No.76571
I feel like this needs to be a thread feel free to sage it if if ur leaking and need a higher dosage of cope
Talkie fan here:
Zelig sucks because of many things, or algo:
1. It has a shitty story and basic characters.
2. A 4cuck, pedophilic MLPFag made this; literally, the art style is heavily inspired by MLP.
3. All the characters are boring; the only goodish character is Mymy, for her hate of her own race, but that's it.
4. It's super clear that the Dutch 4cuck who loves MLP and anime made the characters based on his fetishes.
5. The show became big with the 4cucks/pedosoyakers because it was made by a pedo4cuck; every thread here proves my point.
6. The show didn't get picked up for a reason (it was shit).
7. Massa hates you and this show, as he matured and moved on from his pedophilic, edgy ways and immediately ended his 10-year journey after mild success with an Iceberg series.
8. Eight seconds on zeligxitter is brim goonerslop.
9. Maya (kid) is literally seen masturbating to tentacle hentai at the start of the show.
10. Maya literally got horny during her sister's racist larp.
11. Maya/Mymy is based on his racism and lonergoonerchud life, with a mix of yellow fever and "coco" being his type of women.
12. Obsession over a show about three school children is always going to be 70-90% pedophilic in this day and age.
13. You like the character because you either heavily relate or heavily "goon" to them, or both.
14i ran out of idea cuz im not profeshinal critick but add more for me etc etc etc
Your show is shit; your entire fanbase consists of three kinds of people: the ones who "goon" to the three kids and lie about it, or the ones that proudly do it, and 0.001% that don't because they haven't reached puberty or can't because they are post-op trans.
Feel free to debunk my points with cope and seeth, and banning me only proves my point of how sensitive you gooners are when someone calls your fetishs out.
SoyQuote me if you agree.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
No.76573
'gate this sage if you're a pedophile
No.76575
'Gating my own post award
No.76579
You is not tuff lil xro 💔💔💔💔💔
No.76587
Copying this overhere
>ran out of idea cuz im not profeshinal critick but add more for me etc etc etc
Sure.
6. (Cont) The pilot mainly revolved around Maya as she is the main character, but what would've gotten it more attention was if it shed more light onto the details of the world around them and especially if it added more depth to the other characters in the show. Because of this fundamentally flaw, the pilot is more like a short film rather than an actual pilot. Unironically Hazbin Hotel has a better pilot because it not only builds the world around them but gives people a lot of questions to ponder and theorize about about the characters and events (main show is still dogshit doe).
We literally know jack shit about most of the classmates in the pilot aside from their nationality (like how trannies create OCs with more focus on their sexuality or some other SNCA aspect about them).
7. (Cont) This is likely the case but we will never know for sure. I doubt Massa ever imagined he would get a far-right fanbase for his mildly interesting pilot. But from the expanded lore, he definitely matured, not into a leftycvck or what most would have it as.
There could be distain for the show since the show itself is a relfection of his edgy past.
13. (Cont) A lot of shows are like that but for ongezellig it's pretty clear Maya is a stand in for the average femcel (or just loser in general). It's like your average anime isekai protagonist but now you get more screen time of their miserable life and fucked up worldview.
TL:DR: the reason why we like this show is because of the character's relatability and no deeper reason (probably autistic obsession for some of us doe). Mymy is there for the chuds, Maya is there for the losers (niggas who can't get bitches and stack no paper) with Coco being the type of woman every man wants for himself.
No.76593
Gemmy's response that was 90% in agreement, but I'll add more and debunk the 10%:
6. Man had 20 minutes; that's double the time 1000s of other pilots got; Uncle Grandpa, being an example, it's his fault he wanted a slow-burn pilot (dumb thing to do when pilots are fast-paced, pitching, showing everything).
7. First of all, we 1000% know he hates you guys and his show to the point of dropping 10 years of dedication for mild, short-term success; and his sensitivity against "chuddy" fans, and the show was made by a 4cuck; therefore, it will always, even if not intentionally, be for 4cucks.
13. Femcels don't exist culturally in this day and age; if an ugly baboon nigger can get dick, any woman can.
My response to the TL;DR: You being even semi-active on this site is ultra-deep obsession because nothing else besides 3 little girls interests you is pretty weird, and you're right.
Maya is for the pedo gooner incels to goon to.
Mymy is for the peod gooner racists to goon to.
Coco is for the pedos to goon to.
No.76599
>>76593Ever thought about the possibility that the average age here is around 17-20, this whole thread is the classic
>I hate zelling because I come from xitter!Over and over again
No.76606
>>76605>12-20 that's the sharty
>wordswordswordsSorry but you need to go back, no leaking xittercacas here
No.76608
>>76606Most obvious seetharald
I'm sorry if you thought this was bait or even a response consider trying again but only because I let you.
No.76609
>>76605Imagine telling those immature/underage kids, teens and young adults (12-20) that they're pedophiles. Not even understanding what puberty is all about. Those poor boys.
No.76610
>>76609 The entire thread is bait and should be deleted btw no point in replying
No.76617
>itt: falseflaggers larping as nusois baiting nureelcacas in order to increase pph
No.76634
>>76631gem boogu wheel
>wahhhhh no spin us wehhh booguuu No.76659
>calls us pedophiles
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No.76813
zelligxisters can't help but bite every bit of bait that they see