No.68513[Last 50 Posts]
https://zellig.straw.page/ >stole idea from schlog award
confess your zins in the strawpage o algo (dont post here [[[they]]] see your post history)
and change your typing style too because i will probably recognize it
No.68515
Entirely unrelated, what is the appeal to strawpage? Do the people hosting them make money? I don’t get it, why not ask for recommendations via image boards or Xitter?
Am I stoopid for not seeing the appeal?
No.68516
zaryan im glad…
>>68515its like anonymous and fool-proof and trannycoded or something
No.68518
>>68515it's a more stupid version of an anonymous imageboard for niggers who are too kikepilled to use imageboards. also it's muh cutesy trannycore xitter "artist" fag fad
No.68519
>>68515muh old anonymous internet but for trannies
No.68525
>>68524that's Aryan, shemmycuck
No.68541
btw its bad timing to send drawings because pretty sure its disabled due to gore spam
No.68545
Why is that every strawpage confession thread ends with goonposting?
No.68589
>>68587Every Zaryan should strive to be like him
No.68600
>>68599What were you expecting?
No.68601
>check confessions
>suicide note
>falseflag
>falseflag
>falseflag
>doxing
>falseflag
>actual confession
>falseflag
Just your typical strawpage thread
No.68602
>>68600was expecting only that but this thread turned out pretty gemmy
No.68613
>>68612or it's the turkroach who caused the bob art incident yesterday who is also possibly agugucuck
No.68751
>doesnt like the show
>doesnt like the community
>stays for years
???
maybe your approach is wrong, just make oc or make discussion and have fun o algo
No.68756
>>68755Do NOT give people ideas
No.68764
gemmy tulpas evendoe 'cord gooncircle as expected from mayaGODS
>>68763wtf i got wordfiltered i meant k1ll yourself n1gger
No.68767
>>68766Half of these 'fessions are either falseflags or bullshit geg
No.68768
>>68767tsmt but i believe most of them
No.68770
>>68764zrlligcraftcord spotted
No.68771
>>68770oh right this could be them
No.68772
>>68767It's funnier if you suspend your disbelief
No.68794
>>68566this wasnt me though
No.68903
>>68902Zaryan post the trooncore on a proxy here doooo it
No.68999
'kakis fixed?
No.69001
>>68999ill check later today
No.69382
>>69379oh yeah i checked but then maya told me to do something else then i forgot, it doesnt work btw
No.69392
>>69389she is real if she makes you happy,
cuddle snugly with her as you drift asleep.
No.69394
>>69392stop feeding into his schizo delusion
what if "maya" influences him to commit horrible acts
then what?
you'll be responsible…
No.69396
>>69394he's do things for sure, grande things incredible things
>>69395uhh, like oranges or something
No.69398
>>69392thank you i will she makes me so happy
>>69394i dont believe she will make me do anything evil
No.69399
>>>69392
>thank you i will she makes me so happy
>>>69394 (You)
>i dont believe she will make me do anything evil
No.69406
>>69402>harvest moon farmWhy does it sound like troonslop
No.69407
>>69406HARVEST MOON
IS NOT
TROOOOOOOOONSLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
No.69410
>>69408NO THAT'S NOT TRUE
IT'S A HECKING WHOLESOME FARMING GAME
No.69430
>>69414well there you have it folk, i guess that's it 🤯
No.69506
>>69504her bangs hide her male pattern baldness
No.69511
>>69506>Mymy is trans Mymycacas are not catching a break this time…
No.69520
>>69511mymysissies are you serious?
mayagods and cocodeities just can't stop winning
No.69581
up
No.69594
Bump
No.69595
>>69587Wasn't him that time
No.69751
>>69748You make me smile when I see you Cocojak.
No.69776
>>69752it was a fucking impostor, my name is chud doe nice to meet ya
No.69789
>>69786real or fake coco, I love you both
No.69818
>>69807we have a frog on proxy, I repeat, FROG ON PROXY
No.69933
bumperino
No.69951
>>69933im not dead ill read them all today
No.70178
maya speaks to me in my dreams…
No.70182
>>70178lucky, she doesnt appear in my dreams….sisa…
No.70201
There has been an increase in vera content everywhere, what exactly is going on?
No.70205
>>70201'cord discovered that the only legal character was Vera. So now they're trying to push Veraposting, please report the nearest Veraposter to the Local Anti-Gooning Center
No.70206
>>70205Meds…
>>70204of zoiets of zoiets of zoiets of zoiets of zoiets
No.70207
haglover respect button >
No.70216
>>70214it made me happy and more inspired to draw stuff
but i'm le sad because everything i like is dead and hated by pretty much everyone i know
No.70222
>>70205Soei doesn't exist apparently
No.70223
>>70222She looks too similar to Maya so all of the goonercacas who fear being called a pedophile don't go for it
No.70226
>>70221I mean it's not like he can't do it here, I think there's enough nuZaryans for it to happen
No.70227
>>70222>>70223that's because she barely even exists though
she only appears in the shitty sad depressing comic or other outside material
No.70230
>>70228
Oh. Not much I can do about that sorry Zaryan. It's not like I talked about it with friends initially, but complete strangers or other chuddies
No.70231
yeah i also cant really talk about it to anyone outside le interwebs let alone the soysphere
No.70232
>>70230>>70231tsmt
it sucks being ostracized everywhere you go
it's been like that for me my entire life
No.70241
>>70201You led a safe, nurtured childhood, didn’t you?
No.70248
>>70241I'm not three digit IQ to understand this 'toss
No.70253
>>70252i dont think i look like that
No.70255
>>70254looking like a woman is for trannies you CHUD
No.70265
>>70264i sometimes look like that after taking a shower
No.70291
>>70287I've been thinking, maybe a good etiquette is to invite someone to a thread in /qa/ for any duels that could arise in a thread since duels in are disruptive for the flow of a thread.
No.70292
>>70291the rule would then be to quote someone in a new thread on /qa/ then link to that post in the original thread.
No.70295
>>70294we need a fast board with a page limit
No.70296
>>70295no we don't, things are good like we have them. I just think having specified duel threads in /qa/ would be fun to have duels without them getting in the way of the main discussion. Of course you can still quote and whatever in main threads, however if a duel arises it would be the gentleman's choice to duel in a specific thread.
No.70303
>>70298Kway is the choice of the 'jakker, no need for a /soy/
No.70323
>>70290fuck you i don't look like that
No.70350
>>70303Then /zate/. Whatever, it's too boring here, we don't even get raided anymore.
No.70351
>>70350>we don't even get raided anymore nuligcaca…
You know what happens when there's only spam
No.70531
>>70513what's the point, to splinter off everyone even more /zellig/ is like the only board "alive" with like 2 pph nigga
No.70533
>>70531defeatist mindset however
No.70543
>>70539demoralization fetish however
also pph isn't a measure of quality
also sharty sucks anyway
No.70544
>>70539we had /zellig/ return in September and it had less activity than we do here while the quality of the activity was exclusively spam, exactly 0 (zero) oc was created if the few days it was up. If you want to pointlessly spam the same zellig images sharty /qa/ is exactly where you want to be.
No.70545
>>70544we literally have no options award it's over
No.70546
>>70544pointlessly spamming the same zellig images is fun, leno era shemmy was the peak of the soysphere, now it feels completely dead
No.70547
>>70546I agree it is fun to do sometimes, and sharty /qa/ in where we can do that.
No.70550
>>70549there isn't any other place to do it after the shemmy shut down.
It's the deadsphere afterall
No.70988
meds and waffles
No.72970
too late to the party award 💔
No.72989
color zemmy zem zem zem
No.73844
>>73842>o algo of zozeg
maya just needs some more kruidnoten or something
No.73861
>>73842Stealth fatMayapedonigger post
No.74716
thats aryan
>>74714ASDFmoovien
No.74719
>>74716pinnacle of frognigger humor
No.74723
>>74722pinnacle of soybooru humor
No.74724
>>74723pinnacle of niggers that hate everything humor
No.74725
>>74723Have you seen the nu meximutt variants? They're peak brimstone
No.74727
>>74725nusoycucks worship ugliness
No.74877
>>74876coco can't type this well though
fake coco
No.74888
>>74885Belarusian hands typed this post
No.74890
Mijn confessie is toe lang voor de platform hah
No.74894
>>74888Imagine being obsessed with a fictional boogeyman made up by the brabant posters to keep zaryans in fear
No.74898
>>74894/brapbant/ won accept the (((new normal))) chud
No.74900
>>74884this, but before she showers
No.75106
>>75102I know who has typed this
>>75103We zaryans are malding soyboys lel
No.75146
>>75104Most fake post ever, schlog no longer has pooners in it
No.75194
>>75104This just in: The individual in question is engaged in e-dating and (allegedly) possession and distribution of CASM
No.75197
>>75194Last claim was deboonked already due to the claimer being a sperg furrytroon and a liar, all because he got e-cucked
No.75203
>>75197holy geg, soap opera tier shitfest
No.75219
>>75185Say thanks we don't speak slavic here, all oldgods are from Eastern Europe.
No.76407
>>76406Mayagooners explain this
No.76411
>>76410>Slavquoting with a non-slavWe're kneeling before you, quotebaiter.
No.76414
Huge marge above
No.76415
>>76407I love Maya and I would kill everyone who goons to her and torture those who draw 'p of her
No.76416
>>76415tsmt fuck them coomers even doe it is heavily implied that maya is one herself because of jew massa, i want all faggots who do that shit to BLEED OUT i want them to be beheaded and round house kicked into an active volcano.
No.76418
>>76417Thank you cocoGODS, your alliance is appreciated.
No.76420
Maya is a caricature of why 'ooning is bad, among other things. To anyone struggling with addiction, I'm here for you and hope you get better.
No.76421
>>76420Thanks xister Maya is a sisa, but gooning is le bad, and she should go to church.
No.76422
>>76415Mayashits be like "I idolize a gooner but I would NEVER EVER goon"
No.76423
>>76422Even doe we MayaGODS all want to help Maya change for the better and make her stop gooning
No.76424
>>76422maybe some just have a hope of fixing her whatever that may be either way massa got paid by (((them))) for that shit and you all know that damn well but i should stop noticing
No.76427
>>76423No Mayanigger wants this
No.76428
>>76427No MayaNIGGER wants this, but every MayaGOD would take care of her and help her change for the better and make her stop gooning if she was real
No.76443
which schlogfag made this thread?
No.76450
>>76425Don't make me open my giga folder…
No.76455
biggest liar award
>>76443i think its when i saw a thread on /soy/ making fun of the schlog confession thread o algo
No.76463
>>76462i look like that and say that
No.76499
>>76459i, too, think of maya when i do things maya never does
No.81379
up
No.81575
OP is dead i posted my aryan confession and nothing
No.81589
Gooncord woke up
No.81596
>>81586Bullshit
>>81588You did good zaryan
No.97711
hello nigger
No.97728
Go up gem these are really funny
No.97730
>not writing more confessions
reading this bread was funny doe
No.97735
>>97730meds who said this