No.69912
>>69911Zaryan I have like 1488 songs, you VVILL sing them
No.69915
>>69912>>69913I'd like some David thoughie gems too, but Zarty-fied
No.69919
>Out there
>There's a soysphere outside of the intranetz
>Way out there beyond the 4cucks, Chuddy
>There's soyteens, Chuddy
>Out there
>Full of gems and full of sovl
>Start your proxies and see it glisten, Chuddy
>Listen, Chuddy
>Put on your gemmy clothes
>There's lots of gems out there
>Get out the vaccines and soy lattes
>We're gonna find adventure in the evening 'log
>Foids in green, in a jakking board
>Where the gems are bright as the stars
>Put on your gemmy clothes
>We're gonna scroll through the 'log
>In one of those new user done CSSs
>We'll see the 'jaks in kway
>And we'll close the party in a whirl
>And we won't close tabs until we've made a gem
>Put on your gemmy clothes when you feel coal and brim
>Strut down the sticky and have your post 'quoted
>Dressed like a gemerald, your spirits seem to turn around
>That gemmy shine is a certain sign that you feel as IAS as you look
>Beneath your post, the soysphere is all a smile
>That makes you feel brand new down to your toes
>Get out your jaks, your soy folders
>Your ferals and pliers and cobs
>For there's no black coal in your gemmy day
>No coal in your gemmy day
>No coal in your gemmy clothes
>Put on your gemmy clothes when you feel coal and brim
>Strut down the sticky and have your post 'quoted
>Dressed like a gemerald your spirits seem to turn about
>That gemmy shine is a certain sign that you feel as IAS as you look
>Beneath your post, the soysphere is all a smile
>That makes you feel brand new down to your toes
>Get out your jaks, your soy folders
>Your ferals and pliers and cobs
>For there's no black coal in your gemmy clothes
>Put on your gemmy clothes when you feel coal and brim
>Strut down the sticky and have your post 'quoted
>Dressed like a gemerald your spirits seem to turn around
>That gemmy shine is a certain sign that you feel as IAS as you look
>Beneath your bothered brim, the 'sphere's a simple song
>A lovely tune that makes you tilt your nuts
>Get out your squirrels, your dead niggers
>Your orange zelligs and NAS
>For there's no black coal in your gemmy clothes
>Soyteens, keep smiling, no admin wants a little bitch
>Frogs, do a turn, let me see
>Mr. Zoot, Mr. Zuz, don't forget Coco and Maya
>Just forget you ever seen a post from me
>All aboard (all aboard), all aboard (all aboard)All aboard (all aboard, all aboard, all aboard, all aboard)
>Put on your gemmy clothes there's lots of gems out there
>Put on your thrembo awards and country flags
>We're gonna find adventure in the evening 'log
>To the 'arty, we'll trot to a gemmy spot
>Where the foids are hot as a sisa (wow!)
>Put on your black tuxedo hat and the right facing arrow
>We'll drink a handmade green brown carbonated sproke
>We wanna take the 'cucks by storm
>We'll join the Sootist at jakparty.soy
>And this, I'm positive of
>That we won't close tabs
>No, we won't close tabs
>No, we won't close tabs until we make a gem
Sing this
No.69976
>>69911Do a cover of this and I'll love you forever and zever
>>>/qa/3552 No.70060
Bvmp
No.70720
>>69936>Zem Control to Major Zoot>Zem Control to Major Zoot>Take your zolpidem and learn your dutch>Zem Control to Major Zoot (tien, negen, acht, zeven, thrembo)>Drinking stroopwafelsap, ingesting kruidnoten (zes, vijf, vier)>Rewatch the deels and may Massa be with you (drie, twee, één)>This is Zem Control to Major Zoot>You've made the 'lig of the day>And the chuds want to know which zems you bump>Now it's time to post a thread if you dare>-"This is Major Zoot to Zem Control>I'm painting the board orange>And I'm bumping in a most peculiar way>And the 'log looks very different today>For here>Am I posting on the zarty>Far above the streety>slash-ze-llig is locked>And there's nothing I can do>Though I've doxed one hundred thousand trannies>I'm feeling very blackpilled>And I think my browser know which posts to 'quote>Tell Zoot I love him very much-"he knows>Zem Control to Major Zoot>Your pilot's dead, there's something wrong>Can you hear me Major Zoot?>Can you hear me Major Zoot?>Can you hear me Major Zoot?>Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder>Far above the /co/>Slash-ze-llig is locked>And there's nothing I can doThere you go
No.70820
>>69911nice try lorenzoadisdavidmuza98polackpedorapistnigger you cant hide from me
No.70856
not op, but I have a treat for everyone I'll release tomorrow
No.71662
>>71660Escuse shitty quality I just learned how to use garage band
No.71700
>>71664This was done with soul
No.71706
bvmp
No.71963
>Welcome to the Zarty
>Have a look around
>Anything that brain of yours craved for here can be found
>We've got mountains of content
>Some gemmier, some coal
>If none of it's of interest to (You), you'd be the first
>Welcome to the Zarty
>Come and make a thread
>Would you like to see some art or a BWC rating list?
>There's no need to panic
>This isn't a honeypot, haha
>Just bump or sage the posts and we'll do the rest
>Welcome to the Zarty
>What would you prefer?
>Would you like to bait a chud or post a racial slur?
>Be gemmy
>Be coaly
>Be bursting with seethe
>We got a million different ways to quote
>Welcome to the Zarty
>Put your morals aside
>Here's a tip for AI covering
>Here's a baby Mymy who died
>We got animations, and comics, and various games
>And a bunch of overly specific soyjaks
>Of all the different people in the community who hate us
>Welcome to the Zarty
>Hold on to your gems
>'Cause a random guy just kindly sent your full dox and location
>It's scary and off-putting
>He just sent you your face
>Don't act surprised, you know you deserved it, you tranny
>See a hanging nigger
>Get offended, see a 'corder
>Show us pictures of your cosplays
>Blogpost every thought you think
>Start a rumor, buy a doll
>Or send a death threat to a troon
>Or DM a girl and groom her
>Do a raid or find a pedo in your
>Here's a how to make stroopwafels
>You should kill yourself
>Here's why foids never fuck you
>Here's how you can shoot up a school
>Which 'zellig girl are you?
>Take this quirky quiz
>Foenkie sent the immigrants to troonify your Zaryans
>Could I interest you in 'zellig?
>All of the time?
>A little bit of 'zellig
>All of the time
>Sharty's a tragedy
>And yurifagging is a crime
>Soyjaks and ongezellig
>All of the time
>Could I interest you in 'zellig?
>All of the time?
>A little bit of 'zellig
>All of the time
>Sharty's a tragedy
>And yurifagging is a crime
>Soyjaks and ongezellig
>All of the time
>You know, it wasn't always like this
>Not very long ago
>Just before your time
>Right before the discontinuation, circa '23
>This was catalogs
>Imageboards
>A youtube video or two
>We set our sights and spent our nights
>Waiting
>For (You), (You), insatiable (You)
>You watched our stuff
>You barely knew us
>And they did all the things
>We designed them to do
>Now look at you, oh
>Look at you, you, you
>Unstoppable, unquotable
>Your time is now
>Your clitty's out
>Chuddy, how you grew
>And if we stick together
>Who knows what we'll do
>It was always the plan
>To put 'zellig in your head
>Hahaha
>Could I interest you in 'zellig?
>All of the time
>A bit of 'zellig
>All of the time
>Sharty's a tragedy
>And yurifagging is a crime
>Soyjaks and ongezellig
>All of the time
>Could I interest you in 'zellig?
>All of the time
>A little bit of 'zellig
>All of the time
>Sharty's a tragedy
>And yurifagging is a crime
>Soyjaks and ongezellig
>And soyjaks and ongezellig
>And soyjaks and ongezellig
>And all of the time
No.71968
>>71967We don't make rhymes on this board
No.78574
>>78572>wevideoCapcut's predatory strategies and its consequences on video editing society
The audio is gemmy althougbeit
No.78576
>>78575I would edit it out on a whim but there's no working capcut crack
No.78577
also sorry for accidentally double-posting or something like that.
No.78579
>>78575Thank you zaryan, the fact it's under 5MB means I can share it with my gender affirming trans sisters in my Discord, nyaa~ ^_^
No.78580
>>78579Never larp as a discordtranny again
No.78581
>>78579please do larp as a discordtranny again
No.86603
>>86599what's this parodying
No.89199
>>89198Trans affirming voice ♥️
No.89200
>>55876Holy shit 5 months ago, time actually flies
No.89217
>>89208Finally I get to see these ones made, they must be years old at this point
No.89449
(Dutch)
>Mijn kleine schat, alleen jij bent mijn liefde
>Ik hoopte dat, dat jij hetzelfde voelt
>Dat alles, alles is, jij hebt mij gekozen
>En er is niets anders dan jij voor het leven
>Mymy - Jij bent mijn liefje!
(English)
>The way you speak - into my ear
>The way I feel when I know you are near
>Something so good, it must be wrong
>But if it is then it won't be for long
>Mymy - Be true to me!
(English)
>When I think about what I've missed
>Without you, I'd cease to exist
>If you leave me, Lord I will cry
>One week best, I'd curl up and die
>Be true to me, be true to me
>Jij bent mijn liefje, jij bent mijn liefje
>Oh - Mymy
>Ga door, ga door
>Mymy
>Ah, dat is er, ah, dat is er
>Mymy
>Ga door, ga door
>Oh! (Een, twee, drie, woo!)
(English)
>Have you seen my baby?
>(Yeah, all the time!)
>Then you know it's true?
>(What?) - I'm in love!
>(How can you be so sure?!)
>(What - tell the truth!)
>Just to summarize this is the truth!
>(Does it come from your heart?)
>Yes it does!
>(Where?)
>Deep inside
>(Where?)
>From the center
>(Good!)
>(Best of luck) - Thank you friend
>(And you will need plenty of that!)
(Dutch)
>En heel zachtjes, in mijn oor
>Zeg je me dat voor jou het hetzelfde is
>Je maakt mijn hart sneller kloppen
>Het is oeh la la, ik verlies mijn verstand
>Mymy - Jij bent mijn liefje
>Oh - Mymy
>Ga door, ga door
>Mymy
>Ah, dat is er, ah, dat is er
>Mymy
>Ga door, ga door
>Oh! (Een, twee, drie, woo!)
No.89468
>>89208hold on, does anyone know what computer generated voice massa uses in his videos? I'm DSL and can't voice the part where he speaks in Dutch.
No.96277
>>70720OP here, I've decided to make a couple minor adjustments to the lyrics to better fit the flow and make some of the lyrics a little more relevant. Also please excuse my slfness everyone, I just really need to get an actually nonshitty mic before I dare put my voice onto this website again. Anyway, feel free to say your thoughts about my revisions.
>Zem Control to Major Zoot>Zem Control to Major Zoot>Take your zolpidem and learn your dutch>Zem Control to Major Zoot (tien, negen, acht, zeven, thrembo)>Drinking stroopwafelsap, ingesting kruidnoten (zes, vijf, vier)>Check the Jannycord and may Bob's love be with you (drie, twee, één)>This is Zem Control to Major Zoot>You've made thread of the week>And the Zaryans want to know which zems you bump>Now it's time to post a zemerald if you dare>-"This is Major Zoot to Zem Control>I'm painting the board orange>And I'm bumping in a most peculiar way>And the 'log looks very different today>For here>Am I posting on the zarty>Far above the 'cuck>slash-ze-llig is locked>And there's nothing I can do>Though I've 'mined one hundred thousand reels>I'm feeling orangepilled>And I think my browser knows which posts to 'quote>Tell Bob I love him very much-"he knows>Zem Control to Major Zoot>Your pilot's dead, there's something wrong>Can you hear me Major Zoot?>Can you hear me Major Zoot?>Can you hear me Major Zoot?>Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder>Far above the /co/>Slash-ze-llig is locked>And there's nothing I can do No.96280
>>96277Also when I upload this song I will post it as it's own thread so that Bob will grant me a thousand year sticky reich in Zalhalla btw.
No.96281
>>96280I don't think a post has to be a new thread, as long as there is a new post in a thread that is a candidate to sticky, the thread will be considered
No.103898
>>103807since when were vocaroo embeds on the zarty
No.103904
>>103898They always did
>>103807Marge is it saying fallus
No.103910
it's saying "phallus" as in the pooner sex organ
No.105159
[Intro]
Yes, sir
You already know this is based on a true story (Woo)
A story of how I shit my pants in real life
Among Us
Yes, shit my pants (Woo)
I shitted in my pants, yes
[Hook]
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
[Verse 1]
I'm gonna go to the bathroom because I shit my pants
I'm gonna pull down my pants, and I'm not gonna wipe because I can
I feel the diarrhea spreading down my legs, going through my toenails
That's why people say I sound like I'm 8
People only talk because they don't know thе pain
The pain of shitting your pants
Diarrhea going through your leg
I don't wanna wipе my ass no more, it's too late
The diarrhea got to my knee and my leg (Woo)
What the fuck?
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[Hook]
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
[Bridge]
Me and my booty
Got special things goin' on
You say, "That's dirty." (Woo)
I'm asking, "What the fuck is wrong?"
I'm broke, no money
The big booty is on the run
You can suck on di-ick, but you can't predict some bull-shitted in my pants
People ask me how I shit my pants
I say, "You gotta pull down your pants
Let that shit drop, then pick it up with your hands
Pull up your pants (Woo)
Then you put that shit inside your mouth
"Oh, man."
[Break]
I shitted in my pants
They ask me, "Did you really shit your pants, though?"
Hell yeah
I love shitting my pants (Woo)
It feels good when the diarrhea is going down my ass, goddamn
[Hook]
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
[Outro]
You know, sometimes you just gotta shit your pants (Sometimes, shit)
Let that shit drop ([?])
It feels so nice when it just comes out
So fluffy, you know? (Shit your pants)
It feels amazing when you shit your pants
Not on the toilet, but on your pants
So amazing (Shitted my pa-)