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File: 1704801778642.png (214.69 KB, 2048x1803, 1704577970683.png)

 No.6883[Last 50 Posts]

Post Ongezellig shitposts, memes and anything funny related to ongezellig.

 No.6884

File: 1704801992239.webm (1006.53 KB, 1440x1080, 1703631646943.webm)


 No.6885

File: 1704802181940-0.webm (2.06 MB, 1048x720, MymyVSChiken.webm)

File: 1704802181940-1.webm (3.71 MB, 1920x1080, Mymyhateswhat.webm)

File: 1704802181940-2.webm (749.61 KB, 1920x1080, Ongezellig Disney .webm)

File: 1704802181940-3.webm (3.1 MB, 1920x1080, Ongezellig&Homelander.webm)


 No.6886

File: 1704802304863.png (61.91 KB, 2048x1803, 1704578183672.png)


 No.6887

File: 1704802398777.png (365.32 KB, 977x797, MassaChud.png)


 No.6888

File: 1704802616463.jpeg (6.48 KB, 112x124, Rooting_tooting_cowboy.jpeg)


 No.6889

File: 1704803144258.png (1.04 MB, 1080x1046, 20240102_153534060.png)

"Hey, mom, it's not hecking nazism! Its NEOFOLK, you know, so don't stop me from summoning a Wotan!"

 No.6890

File: 1704803324136-0.webm (461.06 KB, 480x480, WhatMayaisdoing.webm)

File: 1704803324136-1.webm (1.21 MB, 1808x1080, Belgians Aren't A Race.webm)

File: 1704803324136-2.webm (9.41 MB, 1920x816, Dutch Psycho.webm)


 No.6893

File: 1704806780056.png (1.51 MB, 1300x2000, By_ruthenski.png)


 No.6897

>>6893
I KNOW they were killed in a farm raid, I KNOW they were, it just makes sence, how else do 2 healthy 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙎𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝 𝘼𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙛𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙨 die at the same time???

 No.6898

File: 1704816952911.png (825.67 KB, 1280x720, 130 - coco glowie green_ha….png)

>>6897
YOU WILL stop investigating it YOU WILL stop questioning it

 No.7162

File: 1705138571473.png (537.37 KB, 1080x771, Shoppingbour.png)


 No.7181

>>7162
The page title is just:
"Shopping Bourbon sooqa blyat nahkhuy pizdets"

 No.7186

>>7181
>file deleted
what was it???

 No.7189

File: 1705157304015.png (1016.43 KB, 1080x1890, Soundalike_version_of_Coco.png)


 No.7198

>>7186
I accidentally deleted a file, thereat was just the soyjak

 No.7200

>>7189
Kokosnoot

 No.7201

File: 1705161722252.webm (1.99 MB, 1280x720, dontdothat.webm)


 No.7202

File: 1705161830056.png (411.78 KB, 1100x850, 1693184543252.png)

noo

 No.7203


 No.7205

File: 1705165003299.png (65.39 KB, 218x255, 1691692198251.png)


 No.7207

>>7202
I would love to boy that shirt

 No.7319


 No.7320

>>7319
posted it twice award

 No.7325

File: 1705269960714.png (1.23 MB, 2400x2000, 1705269870179.png)

FIRE IN THE HOLE 🔥🕳️

 No.8058

File: 1705788780359.webm (4.63 MB, 852x480, Send Me On My My.webm)


 No.8136

File: 1705902888983.webm (824.76 KB, 852x480, Maya50k.webm)


 No.8138

>>8136
lel, good edit, I geg'd

 No.8139

File: 1705905137043.png (65.91 KB, 420x482, ligtos.png)

>>8136
Only in Drenthe dawggggggg ☠☠☠☠☠☠

 No.8182

>>8136
i would pay 5 million for this if the self insert was me

 No.8212


 No.8226

File: 1706009559972.webm (1.51 MB, 1920x1080, CocoDrive.webm)


 No.8228


 No.8297

File: 1706170462850.png (572.29 KB, 940x592, Mayaryan.png)


 No.8300

>>8297
the jew and the aryan: polar opposites

 No.8437

File: 1706473126875.webm (28.54 MB, 1920x1080, Cocobridgeincident.webm)


 No.8438

File: 1706474076663.jpg (2.22 MB, 4000x2252, 20240128_123319.jpg)

>>7205
Might sound dumb, but I appreciate the tan lines. I'm Japanese and Mymy's skin color only makes sense if you get a heavy fucking tan.

 No.8439

>>8437
holy gem

 No.8452

File: 1706505067428.jpg (199 KB, 630x300, 266 - gun juicebox mymy ne….jpg)

>>8438
cosplay mymy or something

 No.8453

File: 1706505402034.png (586.42 KB, 2014x2164, 1701423701366.png)

>>8452
>crossdress

 No.8454

File: 1706507485654.png (592.8 KB, 745x960, ERxMaya.png)

>>7202
Perfect match

 No.8472

File: 1706528689950.gif (709.45 KB, 200x200, 1704657783776.gif)

>>8438
Do a male version of mymy cosplay NOW!!!

 No.8473

File: 1706531547068.webm (104.75 KB, 638x480, MymyBBCHQ.webm)


 No.8474

>>8473
You should grab a shotgun, and blast your head open like mcnutt did, except everyone will forget about your worthless ass after a week, because even your parents don't truly love you.

 No.8475

>>8474
Very keyed

 No.8476

>>7202
Art is good but Maya wouldn't do that.

 No.8477

>>8476
Maya would do that tho.

 No.8480

>>8472
Lemme just grow out my soy beard for maximum effect.

 No.8481

File: 1706554856490.gif (3.5 MB, 1000x1400, 3B8EE3D4-0DD1-4E5F-BCF4-AB….gif)

>>8472
certified chadhon

 No.8532

File: 1706610899024.png (763.95 KB, 1080x603, mymymaxxing.png)

Mymymaxxing

 No.8535

>>8532
ongezellig if it was even better

 No.8616

File: 1706696188526.png (437.33 KB, 708x600, Mymymaxxing_Vera.png)


 No.8787

File: 1707127637104.gif (1.15 MB, 458x684, 20240205_130424.gif)


 No.9058

File: 1707393938496.webm (536.35 KB, 530x576, highya.webm)

<hoi maya wat are you doi-

 No.9062

File: 1707396077794.jpeg (230.24 KB, 799x1300, IMG_4642.jpeg)

‘toss

 No.9086

File: 1707408621451.jpeg (251.07 KB, 1478x1600, IMG_4651.jpeg)

autism gem

 No.9087

>>9086
sad, but rald nevertheless

 No.9088

File: 1707409062965.gif (2.64 MB, 200x200, 164 - color gif happy maya….gif)

>>9086
Lel get reked Cocomom

 No.9089

>>9088
evilcord woke up

 No.9116

File: 1707425488266.png (471.55 KB, 1008x646, Total Boer Supremacy .png)

>>9086
BILLIONS MUST TAKE REVENGE

 No.9131

File: 1707444728481.png (263.1 KB, 1478x1600, ClipboardImage.png)

>>9086
posting the original

 No.9137

File: 1707461162842.png (7.59 KB, 300x150, 1707437430522.png)


 No.9158

File: 1707485881154-0.gif (683.61 KB, 1080x1080, Mayabetteroffalone.gif)

File: 1707485881154-1.gif (703.04 KB, 1080x1080, Mayabetteroffalone2.gif)

File: 1707485881154-2.gif (717.67 KB, 1080x1080, MayaConfused.gif)


 No.10096

File: 1708115334143.webm (1005.46 KB, 1440x1080, Immabouttozellig.webm)

Imma bout to zellig

 No.10099


 No.10507

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 No.10508

File: 1708369806292.gif (2.31 MB, 508x604, 60805 - SoyBooru.gif)

>>10507
>giantess vore fetish shit

 No.10509

File: 1708369962011.jpg (601.41 KB, 3000x4000, 1589184232687.jpg)

>>10508
need mymy to do this to me

 No.10510

File: 1708370375151.gif (774.35 KB, 726x711, 1699479617838-0.gif)

>need mymy to do this to me

 No.10511

>>10510
i am not trans or in love with nigger however

 No.10512

>>10510
Xhe doesn't love nigger doe, he loves Mymy
(But I do more btw)

 No.11115

File: 1708777107055.webm (2.68 MB, 1920x1080, CocoSponge.webm)


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 No.11273

File: 1708868680230.jpeg (59.59 KB, 708x1069, IMG_4788.jpeg)


 No.11352

>>11273
maya speaks i listen

 No.11389

File: 1708997226622.jpeg (66.9 KB, 1050x1079, IMG_4811.jpeg)


 No.11391

>>11273
If maya wills it

 No.11403

>>7202
Why do zaryans often portray Mymy as a shooter, when in real life most shooters are pretty much a male analog of maya; depressed, bullied, and an outcast. Mymy is none of these things. Maya is all of these things

 No.11405

>>11403
Trvke

 No.11409

>>11403
maybe cause mymy said she would do it and has a gun on her retard

 No.11410

File: 1709013335557.png (37.21 KB, 1014x570, ClipboardImage.png)

>>11409
>gun evendoe nerf

 No.11411

File: 1709013618016.gif (605.94 KB, 250x250, 1692537037998.gif)

>>11410
>nerf guns are NOT guns even though it has gun in the name
>guns may ONLY fire metal bullets or else they are NOT guns even though they are guns

 No.11413

>>11403
maybe because she literally said she would commit a schoolacaust!?!?!?

 No.11451

File: 1709068054302.webm (6.35 MB, 1000x1400, 1700286677665.webm)


 No.11460

>>11411
nerf BLASTERS thougerinos

 No.11907

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 No.11908

>>11907
noa???

 No.11909

>>11907
mymy xisters, our response?

 No.11911

>>11908
No, he has a different username

 No.12040

File: 1709568072027.webm (1.24 MB, 1920x1080, OngezelligQTE.webm)


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 No.12060

>>8226
Kekked

 No.12061

>>12040
kekmerald

 No.12265

File: 1709772748656-0.png (598.97 KB, 1920x1080, rdr.png)

File: 1709772748656-1.png (977.24 KB, 1920x1080, rdr3.png)

File: 1709772748656-2.png (1.06 MB, 1920x1080, rdr2.png)

File: 1709772748656-3.png (658.75 KB, 1920x1080, rdr1.png)


 No.12266

File: 1709772813815.png (581.28 KB, 1920x1080, rdr4.png)


 No.12293

File: 1709797405977-0.png (883.06 KB, 1920x1080, rdrzelligstuff_000.png)

File: 1709797405977-1.png (989.42 KB, 1920x1080, rdrzelligstuff_001.png)

File: 1709797405977-2.png (850.17 KB, 1920x1080, rdrzelligstuff_005.png)

File: 1709797405977-3.png (582.28 KB, 1920x1080, rdrzelligstuff_004.png)


 No.12294

File: 1709797538329-0.png (887.91 KB, 1920x1080, rdrzelligstuff_002.png)

File: 1709797538329-1.png (694.12 KB, 1920x1080, rdrzelligstuff_003.png)

File: 1709797538329-2.png (806.9 KB, 1920x1080, rdrzelligstuff2_003.png)

File: 1709797538329-3.png (839.53 KB, 1920x1080, rdrzelligstuff2_002.png)


 No.12295

File: 1709797620905-0.png (865.24 KB, 1920x1080, rdrzelligstuff2_000.png)

File: 1709797620905-1.png (529.31 KB, 1920x1080, rdrzelligstuff3_000.png)


 No.12296

alright these are autistic enough that I'm into it

 No.12299

File: 1709814217953.png (1.61 MB, 1906x1080, Vanilla_is_it_even_color_l….png)

>>12294
Version speacially for R_TERRa

 No.12307

Yay
Coco 😍

 No.12308

>>12293
can i use these as yt thumbnails

 No.12314

>>12308
Yea sure

 No.12420

File: 1709933515939.png (33.52 KB, 608x230, 1709932231044.png)

Omori stuff

 No.12457

File: 1709987455657.webm (26.39 MB, 1920x1080, Ongezellig-fan-search-his….webm)


 No.12458

File: 1709994259951.png (Spoiler Image, 2.26 MB, 1713x1590, 1709989776968.png)

Swarthyzellig

 No.12459

>>12458
built for BWC

 No.12462

File: 1709998538799.png (5.11 MB, 1440x1800, ClipboardImage.png)

>>12457
>i smell n word
>tomboy porn

 No.12467

>>12457

bro who even said that

"little girl school shooter porn"

 No.12479

>>12467
This was the browser history of Nikolas Cruz, the Marjory Stoneman Douglass High School Shooter

 No.12482

File: 1710028812582.png (2.68 MB, 3392x2472, mymy hanging a tranny.png)

zem

 No.12483

File: 1710029679958.png (522.65 KB, 2500x2500, ClipboardImage.png)

Marge

 No.12936

File: 1710235795542.png (1.36 MB, 1920x1080, She's 16.png)


 No.12946

>>12479
marge i thought it was latinx zoomer aka that nick fuentes fan

 No.12948


 No.13032

File: 1710281830005.png (525.65 KB, 1080x1264, rdrstuffilikeit.png)


 No.13048

File: 1710287920902.webm (86.17 KB, 480x528, mimi.webm)

ai coal i made

 No.13095

>>13032
Squidward whyyyyy

 No.13105

File: 1710356967834.png (951.04 KB, 974x706, 1710356369341.png)


 No.13144

File: 1710399141025.gif (1.96 MB, 600x338, Mymys.gif)


 No.13148

File: 1710401441858.webm (507.42 KB, 1156x1080, fnf pedo nigger.webm)


 No.13567

File: 1710789886668.jpg (144.95 KB, 1003x988, dff98d489896d4416cd59567ae….jpg)

Can someone draw this but the minion is Mymy and Maya is lying down in the goon cave

 No.13591

File: 1710803701188.jpeg (121.78 KB, 1024x1024, IMG_7315.jpeg)


 No.13633

File: 1710836687618.jpg (28.27 KB, 402x250, 5292346-fdecdaf6b8d42626c7….jpg)

Exploitable Mimi

 No.13634

File: 1710836912703.webm (14.8 MB, 1920x1080, 1710735645959.webm)

I should have posted this in this thread actually.

 No.13635

>>13634
gemmy

 No.13683

File: 1710880007818.png (395.42 KB, 1378x1378, fishe.png)

>>13634
embedded fishe at 0:38

 No.13872

File: 1710985750333.jpeg (301.02 KB, 1745x1598, IMG_4991.jpeg)


 No.14438

File: 1711475800984-0.png (Spoiler Image, 128.13 KB, 724x636, IMG_5029.png)

File: 1711475800984-1.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 520.23 KB, 907x1303, IMG_4187.jpeg)

File: 1711475800984-2.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 662.09 KB, 901x1360, IMG_4189.jpeg)


 No.14439

>>14438
censored 'p on the log

 No.14440

>Mymy is built for BWC
>Coco is built for BBC
>Maya is built for B?C

 No.14441

>>14440
maya is built for rape and lifelong trauma

 No.14443

>>14441
>How about I'll show you 3dities?

 No.14444

>>14440
hugs and comforting

 No.14445

File: 1711480839375.gif (2.31 MB, 500x500, animation.gif)


 No.14447

>>14445
holy gemerald
Did you animate this yourself and did you make the model

 No.14453

>>14445
No nose knows

 No.14458

File: 1711483804425.gif (13.82 KB, 180x255, yuck.gif)

>>14441
what's wrong with people on this fucking site

 No.14460

File: 1711484150863.png (51.9 KB, 366x483, GJfWedUW4AA4h8P.png)


 No.14466

File: 1711490482353.png (906.7 KB, 1080x1165, Coco's_room.png)

There will be an old computer cuz Coco is slightly retard but who cares

 No.14467

>>14466
GVMVRVLD

 No.14480

>>12458
i fucking hate this so much

 No.14481

File: 1711497002618.png (9.49 MB, 1362x1823, IHATETHIS.png)

>>14438
i want foenkie to be slowly beheaded

 No.14483

File: 1711497898012-0.gif (6.81 MB, 1440x1440, MymyCuteDance.gif)

File: 1711497898012-1.png (426.26 KB, 501x999, MymyDress2.png)

File: 1711497898012-2.png (640.87 KB, 819x921, MymyExpressionTest3.png)

File: 1711497898012-3.png (616.55 KB, 765x937, MymyExpressionTest4.png)

>>14447
I commissioned this model. The animation you were replying to was actually made as a quick test by the modeler, tho I do plan to use this model for more animations of my own eventually. If I can pool together enough funds I'd like to comm models for Maya and Coco as well, but we'll see.

 No.14484

File: 1711497954745.png (643.49 KB, 841x855, MymyExpressionTest6.png)

>>14483
Brainless :(

 No.14487

File: 1711498187579.gif (50.37 KB, 254x255, 1708107806957.gif)

>>14483
HOLY GEM… GEMERALD, EVEN…

 No.14488

>>14483
the only good 3d model of mymy i've seen

 No.14493

>>14445
>>14483
>>14484
she. is. so. attractive.

 No.14510

File: 1711505489885-0.gif (31.67 KB, 255x219, 1700696137291.gif)

File: 1711505489885-1.gif (871.55 KB, 255x255, 1699957222859.gif)

>>14483
ADD LINEART TO THE NOSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.14511

File: 1711506107976.jpg (61.11 KB, 900x898, Nosee.JPG)

>>14510
It's there, just kinda hard to see from certain angles. Might experiment with using a 2d card to have it visible at all times or smth.

 No.14513

>>14483
Where could I chip in

 No.14515

>>14511
zem. so much fucking zem.

 No.14516

>>14513
On the off chance you're being serious, if I got help from the community to commission the rest of them, I would be more than willing to release all the models here for you guys.

Perhaps I could look into starting a small crowd fund type thing, and then once the goal is met, I could comm them and release them so that the community would finally have access to some high quality Ongezellig 3d models for art and shitposts. Idk what do you guys think..?

 No.14517

>>14516
You should do this, but idk what is the best way to donate

 No.14518

>>14516
Yeah I'm seriously down, my PayPal's ready

 No.14519

>>14517
>>14518
Aw, well I really appreciate it, you are surprisingly not the first people that have let me know they'd consider donating some funds towards this.

I'm not sure what the best site would be for something like this, as I've never tried to get anything crowd funded before. Definitely not Petje.af lol.

 No.14520

>>14519
I think if I were to set this up, I'd have the main goals be to fund a model of Maya and Coco, and then as a secondary goal (which I highly doubt would ever be met) could be a 3d model of Vera.

 No.14522

>>14520
I WILL shill this and we WILL see the whole episode in 3D in our lifetime

 No.14523

>>14522
My general plan was to try and re-animate at least a few scenes in 3d. I already have some 3d environments modeled out as well, which I posted a while ago in some of the smaller zellig 'cord servers. If I see more people are interested when I check back here in the morning, I will probably see if I can start some sort of crowd fund thing and post it here.

 No.14528

>>14523
ZOOT FUND THIS

 No.14539

File: 1711519104621.png (208.29 KB, 775x849, ClipboardImage.png)

>>14523
While it would be gemmy to get 3d models of the girls (and I do like the Mymy one already), Zaryans should be responsible with their money and should know fullwell where their money is going towards. Assuming we aren't being grifted, I hope you'll be as transparent as possible for where it's all going, how much would it be necessary to give, who is the artist you're commissioning it to and giving updates on the progress of it, so on and so forth. This is an anon we'd be giving free money to, so some level of skepticism is warranted.

 No.14545

File: 1711520807089.png (266.5 KB, 595x813, modelwip.png)

>>14539
Your caution is well-warranted, and I’ll make an effort to be as transparent as possible if people are considering helping me fund this. These models are being commissioned from the artist “ImaginationClash”. You can find their work on CGTrader. They’re fantastic at translating 2d designs to 3d, and also really great at rigging, which is why I decided to work with them.

In regards to cost, to be brutally honest, commissioning both Maya and Coco would probably run me somewhere around 700 dollars (fully rigged 3d models are hella expensive). I could probably pay 300-ish myself, but for the rest I’m not sure. Obviously it's a shit ton of money, hence why I'm a little reluctant to ask if people can donate.

If I was able to comm them tho, updates would be very quick. This Mymy model was finished in only 3 days surprisingly.

 No.14546

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>>14445
Gem but minor critique if you can, can you tell the artist to add the blackroots in her hair if you haven't already

 No.14547

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 No.14579

>>11403
they’re both shooters, the difference is that mymy would shoot people in a high school, while maya would murder kids in an elementary school, pre-school, or daycare

 No.15085

File: 1711828372227.png (1019.65 KB, 1215x2160, 50kwaswastedonthis.png)

>How much? For a Dutch anime?

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File: 1711845576278.webm (3.77 MB, 1920x1080, Fake Jays.webm)


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 No.15210

File: 1711884346795.webm (5.62 MB, 720x720, My wife.webm)


 No.15211

File: 1711884615887.jpg (64.62 KB, 987x973, IMG_20240327_164453_165.jpg)

>>15085
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck… Fuuuuuuck! FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK

KYS YOU DEGENERATE UNDERMAN JUST HANG OWNSELF PLEASE IN THE NAME OF ZOOT

 No.15299

>>15210
god this is so coal it could be considered brimstone

 No.15302


 No.15303

File: 1711917568081.png (353.81 KB, 1074x800, IMG_5129.png)

‘toss from 2021

 No.15314

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 No.15325

This thread is the best thing to happen ever holy shit

 No.15345

>>15314
do you think the median age of the zarty is 20?

 No.15346

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>>15345
these are the demographics one month ago

 No.15347

>>15346
purple shouldnt even be an option

 No.15349

>>15347
Creator of the demographics survey here.
You’re right, absolutely no one was going to pick purple. I anticipated that. A 30+ year old here would be very unbelievably.
I just had to fill in the gaps, from 0-100, same reason I didn’t start from 12.

 No.15357

>>15346
i really do sympathize with the red zaryans. I understand using the cuck at that age but to make your way over here, a splinter site of a splinter site. God bless them.
>>15349
thank you for your work

 No.15358

can a kind zaryan please quote the thread with the demographics survey i would like to see the results

 No.15364

File: 1711945513018.png (1.23 MB, 1920x1080, Soyzellig.png)

Ongezellig if it was peak

 No.15366

File: 1711948801486.png (96.5 KB, 585x522, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.15368

>>15364
Pure 100% gem from the Democratic Republic of Congo

 No.15371

>>15299
Meds this is pure zem

 No.15391


 No.15419

File: 1711979439543.jpg (11.57 KB, 248x255, grrr.jpg)

>>15364
>>15366
SOYTAN IS BRIMSTONE COOMERSLOP. BURN.

 No.15423

>>15419
you will bleed to death nusoi

 No.15454

>>15391
thanks

 No.15522


 No.15629

File: 1712069785883.webm (461.06 KB, 480x480, 1704803324136-0.webm)

>The Homeless Crackhead in Times Square when he looks up at 1310 16 September 2023

 No.15630

File: 1712069829378.webm (741.66 KB, 1280x548, The Homeless Crackhead in….webm)

>>15629
I uploaded wrong one lmao

 No.15632

>>15629
My God Coco is so cute

 No.15660

>>15347
gussywussy is well into his thirties and massa himself is turning, or has already turned, thirty this year. i wouldn’t be surprised if there was a purple zaryan among us.

 No.16530

File: 1712631571299.jpeg (300.48 KB, 1816x1458, IMG_5228.jpeg)


 No.16532

>>16530

Is this supposed to be Gilbert

 No.16537

>>15630
He is litteraly me

 No.16621

>>15660
among us

 No.16622

>>16621
cacaGODs…….

 No.16630

>>12458
Why are their boobs so big

 No.16705

>>12458
This is worser than antimatter, im crying right now from such vantablack antimatter brimstone, this is capable of killing the zarty soo i prefer to be careful with this antimatter, it may even end the whole world if not destroyed carefully!!! please hide this or properly destroy this before this too late for world

 No.19570

File: 1713918834694.jpeg (161.75 KB, 750x514, IMG_5333.jpeg)

GussyWussy: a master of the English language and a linguistic genius.

 No.19577

File: 1713930308074-0.jpeg (221.16 KB, 1222x1053, IMG_5335.jpeg)

File: 1713930308074-1.jpeg (399.74 KB, 1248x1066, IMG_5336.jpeg)

>>19570
GussyWussy vs. Zoot

 No.19579

>>15085
kill yourself

 No.19582

>>19577
Zoot… you've got some explaining to do…

 No.19583

File: 1713936483421-0.png (151.14 KB, 770x525, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1713936483421-1.png (183.85 KB, 770x525, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.19603

>>19582
I am only larping as an individual who has knowledge in the arts of english philology. I have been exposed. My apologies. 😞

 No.20418

File: 1714422315689.webm (8.8 MB, 720x1280, pingus (1).webm)

New 'tok slop

 No.20447

>>20418
GEM methinks

 No.20448

>>20418
gem hethinks

 No.20482

File: 1714506305845.webm (5.2 MB, 1920x1080, 0430.webm)

mymy balliet!?!?!?!

 No.20705

File: 1714730043936.gif (5.66 MB, 640x640, Earn Ongezellig.gif)


 No.20706

>>20705
it must have some alternative meaning, right?

 No.20722

File: 1714742272452.png (101.47 KB, 720x394, Screenshot_20240503-081718….png)


 No.20723

>>20722
It's hilarious if you think how many false positives this must produce with kids googling "where do I get CP", "how do I buy CP?"

 No.22828

File: 1716026030422-0.gif (1.63 MB, 640x844, CocoOnCob.gif)

File: 1716026030422-1.gif (721 KB, 416x640, GIF_20240518_125256_219.gif)


 No.23858

File: 1716146843099.png (834.92 KB, 900x889, Dad working at the FBI.png)


 No.23880

File: 1716152909923.png (15.85 KB, 190x200, unknown-26.png)

>>23858
This site is starting to get too big, it's just about over

 No.23882

>>23880
meds its still the same

 No.27734

>>14545
Release the model it's very gemmy

 No.27736

File: 1718549314732.webm (20.48 MB, 1080x1920, VID_20240616_153504.webm)

It's also on the 'tube

 No.27737

>>27736
shiny epilepsy-inducing diamond

 No.27741

>>27736
next time someone says zarty has no culture send them this

 No.27742

>>27736
My OC is in here so gemmy

 No.27808

>>27736
my 8 year old son who just recently transitioned to a beautiful trans qveen got photosensitive epileptic seizure from watching this gem of an edit

 No.27810

>>27736
accurate depiction of what goes on in my head

 No.27917

File: 1718632712400.png (592.24 KB, 1879x1592, tubezem.png)

Made a 'lig variant

 No.27926

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 No.27927


 No.27937

>>27926
the west is saved o algo

 No.27940

>>27926
if only….

 No.28239

>>20418 isn't pingas the avatarfag that griefed mymy in ppf

 No.28354

File: 1718912938819.png (2.14 MB, 1080x1920, IMG_5501.png)


 No.28355

File: 1718914035290.jpeg (43.89 KB, 495x619, poppyyy.jpeg)

>>28354
shortstacks are NOT kinderporno chief

 No.28360

File: 1718915273053.gif (829.54 KB, 253x253, 3dgifmaker97025.gif)


 No.28362

File: 1718915476189.gif (182.72 KB, 250x250, ulkhkkl98o8.gif)


 No.28380

File: 1718923024986.webm (15.32 MB, 1280x720, A-_Zellig-Tragedy-_1_ (1)….webm)

Posting here since Zoot put a curse on me.

Tried going into a different direction than usual.

 No.28400

>>28380
gemmy

 No.28403

File: 1718951881813.webm (5.4 MB, 1280x720, german.webm)

New 'tok slop

 No.28410

>>28403
why German doe

 No.28422

>>28410
the subhuman thought it was dutch

 No.28428

>>28422
xhe knew
>german.webm

 No.28433

>>28428
wait trve… so why is it German?

 No.28434

File: 1718994064465-0.png (304.87 KB, 2510x1934, TMV.png)

File: 1718994064465-1.png (1.38 MB, 2701x2669, gorehate.png)

File: 1718994064465-2.png (70.05 KB, 2510x2921, Mayacel 2.0.png)

Also here's some of the jaks from the video

 No.28435

File: 1718994206414-0.png (712.73 KB, 1038x1219, Trollmother.png)

File: 1718994206414-1.png (31.18 KB, 1310x812, OxyMaya.png)

File: 1718994206414-2.png (50.76 KB, 584x1000, mfw.png)


 No.28437

>>28380
But the full show would be like optimistic and have an unrealistic happy ending, I would definitely see that if I could.

 No.28442

>>28437
Definetely, the only realistic ending wouldn't be a happy one, but one where Maya either dies alone or is forced in a daily constant routine consisting of the most basic necessities and whatever entertainment she has.

 No.28443

>>28442
never watched NHK award

 No.28444

>>28443
>never watched NHK award

A literal miracle comes knocking on his door, that's like, very unrealistic by the way

 No.28471

File: 1719036023353.png (41.27 KB, 1048x306, as.png)

>>19577
I have visited the website and this text took my attention

 No.28476

>>19577
Believing these results is an IQ test in itself.

 No.28568

File: 1719065093227.webm (9.55 MB, 1080x1920, VID_20240622_160023.webm)

I fucking :hateheart: webm

 No.28569

>>28568
I am not ashamed

 No.28602


 No.28617

File: 1719102655797.png (Spoiler Image, 670.78 KB, 716x862, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.28620

File: 1719107079961.webm (31.47 MB, 1080x1920, VID_20240623_032801 (1).webm)

What did Massa mean by this?

Also avoid looking at the belgianstone above

>Post discarded, suck off Zoot to post

 No.28633

>>28620
Yup, another zaryan classic!

 No.28685

File: 1719169015736.png (17.44 KB, 722x162, ClipboardImage.png)

gem

 No.28686

>>6885
why has no one commented on how gem these are

 No.28687

>>28685
if this is real dutch this is sentence is so fucking funny

 No.28688

File: 1719169494603.png (15.46 KB, 671x271, ClipboardImage.png)

>>28620
marge

 No.28689

File: 1719169612240.png (46.65 KB, 775x849, ClipboardImage(21).png)

>>28688
nigga didn't realize the video used inspect element

 No.28690

>>28687
och jaa mymy ist canonically gebuilt voor das beewicey of ziets

 No.28691

>>28687
och="and" in swedish
jaa="yes" in most germanic languages
ist=German for is (other forms exist)
canonically=English
gebuilt=German/Dutch-English scramble word
voor=dutch for "before"
das=one of the 3 german "the"
beebeenzee= bee is english for the insect and zee is dutch for sea
of=english
ziets=surname

 No.28692

>>28688
Obvious federal derailment and psyop, DNI

 No.28693

>>28691
failed analysis award, "of ziets" means "or something" in dutch or something and och jaa is just oh yeah

 No.28696

>>28693
ofzo, of zoiets and of iets all mean or something in dutch or something so how do you know when to use which

 No.28697

>>28693
failed sure, but I wasn't wrong. The point i tried to make was that it was just a big scramble of words from different languages

 No.28710

File: 1719175769990.jpg (58.57 KB, 323x459, mуmу.jpg)


 No.28712

File: 1719176506071.png (28.38 KB, 92x134, муму.png)


 No.28714

File: 1719176847284-0.png (8.62 KB, 43x64, mymy64.png)

File: 1719176847284-1.png (4.53 KB, 21x32, mymy32.png)

File: 1719176847284-2.png (3.33 KB, 11x16, mymy16.png)

File: 1719176847284-3.png (3.07 KB, 10x10, mymy10.png)


 No.28717

File: 1719177669000.png (264 B, 10x10, mymy264bit.png)

>>28714
MORE COMPRESSED MYMY

 No.28724

File: 1719178290752.jpg (373 B, 1x1, 1pixelmymy.jpg)


 No.29277

File: 1719340202526.webm (2.65 MB, 720x720, Do You Like Stroopwafels ….webm)

sparkling gemerald on the zarty 'log

 No.29282

>>29277
I actually love this video so much, maybe it's because it's simplistic or whatever

 No.29283

>>29282
ancient club penguin kinography and it fits mymy perfectly too = shiny gemerald

 No.29284

>>29283
I :transheart: the old Internet of zoiets

 No.29300

>>29277
I love this video so much its so cute

 No.29471

File: 1719446065428.webm (11.39 MB, 1080x1920, VID_20240627_14743.webm)

Well well well

 No.29472

>>29471
>Evendoe xhe isn't a joo (as far as I know she is polish or something)

 No.29473

>>29472
>Polish
>Not a Jew

You can choose one, and only one.

 No.29474

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 No.29487

File: 1719456442210.gif (897.88 KB, 280x200, typing-stressed.gif)




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