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 No.5401[Reply]

I have grown to slowly hate 'zellig. Zaryans, what do?
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 No.5416

>>5407
>constant exposure
take a break and do something else then, lad. there is plentty to do.

>the zarty (beyond it being just a bunker site) has been detrimental to zellig.

I mean, the purpose of the zarty was never just to be a bunker. It was also meant to be a place for zaryans to talk to eachother and share OC. It's basically /zellig/.
Maybe it woudn't have been a great idea during Kuz, but the sharty has been going downhill for a long time. Who knows what will happen to the sharty in a few months. Best to have our own land.

 No.5532

>>5412
>>5412
Sharty /qa/ sucks so much right now, its all just furfags, bronies, and other forms of coomers infesting it, Froot needs to pull a great purge and just perma ban every coomer, remove all posts pertaining to their interests, and in doing so save the party from suffering 4cuck's fate.

 No.5574

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>>5532
>nooooooooo board diversity is le bad because i'm a selfish little hoarder and also racist

 No.5610

>>5405
TRUTHMOAB…

 No.95426

>>5401

imagine now



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 No.5571[Reply]

Make gems with this template.
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 No.5688

>>5631
Issa gem

 No.5708

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<Well well well, just as I thought. We've captured a cowardly communist!

 No.5709

>>5708
now THIS is the true gem

 No.5714

>>5708
chetnikerald

 No.95425




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 No.3836[Reply]

What would be the good ending to Ongezellig as a whole? (Besides this show actually getting picked up and produced?)
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 No.3902

>>3836
It depends on how Massa would even continue the show.
For me, I think the best way Part 2 would happen is to show more of Maya and Coco's not-really estranged relationship with one another. Before we could even reach a good ending Maya must do her best to reach out to Coco and say sorry for all the bad things she has done and thought about her, which Coco would wholeheartedly accept.
Another thing I want to see be expanded on is Mymy's Dutchaboo arc. It wasn't fully covered on the pilot so I wish to see what really made her become a full-blown Dutch nationalist and hate her home country so much. Her biological family plays a big part here so I can't wait to see what Massa is up too.

 No.3903

>>3895
TSMT
I wanna see Coco enact TND to avenge her parents. That would be peak kino and could make Zellig stand out as one of the most influential webseries of all time…or something

 No.3914

>>3836
>>3836
Gemerald mod becomes canon.

 No.3915

>>3836
>what is deel 7

 No.95422

>>3836

we have the ending now……



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 No.1603[Reply]

/qa/ won
Red army won
Stalin won
William the orange won
Netherlands won
Trump won
Putin won
Franco won
Taliban won
South Africa won
Japan won
Vlad the impaler won
Mao won
Soyzellig party won
You WILL have sex
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 No.95392

>>1610
>massa loves us
this aged so badly

 No.95393

>>95392
At least we're still in the credits

 No.95397

>>95393
foenkie will edit it out somehow because of xer obsessed tranny nafri nigger hate of us

 No.95399

>>95397
Foenkie calling upon the dark powers of ancient Molochian gods to edit out a few pixels

 No.95402

>>95399
Why can't nafris be normal GEG



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 No.28843[Reply]

Well, I don't know… We all want Maya to be happy, but is it a good idea to pair her with Adam?
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 No.94654

>>94649
they literally are?
if you play as a female courier you literally become empress of the legion, or at least, it's implied.
caesar has a coin minted with your face on it.

 No.94655

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>>94649
>the second line

 No.94656

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>THE LEGION SAYS
>WOMAN RIGHTS!

 No.94657

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>>94656
and that's a good thing.

 No.95368

>>94655
Embedded Abdul



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 No.82742[Reply]

If Mymy was in SS it would be named Waffle SS
Mymy would try to developed wunderwaffles
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 No.82746

>>82744
>>82745
Said the same thing award

 No.82885

stroopwaffen ss

 No.82886

soopwaffels

 No.82887

soopwaffen guguschaft

 No.95366

Waffle-SS sounds funny doe



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 No.95109[Reply]

would you rather be a nigger with aryan mentality or be an aryan with nigger mentality
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 No.95115

>>95114
ermmmm chuddy, would-you-rather questions are low effort so am i really at fault for not giving a proper answer

 No.95116

Sage this negro down

 No.95130

>>95110
Not if you believe in blank slate Marxism or some sort of magical mind-body dualism.

 No.95236

aryan niggers

 No.95338

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Nigger with an aryan mindset because race is a feeling, not a reality.



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 No.85654[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

>Ongezellig is a failed pilot depicting the inert nature of sanitized living and the vapid age of post industrial, post internet revolution first world.

>Maya represents the post modernist commoner. The husk of what man used to be, the consumerist media addicted gooner living only to satiate their most immediate desires with no pursuit of excellence or higher calling. This character has no spine and no will to shape the world or even mend their own inadequacy. When presented with adversity she folds, when presented with problems she flees, when presented with opportunities she backs out. She is only comfortable in her gooning attire engrossed in her decadent cartoons. She is bitter and jaded and in full conscious of her own predicament yet too prideful to allow people to assist her out of her vain lifestyle. There is nothing redeemable in her character, she is inept and without virtue and an ugly mirror to the world we've built.


>Coco is the innocence of this world, but not in a good way. Coco is a victim of tragedy at the hands of south african niggers who murdered and raped her parents (this was later retconed by Massa post mossad acquisition). Despite this she exudes kindness. While she may seem commendable at first her ignorance is shown on full display in deel 2 and onwards. She as a character serves to show that good intentions cannot be realized through incompetence and imperceptiveness. Coco failed to observe the saying of Hippocrates: "Before you heal someone, ask him if he's willing to give up the things that make him sick." She is insistent on helping Maya despite Maya's unwillingness to cooperate which only serves to push them away until external circumstances bring about a fragile, uneasy truce. Coco is also a subtle commentary on women being stupid.


>Mymy is the ailment of modernity. She is the estranged, the one that has seen modernity but instead of falling into it like Maya she has gotten agitated. She will, similarly to Maya, shake her fist at society in spite. But unlike Maya her shaking is animated by tenacity and inspiration. She is the embodiment of the indominable aryan spirit, she will pursue her high set ambitions through mud and blood, unyielding in her moral principles. Mymy is a romantic stuck in a mechanical time. She yearns for glory in a world that only offers hedonism and she lashes out
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 No.85987

>>85982
>friendly fire will not be tolerated

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 No.85991

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>>85987
>>friendly fire will not be tolerated

 No.85992

>>85991
looking like that makes you a gigachad though

 No.95325




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 No.95134[Reply]

WHY DOES THE MACHINE KEEP PRODUCING DEFECTIVE ONES DANMMIT
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 No.95284

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 No.95285

^rterra above me

 No.95287

>>95285
Schizophrenia (/ˌskɪtsəˈfriːniə/ SKIT-sə-FREE-nee-ə, US also /ˌskɪtsəˈfrɛniə/ SKIT-sə-FREN-ee-ə) is a mental disorder characterized variously by hallucinations (typically, hearing voices), delusions, disorganized thinking and behavior, and flat or inappropriate affect. Symptoms develop gradually and typically begin during young adulthood and rarely resolve. There is no objective diagnostic test; diagnosis is based on observed behavior, a psychiatric history that includes the person's reported experiences, and reports of others familiar with the person. For a diagnosis of schizophrenia, the described symptoms need to have been present for at least six months (according to the DSM-5) or one month (according to the ICD-11). Many people with schizophrenia have other mental disorders, especially mood, anxiety, and substance use disorders, as well as obsessive–compulsive disorder (OCD).

 No.95288

>>95287
copy pasted a wikikepedia article award
either way you REALLY need to go back to reels or r/ongezellig

 No.95291

do not reply to post number xxv3ao at 3 AM 💀



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 No.95118[Reply]

this is stupid but geggy
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 No.95190

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>>95187
i don't think xe meant it in a bad way doe, or maybe xe did

 No.95195

>>95144
You know who else does it for free?

 No.95261

>>95187
<xe doesn't know
nuzell destruction NOW!

 No.95286

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>>95261
ohnonononononononoooooo nuzellcacas don't even get the references anymore



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 No.95240[Reply]

Someone made this stuff and you don't even know him
https://youtu.be/jN4WRqz5iLI?si=bOgZ2SIUx9zIz9hx
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 No.95255

>>95253
It's july now. I knew something WILL went wrong here.

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 No.95258

>>95255
I knew something would go wrong.*

 No.95259

It seems you're more envious atp.

 No.95260

>>95256
Ok, something would wend wrong
>smugjak.png
Yes not everyone will actually understand this it's so hard to be a linguistics amateur these days



 No.95239[Reply]

Agugu music at 4:04
But the other songs are also quite great


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 No.1472[Reply]

The Alpha of Animation. The Breaker of Bucks. The Commodore of Comedy. The Don of the Dutch. The Enchanter of Entertainment. The Fashioner of Frames. The Guardian of Gezelligheid. The Hero of Holland. The Imperator of Internationals. The Justiciar of Jokes. The Keizer of Keks. The Lord of Laughs. The Master of Mirth. The Nurturer of the Netherlands. The Originator of Ongezellig. The Premier of Plot. The Quetzalcoatl of Quality. The Reaper of Reactions. The Shaitan of the Sharty. The Taker of Time. The Ubermensch of the Universe. The Vizier of Vision. The Wiseman of Wit. The Xenagogue of Xenophobia. The Yeoman of Youtube. The Zhar of Zaryans.

ENTER
MASSA
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 No.1485

I am still not sure about how much does he know his community. Do you think he visited the sharty and just left shocked or stayed to see what happens.

 No.1495

TF is a Zhar? You mean Tzar?

 No.77776

test

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 No.95237

>>1495
Yes, but that'd ruin the Zhoke.



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 No.94668[Reply]

Massad has reached 100k subscribers rn
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 No.94675

>>94668
100k zoyims

 No.94681

FUCK this nigger kike, for accepting money from the zogpedoniggers and discontinuing all of this, i hope he loses ALL of those, every single one them, down to the last one. he is a NIGGER! and there is absolutely NOTHING that can change my mind anymore. fuck him, fuck this, fuck my stupid chud life nigger.

 No.95214

>>94668
funny enough its all still from zellig since his other videos flopped GEG

 No.95230

>>95214
The trvke that made Massa kill himself

 No.95231

>>95214
Sigh… time to delete Ongezellig…



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 No.93942[Reply]

finally made something award (i can't draw doe)
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 No.94592

>>94473
Rent free

 No.94600

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>zarty trannies try not to make every piece of media they've produced be the exact same thing as the last one (mymy chud/soyak retrace .gif) chall-ACK!

 No.94610

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 No.94792

>>94600
It's not creatively bankrupt it's… our kultcha, goy!

 No.95113

>>94792
It is our culture, we trace stuff, we make memes, we make art, that's what we do, and I am not sure why there even is a problem with that



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 No.94846[Reply]

poop and Mayas dying
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 No.94964

>>94875
usually agree but this made me geg

 No.94968

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𝓝𝓾𝔃𝓪𝓻𝔂𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝓡𝓔𝓟𝓞𝓢𝓣 𝓣𝓗𝓘𝓢 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓖 𝓘𝓝 15 𝓞𝓣𝓗𝓔𝓡 𝓣𝓗𝓡𝓔𝓐𝓓𝓢 𝓞𝓡 𝓨𝓞𝓤𝓡 𝓜𝓞𝓣𝓗𝓔𝓡 𝓦𝓘𝓛𝓛 𝓓𝓘𝓔 𝓘𝓝 𝓗𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓛𝓔𝓔𝓟

 No.94996

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>IS THAT A FROG?
>THE THING THE ZIKI SAID I NEED TO HATE AND ARE OUR #1 BOOGEYMEN?
>KYS FROG DEMORALIZER KIKE YOU WILL NEVER BE ACCEPTED HERE COAL COAL COAL COAL COAL COAL COAL COAL

 No.94999

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>>94996
We all look like that and say that tho

 No.95088

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>nuligpoopoos dont even goon to veradom gemmies anymore



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 No.94787[Reply]

hey, i found this place after watching a video from saberspark about that weird dutch anime
what exactly goes on here? is it just talking, theorizing, and ironically shipping cursed stuff?
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 No.95059

>>94833
GEEG thats true, i think the fucking gypsies here are whiter than turks. But i AM white doe, infact im as white as paper so i win

 No.95063

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>>95059
>But i AM white doe, infact im as white as paper so i win
>

 No.95065

>>95063
Failquote

 No.95081

smoking weed d

 No.95084

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>smoking weed d



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 No.94520[Reply]

What are the implications of Maya being a Joi AI in 2040s
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 No.94913

>>94912
If someone made a racebait post jannies would react 9000x times faster than approving pic-eys

 No.94947

need coco for joi ai please please

 No.94957

>>94913
GEEEEEEEG, trve!

 No.94960

>>94913
That's because jannies are mindbroken by big cock (regardless of color)

 No.94974

>>94910
slf award



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 No.94455[Reply]

What are the chances of Rens being an actual chud?
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 No.94929

>>94928
don't do this

 No.94930

>>94926
What can i say? Im a pretty lewd dude

 No.94933

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 No.94941

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>>94933
Whats with the silence? Did a mosquito bite your balls little boy? Hmmm?

 No.94955

>>94928
If this happened it'd save the Zarty btw.



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 No.94671[Reply]

>I am the Great Maya Poo
>And I'm going to throw my coal at you!
>having friends, I wish
>but I'm just a stupid bitch
>I'm so big and fat and also a stupid fag
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 No.94694

>>94672
she's been quoted saying that and also looks exactly like that

 No.94696

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>>94671
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD SHE'SO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ATTRACTIVE I AM SOYING OUTTTTTT

 No.94725

>>94671
My qveen

 No.94948

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Maya blob is gemmier doe

 No.94949

canon btw



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 No.14749[Reply]

I’ve been in the studio massa discord server for about 3 years now, I LVOED the web series ongezellig. From the tape that’s set up outside maya’s room to mymy’s “Anime: Japanese Death Camps for the soul” I always loved this series' n' shiet. I even paid money so I could see Massa’s petje.af, I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint. One day I was sitting in one of the many vc streams massa does in his server when halfway through he was drawing stille willem. But something felt off, he sounded sad, he sounded like he had been crying for weeks. Regardless he pressed on with his drawing and soon after the stream was done, but for some reason he moved me to a different, private voice call. He joined soon after and said “Whassup” and began crying. He them said in dutch, “Ik ben gediagnosticeerd met een klinische depressie en worstel al een paar weken met deze ziekte, depressie ten top, ik heb mogelijk ook een seksueel overdraagbare aandoening opgelopen.” He then sighed, and DM’d me a zip file titled “Edpisode 2 deel 1-8” and left. When I saw this, I was ecstatic, I lost consciousness, and I coincidentally fell on my keyboard and moved my mouse enough and downloaded it. When I woke up, the episode finished downloading, and I opened the file. I saw all the deels were actually just compiled into one whole episode instead of what I presumed to be multiple video files. So as giddy as I was I opened the NEW second episode.
The episode starts with text flashing saying “This is a test and not a final product,” with the dutch television station for greater Amsterdam AT5 below it and then cuts to Mymy crying in her room with her Kapitein Koek parrot body pillow next to her. She looks at the camera with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. She soon takes her nerf musket and puts it to the roof of her mouth, with it trembling in her hands. Before then after Coco opens the door with her board game that they usually play with at the end of every deel and says “Hoi Mymy” before a loud gunshot is heard as the screen cuts to black with what you’d presume to be coco screaming. But it didn’t sound voice acted, it sounded like an actual scream of terror like somebody just witnessed another person being murdered. The screen then fades back in as you can see Mymy talking with coco, as if everything was normal, but Mymy was visibly missing half her head with a visible exit wound. Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.94778

>>94777
bumped a one and a half year old thread award

 No.94779

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>bumping a one and a half year old thread

 No.94780

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>>94777
NIGMAYA WNBAG

 No.94781

>>94780
diagnosis: more bwc.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.94938

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>I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint.



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 No.843[Reply]

post her in this bread
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 No.94798

>>94794
Zvte is the oldest fag, put some respect on his name.

 No.94799

>>94798
Oldest fag for the oldest hag

 No.94801

>>94799
>oldest fag
>look inside
>under the minimum age requirement
Not like this zarty sistas…

 No.94802

>>94801
the age req was made in nuzarty when kate raisined up the place

 No.94838

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 No.94760[Reply]

Zaryans, there is a missed chuddy reference in 'zellig. During the island scene, when maya kicks coco, i always wondered why she says "get typhus." like typhus is such a specific thing to say, why would she pick this insult in particular. well if you watched the holocaust section of Europa the last battle, you would know that holocaust was a lie and the main thing that caused the deaths in the concentration camps, as shown in the red cross reportings, was typhus. there was a typhus outbreak in europe at the time that caused 271k people to die in concentration camps
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 No.94775

>>94774
Interesting, im currently learning Dutch because of zellig so i might learn afrikaans too who knows

 No.94823

>>94769
amerimutts don't know that languages other than english and spanish exist

 No.94824

>>94767
there is no point in learning small nation languages that not even their native speakers want to use, learn something different instead

 No.94828

>>94823
they may know about russian or chinese and these three languages (english, russian, and chinese) are the only ones worth learning anyway, all the other countries don't matter (and you are NOT going to learn hebrew chud)

 No.94834

>>94828
Fuck russian. Overcomplicated nigger language (Russia is still cool albeit)
>>94823
How retarded do you think americans are? Well, while lots of Americans are retarded and can't point out the Netherlands on a map- God man my country is filled with braindead chinkslop consuming negros with no class or knowledge, and pseudo-intellectual libshits who are just as niggardly and retarded as everyone else. I fucking hate America.



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 No.80737[Reply]

Kiki - Drunken Sailor
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 No.82764

>>82739
Only whites could conquer half the world like they did, Mongolia is Aryan.

 No.94538

Up

 No.94795

>>82739
The silver lining is that everyone has a bit of mongolian in them

 No.94803

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>>82764
Mongolia fucking won

 No.94817

>>94795
Not me sadly. Mongols never made it to the British Isles



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 No.94232[Reply]

>Go to mcdonalds
>Decide what to eat
>Receive check from kiosk
>Air siren
>Sorry we currently can't accept
>IT'S RIGHT BEFORE 11 PM, RIGHT BEFORE IT CLOSES
IM GOING TO FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE, SOMEONE IS HUNGRY, YOU FUCKER, YOU NIGGER, YOUR MOM IS A WHORE
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 No.94692

>>94690
oyyyyyyyyy doctos but wtf are we supposed to do? zoot just buy some hard drives saaaaar do not redeem the site

 No.94719

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>posting 10 mb giga gifs

 No.94723

>>94692
Delete useless threads, there's probably actual SNCA premium sitting around from 2 years ago

 No.94800

>>94687
nusoiclucks don't know how to encode their shit, it's honestly embarrassing at this point…

 No.94815

I can barely eat a double cheeseburger there without being full
I'm happy about that but enjoy mcdonalds



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 No.94574[Reply]

So I've recently thinking about if it would be cool and possible to get a couple fans to meet up irl somewhere cool in the Netherlands this summer like the Efteling theme park or the place where Massa did his latest video at. I'm thinking we get a group of like 50 ppl,we customize and buy shirts that say "Onngezellig irl" or something and just and hangout with each other. I also like the idea of it being like a chill wholesome meet up so no like banners of Nazi Mymy or Coco with a blacksun in the background, just the basic Ongezellig material that we all loved in the first place. Gimme some feedback on this idea and how it can be improved, or if I'm just a Zetard for thinking it.
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 No.94628

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>>94614
it actually is holy shit

 No.94630

>>94626
>>94627
Had to samefag twice

 No.94631

>>94628
Every Shittycuck is in this infographic btw.

 No.94759

>>94574
i dont even think that there are 50 active zaryans anymore

 No.94773

>>94759
Zaryans never die… The sun will rise and we will try again



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 No.94697[Reply]

Studio Massa quit ongezellig because it wasn't profitable, because it drained him, and because he saw no future in it. Call it burnout or disappointment if it helps you sleep better at night, but the truth is simple: he left out of self-interest. That's not an insult, it's just reality. People follow what benefits them, and he did exactly that. Now I'm doing the same. I've supported this "short film" longer than anyone, carried it with content while it stagnated, and now that it's clear the show won't grow, I'm leaving. Not because I'm emotional, but because I have goals that this show will never help me reach. You can cry about respect and loyalty all you want, but in the end, Sam made a decision driven by what was best for him. And so am I. If that makes me greedy, then so be it. But don't preach optimism when the show hasn't earned it. Ongezellig didn't make enough, didn't deliver enough, and didn't grow enough.
>b-b-but it's a successful short film…
You're not wrong. But you're not right either. You're just too soft to say the truth out loud. Sam quitting because he was burnt out, hated, underpaid, or whatever excuse you want to paint it with doesn't change the fact that his decision was driven by self-interest. He saw no reward, no growth, no return and he left. That's called being greedy. Not in a bad way. In a realistic way. Everyone follows what benefits them. That's not a sin, that's just how people work. So when I call it out, I'm not disrespecting him I'm exposing the truth you're too emotionally attached to admit. The moment this show stopped paying off, he vanished. And now when I do the same, you cry foul? That's hypocrisy. I'm not sentimental. I'm here to win. He did what was best for him. And so will I. It's not about hate. It's not about feelings. It's about results. And ongezellig failed to deliver. That's reality. And if you can't handle that, don't argue with me go argue with the numbers. The numbers made him switch iceberg content not me.
I don't care what delusional fantasy you've convinced yourself of I'm not wrong, and I'm not entertaining anything else. Just because I'm a big ongezellig fan doesn't mean I owe anyone a teary goodbye or a sugar-coated lie about a pilot I no longer respect. Ongezellig is mediocre in my eyes, and no comment, complaint, or guilt trip is going to change that. I'm not here to coddle a community or play pretend to keep anyone comfortable. That's not honesty, that'sPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.94747

>muh projecting
I just saw couple of your posts on /qa/ board when you seething about this identical thread.

 No.94750

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>>94747
Someone else then because I haven't left this site in the entire week

 No.94758

I know this is bait but some people really do feel the need to make this dramatic of an exit instead of just leaving unannounced like any other ordinary individual would do. Either way, as some others have mentioned, this site may revolve around the corpse of a failed pilot but seeing the creative works of others still intrigued by the show is nice to have around.

 No.94776

>>94732
>even doe odessan is an aryan beast

 No.95267

upguke



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 No.94077[Reply]

Forsen watched Deel 1+2 on stream.

Timestamps: 00:32:33 and 1:27:12
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2497317164
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 No.94587

>>94586
The Forsen Zaryan is IN SHAMBLES

 No.94588

>>94570
>Joshua Cocktroon Moon
We don't accept pooners here

 No.94599

>>94570
despite despising anime, Joshua Moon surprisingly likes WataMote. if he likes WataMote despite it being a revolting coomer anime made by emotionally stunted chinky people, i imagine he'll like Ongezellig even more.

 No.94608

>>94599
He has definitely heard of Ongezellig since one of his favourite threads to lurk in is the soy one, but I doubt he took time out of his NEET lifestyle to watch it

 No.94609

>>94599
>t. bruhmeister



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 No.94551[Reply]

The website has 138k posts now, we gotta reach 200k before the site turns 2 years old or else we will be remembered as deader than jarty

 No.94553

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>>94551
they best keep the fucking VPN blocking off then or its over

 No.94597

>…or else we will be remembered
By who, lol

 No.94601

>>94551
>muh pph farms
The last good thousands of posts of the last year of the jarty were slopjaks, pph is irrelevant
>>94597
Clearly (You)



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 No.87413[Reply]

There should be more zelligjaks
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 No.87431

>>87430
Can't recognize impjak award

 No.87434

>>87430
nusoicacas…

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 No.94590

>>87413
I made a bunch in a thread



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