/zellig/ - Ongezellig

O Great Donderaar, Lord of the Angry clouds, Who is descended from the Upper Waters where the stars float, caretaker of the sun and moon
We, your people invoke you on this day to fufill a need That we Zaryans, have hungered for eons
O lord of Smiting, we ask you to punish Sam Tollenaar, for he has done a great sin
For he starved us of our 3 sisters, which balanced the world and prevented it from going into dissarray.
It is said that Sam Tollenaar needs correction, and that your smiting be minimal as not to cause death but to leave a reminder in his flesh to never leave a meal unfinished.
We promise to you, Uncle of humanity that we will be true to our Zaryan ways and that the seeds of degeneracy will not grow in our space
For if we break that promise, our call will never be answered.