/zellig/ - Ongezellig

>>26978
Stay a truecel pQtriot

"long distance relationship" you mean they met on the internet or what?

Bro, you're her emotional dump, please leave this fucking foid to the streets, and respect yourself

>>26982
tsmt

"it's over" is a delusional lie. it implies that you ever had a chance, only someone blinded by reddit tier optimism can utter such words.
the really BRVTAL truth is that it never began and that you didnt miss out anything because you were never meant for those things in the first place.

>>27080
Aren't you supposed to be detoxing from internet, demoralbbcmayafag?

>>27081
what does this schizo babble even mean

>>27080
The Eastern European doomer central started its operations apparently

Inside of Mount Saint Helens is the entrance to Agartha, the location where Mymy lives. If you are able to get rid of the lava which was artificially placed there by the feds, you would be able to enter Agartha, the land of TND. In Agartha, you will meet many individuals which were once assumed dead such as Adolf Hitler and Heinrich Himmler. The National Socialists were the ones who discovered the entrance to Agartha and millions of them escaped through Mount Saint Helens. In 1947, the US government found out about this and artificially placed lava in the mountain to prevent more of them from escaping. Thankfully it was too late and enough National Socialists escaped to establish the Agarthan Third Reich, one day, they will return to the Outer Earth. Mymy is located just next to Adolf Hitler and they are close friends. If you manage to get to Agartha, you can then marry Mymy and have 14 Aryan children and 88 Aryan grandchildren with her however, you must first prove your Aryan vril to her. Ways to increase vril are drinking milk, taking cold showers and watching/rewatching Ongezellig. If you watch Ongezellig 14 times everyday for 88 days in a row, you will gain a nearly unlimited amount of vril which will guarantee that Mymy will marry you.

>>27342
gem