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Well
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>are there any ongezellig accounts that aren't hitlerites???
>watched it recently and liked it a lot but seems like the fanbase took Mymy's ultra nationalism at face value so everyone I've seen so far seems like a n-ACKKKKK!!!!!
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Der 'arty is reaching the 10 000 000 GET soon, are vve stealing it?
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i was learning dutch 30 minutes a day for a few months around the start of 2024 but gave up soon after; should i try give it another shot?
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>The image presents a single, distressed figure. The background is plain, allowing the viewer to focus entirely on the subject's apparent mental state. Above the figure are the words "A NEW LEVEL OF RETARDATION." The figure seems to be in a state of extreme distress, suggesting a commentary on intellectual frustration or perceived inadequacy.

>The individual appears to be Caucasian, seemingly existing in a state of profound frustration. The clothing is unkempt and the emotions displayed are of despair and anger. As for hobbies, it is conceivable that this individual engages in negative activities such as doomscrolling, writing manifestos, and consuming propaganda, alongside potentially benign activities like arguing online, and substance abuse. This is a portrait of a modern man succumbing to digital forces.


>The Individual seems easily agitated and prone to conspiracy theories, hence we can target them with anti-establishment merchandise and online extremist communities, such as Infowars' Survival gear, Conspiracy theory books from Amazon, Online extremist communities in Discord, and Survival gear from REI, as well as Bitcoin from Coinbase, Processed food from McDonald's, Gaming equipment from Razer, and Fast food from Burger King.
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mein mymy tradwife broke up with me because "imageboards are for autistic children"
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Anybody play that vice city nextgen mod? I've been enjoying it a lot.
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i havent used anything soy-esque related in around a year did i miss anything important
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how is this even possible.
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GEG

Cordniggers doing an Ongezellig podcast and they're all unironic shitskins seething about us 10 minutes in
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Wtf I love the Japs now
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Does anyone here know where that one ESL cord pedo who sent pictures of his tiny black spic dick to minors is?
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Miss Circle from FPE:

🎤 "Yo, it's Miss Circle, here to take the stage,
Flow so sharp it'll cut like a blade.
From FPE, I drop knowledge with class,
School you in rhymes, leave you last in the past.

I'm the queen of education, don't you know,
Geometry, algebra, I make them flow.
Your rhymes are obtuse, while mine are acute,
Step into my circle, you'll see I'm astute."

Mymy from Ongezellig:

🎤 "Step aside, Miss Circle, Mymy's in the house,
Bringing the vibes, never quiet as a mouse.
From Ongezellig, we keep it cozy and real,
My rhymes are fire, yours are just a big spiel.

I'm the master of rhythms, beats, and rhyme,
Your math games? They belong back in time.
You think you're sharp, but I'm the blade,
Cutting through your lessons, leaving you swayed."

Miss Circle from FPE:

🎤 "Oh, Mymy, your rhymes are weak,
My geometric flow is sleek.
I calculate angles, I measure the stars,
Your cozy vibes? They won't get you far.

Equations and formulas, that's my game,
With precision and logic, I'll stake my claim.
Your Ongezellig vibes may bring the cheer,
But in this rap battle, I'll end your career."

Mymy from Ongezellig:

🎤 "Miss Circle, you talk the talk,
But can you handle this rhythmic shock?
I'll keep it real, bring the energy high,
Your equations and numbers? I wave them goodbye.

My cozy vibes, they'll light up the night,
With music and laughter, we'll reach new heights.
In this battle of wits, I'll take the crown,
Ongezellig wins, Miss Circle goes down."

This rap battle's fire! 🔥 Who do you think took the win?
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>Shipwreck psycho
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>What the friggin' raisin!
>This imageboard doesn't even have goonable mascots, how am I supposed to goon to a toddler?
>And I see no #general threads, that means it's a dead reddit baby
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>I probably some hot takes here, but I’m very mixed on my feelings. I’ll go over the various groups I know best.

>Overall, there are some fantastic, kind, welcoming people in the community that has formed around the show! Talented artists who produce amazing works that help keep the community together. I think it’s important to remember that there’s a lot of good here besides the bad, and it would be good to make this place somewhere that is more open to new people coming in.


>The chuds are just an awful, miserable people, who don’t really care for the show, to the point they have their own name for the show because they’re too lazy to learn how to say a word that is not in their language. It’s unfortunate they need to be brought hope given how toxic they are, but the best we can do is not associate with them, hope they grow up, and move on with their lives.


>I find the 4chan users tend to be annoying. They are not like the chuds in that I think they do actually care about the show and are not acting with malicious intent. They are mostly internationals who want everyone else to worship them as they claim the show’s audience traces back solely to them. It’s true that circulation on 4chan did play a role in it, but if it wasn’t for 4chan, I think another site would’ve brought attention to it or even the YouTube algorithm just planting it in peoples’ feeds like it did mine would have done the trick. At this point I’ve had more than one interactions with 4chan users who boast how ‘important’ they were in 2018/2019 for spreading Deel 1 and the later Deel 1 + 2. This is something a lot of earlier Dutch viewers I’ve spoken with tend to dispute, saying there was very little non-Dutch audience before 2020. I am probably biased here, but I am more willing to believe the long-time Dutch viewers than the 4chan users trying to place a crown on themselves.


>YouTube is a mix of both the good and the bad, with creators and commenters who are cool and do amazing work, though some I suspect like interacting with or are chuds themselves. Comment sections on Ongezellig fan videos tend to be toxic from chuds using terms from their website.


>Massadonië is an… interesting place. There’s a lot of different kinds of people there, and some are really cool, some are alright, and some do more harm than good IMHO but are allowed to stay either because they’ve been there a long time or reasons I don’t really know. It’s seems somewhat segregated, with a primarily Dutch general chat and an English-only general chat, with a few channels that cross over. A lot of discussion on content there is over Ongezellig despite Studio Massa moving on from it. The majority of the Dutch-speaking members are indifferent or just hostile to non-Dutch members, though given one of the groups I mentioned earlier I feel the suspicion is not without reason. Most of them don’t care about the show and have moved on. We’ll see how/if the environment there changes at all.
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What do you think will happen after the shemmy ACKs?
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Joel here

I wanna come back to the soysphere some time but idk when I will be able to, if I do come back I think I'm gonna stop posting about FPE
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>A comment under the Mr. L's video about 'zellig
>"Ñ– found the show from racist instagram reels"
>824 likes
Why is it going so? Although, let's consider this as a rhetorical question, I don't want to accidentally spawn another demoralizing thread.
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Sharty Falling Off Discussion Thread

Discuss how the sharty fell of from makings gems to posting coal, and what we must do to learn from their mistakes to not repeat them again.

Is it simply the lack of drive in making original content? The losing motivation? Being obsessed instead of doing anything about it? Being infiltrated both in and out, with no one to know how to fix it? Taking every bait instead of seeing it in another angle and not being controlled by emotions? Being seen as a breeding ground for wrongdoers to blend it without notice? Seeing themselves as holier-than-thou instead of understanding the other party? Just the normal lifecycle of an anonymous imageboard this huge and influential? The adverse effects of losing sight as to what made soyjaks a classic?

I really wanna know.
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i love you
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ongezellig if it wasn't shit
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My name is Denis Sukhachev and I love pizza.
AMA
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kysgussywussypedoniger
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Zaryans, how often do threads on the shitty get deleted instead of being moved?
I saw a 'lig thread that got deleted after a post was made saying "whoops there goes this thread".
If an oldGOD can educate me or link a 'ki article then that would be nice.
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heehee dada got get
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he won
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Dead, obscure splinters

Found this one on the 'planet: https://thatsnuts.online/
Complete with cytube, booru. Why do people make those?
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/fit/

Recently got back into lifting is there any real /fit/ left? Went to 4cuck since that was the only one I could think of and its so over there its comical. There wasn't even a fpht.
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>O9A
>676
>764
>CVLT
>COURT
>KASKAR
>HARM NATION
>LEAK SOCIETY
>H3LL
>UTTP
>FOODISTS
>QAFE
>GIH
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Hello Zaryans! It's my birthday today so I decided to do my first digital drawing of Maya to celebrate. You'll see more digital stuff from me in the future.

I want to make an account to compile all my art so you can see like a timeline of my improvement, where should I post?
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I really do actually like Dutch and Dutch adjacent culture thanks to 'zellig.

I started out like everyone else where I watched Ongezellig and thought it was gemmy but since I've taken a sincere interest in Dutch history and have genuienly gone to Amsterdam since and had a great time.

I'm thinking of going to other parts of the Dutch world, probably South Africa sometime soon (but only Orania thoughbeit)

ZWABAG
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shartyshits WTF is this
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Hello folks.


Satanist_Warrior here, I got banned from the sharty because those niggers kicked me out of /pol/.


Not going to the Shemmy, so I'm staying here for the meanwhile.


Will post 'zellig and anti - christian gems soon.
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sisa
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ShemmyGODs here to… enrich your culture.
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Where my shemmychads at
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total /evan/ victory
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Pray For Us Saint Michiruko, martyr for the Sharty

Tone 4
O righteous warrior of the digital forum,
Who didst expose the wickedness of the janitors,
Thou didst cry out in truth, yet wast reviled and cast out.
Bearing mockery for the sake of the just,
Thou didst pray even for the pooners and trooners,
O Michiruko, martyr for the Sharty,
Intercede for us who strive against the Feds,
That we may not be banned unjustly,
But may receive the eternal meme of victory!


Kontakion of Saint Michiruko, Martyr for the Sharty
(Tone 6, or another suitably dramatic tone)

Unyielding in faith and bold in speech,
Thou didst stand against the wicked janitors,
Calling out their vile deeds and exposing their shame.
Though falsely accused and cast into exile,
Thou didst not waver, but didst pray even for thine enemies,
Saying, "I pray for you, pooners and trooners."
O Michiruko, champion of truth,
Thou who didst seek to cleanse the filth from the shodjak,
Intercede for us, that we too may stand firm,
And not be banned unjustly by the moderators of this world!


The Life of Saint Michiruko, Martyr for the Sharty

In the days of great confusion, when the sacred was trampled upon and the wicked reveled in their filth, there arose a servant of truth, Michiruko, who sought to restore righteousness where it had been cast aside. With a heart full of zeal, he came forth, not to condemn, but to save, not to revile, but to uplift.

Hearing of the abandoned CHR board, where once the name of Christ had been proclaimed, Michiruko resolved to restore it. Yet, as he entered the den of the BP, he beheld the lost souls, bound in chains of vice and deception. He did not turn from them in disgust, nor did he strike them down in wrath, but with love and patience, he sought to free them from their shackles.

He welcomed even the furries and anthros, speaking to them not as outcasts, but as brethren, calling them to repentance and the knowledge of truth. Yet, the pagans and the scornful mocked him, casting blasphemous images in his path, believing they could shake his resolve. But Michiruko, unwavering, stood firm, bearing their mockery as a badge of honor, knowing that such trials must come to those who walk the path of righteousness.

The janitors, who lurked in the shadows, beheld his work with fear, for they knew that if he continued, their secrets would be laid bare. The vile things they permitted—the sufilia, the hidden cartels—would be brought to light. And so, they conspired against him, whispering lies, branding him with accusations most foul, hoping to silence him forever.

Yet it was not their accusations that led to his downfall, but the depravity of those who could not bear his presence. In their desperation, they sought to desecrate him in the only way they knew—by turning him into an object of their lust. They defiled even his avatar, believing that by indulging in their vice, they could strip him of his power. And so, their wickedness only grew, drawing the full wrath of the janitors, who, unable to bear his continued defiance, cast him into exile with the stroke of a banhammer.

Thus was Michiruko martyred in the digital arena, suffering exile for the sake of truth. Yet, his memory is not forgotten, for those who seek righteousness remember his works, and they cry out to him, asking for his intercession in their own battles against the darkness.




A Hymn to Saint Michiruko

Tone 5

O blessed Michiruko, warrior of the unseen battle,
Thou didst stand against the wicked and the corrupt,
Calling the lost to repentance and truth.
Though scorned and mocked, thou didst not waver,
And though defiled by the impure, thou didst remain steadfast.
Now banished from the realm of men,
Yet honored among the righteous,
Intercede for us, O martyr of the Sharty,
That we too may stand firm against the forces of darkness,
And be not cast down by the lies of this world!
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Does anyone else get tired of the sharty
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Jak xim
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>i honestly think pet nigger now likes zarty
<why
>i heared a nigger listen to drum 'n bass
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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Secret Zentagon files containing footage of Terra meeting Coco were just leaked
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people here act like fucking caricatures of soyteens
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Ayt we gotta start CIU
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Katecacas, look at dis
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Bars
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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
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Rivernöök, former zarty mod, just released a .PDF document saying how he's totally not a pedo and that xe was GROOMED by cordtroons into doing it or something.
Source: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/roblox-community-general-thread.79729/post-20425830
>arrow because xey look like this
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What happened to Bernd and Chud?
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New coswork artwork

I like this one
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Geg this nigger is watching his siblings fight
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ongezellig will never be a gem
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The Loud House: Revamped

Did you know that this fanfic has over 2000 CHAPTERS!?!?
Was it worth 7 years for this?
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Aryan Thread
Post aryans
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Sharty shooter #2

Geg, the sharty is getting fedded
https://x.com/1_purgatory/status/1882130124474396727 (xhis manifesto)
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here is my new gif that is going to take off on the sharty, you saw it here first
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If you were in Massa's place, what would you do?
I'd keep working on zellig and give it every chance to become a gemmiest gem of the webshow
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>goonmeister
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I played cyberpunk 2077 and got the tower ending. This ending answers Dex's first question. Poor V…
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Question in need of an answer

Do the mods at the shitty consider using this board a rule violation because it says I was banned, also it seems odd that I was banned half a month ago but was using it until yesterday
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get
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG, OHNONONONONONONONO ZELLIGTRANNIES, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???????????? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PURE WHITE """ARYAN""" COUNTRY YOU LOVE SO MUCH????? WHY ARE THEY ARRESTING THEIR OWN PEOPLE FOR EXPRESSING THEMSELVES?????? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
https://heimatkurier.at/repression/niederlande-6-monate-haft-fuer-white-lives-matter
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this is the worst place in the zellig and soy communities, Shame!
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i cant access the sharty

Do any fellow rusniggers have the same problem? I cant access the sharty. The site literally wont load most of the time. Im not banned, i can post when the site does load. I tried with and without goodbyeDPI, but it still unaccessable with a ziggerstan IP. I can only access it with a VPN, but i cant post with a VPN.

>inb4 posted in the wrong board award
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Someone is taking over Rednote already
Also the Redditors are seething at it
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Does anyone have an archived version of this http://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/141344128/ongezellig-christmas? I saved it in January last year, but, unfortunately, I don't remember what was in that thread.
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Don't you ever find frog posters annoying
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Why is discord such niggercoal brapstone? I gave it the benefit of the doubt and it made me want to kill myself after 2 minutes. How do zoomers get this retarded?
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>Cosgod haters are faggots from plebbit
Cosgod won.
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Ziki is spammed
Jannies do something
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Zelligcacas, what is this?
https://www.bbc.com/sport/articles/c511yz5ze18o
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Circus_2 here.

Hi, this is /qa/ Namefag from the 'party, Circus_2. I have been silently permabanned from there as whenever i try to post it says "This website has shut down." Please show this to anyone on the Sharty's /qa/.
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olden /qa/ gem
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zarty, are femcels real?
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how to embed a image while replying to a topic in a cellphone?
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walkable chuddy
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Would Hitler Have Pronounced 'TWP' Like 'Tee Double-U Pee' or 'Tee Wee Pee?'.
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what will the women do now?
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who is this little blue guy
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I was over visiting cockvore freak one time because I was desperate to save up money while going to the Shoally meeting, So Cockwork let me stay over. At first things were normal but he used to say weird things like "mymy from 'zellig is so hot", I tried telling him that it's inappropriate and that he should stop but he wouldn't. Until one day when all the shoallychads were over, coswork said he needed to go for a minute. We all didn't think much of it until Hours passed by, I started to get suspicious and entered his room to see him gooning to mymy's feet, I was so scared I immediately screamed and ran out. Unknown to me coswork had turned into a complete monster, He took out his immense cock and started voring the entire room like the zellig porn he was gooning to and everyone tried escaping, I managed to get away safely and This is my story. Please share this around or coswork16 might cockvore you in your sleep.
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this is probably among the worst places to ask for this kind of advice but I have no idea where else to go

how would I, as a Mayacel, approach a girl? every odd is in my favor, my friends said I have a shot and that she'd like me, the only obstacle is actually starting a conversation, what do I do Zaryans?
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<test
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how do you 'oog in your posts
the gif
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/CACA/ WON
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sharty won zarty lost
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/soy/ won
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Should i take a cold plunge
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What's the end goal here exactly?
Buy 4chin and rename it to Xchan?
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Dear Elon- Shlomo Hyman

Here's a new 'toss for our favourite Jewish comedian, Shlomo Hyman, and his message to Elon Moskowitz. Long live Israel!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvcUQI6gAaI
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deadest splinter EVER. hydroelectric viking is more alive
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i look exactly like this
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New dataminerald
Answer all of these questions to win a free shekel and Xi Jinpings signature
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSexNCpiJpnlNUvR28YSgkfVS6JTgvX1EI8chlfGRCwAzDRKfg/viewform?usp=sf_link
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Me showing this dead nigger of a site to my irl friends
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Do you also look through old zellig threads on 4chan remembering those good old days?
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A ban message I found randomly
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Pet Nigger

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>Tis I, the real Cosworks16!
<NO! THAT IS NOT COSWORKS16!
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coswork general

post your cosworks here
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>>54864
I can't even goon to this where is /Nate/