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ZWABAG

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 No.68513[View All]

https://zellig.straw.page/ >stole idea from schlog award
confess your zins in the strawpage o algo (dont post here [[[they]]] see your post history)
and change your typing style too because i will probably recognize it
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 No.76411

>>76410
>Slavquoting with a non-slav
We're kneeling before you, quotebaiter.

 No.76412

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>>76409
>Remember about a xitter post made in 2020
>Find a screenshot of that post in a video made in 2022
>The screenshot itself is made by you in 2024
OLDGODS CAN WE STOP NOSTALGICFAGGING

 No.76413

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>>76408
i say this sometimes but only when the time is appropriate for it

 No.76414

Huge marge above

 No.76415

>>76407
I love Maya and I would kill everyone who goons to her and torture those who draw 'p of her

 No.76416

>>76415
tsmt fuck them coomers even doe it is heavily implied that maya is one herself because of jew massa, i want all faggots who do that shit to BLEED OUT i want them to be beheaded and round house kicked into an active volcano.

 No.76417

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>>76415
Tsmt mayagod we cocobros stand with you

 No.76418

>>76417
Thank you cocoGODS, your alliance is appreciated.

 No.76419

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>>76418
Unite, sisters

 No.76420

Maya is a caricature of why 'ooning is bad, among other things. To anyone struggling with addiction, I'm here for you and hope you get better.

 No.76421

>>76420
Thanks xister Maya is a sisa, but gooning is le bad, and she should go to church.

 No.76422

>>76415
Mayashits be like "I idolize a gooner but I would NEVER EVER goon"

 No.76423

>>76422
Even doe we MayaGODS all want to help Maya change for the better and make her stop gooning

 No.76424

>>76422
maybe some just have a hope of fixing her whatever that may be either way massa got paid by (((them))) for that shit and you all know that damn well but i should stop noticing

 No.76425

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>>76424
>DA JOOOOS MADE MY FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER A GOONER

 No.76427

>>76423
No Mayanigger wants this

 No.76428

>>76427
No MayaNIGGER wants this, but every MayaGOD would take care of her and help her change for the better and make her stop gooning if she was real

 No.76429

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>>76423
TSMT Maya needs to cultivate her power by raping people instead of gooning her aryan energy away.

 No.76443

which schlogfag made this thread?

 No.76450

>>76425
Don't make me open my giga folder…

 No.76452

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 No.76453

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bros just typin shit atp ts pmo sm…

 No.76455

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biggest liar award
>>76443
i think its when i saw a thread on /soy/ making fun of the schlog confession thread o algo

 No.76457

>>76455
Schizo reply

 No.76458

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i love her too mayaGOD thats wonderful but sometimes i wonder if i should heal or become even more insane

 No.76459

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every single day i think of maya
when i brush my teeth i think of maya
when i take a shower i think of maya
when i eat breakfast i think of maya
this neverending conscious stream of thought keeps me sane

 No.76462

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>>76459
>every single day i think of maya
>when i wake up i think of maya
> when i make my coffee i think of maya
>when i take my shower i think of maya
>when i eat breakfast i think of maya
>when i brush my teeth i think of maya
>when i go to work i think of maya
>when i eat lunch i think of maya
>when i when i finish work i think of maya
>when i go home i think of maya
>when i when i make dinner i think of maya
>when i take a shower i think of maya
>when i brush my teeth i think of maya
>when i go to bed i think of maya
>when i sleep i think of maya
>when i dream i dream of maya

>on the weekends i think of maya

>when i sleep in i think of maya
>when i wake up i thinl of maya
>when i make my coffee i think of maya
>when i take my shower i think of maya
>when i eat breakfast i think of maya
>when i brush my teeth i think of maya
>when i go on soyzellig.party i think of maya
>when i bump zems i think of maya
>when i call a xittershit offsiter a nigger i think of maya
>when i go to church to i think of maya
>when i go home i think of maya
>when i eat lunch i think of maya
>when i go home i think of maya
>when i when i make dinner i think of maya
>when i take a shower i think of maya
>when i brush my teeth i think of maya
>when i go to bed i think of maya
>when i sleep i think of maya
>when i dream i dream of maya

 No.76463

>>76462
i look like that and say that

 No.76499

>>76459
i, too, think of maya when i do things maya never does

 No.81379

up

 No.81575

OP is dead i posted my aryan confession and nothing

 No.81577

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>>81575
i was busy o algo i gotta catch up a bit

 No.81578

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marge

 No.81579

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thats lovely Zaryan, Maya makes me happy too

 No.81580

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we zaryans are like maya because we struggle with the same problems or something

 No.81581

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 No.81585

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 No.81586

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nahh blud no cap ongod fr youre diddy

 No.81587

>>81585
geg spademaya

 No.81588

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zelligcacas…

 No.81589

Gooncord woke up

 No.81590

>>81581
omgsisa

 No.81596

>>81586
Bullshit
>>81588
You did good zaryan

 No.81598

>>81596
kys /co/cofag

 No.87186

>>81585
maya when bwc

 No.97707

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vp

 No.97711

hello nigger

 No.97728

Go up gem these are really funny

 No.97730

>not writing more confessions
reading this bread was funny doe

 No.97735

>>97730
meds who said this



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