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 No.51794

>1. My Name Is Zooty



>My name is Zooty, Admin of the Zarty


>Thanks for all your IAZ, but this is how I feel


>Come to the Zarty, make some NAZ OC

>Make sure it's brimmy and it’s not too Chuddy

>Then I browsed the site, now I’ve lost all interest


>I’m demoralized, let me tell you about it




[Chorus]

>I left the Zarty right on time


>Zellig’s now not on my mind


>Then Zoll said, "Hey man, we go all the way"


>But my will was lost like the kway




[Verse 2]

>My name is Zooty, made a Zellig site for (You)


>It’s new and it is gemmy, but I will soon lose all hope, lose all hope


>No work I will do, but it’s still alive


>Now it’s spammed by ‘p, jannies clean it up


>Guess what I will do with all my projects


>Delay them even more as Zelligers do




[Chorus]

>NZO’s not goin' as I planned


>Pushing NAZ was not a great plan


>But I learned nothing from that


>And I will continue my path




[Bridge]

>Every OC is brimstone, Every OC is brimstone

>Every OC is brimstone, Every OC is brimstone, coal



[Instrumental Break]



[Bridge]

>Every OC is brimstone, Every OC is brimstone

>Every OC is brimstone, yeah, yeah, yeah



[Outro]

>My name is Zooty

 No.51795

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>2. No Chvd Else



>The site’s full of Chuddies


>Who like to post IAZ a lot


>But when I spam NAZ Coal


>Xhey will seethe and mald




[Pre-Chorus]

>And if you see xhem, tell xhem to seethe and cope




[Chorus]

>I spam the board, Chuddies falling for the bait


>When I arrive they'll all cope and mald on the /qa/

>When I arrive they will sage me when I spam

>I spam the board where Chuds fall for my bait




[Verse 2]

>The Chuds are seething

>When they see my threads
>They’ll sage and complain and complain

>You know, it makes my validclitty feel great




[Pre-Chorus]

>Please don't ban me Zoot, I’m not breaking Da Rules


>And if you see xhem, tell xhem to cope, ‘ope, ‘ope, ‘ope




[Chorus]

>I spam the board, Chuddies falling for the bait


>When I arrive they'll all cope and mald on the /qa/

>When I arrive they will sage me when I spam

>I spam the board where Chuds fall for my bait




[Post-Chorus]

>And if you see xhem, negate xheir sages




[Guitar Solo]



[Bridge]

>And if you see xhem, tell xhem to cope and seethe


>And if you watch xhem seethe, watch xhem seethe


>Watch xhem, watch xhem, watch xhem, watch xhem




[Chorus]

>I spam the board, Chuddies falling for the bait


>When I arrive they'll all cope and mald on the /qa/

>When I arrive they will sage me when I spam

>I spam the board where Chuds fall for my bait, for my bait, yeah

 No.51796

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>3. The ‘board has turned and left me



[Chorus]

>The board saged me and left me here


>Just where I was before the GET


>And now I’m here, back on Der ‘Cord


>The PPH, falling again




[Verse 1]

>I just left the site back as a ‘Cord tranny

>Posting ‘p and brim again

>(You) saged me when I posted brimstone


>You said




[Pre-Chorus]

>Get out, ‘cord tranny

>Go back to your 'cord server



[Chorus]

>The board saged me and left me here


>Just where I was before the GET


>And now I’m here, back on Der ‘Cord


>The PPH, falling again








[Verse 2]

>I spammed for hours waiting for my GET to come

>And you just seethed

>When I lost it, I coped and left the board


>Or maybe I didn't




[Pre-Chorus]

>I remain, on the board


>Baiting less every day




[Chorus]

>The board saged me and left me here


>Just where I was before the GET


>And now I’m here, back on Der ‘Cord


>The PPH, falling again




[Guitar Solo]



[Pre-Chorus]

>I remain, on the board


>Baiting less every day










[Chorus]

>The board saged me and left me here


>Just where I was before the GET


>And now I’m here, back on Der ‘Cord


>The PPH, falling again




[Outro]

>(Do (You) believe I am seething now?)


>The board saged me and left me here


>(Do (You) believe I am seething now?)


>Just where I was before the GET


<(Do you believe?)


>And now I’m here, back on Der ‘Cord


>The PPD, falling


>Do (You) believe I am seething now?


>Do (You) believe I am seething now?


>Do you believe?




[Instrumental Outro]

 No.51797

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>4. Chvddy Holly



>What's with these Chuddies saging my posts?

>Why are xhey not affirming?

>When I post NAZ they all start seething


>When I make xheir clitties leak




[Pre-Chorus]

>Woo-hoo, Chuddies on the board

>Woo-hoo, and my posts are saged
>Woo-hoo, on the front page they remain



[Chorus]

>Ooh-wee-ooh, (You) look just like Chuddy Holly


>Oh, oh, I’m a tranny discord cuck


>I don't care that you sage my threads anyway


>I don't care 'bout that




[Verse 2]

>Don't you ever fear, the jannies are here

>Deleting the post for no pay
>Your citty’s leaking, my axe wound slit
>You need to keep coping









[Pre-Chorus]

>Woo-hoo, Chuddies on the board

>Woo-hoo, and my posts are saged
>Woo-hoo, on the front page they remain



[Chorus]

>Ooh-wee-ooh, (You) look just like Chuddy Holly


>Oh, oh, I’m a tranny discord fag


>I don't care that you sage my threads anyway


>I don't care 'bout that


>I don't care 'bout that




[Bridge]

>Bam, bam, raiding your board

>I just came from the Der ‘Cord
>Oh no, what will (You) do?
>Don't be scared, janny will help (You)
>I can't cum and we can’t breed
>What's a matter, Chud, are you starting to seethe?
>What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter (You)?
>What's a matter, Chud, are you leaking too? Oh-oh



[Guitar Solo]



[Pre-Chorus]

>On the ‘log I remain


>On the ‘log I remain






[Chorus]

>Ooh-wee-ooh, (You) look just like Chuddy Holly


>Oh, oh, I’m a tranny discord fag


>I don't care that you sage my threads anyway


>I don't care 'bout that


>I don't care 'bout that


>I don't care 'bout that


>I don't care 'bout that

 No.51798

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>5. Ovtblacklunged: - The NOOK Song



[Spoken Word: NOOK & Zoot]

>Oh, hey Zoot, how are you doing man?


>Alright


>I saw you’re making a zellig site


>You think you could make me a janny?


>Yeah


>Aw man, you want my ‘cord?


> Alright


> Aw man, hell brah, this is the best man


> I'm so glad we're making the image board and stuff


> This is great, Zoot


> Yeah


> Hey, can I advertise the party on 4cuck?


> Yeah


> Aw man, it's gonna be the best, I'm so stoked


> I won’t groom children, trust




[Verse 1]

> I'm NOOK, Janny, pedo, I am


> I was, banished, after, coming out




[Chorus]

> If you want to demoralize the Zarty

> Groom children, just like I have done



[Spoken Word: NOOK & 4cuck]

> Hey, what's up?


> Not much


> Um, did you hear about the ‘party?


> Not really


> There’s a party and all zelligsisters are invited


> Do you want to go?




[Verse 2]

> Oh no, I went, I’m gone, bye-bye (Bye)

> Who I? I leak, I’m trans, and I died



[Chorus]

> If you want to demoralize the Zarty (Woah, woah, woah, woah)

> Groom children, just like I have done (just like I have done)

> They will doompost, then fill the ‘catty


> Grooming on the ‘Cord, grooming on the ‘Cord, I'm outblacklunged




[Guitar Solo]







[Chorus]

>If you want to demoralize the Zarty (Woah, woah, woah, woah)


> Groom children, just like I have done (just like I have done)


>They will doompost, then fill the ‘catty


>Grooming on the ‘Cord, grooming on the ‘Cord, I'm outblacklunged




[Outro]

(I don't want to be on the Zarty)

>If you want to demoralize the Zarty (Woah, woah, woah, woah)


> Groom children, just like I have done (just like I have done)


(When I groom children on my discord server)

>They will doompost, then fill the ‘catty


>Grooming on the ‘Cord, grooming on the ‘Cord, I'm outblacklunged




[Instrumental Outro]

 No.51799

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>6. “Surf /oc/ Zaryans”

>My art is rising and is on the front page


>The 'Cord is coming but I don’t fear no sage


>I’m posting OC so that I make Zoot proud

>I'm posting OC ‘cause It'll make me female

>I'll post on /oc/, 'cause it validates me


>I like the board, ‘cause I embed my ‘p

>And Chuds will call it a gem ‘cause it’s IAZ

>I'm posting OC, I’m posting OC




[Chorus]

>You will post IAZ Gems, I’ll make OC

>And when he makes a thread, Zoot will validate me



[Verse 2]

>My threads are bumped and are up on the ’log


>They seem invincible as they’re bumped up far


>The Chuds are praising it as if it’s not just ‘p


>I'm posting OC, I’m posting OC




[Chorus]

>You will post IAZ Gems, I’ll make OC

>And when he makes a thread, Zoot will validate me
>You will post IAZ Gems, I’ll make OC
>And when he makes a thread, Zoot will validate me





[Bridge]

>All the Zarty bumping me, gemming up my coal

>I never thought it'd come to this, now I can stay off the ‘Cord

>All the Zarty bumping me, gemming up my coal


>I never thought it'd come to this, now I don’t have to go home




[Chorus]

>You will post IAZ Gems, I’ll make OC

>And when he makes a thread, Zoot will validate me
>You will post IAZ Gems, I’ll make OC

>(All the Zarty bumping me, gemming up my coal)


>And when he makes a thread, Zoot will validate me


(I never thought it'd come to this, now I don’t have to go home)



[Outro]

> You will post IAZ Gems, I’ll make OC

> And when he makes a thread, Zoot will validate me
> You will post ‘lig, I’ll make OC
> You will post ‘lig, I’ll make OC, post coal

 No.51800

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>7. Say It Ain’t ‘lig

[Intro]

>Oh, no


>It’s ‘lig




[Verse 1]

>Opening /zellig/

>Is making my clit’ leak
>Somebody's zemmy
>Is making me seethe
>Guess I'll just ‘quote with ‘jaks



[Interlude]

>Oh, no


>It’s made

>Me leak

>So much




[Verse 2]

>Turn on my PC

>Visit the Zarty

>I am obsessing

>Spamming my ‘jaks
>Guess I’ll make them seethe too







[Chorus]

>Say it ain't ‘lig

>I hate it but I am obsessed

>Say it ain't ‘lig

>My hate is making me seethe



[Verse 3]

>I'm spamming soyjaks

>Derailing zem threads
>Making Zaryans seethe

>Then they’ll sage


>When I quote

>On the /qa/
>Every Zaryan starts seething ‘til the janny bans me and takes me away"
>When they sage



[Chorus]

>Say it ain't ‘lig

>I hate it but I am obsessed

>Say it ain't ‘lig

>My hate is making me seethe



[Bridge]

>Dear janny, don’t ban me

>Despite me posting NAZ Coal
>I’ll be good, post IAZ
>Except not, I’ll keep ‘jakking

>This board will, fill with ‘jaks

>When I keep baiting with them
>I’ll post ‘jaks, coal slop ‘jaks
>Until I get ACKED from the board

>Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah




[Guitar Solo]



[Chorus]

>Say it ain't ‘lig

>I hate it but I am obsessed

>Say it ain't ‘lig

>My hate is making me seethe

 No.51801

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>8. In The ‘Cord



[Verse 1]

> I've got minors on my eyes, I've got tranime to groom


> I've got trap porn, and furry smut too


> Grooming on the ‘Cord, yes I do, I do




[Verse 2]

> I've got troons in my DMs, my favorite trans xisters


> I've got R_Terra, I've got rivernook


> Grooming on the ‘Cord, yes I do, I do




[Chorus]

> In the ‘Cord, I feel safe


> No one cares about my ways


> In the ‘Cord where I belong

> No one cares I groom minors
> In the ‘Cord



[Verse 3]

> I've got lots of gooning aid, I crank my clit’ to ‘p


> I trans these valid eggs, and I love every one


> Grooming on the ‘Cord, yes I do, I do






[Chorus]

> In the ‘Cord, I feel safe


> No one cares about my ways


> In the ‘Cord where I belong

> No one cares I groom minors
> In the ‘Cord, in the ‘Cord



[Guitar Solo]



[Chorus]

> In the ‘Cord, I feel safe


> No one cares about my ways


> In the ‘Cord, where I belong

> No one cares I groom minors



[Outro]

> In the ‘Cord, I feel safe


> No one knows I’ll raid your board


> In the ‘Cord, where I belong

> No one sees me, no one sees me
> No one sees me, no one sees me
> No one sees me, no one sees me
> No one cares I groom minors

 No.51802

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>9. 15/12/2024



[Verse 1]

>Let's go stream on Facebook Live, you and I


>Get your webcam and account


>On the day we will all die

>But we chose it ourselves anyway



[Chorus 1]

> 15/12, is the day, to die


> On the 15/12, that’s the date, let's die that day


> ‘Cause we’re truecels


> Truecels, truecels




[Verse 2]

> Don't need to ask if it’s bait by the ‘Cord


> We’ll just ACK and not ask questions


> We're going to die, ‘cause we just are


> And you’re not going to ask why




[Chorus 2]

> 15/12, is the day, to die


> On the 15/12, is the day, to die


> On the 15/12, that’s the date, let's die that day


> ‘Cause we’re truecels


> Truecels, truecels


> Truecels, truecels




[Bridge]

> We will make a post on the board


> Saying we’re gonna ACK that day


> We will make a post on the board


> Saying we’re gonna ACK that day


> (On every board doomposting)


>We will make a post on the board


>(On this date we will all ACK)


>Saying we’re gonna ACK that day


>(On this date, we all will die)




[Post-Chorus]

>Truecels, truecels




[Verse 1]

>Let's go stream on Facebook Live, you and I


>Get your webcam and account


>On the day we will all die

>But we chose it ourselves anyway







[Chorus 3]

> 15/12, is the day, to die


> On the 15/12, is the day, to die


> On the 15—




[Outro]

> Let's ACK that day, let's ACK that day


> (—12, is the day, to die)


> Let's ACK that day, let's ACK that day


> (15/12, is the day, to die)


> ‘Cause we’re truecels

 No.51803

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>10. Only In Zems



[Verse 1]

> We're obsessed with xhem, xhey’re in our heads


> Xhey make all Gems, while we post Coal


> We can't avoid xhem, xhey're on all sites (On all sites)

> We off-site coalposters of yuricoal and carbon or brimstone



[Chorus]

> Only in Zems, we see what it means


> Browse the Zarty, seeing the Gems


> But when we leave, go back to the ‘Cord

> All of it’s ‘p, no Zems at all



[Verse 2]

> We show them our ‘lig, xhey say it’s coal

> Xhey say, >Hey, tranny, I just think you’re obsessed

> We say, "It's a good thing, that we’re spamming your threads (sage your threads)

> That way, we will show we don’t need your gemmy threads on all the sites we post on"



[Chorus]

> Only in Zems, we see what it means


> Browse the Zarty, seeing the Gems


> But when we leave, go back to the ‘Cord

> All of it’s ‘p, no Zems at all



[Post-Chorus]

>Only in Zems, only in Zems, only in Zems

>Only in Zems, only in Zems, only in Zems, only in Zems



[Instrumental Bridge]

[Guitar Solo]

[Instrumental Outro]

 No.51804

forgot to remove reddit spaces award

 No.51805

holy shiny gemerald

 No.51806

Zemerald, now we need some Zaryans to make covers.

 No.51807

>>51798
Best one out of the rest, Suno NOW

 No.51808

>>51806
I might do them myself

 No.51863

SHINING GLEAMING GLISTENING RADIANT HOLY GEMERALD FROM THE PEAKS OF HYPERBOREA

 No.53626

bump



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