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 No.33941

Which seat are you taking?
It's a 24 Hour flight, choose wisely.

 No.33943

If one I imagine Vera screaming at baby Mymy to shut up while I'm in the middle and getting my ear torn which may be a little gemmy

 No.33944

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Seat 3, strangle R_Terra to death, ask Coco to marry me or something.

 No.33945

WHYY CANT I SIT WITH MAYA

 No.33946

i’ll take seat 4, i imagine it’ll make for an interesting experience

 No.33947

2 would be hell

 No.33948

>>33947
depends
it’s a plane, so wouldn’t you only have to deal with the people in your row?

 No.33951

>>33947
pedo corner

 No.33954

where are agugu's parents, why is she sitting alone? is vera her babysitter? if so why is she sitting 1 seat away from her? this is so strange

 No.33958

2 is the worst pick, imagine Foenkie rambling on about Ongezellig porn whilst agugu is screaming and crying 2 seats away from you making stupid cooing and giggling noises and Lisa trying to get away from Gussy right in front of you

 No.33959

Ill take 2. I’d kill foenkie and take his seat so i could sit next to my beloved mymy

 No.33960

why is a baby sitting alone in a 24-hour flight

 No.33961

>>33960
it's vera abuse, not only she needs to deal with mymy, but a baby version of her that cries for 24 hours straight. i would sit on 1 just to comfort vera because it's too much for her to handle

 No.33963

seat 6. Those guys will be quiet and I will be able to sleep

 No.33964

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>>33944
>R_Terra, Coco is mine! Leave my Aryan princess alone!
<NOOOOOOOO! You can't just make me do this! Homogeneous white couples it's RAYCIST and BAD
It'll probably look like this. At least I imagine so.

 No.33965

What? Zoot is certified coal burner? Why is he sitting near black gorilla niknok?

 No.33973

>>33964
Diamond

 No.33974


 No.33976

Seat 8, I'd kill the coal poster and have Maya sleep on my shoulder. Furthermore, the right side of the the plane is somewhat peaceful compared to the left.

 No.33980

5 duh

 No.33981

5, because I will convince Zoot that he needs to kill nigger (Cleo) on the left

 No.33989

>>33941
1 so I can make my move on the hag

 No.33998


 No.33999

gussy looks like a copy of shitoko btw

 No.34000

Coco wins.

 No.34001

7

 No.34002

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 No.34015

>>33948
I still have to hear gussy hitting on lisa behind me and if I say anything about it the egyptian next to me is going to sperg out

 No.34020


 No.34022

8, but just because it's in the corner. put on my earbuds, cover my eyes, don't speak a word with anyone, don't even look at them. and sleep for the duration of the flight. you've never met a stone cold TRUEcel like me.

 No.34026

>>33941
7 for the spitroasting of a lifetime

 No.34029

>>34026
freaky ass nigga

 No.34031

>>33976
I would kill luzeru then kill maya

 No.34155

I’m going in seat 1 so I can entertain Agugu and make sure she doesn’t cry. This is just a row across from Coco, who will see how good with kids I am, and accept my marriage proposal once the plane lands.

 No.34177

2 so I can protect mymy from that pedonigger

 No.34187

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>>34155
Terra you forgot to namefag yourself
<picrel space
Also impress Coco with stories about TND to convince her that the farm incident couldn't happen (again) and she won't lost close people (again ×2)

 No.34188

i transheart being goyimcattle and not questioning anything said by my Jewish masters

 No.34197

1 because
vera
and also because i made agugu mymy so she is my daughter or something

 No.34207

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2 so I can kill Foenkie and take his spot so I can talk with Mymy

 No.34211

>>34187
why are you gay

 No.34287

5, only cuz of studio massa

 No.34341

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>>33941
And I’m the Muslim hiJAKer that will crrrash the plane onto this site’s servers.

ALLU PINGBAR! - PINGAS MAN!

 No.34343

>>34341
And scrrratch and grrrounder will be joining me!

Jinako can’t join me because I found out she was never rrreal…why have my heart brrroken like this, yet it was a good wake up call for me.

 No.34345

>>34343
PINGAS WOMAN!

 No.34512


 No.34527

>>34512
Yes - TRANNY MAN!

 No.34530

>>34341
PINGAS GEM



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