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 No.76199

What is the average age for this site's users

 No.76201

We already did this

 No.76202

>>76201
So what's the answer

 No.76203

>>76199
'bout 16 - 25, I think we have a 30 year old as well.

 No.76217

31 year old started watch zellig after the show cancelled, it's a gem

Back when it was shilled on 4cuck didn't paid much attention until someone posted Mimi shit on tiktacks, now posting coco racebait here XD

 No.76221

>>76217
Unc too old to be posting in here 🥀🥀

 No.76225

>>76217
pls get a job retard. you're actually worthless and annoy me

 No.76227

>>76225
Getting a job? In this current economy? Lol fuck baby boomers

 No.76230

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>>76227
>becoming a fullblown NEET because the economy is niggerAIDS, nobody respects you as a worker, and babyboomers deserve to get fucked for building this shitfuck world that's literally uninhabitable.
Holy.
Fvcking.
Kvyvd.

 No.76231

>>76227
skill issue

 No.76232

>>76225
>not posting from work

 No.76233

>>76232
Average CP user.

 No.76234

>>76217
>XD
Are we deaduzz 🥀🪫

 No.76235

>>76231
I would rather enjoy nature and watch Coco in zellig than working for faceless Jewish corporations

 No.76236

>>76235
>implying you have a choice
geg

 No.76241

>>76236
yes, I choose to be unemployed, simple as.

 No.76242

>>76241
It's like saying children in Africa choose to be hungry because they refuse to eat mud. You have no skills that would earn you money, that's all.

 No.76243

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>>76242
>wagecuck is SEETHING and MALDING over a NEETGOD leeching off of society's resources because he has no way to cope over everyone not giving a fuck about his work output (xe flips burgers just to barely get by on rent, LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO)
You're all gonna be replaced by AI soon anyways, so none of this will matter in the future.

 No.76244

>>76243
r/antiwork is down the hall and to the left

 No.76247

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>What is the average age for this site's users

 No.76249


 No.76277

>>76221
>>76225
if you think that’s bad, wait until you find out how old Gussy is

 No.76288

>>76277
Why are all forklift operators into some depraved shit

 No.76289

>>76288
all as in only two of them?

 No.76290

>>76289
that's two too much

 No.76292

>>76244
Keep seething soulless pigdog and don't forget to lick your Jew capitalist boots today

 No.76294

>>76288
i don’t think Gussy’s a forklift operator

 No.76295

>>76292
is this 31 year old Coco racebaiter deadass 🥀🥀🥀

 No.76297

>>76292
nigga, you are a jobless 31 years old manfailure who posts racebait on a bald man with glasses website and hates his parents for being born, I don't think I'm the one who seethes

 No.76299

I'm almost feeling bad for being here at 26 years of age
Almost
Thank you 31 y/o race-baiter shitskin cocofag

 No.76303

>>76297
>>76295
Don't worry boys you will soon become like me
SOON
And don't forget to worship Coco

 No.76305

>>76299
you people are Internet old, you’re not OLD old. there’s a 65 year old Sonichu enthusiast who runs a Kiwi Farms splinter site, being in your early thirties is not a big deal.

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 No.76307

>>76305
if you are a neet truecel at 30, there is basically 0% chance you will ever recover

 No.76308

>>76277
Nigga still talks like a kid btw it's ODD seeing it firsthand. Nigga using "XD" in the big '25 🥀🥀💔

 No.76309

>>76308
To be fair, an entire continent uses XD like it's not big deal, also I think some SEA countries do like the Philippines

 No.76310

Unc makes me giggle for how he owns being a retarded neet so he's alright 🥀

 No.76395

>>76199
Average age: 35
Median age: 21

 No.76500

>>76308
Not just a kid, but a kid from a bygone era (no Gen Alpha is going to use XD). If he were a character, he'd be Vera, only with ten times less self-awareness

 No.76502

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I am 19 this month so already feeling like an oldtroon, but I think of myself like finn the human, growing but staying innocent and happy, currently wearing very similar jammies as he's wearing in this picture

 No.76504

>>76502
Nigga what.

 No.76505

>>76502
You're still young, enjoy life while you still can before the society tells you what you need to do and be like a sheep

 No.76507

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>>76504
What's there to not understand, I mean, finn has seen death, desolation and the devil himself but he's just chill and happy all the time, I'm sorta like that.
I just ignore the niggers who cannot comprehend innocence and subtlety, I don't watch porn or anything like that, I actually find sex repulsive so that adds to me feeling this way.

 No.76508

>>76502
>>76507
Bro thinks he's a fictional cartoon character 💀💀💀

 No.76509

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>>76505
I've given up on what society considers normal, I won't dress like a brownoid, I won't listen to their music nor watch their entertainment, won't watch their porn and won't enjoy their art, I don't interpret life as they do, I follow Jesus Christ to the best of my ability and that's it, lonetroon forever.

 No.76510

>>76507
>>76509
I can't go back anymore. I know too much now, trust me, ignorance is bliss. I envy you. God is dead and we have killed him, my despair falls on deaf ears and I have nobody to go to.

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 No.76512

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AWWWW HELL NAH AINT NO WAY ZARTYCUCKS ARE THIS OLDDDD OH MY IM GONNA SHIT MYSELFFFFF

 No.76513

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>>76510
Dude, don't think that way, I've seen some shit trust me, God is alive, in fact, he's in my heart right now because I prayed like 15 minutes ago, God will make you clean, I truly feel that way because when I was like 14 I watched all kinds of disturbing rotten shit from the dephts of hell and now I feel as if all that stuff doesn't disturb me, because I fill my mind with prayer and I know that God will have the last word.

 No.76515

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>oWEEEEEY LOOOOORD I AM IN LOVE WITH MY POOP OH WEEEEHHHHH

 No.76516

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>this entire thread

 No.76518

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B-BEJITA-SAMA, PLEASE CHANGE MY DIAPER!! CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER BEJITA!! CHANGE YOUR PATHETIC STUPID BABY VASSAL'S DIAPER BEJITA!!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER BEJITA!! IT'S SHITTY AND PISSED!! IT'S PISSY AND SHIT!! BEJITA-SAMA, MY DIAPER NEEDS A HECKIN' CHANGERINO!! BEJITA BEJITA BEJITA I NEED A CHANGE RIGHT NOW!! RIGHT NOW BEJITA!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER RIGHT NOW!! I CANNOT DO IT MYSELF, I CANNOT EVEN DEFEAT YOU!! YOU ARE 3-0 AGAINST ME, THE STUPID UGLY GRANNY-VOICED SHITTY VAPID BABY SAIYAN RETARD GOKU!! I AM MERELY A STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, BRAIN-DAMAGED, MALFORMED, ASS-NUGGET, SHIT-BRAINED, DIPSHIT, COOMER, PENCIL-DICKED, SCUMBUTT, FAGTARD, SIMPLETON, TURD-EATING, QUEERBAIT, NINCOMPOOP, EUNUCH, DOUCHELORD, CAMELFUCKING, ASSLICKING, MORONIC BABY RETARD AND I NEED YOU TO CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER BEJITA!!! BEJITA-SAMA, PLEASE CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER AND SPANK ME LIKE THE NAUGHTY BABY RETARD I TRULY AM BEJITA!!! BEJITA BEJITA BEJITA I'M SO TIRED OF GOHAN OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS BEING THE ONE TO CHANGE ME!!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER BEJITA!!!! BEJITA-SAMA, THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOUR MANLY HANDS BEING ANYWHERE NEAR MY CROTCH IS ENOUGH TO GIVE ME A BIG OL' TWO-INCH DIAPER-BONER!!! BEJITA-SAMA, CHANGE MY DIAPER AND KISS MY WIFE!! BEJITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! BEJITA-DONO, WERE ARE YOU GOING, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TO SIT IN MY OWN SHIT BEJITA, I NEED YOU TO CHANGE ME – WAIT BEERUS-SAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PLEASE DON'T HAKAI THE SHIT AWAY I NEED BEJITA TO WIPE IT – AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEESTOP RAPING MEEEEE!!!!!!!

 No.76519

>>76518
marge

 No.76520

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Aww hell nahhh, this thread's infested with /co/troons and Shemmy scatposters now… 💀💀💀💀

 No.76521

>>76520
this nigga just posted a fallenchungus react pic

 No.76522

>>76521
The Zarty has fallen, where are my heccin TND girl zems?

 No.76523

>>76522
corniest post ive ever read in a while kys

 No.76525

>>76523
>corniest post ive ever read in a while kys
Nureelsclitties, not like this GEEEEEEEEEEG

 No.76532

>>76513
YOU VILL BE COMMUNIST PEDO TRANNY ATHEIST AND YOU VILL VE HAPPY

 No.76534

>>76518
Goognvke

 No.78537

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>>76308
he doesn’t talk like a kid, he talks like a cutesy, idealized version of a kid. also, the stigma surrounding “XD” is mostly a thing on the English side of the Internet.

 No.78538

>>78537
revived the 31 year old Coco racebaiter thread award

 No.78568

>>78537
40 years old award



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