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File: 1741803167458.png (576.84 KB, 1387x1080, wtf.png)

 No.68513[Last 50 Posts]

https://zellig.straw.page/ >stole idea from schlog award
confess your zins in the strawpage o algo (dont post here [[[they]]] see your post history)
and change your typing style too because i will probably recognize it

 No.68515

Entirely unrelated, what is the appeal to strawpage? Do the people hosting them make money? I don’t get it, why not ask for recommendations via image boards or Xitter?

Am I stoopid for not seeing the appeal?

 No.68516

File: 1741803606976.png (10.63 KB, 312x193, ClipboardImage.png)

zaryan im glad…
>>68515
its like anonymous and fool-proof and trannycoded or something

 No.68517

File: 1741803645426.png (7.31 KB, 307x154, ClipboardImage.png)

unironically aryan doe

 No.68518

>>68515
it's a more stupid version of an anonymous imageboard for niggers who are too kikepilled to use imageboards. also it's muh cutesy trannycore xitter "artist" fag fad

 No.68519

>>68515
muh old anonymous internet but for trannies

 No.68521

File: 1741803757207.png (544.04 KB, 1500x1500, ClipboardImage.png)

>YOU WILL USE THE STRAWPAGE
>YOU WILL REPOST ONLY WHAT IS LE WHOLESOME CUTE REDDIT
>YOU WILL READ YOUR DOX IN THE IMAGEBOX
>AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

 No.68522


 No.68523

File: 1741803975309.png (6.75 KB, 303x156, ClipboardImage.png)

depends on the severity it can be forgiven if you repent or however the sins are forgiven

 No.68524

File: 1741804027128.png (9.87 KB, 317x173, ClipboardImage.png)

>knowing the difference between zelligers and zaryans
This could be the nvke to kill all offsiters

 No.68525

>>68524
that's Aryan, shemmycuck

 No.68526

File: 1741804498113.png (11.19 KB, 308x183, ClipboardImage.png)

zemmy

 No.68527

File: 1741804916228.png (12.71 KB, 304x210, ClipboardImage.png)

aaaand now the thread has went to shit
Hang this nigger

 No.68528

File: 1741805107396.png (7.9 KB, 307x169, ClipboardImage.png)

>>68527
samefag

 No.68529

File: 1741805227271.png (19.29 KB, 299x289, ClipboardImage.png)

we are just chuds trying to live in this messed up world
maya vvon btw

 No.68530

File: 1741805435988.png (8.18 KB, 310x151, ClipboardImage.png)

i dont see any

 No.68531

File: 1741805492134-0.png (8.35 KB, 307x165, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1741805492135-1.gif (74.27 KB, 855x762, glasses.gif)


 No.68532

File: 1741805519070.png (9.02 KB, 312x166, ClipboardImage.png)

did anyone send 'kakis or music i dont see any

 No.68533

File: 1741805674529.png (8.03 KB, 328x176, ClipboardImage.png)

im cucked from seeing drawings for now or something

 No.68534

File: 1741806156460.png (12.21 KB, 299x229, ClipboardImage.png)

pedophiles being pedophiles
its ongezelligfan, he is either samefagging many accounts or has a whole secret 'cord cabal somehow

 No.68537

File: 1741806303482.png (8.72 KB, 304x168, ClipboardImage.png)

keyed albeit i dont remember that personally because i really started posting there at about halfway its lifespan

 No.68539

File: 1741806346074.png (9.56 KB, 315x168, ClipboardImage.png)

no youre not

 No.68540

File: 1741806384806.png (12.4 KB, 310x208, ClipboardImage.png)

Who hurt you?

 No.68541

btw its bad timing to send drawings because pretty sure its disabled due to gore spam

 No.68542

File: 1741806516437.png (5.82 KB, 305x149, ClipboardImage.png)

>>68539
>>68531
>>68528
>>68527
samepedo do not screenshot

 No.68543

File: 1741806735982.png (16.67 KB, 292x279, ClipboardImage.png)

Zaryans everyone pray for him… this is horrible but dont let it bring you down you can still be strong

 No.68544

File: 1741807248344.png (219.37 KB, 424x424, chrome_ARuwkrG5E8.png)


 No.68545

Why is that every strawpage confession thread ends with goonposting?

 No.68546

File: 1741807579943-0.png (16.51 KB, 307x248, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1741807579943-1.png (115.01 KB, 470x264, 25 - angry hoodie maya mes….png)

>ZARYAN YOU CAN DO IT GO GO DO IT ALMOST THERE

 No.68547

File: 1741807606832.png (6.74 KB, 303x145, ClipboardImage.png)

geg agucuck we know

 No.68548

File: 1741807790395.png (8.3 KB, 302x153, ClipboardImage.png)

i didnt see it, i found out the site censors words like "nigger" doe so thats why

 No.68549

File: 1741808046284.png (7.02 KB, 314x147, ClipboardImage.png)

its not there i checked niknok just rewrite it

 No.68550

File: 1741808281447.png (7.3 KB, 315x139, ClipboardImage.png)

i get no drawings because trannies are fucking panicking because of gore being sent so 10 minutes ago i just removed the drawing thing for now

 No.68551

File: 1741808611510-0.png (7.83 KB, 315x147, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1741808611510-1.jpg (238.85 KB, 1074x808, 3901 - artist_komkor artis….jpg)

Only in japsterborea zohio bruh

 No.68552

File: 1741808642316.png (7.64 KB, 310x154, ClipboardImage.png)

sorry zaryan i didnt know

 No.68553

File: 1741808688417.png (14.38 KB, 302x234, ClipboardImage.png)

kys foodist skibidiuttptotenpedo

 No.68557

File: 1741809919090-0.png (7.26 KB, 308x150, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1741809919090-1.jpg (41.1 KB, 828x563, gigasneaky.jpg)

>

 No.68558

File: 1741810609316.png (9.4 KB, 310x160, ClipboardImage.png)

TSMT TSMT!!!

 No.68560

File: 1741811327970.png (15 KB, 339x225, ClipboardImage.png)

thank you lidly

 No.68561

File: 1741811405452.png (15.52 KB, 311x232, ClipboardImage.png)

killing yourself is bad mkay its not cool

 No.68562

File: 1741811445180.png (9.19 KB, 316x166, ClipboardImage.png)

you should record it, it'd be super funny

 No.68563

File: 1741811499362.png (9.6 KB, 299x175, ClipboardImage.png)

Lidly will fall for you

 No.68564

File: 1741812108397.png (11.91 KB, 304x205, ClipboardImage.png)

geeeeeg zelligkangs….

 No.68565

File: 1741812327006-0.png (7.56 KB, 317x153, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1741812327006-1.png (117.62 KB, 946x910, ClipboardImage.png)

>

 No.68566

File: 1741812444429.png (26.98 KB, 634x190, Screenshot 2025-03-12 at 3….png)

>>68565
samenigger from /qa/ btw

 No.68580

File: 1741815452701.png (7.78 KB, 321x143, ClipboardImage.png)

nah

 No.68583

File: 1741815921618.png (16.46 KB, 310x249, ClipboardImage.png)

me too

 No.68585

File: 1741817046199.png (9.94 KB, 320x161, ClipboardImage.png)

Kek, it's Kino!

 No.68587

File: 1741817112968.png (22.8 KB, 311x306, ClipboardImage.png)

i admire this, i used to be like this kinda but i could only get so far

 No.68589

>>68587
Every Zaryan should strive to be like him

 No.68593

File: 1741817775569.png (9 KB, 312x166, ClipboardImage.png)

i dont know you tell me or something i dont know bruh this is supposed to be a confession mane shieeeet these ytbois dont know shit

 No.68595

File: 1741817917746.png (12.56 KB, 305x203, ClipboardImage.png)

thats nice zaryan, mymy will be real doe

 No.68599

File: 1741818367981.png (16.88 KB, 312x231, ClipboardImage.png)

>check confessions
>goon
>goon
>goon
>goon

 No.68600

>>68599
What were you expecting?

 No.68601

>check confessions
>suicide note
>falseflag
>falseflag
>falseflag
>doxing
>falseflag
>actual confession
>falseflag
Just your typical strawpage thread

 No.68602

>>68600
was expecting only that but this thread turned out pretty gemmy

 No.68611

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File: 1741819606726-1.png (1.61 MB, 1920x1080, ClipboardImage - 2025-02-0….png)

no…

 No.68612

>>68611
>Falseflag number #10000000 award

 No.68613

>>68612
or it's the turkroach who caused the bob art incident yesterday who is also possibly agugucuck

 No.68614

>>68613
>even though that's what a falseflag is

 No.68615

File: 1741820222263.png (665.37 KB, 900x1200, ClipboardImage.png)

>Damn these Zaryans, they're making me waste precious time here that I could be spending on Twitter defending pedophilia instead
>Fuck da moralfags

 No.68616

File: 1741820407625.png (8.27 KB, 320x148, ClipboardImage.png)

i didnt know feetfish browsed here

 No.68623

>>68587
Holy GEG

 No.68751

>doesnt like the show
>doesnt like the community
>stays for years
???
maybe your approach is wrong, just make oc or make discussion and have fun o algo

 No.68752

File: 1741876172995.png (16.86 KB, 311x242, ClipboardImage.png)

>>68751
forgot image

 No.68755

File: 1741876330055.png (10.01 KB, 322x175, ClipboardImage.png)

thats fucked up to think about

 No.68756

>>68755
Do NOT give people ideas

 No.68758

File: 1741876451341.png (5.9 KB, 307x141, ClipboardImage.png)

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING ONGEZELLIG REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 ONGEZELLIG IS THE BEST FUCKING TOON 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MAYA IS SO UNSOCIABLEEE 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY BELGIANS ARE NOT A RACE! VERA CURSED VERA CURSED VERA CURSED VERA CURSED Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 The presentation is still not finished?!? INDONESIAN SAD GIRL HAS AUTISM DENIAL DISORDER DISORDER DISORDER DISORDER ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓SCHOOLOCAUST SCHOOLOCAUST SCHOOLOCAUST ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? 🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 Mymy best class representative r/zellig r/Ongezellig_irl perfectly balanced as all things should be r/ongezellig r/gezellig

 No.68759

File: 1741876564099.png (16.72 KB, 311x250, ClipboardImage.png)

gemmy

 No.68760

File: 1741876609807.png (6.82 KB, 301x155, ClipboardImage.png)

kys yosacksandniggerpedo

 No.68761

File: 1741876666807.png (8.08 KB, 309x168, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.68762

File: 1741876701330.png (7.41 KB, 313x149, ClipboardImage.png)

zaryans i love her so much

 No.68763

File: 1741876741447.png (16.47 KB, 309x240, ClipboardImage.png)

live yourself r_terrakkkillme aryan

 No.68764

File: 1741876989770.png (22.54 KB, 310x305, ClipboardImage.png)

gemmy tulpas evendoe 'cord gooncircle as expected from mayaGODS
>>68763
wtf i got wordfiltered i meant k1ll yourself n1gger

 No.68765

File: 1741877005097.png (218.04 KB, 848x691, wsskr4.png)

>gooning to Coco

 No.68766

File: 1741877081196.png (11.56 KB, 316x185, ClipboardImage.png)

sounds like a seething afterpartycuck

 No.68767

>>68766
Half of these 'fessions are either falseflags or bullshit geg

 No.68768

>>68767
tsmt but i believe most of them

 No.68770

>>68764
zrlligcraftcord spotted

 No.68771

>>68770
oh right this could be them

 No.68772

>>68767
It's funnier if you suspend your disbelief

 No.68782

>>68762
i say that

 No.68784

File: 1741882647823.png (18.22 KB, 311x399, ClipboardImage.png)

obsessed

 No.68794

>>68566
this wasnt me though

 No.68900

File: 1741903718665.png (6.72 KB, 301x145, ClipboardImage.png)

thank you very cool

 No.68901

File: 1741903773915-0.png (4.64 KB, 289x151, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1741903773915-1.gif (3.44 MB, 1080x1147, wahhhhhhhhh.gif)


 No.68902

File: 1741903839670.png (8.03 KB, 312x165, ClipboardImage.png)

i cant see any music or drawings fuck this site

 No.68903

>>68902
Zaryan post the trooncore on a proxy here doooo it

 No.68999

'kakis fixed?

 No.69001

>>68999
ill check later today

 No.69379

File: 1741998418002.png (294.16 KB, 1500x1500, angry bloodshot_eyes clenc….png)


 No.69382

>>69379
oh yeah i checked but then maya told me to do something else then i forgot, it doesnt work btw

 No.69384

File: 1741998545743.png (17.45 KB, 322x255, ClipboardImage.png)

total maya love

 No.69385

File: 1741998550562.png (10.97 KB, 702x800, ear glasses multiple_ears ….png)

>>69382
meds, maya isn't real…

 No.69387

File: 1741998575761.png (135.57 KB, 786x782, My favorite jak is the one….png)

>>69384
SHE'S NOT REAL

 No.69389

File: 1741998621430.png (6.23 KB, 305x148, ClipboardImage.png)

>bwuddy bwur
>>69385
>>69387
shes sleeping in my bed right now but im staying up a bit late i hope i dont wake her

 No.69390

File: 1741998647449.png (404.66 KB, 773x706, animal antenna clenched_te….png)

>>69389
GRRRRRR SHE'S NOT REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

 No.69392

>>69389
she is real if she makes you happy, cuddle snugly with her as you drift asleep.

 No.69393

File: 1741998767379-0.png (9.08 KB, 309x177, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1741998767379-1.png (225.44 KB, 428x475, uh.png)


 No.69394

File: 1741998812444.png (22.36 KB, 600x800, disgusted glasses hair soy….png)

>>69392
stop feeding into his schizo delusion
what if "maya" influences him to commit horrible acts
then what?
you'll be responsible…

 No.69395

File: 1741998841224-0.png (8.56 KB, 307x169, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1741998841224-1.gif (4.26 MB, 322x402, AHHHHHH.gif)


 No.69396

>>69394
he's do things for sure, grande things incredible things
>>69395
uhh, like oranges or something

 No.69397

File: 1741998914021.png (7.44 MB, 1416x1375, angry blue_eyes bowtie clo….png)

>>69395
rotten oranges spraypaint and toothpaste

 No.69398

>>69392
thank you i will she makes me so happy
>>69394
i dont believe she will make me do anything evil

 No.69399

>>>69392
>thank you i will she makes me so happy
>>>69394 (You)
>i dont believe she will make me do anything evil

 No.69400

File: 1741999012151.png (149.16 KB, 411x228, bloodshot_eyes crying fetu….png)

>>69399
i literally posted the image but ok obsessed server

 No.69402

File: 1741999166059.png (13.9 KB, 319x211, ClipboardImage.png)

thatd be nice

 No.69404

File: 1741999255915.png (13.14 KB, 310x210, ClipboardImage.png)

>>68587
i used to think what the zellings would say if i did something and proceed or not based on their judgement

 No.69406

>>69402
>harvest moon farm
Why does it sound like troonslop

 No.69407

File: 1741999850011.gif (158.43 KB, 625x722, angry animated arm blood b….gif)

>>69406
HARVEST MOON
IS NOT
TROOOOOOOOONSLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

 No.69408

File: 1742000206472.png (77.15 KB, 375x288, ClipboardImage.png)

>>69407
Zaryan, this is the MOST troonslop a troonslop can get

 No.69410

File: 1742000480678.png (832.6 KB, 1048x1584, 1620143025431.png)

>>69408
NO THAT'S NOT TRUE
IT'S A HECKING WHOLESOME FARMING GAME

 No.69413

File: 1742001067062.mp4 (2.19 MB, 250x250, giga is in pain chad.mp4)

>>69387
xhe is doe

 No.69414

File: 1742001129246.jpg (51.84 KB, 1080x607, Gigachad on the computer.jpg)

>>69413
i am maya doe

 No.69430

>>69414
well there you have it folk, i guess that's it 🤯

 No.69431

File: 1742002761979.gif (168.92 KB, 384x384, MayaDans.gif)

>>69430
mindblown…

 No.69504

File: 1742044526587-0.png (9.66 KB, 309x169, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1742044526587-1.png (1.61 MB, 1724x1724, (2022-06) MymyVerft.png)

keeeek kikixisters our hairline is flying
look at mymy's doe

 No.69506

>>69504
her bangs hide her male pattern baldness

 No.69511

>>69506
>Mymy is trans
Mymycacas are not catching a break this time…

 No.69512

File: 1742048009388.png (10.62 KB, 304x188, ClipboardImage.png)

i wouldnt know doe

 No.69513

File: 1742048102075.png (9.74 KB, 324x168, ClipboardImage.png)

Nah what do these mean

 No.69517

File: 1742048500012.png (15.46 KB, 308x250, ClipboardImage.png)

geg massasissies cant stop copying others

 No.69518

File: 1742048701423.mp4 (593.41 KB, 576x1072, ain't no way.mp4)


 No.69520

File: 1742048917267.png (96.35 KB, 601x567, crying glasses laughing so….png)

>>69511
mymysissies are you serious?
mayagods and cocodeities just can't stop winning

 No.69524

File: 1742049416592.png (17.54 KB, 600x800, maya 'plier.png)


 No.69581

up

 No.69582

File: 1742062682398.png (10.06 KB, 317x192, ClipboardImage.png)

>>69581
fine ill read yours fine ill do it

 No.69583

File: 1742062718235.png (8.02 KB, 301x192, ClipboardImage.png)

>its bad evendoe i wasnt alive when it happened o algo

 No.69584

File: 1742062777085.png (10.41 KB, 300x190, ClipboardImage.png)

jeet zaryan award

 No.69585

File: 1742063188058.png (16.72 KB, 320x252, ClipboardImage.png)

schizo tulpa girlfriend maya gem

 No.69587

File: 1742063398860.png (7 KB, 306x144, ClipboardImage.png)

>t. bob
strong independent woman gem

 No.69588

File: 1742063426571.png (7.31 KB, 312x155, ClipboardImage.png)

run (((them))) over

 No.69590

File: 1742063796791-0.png (8.21 KB, 300x180, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1742063796791-1.png (17.87 KB, 800x800, ClipboardImage (11).png)

>tongue twisters

 No.69592

File: 1742063881960.png (9.14 KB, 315x172, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.69594

Bump

 No.69595

>>69587
Wasn't him that time

 No.69675

>>69585
kruidnoten

 No.69747

File: 1742161297960.png (18.92 KB, 600x800, 1740012745857k.png)

hoi

 No.69748

File: 1742161381351.png (21.69 KB, 800x776, 4180 - coco happy ias open….png)

>>69747
Hoi! You look fun, what's your name?

 No.69751

>>69748
You make me smile when I see you Cocojak.

 No.69752

File: 1742161985017.png (188.83 KB, 1080x1352, 4179 - coco happy ias offi….png)

>>69751
Glad I could make you smile friend! I wish I could make Maya happy like you.

 No.69776

>>69752
it was a fucking impostor, my name is chud doe nice to meet ya

 No.69786

File: 1742167484730.png (10.82 KB, 800x800, coco gapejak closed_mouth ….png)

>>69748
>>69752
not real fake coco

 No.69789

>>69786
real or fake coco, I love you both

 No.69792

File: 1742169872668.png (31.21 KB, 800x800, coco gapejak open_mouth ha….png)

>>69789
i'm the REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL coco doe

 No.69794

File: 1742170072294.png (10.19 KB, 800x800, coco gapejak closed_mouth ….png)

>>69792
why je lie, neger?

 No.69802

File: 1742172821952.png (167.14 KB, 1500x800, coco gapejak open_mouth an….png)

>>69794
BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY TO LIE SOMETIMES NEGER

 No.69805

File: 1742174415787.gif (33.37 KB, 800x800, coco gapejak open_mouth ha….gif)

>>69802
haha wow maybe

 No.69807

File: 1742179072312.png (262.21 KB, 432x621, holdingitin frog.png)

successfully derailed the thread award or something o algo(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.69818

>>69807
we have a frog on proxy, I repeat, FROG ON PROXY

 No.69933

bumperino

 No.69951

>>69933
im not dead ill read them all today

 No.70172

File: 1742313109289.png (15.47 KB, 317x251, ClipboardImage.png)

meds and falsenvke

 No.70173

File: 1742313145457.png (22.13 KB, 316x295, ClipboardImage.png)

this happens in my country

 No.70176

File: 1742313309450.png (9.77 KB, 314x168, ClipboardImage.png)

total coco DEATH

 No.70177

File: 1742313404908.png (9.27 KB, 309x177, ClipboardImage.png)

xhey both missed the flow and wave of life and vvill live unsatisfied forever (evendoe i vvill make maya happy)

 No.70178

maya speaks to me in my dreams…

 No.70181

File: 1742313769231.png (11.76 KB, 315x195, ClipboardImage.png)

share them NOW

 No.70182

>>70178
lucky, she doesnt appear in my dreams….sisa…

 No.70184

File: 1742314004368.png (913.4 KB, 1170x1992, ClipboardImage.png)

>>70181
make her eat all of those cookies NOW

 No.70185

File: 1742314098584.png (9.68 KB, 312x164, ClipboardImage.png)

only bwc

 No.70186

File: 1742314145693.png (26.77 KB, 317x550, ClipboardImage.png)

philosopher agugu

 No.70194

File: 1742314500985-0.png (6.69 KB, 312x152, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1742314500985-1.png (437.33 KB, 708x600, 1706695921907.png)

idk

 No.70198

File: 1742314759291-0.png (6.59 KB, 305x160, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1742314759291-1.gif (51.25 KB, 680x768, 1723731143874.gif)

you mean the boogu comic right

 No.70199

File: 1742314867746-0.png (6.5 KB, 320x146, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1742314867746-1.png (10.61 KB, 800x800, coco gapejak smile.png)

>How do I type?

 No.70201

There has been an increase in vera content everywhere, what exactly is going on?

 No.70202

>>70201
veracord

 No.70203

File: 1742315544481.gif (111.71 KB, 544x544, angry animated big_eyebrow….gif)

good noodle cord woke up

 No.70204

File: 1742315760789.png (10.56 KB, 309x189, ClipboardImage.png)

i totally hecking have tourettes or autism or assburgers something like that that makes me end sentences with it o algo

 No.70205

>>70201
'cord discovered that the only legal character was Vera. So now they're trying to push Veraposting, please report the nearest Veraposter to the Local Anti-Gooning Center

 No.70206

>>70205
Meds…
>>70204
of zoiets of zoiets of zoiets of zoiets of zoiets

 No.70207

haglover respect button >

 No.70208

File: 1742315963979.png (1.96 KB, 260x260, Very Tired.png)

>>70207
>there's no button

 No.70209

File: 1742315990513-0.png (6.25 KB, 309x149, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1742315990513-1.gif (52.78 KB, 855x762, nigger.gif)


 No.70210

File: 1742316023545.png (18.63 KB, 775x849, angry black_skin closed_mo….png)

>I am black

 No.70211

File: 1742316086769.png (26.2 KB, 330x355, ClipboardImage.png)

>Hey, I'm the indian-
stopped reading
jokes aside your ass is in big trouble jeetzaryan

 No.70212

File: 1742316092941.png (61.26 KB, 855x762, soymy 10.png)

>I am black

 No.70213

File: 1742316308284.png (127.45 KB, 845x850, 2soyjaks anger_mark coffee….png)

>>70211
wow this definitely happened

 No.70214

File: 1742316335991.png (7.82 KB, 313x142, ClipboardImage.png)

zellig revitalized my life…
but im not sure if the obsession is hurting me in the long run, i feel like a sad trvecel chud

 No.70216

File: 1742316492867.png (37.35 KB, 1900x1837, angry bed blanket closed_e….png)

>>70214
it made me happy and more inspired to draw stuff
but i'm le sad because everything i like is dead and hated by pretty much everyone i know

 No.70220

File: 1742317000821-0.png (562.22 KB, 1500x1500, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1742317000821-1.png (69.43 KB, 859x960, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1742317000821-2.png (109.36 KB, 1500x1500, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1742317000821-3.png (47.28 KB, 640x752, ClipboardImage.png)

>70211
>Yeah anyways I am the Indian and I ran someone ov-
<You did what?
>I know saar, running someone over is bad but I swear that I didn't do it on pur-
<No, I meant the fact that you're Indian. Don't ever fucking talk to me again.

 No.70221

File: 1742317021362-0.png (19.34 KB, 316x274, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1742317021362-1.png (6.97 KB, 331x385, doctos over.png)

being a nuzaryan is tough, there was lots of history with lots of discussion albeit you can consider any time of ongezellig being most talked about, right now zarty is gemmy and healthy methinks

 No.70222

>>70205
Soei doesn't exist apparently

 No.70223

>>70222
She looks too similar to Maya so all of the goonercacas who fear being called a pedophile don't go for it

 No.70224

File: 1742317105450-0.png (6.23 KB, 308x150, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1742317105450-1.png (89.37 KB, 855x762, gem.png)


 No.70225

File: 1742317128659.png (7.49 KB, 302x171, ClipboardImage.png)

>jungles
very subtle racebait

 No.70226

>>70221
I mean it's not like he can't do it here, I think there's enough nuZaryans for it to happen

 No.70227

File: 1742317180855.gif (38.04 KB, 1000x1000, angry animated arm broom b….gif)

>>70222
>>70223
that's because she barely even exists though
she only appears in the shitty sad depressing comic or other outside material

 No.70229

File: 1742317332304.png (149.43 KB, 811x1049, insane nigga.png)

>>70226
it's a different thing entirely to talk about stuff with friends than it is to talk about that same stuff with strangers

 No.70230

>>70228
Oh. Not much I can do about that sorry Zaryan. It's not like I talked about it with friends initially, but complete strangers or other chuddies

 No.70231

yeah i also cant really talk about it to anyone outside le interwebs let alone the soysphere

 No.70232

File: 1742317539414.jpg (32.95 KB, 357x457, glasses open_mouth soyjak ….jpg)

>>70230
>>70231
tsmt
it sucks being ostracized everywhere you go
it's been like that for me my entire life

 No.70233

File: 1742317593277-0.png (13.14 KB, 313x220, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1742317593277-1.gif (583.82 KB, 220x220, sisarotating.gif)

>dying in the arms of someone you love

 No.70235

File: 1742317859582.png (7.36 KB, 313x154, ClipboardImage.png)

>>70184
i dont like cookies now

 No.70236

File: 1742317869855.png (9.24 KB, 641x730, bloodshot_eyes crying glas….png)

>>70233
the thought of that just makes me wanna cry though

 No.70237

File: 1742317937049.png (65.49 KB, 600x782, The head looks warped. Laz….png)

>>70235
i love cookies doe

 No.70239

File: 1742318134053.png (38.93 KB, 647x739, ClipboardImage (4).png)

>>70237
i like the chocolate chip ones only

 No.70240

File: 1742318212233.png (21.64 KB, 1500x1500, angry austria country flag….png)

>>70239
i love chocolate chip but my favorite cookies are definitely snickerdoodles

 No.70241

>>70201
You led a safe, nurtured childhood, didn’t you?

 No.70242

File: 1742318635917-0.png (8.22 KB, 308x159, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1742318635917-1.gif (204.76 KB, 384x384, CocoDans.gif)

yeah

 No.70243

File: 1742318692223.png (13.44 KB, 322x204, ClipboardImage.png)

wants to lick vera's neck and eat vera's hair award

 No.70245

File: 1742318719227.png (13.93 KB, 326x213, ClipboardImage.png)

samefag doe
do this doeTHOUGHalbeit

 No.70246

File: 1742318795151.png (101.33 KB, 800x1005, angry beard blue_beard blu….png)

>>>70201
>You led a safe, nurtured childhood, didn’t you?

 No.70248

>>70241
I'm not three digit IQ to understand this 'toss

 No.70249

File: 1742318909423.png (294.16 KB, 1500x1500, angry bloodshot_eyes clenc….png)

>>70242
i think like that smell like that look like that type like that think like that do things like that and i exist like that

 No.70250

>>70249
tranny

 No.70251

File: 1742318959373.png (58.82 KB, 600x800, angry beard glasses mustac….png)

i also do talk like that and say that

 No.70252

File: 1742319065945.png (642.04 KB, 1024x719, bloodshot_eyes crying doug….png)

>>>70249 (You)
>tranny

 No.70253

>>70252
i dont think i look like that

 No.70254

File: 1742319146320.png (100.12 KB, 645x770, angry bloodshot_eyes blush….png)

>>70253
THINKING IS FOR TRANNIES YOU TRANNY

 No.70255

>>70254
looking like a woman is for trannies you CHUD

 No.70256

File: 1742319195331.png (7.51 KB, 313x149, ClipboardImage.png)

ew stop pull your pants back up ew

 No.70257

File: 1742319312276.png (15.11 KB, 386x800, angry bloodshot_eyes bowli….png)


 No.70258

File: 1742319363504.png (11.23 KB, 644x800, 1696347599423.png)

>>>70256 (You)
>>ew

 No.70260

File: 1742319414834.jpg (201 B, 50x48, angry compressed glasses s….jpg)

>>>>70256 (You)
>>>ew

 No.70261

File: 1742319472923.png (107.2 KB, 600x685, a24jak-angry.png)

>>70255
looking like a woman is gigachad behavior doe

 No.70262

File: 1742319498003.png (627.99 KB, 576x768, ClipboardImage (35).png)

>>>>>70256 (You)
>>>>ew

 No.70263

File: 1742319536950.png (132.1 KB, 696x623, animal bloodshot_eyes cryi….png)

>>>>>>70256 (You)
>>>>>ew

 No.70264

File: 1742319563973.png (1.05 MB, 1080x1327, 1741727570669a.png)

>looking like a woman is gigachad behavior doe

 No.70265

>>70264
i sometimes look like that after taking a shower

 No.70266

File: 1742319633655.png (69.86 KB, 352x576, 1719427072594.png)

>>>>>>>70256 (You)
>>>>>>ew

 No.70267

File: 1742319707434.png (95.39 KB, 756x728, bloodshot_eyes crying glas….png)

>>>>>>>>70256 (You)
>>>>>>>ew

 No.70268

File: 1742319770771.png (209.62 KB, 640x700, fixating on random childre….png)

>>>>>>>>>70256 (You)
>>>>>>>>ew

 No.70269

File: 1742319870310.png (184.23 KB, 600x839, distorted glasses hand lar….png)

>>>>>>>>>>70256 (You)
>>>>>>>>>ew

 No.70270

File: 1742319876160.png (7.94 KB, 323x147, ClipboardImage.png)

what was on the screen?

 No.70272

File: 1742319911959.png (522.1 KB, 600x1273, crying long face red eyes ….png)

>>>>>>>>>>>70256 (You)
>>>>>>>>>>ew

 No.70273

File: 1742319998599.png (418.39 KB, 600x600, seething soy.png)

>>>>>>>>>>>>70256 (You)
>>>>>>>>>>>ew

 No.70274

File: 1742320089120.png (1.37 MB, 2160x1884, average qa user.png)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>70256 (You)
>>>>>>>>>>>>ew

 No.70276

>>70274
Holy old

 No.70277

File: 1742320211745.png (26.21 KB, 500x250, Oekaki (3).png)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>70256 (You)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>ew

 No.70278

File: 1742320236604.gif (218.47 KB, 588x440, 2soyjaks angry animated bl….gif)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>70256 (You)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>ew
>Flood detected; Post discarded.

 No.70279

File: 1742320278482.gif (36.25 KB, 550x400, 1736121488013r-1.gif)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>70256 (You)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ew
>>Flood detected; Post discarded.

 No.70280

File: 1742320330733.gif (694.84 KB, 200x200, angry animated colorful co….gif)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>70256 (You)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ew
>>>Flood detected; Post discarded.
>Flood detected; Post discarded.

 No.70281

File: 1742320573158.gif (44.51 KB, 550x400, soyak.gif)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>70256 (You)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ew
>>>>Flood detected; Post discarded.
>>Flood detected; Post discarded.

 No.70282

File: 1742320787686.jpg (178.69 KB, 1888x1838, itsspam.jpg)


 No.70283

File: 1742320806630.png (78.05 KB, 600x400, angry antenna bloodshot_ey….png)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>70256 (You)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ew
>>>>>Flood detected; Post discarded.
>>>Flood detected; Post discarded.

 No.70287

File: 1742321041728.png (90.83 KB, 856x1024, closed_mouth glasses looki….png)

>>70282
sorry, i'll stop.

 No.70290

File: 1742321241037.gif (2.94 MB, 760x704, 1716074648733s.gif)

>>>70282
>sorry, i'll stop.

 No.70291

>>70287
I've been thinking, maybe a good etiquette is to invite someone to a thread in /qa/ for any duels that could arise in a thread since duels in are disruptive for the flow of a thread.

 No.70292

>>70291
the rule would then be to quote someone in a new thread on /qa/ then link to that post in the original thread.

 No.70294

>>70292
>>>/qa/9254 being an example

 No.70295

>>70294
we need a fast board with a page limit

 No.70296

>>70295
no we don't, things are good like we have them. I just think having specified duel threads in /qa/ would be fun to have duels without them getting in the way of the main discussion. Of course you can still quote and whatever in main threads, however if a duel arises it would be the gentleman's choice to duel in a specific thread.

 No.70297

>>70295
the nu/zate/?

 No.70298

>>70297
maybe just /soy/

 No.70303

>>70298
Kway is the choice of the 'jakker, no need for a /soy/

 No.70323

>>70290
fuck you i don't look like that

 No.70350

>>70303
Then /zate/. Whatever, it's too boring here, we don't even get raided anymore.

 No.70351

>>70350
>we don't even get raided anymore
nuligcaca…
You know what happens when there's only spam

 No.70353

>>70350
>being raided and spammed with 'p is le good actually

 No.70354

File: 1742335038741.png (7.52 MB, 2776x3938, yourattentionspan.png)

>NIGGA, I AM FRIED!

 No.70500

File: 1742396453318.png (5.41 KB, 360x40, ClipboardImage.png)

its only showing this JUST NOW doxx the tranny that made this site btw

 No.70501

File: 1742396523715.png (11.33 KB, 316x196, ClipboardImage.png)

i think 2 months is enough you seem good, it took me a pretty long time

 No.70503

File: 1742396752205.png (9.89 KB, 319x164, ClipboardImage.png)

meds

 No.70504

File: 1742396843748.png (356.95 KB, 1600x1342, ClipboardImage.png)

>We, the Belgians, have taken the 'zellig sis-ACK!

 No.70513

File: 1742399465126.jpg (201 B, 50x48, angry compressed glasses s….jpg)

i don't see why there shouldn't be a /soy/ board
this website IS called "SOYzellig.party"

 No.70531

>>70513
what's the point, to splinter off everyone even more /zellig/ is like the only board "alive" with like 2 pph nigga

 No.70533

>>70531
defeatist mindset however

 No.70539

File: 1742411252875.gif (1.9 MB, 594x528, fuck this i'm out cobson.gif)

>>70533
but it is sadly trve, we'd be better off somehow convincing frqqt to give us /zellig/ back it would literally have more pph than this whole site combined i wish i was bullshitting

 No.70543

File: 1742413515168.png (1.03 MB, 1377x1453, angry blanket bloodshot_ey….png)

>>70539
demoralization fetish however
also pph isn't a measure of quality
also sharty sucks anyway

 No.70544

>>70539
we had /zellig/ return in September and it had less activity than we do here while the quality of the activity was exclusively spam, exactly 0 (zero) oc was created if the few days it was up. If you want to pointlessly spam the same zellig images sharty /qa/ is exactly where you want to be.

 No.70545

>>70544
we literally have no options award it's over

 No.70546

>>70544
pointlessly spamming the same zellig images is fun, leno era shemmy was the peak of the soysphere, now it feels completely dead

 No.70547

>>70546
I agree it is fun to do sometimes, and sharty /qa/ in where we can do that.

 No.70549

>>70547
>you WILL use a hostile website
>you WILL get datamined
>you WILL be banned for random reasons
>and you WILL be happy

 No.70550

>>70549
there isn't any other place to do it after the shemmy shut down.
It's the deadsphere afterall

 No.70969

File: 1742562732149.png (12.25 KB, 311x221, ClipboardImage.png)

crazy award

 No.70971

File: 1742562849385-0.png (21.63 KB, 312x295, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1742562849385-1.gif (33.37 KB, 800x800, 1742209759303f.gif)

hallo again, glad to see you again, we can wait take care

 No.70988

meds and waffles

 No.71225

File: 1742650997081.png (10.15 KB, 325x167, ClipboardImage.png)

up
draw color 'ligs of zoiets

 No.71226

File: 1742651018374.png (14.5 KB, 327x218, ClipboardImage.png)

Do this

 No.71227

File: 1742651058184-0.png (19.36 KB, 320x284, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1742651058185-1.png (38.39 KB, 902x1418, 1706667308262.png)

ewwwww
>

 No.71228

File: 1742651130309.png (5.5 KB, 303x150, ClipboardImage.png)

thats aryan

 No.71229

File: 1742651625286.png (8.55 KB, 305x166, ClipboardImage.png)

yeah it feels nice isnt that unhealthy doe or something though

 No.71240

File: 1742653065959.gif (1.11 MB, 600x500, animated bloodshot_eyes co….gif)

>>71229
it's not unhealthy but it's very disgusting and you can spread those pimples around by popping them haphazardly like that

 No.71244

File: 1742653321646.png (92.46 KB, 1024x1024, ClipboardImage.png)

>You VVILL stop popping your pimples
>You VVILL do nothing to get rid of them
>You VVILL let them go away (((naturally)))
>And you WILL be happy

 No.71245

File: 1742653550397.gif (976.16 KB, 600x900, alternate animated arm clo….gif)

>>71244
acne is the most fucking selfish disease ever

 No.71689

File: 1742798382656.png (100.79 KB, 1536x864, ClipboardImage.png)

>>71225
color

 No.71691

File: 1742798944221.png (389.63 KB, 1070x1172, ClipboardImage.png)

>>71689
It's a colorful win

 No.71697

>>71689
colorgem

 No.72970

too late to the party award 💔

 No.72989

color zemmy zem zem zem

 No.73803

File: 1743369662929.png (62.09 KB, 378x378, soyak (sad).png)

>>68513
confession zaryan come back i miss you

 No.73809

>>73803
im still here

 No.73812

File: 1743370011445.png (22.85 KB, 307x356, ClipboardImage.png)

same here, there is light at the end of the tunnel zaryan i hope

 No.73813

File: 1743370088843.png (Spoiler Image, 16.41 KB, 325x259, ClipboardImage.png)

grossest nigger award (its the poop zaryan)

 No.73814

File: 1743370093639.png (147.47 KB, 640x591, wewjak.png)

>>73809
OH MY GOSH YOU'RE BACK YOU'RE BACK YOU'RE BACK THIS IS LIKE WHEN THE HERO COMES BACK TO SAVE THE DAY AT THE VERY END

 No.73816

File: 1743370135544.png (9.62 KB, 302x203, ClipboardImage.png)

is the correct spelling of zoeits or of zoiets cause ive been saying zoeits for the longest time until some time ago

 No.73819

>>73814
made me geg

 No.73821

>>73816
It's of zoiets

 No.73822

File: 1743370235481.png (11.66 KB, 1000x750, IMG_5056.png)

>>73814
im flattered that you missed me

 No.73824

File: 1743370305895.png (8.51 KB, 310x194, ClipboardImage.png)

blud got the zelligvirus on his pc destroying everything he has in the middle of typing the sentence

 No.73829

File: 1743370470454.png (12.61 KB, 306x229, ClipboardImage.png)

tsmt
>overwatch
kys fatfetishcaca

 No.73837

>>73813
Zelltycucks…

 No.73838

File: 1743371048648.png (2.13 MB, 721x773, cobson (eyes closed smilli….png)

>>73822
i'm touched that you even care.

 No.73842

File: 1743371797442.png (13.57 KB, 313x233, ClipboardImage.png)

me too zaryan… just say its unhealthy to take it to the extreme o algo of zo

 No.73844

File: 1743372681427.png (49.34 KB, 250x244, mymy 7.png)

>>73842
>o algo of zo
zeg

maya just needs some more kruidnoten or something

 No.73861

>>73842
Stealth fatMayapedonigger post

 No.73862

File: 1743376764797.png (71.87 KB, 454x520, a24 slowburn soyjak (red).png)

>>73861
MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS

 No.73871

File: 1743378824720.png (197.48 KB, 424x424, 1a.png)

>>73862
>'saw posts fat fetish Maya art
>minutes later "anonymous" posts about how Maya should eat more
>"It's a coinkydink!"

 No.73873

>>73871
Stop noticing Zaryan, clearly the 4 discord factions of today were just a figment of your soymagination

 No.73875

File: 1743382389254.gif (1.32 MB, 255x249, soyak (loading).gif)

>>73871
it is a hecking coinkydink doe

 No.74713

File: 1743711249748.png (20.6 KB, 319x291, ClipboardImage.png)

marge
>maya is my wife
i love her too zaryan

 No.74714

File: 1743711357747.png (84.94 KB, 970x722, ClipboardImage.png)

>>74713
>marge

 No.74715

File: 1743711358877.png (20.21 KB, 315x298, ClipboardImage.png)

nonsenseralds itt

 No.74716

File: 1743711518642.png (10.06 KB, 310x222, ClipboardImage.png)

thats aryan
>>74714
ASDFmoovien

 No.74719

>>74716
pinnacle of frognigger humor

 No.74722

File: 1743711942360.png (492.72 KB, 1676x2048, ClipboardImage.png)

>also Maya is LITEARLLY my wife do what you want with esé info glowgringoes

 No.74723

>>74722
pinnacle of soybooru humor

 No.74724

>>74723
pinnacle of niggers that hate everything humor

 No.74725

>>74723
Have you seen the nu meximutt variants? They're peak brimstone

 No.74727

>>74725
nusoycucks worship ugliness

 No.74876

File: 1743787220574.png (15.72 KB, 335x260, ClipboardImage.png)

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

 No.74877

>>74876
coco can't type this well though
fake coco

 No.74880

>>74876
Fail larp

 No.74884

File: 1743787677291.png (13.21 KB, 315x232, ClipboardImage.png)

omg… tsmt zaryan…

 No.74885

File: 1743787710084.png (26.49 KB, 318x360, ClipboardImage.png)

>>74884
mayacels vs cocoworshippers

 No.74888

>>74885
Belarusian hands typed this post

 No.74890

Mijn confessie is toe lang voor de platform hah

 No.74894

>>74888
Imagine being obsessed with a fictional boogeyman made up by the brabant posters to keep zaryans in fear

 No.74898

>>74894
/brapbant/ won accept the (((new normal))) chud

 No.74900

>>74884
this, but before she showers

 No.74906

File: 1743789845950.gif (179.15 KB, 220x124, i'm the old norm i want no….gif)


 No.74923

File: 1743794332465.png (9.32 KB, 310x201, ClipboardImage.png)

rare haglover sighting

 No.74924

File: 1743794355155.png (11.6 KB, 313x213, ClipboardImage.png)

i think thats nice

 No.74925

File: 1743794457033.png (19.63 KB, 312x300, ClipboardImage.png)

youre insane
go with maya doe or something

 No.75075

File: 1743874493949.gif (797.58 KB, 960x720, feds walking.gif)

sent!

 No.75082


 No.75099

File: 1743884089830.png (488.16 KB, 1080x1331, 00062.png)

>>75082
tiny heads are funny though

 No.75101

File: 1743884278034.png (10.02 KB, 319x198, ClipboardImage.png)

zoy vey not very kosher

 No.75102

File: 1743884519042.png (22.13 KB, 316x329, ClipboardImage.png)

gem

 No.75103

File: 1743884693167.png (34.33 KB, 312x546, ClipboardImage.png)

schizo gem
we zaryans look like soyjaks geeeeeg

 No.75104

File: 1743884728432.png (8.02 KB, 304x191, ClipboardImage.png)

ehh i dont really follow this stuff didnt you get the website taken down or something

 No.75106

>>75102
I know who has typed this
>>75103
We zaryans are malding soyboys lel

 No.75108

>>75104
holy crossover

 No.75114

File: 1743886315495.png (15.47 KB, 303x277, ClipboardImage.png)

omg.. tsmt… i wish i could hold maya's hand…

 No.75115

File: 1743886341267.png (17.29 KB, 320x279, ClipboardImage.png)

keyed, that one is gross

 No.75146

>>75104
Most fake post ever, schlog no longer has pooners in it

 No.75185

File: 1743954156582.png (237.05 KB, 1024x1024, IT'S ESL.png)

>That one really hurted me.

 No.75188

File: 1743955676917.png (14.75 KB, 309x252, ClipboardImage.png)

fucking nigger

 No.75189

File: 1743955843871.png (24.12 KB, 328x341, ClipboardImage.png)

fucking aryan

 No.75194

>>75104
This just in: The individual in question is engaged in e-dating and (allegedly) possession and distribution of CASM

 No.75197

>>75194
Last claim was deboonked already due to the claimer being a sperg furrytroon and a liar, all because he got e-cucked

 No.75203

>>75197
holy geg, soap opera tier shitfest

 No.75204

File: 1743961148132.png (156.93 KB, 798x978, 20250301165049.png)

>soap

 No.75206

File: 1743962004395.png (135.79 KB, 737x855, ClipboardImage.png)

>>75204
tangent

 No.75219

>>75185
Say thanks we don't speak slavic here, all oldgods are from Eastern Europe.

 No.75220

>>75219
truthnuke

 No.75221

>>75219
kurwa

 No.76405

File: 1744484205147.png (9.76 KB, 312x185, ClipboardImage.png)

kiki adventures 2

 No.76406

File: 1744484242579.png (11.55 KB, 308x211, ClipboardImage.png)

ew… That's no good!!!

 No.76407

>>76406
Mayagooners explain this

 No.76408

File: 1744484707295.jpg (93.14 KB, 784x600, Screenshot_20240617_150754….jpg)

>>76407
OX NONONONONONO IT'S NOT REAL BUT A REFERENCE TO COCOCOOMERS

 No.76409

>>76408
2021stone

 No.76410

File: 1744485057919.jpg (119.02 KB, 680x795, russiaryan.jpg)

>>>75185
>Say thanks we don't speak slavic here, all oldgods are from Eastern Europe.

 No.76411

>>76410
>Slavquoting with a non-slav
We're kneeling before you, quotebaiter.

 No.76412

File: 1744485554790.png (249.92 KB, 640x365, GM-nwT2W0AAyW_t.png)

>>76409
>Remember about a xitter post made in 2020
>Find a screenshot of that post in a video made in 2022
>The screenshot itself is made by you in 2024
OLDGODS CAN WE STOP NOSTALGICFAGGING

 No.76413

File: 1744485567997.png (155.83 KB, 362x362, rtyfh.png)

>>76408
i say this sometimes but only when the time is appropriate for it

 No.76414

Huge marge above

 No.76415

>>76407
I love Maya and I would kill everyone who goons to her and torture those who draw 'p of her

 No.76416

>>76415
tsmt fuck them coomers even doe it is heavily implied that maya is one herself because of jew massa, i want all faggots who do that shit to BLEED OUT i want them to be beheaded and round house kicked into an active volcano.

 No.76417

File: 1744485891435.png (12.5 KB, 800x800, 1740662685472-1.png)

>>76415
Tsmt mayagod we cocobros stand with you

 No.76418

>>76417
Thank you cocoGODS, your alliance is appreciated.

 No.76419

File: 1744486162482.jpg (9.66 KB, 192x125, IMG_20240722_212716_087.jpg)

>>76418
Unite, sisters

 No.76420

Maya is a caricature of why 'ooning is bad, among other things. To anyone struggling with addiction, I'm here for you and hope you get better.

 No.76421

>>76420
Thanks xister Maya is a sisa, but gooning is le bad, and she should go to church.

 No.76422

>>76415
Mayashits be like "I idolize a gooner but I would NEVER EVER goon"

 No.76423

>>76422
Even doe we MayaGODS all want to help Maya change for the better and make her stop gooning

 No.76424

>>76422
maybe some just have a hope of fixing her whatever that may be either way massa got paid by (((them))) for that shit and you all know that damn well but i should stop noticing

 No.76425

File: 1744487340495.gif (319.95 KB, 769x765, 4226.gif)

>>76424
>DA JOOOOS MADE MY FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER A GOONER

 No.76427

>>76423
No Mayanigger wants this

 No.76428

>>76427
No MayaNIGGER wants this, but every MayaGOD would take care of her and help her change for the better and make her stop gooning if she was real

 No.76429

File: 1744488959950.png (361.51 KB, 615x615, gigachud.png)

>>76423
TSMT Maya needs to cultivate her power by raping people instead of gooning her aryan energy away.

 No.76443

which schlogfag made this thread?

 No.76450

>>76425
Don't make me open my giga folder…

 No.76452

File: 1744493275860.mp4 (333.93 KB, 616x360, gustavo fring says do it.mp4)


 No.76453

File: 1744493350795.png (25.46 KB, 327x345, ClipboardImage.png)

bros just typin shit atp ts pmo sm…

 No.76455

File: 1744493415769.png (26 KB, 315x349, ClipboardImage.png)

biggest liar award
>>76443
i think its when i saw a thread on /soy/ making fun of the schlog confession thread o algo

 No.76457

>>76455
Schizo reply

 No.76458

File: 1744493520303.png (20.59 KB, 304x314, ClipboardImage.png)

i love her too mayaGOD thats wonderful but sometimes i wonder if i should heal or become even more insane

 No.76459

File: 1744494207091.png (8.17 KB, 235x214, 1585484013184.png)

every single day i think of maya
when i brush my teeth i think of maya
when i take a shower i think of maya
when i eat breakfast i think of maya
this neverending conscious stream of thought keeps me sane

 No.76462

File: 1744497423865.webp (7.76 KB, 235x214, 1744494207091.webp)

>>76459
>every single day i think of maya
>when i wake up i think of maya
> when i make my coffee i think of maya
>when i take my shower i think of maya
>when i eat breakfast i think of maya
>when i brush my teeth i think of maya
>when i go to work i think of maya
>when i eat lunch i think of maya
>when i when i finish work i think of maya
>when i go home i think of maya
>when i when i make dinner i think of maya
>when i take a shower i think of maya
>when i brush my teeth i think of maya
>when i go to bed i think of maya
>when i sleep i think of maya
>when i dream i dream of maya

>on the weekends i think of maya

>when i sleep in i think of maya
>when i wake up i thinl of maya
>when i make my coffee i think of maya
>when i take my shower i think of maya
>when i eat breakfast i think of maya
>when i brush my teeth i think of maya
>when i go on soyzellig.party i think of maya
>when i bump zems i think of maya
>when i call a xittershit offsiter a nigger i think of maya
>when i go to church to i think of maya
>when i go home i think of maya
>when i eat lunch i think of maya
>when i go home i think of maya
>when i when i make dinner i think of maya
>when i take a shower i think of maya
>when i brush my teeth i think of maya
>when i go to bed i think of maya
>when i sleep i think of maya
>when i dream i dream of maya

 No.76463

>>76462
i look like that and say that

 No.76499

>>76459
i, too, think of maya when i do things maya never does

 No.81379

up

 No.81575

OP is dead i posted my aryan confession and nothing

 No.81577

File: 1746206863926.png (11.25 KB, 311x210, ClipboardImage.png)

>>81575
i was busy o algo i gotta catch up a bit

 No.81578

File: 1746206898211.png (22.79 KB, 312x333, ClipboardImage.png)

marge

 No.81579

File: 1746206990708.png (20.15 KB, 314x290, ClipboardImage.png)

thats lovely Zaryan, Maya makes me happy too

 No.81580

File: 1746207049478.png (51.63 KB, 313x736, ClipboardImage.png)

we zaryans are like maya because we struggle with the same problems or something

 No.81581

File: 1746207201389-0.png (9.9 KB, 320x196, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1746207201389-1.png (9.37 MB, 4000x3000, 1692848865066.png)

File: 1746207201389-2.png (25.92 KB, 644x800, smugsoyak.png)


 No.81585

File: 1746207615758.png (33.55 KB, 500x250, 1743263428384.png)


 No.81586

File: 1746207617092.png (16.33 KB, 337x252, ClipboardImage.png)

nahh blud no cap ongod fr youre diddy

 No.81587

>>81585
geg spademaya

 No.81588

File: 1746207766278-0.png (11.53 KB, 315x210, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1746207766278-1.gif (4.26 MB, 322x402, AHHHHHH.gif)

zelligcacas…

 No.81589

Gooncord woke up

 No.81590

>>81581
omgsisa

 No.81596

>>81586
Bullshit
>>81588
You did good zaryan

 No.81598

>>81596
kys /co/cofag

 No.87186

>>81585
maya when bwc

 No.97707

File: 1752848600091.png (116.8 KB, 321x535, ClipboardImage.png)

vp

 No.97711

hello nigger

 No.97728

Go up gem these are really funny

 No.97730

>not writing more confessions
reading this bread was funny doe

 No.97735

>>97730
meds who said this



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