R: 1 / I: 0
Its been a long while since I've been on here. What do you guys think of the huge zellig influx on Instagram reels? Most of them lead to trooncords thoughever
Its been a long while since I've been on here. What do you guys think of the huge zellig influx on Instagram reels? Most of them lead to trooncords thoughever
R: 11 / I: 0
Is the raid still allowed here? Anyway, lets rape these gooners with chuddy stuff
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/146729867
Is the raid still allowed here? Anyway, lets rape these gooners with chuddy stuff
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/146729867
R: 6 / I: 0
COCO HAS HER BIRTHDAY IN 2 DAYS!!!!!!
COCO HAS HER BIRTHDAY IN 2 DAYS!!!!!!
R: 1 / I: 0
REMINDER: COCO HAS HER BIRTHDAY IN 3 DAYS
REMINDER: COCO HAS HER BIRTHDAY IN 3 DAYS
R: 81 / I: 36
le wholesome thread. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
le wholesome thread. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 29 / I: 4
how often do you rewatched Zellig?
how often do you rewatched Zellig?
R: 47 / I: 14
Coco thread
Just an innocent Coco thread
R: 12 / I: 5
God bless the zellig.boruu
Kate
Me…andd mymy.. combined… kamy… >:3. o algoGod bless the zellig.boruu
R: 22 / I: 4
What if we crowd source like 100k in order to buy off zellig from Massa and truly have it as our own? He says he doesn't care about it anymore, he still needs money for things (for which not having much makes him depressed about it), and we could make merch and stuff available; something he could never do.
>inb4 4th stage bargaining
What if we crowd source like 100k in order to buy off zellig from Massa and truly have it as our own? He says he doesn't care about it anymore, he still needs money for things (for which not having much makes him depressed about it), and we could make merch and stuff available; something he could never do.
>inb4 4th stage bargaining
R: 7 / I: 1
This looks oddly similar to the situation Zellig finds itself in. When will we enjoy our spring đ
This looks oddly similar to the situation Zellig finds itself in. When will we enjoy our spring đ
R: 81 / I: 6
ZARYANS BTFO FAGGOTTROONCORDOFFSITERSKIKEDEMORALIZERSAMEFAGRAIDERNIGGERS
ZWABAG ZWABAG ZWABAG
You will never be a real zellig fan. You have no zems, you have no passion, you have no imageboard. You are a band kid twisted by (((them))) and the media into a crude mockery of a zaryanâs perfection.
All the âvalidationâ you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your fellow fans are disgusted and ashamed of you, your âfriendsâ laugh at your redditesque appearance behind closed doors.
Zaryans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of shitposting have allowed zaryans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even people like R_Terra who âpassâ look uncanny and unnatural to a zaryan. Your channel is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to create a single zem, a zaryan will turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your brimstone, belgian coal.
You will never get rid of us. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself itâs going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually itâll be too much to bear - youâll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. No one will find you, zaryans being relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of people such as you. Theyâll bury you with a headstone marked with your anti-zaryan obsession, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a redditor is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a stain on the glistening zemerald of the zaryan community.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
ZARYANS BTFO FAGGOTTROONCORDOFFSITERSKIKEDEMORALIZERSAMEFAGRAIDERNIGGERS
ZWABAG ZWABAG ZWABAG
You will never be a real zellig fan. You have no zems, you have no passion, you have no imageboard. You are a band kid twisted by (((them))) and the media into a crude mockery of a zaryanâs perfection.
All the âvalidationâ you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your fellow fans are disgusted and ashamed of you, your âfriendsâ laugh at your redditesque appearance behind closed doors.
Zaryans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of shitposting have allowed zaryans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even people like R_Terra who âpassâ look uncanny and unnatural to a zaryan. Your channel is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to create a single zem, a zaryan will turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your brimstone, belgian coal.
You will never get rid of us. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself itâs going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually itâll be too much to bear - youâll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. No one will find you, zaryans being relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of people such as you. Theyâll bury you with a headstone marked with your anti-zaryan obsession, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a redditor is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a stain on the glistening zemerald of the zaryan community.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
R: 8 / I: 0
>soyzellig.party (blue album)
>1. My Name Is Zoot
>2. No Chvd Else
>3. The 'board Has Turned and Left Me
>4. Chvddy Holly
>5. Vndone â The NĂOK Song
>6. âSurf /oc/ Zaryansâ
>7. Say It Ainât âlig
>8. In the âcord
>9. 15/12/2024
>10. Only In Zems
>soyzellig.party (blue album)
>1. My Name Is Zoot
>2. No Chvd Else
>3. The 'board Has Turned and Left Me
>4. Chvddy Holly
>5. Vndone â The NĂOK Song
>6. âSurf /oc/ Zaryansâ
>7. Say It Ainât âlig
>8. In the âcord
>9. 15/12/2024
>10. Only In Zems
R: 10 / I: 0
Mymy is transgender. Thats my headcannon. That's it.
Mymy is transgender. Thats my headcannon. That's it.
R: 5 / I: 2
December 15 preparation
make sure to have your webcam, equipment and facebook live account ready by december 15th if you're willing to join the event
R: 30 / I: 2
Constant 'cord raids, Zoot giving up, Foenkie acting out, sub reddit being a disgusting cesspool of yurifags….How long do we hold out? I'm concerned.
Constant 'cord raids, Zoot giving up, Foenkie acting out, sub reddit being a disgusting cesspool of yurifags….How long do we hold out? I'm concerned.
R: 14 / I: 3
Realistically could we get the girl VAs from Class of 09 to voice any OCs (Original Creations) we make?
>ew tranime
Your favorite TND girls are voiced by women who came from Anime Conventions, and given our reputation, getting into contact with the OG voice actresses are pretty much completely off the table, so our next best option in terms of raunchy/questionable content would be to go for women who have no issues with voicing some of the keyed stuff we post here.
Realistically could we get the girl VAs from Class of 09 to voice any OCs (Original Creations) we make?
>ew tranime
Your favorite TND girls are voiced by women who came from Anime Conventions, and given our reputation, getting into contact with the OG voice actresses are pretty much completely off the table, so our next best option in terms of raunchy/questionable content would be to go for women who have no issues with voicing some of the keyed stuff we post here.
R: 11 / I: 7
There's a competition on moddb for mod of the year.
you WILL vote for gemerald NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
https://www.moddb.com/mods/gemerald
voting ends in 13 hours
There's a competition on moddb for mod of the year.
you WILL vote for gemerald NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
https://www.moddb.com/mods/gemerald
voting ends in 13 hours
R: 2 / I: 1
>1 more hour until subhuman niggers wake up to samefag and spam
>1 more hour until subhuman niggers wake up to samefag and spam
R: 0 / I: 0
mymy idn is not real
metal pussy lips i am so sad
R: 2 / I: 0
But what did she mean by this?
Like?
R: 10 / I: 6
What's this 4cucker from /co/ on about?
Are we that cancerous?
What's this 4cucker from /co/ on about?
Are we that cancerous?
R: 4 / I: 0
I watched Ongezellig for the first time today. Thought it was a gem. ZWABAG.
I watched Ongezellig for the first time today. Thought it was a gem. ZWABAG.
R: 2 / I: 2
waow
holy sheet its the VOC….grab your spices
R: 13 / I: 2
i can only think of 3 scenarios for this
> their discord is boring as hell and nothing ever happens
> someone inside their discord just didn't have the idea/didn't look up anything about the state of ongezellig
> we're all poor and don't have 10 dollars to pay petjeaf
Massa Discord
why doesn't anyone here post things that happen on studio massa's discord? surely massa must say something related to ongezellig that would be usefuli can only think of 3 scenarios for this
> their discord is boring as hell and nothing ever happens
> someone inside their discord just didn't have the idea/didn't look up anything about the state of ongezellig
> we're all poor and don't have 10 dollars to pay petjeaf
R: 34 / I: 9
But how? How can all 10 users of this website achieve such a massive feat? I believe that we can manage, and if we coordinate ourselves with our Zaryans abroad in /co/, /soy/, /qa/ and elsewhere, we can attain the goal of making Ongezellig popular and building a vibrant community that Massa can take as inspiration to continue.
ITT: We formulate a plan to get all Ongezellig deels to 1,000,000 views each. Drop your ideas below, because we will revive this show or die trying.
1M Project
I'm rewatching Ongezellig now and I just saw that the first deel only has 614,144 views, despite being uploaded in 2019. This is why I believe both the site and the series have such low and stagnated userbase numbers. I believe the solution is to start a massive shilling campaign in order to make this number rise.But how? How can all 10 users of this website achieve such a massive feat? I believe that we can manage, and if we coordinate ourselves with our Zaryans abroad in /co/, /soy/, /qa/ and elsewhere, we can attain the goal of making Ongezellig popular and building a vibrant community that Massa can take as inspiration to continue.
ITT: We formulate a plan to get all Ongezellig deels to 1,000,000 views each. Drop your ideas below, because we will revive this show or die trying.
R: 20 / I: 10
ZOOT VOICE OVER:The soysphere is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of NAZgard……and Brimdor? To stand against the might of Zoot and REDACTED……and the union of the two 'cord servers?
The camera pans over Shartycord and takes our eye up the chatlog until it reaches the first message by REDACTED at the top
ZOOT VOICE OVER:Together, my Lord REDACTED…… we shall rule all the Image Boards.
The zems of NAZgard are being ripped down, and thrown into the pits. Zoot is seen walking through watching the ziggers feed the furnaces, molten iron being poured into the "comment" field and naz posts and rage baits being made.
ZOOT VOICE OVER :The Old World will burn in the fires of industry. The zems will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the NAZ coal and the baits…… and the iron fists of the Zigger. We have only to remove those who oppose us.
Zoot watches as yet another pet nigger is born from the ground.
ZOOT:I want them armed and ready to march within two weeks!
ZIGGER:But, my lord, there are too many! They cannot all be armed in time, we don't have the means.
ZOOT:Build more twitter accounts, attract more troon migrants, work in MS Paint night and day.
ZIGGER:We don't have enough 'p to feed the ziggers!
SARUMAN:The Pages of Foenkie's Boorugorn lies on our doorstep. Download the posts!
ZIGGER:Yes…
Back inside NAZgard, Zoot is talking to a /co/ user
/CO/OMER:We will fight for you.
ZOOT:Swear it.
The /co/omer cuts his palm
/CO/OMER:We will die for Zoot.
Zoot is outside now, surrounded by a group of /co/omers
ZOOT:The chuds took your lands! They drove your people into other shows to scratch a living off non-zellig troonslop.
/CO/OMER:Murderers!
ZOOT:Take back the show they stole from you. Burn every chuddy place!
The /co/omers cheer and run off.
They are seen running into a Zarty village with walls of texts about how chuds are the reason ongezellig got cancelled.
ZOOT VOICE OVER:We have only to remove those who oppose us… It will begin in the Zarty. Too long have these racists stood against you. But no more.
A Zaryan lady (Agartha) is seen saddling a horse and beckons to her zildren
AGARTHA:Nate! Nate! You take your sister. You'll go faster with just two.
EVA BRAUN:Papa says Nate must not ride Impjack. He is too big for him.
Agartha lifts the children onto the horse
AGARTHA:Listen to me. You must ride to the Shemmy and raise the alarm. Do you understand me?
NATE:Yes, Mama.
Eva Braun starts to cry
EVA BRAUN:I don't want to leave. I don't want to go, Mama.
AGARTHA:(holding Eva Braun's face) Eva, I will find you there.
Agartha glances at the running people and sees the masses of Wildmen coming into the village
AGARTHA:Quickly! (the children ride off) Go, child.
As the children look back they see the village being burnt and the villagers being attacked by /co/omers and pet niggers
ZOOT VOICE OVER:The Zarty, my lord……is ready to fall.
THE NEW NAZ ORDER
The scene changes to NAZgard seen standing in a circle of smoking pits. Zoot is inside, eyes closed, hand held over the zorb which is glowing with flamesZOOT VOICE OVER:The soysphere is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of NAZgard……and Brimdor? To stand against the might of Zoot and REDACTED……and the union of the two 'cord servers?
The camera pans over Shartycord and takes our eye up the chatlog until it reaches the first message by REDACTED at the top
ZOOT VOICE OVER:Together, my Lord REDACTED…… we shall rule all the Image Boards.
The zems of NAZgard are being ripped down, and thrown into the pits. Zoot is seen walking through watching the ziggers feed the furnaces, molten iron being poured into the "comment" field and naz posts and rage baits being made.
ZOOT VOICE OVER :The Old World will burn in the fires of industry. The zems will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the NAZ coal and the baits…… and the iron fists of the Zigger. We have only to remove those who oppose us.
Zoot watches as yet another pet nigger is born from the ground.
ZOOT:I want them armed and ready to march within two weeks!
ZIGGER:But, my lord, there are too many! They cannot all be armed in time, we don't have the means.
ZOOT:Build more twitter accounts, attract more troon migrants, work in MS Paint night and day.
ZIGGER:We don't have enough 'p to feed the ziggers!
SARUMAN:The Pages of Foenkie's Boorugorn lies on our doorstep. Download the posts!
ZIGGER:Yes…
Back inside NAZgard, Zoot is talking to a /co/ user
/CO/OMER:We will fight for you.
ZOOT:Swear it.
The /co/omer cuts his palm
/CO/OMER:We will die for Zoot.
Zoot is outside now, surrounded by a group of /co/omers
ZOOT:The chuds took your lands! They drove your people into other shows to scratch a living off non-zellig troonslop.
/CO/OMER:Murderers!
ZOOT:Take back the show they stole from you. Burn every chuddy place!
The /co/omers cheer and run off.
They are seen running into a Zarty village with walls of texts about how chuds are the reason ongezellig got cancelled.
ZOOT VOICE OVER:We have only to remove those who oppose us… It will begin in the Zarty. Too long have these racists stood against you. But no more.
A Zaryan lady (Agartha) is seen saddling a horse and beckons to her zildren
AGARTHA:Nate! Nate! You take your sister. You'll go faster with just two.
EVA BRAUN:Papa says Nate must not ride Impjack. He is too big for him.
Agartha lifts the children onto the horse
AGARTHA:Listen to me. You must ride to the Shemmy and raise the alarm. Do you understand me?
NATE:Yes, Mama.
Eva Braun starts to cry
EVA BRAUN:I don't want to leave. I don't want to go, Mama.
AGARTHA:(holding Eva Braun's face) Eva, I will find you there.
Agartha glances at the running people and sees the masses of Wildmen coming into the village
AGARTHA:Quickly! (the children ride off) Go, child.
As the children look back they see the village being burnt and the villagers being attacked by /co/omers and pet niggers
ZOOT VOICE OVER:The Zarty, my lord……is ready to fall.
R: 3 / I: 1
Lorenzo is again obsessing
He most likely wants to spam zooru with his disgusting brimstone like zellig p and yuri
R: 9 / I: 1
You wake up as Studio Massa in early 2021. (You also have knowledge of Dutch language and culture and etc). What are your actions for the next few years regarding Ongezellig?
You wake up as Studio Massa in early 2021. (You also have knowledge of Dutch language and culture and etc). What are your actions for the next few years regarding Ongezellig?
R: 2 / I: 0
need Zaryan backup shitcord trannies are trying to brap on some of the posts today lol
need Zaryan backup shitcord trannies are trying to brap on some of the posts today lol
R: 13 / I: 1
my mymy redisng
hoep you like it
R: 5 / I: 1
mymy blanket
mymy blanket
R: 18 / I: 7
drawing
random post
R: 4 / I: 0
why are my sharty threads being auto moved to /qa/
posting this here because this is the only good splinter
why are my sharty threads being auto moved to /qa/
posting this here because this is the only good splinter
R: 43 / I: 7
The Zarty has evolved guys. Its not just white guys anymore. What I mean by that is the diversity on this site has increased exponentially. I dont like this one fucking bit. Who knows if there are niggers hiding here?
Is this a nothingwaffle or will this have effect on anything?
The Zarty has evolved guys. Its not just white guys anymore. What I mean by that is the diversity on this site has increased exponentially. I dont like this one fucking bit. Who knows if there are niggers hiding here?
Is this a nothingwaffle or will this have effect on anything?
R: 50 / I: 5
GET preparation
Every zaryan must try to take the get with ongezellig sisters, there is an active discord that is trying to steal it with artificially boosting pph
R: 22 / I: 11
>Just like my hecking alternative history art, WAOW!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1MkAN_D4gPIUMbiJzzke4S8-YbnRYOQyntdNGf8unlF0/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/11oJzcpY7QAGHJ7gitmgrxrskyTqNC-0oGHKtvXYV_xY/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1xZXfDViZVV-Z8CEG0sb5EyfEvXjMie0cEaTEqsWqzmg/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1tvNS9ThTjW0RfyrQ2XsxTjXhzWSPEE8-4IVwmqf-pQA/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1svoZ7-ejUwyzGDLjXYrvFfl8wbyqp8xaXvaCEfrUnDQ/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1P6--FNdWq3lJir0cV2_vgVPIMTdpY29UzO7EJ0Atyzs/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1gDp34KxNm0idvGs17LfnBwV0BnOKvwPG8SxOzdtdeH4/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1J72OzHSmjC0LBtRB61ExyyHI0NB71NdAD_v0mumZmkI/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1xvL172yLa75vrxKjhy4WtJ47bqMNC6Rpu8bYAjITEQk/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1mmUMcAfM0O_ZJKzEqfP_P5U3GcYcqoVOCwjnzjaWVc4/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/17f9Cr-Jji7StPj2u7pgDEFxlRgVmGjP_Vf1KAhhDiMo/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1wqlKRJOFZC6z-0-BhCDbCcfKSUKOMufwmAGcJqHpD9Y/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1ORnDR_VTfM-BHkVkJmpdfAA8RnxONf96b-x4GZLRGwA/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1W2ryEkuzfieyjmars9MmW5OWn1-UV5N8TWM4KmPcXKE/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1C-UIhtGJeRW3SBV7QU0y21UXiH11xU9-_5GaFm3U_lg/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1ZD9QvwoMwSoz_GEBUtRK-ahvlMHYuzc9Wp2CHEskn6U/
Old Google forms about what to draw for the Illustraties
Found a bunch of old Google forms Massa made to let paypigs vote on what he should draw for the month, I'm thinking it would be a fun idea to use the options that didn't win as drawing ideas for our own illustrations.>Just like my hecking alternative history art, WAOW!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1MkAN_D4gPIUMbiJzzke4S8-YbnRYOQyntdNGf8unlF0/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/11oJzcpY7QAGHJ7gitmgrxrskyTqNC-0oGHKtvXYV_xY/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1xZXfDViZVV-Z8CEG0sb5EyfEvXjMie0cEaTEqsWqzmg/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1tvNS9ThTjW0RfyrQ2XsxTjXhzWSPEE8-4IVwmqf-pQA/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1svoZ7-ejUwyzGDLjXYrvFfl8wbyqp8xaXvaCEfrUnDQ/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1P6--FNdWq3lJir0cV2_vgVPIMTdpY29UzO7EJ0Atyzs/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1gDp34KxNm0idvGs17LfnBwV0BnOKvwPG8SxOzdtdeH4/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1J72OzHSmjC0LBtRB61ExyyHI0NB71NdAD_v0mumZmkI/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1xvL172yLa75vrxKjhy4WtJ47bqMNC6Rpu8bYAjITEQk/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1mmUMcAfM0O_ZJKzEqfP_P5U3GcYcqoVOCwjnzjaWVc4/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/17f9Cr-Jji7StPj2u7pgDEFxlRgVmGjP_Vf1KAhhDiMo/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1wqlKRJOFZC6z-0-BhCDbCcfKSUKOMufwmAGcJqHpD9Y/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1ORnDR_VTfM-BHkVkJmpdfAA8RnxONf96b-x4GZLRGwA/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1W2ryEkuzfieyjmars9MmW5OWn1-UV5N8TWM4KmPcXKE/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1C-UIhtGJeRW3SBV7QU0y21UXiH11xU9-_5GaFm3U_lg/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1ZD9QvwoMwSoz_GEBUtRK-ahvlMHYuzc9Wp2CHEskn6U/
R: 48 / I: 6
Operation 'Toria
I found this literal who 'blox ripoff called Polytoria, it's pretty small so the raiding potential is huge. what if we infiltrate it by doing a long operation, first joining the game and making 'zellig accounts, shirts and guilds, and THEN making 'zellig places, infilrating the 'cord. This will not be a traditional raid but an ambitious long term infiltration. Zaryans what do you think about this?
R: 41 / I: 10
He just can't learn…
He just can't learn…
R: 5 / I: 1
new 'eel
new 'eel
R: 2 / I: 0
A huge issue
I see that on the urban dictionary, there are NO definitions related to 'zellig and soyzellig.party! This is a huge issue. Zaryans, let's fix this by making entries for "Ongezellig" "Soyzellig" "Zellig" and other gemmy words and add references to soyzellig.party and also TND and TTD.
R: 53 / I: 6
>be Studio Massa
>have some great ideas and some years to animate them to make a niche Dutch animation
>foreign /co/ browsers discover and attach to the show, some inevitably make porn of the characters
>no problem, throws that shit on a booru, and makes sure the show gets finished despite the draining funds and motivation
>foreign nusharty kids attach to the show and make deadbrain nazi slop of his creation and dox fandom artists and his friends because they think they own the place
>declares the show over, doesn't want anyone's money either, completely dissociates, triples down to boot while still providing missing lore for those interested
>every american or russian nazi sperg panics, points fingers, spawns endless drama and seethes for years to come while he continues making Dutch content without giving a single shit in the world
No one here can ever dream of being as incredibly based as Massa.
>be Studio Massa
>have some great ideas and some years to animate them to make a niche Dutch animation
>foreign /co/ browsers discover and attach to the show, some inevitably make porn of the characters
>no problem, throws that shit on a booru, and makes sure the show gets finished despite the draining funds and motivation
>foreign nusharty kids attach to the show and make deadbrain nazi slop of his creation and dox fandom artists and his friends because they think they own the place
>declares the show over, doesn't want anyone's money either, completely dissociates, triples down to boot while still providing missing lore for those interested
>every american or russian nazi sperg panics, points fingers, spawns endless drama and seethes for years to come while he continues making Dutch content without giving a single shit in the world
No one here can ever dream of being as incredibly based as Massa.
R: 51 / I: 11
rate zellig tubers. R_TERRA is a faggot so don't include them
rate zellig tubers. R_TERRA is a faggot so don't include them
R: 17 / I: 0
why are people spamming about cord what happened?
why are people spamming about cord what happened?
R: 14 / I: 2
First of all, this site is NOT discord, so you can't post yuri shit, porn, illegal content and etc. Follow da rules, please.
Second. The post you see is "Thread". If you want your thread in the first page, then write a new post on it or just write "bump". Bump means you "upping" your thread in the front page. If you don't want the thread to go up, then use "sage" feature in Options. Sometimes this is used for low quality thread and unsuccessful demoralisation bullshit.
And third. You need to know at least few slangs from da zarty/sharty and know their culture.
That's all the basics you need to know, this thread will be updated with tips.
If you have a question, then leave a post here!
Education of culture
Since there are so many stupid immigrants on this site, it's time to start teaching them some "zarty value and culture" with sharty culture addition.First of all, this site is NOT discord, so you can't post yuri shit, porn, illegal content and etc. Follow da rules, please.
Second. The post you see is "Thread". If you want your thread in the first page, then write a new post on it or just write "bump". Bump means you "upping" your thread in the front page. If you don't want the thread to go up, then use "sage" feature in Options. Sometimes this is used for low quality thread and unsuccessful demoralisation bullshit.
And third. You need to know at least few slangs from da zarty/sharty and know their culture.
That's all the basics you need to know, this thread will be updated with tips.
If you have a question, then leave a post here!
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This is what they look like from inside the school
This is what they look like from inside the school
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SHITCORD TRANNIES COME TO PAPA
SHITCORD TRANNIES COME TO PAPA
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RULES: no booru images if you post an image from the booru you're out
FFA 'ligduel thread
do your 'ligdueling here (it's basically soydueling but with 'ligs)RULES: no booru images if you post an image from the booru you're out
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Rust won, discord lost
>flood detected post discarded
Rust won, discord lost
>flood detected post discarded
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Any Ongezellig fans here that are not racist?
Any Ongezellig fans here that are not racist?
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Niggerwiggle VVon
Niggerwiggle VVon
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Rust won this time…
Rust won this time…
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allahu akbar coco
allahu akbar coco
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coco: hi mymy no i dont have robux i tell you that
mymy: ugh okay my mom BUY ME A ROBUX . and you are a noob -_-
coco: mymy why i am noob? you have robux but this no one for me :(
mymy: ugh you very annoeying you dont have robux ugh im leave i dont talk to you anymore ugly rat
coco: what is wrong with you MYMY :(
mymy: i am not mymy I AM A QUEEN
maya: yeah ugly queen with no brain XD
coco: maya is a true! and i want to tell you i have 77k robux
coco: but you the queen with no brain and i dont talk to you anymore UGLY RAT -_-
mymy: wait sister i am sorry
coco: LOL im leaving with maya you dont understand
mymy: UGH OKAY i am leaving too i am very nice dutch girl but you dont accept me i dont accept you too
(mymy leavs the chet sister forever)
my onzeg ling fanficteion hop u like
mymy : hi coco do you have robux?coco: hi mymy no i dont have robux i tell you that
mymy: ugh okay my mom BUY ME A ROBUX . and you are a noob -_-
coco: mymy why i am noob? you have robux but this no one for me :(
mymy: ugh you very annoeying you dont have robux ugh im leave i dont talk to you anymore ugly rat
coco: what is wrong with you MYMY :(
mymy: i am not mymy I AM A QUEEN
maya: yeah ugly queen with no brain XD
coco: maya is a true! and i want to tell you i have 77k robux
coco: but you the queen with no brain and i dont talk to you anymore UGLY RAT -_-
mymy: wait sister i am sorry
coco: LOL im leaving with maya you dont understand
mymy: UGH OKAY i am leaving too i am very nice dutch girl but you dont accept me i dont accept you too
(mymy leavs the chet sister forever)
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DO THIS BUT WITH ZELLIG GIRLS OR SOMETHING O ALGO OF ZOIETS YEAH
DO THIS BUT WITH ZELLIG GIRLS OR SOMETHING O ALGO OF ZOIETS YEAH
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outrageous slander against the zelligwiki.
outrageous slander against the zelligwiki.
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reposting this amazing zemmy artwork from the 'chive that I have never seen reposted ever
reposting this amazing zemmy artwork from the 'chive that I have never seen reposted ever
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Is maya in the /v/ game?
Is maya in the /v/ game?
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>inb4 zelligger off-shit drama
They want to dub Ongezellig in Hebrew, the Jews are actively trying to subvert 'zellig
Someone is trying to do a kike translation
https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1h79k50/ongezelling_in_hebrewsub/>inb4 zelligger off-shit drama
They want to dub Ongezellig in Hebrew, the Jews are actively trying to subvert 'zellig
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New toss
https://www.instagram.com/p/DDFxNwfS377/
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>look at this zike coalburner, he's going to post yurishit bait in /zellig/ board right now, let's see how it ends
>look at this zike coalburner, he's going to post yurishit bait in /zellig/ board right now, let's see how it ends
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Furryzellig
Furryzellig
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how big is your 'lig folder
how big is your 'lig folder
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happy Sinterklaas everybody, post 'ligs celebrating in general
happy Sinterklaas everybody, post 'ligs celebrating in general
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faggot alert
faggot alert
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https://mega.nz/folder/vygmXS5I#d2uG2gtknenvrjb27KcbdQ
Apparently the folder containing the gasillustraties and other cool random stuff Massa made (along with the commissioned art) got completely cleared, does anyone else have a copy?
https://mega.nz/folder/vygmXS5I#d2uG2gtknenvrjb27KcbdQ
Apparently the folder containing the gasillustraties and other cool random stuff Massa made (along with the commissioned art) got completely cleared, does anyone else have a copy?
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I found this video on an otherwise empty flash drive which I found in an unsigned parcel behind my apartment complex. What could it mean?
I found this video on an otherwise empty flash drive which I found in an unsigned parcel behind my apartment complex. What could it mean?
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Most of you nuzelligcacas don't even know who shadowmario was
Most of you nuzelligcacas don't even know who shadowmario was
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>hello, ongezellig fetish artist
<yes hello
>i would like to commission the girls⌠burning a pride flag! MWHAHAHAHAHA
<WHAT HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT YOU
>ohh relax it's just a prank, a silly gag of mine
<phew alright⌠i thought you were one of those sharty people⌠now⌠what do you want
>i would like a picture of coco and a black man togetherâŚ.
<alright i can do that
>and immidiately on the second panel her shooting the NIGGER in the head! MWHAHAHAHHAHA
<WHAT YOU SON OF A BITCH I WILL FUCK YOU DEAD WHERE YOU STAND
>hello, ongezellig fetish artist
<yes hello
>i would like to commission the girls⌠burning a pride flag! MWHAHAHAHAHA
<WHAT HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT YOU
>ohh relax it's just a prank, a silly gag of mine
<phew alright⌠i thought you were one of those sharty people⌠now⌠what do you want
>i would like a picture of coco and a black man togetherâŚ.
<alright i can do that
>and immidiately on the second panel her shooting the NIGGER in the head! MWHAHAHAHHAHA
<WHAT YOU SON OF A BITCH I WILL FUCK YOU DEAD WHERE YOU STAND
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content warning SAAR
content warning SAAR
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some of y'all are niggers and thats not okay
some of y'all are niggers and thats not okay
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Make /raid/
It would be VERY zemmy to chud up websites with zellig zems
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Zoot sold Zarty and all his social media profiles in late August, its impossible that this is the same Zoot who created and maintained the Zarty
Zoot sold Zarty and all his social media profiles in late August, its impossible that this is the same Zoot who created and maintained the Zarty
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lets dox the pajeet
lets dox the pajeet
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i love my wife
i love my wife
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>>zellig halloween('cord) back in 2023 where some one sameelf(fag) necroHOHOHO!(bump)s all the bread(thread)s on nu/qa/ one of the members uses the term "frogcvck"âŚ.
>archive.soyjak.st/qa/thread/263007
What did he mean by this?
>>zellig halloween('cord) back in 2023 where some one sameelf(fag) necroHOHOHO!(bump)s all the bread(thread)s on nu/qa/ one of the members uses the term "frogcvck"âŚ.
>archive.soyjak.st/qa/thread/263007
What did he mean by this?
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what is she saying?!?! only in Rotterdam :skull:
what is she saying?!?! only in Rotterdam :skull:
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recommend a ritual so I can send demons to massa
recommend a ritual so I can send demons to massa
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Im visiting family for thanksgiving and seeing two little cousins who are 7 and 5 respectfully, should I indoctrinate them to zellig?
Im visiting family for thanksgiving and seeing two little cousins who are 7 and 5 respectfully, should I indoctrinate them to zellig?
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So what happened that got 'tistic 'nished (I'm guessing I already know the answer)
So what happened that got 'tistic 'nished (I'm guessing I already know the answer)
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general zellig thread on sharty's qa, post something if you want so nuucacas learn about real sharty culture
general zellig thread on sharty's qa, post something if you want so nuucacas learn about real sharty culture
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I feel sorry for this goofy Pajeet guy thinking he can actually get an pajeet audience. Bro is in for failure. Not to mention posting coal
I feel sorry for this goofy Pajeet guy thinking he can actually get an pajeet audience. Bro is in for failure. Not to mention posting coal
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>r/ongezellig
>2 days ago
>Medium-Skirt-9213
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>Is anyone continuing the show?
>Question â
>I already finished watching Ongezellig a long time ago, and I really like it; It is actually sad that Studio Massa canceled the show đđ
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>So I wonder, are there some kind of animator whom will do a continuation of this aforementioned show and does Studio Massa allows one to do it?
>r/ongezellig
>2 days ago
>Medium-Skirt-9213
<
>Is anyone continuing the show?
>Question â
>I already finished watching Ongezellig a long time ago, and I really like it; It is actually sad that Studio Massa canceled the show đđ
<
>So I wonder, are there some kind of animator whom will do a continuation of this aforementioned show and does Studio Massa allows one to do it?
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50% of suicides come from people that have visited the rule34 page of ongezellig.
50% of suicides come from people that have visited the rule34 page of ongezellig.
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You gotta respect it. Bro is doing numbers for the 'zellig community on the 'gram
You gotta respect it. Bro is doing numbers for the 'zellig community on the 'gram
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Fuck sharty and booru, new party Jannies are on power trips and permaban every other day for no reason n booru jannies said they banned me for a post yet it doesnât redirect to show and I donât remember posting anything against the rules.
Fuck sharty and booru, new party Jannies are on power trips and permaban every other day for no reason n booru jannies said they banned me for a post yet it doesnât redirect to show and I donât remember posting anything against the rules.
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REEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEE COCO ABUSE ON THE BOOOOOORUUUUUUUU
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We all know that Zellig is never coming, how long do we hold out before the inevitable death of the zarty?
We all know that Zellig is never coming, how long do we hold out before the inevitable death of the zarty?
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Do you like cheese?
Do you like cheese?
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Fellow Zaryans, I know that yesterday you pretty much told me to not shill 'zellig to Indians under any circumstances. I did understand…I dont know how to edit and make videos for shit. But I still went with it. What I have produced might be the worst coal on the zarty, please forgive me, OR it can be a stepping stone for the future of 'zellig. Im just a little worthless zajeet trying his best to fulfill my shitty dream of reviving 'zellig. I have used an AI voice, cuz there is no chance im revealing my zajeet accent.
(Unable to post the video here, some error idk why, I think the Zellig gods are stopping me from posting the niggercoal. Go look up @IndiaZellig on 'tube and kindly post the video if you can in the replies.)
I do feel the video is very generic and bare bones, but understand, this is the first time ever in my entire life I have ever edited or even remotely attempted to make videos.
Have mercy.
Fellow Zaryans, I know that yesterday you pretty much told me to not shill 'zellig to Indians under any circumstances. I did understand…I dont know how to edit and make videos for shit. But I still went with it. What I have produced might be the worst coal on the zarty, please forgive me, OR it can be a stepping stone for the future of 'zellig. Im just a little worthless zajeet trying his best to fulfill my shitty dream of reviving 'zellig. I have used an AI voice, cuz there is no chance im revealing my zajeet accent.
(Unable to post the video here, some error idk why, I think the Zellig gods are stopping me from posting the niggercoal. Go look up @IndiaZellig on 'tube and kindly post the video if you can in the replies.)
I do feel the video is very generic and bare bones, but understand, this is the first time ever in my entire life I have ever edited or even remotely attempted to make videos.
Have mercy.
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Zelligteens should start spreading the show to players on club penguin and cross the fandoms.
https://play.cplegacy.com/
Zelligteens should start spreading the show to players on club penguin and cross the fandoms.
https://play.cplegacy.com/
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why do you like 'zellig? what about it appeals to you?
I like 'zellig because Maya is a very relatable character for me because I struggle a lot with social anxiety and I have a touch of the 'tism as well
why do you like 'zellig? what about it appeals to you?
I like 'zellig because Maya is a very relatable character for me because I struggle a lot with social anxiety and I have a touch of the 'tism as well
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>Zamn, that's goed ztuff of zoiets, therefore zem!
>Zamn, that's goed ztuff of zoiets, therefore zem!
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does anyone know what voice Massa uses? might need this information
does anyone know what voice Massa uses? might need this information
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ROSS TERRA IS A FUCKING WHORE!!!!
ROSS TERRA IS A FUCKING WHORE!!!!
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>hey guys, what do you think Maya's self care routine is like?
>hey guys, what do you think Maya's self care routine is like?
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>it will be awesome if i create a crypto scam about dutch girls and force it on xitter
>it will be awesome if i create a crypto scam about dutch girls and force it on xitter
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fuck agugu, only Skibidi Mymy
fuck agugu, only Skibidi Mymy
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Unable to post videos on /zellig/ zoot?
Unable to post videos on /zellig/ zoot?
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Found something on reddit, it's about "ongezellig new deel" or whatever:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GG_BBIB_G0IJjgrFA9df9Lu6TNbFwU8dKOVwVldFEmM/edit?tab=t.0
Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1h2hcqh/another_deel_finished/
Found something on reddit, it's about "ongezellig new deel" or whatever:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GG_BBIB_G0IJjgrFA9df9Lu6TNbFwU8dKOVwVldFEmM/edit?tab=t.0
Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1h2hcqh/another_deel_finished/
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Indian exposure
is it a good idea to lure in Indians to watch zellig on the lie that its an anime cuz anime has a cult like following here. Can this plan backfire? Plus should I post stuff for zellig on other Indian forums?