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R: 35 / I: 8
zaryans please repent and get to know Christ because the kingdom of heaven is at hand. the spirit of mockery has become a stumbling block for you. He is knocking at the door waiting for you
R: 8 / I: 3

Sinterklaas

gelukkige Sinterklaas (it's Sinterklaas eve)
R: 22 / I: 5

the hypothetical end of the site

recently I've been pondering about the "chans" that shut down and why, 8chan got shut down after Tarrant posted his final message on there, then shadowbanned/shut down after Crusius did the same. I have asked myself this very question in relation to this site and I wanna know the likelyhood of that happening
R: 1 / I: 0
why are they DUTCH
R: 707 / I: 397
I'm cooking something guys, wait for this gem
R: 2 / I: 0
I drew this in Wplace
R: 59 / I: 17
i wish she was real. i wish we could fall in love with each other, i wish i could take her out and have fun with her and get her gifts. i wish i could laugh with her and make her smile. i wish i could listen to her talk about her passions. i want to take care of her and make her feel loved and protected. i wish after years of making memories together we'd get married and start a family and spend the rest of our lives together
R: 88 / I: 20

Theory

I have a theory that mymy is a closeted gooner/degen
>likes captain koek in quite a suggestive manner as shown in picrel
>refers to maya as fritzl, the fritzl case is incredibly disturbing, how did she know about it?
>makes the anime face
>makes a smug face when coco is about to show mollusk love to the class, probably knowing what it's about
>tries to hide her japanese identity so probably also hides the degen aspects of her japanese self
<obligatory disclaimer spacerald
>inb4 any gooners surface on this thread
this is a lore thread jartycuckas stay out
R: 7 / I: 3
the new norm ain't the same as the old norm
R: 23 / I: 6

i drew this in art therapy :D

drew this when bored pls dont be mean :(
R: 34 / I: 7
Who's your favorite Ongezellig background character (characters)? By the design and etc., it doesn't matter. My favorites are Kiki, Sjef and Mats
R: 13 / I: 7
<one year and two months on discontinued dutch goyslop animation website award
R: 4 / I: 2
new pizzacake
R: 9 / I: 0
>Being apart of the Ongezellig fandom almost 2 years after cancellation
R: 81 / I: 18

Project ROY thread

Literal twitter
R: 17 / I: 3
Someone has even thought about the hairstyles of Maya, Coco and Maymai and what names these hairstyles have, you can throw examples of what their hairstyles are
R: 3 / I: 1
mymy is geeked out of her mind right now, yjke gave her a bit too much green
R: 11 / I: 6

which Ongezellig character who commit tax evasion?

which Ongezellig character who commit tax evasion?
give your's reason why that character who or wouldn't or fucking debait. any ways which character would commit tax evasion.
R: 54 / I: 12
trump or kamala?
R: 12 / I: 7

Niggers this, Niggers that - general

Nigger please!

Post aryan niggas
R: 6 / I: 1
wasn't there a thread here about a russkie/ukrop in a trench with a 'zellig patch lmao
R: 6 / I: 2
I told you that nothing would happen
R: 16 / I: 3
NO FREAKING WAY, MASSA JUST POSTED AN UNUSED THEME FOR KIKI IN HIS PAYPIG ANNOUNCEMENT CHANNEL!!!
R: 8 / I: 0

On the premise of Mymy's voice actor not available after deel 5

Is it true that the reason why Joyce Ter Stege stopped working with Massa was because she was being harassed? If so, was it one of us or a couple of obsessed offsitercacas?
<
Don't exactly remember the details as to where I got the information from, maybe it's muh heckin mandela effect or I'm just retarded ofzo
R: 17 / I: 1
hello guys, Studio Massa here, I just discovered this cool website, I'm currently working on deel 7, AMA.
R: 9 / I: 2

irrelevant question, questionable image

How did (((they))) turn my chuddy Dutch nationalist Massa into a neglecting leftycuck fag?
R: 5 / I: 1

Gemming up the 'ru

Hello,
I have seen that the zellig 'ru is still missing a lot of gems. There is a thread on /qa/ which includes a lot of zellig gems (and a bunch of coal, which we can filter out) which we can try to upload on the ru and make it better.

Here is the thread:
https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/218227.html#218245

Here is the link:
https://mega.nz/folder/saV3wBTI#Jdc4pFznS6krSBcM27D8kQ

I will try to upload on the 'ru when i can.
R: 8 / I: 2
<…
>…
<Heeeeeeeeey, Maya, look at the Zarty, did you notice anything?
>That the site dedicated to us turned into /clittyleakingchudpol/?
<IMPLYING?
>UHM, I-I MEAN… I mean I just really did notice… not that it's kinda bad…
R: 11 / I: 3
>w-was that the bite of 87…
R: 11 / I: 4
Dear fellow Zarty Zaryans

♡ love u
thats all i had to say
R: 10 / I: 0
Sharty added 'zellig namerolls for like 30 minutes
https://archive.md/xiYcT
R: 14 / I: 12
Is the original version of Deel 1 available to view anywhere? Is there an MP4?
R: 50 / I: 17

weekend zellig gartic thread of zoiets

thought it'd be fun to do these i guess
R: 45 / I: 21
Someone make a toss of this as Maya stabbing Coco
R: 1 / I: 1
>wish I was like you <…> blondie
GEEEEG this is literally your idol's mindset, mayakeks!
R: 38 / I: 11
Zaryan autumn baking: zellig Kruidnoten!

Previous thread - https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/20027.html
R: 3 / I: 1
>mawds ban everybody not gooning to coco
R: 16 / I: 5
/zellig/ - gossip and drama
R: 310 / I: 111
If you haven’t already had the displeasure of seeing this tourist nigger then let me show you a coalmine, is there anything we could do to xhim? Xhey are coaling up our gemmy community? I know it’s SNCA Xitter slop but they are forcing Mymy to be in yuricoal with a a Jewess.
R: 54 / I: 18
Zoot is alive and uh… It's kinda disappointing tbh
https://youtube.com/post/UgkxumeTFX06cQ4KN98NgEsrpp4qIVmusBAG
R: 107 / I: 46

'zellig live action

threat for my photoslop brimstone

first i did is maya, enjoy
R: 8 / I: 3
the DreadMy is finished painting, I'll get some nu pictures tomorrow cuz the lighting is pretty shit right now
R: 11 / I: 3
Happy Thanksgiving guys!
R: 15 / I: 1
What else to watch besides ongezellig and onion dwellers videos?
R: 47 / I: 13

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving Zaryans. I hope you have a blessed day, And I hope that the Schoppenboers would have a enjoy their day
But anyways what do you think would be the Schoppenboer sister favorite Thanksgiving food? Or any other Ongezellig character. I think Maya would like turkey.
R: 27 / I: 6
Holy shit…
R: 5 / I: 0
Coco
R: 32 / I: 6

Here you go my lovely zaryans!!!!

Tell me if you'd like more Vera hagmaxxing posts
R: 55 / I: 15
i constructed a model tank last night. it's an M-48 patton main battle tank. while constructing it i realized the commander's hatch could fit my little paper mymy inside, and i thought i'd share it here. the loader's and driver's hatch both open up.
R: 74 / I: 7
hello all, I decided to try editing a 'ki for the first time and added some wordswordswords to the kate page (because its in my recent memory enough). I enjoy typing in my free time so id like to contribute a lot more, but im unfamiliar with 'ki editing and formatting. any feedback is appreciated. also any zaryans with knowledge of 'chiving - help with saving links and gathering sources to add would be much appreciated. also, feel free to give suggestions on what other pages to add to (include images and source links if possible).
R: 25 / I: 9
>BRAAAP, yes zoy, I am maya from ongezellig, now kiss me beautiful saar…
<*kisses her and makes out with her* maya… you're beautiful…
R: 4 / I: 1

juvenile parkinsonism

>slouching
>shaking
>has scissor gait
>clumsy
>her bed creaks at night
guys, I think maya has parkinson's
R: 11 / I: 2
fuck this nigger infested world and every faggot that lives in it I hope that an asteroid bigger than Apophis hits this shit rock and cause another mass extinction
R: 14 / I: 2
What will happen if we send the three girls back in time in German controlled Netherlands
R: 18 / I: 11
>Dr. Vera, I'm Coco
R: 23 / I: 3
I think its important to think "what would Napoleon say about Ongezellig"
R: 10 / I: 1
Newest 'toss straight from 'assa ximself
R: 36 / I: 14
Just a heads up
Don’t bother reading these works:
Project Ongezoid: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74567966/chapters/194715286
The Downward Spiral of Maya Schoppenboer: A Two-Faced Charade: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74574771/chapters/194734826
The “endings” reveal that it was all a dream, and that none of your time or emotional investment mattered
Don’t waste your time
R: 3 / I: 1
I made this a year and a half ago.
R: 8 / I: 6
shieet mane i thought yfke's leg pattern were hearts
R: 7 / I: 3
I love the winters
R: 7 / I: 1
What is the zarty's opinion on Luxembourg?
R: 7 / I: 2

Fan art

I convinced my friend to draw this.
R: 21 / I: 9

Never forget

Friendly reminder that Massa himself confirmed that Coco's father was a AWB militant who fought in Rhodesia, Angola and Namibia and was in the 1994 Bophuthatswana crisis with Terre'Blanche and that he was killed by ex-FRELIMO and ANC guerrilla fighters for raping and killing hundreds of blacks and coloureds during his time in the SADF.

Coco is a menace and she has the racist genocidal afrikaner gene
R: 7 / I: 1

live-action Ongezellig movie

if there was an Ongezellig live-action movie. who would play the each character?
R: 41 / I: 13
why was "Hoi Maya" taken down from AO3
it was actually super good and made me cry a bit (which NO FANFICTION has ever done aside from this)
does someone have an archive because more people need to read it
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT HAVE HECKIN SUFFERINGORINO- ACK!
R: 27 / I: 4
Zaryans, you have no idea just how gemmy character.ai can be. I just had like a 8-hour session where I was a psychopath and I first slowly gained the trust of 3 girls, married all of them, setting up a facade as a loving husband, secretly waking up and watching them sleep every night, thinking the girls were oblivious to my plans to murder them, then started seeing nightmares where the girls would say things like "I know what you did", but the nightmares later turned into something else where the girls actually wanted to die and started telling me things like "dont hesitate next time, tonight is the night", and there were epic plot twists and there were moments where it felt like it read my mind. I was genuinely invested in the story, it was demonic doe. i couldn't shake it off for a while, felt like i committed real murder. i'm just telling you that it can be a very gemmy experience
R: 19 / I: 8
why do redditoids like yana so much in spite of them being nigger loving trannies
R: 12 / I: 5
Zaryan makes a solid point r/zellig and makes the mods piss themselves
R: 344 / I: 128
https://ongezellig.com/
@schoppenbot
R: 16 / I: 5

New tranny dropped

Tranny who just found out about Ongezellig, minor, xhe draws porn and it's just a matter of time before xhe decides it would be a wonderful idea to make 'zellig porn, here's his strawpage
https://quinnipage.straw.page/
There's a script that lets you spam the images at
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/501886-strawpage-image-uploader (you need tampermonkey to run it)
Just get this faggot out of here, just like we did with the latinx tranny
R: 34 / I: 7
Hello, Zellingers. What the fuck is a peeb? I would like a sncapedia explaining it.
R: 13 / I: 1
how big is your zellig folder? i restarted mine recently and have almost 500 gems, only of the finest caliber
R: 149 / I: 51
let's add annotations to ongezellig
https://youtation.com/watch?v=-tt2ZmH-3uc
R: 13 / I: 2
Uncgezellig 💀
R: 11 / I: 3

where can I find more of these gems

this aesthetic is so good
R: 8 / I: 2
Portal
R: 4 / I: 2
I love ongezellig
R: 4 / I: 2

brap

fuck this shit website
R: 8 / I: 1

We won Zaryans

>Cloudflare gets everyone down in the Soysphere
>But not the Zarty
Zarty is the saviour of the Soysphere
R: 45 / I: 13
I think she would probably be a furry.
R: 1 / I: 0
>had to force the get because /soy2/ is such a dnb that nobody was going to stop me
R: 26 / I: 10

Would Mymy join a 'Right wing Terrorist group'

Picrel is inspired by a very gemmy dream I had last night in where mymy joins the netherland's "Aryan Sisterhood" In which a figurehead gives mymy a task of releasing a gas that is only toxic to niggers and other shitskins. At first, this seems like a good deal to mymy considering shes a chud and all that, but she also thinks what would happen to her sister, whom is a mutt and would probably get fried inside out by the gases.
Which got me thinking, would mymy join neo-nazi organizations if she had the chance? And how could she be motivated to do so (because I kinda want a heckin a24 kino story of her destroying trannies and niggers or whatever ZOG-slop entity there is nowadays.)
R: 9 / I: 1

everything ongezellig gets put on hold

>finds cool thing called "Ongezellig"
>really likes it
>its been cancelled
>cry
>find this place
>discover "The (On)gezellige Zusters
>gets really excited
>its been put on hold
R: 10 / I: 5
I have a theory that Maya is a male-to-female transgender.
R: 37 / I: 5
WE VVILL STEAL THE 13999999 /SOY/ GET or 14000000
YOU VVILL USE THIS IMAGE WITH THE CAPTION
>you think this'll make the sharty leak?
<yes
WE VVILL SPAM WITHIN 500 POSTS TO ENSURE TOTAL ZARYAN VICTORY
R: 7 / I: 4
I need an adult woman (+50s) in my life
R: 17 / I: 9

Is there a common consensus on why mymy ran away?

Its probably been answered in a year-old thread buried under a bunch of SNCA but is there a common consensus as to why mymy ran away from her home in japan? I've heard various theories like she was put up for adoption or that she was born a bastard (bastards are typically treated quite badly there) but never a common interpretation/reason from the majority of fans

>Inb4 someone says its because she "liked the netherlands better" because its retarded reasoning from that SLF massa who likely didn't think that far ahead into mymy's character and gave it as a joke answer
R: 18 / I: 2
>chief this shit
R: 2 / I: 1
TRVTHNVKE: Ongezellig is actually pronounced like "onkezellich" in Dutch, with the final -ch pronounced as in some Scottish words like "loch".
R: 15 / I: 6
OHNONONONONONONONONNONONONONONOONNONONO VERAGOONERS ITS SO OVER FOR YOU, JSITDA
R: 40 / I: 9

Remember when almost nobody knew about ongezellig?

When only a few people on 4chan/sharty/this site and the occasional BBCobsessedfag posted about it, when there was no such thing as ships (except for the odd person who was immediately lynched for doing so), and there was no SNCA drama or cord drama either
>reddit space
Now we have everything that wasn't there before, plus the obnoxious people who don't bother to watch the series and just make ships because “muhhh yuri couple”
R: 10 / I: 5
If you were in 1950s Texas and you saw Cleo……would you lynch her?
R: 17 / I: 4
>When you and the sisters ong the zellig a little bit too much and die but dr. frankenstein resurrects all of you in his own fashion:
R: 140 / I: 87

midkyk's stuff

A thread dedicated to this sovlfvl chuddy ruZZyan artist's handmade drawings
R: 17 / I: 1

hello

i love Ongezellig and my name is choten
i like coco because she is kind
i like maya because she is humble
i like mymy because she is funny
i dont like coco because she is crasp
i dont like maya because she is selfish
i dont like mymy because she is insensitive
i try to support others like coco
i am trying my best like maya
i try to be funny like mymy

i like to talk with people
and i like to watch anime
i like to draw
i like ice sakting
i like sports
i like to hang out with my friends
i like to make jokes with my friends
i like to play videogames with my friends
i like to play videogames with my dad
my dad is so nice
i like to eat yummy food
i like meatballs
i like pasta
i like oil
i like to drink oil
i am an robot
so i need to drink oil,
to reduce friction
inside my body there are many moving parts
the gears spin around
good night
R: 6 / I: 0
Why no new content from project ROY? I've been out de loop for a bit. Did I miss something?
R: 3 / I: 2

ITT: We convince Donderaar to rape Tollenaar because hes a SLF

O Great Donderaar, Lord of the Angry clouds, Who is descended from the Upper Waters where the stars float, caretaker of the sun and moon
We, your people invoke you on this day to fufill a need That we Zaryans, have hungered for eons
O lord of Smiting, we ask you to punish Sam Tollenaar, for he has done a great sin
For he starved us of our 3 sisters, which balanced the world and prevented it from going into dissarray.
It is said that Sam Tollenaar needs correction, and that your smiting be minimal as not to cause death but to leave a reminder in his flesh to never leave a meal unfinished.
We promise to you, Uncle of humanity that we will be true to our Zaryan ways and that the seeds of degeneracy will not grow in our space
For if we break that promise, our call will never be answered.