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R: 10 / I: 2

Do you think Joyce ter Stege (Mymy's VA) knows about all the gems made with "her" AI voice?

If she doesn't, which is likely, do we want her to know?
R: 7 / I: 3

What would you do?

What would you do if you see maya smoking a blunt?
R: 1 / I: 0
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG IS THIS REALLY WHAT ZELLIGGERS DO ALL DAY??? hahahahahhahahahhahhahahhahahah

nuzelligcacas cant compete
R: 12 / I: 3
new toss
R: 0 / I: 0

New Year

Hello, fellow zaryans!

I would first like to wish you all a happy new year! I hope that God grants you everything that you may need in the upcoming months.

Secondly, I would wish to share my satisfaction with the zarty. Even if the site could still see some improvements, I am happy that i have managed to provide a good enoug place for zelligposters to hang around and share their thoughts and ideas. I hope that in the next year, we will be able to grow as a community and see some more outstanding gemeralds!

Altough I did not give you any preasents for christmas or new year's eve, I still have OC that I will love to share with you when I am done with them.

TL;DR Thanks for using the zarty, keep making gemmy OC and God bless you!
R: 2 / I: 0

watch out

you might want to make sure GET-6444s a gemmy one
R: 3 / I: 0
Hello Foenkie

-from lardonthejartex
R: 0 / I: 0
>10k views on 1M day
🤯
R: 3 / I: 1
999,825 views
R: 5 / I: 1
oh my fauci it might hit 1 mil by the end of the year
R: 15 / I: 7

'p models (you can't make this up)

Zaryans? Our response?
R: 2 / I: 0

/YWNBAP/

You will never be a real pirate. You have no treasure map, no peg peg leg. You have no doubloons. You are a crowing man twisted by tavern tales and folk fables into a crude mockery of of seas perfection. All the respect you get is two faced and half-hearted. Behind your back landlubbers mock you. Your crewmen are ashamed and disgusted of you. Your mateys laugh at your sophisticated appearance on lower decks. Merchants are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds better than Caribbean spices. Even privateers who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a merchant. Your standardized royal ship yard bow structure is a dead giveaway, and even if you get a rum smuggler to deck with you he'll turn sails and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your perfumed powdered wig. You will never be feared. You wrench out a fake grimace every morning looking in the framed mirror from France while drinking salon tea from fine China, and tell yourself it's going to be fine. But deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like the Kraken's tentacle, ready to drag you to the Davy Jone's Locker. Eventually, it'll be too much to bear. You'll buy a plank, put it overboard, slowly goose step across it and plunge into the cold abyss. Your bo'sun and first lieutenant will find you missing from your lodge at four bells, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to serve under you, and the unbearable shame and disappointment that follows suit. They'll send a short letter to the royal admiralty with your letter of marquee attached, and every royal navy cadet for the rest of eternity will know a king's man had served on that ship. Your body will be eaten by Poseidon's creatures and go back to the sand, and all that will remain of your legacy is is a short footnote of your portrait hanging in the back hall of the admiralty. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
R: 4 / I: 0
<You took me out of the Netherlands to live here?
R: 3 / I: 1
GEEEEEEEEG
R: 5 / I: 0
Do you believe sorcery/witches still exists?
R: 3 / I: 2
Happy christmas zaryans!
or christmas eve if ur american or something
R: 9 / I: 3
Merry Christmas everyone!
R: 3 / I: 0

Gemming up the 'ru

Hello,
I have seen that the zellig 'ru is still missing a lot of gems. There is a thread on /qa/ which includes a lot of zellig gems (and a bunch of coal, which we can filter out) which we can try to upload on the ru and make it better.

Here is the thread:
https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/218227.html#218245

Here is the link:
https://mega.nz/folder/saV3wBTI#Jdc4pFznS6krSBcM27D8kQ

I will try to upload on the 'ru when i can.
R: 2 / I: 0
Spin.
R: 6 / I: 0
WHY ARE YOU DRAWFAGS NOT POSTING YOUR ART ON THE SHARTY /qa/? I CAN'T SEE IT ON THE LOG OR THE DRAW THREAD
R: 6 / I: 4
I love the Zarty!
R: 4 / I: 1
You niggers, don't antagonize the sharty, stop trying to feed the dramaqueen shit about falseflag offsiters N°200 on some 'cord server unrelated to us.
Also tf is up with the recent PPH drop and rise on NAZ?
>
R: 4 / I: 3
I apologies for the inconvenience. For some reason, the php files got corrupted. I tried to reinstall and it looks like it workded! Although a lot of images are missing…
Still, I have downloaded the folder before doing the reinstalation, so eventually me with the help of my mods/jannies can put upt a downloadable archcive!

BTW I recommend for you to follow this channel (if you have telegram), in case something similar happens.
https://t.me/soyzelligpartynews
R: 5 / I: 2
<'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
R: 7 / I: 2
<It's time to kick belgium ass and chew stroopwafels, and I'm all outta stroopwafels…
R: 8 / I: 1
Do you think a second season of ongezellig would kill 'zellig or revitalise it
R: 3 / I: 0
kankerneger vs überaryan
who would win?
R: 3 / I: 1

ZVO

Mymy's immediate reaction to Maya's service in the Armed Forces of Ukraine
R: 11 / I: 9
><<It's time to kick belgium ass and chew stroopwafels, and I'm all outta stroopwafels…
R: 0 / I: 0
lol
R: 1 / I: 0
How tall do you guys think coco is?
R: 1 / I: 1
Classic coco hours

>No parents

>Unwanted advice
>Computer illiteracy
>Coaly board games

Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when mayARYANS wake up
R: 6 / I: 1

i love maya

yep… issa low effort 'lig post
R: 11 / I: 0
Anybody else promoting 'zellig irl?
I've already put up like 30 of these across my city, geg
>Or however the unpaid advertising was done
R: 48 / I: 6

THE PHARAOH WILL BE STREAMING

ON 17.12.2023 OUR QUEEN WILL BE STREAMING LE HECKIN SONIC Ö

Mark your calenders, raiders. We will be pillaging this gooner's stream and ensure another zaryan victory!
R: 10 / I: 5

Optics

Stop saying dumb shit. Saying shit like "we migrated to the zarty" or "zarty's down, refugee thread" makes us look like offsiters. Zellig activity on /qa/ has already noticeably dropped to the point where people think we up and died. Why was the coco birthday colab drawing posted on fucking /co/ before /qa/. IT'S NOT EVEN ON /qa/! This site has been a PR disaster on our part.
/qa/ gets more traffic than the zarty and threads getting slid isn't an argument when /qa/ is as slow as it is, POST ON THERE
R: 5 / I: 0
today is coco's birthday!!!!
R: 29 / I: 15
>sharty faildox of a pedophilic smut "artist" lead to him drawing poopson and soon he will draw zellig
I place full blame of the current events on the jews, and partially on foodists
R: 5 / I: 3
I think 'zellig has some inconsistencies regarding some of the interactions between the xisters and specifically Coco's characterization. I know the pilot was released over a large period of time so that might explain some changes due to evolving visions or whatever the fuck but I think when the show returns, we may see some differences in personality / dynamics.
<REDDIT SPACE
The first time I watched 'zellig I was under the impression that Mymy and Coco had just been adopted recently, because the dialogue and their interactions with Maya seemed to imply as much. The xisters have been together since they were very young, but if that were the case, why is Coco asking "What does ADD stand for?" and "Can it be cured?" Why is Mymy asking "Where do you sit during break?" and "Who are your friends?" These are questions that realistically they should know the answer to by now, considering that they lived together for years. It should have come up in conversation at least once before.
<REDDIT SPACE
I also think Coco's personality specifically is a little confusing. This isn't necessarily a criticism, but I don't get it. She's the type to be very knowledgeable in landscape painters from 1920, but she also can't spell properly in her text messages? (Maybe that's just her being bad with technology THOUGH) She possesses the social awareness to try not to hurt Maya's pride and to recognize when Mymy is saying something that may hurt Maya's feelings, but at the same time she's oblivious to pretty much everything else, like the barricade in front of Maya's door, or why showing le octopode in class is a bad idea.
<REDDIT SPACE
>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
R: 2 / I: 1
Zelligxisters, our response??????
R: 7 / I: 3

roblox r/place

theres a roblox r/place called Color Place. this game is fairly unpopular with like 30 players BUT the canvas is pretty small and you can place a pixel every FIVE SECONDS.
do we 'lig it up?
R: 48 / I: 15

How do we get soywiki back on page 1?

Not the best news but the search suggestions are our saving grace
R: 4 / I: 0
ANTIZELLIGTROONS ARE MAKING THIS PEDOPHILE DRAW ZELLIG PORN
DOXX KILL AND RAPE NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NILaGR3sACc
R: 3 / I: 2
>rather no friends than no parents
R: 20 / I: 12
>Maya is satanist
Marge, what did Massa mean by this? Is Ongezellig a satanic anti-christ show now?
R: 1 / I: 0
She’s a witch ,I can feel it
R: 1 / I: 0
is using tuxler worth it to bypass sharty permabans
R: 0 / I: 0
bye
R: 12 / I: 0
>I remember life before the war… there was so much I took for granted…
R: 6 / I: 4

just hacked a 'blox account and group

join: https://www.roblox.com/groups/13975436/the-Jenna-invaders#!/about
R: 6 / I: 3

msunday

career ending gem coming
R: 1 / I: 0
WE ARE NVMBER ONE! HEY!
R: 0 / I: 0
i love maya
R: 3 / I: 0
Planning on using this song for our first ever Soyzellig Music Video. Any ideas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHotXbGZiFY
R: 7 / I: 0
new toss
R: 5 / I: 1
Classic Foenkie moment
R: 1 / I: 1
https://youtu.be/OK9F8IVb4Iw?si=AZRnIjTFA_iMLYg0
OMG, XER VOICE (Mymy's) IS SO ATTRACTIVE!!!!
R: 4 / I: 0
>The right man in the wrong place, can make all the difference in the world
R: 12 / I: 5
https://boards.4channel.org/co/thread/139806775#p139817019
4/co/troons noticed us
SHILL the ib by telling them to look it up on the soyjak wiki or by cryptic messages like "S()y is the essence of Zellig. Dot dolly doll, we are having a Party, and you are invited" beware of 4cuck jannies they will ban you for /qa/ culture
R: 4 / I: 2
who did this?
R: 0 / I: 0
>doesn't even stick around after deleting the first wave of spam
dock his pay
R: 1 / I: 1
hello this is my first time posting here or something
R: 1 / I: 1
it works again?
R: 5 / I: 2
How was ur day today? did you do anything?
R: 7 / I: 4
New 'lig lore dropped
R: 3 / I: 1
>Be indonesian
>Watch Ongezellig due to sharty shills
>Instantly hooked by the series
>Reminded my country being colonized by both and the references
>Doesn't feel anything wrong

I wish there's personality swap within Coco and Mymy
R: 14 / I: 4

music is a drug

>i LOVE blasting music through my headphones all day every day!
>music makes me not worry about a single little thing!
>it stops the negative thoughts and the voices in my head
R: 9 / I: 4
<Nothing personal Maya, I'm just somewhat exalted for the most important day of the year!
>mymy, its novemb-
<CHRISTMAS EVENING!!!
R: 2 / I: 0
GEEEEEEEEEG
R: 8 / I: 6
>Vera might actually be a slav
Verabros… is this the Slavic representation we could've asked for?
R: 18 / I: 8
which one of you GENIUSES figured the best place to advertise the zarty would be the fucking 'cuck. I would have been hard pressed to find a worse audience to shill to. Who's the culprit, I WANT NAMES!
R: 15 / I: 6
Maya is made for _____
R: 1 / I: 1
oh no no no zelligsisters, whats this
R: 1 / I: 0
heh heh test
R: 10 / I: 2
How would Mymy interact with other European nationalists?
R: 1 / I: 1
Please continue goofing up the thread. It's looking quite gemmy already.
R: 98 / I: 47

OPERATION "THANKSGIVING"

Listen up, Maggots!
The /co/omers and Associal are planing to make a thread on 23rd. Associal is really retarded and has "prohibited" other /co/omers from making/posting on zellig threads. For this lets give 'em a "welcome back hug" to celabrate their return

Our mission is simple:
When the thread drops, we raid it and derail it to oblivion.

BONUS OBJECTIVE:
We finish the second canvas and posted it there as a "welcome back gift".

Lets give them hell, zaryans.
R: 0 / I: 0
nigger
R: 8 / I: 6
not a single person on this website posted ‘lig before 2022.
R: 3 / I: 1
>Hallo allemaal, it's me Massa.
>I haven't really used image boards for a while so I might be a little rusty in terms of how things go.
>But I heard about this place from a few users and Foenkie on Discord and you guys seem cool enough. So I figured I'll do a QnA with you lot before I go back to working on my projects.
>And if you need proof it's really me, here's a sketch I did of Maya grabbing a rope and making a troon go ACK!
R: 9 / I: 8
New Dutch lore
Issa Zellig W, now Studio Massa can finally start work on Deel 7 the way he made the first Deels 🙏🙏🙏
https://youtu.be/NQJrYhqzeyo?feature=shared
R: 36 / I: 7
I got an hour, what all do you want me to post?
R: 1 / I: 1
<I can't believe robert mugabe murdered coco's parents guys this is so sad ????? ??? Wanna join ??? my free??gift card??? giveaway??? Click ⤵ the subscribe button?? ,turn? the notifications on ??? and finally leave a nice comment ??down below⬇⬇ , now without further adue ??? lets get on?? with the video▶▶
R: 1 / I: 0

/calm/ Zellig zone

Do you want to see God? Do you want to relax a little? Do you want a little bit about the meaning of life? Come here to /calm/ with her and listen to the lovely singing, which was like a new paradise for special people, including all of us.
R: 3 / I: 1
Biggest thonkerald from the /co/ thread just dropped
R: 2 / I: 0
Requesting Coco and Maya brojaks
R: 15 / I: 4
We have Zarty slangs now? Please tell me more of them
R: 1 / I: 0
schattig maar
dit is niet
mymy
mymy is
smal.
R: 26 / I: 5
I call it "Ongezexecution"
R: 2 / I: 0
Is Coco married? She has a hyphenated last name on the wiki
R: 16 / I: 4

'LIG DOX LIST

ENTER OLD'RU AT YOUR OWN RISK
OLD'RU REFERS TO ONGEZELLIG.BOORU.ORG ==ENTER OLD'RU AT YOUR OWN RISK==

Owner of Hellpwnage on old'ru (POSTING 'ORN)
Owner of SmexyMachamp on old'ru (POSTING 'ORN)
GussyWussy on Massadonië (PEDO)
Foenkie on Massadonië (AFFILIATED WITH GUSSY)
Owner of SoSheolH on old'ru (POSTING 'ORN)
Owner of ongezellig on old'ru (POSTING 'ORN)

old'ru targets don't have a lot of osint available so go after the Massadonië ones
R: 4 / I: 1
She betrayed us!
R: 14 / I: 5

Let's make a zellig thread on /co/

apperently, some people get pissed off, because they don't want zellig threads before thanks giving.
Let's make a colony.
R: 0 / I: 0
GET
R: 1 / I: 1
>ongyzengy
R: 2 / I: 0
soycvcks cant watch shows with girls in it cause it triggers their gender dysphoria
R: 6 / I: 3
the 200000th get on /qa/ is coming, you WILL make it a zellig win
R: 12 / I: 4
Who has the zellig CSS? Is it lost?
R: 1 / I: 0
/qa/ is alive zelligbros…
Its a party…