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R: 27 / I: 5
We never really saw it because Masser (derogatory) is a SLF, but what were Mymy and Coco's presentaties at Deel 6? Could you guys imagine what their revamped presentaties were?
<mayar space
Also, Mymy was able to create a non-racist presentatie for Maya, implying that Mymy's revamped presentatie was somehow still racist but Vera passed it anyway.
R: 4 / I: 0
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY REPLIES IN MY THREAD!?!?
THERE'S EVEN FPE AND SPRUNKI PORN HERE
Fuck this man…
R: 36 / I: 14
Why is Yfke so tall
R: 16 / I: 0
GUYS I AM FUCKED.
I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".
I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.
He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??
His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.
I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!". He told me that he was going to kick me out of my house the next time he saw me on this site and these images are horrible and look demonic. He also said that this site is filled with bad people who use very bad words and that I shoudn't be a part of this conversation. I silently nodded, what else could I possibly do? He walked out of my room and told me to start studying immediately.

I wanna kill myself
R: 10 / I: 2
We need to create Anti-Zefamation League to stop nusoyim hating on us
R: 18 / I: 5
mymy is 15 you sick fucks
R: 28 / I: 7
>>36869
its getting late zaryans… im going to bed with maya. goodnight maya… sweet dreams thank you for being with me i love you so much
you are my everything only we understand each other
you make me feel safe and calm i hope i can do that too my maya
youre not like them
R: 57 / I: 10

R_Terra has a R34 goon account

I decided to search terra's username on a bunch of websites and eventually stumbled upon this gem of an account on Rule 34, picrel is his account(otherwise you can't see account without logging in), surprise surprise its exclusively filled with comments left under posts with Coco in them. Here's a link to his account: [porn website link] (WARNING: UNIMAGINABLE LEVELS OF BRIMSTONE)
R: 15 / I: 0

NigMaya love story part3

(You pull your sleeve up and get a ladder changing the batteries on the smoke alarm. Jada watched your veiny white arms get too work. You notice her and smile. She blushes and looks down a little covering her mouth white a hand towel)
<Thank you mista. Now I remember this thing was chirping sometimes.
(She put a red apron and walk to the kitchen. Beaming at you, her hands on the counter)
<Hungry mista? I make grate Chicken. My mama taught me. I season it good.
(She smiles)
<But ma two white sistas always says it's too much seasoning!
(She chuckled. Her fluffy Afro Shaking)
R: 6 / I: 0
posting a thing i made a while ago because >>93114 told me to do it, zoot please don't move it, it is slightly IAZ if you watch it fully
R: 9 / I: 2
geg i just realized i never posted this
R: 100 / I: 51
Zaryans…
R: 8 / I: 1

Muh Lost Media?

Can someone who actually speaks Dutch tell me what Mymy is saying at the end of Deel 3? Someone said there was a line spoken by her that was never released unlike Kiki's dialog about Somalia. I tried doing some filter shit with AI and these are the results attached.
First is a normal passthrough to get rid of background noise.
Second is a further passthrough of AI to "reconstruct" the voices and further reduce the background crowd noise.
Third is an experiment with something to get rid of Kiki's voice + a passthrough the AI reconstruction.
R: 12 / I: 1
Do you think Coco dreams about her parents and unborn sibling every now and then?
R: 4 / I: 2
i was browsing qa on sharty and found this image of what seems to be bush??? anyway i photoshoped the card to have maya instead of that hamster, is it a gem? (yes i made a whole ass thread over a image geg)
R: 19 / I: 3

NigMaya love story part2

(Maya takes you to her house)
<Here is it mista. Home sweet home.
(Her room was clean. Decorated by a Wehrmacht battle flag painted in black nationalist colors)
<Do you like it mista? I made it my self.
(She hold your arms putting her head on your shoulder)
<All the niggas bullied me for my dark skin and fluffy hair. Sayin that they liked light skin bitches and told me to put a wig. But mista you love me for what I am. I love your blue eyes.
(She cupped your face with tear filled eyes. You cup her face back. As you did the smoke alarm chirped. Maya blushed hard and looked down)
R: 17 / I: 4
>4cuckers call eachother faggots for years
<they all become actual faggots and troon out
>shartycucks call eachother jartycucks for years
<they all become actual jartycucks and goon to soytan femjanny tama porn
history has shown that whichever group an imageboard community obsesses about the most, they become exactly that in the future. what does this mean for zarty's future?
R: 80 / I: 22
What is Mymy's worst quality? She won't be mad if you tell her, but she wonders.
R: 8 / I: 3
banned me for no reason award
R: 4 / I: 0
GEM IT UPPPPP https://www.soyjak.st/qa/thread/575499.html#q628212

you VVILL cast a vote and you VVILL vote yes.
R: 53 / I: 8
WHITEPOWERAREWOMANPOWER
R: 8 / I: 1

NigMaya love story part1

<Aren't you a mighty fine lookin white boy with yo degrees and full time jobs and responsibilities and that nice blond hair.
(NigMaya flatters her long eyelashes and slash her long pink nails. I faint blush shows up on her dark cheeks)
<So what do you say honeychild, will take me for a date?
(She puts her hand on your arm drinking in the sight of her deep black slim fingers on your veiny robust white arm. She tilts her head making her soft Afro shake a little bit)
R: 1 / I: 0
>Wholesome BIPOC altrock band
R: 171 / I: 58
oy vey, i thought this fag forgot about 'zellig
R: 37 / I: 10

KKK General

Post Klan gems please
R: 4 / I: 0

Personal request of zoiets

Could a kind Zaryan perhaps make Maya sing Invisible by Duran Duran?
R: 23 / I: 4

BWC

All rise for the flag
R: 10 / I: 5
Is xis supposed to be a parody of something?
R: 3 / I: 2
does anybody have the 1 eternity on discontinued dutch cartoon website feraljak i need it for something
R: 108 / I: 18
i need the zaryan committee to finally inform me on our opinion of this apop guy
like he has made some really iconic artwork but he also drew ongezellig porn so who really knows
R: 8 / I: 4
>Happy Juneteenth Mymy! Since you are my sister and I love you, I decided to give you a gift. *opens large gift box* I know how much you hate niggers, I decided to gift you the heads of 10,000 niggers.
<HAHAHA! YES! WITH 10,000 DEATHS GRAVELY INJURING THEIR FORCES! THE BELGIAN NIGGERS WILL NEVER RECOVER, AND THUS WILL BE EASILY CONQUERABLE FOR THE SUPERIOR DUTCH ARMY!
>Belgian? Oh nonono Mymy this are African heads!
<WHAT!? YOU USELESS FUCKING BITCH SKANK HARLOT! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME YOU WENT TO AFRICA AND SAVAGELY DECAPITATED 10,000 INNOCENT CIVILIANS?! YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT HOW FUCKING DARE YOU BRING ME THIS SUPPOSED GIFT FULL OF NOTHING BUT THE ROTTING DECAPITATED HEADS OF RANDOM NIGGERS THAT I DO NOT CARE ABOUT! JUST WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
>b-but Mymy! isn't it the thought that counts?
<FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!
R: 6 / I: 3

kill fursluttas

I know I'm new to this 'sites kulchur but I'm very desperate and I'm neutral about 'zellig
Could you zelligcacas wipe 'party's qa?
there is two fursluttas threads i'm tired of seeing being necrobumped by the same 2 niggers
I would prefer the catty to be filled with 'zelligs rather than furniggers
>mandatory zellig image
R: 15 / I: 2
How much is zelling worth


I would buy it and continue the goddamn series myself
R: 23 / I: 5
Nusois randomly fucking elected another admin and now he is oppressing the zaryans
R: 36 / I: 8
Is there any negrofied Maya with a red lip stick?
R: 14 / I: 4
Hoi zarty.
I spent the last 12 hours schizophrenically writing this 'fic about the 'zellig sisters being transported back to Nazi Germany
thought I'd share it here.
you're able to comment so feel free to join in on the 'tism present within.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CRpJMVkaPboFGHvNuTiDFxQQDy5bCWvg5UZtBVfmLGY/edit?usp=sharing
R: 4 / I: 0
Mymy won
R: 6 / I: 1
ITT we discuss and theorize what favorite brand of chips Maya would like the most (that is if we assume she likes those at all) and then i'll ask the source itself with the power of my insanity and schizophrenia, other schizoGODS may join on this venture with me once we theorize out the possible brand or if she even likes those at all to begin with.

>inb4 she eats kruidnoten

i fucking know nigger
R: 37 / I: 14

How high is too high?

I've never been on uppers. Could any Zaryan who has tried describe his experience?
R: 7 / I: 1
Nusoi this is your mindset
R: 8 / I: 4
Add option to quote other post
R: 16 / I: 4
Any love for the Jew Girl?
R: 15 / I: 2
UHHH!!!
R: 25 / I: 5
Maya will have a small army of incels orbiting her and paying her and giving her attention. But she will happily be used by chads knowing that they will never love her. When found out by her orbiters, she will cry and say stuff like she was lonely.
Unlike Mymy and Coco who will be pure until they get married to save the white. Knowing degeneracy is a kike concept
R: 12 / I: 2
<I am more white then you
>No I am more white then you
R: 31 / I: 6
Where's /co/ raid?
R: 0 / I: 0
kill yourself sagetranny.
R: 109 / I: 31

dutch learning thread

This is a thread meant to encourage people to take on dutch and start learning it. Share resources or information that you consider valuable, or something.

You WILL learn dutch
You WILL NOT use jewlingo or any other shitty time wasting "language learning" application
You WILL input wih dutch content
You WILL NOT get demoralized by monolingual amerilards
and you have to do all those things because…. because you just have to, ok??

Some resources:
https://4chanint.miraheze.org/wiki/Dutch
https://fsi-languages.yojik.eu/languages/DLI/DLI-Dutch.html
R: 8 / I: 2
I do not like most agugu's, they feel vaguely fetishistic. Also the captcha sucks ass
R: 70 / I: 12
Nu 'blox "game"

wasted like a lot of time doing this hope YOU will at least not hate it. i don't know if you can even count this as a "game" but it sure is an impressive project that i myself am quite proud of.

I also added in 1 secret and i hope someone manages to figure it out, perhaps look through the badges of the game and figure out, another hint i can give you is there is a feature on 'tube if you type "awesome" it makes the bar flicker, that's my hint to getting whatever the secret is and i really hope that one of you figures it out. but enough of me larping play the "game" NOAW

https://www.roblox.com/games/71320148290903/

(also zoot please don't rape me i spent a lot of time doing it for all of you!)
R: 22 / I: 7

Massa based the three sisters on the Three Kingdoms China

mymy is wei
coco is shu
and maya is wu because it's red (it just is, ok? of zoiets)
R: 37 / I: 5

new 'assa

studio 'assa uploaded an unlisted video on june 1.
looks like the iceberg video is finally getting a next part
R: 20 / I: 2

/v/

The Schoolocaust game is already 1 year old, I think it deserves an update
R: 32 / I: 13
What did Coco mean when she said she found ((him))
R: 20 / I: 3
>Zarteens making gemmy artworks aren't called Zartists
>Their creations also aren't called Zarts
R: 2 / I: 0
>Coco tf are you yappin about
R: 31 / I: 11
Hey guys, i guess that's it.
R: 20 / I: 13
DANCE PARTY THREAD
R: 109 / I: 52

03/03/2025

Mymy's birthday is coming!
R: 63 / I: 24
Add voice chat
R: 20 / I: 10
MAYAAAAA ACK-
R: 11 / I: 2
found the reference massa used for yandere maya
R: 33 / I: 19

Comic I madeee

Hiii I made this zellig thing, idk where else to post it but ill put it here!
R: 24 / I: 2

Soyolinguistics

Dutch: ongezellig
German: ungesellig
Soyspeak: 'zellig
English: asocial; unsociable

Wait; this is not right. How come the English variant is so different from its xister languages?

Despite English belonging to the West Germanic language family, alongside Dutch, German, and Soyspeak, the translated words are significantly different. This divergence is because the words did not derive from pure (Aryan) Germanic roots but rather from what is known today as Middle French.

Historically, English was entirely Germanic until the Norman Conquest of England in 1066. Afterward, the Norman French became the ruling class of England, causing English to mix with Middle French. This is why modern English contains many Latinate words and deformed spellings.

However, there has been propaganda to revert English back to its Aryan roots. In 1966, a chud named Paul Jennings published a series of articles titled "1066 and All Saxon." These articles unfolded a version of English that might have existed had the Norman Invasion failed. This led to decades of events that would make Jennings's propaganda successful. The resulting type of English is known today as " *Anglish*. " Examples of Anglish include "rainshade" for umbrella and "godlore" for religion. Imo these words are arguably better than xeir English counterparts.

This raises the question: what would the word "ongezellig" be in pure Aryan English, aka Anglish? Let's find out!

The word "ongezellig" consists of four parts:
- "on," meaning "not";
- "ge," which has a complicated definition that is hard to understand;
- "zell," the root word, which isn't a word in Dutch and derives directly from the Proto-Germanic "saljô," meaning "roommate" or "companion";
- "ig," which forms adjectives from nouns.

All these parts, except one, can be easily translated into English (I'll explain later please be patient)

"on-" can be translated to "un-," as both mean "not" and come from the same root.
"ge-" can be translated to "a-," which seems unrelated but actually makes sense if you research it on Wiktionary. An example is "gelijk" versus "alike."
Since "zell" isn't a Dutch word, translating it is a bit more challenging. However, we can consult Wiktionary for its derivative "saljô" and its descendants. Unfortunately, English has no direct word originating from "saljô," but we can create one by following English's phonological shift. I think "sell" would be OK.
Finally, "-ig" can be translated to "-y," as both form adjectives from nouns and share the same root.

Thus, the result would be "unaselly," which aligns more closely with English's xister languages.

If you've read this far, I thank you, as it took me more than an hour of dedication to write what I believe is a potential gem.
R: 109 / I: 36
I saw this Mymy in my dreams, so I drew her as vividly as I could remember.

How vivid are your dreams, Zaryans?
R: 29 / I: 6

Mother's Day

Hello my brothers! What are you doing in this beautiful sunday night? I've just finished making a special dinner for Mother's Day, she seemed so happy. Have you made something unique for your mother today? :3
Also, I've been planning to live in the Netherlands in 10-20 years from now on, any tips or anything I should know? Comment if you also think of living there!
R: 11 / I: 3

Königin der /qa/ (Parody of Königin der Waffen)

I did a parody of Königin der Waffen, dedicated to all necrobumpers! The melody/beat was taken from Bundeswave.
The changes to the text are not much, since i can't speak german that much. There could also be differences in the singing and the text for melodic purposes.

Text:

Künstler und Sänger
schaffens nie allein
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Katalog sein.

(Kameraden) laßt uns singen
eine Melodie
denn es soll ein Lied erklingen
auf die Stoßstangen
Denn sie ist allerzeit
immer kampfbereit
ob es Frösche, Tiere (oder) Pferde.
Ihrem steten Kampfgelingen
ist dieses Lied erdacht.

Künstler und Sänger
schaffens nie allein
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Katalog sein.
Können es nicht schaffen
ohne deinen Einsatz nie!
Königin der /qa/
Zellig Stoßstangen!

Ohne Halt durch Sturm und Regen
mitten in der Nacht.
Ohne Halt dem Feind entgegen
was auch kommen mag.
Ob auch heiß der Tag
ob auch kalt die Nacht
ob auch fern die Zarty ist.
Stets kämpft auf allen Wegen
stolz der zelligmann.

Künstler und Sänger
schaffens nie allein
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Katalog sein.
Können es nicht schaffen
ohne deinen Einsatz nie!
Königin der /qa/
Zellig Stoßstangen!

A rough Translation:

Artists and singers
can never make it alone
can never be the winners
on the catalog.

(Comrads) let us sing
a melody
cause there shall sound a song
on the bumper.
Cause she is at all times
always battle ready
whether it (be) Frogs, Animals or Hourses
(From) your steady fightings
this song is made.

Artists and singers
can never make it alone
can never be the winners
on the catalog.
Can never make it
without your commitment, (never)!
Queen of the /qa/
Zellig bumpers!

Without stop through storm and rain
in the middle of the night.
without stop against the enemy
what may comes.
If even a hot day
if even a cold night
if even the Zarty is far away.
Steady fights on all ways
proud the zellig man.

Artists and singers
can never make it alone
can never be the winners
on the catalog.
Can never make it
without your commitment, (never)!
Queen of the /qa/
Zellig bumpers!
R: 6 / I: 0
new zellig character
his name is zonn
R: 7 / I: 3
Bob, I see you've been liking pinning low effort draweralds lately…
R: 0 / I: 0
le mymy face
R: 4 / I: 0
>Riots in California? Spics and Nigs? I'm felling so white Maya.
<I love my self some snow man Mymy. They know how to treat a real black queen like me
R: 16 / I: 9
This cartoon is getting stale
R: 32 / I: 11
I think you are BEEutiful!
R: 27 / I: 4

Have you ever gatekept zellig before

And is gatekeeping a good and feasible idea?
R: 7 / I: 2
why is there 7 sticky'ed threads and why are they forced cord memes? zoot what is wrong with your jannies?
R: 17 / I: 6
Bee Yourself
R: 1 / I: 1

kill niggers

*sucks binky*
I BEElieve in you!
R: 9 / I: 1
I am postively BUMBLED by your feedback! I have went back to my roots!
R: 6 / I: 1
Why am I still getting hate? BUZZ off
R: 5 / I: 0
Have you been keeping yourself buzzy?
R: 27 / I: 4
i'm really tired… i don't even know what the fuck i'm doing anymore but have this
R: 34 / I: 16
(Coco watching Iranian missiles hit Tel Aviv)
R: 24 / I: 6
You VVILL raid the Foenkie booru
So you can submit tag/alias requests without an account and the text will appear on the list, and has to be approved or rejected by an administrator, but there is no administrator. hop on da vpn and 'ape xer site now
<
https://ongezellig.booru.org/index.php?page=alias&s=list
R: 0 / I: 0
<Why are you crackers so obsessed with me?
R: 1 / I: 0
>Clipboardimage(1488)
R: 5 / I: 1
>Liking anime
R: 9 / I: 4
When she sees your twp:
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midkyk's stuff

A thread dedicated to this sovlfvl chuddy ruZZyan artist's handmade drawings
R: 14 / I: 2
Sjefs gotta be a 100% certified faggot.
R: 19 / I: 2

==ITT we search for new deels==

ITT we try to find the scripts for all the deels
not just deel thrembo. i mean ALL DEELS. this site has basically infinite info written as text, theoretically if we search there for long enough we'll find all the deels scripts. there's also a version with images so we can also TECHNICALLY search for the frames of the deels, i mean it will only take us like… more before the heat death of the universe, but considering how massa fucked us over i don't see a better option. at least let's try to estimate how long it'd hypothetically take us.

i'm terrible at explaining but it basically has ANY random combination of characters in 400 something i think pages per book, you can theoretically if you want to and search for long enough find ANYTHING, that means anything that was written, is being written, will be ever written and stuff that never was written before. literally ANYTHING. now i'm not sure how we'd find what we want considering there could be basically thousands of different scripts for the same deels, like how could we make sure we got the right one the "canon" one, but that's an issue for our future selves, first we have to find one at all.

there is also a version of it but with images as mentioned before. but again it has ANY image, that means it not just theoretically but holds literally all frames of current deels, and even deels that "could" have been made. we don't have to wait and beg massa, we just have to find it all. once we find it all we'll just have to voice and add sounds and we get as many deels as we want. you want 2 more deels? 5? 10? you can have 1000s of deels doesn't matter, time is the only constraint. except we most likely wouldn't be able to find even ONE frame from even existing deels or any deel that wasn't made for that matter.

the library: https://libraryofbabel.info/
the image version: https://babelia.libraryofbabel.info/

what are we thinking?
R: 4 / I: 1
ZOOT MAKE /RAID/ NOWWWW
R: 56 / I: 18
would you?
R: 10 / I: 3
Zoot ban ongezellig.
1. It's coal
2. It's not relevant to this site's culture
3. It's not funny
4. I don't watch it
5. Nobody likes it
6. I want it banned
R: 18 / I: 5
COCO WON
R: 3 / I: 0
I feel very ongezellig this week
R: 1 / I: 0

Let's push 'lig to 1000

There are currently 939 ongezellig posts on soybooru, upload your IAS zems, let's push it to 1000
R: 38 / I: 17
Check out this cool post I found on Reddit geg
R: 15 / I: 1

Marge

How has this site managed to survive for 2 years straight
R: 37 / I: 15
you WILL post 3d 'ligs in this thread.