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 No.84962

You need to fix Maya's issues. What would you do?

 No.84975

>>84962
You don't fix a person, you help them by making it clear she can trust others

 No.84978

i'd show her this video
if she didn't change her behavior i'd direct her to https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/suicide-resource-compilation.3/

 No.84983

I would take care of her and give her the love she didn't get much before…

 No.84986

>>84978
>linking to assisted suicide websites
Ok satan

 No.84998

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 No.84999

I will hug her and take her to the park but spank her for being a gooner

 No.85002

I would give her a BBC subscription then she wonders why she has to pay for a telly license

 No.85005

>>85002
Why do jannies let anything to do with nigger cock pass

 No.85015

>>84986
it's a suicide guide, not assisted suicide.
>>84998
what's Jewish about saying depression can be cured by simply choosing not to be depressed? i thought the narrative was that the Jews wanted people to stay depressed so they could sell them fake therapists and pills.
>>85005
because they're newtards who genuinely believe it's part of the sites culture due to history revisionists like >>>/q/5159

 No.85016

>>85005
They have a spade tattoo on their cheeks

 No.85019

>>85015
Sorry I though you was trying get Maya ack

 No.85021

>>84962
Date her as a black man ofc, marry her and produce lots of mutt children, I and Maya will be a trad couple together, she's my trad Aryan white girl

 No.85022

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>>85021
You know what? I think that will work. Two niggers making more niggers

 No.85039

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here's a diagram on how you fix maya

 No.85045

This place is full of gooners, it's over

 No.85054

>>84962
Put her in boot camp

 No.85064

>>85045
mayacels… did we just win?

 No.85069

>>85064
Even doe mayatruecels are never gooners

 No.85077

>>85069
meds
that's mymyneurodivergentcels you're talknig about
they're too busy making up plans to take over the world to goon

 No.86839

>>84998
>encouraging a non-white to kill herself is Jewish behavior

 No.86841

>>86839
Whiter than you, Muhammad.

 No.86848

I'd start with trying to get her some contemporary art. Media that express the emotions of real people who live lives similar to ours, and can touch us and show us that we are not alone in our conditions. This is what Ongezellig was for me.
I'd then try to talk with her regularly, engage with her ideas, introduce her to new ones. Get her thinking. I'd go on hikes or walks with her. Just make sure she has someone she can talk to and that she can grow from those conversations.
After that, you'd have to get her on a diet, regular exercise and secure her future, either by getting her into university (unlikely), finding a job for her (equally unlikely), or securing some other source of wealth. If you do not currently have crippling mental issues, your material conditions should come first, since you cannot alleviate mental problems while facing physical deprivations.
The hard part is really just coming into a position where you can do any of these. I've known a girl who was like Maya, and you really couldn't talk to her.

 No.86853

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>I'd start with trying to get her some contemporary art. Media that express the emotions of real people who live lives similar to ours, and can touch us and show us that we are not alone in our conditions. This is what Ongezellig was for me.
>I'd then try to talk with her regularly, engage with her ideas, introduce her to new ones. Get her thinking. I'd go on hikes or walks with her. Just make sure she has someone she can talk to and that she can grow from those conversations.
>After that, you'd have to get her on a diet, regular exercise and secure her future, either by getting her into university (unlikely), finding a job for her (equally unlikely), or securing some other source of wealth. If you do not currently have crippling mental issues, your material conditions should come first, since you cannot alleviate mental problems while facing physical deprivations.
>The hard part is really just coming into a position where you can do any of these. I've known a girl who was like Maya, and you really couldn't talk to her.

 No.86868

>>86848
Ok coco I get it you want to help your xister

 No.86945

>>86868
ev&doe I'm literally Maya if she was male and eastern european

 No.86947

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>>>86868
>dude, i'm like, literally this girl from this 20 minute dutch cartoon.
>she is literally me.

 No.86948

>>86945
you cant be like maya if you are a male

 No.86954

>>86948
maya is trans though if that matters

 No.86959

>>84962
Take her out. Dinners, anime conventions, arcades, or just walks through nature (whatever still exists in Polderistan). Get her to become more used to socialising and being outside.
Also colonising her Virgin islands with my BWVOC of course

 No.86967

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 No.86970

>>86967
it's true though, maya's voice actor confirmed it.

 No.86979

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>>86970
maya's voice actor doesn't get to decide SHIT. massa does, but he's a nigger so in the end i get to decide after all and i said that xhe's NOT so there's that

 No.86980

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>>86979
that's the same thing i said when i heard about it for the first time.

 No.86982

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>>86980
why are we talking on two (2) different threads though?

 No.86985

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 No.86990

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>>86985
noticing stuff and patterns is 'tistic behaviour now i guess

 No.86991

>>86990
even doe i was trying to say that autism is the reason we're talking on two different threads though of zoiets

 No.87000


 No.87003

>>84962
I would tell her she will never be pretty, and she will always be a fat ugly friendless cunt, giving her bulimia. I will continue the teenage girl demoralization tactics, constantly spamming her phone with hateful messages, playing on her insecurities, telling her to rid the world of her burden and kill herself. If she hasn't already died from her bulima, she would have hung or bled to death.
How is this a solution? She kills herself, so she no longer has to live her oh so miserable life, her sisters and family no longer have to worry about her, albeit they'll be sad, but'll get over it after a while, so everyone's happy, because it's not like shes got any friend to miss her, geg. Permanent solutions to temporary problems, let the suicidal die so their weakness and emotions don't hold down the happy and strong. You can't fight nature, afterall.

 No.87004

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 No.87006

>>87004
Appropriate response

 No.87008

>>87003
kill yourself dyslexic faggot

 No.87014

>>87008
>dyslexic
Marge? How so?
And suicide is for the unhappy burdensome weak, aka, Maya.

 No.87026

>>87014
kill yourself dyslexic faggot

 No.87031

Brap above me

 No.87032

>>87031
kill yourself dyslexic faggot

 No.87034

>>87032
Dementia award

 No.87035

>>87031
Live yourself hyperlexic stragot

 No.87044

>>87034
dyslexic yourself kill faggots

 No.87055

maya are cute

 No.87056

>>87055
maya are goodest

 No.87059


 No.87060

>>87055
>>87056
le wholesome esl trvkes

 No.87066

>>87014
he's just being an obsessed faggot after losing an argument

 No.87071

she's just being an unbothered aryan after winning an argument



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