https://zellig.straw.page/ >stole idea from schlog awardconfess your zins in the strawpage o algo (dont post here [[[they]]] see your post history)and change your typing style too because i will probably recognize it

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confession thread Zaryan 03/12/25 (Wed) 18:12:47 No.68513 [View All]

https://zellig.straw.page/ >stole idea from schlog award
confess your zins in the strawpage o algo (dont post here [[[they]]] see your post history)
and change your typing style too because i will probably recognize it

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Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 19:14:08 No.76411

>>76410
>Slavquoting with a non-slav
We're kneeling before you, quotebaiter.

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 19:19:14 No.76412

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>>76409
>Remember about a xitter post made in 2020
>Find a screenshot of that post in a video made in 2022
>The screenshot itself is made by you in 2024
OLDGODS CAN WE STOP NOSTALGICFAGGING

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 19:19:28 No.76413

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>>76408
i say this sometimes but only when the time is appropriate for it

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 19:20:18 No.76414

Huge marge above

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 19:22:17 No.76415

>>76407
I love Maya and I would kill everyone who goons to her and torture those who draw 'p of her

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 19:24:25 No.76416

>>76415
tsmt fuck them coomers even doe it is heavily implied that maya is one herself because of jew massa, i want all faggots who do that shit to BLEED OUT i want them to be beheaded and round house kicked into an active volcano.

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 19:24:51 No.76417

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>>76415
Tsmt mayagod we cocobros stand with you

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 19:28:08 No.76418

>>76417
Thank you cocoGODS, your alliance is appreciated.

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 19:29:22 No.76419

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>>76418
Unite, sisters

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 19:31:28 No.76420

Maya is a caricature of why 'ooning is bad, among other things. To anyone struggling with addiction, I'm here for you and hope you get better.

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 19:35:11 No.76421

>>76420
Thanks xister Maya is a sisa, but gooning is le bad, and she should go to church.

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 19:38:37 No.76422

>>76415
Mayashits be like "I idolize a gooner but I would NEVER EVER goon"

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 19:45:40 No.76423

>>76422
Even doe we MayaGODS all want to help Maya change for the better and make her stop gooning

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 19:47:10 No.76424

>>76422
maybe some just have a hope of fixing her whatever that may be either way massa got paid by (((them))) for that shit and you all know that damn well but i should stop noticing

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 19:49:00 No.76425

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>>76424
>DA JOOOOS MADE MY FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER A GOONER

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 19:55:48 No.76427

>>76423
No Mayanigger wants this

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 20:00:59 No.76428

>>76427
No MayaNIGGER wants this, but every MayaGOD would take care of her and help her change for the better and make her stop gooning if she was real

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 20:16:00 No.76429

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>>76423
TSMT Maya needs to cultivate her power by raping people instead of gooning her aryan energy away.

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 20:50:36 No.76443

which schlogfag made this thread?

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 21:09:00 No.76450

>>76425
Don't make me open my giga folder…

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 21:28:01 No.76452

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>>76450

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 21:29:10 No.76453

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bros just typin shit atp ts pmo sm…

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 21:30:15 No.76455

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biggest liar award
>>76443
i think its when i saw a thread on /soy/ making fun of the schlog confession thread o algo

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 21:31:47 No.76457

>>76455
Schizo reply

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 21:32:00 No.76458

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i love her too mayaGOD thats wonderful but sometimes i wonder if i should heal or become even more insane

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 21:43:27 No.76459

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every single day i think of maya
when i brush my teeth i think of maya
when i take a shower i think of maya
when i eat breakfast i think of maya
this neverending conscious stream of thought keeps me sane

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 22:37:03 No.76462

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>>76459
>every single day i think of maya
>when i wake up i think of maya
> when i make my coffee i think of maya
>when i take my shower i think of maya
>when i eat breakfast i think of maya
>when i brush my teeth i think of maya
>when i go to work i think of maya
>when i eat lunch i think of maya
>when i when i finish work i think of maya
>when i go home i think of maya
>when i when i make dinner i think of maya
>when i take a shower i think of maya
>when i brush my teeth i think of maya
>when i go to bed i think of maya
>when i sleep i think of maya
>when i dream i dream of maya

>on the weekends i think of maya
>when i sleep in i think of maya
>when i wake up i thinl of maya
>when i make my coffee i think of maya
>when i take my shower i think of maya
>when i eat breakfast i think of maya
>when i brush my teeth i think of maya
>when i go on soyzellig.party i think of maya
>when i bump zems i think of maya
>when i call a xittershit offsiter a nigger i think of maya
>when i go to church to i think of maya
>when i go home i think of maya
>when i eat lunch i think of maya
>when i go home i think of maya
>when i when i make dinner i think of maya
>when i take a shower i think of maya
>when i brush my teeth i think of maya
>when i go to bed i think of maya
>when i sleep i think of maya
>when i dream i dream of maya

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 22:54:42 No.76463

>>76462
i look like that and say that

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 02:44:15 No.76499

>>76459
i, too, think of maya when i do things maya never does

Zaryan 05/01/25 (Thu) 14:45:52 No.81379

up

Zaryan 05/02/25 (Fri) 17:03:21 No.81575

OP is dead i posted my aryan confession and nothing

Zaryan 05/02/25 (Fri) 17:27:43 No.81577

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