/zellig/ - Ongezellig

if you live in Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Republica srpska, Czech Republic and so on, YOUR flag is based on the Dutch flag. Dutch people should be proud of this fact, considering over the past years there have been objectivly better flag desings in each contry with the pan slavic coloured flag (yellow white black is better obv) and its a mirracle those remain as the slavic colours, so to pay soledarity with us SlavGODS in the 'zellig community and show obvious cultural and historic ties (even petersuburg was intented as the russian version of amsterdam with canals and shit) i am asking Massa to make one of the background characters a confirmed slav, for me Koos would be the best choise since he has a buzzcut and wears addidas, altho this would be extremely stereotipical and he looks a bit retarded, you cant convince me that this mf wasnt intended as the slavic character. You can claim any nation, (exept cUckraine), you have to admit he looks slavic. This was meant to be, and the evidence is too good to be false. So, fellow 3 slavs here, do you agree, or should i take my meds?

>>1996
Koos should have a big brother named "Küzz" fighting off in the great Ukraine war and come back in all of his gigachad slavic glory

>>1996
He looks polish/retraded/LGBTQ. I don't like that guy.

There was this other dude, Goot. He reminds me of Niko from GTA IV a bit. I say we take him instead.

As the third resident slav of the board, Koos looks fucking retarded
maybe if he stopped drolling

>>2005
Goot is very clearly a greaser stereotype tho

>>2034
I know, but I just don't want bloody Koos.

>>2047
TSMT

>>2047
Goot is Soot
I will NOT elaborate further

>>2052
Goot SMOKES
And he got that SOOT on him

>>1995
Koos is very clearly the "KUUUURWAAAAAAA" meme and therefore 100% pureblood polish

Upd: I think catu would fit more as a slav actually, not only she doesn't look retarded/polish, but she is a blonde attractive woman like most slavic women are (fact btw). Also would be a little more accurate since in all savic count tries there are more women than men (I also made her drink batica 7 on the /co/ thread, and nobody seemed to have a problem with it, so even /co/fags agree)

>>2217
* countries
Autocorrect fucking me up as always

>>2217
>like most slavic women are
I wish i was in these "most" countries

>all savic count tries there are more women than men
Never thought about it. source?!?!?!

>drinks baltica* in school
They allow this shit in Russia?

>>2234
I just thought it would be funny she was drinking baltica 7, you have to be 18 to drink alcoholic beverages in Russia.
Picture here, regions painted red have more women than men. Green about the same.

>>2278
That's not all slavic countries, that's just the ex-soviet states. I see that the Balkans, Poland and Chzekoslovakia are pretty mid.

>>2285
I know, but slavic countries are still in yellow and orange teritory, the only green and blue areas are in croatia and slovenia.

>>2293
and western bulgaria

>>2031
serbogroids are turkish, not slavic
>>2054
Surely he was meant to be based on some obscure /pol/spic 4tran meme picture from 2016 and not a typical Dutch 90s techno fan. Google "Dutch rave culture" you sub 80 IQ ape.
>>1995
>>1996
Your inferiority complex is almost impressive.
BTW, Maya isn't a SEAmonkey, skin colors of the characters are indicators of personality more so than a physical characteristic. Vera is fucking purple for God's sake.

>>6471
look at this mulato nigger, who responded to some 2 month old comments from gigaslavchads.

RusGODS won, Poles too

>>28306
>2 most Aryan super soldier kings are from the Germanic north
Step down slavbois Germanics taking the lead

>>28309
the point is the fact there are slavs in zellig doe, and both Koos and Wiel who were proposed by zaryans on this thread are indeed slavic. Massa secretly listens to chuds confirmed??

>>28306
Ilse is Turkish

>>28373
He got that chink gotee and eyes doe

>I think we all know the fact that all main characters in 'zellig are from countries related to netherlands historicaly (no shit sherlock)
>>Maya is from indonesia wich used to be a dutch colony, Mymy calls her belgian wich was also dutch
>>Mymy is from japan, because netherlands was the only western country japan decided to trade with when japan was in isolation
>>Coco is from south Africa wich also used to be dutch for a while, also entirety of aficans is based on dutch language.
>So here is the thing, we dont know the nationalities of background characters, wich brings me to my talking point:
THERE NEEDS TO BE A SLAVIC CHARACTER IN ONGEZELLIG
>And i MEAN needs.
>If you know anything about Peter the great (the first empreror of my homeland) Is that aside from draining swamps, building a big ass navy, killing Swedes and Turks is that he REALY liked the country of Netherlands, so much so the russian flag is based on the dutch flag (real fact btw, i am not being ironic in this antire rant a single time) so considering that pan slavic colours are based on the the biggest slavic nations flag,