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 No.52702

I hate gooning why do I keep falling for it.

Fuck my sinful chud life.

 No.52705

Gooning is Aryan doebeit

 No.52708

>>52702
Everyone here goons zarya, don't feel bad. Those that say they don't are just pretentious liars that want to look cool, you know how teenagers are. Personally I like gooning to Mymy's DFC, what about you?

 No.52709

>>52708
hi dutchy

 No.52710

>>52702
I feel you Zaryan, we sin out of weakness rather than desire

 No.52712

>>52708
OP didn't even specify if they gooned to zellig wtf is wrong with you😭

 No.52717

>>52712
>>52708

I don't goon to ongezellig, just regular porn, I just see pictures of solo naked women, I don't use pornhub or any other video thing.

 No.52718

>>52717
that's a good sign you're not too far gone, I know you can beat this Zaryan

 No.52721

i've been gooning regularly for like 12 years now and believe it or not i've never gooned to regular penis-in-vagina porn before. i goon to stuff like womens legs in pantyhose and feet or armpits stuff like that because of my autism gooner combo i can't do it to normal sex

 No.52723

>>52721
Can someone send the easy peasy method to this Zaryan?

 No.52724

>>52702
btw Zaryan are you Christian? if not then consider converting cause it really helps to avoid gooning, I've cut back significantly since I started taking faith seriously

 No.52725

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Quite a few tainted ones we gotta gas here

 No.52726

>>52724
I am Catholic, I take my faith very seriously and that is probably the main reason I have a problem with it, I've had periods of time where I don't do it for a long time but recently I've fallen back into it.

 No.52727

>>52702
Also been a gooner, once got a giant couple week long depression during which I almost killed myself. After that depression ended I never felt the need to goon ever again. Is there any scientific explanation for this?

 No.52728

>>52726
I'll be praying for you Zaryan, please pray for me as well

 No.52730

Don't feel too bad about it, it's a physiological thing. If you goon too often, you will have hard time focusing, same if you goon too rarely provided you have healthy hormone levels. Just find the optimal frequency for your needs and purposes and don't overthink it.

 No.52736

The problem isn't necessarily jerking off on its own, but the problem is with pornography. Eliminate pornography and your issues will go away.

 No.52741

>>52726
Just remember, God will always take you back, don't let your shame keep you from repenting and trying to do better, he doesn't expect perfection, but he expects us to try to be better.

 No.52742

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>>52727
Only troons goon and kill themselves, and your Zaryan blood stopped you from killing yourself and gooning. Be glad.

 No.52743

>>52742
Hmm, funnily enough depression ended around the time I first discovered Ongezellig, maybe I just needed someting to obsess over/get some sort of hobby to not think about being sad all day

 No.52744

>>52743
Zellig heals brother. So does God, I advise you to use both!

 No.52745

>>52744
My faith died around Confirmation ceremony. I only go to church for funerals and weddings nowadays

 No.52746

>>52742
Using a Yosack artwork which originally showed Mymy's Delicious Flat Chest is so fitting for the thread :3

 No.52747

>>52742
goog gem

 No.52748

>>52745
Shit you were Catholic? Damn, no wonder you lost faith… All I can say is look into Eastern Orthodox Church, its what the Eastern Europeans follow… and trust me, its way better than the Protestants or the Catholics. Its a huge change though, so if you choose to convert don't think its easy, cause it's not. Just be aware of the Churches that use "Genuine" in the name of it, or any Armenian or Assyrian Churches, and most Middle Eastern ones, as those are considered "non-canonical". If you're unsure about anything, look it up, or go to this YouTube channel, He can explain it a lot better than I can.
https://www.youtube.com/@OrthodoxEthos

 No.52749

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>>52746
>Using a Yosack artwork which originally showed Mymy's Delicious Flat Chest is so fitting for the threa-AAAAACCCCCCKKKKK

 No.52750

>>52746
Kill yourself LorenzoMuzaYario98yuripedocordtroonredditorcacaniggerfrogkikeshitskinFNFshallalalalalalanigger

 No.52751

>>52746
Pls kys.

 No.52752

>>52748
I have many orthodox friends and they don't seem very religious to me, they are same like us catholics. Even in muslim folk here I notice that their young are walking away from religion, all three faiths in the city keep on building new temples for themselfs while not being able to find enough followers for them

 No.52753

>>52752
Yeah, it’s shit seeing new churches go up while fewer people seem to care about faith. For Orthodoxy, it’s always been about living the faith, prayer, fasting, and liturgy, not just the buildings. But a lot of young people today, in all faiths, feel pulled toward modern distractions instead of tradition.

Still, there’s hope. Faith has a way of coming back when people feel empty or lost. The churches keep building, trusting that folks will return when they’re ready. Sometimes all it takes is one person living their faith genuinely, showing kindness, patience, and joy to inspire others. Maybe that’s the best way forward for all of us. Everyone will go about this in their own way, in the end.

 No.52755

>>52748
not OP, but I've felt like God is calling me to convert from Protestantism (not the progressive kind) to Orthodoxy but I'm still not sure yet

 No.52756

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>>52755
Honestly, Protestantism is kinda lukewarm. For me, it just felt like God is second though, life comes first. (I should know, I was Southern Baptist, in some respects) Orthodoxy just felt like a better calling. If you feel like you want to, it's probably God's way of nudging you in the right direction. And I urge you to seek out a local Parish or go to the YouTube channel I sent OP earlier. 'Cord servers are great too, and the Orthodox ones aren't filled with troons, although it's better if you looked for IRL sources, like priests and stuff. My family would disagree with my choice to convert, so I have no way to get IRL sources, but they are much better. But for the love of God, DON'T use preddit for information on religion, even if it is for Orthodoxy, also, we follow a different bible from the Protestant and Catholic ones, just look for an Orthodox Study Bible. Learn about the lives of the saints, it's a good way to get interested as well. May God guide you and give you strength on your journey Zaryan!

 No.52759

>>52756
thank you my friend, I'll see about getting an Orthodox Bible so I can explore it more and make a final decision, glory to God in the highest

 No.52760

>>52727
did you start having sex?

 No.52778

>>52760
Nope, I'm a virgin.

 No.52779

>>52778
Oh shit, the question wasn't for me, my bad it's very late and I'm very sleepy

 No.52780

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>>52756
Pagan
Allah is the one true God☝️

 No.52782

>>52760
Nope, been ages since I last talked to a woman around my age, been in trade school where theres was like 10 girls for 1000 dudes and in my job there's also only men working, my social skills towards women are non existent
>>52779
Well you still answered it right for me geg

 No.52784

>>52778
>>52782
Average zarty users kek? Religion is the biggest ponzi scheme and longest running psyop in history and you all are weak for believing in some bearded man in the sky that's gonna magically solve all of your problems, a real man makes up his own mind and talks to real girls instead of rotting away in this site like you all chose to do, fucking losers

 No.52790

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>>>52778
>>52782
>Average zarty users kek? Religion is the biggest ponzi scheme and longest running psyop in history and you all are weak for believing in some bearded man in the sky that's gonna magically solve all of your problems, a real man makes up his own mind and talks to real girls instead of rotting away in this site like you all chose to do, fucking losers

 No.52793

>>52784
Shut the fuck up nigger

 No.52798

>>52748
>Eastern Orthodox Church
Which one? There are multiple orthodox churches, how do I know which splinter is the true one?

 No.52799

>>52784
>instead of rotting away in this site like you all chose to do, fucking losers
you are the most active poster here

 No.52840

>>52784
2000 years of theology, countless real life places, historically confirmed events and people vanishing after this post

 No.52875

>>52798
Here are the Canonical ones-

Autocephalous Churches:
1. Ecumenical Patriarchate of Constantinople
2. Patriarchate of Alexandria
3. Patriarchate of Antioch
4. Patriarchate of Jerusalem
5. Russian Orthodox Church (Patriarchate of Moscow)
6. Serbian Orthodox Church
7. Romanian Orthodox Church
8. Bulgarian Orthodox Church
9. Georgian Orthodox Church
10. Church of Greece
11 . Polish Orthodox Church
12. Albanian Orthodox Church
13. Orthodox Church of the Czech Lands and Slovakia
Autonomous Churches:
1. Orthodox Church of Finland (under Constantinople)
2. Ukrainian Orthodox Church (under Moscow, contested status)
3. Japanese Orthodox Church (under Moscow)

I hope this helps!

 No.52881

↑ russophilic anti-white npc above me

 No.52882

aryan protestant work ethic enjoyer above

 No.52899

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>russophilic
>anti-western

 No.52912

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>russophilic
>anti-western



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