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 No.86632[Reply]

mymy when she sees 699 dead nigger babies nailed to the empire state building

 No.86640

gem

 No.86642

this has never happened

 No.86789

>>86642
evandoe it did



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 No.86490[Reply]

choosing maya over coco and mymy is similar to choosing deen over dunya
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 No.86513

>>86511
ok now you're just being silly.

 No.86514

File: 1748158656710.png (381.29 KB, 1000x1975, total christcuck death.png)

The year is 2045. The Western Europe lives under MVSLIM RVLE. All japsterdam are MUSLIMISED. Shitlib women live to serve ISLAM BVLLS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Europe's ISLAM FUTURE.

‎Mymy remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued jobs, the debt cancellation, porn ban, and chastity before marriage. Xhe lives on the war-torn outskirts of New Drenthestan, where xhe hides her valid calvinist xister Coco from the clutches of the brutal ISLAM army.

‎As musclebound Muslim soldiers prowl the countryside searching for Aryan women to rape, Myny will stop at nothing to protect sweet Coco's live. In his white suit, and red niggerwiggle, Mymy gives xer fragile Aryan body to a gang of pitiless muslim alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is petite Mymy prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings her face-to-face with her worst fears… and her most unspeakable inferiority complexes.

‎Acclaimed author and philosopher Maya Schoppenboer presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. Her powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of unfolding of the Muslim push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The MVSLIM KINGS have their way with Mymy's weak body, kicking and beating and cursing through one of the most brutal scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

‎Experience the true power of mvslim bulls and the fourth political theory. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of MVSLIM FUTURE, the first book in Maya Schopenboer's brand new series.

 No.86517

>>86514
maya would probably write this just to spite her sisters
and i support it 100% because it's funny

 No.86625

i choose deen over dunya, got a fear of allah and they call it taqwa.

 No.86753

>>86514
>Myny
Just namedropped the secret fourth sister's name award



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 No.86657[Reply]

>liking ongezellig even doe you hate foids

 No.86658

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>liking ongezellig because the girls love me

 No.86659

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>hating ongezellig because you love women

 No.86680

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Death to women



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 No.86482[Reply]

H-hey Zaryan…
W-would ya join my pirate club?
That orange freak is really annoying
W-w-we can h-have fun together you know, sailing the seven seas together :)
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 No.86553

zaryans kiki agugu with the bibky please

 No.86620

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<Ahem, I'm not deaf, Kiki

 No.86624

>>86620
orangetexting as 'zellig characters will never catch on.

 No.86626

>>86624
it was qway culture doebeit to paint the log orange

 No.86627

>>86624
This fucking newfag…



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 No.61980[Reply]

>Two lovers entwined pass me by
>And heaven knows I'm miserable now
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 No.86526

>>86523
so true!

 No.86527

>>86524
I'm white nigga

 No.86549

MARGE

 No.86574

File: 1748196022510.mp4 (1.66 MB, 256x256, first we gonna rock then w….mp4)

>>>86524
>I'm white nigga



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 No.86534[Reply]

>Deleting my COB
>No fun ALLOWED
Cmon janjan, it was a funny small edit I had in my head when I heard the song. OCs are in fact brimstone and I wanted to tell the world that of zoiets.

 No.86535

post it in /qa/ or /drenthe/ and it'll be fine

 No.86543

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 No.86294[Reply]

What's a nigger wiggle? Also I need a good guide to krita because I'm too dumb too read the manuals and juts bought a drawing tablet thing
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 No.86310

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>>86307
Are you calling Mymy a nig?

 No.86312

>>86310
how much nigger would a niggerwiggle wiggle if a niggerwiggle would wiggle nigger

 No.86361

>>86305
Did that timeless classic really get removed on todays zarty? It was literally posted a month ago with no issue, the site really is getting cucked by the day

 No.86362

>>86361
Nook hands wrote this post

 No.86366

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>>86361
>ah hell nah mane i can't post bmt dnb and 'p what the hell is the world coming to holmes



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 No.85606[Reply]

Holy beyond clitty leakage!
<ZPVA CLITTY SPACE
Reminder this guy leaked because of a fucking image not being taken down to his liking because it's "le goonercoal" but gladly hosts these videos on his channel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIigRfxTCrs&ab_channel=ZPVA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY9wlFLGUtw&ab_channel=ZPVA
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 No.86347

>>86346
Third's time the charm

 No.86348

So who's up for another zooru project? I'm ready to make the counters

 No.86349

>>86348
>we should create yet another zooru because the old one wouldn't accept my foot fetish gooncoal
>but I'll totally not add foot fetish gooncoal to the new zooru I swear

 No.86350

>>86348
Trvst the plQn
>>86349
Somehow mentioned feet again award

 No.86356

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 No.86081[Reply]

>foooooog u diggin int me u diggin int me….u unt diggin in ein nigggaaaaaaaaaa u unt diggin int- GO AHEAD, YAR!? HOOAAAAAAAHHHHH
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 No.86186

>obsessed nigger award

 No.86204

>>86184
it's yosack because he's still mad about getting doxxed by a community he thought were his hecking frienderinos

 No.86337

>>86184
posted a screenshot of his password award

 No.86339

Bumped it again award

 No.86341

Saged it again award



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 No.86313[Reply]

can one of you twittercacas give me the image where this is traced from thank you
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 No.86319

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>>86317
its traced off Brenton Tarrant art

 No.86320

>>86318
>>86313
made maya's hair parting to the right award

 No.86321

>>86320
*left
fuck my 2 digit iq life

 No.86322

>>86321
>even though to the right

 No.86323

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 No.86073[Reply]

>pph 3
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 No.86235

>>86197
One more wrong use of soyspeak and they'll finally become real women

 No.86237

reelscucks literally aren't real holy meds

 No.86255

>>86237
>newfags are so new they dont even know about reelcucks

 No.86286

vpns have been unblocked now

 No.86287

>>86286
Finally



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 No.86274[Reply]

https://x.com/MrAleyonT/status/1926143200709722189
> HAPPENING!!!!!!
> NOT A DRILL!!!!!!!
> ZELLIG GAME DEMO DROPPED

 No.86278

1488 months to drop a demo award



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 No.9575[Reply]

>Geert Wilders, if you can hear us, please. Please save me, Geert Wilders, please. I'm asking you. Please save me, please save me. Please get these refugees away from me.

 No.9577

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>President Geert.. if you can hear us please save us! This is the Netherlands!! This is our land!!
>Yall im bout to have a panic attack….
>This is our country! Our country!!
>This is awful! Geert please save us!!

 No.9592

>>9577
someone hecking draw or animate one of these two with mymy

 No.33217

up

 No.86276

>>86275
> schizophrenic award

 No.86277

>>86275
guys these posts are ciphers and are probably 'p links when deciphered



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 No.86259[Reply]

>i cant ack

 No.86269

>>86259
scared me award



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 No.86256[Reply]

Just remembered this site existed. One day there will be no more to discuss about your irrelevant tranime and your site will die out and be remembered by absolutely no one KEK!(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.86257

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 No.86205[Reply]

> zoot i'll give you a 5 dollar roblox gift card if you delete the zarty, trace the ip of everyone who ever accessed the site and send colombian death squads after them

probably a reddit cord server owner trying to bribe Zoot to delete the Zarty in exchange for 'cord nitro…this actually happened geg. Don't even have to try yet they embarrass themselves.

 No.86206

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 No.86207

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>zoot i'll give you a 5 dollar roblox gift card if you delete the zarty, trace the ip of everyone who ever accessed the site and send colombian death squads after them

 No.86208

>>86205
What if I 'x everyone who has ever used the Reddit instead, bet it would be fun

 No.86210

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>>86208
>6. No doxxing. Mods may either spoiler or delete such content and the offender may be banned for an indefinite amount of time.



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 No.2039[Reply]

Mymy's Onschatbare Offer
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 No.86182

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Please ban child gore

 No.86188

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>>86182
rulecucking will always be COAL

 No.86191

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>>86188
>Child gore should be allowed

 No.86196

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>Child gore should be allowed

 No.86202

>>86196
is this specific gigachad used by pedophiles or something i swear literally nothing this kermit gigachad says is a good take



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 No.86189[Reply]

Anyone else noticed an uptick in 'zellig posts on the sharty particularly /soy/? I remember a for while 'zellig was universally hated, but it seems to be more posted now

 No.86190

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Yeah because I'm obsessed and post it every day

 No.86192

Evendoe the janny still clittyleaks sometimes and moves it even if it's a soyquote

 No.86193

If you reply with zellig jannies can't move you



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 No.11546[Reply]

>Fun Fact: Most restaurant TV menus are bluetooth and their password is either 12345678 or 00000000
You WILL cast Ongezellig to public TVs and you WILL film it
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 No.11729

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Bump

 No.11743

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SOMEONE FUCKING DO IT I DONT GO TO MCDONALDS

 No.86163

i'd do it but half the employees of my mcgoyslop joint know me and i don't feel like being black listed from there because that's the only place i can get to at any time like 11pm and get a cheeseburger

 No.86164

>>86163
bumped my year old thread award

 No.86165

>>86164
that's aryan though



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 No.51023[Reply]

I had made a similar post in /brabant/ a few days ago, but it wasn't zellig related, this is.

I was in school today and a muslim sand nigger was provoking me, for the 2nd time in a few days. You know WHY he heckled me? cuz of FVCKING DRAWINGS I MADE OF MAYA IN MY BOOK.

I told him to fuck off or im going to beat the shit out of him and that his circumsised dick looking ass would not understand my drawings either way. This scrawny ass muslim kid(5ft8) tried to grab me(5ft11) by the collar, he was unable to, said to my face "try me".

I mean…he should have known what was coming for him next. I kid you not, just before I raped the guy, I reassured myself in my mind that "this is for zellig, and pretend this guy was a cord trannie". Im not sure why I thought of this at that moment but it felt good.

How do I celebrate?
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 No.51112

>>51111
The Jeet did more for the community than the brapzillian even though he's been in the community for a far less time.

 No.52221

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this shit is so unfunny aspie nigga

 No.52435

Friendliest ongezellig fan

 No.86150


 No.86155

>>51035
aryan beast drawings



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 No.86120[Reply]

couldn't find the mymy thread award
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 No.86137

>>86135
'tistic should have made a cover of the song

 No.86138

>>86137
>dr fauci give us bwc

 No.86139

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 No.86140

>>86138
SWAWBWC

 No.86146

Clotshot gem



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 No.86000[Reply]

she won
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 No.86067

It would be better if it was mymy or maya cooking it (I think Indonesians eat frogs too but I'm not sure)

 No.86118

>>86014
Meds, this never happened

 No.86143

>>86118
hwabag cord woke up you hate to see it

 No.86144

>>86143
you want an invite lil bro?

 No.86145

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 No.86108[Reply]

>niggers

 No.86116

missed gem



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 No.86006[Reply]

can we try and get a GET on /soy/? it'd be funny i'm sure nothing terrible would happen after if we would succeed. they're pretty close about 700 or something posts away from the GET i think if i'm not wrong and if we could get Maya as the GET that'd be gemmy as fuck

 No.86007

what get?

 No.86010

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>>86007
this get or something there's about 500 posts left until the get

 No.86011

>>86010
not really a get tbf

 No.86013

>>86011
well shit

 No.86065

>>86010
>quads are GETS now



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 No.7067[Reply]

Leaderfriend remastered all of the zellig paypiggy pics with AI and now they're super high-res or whatever, along with some bonus stuff included.
<Zoot mandated arrow
You can sift through and download all of the pics included in the Mega link here (Warning: They are fucking HVGE):
(LINK REMOVED DUE TO THERE STILL BEING BRIMSTONE)
Another warning: in the "Bonusgoodies" there's a folder for genuinely NSFW shit included, just wanted to give you a heads up on that.
'Cuck thread on where xe dropped it if you're curious: https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/141548189#p141633958
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 No.85899

did somebody make the SFW folder?

 No.85900

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>>85899
i don't think that's happening ever bro sorry

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 No.85908

>>85907
nah that's like some official massa shit what they're talking is some crazy nu ai stuff or something idk haven't seen that shit

 No.86008

>>85907
zute had a 19 gb archive on the ru
https://archive.org/details/zellig



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 No.7709[Reply]

Holy fuck I just realized this bitch uses a VPN + tape over xer phone's front camera. Is xhe a schizo or xhe afraid some Glowie might catch xer touching xerself?
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 No.85944

>>85930
holy necrobump

 No.85946

>>7709
Who doesn't do that.

 No.85947

>>85946
little agugu binky babies don't do that, but they don't have phones, they have tablets and they watch the agugubinky show on it

 No.85948

>>85947
gem


a
g

agubinky

 No.85955

>>8142
is that not normal? i thought everyone does that, i sure am doing that, front and back camera. like no way you're not doing that, you're definitely a glowie nigga



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 No.85302[Reply]

Who's the most racist
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 No.85590

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>>85588
>delusional award

 No.85592

>>85590
hotdog barks nugget bites

 No.85931

>>85303
Mymy hates jews and niggers

 No.85932

>>85931
Coco secretly too

 No.85951

>>85592
pizza slices through the night



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 No.85793[Reply]

Please be nice and say good night sweet dreams

 No.85795

bad night die in your sleep

 No.85796

>>85795
Fuck you nigger

 No.85797

kill yourself

 No.85798

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goodnight zaryan

 No.85800

>>85798
Good night bud



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 No.85481[Reply]

zpva left
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 No.85646

we need aguguland more than ever… Goog please save us

 No.85652

>>85645
Please just die nigger. And suffer in nigger hell for all eternity.

 No.85656

>>85645
rope yourself shitskin

 No.85704

>>85533
thank you zaryan
>responding 1 day later award

 No.85799

Clitty leakage from all sides is at an all-time high, it seems.



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 No.85760[Reply]

What will happen if we send the three girls back in time in German controlled Netherlands
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 No.85775

>>85770
‘kakiGOD leaving is a somethingburger doebeit. he’s a pretty chill artfag

 No.85776

>>85775
even doe he will be back in a couple days like everyone who "leaves" on a whim

 No.85777

>>85776
I bought a drawing tablet but I'm to dumb to understand Krita

 No.85778

>>85775
we will see if he's actually chill or not

 No.85782

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>>85760
They would be trve Dietse PartiQtten in the NSB



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