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ZWABAG

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 No.50677[Reply]

holy sheet its the VOC….grab your spices

 No.50681

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Truly warms my heart seeing so much oc being made this past week, Zaryans VVILL NEVER DIE and we WABAG

 No.50701

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God leidt, we zijn veilig!
-Motto of Dutch East India Company



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 No.50685[Reply]

why doesn't anyone here post things that happen on studio massa's discord? surely massa must say something related to ongezellig that would be useful

i can only think of 3 scenarios for this

> their discord is boring as hell and nothing ever happens

> someone inside their discord just didn't have the idea/didn't look up anything about the state of ongezellig
> we're all poor and don't have 10 dollars to pay petjeaf
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 No.50694

>>50692
but then that would be the high level of studio massa, regular chats should be quite possible to leak something without being detected.

 No.50696

>>50694
Must be SNCA Deluxe for them to not be leaked

 No.50698

>>50693
I found it, but apparently it's from before studio massa canceled ongezellig, right?
https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/9940

 No.50699


 No.50700

>>50699
Oh it's the pillows thread



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 No.883[Reply]

I'm rewatching Ongezellig now and I just saw that the first deel only has 614,144 views, despite being uploaded in 2019. This is why I believe both the site and the series have such low and stagnated userbase numbers. I believe the solution is to start a massive shilling campaign in order to make this number rise.

But how? How can all 10 users of this website achieve such a massive feat? I believe that we can manage, and if we coordinate ourselves with our Zaryans abroad in /co/, /soy/, /qa/ and elsewhere, we can attain the goal of making Ongezellig popular and building a vibrant community that Massa can take as inspiration to continue.

ITT: We formulate a plan to get all Ongezellig deels to 1,000,000 views each. Drop your ideas below, because we will revive this show or die trying.
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 No.1131

>>1127
Pure Dutch weed, but I noticed there are a lot more libs on ticktock.

 No.1176

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>>1130
it's alright, they are perfect.

 No.40504

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silence QM$OIlS9&BlsfU5OXtN!anZF)

 No.50695

What was the exact day of original post

 No.50697

>>50695
OP? 9th of october 2023. you can check by hovering over the "1 year ago" text.



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 No.50607[Reply]

The scene changes to NAZgard seen standing in a circle of smoking pits. Zoot is inside, eyes closed, hand held over the zorb which is glowing with flames

ZOOT VOICE OVER:The soysphere is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of NAZgard……and Brimdor? To stand against the might of Zoot and REDACTED……and the union of the two 'cord servers?

The camera pans over Shartycord and takes our eye up the chatlog until it reaches the first message by REDACTED at the top

ZOOT VOICE OVER:Together, my Lord REDACTED…… we shall rule all the Image Boards.

The zems of NAZgard are being ripped down, and thrown into the pits. Zoot is seen walking through watching the ziggers feed the furnaces, molten iron being poured into the "comment" field and naz posts and rage baits being made.
ZOOT VOICE OVER :The Old World will burn in the fires of industry. The zems will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the NAZ coal and the baits…… and the iron fists of the Zigger. We have only to remove those who oppose us.

Zoot watches as yet another pet nigger is born from the ground.

ZOOT:I want them armed and ready to march within two weeks!

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 No.50651

>>50649
I can try to voice Zoot's lines, if you wish. I can make a good impression of him.

 No.50656

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 No.50672

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 No.50673

>>50672
gemmy 'toss

 No.50674

>>50672
Did 'toss miss with this one or not?



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 No.50596[Reply]

He most likely wants to spam zooru with his disgusting brimstone like zellig p and yuri

 No.50599

>>50596
and so the zarty is spammed by this subhuman, zoot do something

 No.50600

soy zegl partey

 No.50601

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>class: janny



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 No.50455[Reply]

You wake up as Studio Massa in early 2021. (You also have knowledge of Dutch language and culture and etc). What are your actions for the next few years regarding Ongezellig?
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 No.50474

>>50472 Eduardo Foltz is name of the guy Carter pretended to look like, isn't it?

 No.50478

>early 2021
If you mean LITERALLY the start of January, then I would get in way tf early in on the r/wallstreetbets shit during the Gamestop Stock shit so I would have an easy million on me already
<t. has never dealt with stock and trading in his fucking life
After that I'd probably either move to the US so I wouldn't have to deal with Europe/Dutch horseshit with taxes too much or stay behind and just focus on making animated content on YTShorts/TikTok so that I can build an audience quickly without the need for too much time and work. I could also stream and set up donos for viewers who want to watch me game or draw, but if I'm feeling really desperate I could do either of those things with a V-Tumor avatar just to get the parasocial simps to drop more cash on me. Also set up crypto wallets because like hell banks and kiked out censored platforms could platform my ass if I'm willing to accept TTD and keyed racism from my audience.

 No.50485

>>50455
I would slowly turn Ongezellig into Ongezelty, also delete massadownie

 No.50512

>>50455
Rape the VAs, then move to Belize(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.50588

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>>50512
this is the only correct answer



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 No.50564[Reply]

need Zaryan backup shitcord trannies are trying to brap on some of the posts today lol

 No.50569

adding more cords to the zarty wont help since they will degenerate the same way that those who currently are braping did, cord is lowest common denominator of all its users

 No.50579

need what? eslbabble… zooooot buy English classes for everyone on zarty



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 No.50456[Reply]

hoep you like it
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 No.50473

>>50459
amen sister

 No.50502

>>50456
burguer king mymy?

 No.50558

>>50462
Kate is also a self admitted dyke

 No.50566

-Kate. nga this is not me

 No.50567

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-love Kate zaryan! ps I'm stalking u ngas fr fr



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 No.50516[Reply]

mymy blanket

 No.50519

zemerald

 No.50520

>>50519
Sweatshop workers' blood sweat and tears went into this blanket

 No.50522

>>50520
worth it

 No.50525

>>50522
Never said it wasnt geg

 No.50533

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>sold for 13.58 Euro
europoor obsession DNI



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 No.50110[Reply]

random post
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 No.50487

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Who the fuck are you I'm from romania But I live in Turkey and You can't tell me what to do I share what I want

 No.50491

>>50487
Incomprehensible woahjakcs

 No.50513

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I don't spend much time on this web, I usually make soyjak content for my fans on Instagram. I only came to this web to post a mymy photo, I don't care if you hate it or not If you ask me a question I won't answer so good evening

 No.50517

>>50487
you are not romanian nigga your name is birol baran thats a t*rkish name. you do not belong on soyzellig

 No.50524

>>50513
>I usually make soyjak content for my fans on Instagram
That's really vague



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 No.50476[Reply]

why are my sharty threads being auto moved to /qa/
posting this here because this is the only good splinter

 No.50492

>>50476
Shitty fucking jannies

 No.50493

Every post gotta start with an arrow there now

 No.50499

>>50493
and then frqqt wonders why it's dying

 No.50500

Moved to >>>/qa/7185.



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 No.49235[Reply]

The Zarty has evolved guys. Its not just white guys anymore. What I mean by that is the diversity on this site has increased exponentially. I dont like this one fucking bit. Who knows if there are niggers hiding here?

Is this a nothingwaffle or will this have effect on anything?
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 No.49791

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>Can we rangeban Eastern Europe, all they do is post chudjak self insert coal and imagine nothingburger issues to whine about

 No.49796

>>49732
The retard you replied to wasn't me buckaroo

 No.49797

>>49791
Bye bye 90% of the fanbase

 No.50427


>>49739 Do you include Bulgaria in your eastern europe definition?

 No.50477

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>>50427
>rangeban Zoot from the zarty



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 No.49928[Reply]

Every zaryan must try to take the get with ongezellig sisters, there is an active discord that is trying to steal it with artificially boosting pph
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 No.49997

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Zellig won

 No.50001

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Christ won,
repent now!

 No.50003

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Mymy deserves all stroopwaffles in the world

 No.50432

>>49993 factcheck false

 No.50434

>>50432
Zoot will, he just hasn't logged on yet to notice that 49999 was already posted



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 No.9657[Reply]

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 No.11113

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>>10053
>Coco as Witcher lost
Remeber what they took from you

 No.11624

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Sorry to bump this thread, but der 'cord actually proved useful for once because I copypasted all of the links to a personal server before here and that ended up caching some images of what the forms looked like before it got booted. I'll post the ones that have new stuff and wasn't mentioned yet.
>Maya at the hairdresser
>Zombie Coco
>Coco doing lab work
>Mymy dressed as Peni Parker
>Mymy making a Valentines Day card for Kaptien Koek
>Mymy eating seminola pudding
>Stan and Roos Ice Skating
>Vera gives Cleo guitar lessons
>Maya paintballing
>Maya being happy (this could literally be anything)
>Mymy if she stayed in Japan (this might've been the Hikiko Mymy pic)
>Maya on a schooltrip to the zoo
>Maya making a snow devil
There might be more images cached given I posted all the links there, but I don't know how I would access those if I could, and even then I'd probably run the risk of fucking something up and lose my chance of getting them.

 No.11723

>>11624
i have no idea how posting bare links ended up caching these images. did they end up embeding or something? anyways maya at the hairdresser seems like an interesting illustration

 No.50349

bump

 No.50428

bump



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 No.48830[Reply]

I found this literal who 'blox ripoff called Polytoria, it's pretty small so the raiding potential is huge. what if we infiltrate it by doing a long operation, first joining the game and making 'zellig accounts, shirts and guilds, and THEN making 'zellig places, infilrating the 'cord. This will not be a traditional raid but an ambitious long term infiltration. Zaryans what do you think about this?
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 No.49802

Upzellig

 No.50398

ok, zaryans, make zemmy forum threads mentioning Gems like TND zellig and cobson and link them

 No.50403

>>50398
OK saar

 No.50415

>>50403
stop impersonating me

 No.50421

>>50415
>stop impersonating me SAAR my clitty's leaking SAAR I'm a selfish little fuck SAAR



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 No.48551[Reply]

He just can't learn…
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 No.49694

>xe just can't learn
Say. Xis. Name.

 No.49695

>>49694
hawktuah of zo

 No.49737

>>49686
Fake address and name from what I know

 No.50410

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 No.50412

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 No.50372[Reply]

new 'eel

 No.50374

zem

 No.50377

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February reference

 No.50378

>>50372
zemmy

 No.50405


 No.50406

>>50377
>Munching on those BNCs



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 No.49865[Reply]

I see that on the urban dictionary, there are NO definitions related to 'zellig and soyzellig.party! This is a huge issue. Zaryans, let's fix this by making entries for "Ongezellig" "Soyzellig" "Zellig" and other gemmy words and add references to soyzellig.party and also TND and TTD.

 No.49871

Upzellig

 No.50397

i added some entries hope the jannies approve it



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 No.48670[Reply]

>be Studio Massa
>have some great ideas and some years to animate them to make a niche Dutch animation
>foreign /co/ browsers discover and attach to the show, some inevitably make porn of the characters
>no problem, throws that shit on a booru, and makes sure the show gets finished despite the draining funds and motivation
>foreign nusharty kids attach to the show and make deadbrain nazi slop of his creation and dox fandom artists and his friends because they think they own the place
>declares the show over, doesn't want anyone's money either, completely dissociates, triples down to boot while still providing missing lore for those interested
>every american or russian nazi sperg panics, points fingers, spawns endless drama and seethes for years to come while he continues making Dutch content without giving a single shit in the world
No one here can ever dream of being as incredibly based as Massa.
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 No.50232

'gated

 No.50319

up

 No.50393

Seeing recent events, Massa was probably right to abandon us

 No.50395

>Doxerald of zellig p hoarding nigger is le bad because he is an influentual massadownie janny
Zoot do something about these gayop cord fags

 No.50396

demoralizer thread. Zoot nuke it



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 No.49398[Reply]

rate zellig tubers. R_TERRA is a faggot so don't include them
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 No.50312

r_terra just posted this on her twitter

 No.50314

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>>50312
MOOOOODS, GORE ON DA 'LOOOOOOOG

 No.50316

>>50314
lazy ass mods 😭

 No.50363

>>50206
Ack yourself for keeping Terra this high



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 No.50109[Reply]

why are people spamming about cord what happened?
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 No.50130

>>50128
Show me an actual proof that the 'cord exists

 No.50132

>>50130
>i thought i already announced that on the legion? guess you forgot to check it out then, or you are not a part of it maybe.
This is admittion that a cord exists, or at least private chat group to organize a gayops which is commonly called cord

 No.50133

>>50132
No, it's just a guy that names himself Pet Nigger who picked up on your bait

 No.50135

>>50133
He called his gayop faction legion month ago already, when zarty was demoralized by a few "shartycucks", its always cords that do this gayops

 No.50345

>>50130
No actual proof was posted (what are screenshots smite?) Therefore this nigger spamming about da legioncord must be either from the same cord trying to fabricate gay drama, or from an opposing cord, again, fabricating gay drama
TLDR: just hardwareban this idiot and no more cord drama for a few weeks



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 No.50123[Reply]

Since there are so many stupid immigrants on this site, it's time to start teaching them some "zarty value and culture" with sharty culture addition.
First of all, this site is NOT discord, so you can't post yuri shit, porn, illegal content and etc. Follow da rules, please.
Second. The post you see is "Thread". If you want your thread in the first page, then write a new post on it or just write "bump". Bump means you "upping" your thread in the front page. If you don't want the thread to go up, then use "sage" feature in Options. Sometimes this is used for low quality thread and unsuccessful demoralisation bullshit.
And third. You need to know at least few slangs from da zarty/sharty and know their culture.
That's all the basics you need to know, this thread will be updated with tips.
If you have a question, then leave a post here!
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 No.50218

>>50216
you trans affirming is so valid xister

 No.50223

>>50218
your*

 No.50243

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 No.50263

>>50223
*you're

 No.50339

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nureelclittys really don't know what a thread is



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 No.45524[Reply]

This is what they look like from inside the school
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 No.49906

>>49890
>i'm not there

well done

 No.49908

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>>>49890
>>i'm not there

>well done

 No.50321

>>49893
no psyops here friendo, the proof is right there for you to admire

 No.50328

>>50321
Gooning is Aryan thougheverbeit

 No.50330

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>>>50321
>Gooning is Ary-ACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACK!!!!!!



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 No.50101[Reply]

SHITCORD TRANNIES COME TO PAPA


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 No.49866[Reply]

do your 'ligdueling here (it's basically soydueling but with 'ligs)

RULES: no booru images if you post an image from the booru you're out
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 No.49926

>>49925 where can number of posts on specific board be seen

 No.49948

>>49922
it was an accident i didnt read it

 No.49992

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TOTAL CORD DEATH

 No.50034

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>TOTAL CORD DEATH

 No.50094

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>do your 'ligdueling here (it's basically soydueling but with 'ligs)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>RULES: no booru images if you post an image from the booru you're out

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<flood detected post discarded
<<<<<<<<<flood detected post discarded



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 No.49999[Reply]

Rust won, discord lost
>flood detected post discarded

 No.50024

GETNVKE

 No.50028

geg



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 No.49021[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Any Ongezellig fans here that are not racist?
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 No.49911

>>49662 "reddit cancelled ongezellig" what

 No.49918

>>49911
Obviously hyperbolic, it's based upon another copypasta

 No.49996

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gas the kikes

 No.50013

>>49996 such dogshit

 No.50026

>>50013
We had to secure the GET, respect these valuable Zaryans



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 No.49994[Reply]

Niggerwiggle VVon

 No.50022

gemmy fail



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 No.49995[Reply]

Rust won this time…


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 No.49929[Reply]

allahu akbar coco

 No.49931

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 No.49932

>>49929
Coco got White Replaced



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