In a dark dorm room, somewhere in Holland…
>WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ISNT ANYONE WATCHING MY DUTCH ANIME?! I JUST DID MY BEST JOB ON THIS SLICE OF LIFE-ESQUE CARTOON!!!!!!*alt-tab Discord*
>SHILLS!<YES MASTER!!!
>GET TO WORK!!! START SHILLING MY ANIME ON ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARDS WHERE YOU CANT GET CAUGHT!!! I NEED THOSE STUPID PATREON BUCKS BECAUSE IM A SELFISH FUCKBRAIN PISSBABY!!!<AS YOU COMMAND MASTER!!!!
>OH AND DONT FORGET TO SLANDER ANYONE WHO CALLS YOU OUT AS A DISCROD LOSER EVEN THOUGH I HAVE MY OWN DISCORD SERVER. NOW GO EARN YOUR FIFTY CENTS!!!!Years later…
>WHAT?! AFTER YEARS Of NONSTOP SHILLING I HAVENT GOTTEN A SINGLE GODDAMN PHONE CALL FROM A MAJOR NETWORK?! NOOOOOO!!!<SIR! That guy who thinks he is Genghis khan is calling again!
>WELL AT LEAST I MANAGED TO SHILL ENOUGH TO MAKE MY SHOW POPULAR WITH SOME BASEMENT DWELLING AUTIST FROM TENNESSEE!!!! I CANT WAIT TO PUMP OUT MORE ANIME TO ENTERTAIN HIS DISCORD FRIENDS<Is he even from Tennessee? I heard his real name was Ed-
>SHUT THE FUCK UP SHILL!!!! I NEED THIS GUY'S FUCKING BITCOIN MONEY SO DONT SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD MAKE HIM MAD!!!>THEY ARENT FALLING FOR THE SHILLING?!>SHILLS!!!<YES MASTER!?
>QUICK MAKE "BASED" ONGEZELLIG MEMES SO WE CAN TARGET THE RIGHT WING DEMOGRAPHIC AS WELL!!!<YES MASTER!!!
>OH AND MAKE SURE TO USE YOUR JANNY POWERS TO DELETE ANYONE WHO CALLS OUT OUR SHILL OPS!!!<OF COURSE MASTER!!!