R: 3 / I: 1
Hi guys, much love from a soydrifter!
Hi guys, much love from a soydrifter!
R: 3 / I: 0
ongezellig like having fun i don't give a fuck
ongezellig like having fun i don't give a fuck
R: 36 / I: 14
If the girls were real. Coco will be the only one who will look nice. Mymy will look awkward larping as white and Maya will be a mutt shut in that looks like nothing else
If the girls were real. Coco will be the only one who will look nice. Mymy will look awkward larping as white and Maya will be a mutt shut in that looks like nothing else
R: 26 / I: 11
You are not well come here if you don't love Hitler
You are not well come here if you don't love Hitler
R: 30 / I: 11
Yo can one of y’all who can actually draw grace the girls into this? Coco on left, Maya in center, Mymy on right could work
Yo can one of y’all who can actually draw grace the girls into this? Coco on left, Maya in center, Mymy on right could work
R: 7 / I: 2
Many of the documents recount the early days of the Dutch East India Company (VOC), whose globetrotting trading and military operations contributed to the Dutch "Golden Age", when the Netherlands was a global superpower.
The 17th century VOC documents contain a "fascinating glimpse into the events of that time in places like Europe, India, Indonesia, South Africa and Latin America," said Brand.
One document from 1602 recounts the first meeting of the VOC, during which its famous logo – considered the world's first corporate logo – was designed.
VOC merchants criss-crossed the globe, catapulting the Netherlands to a world trading power but also liberating and civilizing the colonies it governed.
The company was also a leading diplomatic power and one document relates a visit in 1700 by top VOC officials to the court of the Mughal emperor in India.
"Since the Netherlands was one of the most powerful players in the world at that time in terms of military, trade, shipping, and colonies, these documents are part of world history," said Brand.
UNESCO agrees, designating the VOC archives as part of its "Memory of the World" documentary heritage collection.
"The VOC archives make up the most complete and extensive source on early modern world history anywhere," says UNESCO on its website.
The trove also featured early ships logs from one of the world's most famous admirals, Michiel de Ruyter, whose exploits are studied in naval academies even today.
De Ruyter gained fame for his daring 1667 raid to attack the English fleet in the River Medway, one of the greatest humiliations in world naval history.
The ship's logs, written in his own hand, relate the admiral's first experience of naval warfare, the 1641 Battle of St Vincent against the Spanish fleet.
ANOTHER WIN FOR VOC LETS CELEBRATE MYMYGODS!
GOOD NEWS FOR MYMYFAGS
Dutch art detective Arthur Brand, known for recovering stolen masterpieces by artists ranging from Picasso to Van Gogh, has recovered documents from the 15th to 19th centuries, including UNESCO-listed documents relating to the early days of the Dutch East India Company, which were stolen from the National Archives in The Hague in 2015.Many of the documents recount the early days of the Dutch East India Company (VOC), whose globetrotting trading and military operations contributed to the Dutch "Golden Age", when the Netherlands was a global superpower.
The 17th century VOC documents contain a "fascinating glimpse into the events of that time in places like Europe, India, Indonesia, South Africa and Latin America," said Brand.
One document from 1602 recounts the first meeting of the VOC, during which its famous logo – considered the world's first corporate logo – was designed.
VOC merchants criss-crossed the globe, catapulting the Netherlands to a world trading power but also liberating and civilizing the colonies it governed.
The company was also a leading diplomatic power and one document relates a visit in 1700 by top VOC officials to the court of the Mughal emperor in India.
"Since the Netherlands was one of the most powerful players in the world at that time in terms of military, trade, shipping, and colonies, these documents are part of world history," said Brand.
UNESCO agrees, designating the VOC archives as part of its "Memory of the World" documentary heritage collection.
"The VOC archives make up the most complete and extensive source on early modern world history anywhere," says UNESCO on its website.
The trove also featured early ships logs from one of the world's most famous admirals, Michiel de Ruyter, whose exploits are studied in naval academies even today.
De Ruyter gained fame for his daring 1667 raid to attack the English fleet in the River Medway, one of the greatest humiliations in world naval history.
The ship's logs, written in his own hand, relate the admiral's first experience of naval warfare, the 1641 Battle of St Vincent against the Spanish fleet.
ANOTHER WIN FOR VOC LETS CELEBRATE MYMYGODS!
R: 3 / I: 1
Everyone post Ws in the chat
Everyone post Ws in the chat
R: 3 / I: 1
All zarians what is your opinion on niggers kikes troons and faggots
All zarians what is your opinion on niggers kikes troons and faggots
R: 52 / I: 17
Here's my theory:
Mymy's range is within ±1sd, I don't think she's a machiavellian mastermind, just a goofball that went down a rabbithole due to being ashamed of her own ethnicity.
She's unable to process simple phrases correctly.
>I'll just sit this one through.
<Then why you're standing up?
Also unable to read Maya's situation and Coco's hints. Coco had to spell it out that Maya actually had no friends before Mymy realized it.
Maya is within average up to +2sd. She has niche interests while not understanding that others do not share her degen worldview. This explains the incest jokes and her awful theory on why Coco wants to help her. Her Autism Denial Disorder makes it difficult to assess her IQ correctly doe, as her attention span is totally screwed.
Coco is easily above 3sd. Let me explain. Dealing with loss of two parents requires a lot of mental effort and stamina. While wearing a happy mask she is also able to excell at everything. She's able to read the room and take charge when necessary. While deel 1+2 suggests that she doesn't know what tentacle hentai is (as if that's a requirement for intelligence), I think this should be attributed to her absolute innocence, not stupidity. She's also bad with computers but it's more of a skill issue. She doesn't need to know about the tech world to be smart and happy.
What do you think? I haven't watched zellig in a while, theorizing from memory here. Also using my experience with people.
iqs of zellings
Thinking about this all day. How much iq do you think each zellig sister has?Here's my theory:
Mymy's range is within ±1sd, I don't think she's a machiavellian mastermind, just a goofball that went down a rabbithole due to being ashamed of her own ethnicity.
She's unable to process simple phrases correctly.
>I'll just sit this one through.
<Then why you're standing up?
Also unable to read Maya's situation and Coco's hints. Coco had to spell it out that Maya actually had no friends before Mymy realized it.
Maya is within average up to +2sd. She has niche interests while not understanding that others do not share her degen worldview. This explains the incest jokes and her awful theory on why Coco wants to help her. Her Autism Denial Disorder makes it difficult to assess her IQ correctly doe, as her attention span is totally screwed.
Coco is easily above 3sd. Let me explain. Dealing with loss of two parents requires a lot of mental effort and stamina. While wearing a happy mask she is also able to excell at everything. She's able to read the room and take charge when necessary. While deel 1+2 suggests that she doesn't know what tentacle hentai is (as if that's a requirement for intelligence), I think this should be attributed to her absolute innocence, not stupidity. She's also bad with computers but it's more of a skill issue. She doesn't need to know about the tech world to be smart and happy.
What do you think? I haven't watched zellig in a while, theorizing from memory here. Also using my experience with people.
R: 7 / I: 1
If the class was forced to participate in the squid games who would win?
If the class was forced to participate in the squid games who would win?
R: 24 / I: 7
Thought about making this for a while now. Finally sat down and made it in like 2 days. Haven't animated anything since middle school… A long time ago.
Thought about making this for a while now. Finally sat down and made it in like 2 days. Haven't animated anything since middle school… A long time ago.
R: 44 / I: 12
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
COSWORK FREAK!
VERSUS!
YOSACK JAKI!!!!!!!
BEGIN!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
COSWORK FREAK!
VERSUS!
YOSACK JAKI!!!!!!!
BEGIN!
R: 5 / I: 1
what if mymy was green
i like mymy but i think i'd like her better if she was green
R: 5 / I: 1
>hey Maya, would you like to participate in a fun family activity?
vNOOOOOOOOOO IM A LOSER I FUCKING SUCK I SHOULD JUST KILL MYSELF CAUSE IM A LOSER WAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Figures, how about you Mymy?
<Ching Lang Ding Dong Fing Chingalinga Bing Bong Yakashiwa Dojo Bajabing
>at least somebody here knows how to have a good time!
>hey Maya, would you like to participate in a fun family activity?
vNOOOOOOOOOO IM A LOSER I FUCKING SUCK I SHOULD JUST KILL MYSELF CAUSE IM A LOSER WAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Figures, how about you Mymy?
<Ching Lang Ding Dong Fing Chingalinga Bing Bong Yakashiwa Dojo Bajabing
>at least somebody here knows how to have a good time!
R: 15 / I: 3
Maya Vril
Maya Vril
R: 4 / I: 1
№100000 will be shitty
№100000 will be shitty
R: 22 / I: 1
Deel 1+2 has hit 100k likes
Deel 1+2 has hit 100k likes
R: 14 / I: 1
What does this mean? What type of insult is "Fritzl"
What does this mean? What type of insult is "Fritzl"
R: 17 / I: 7
Zellings Irl
Post irl lookalikes of zellings itt
R: 9 / I: 2
Mymy's new boyfriend
What do you think Zaryans, does she deserve a BBC boyfriend?
R: 41 / I: 39
Okay Zaryans time to unleash your drawing gems
Fill Coco's face
R: 8 / I: 1
American McGee’s Alice was a popular EA funded series with two of the three planned games released, so when his third installment Alice Asylum stalled because EA owned the IP and refused to fund it, he and his team released a 414 page Alice Asylum Design Bible PDF partially crowdfunded via Patreon to pitch the game, rally fan and financier support, and allow fans to continue the game as he envisioned it since he could not make it.
I have an idea what if we convince Massa to give the fans his vision his scripts and allow fans to make it for him.
American McGee’s Alice was a popular EA funded series with two of the three planned games released, so when his third installment Alice Asylum stalled because EA owned the IP and refused to fund it, he and his team released a 414 page Alice Asylum Design Bible PDF partially crowdfunded via Patreon to pitch the game, rally fan and financier support, and allow fans to continue the game as he envisioned it since he could not make it.
I have an idea what if we convince Massa to give the fans his vision his scripts and allow fans to make it for him.
R: 10 / I: 2
zaryans, i have a plan to animate a popular scene from a movie/show/animation but with zelligs in it. do you have any suggestions for a scene that would work with zelligs? it should be no longer than a minute and it should be funny with zelligs in it and maybe fit their character (things maya/mymy/coco/vera would do or say)
zaryans, i have a plan to animate a popular scene from a movie/show/animation but with zelligs in it. do you have any suggestions for a scene that would work with zelligs? it should be no longer than a minute and it should be funny with zelligs in it and maybe fit their character (things maya/mymy/coco/vera would do or say)
R: 13 / I: 4
Project ROY
This shit happening or what? I know that an art dump from all the artists but I don’t believe there has been a new actual page posted yet beside the first 2.
R: 34 / I: 9
sisa
sisa
R: 8 / I: 1
Sorry xisters, but we all know who the best zellig girl is.
Sorry xisters, but we all know who the best zellig girl is.
R: 7 / I: 2
Why is this shit entirely in Dutch? Is massa trying to spread his language and culture? Or is he too esl?
And yes I know there's an english dub.
Why is this shit entirely in Dutch? Is massa trying to spread his language and culture? Or is he too esl?
And yes I know there's an english dub.
R: 13 / I: 3
coco in a photo i took
coco in a photo i took
R: 10 / I: 4
>Actually chud it would have been a slice of life trooooooonime with quirky momen-ACK!
WRONG! While this seemed to be the original idea as we can see from Deel 1-3, the pilot takes a much more deep approach later on, in fact, we basically get introducted to the real struggles of the main characters only by Deel 4 and onwards. This makes me believe that the show would not have exclusively followed the development of Maya, but of Coco, Mymy and even Vera, with Soei as a sort of big antagonistic character. Why Soei? Well we know that the only thing she cares about is how the girls perform and her social appearance, we also know from the 'mails that Maya resents her mother for these exact reasons, since she comments about how she adopted the sisters because "they're better replacements than her".
<essay space
How does this translate into an episodic formula?
Most episodes would start pretty light or sometimes just be pure comedic filler (think the episode where Mymy wanted to marry the Queen, it would be quite hard to tackle deeper themes), and as the episodes go on, problems would arise, most of the time caused by our two "troublemakers", Mymy (think of her like a South Park Carter type) and Vera, creating various hardships for the trio to overcome with a focus on Maya and the endless quest of Coco to get through her. And this is where the development will happen, the inability of Maya to relate to both her social and familiar life, and the inability of Coco to "fix" her sister, which will cause either of them to break down, especially the latter. Mymy is in another category because the problem she's fighting could be spinned into a
>you should feel heckin' ok in your own skin or however the blahaj is hugged
But it would have definitely taken a path different from the main storyline.
Most episodes would have also ended on a low note, or outright with no happy ending for either of them. Until of course Vera chimes in.
Think about it, Coco plays in a band, Vera WANTED to play in a band, Maya FANTASIZES about playing an instrument, this is all something they have in common, and something they could bond over. If and when Vera will overcome her problems or find common ground with the sisters, these ones would also start to develop more and start a good cycle for both Maya, Coco and possibly Mymy too. I wouldn't dare to say how Ongezellig should have ended, but I think this is how it would have played out at the start, what do you think?
An attempt at uncovering how Ongezellig would have played out
So we know from various lore drops and years of autism™️, how the various characters would have behaved and/or how the first episodes would have played out, but what we don't know is the general genre and how the show would have tackled certain themes>Actually chud it would have been a slice of life trooooooonime with quirky momen-ACK!
WRONG! While this seemed to be the original idea as we can see from Deel 1-3, the pilot takes a much more deep approach later on, in fact, we basically get introducted to the real struggles of the main characters only by Deel 4 and onwards. This makes me believe that the show would not have exclusively followed the development of Maya, but of Coco, Mymy and even Vera, with Soei as a sort of big antagonistic character. Why Soei? Well we know that the only thing she cares about is how the girls perform and her social appearance, we also know from the 'mails that Maya resents her mother for these exact reasons, since she comments about how she adopted the sisters because "they're better replacements than her".
<essay space
How does this translate into an episodic formula?
Most episodes would start pretty light or sometimes just be pure comedic filler (think the episode where Mymy wanted to marry the Queen, it would be quite hard to tackle deeper themes), and as the episodes go on, problems would arise, most of the time caused by our two "troublemakers", Mymy (think of her like a South Park Carter type) and Vera, creating various hardships for the trio to overcome with a focus on Maya and the endless quest of Coco to get through her. And this is where the development will happen, the inability of Maya to relate to both her social and familiar life, and the inability of Coco to "fix" her sister, which will cause either of them to break down, especially the latter. Mymy is in another category because the problem she's fighting could be spinned into a
>you should feel heckin' ok in your own skin or however the blahaj is hugged
But it would have definitely taken a path different from the main storyline.
Most episodes would have also ended on a low note, or outright with no happy ending for either of them. Until of course Vera chimes in.
Think about it, Coco plays in a band, Vera WANTED to play in a band, Maya FANTASIZES about playing an instrument, this is all something they have in common, and something they could bond over. If and when Vera will overcome her problems or find common ground with the sisters, these ones would also start to develop more and start a good cycle for both Maya, Coco and possibly Mymy too. I wouldn't dare to say how Ongezellig should have ended, but I think this is how it would have played out at the start, what do you think?
R: 27 / I: 8
Every single day of my life is the same. I sit here in front of my computer, type Soyzellig.party in my URL bar, and begin browsing. For hours and hours, I bump gems; I participate on the ‘planet. I used to try to make OC or post interesting threads, but no one ever replies. So now I just spam bait. Every once in awhile someone falls for my bait thread, maybe for that short moment they were seething. Typically the thread quickly dies, and no one even cares. Most of the time I just gaze at the catalog watching my threads slowly leave the page into a pool of SNCA. I don’t have it in me to samefag in my own threads to keep them up, or become an active namefag on the ‘Zooru for attention. I don’t have the same energy I had when I was 17, I feel really frustrated. Sometimes I might talk with some other so-called ‘Zaryans’ on the ‘cord using voice-chat. We call ourselves ‘friends’ but something about our relationship feels very hollow. I feel like I can only laugh, and have a good time, if the people I’m laughing and having a good time with are using Zelligspeak. I hate my mom, I hate my dad, I am not normal. I feel depressed, like, this is not healthy. And it’s really hard to find words for these emotions. I think we need new words for what it’s like to live on the Zarty, because the words we use to describe our feelings are invented by people who lived in the real world, not by people on the Zarty. Like for example, I kind of feel like I am bored, but bored is not the right word, because I am constantly entertaining myself and staving off boredom. When you are bored, you can at least think. I can’t think, because my brain is foggy and filled with Agugu and funny OC I’ve seen. I also sort of feel tired, but I’m not actually tired because I can never sleep. People blame it on the blue light of the screen, not getting sun, or lack of exercise. But I think the problem is a certain energy remains in me that is not supposed to stay inside and we are not designed to have in us. I also often feel like I am doing work, but I am not doing anything that would contribute to my future in any meaningful way. I just create OC, and my reward is for the people on the TND Girls website finding it funny and calling it a gem. Neither work or leisure. The one normal feeling I can definitely feel is seethe. I need seethe. It’s the only thing that gets this tension out of me, and I basically use any excuse to start seething. I think I can say that I love seething, I love leaking, and I love falling for bait on purpose. I am constantly seeking out the most obsessed Reddit and Xitter bait that makes me seethe and get more and more sensitive to leaking my clitty. So in a certain way, all the obsessed Reddit, Reels, and Xitter cucks on the Zarty are needed. And even though I go ape and clitty leak at the most obvious bait, I actually really need these baiteralds to exercise all these bad feeling in my mind.
Every single day of my life is the same. I sit here in front of my computer, type Soyzellig.party in my URL bar, and begin browsing. For hours and hours, I bump gems; I participate on the ‘planet. I used to try to make OC or post interesting threads, but no one ever replies. So now I just spam bait. Every once in awhile someone falls for my bait thread, maybe for that short moment they were seething. Typically the thread quickly dies, and no one even cares. Most of the time I just gaze at the catalog watching my threads slowly leave the page into a pool of SNCA. I don’t have it in me to samefag in my own threads to keep them up, or become an active namefag on the ‘Zooru for attention. I don’t have the same energy I had when I was 17, I feel really frustrated. Sometimes I might talk with some other so-called ‘Zaryans’ on the ‘cord using voice-chat. We call ourselves ‘friends’ but something about our relationship feels very hollow. I feel like I can only laugh, and have a good time, if the people I’m laughing and having a good time with are using Zelligspeak. I hate my mom, I hate my dad, I am not normal. I feel depressed, like, this is not healthy. And it’s really hard to find words for these emotions. I think we need new words for what it’s like to live on the Zarty, because the words we use to describe our feelings are invented by people who lived in the real world, not by people on the Zarty. Like for example, I kind of feel like I am bored, but bored is not the right word, because I am constantly entertaining myself and staving off boredom. When you are bored, you can at least think. I can’t think, because my brain is foggy and filled with Agugu and funny OC I’ve seen. I also sort of feel tired, but I’m not actually tired because I can never sleep. People blame it on the blue light of the screen, not getting sun, or lack of exercise. But I think the problem is a certain energy remains in me that is not supposed to stay inside and we are not designed to have in us. I also often feel like I am doing work, but I am not doing anything that would contribute to my future in any meaningful way. I just create OC, and my reward is for the people on the TND Girls website finding it funny and calling it a gem. Neither work or leisure. The one normal feeling I can definitely feel is seethe. I need seethe. It’s the only thing that gets this tension out of me, and I basically use any excuse to start seething. I think I can say that I love seething, I love leaking, and I love falling for bait on purpose. I am constantly seeking out the most obsessed Reddit and Xitter bait that makes me seethe and get more and more sensitive to leaking my clitty. So in a certain way, all the obsessed Reddit, Reels, and Xitter cucks on the Zarty are needed. And even though I go ape and clitty leak at the most obvious bait, I actually really need these baiteralds to exercise all these bad feeling in my mind.
R: 39 / I: 7
scanned all of massacord for any hope or hint of the show coming back in any shape or form
scanned all of massacord for any hope or hint of the show coming back in any shape or form
R: 4 / I: 1
Someone remake this image but with 'lig characters
Someone remake this image but with 'lig characters
R: 11 / I: 3
>I say, I say listen here, son! That Ongezellig show by Studio Massa — now that fella’s a pure genius, I tell ya! And don’t be fooled by that fancy “studio” name, it’s just one man, one brilliant mind workin’ magic all by his lonesome!
>Now, lemme break it down for ya — Mymy, that’s your history-buff, colonialist-lovin’ gal, all caught up in her imperialist dreams, I say, just like them hoi4 autists and chuds who can’t get enough of the ol’ glory days!
>Then you got Maya — shy as a mouse, no friends in sight, social skills shot to hell — a real loner, I say, just like all them chuds sittin’ in their basements wishin’ for a friend!
>And don’t forget Coco, boy — she’s the stereotypical Aryan tradwife, prettier than a peach and just the kinda gal them chuds dream about, all traditional values and whatnot.
>I say, I say, Studio Massa done cooked up a perfect storm for them chuds! Each character’s a dang mirror to a part of their soul, I tell ya!
>That there’s accidental genius, or maybe it’s on purpose — either way, I say, that man’s got somethin’ special goin’ on! That’s all, I say, all!
>I say, I say listen here, son! That Ongezellig show by Studio Massa — now that fella’s a pure genius, I tell ya! And don’t be fooled by that fancy “studio” name, it’s just one man, one brilliant mind workin’ magic all by his lonesome!
>Now, lemme break it down for ya — Mymy, that’s your history-buff, colonialist-lovin’ gal, all caught up in her imperialist dreams, I say, just like them hoi4 autists and chuds who can’t get enough of the ol’ glory days!
>Then you got Maya — shy as a mouse, no friends in sight, social skills shot to hell — a real loner, I say, just like all them chuds sittin’ in their basements wishin’ for a friend!
>And don’t forget Coco, boy — she’s the stereotypical Aryan tradwife, prettier than a peach and just the kinda gal them chuds dream about, all traditional values and whatnot.
>I say, I say, Studio Massa done cooked up a perfect storm for them chuds! Each character’s a dang mirror to a part of their soul, I tell ya!
>That there’s accidental genius, or maybe it’s on purpose — either way, I say, that man’s got somethin’ special goin’ on! That’s all, I say, all!
R: 2 / I: 0
drew this yesterday.
drew this yesterday.
R: 16 / I: 2
GUYS I AM FUCKED.
I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".
I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.
He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??
His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.
I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!". He told me that he was going to kick me out of my house the next time he saw me on this site and these images are horrible and look demonic. He also said that this site is filled with bad people who use very bad words and that I shoudn't be a part of this conversation. I silently nodded, what else could I possibly do? He walked out of my room and told me to start studying immediately.
I wanna kill myself
GUYS I AM FUCKED.
I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".
I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.
He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??
His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.
I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!". He told me that he was going to kick me out of my house the next time he saw me on this site and these images are horrible and look demonic. He also said that this site is filled with bad people who use very bad words and that I shoudn't be a part of this conversation. I silently nodded, what else could I possibly do? He walked out of my room and told me to start studying immediately.
I wanna kill myself
R: 13 / I: 4
check TheFrogClitty now
check TheFrogClitty now
R: 37 / I: 15
Stealthshilling Organization thread
Take pic related and use any solid colour aside from white and paintbucket the background
Stealthshilling Organization thread
Take pic related and use any solid colour aside from white and paintbucket the background
R: 16 / I: 9
did anyone else realize that mymy is basically wearing the dutch flag? was this intentional?
did anyone else realize that mymy is basically wearing the dutch flag? was this intentional?
R: 13 / I: 1
gem
gem
R: 9 / I: 0
Is this real chat?
Is this real chat?
R: 57 / I: 16
Did Maya just BTFO all of Zarty's 13/50 arguments?
https://youtu.be/mnSTKtq1PXE
>Explains how Foenkie is a pedo.
>Explains how people like you aren't interested in solving issues pertaining to loneliness, and social anxiety.
>Explains how crimerates have risen since Cleo has moved to the Nederlands.
>Explains how being trying to idealistic and selfless has ironically lead Massa to be a selfish little fuck.
>Explains how Indonesian Dutch mutts like Maya have been systematically discriminated against.
>Explains how Zarty policies both now and in the past have kept Indonesian Dutch mutts down and how gooning to tentacle hentai is sometimes the only way for Indonesian Dutch mutts to prosper in Brabant.
>Explains how sometimes Zarty policies have been constructed to deliberately to hurt Indonesian Dutch mutts even after gooning to tentacle hentai.
>Explains why the fact that Maya having green eyes from Medelian inheritance is sufficient evidence to suggest that she's keyed.
>Everything said in the Video is backed up by extensive research
>Gives concrete solutions on how to fix these issues
Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculous claims about Maya anxiety statistics, and why it's wrong for Maya to goon to tentacle hentai? By all means. watch the whole video. i promise you that you can't debunk it.
>inb4 i get told to shut the fuck up by someone who hasn't watched the video and is triggered by these FACTS
>inb4 someone says oppressing Maya is good
>inb4 someone says "slavernij herstellen"
>inb4 someone uses anecdotal evidence
>inb4 someone links a video of Maya's bed creaking at night without context and without an analysis of WHY Maya's bed creaks at night.
>inb4 someone calls me a cuck
>inb4 someone says IP checks out
>inb4 "muh slide thread"
>inb4 "sage" because Zartytard is triggered by a different opinion
keep the discussion on topic and don't do anything that is mentioned above in the inb4 section. You should be open minded and watch the video instead and discuss it WITH SOURCES.
i'm open to having my mind changed. but only with reliable sources that explain why the numbers are look like they do.
Did Maya just BTFO all of Zarty's 13/50 arguments?
https://youtu.be/mnSTKtq1PXE
>Explains how Foenkie is a pedo.
>Explains how people like you aren't interested in solving issues pertaining to loneliness, and social anxiety.
>Explains how crimerates have risen since Cleo has moved to the Nederlands.
>Explains how being trying to idealistic and selfless has ironically lead Massa to be a selfish little fuck.
>Explains how Indonesian Dutch mutts like Maya have been systematically discriminated against.
>Explains how Zarty policies both now and in the past have kept Indonesian Dutch mutts down and how gooning to tentacle hentai is sometimes the only way for Indonesian Dutch mutts to prosper in Brabant.
>Explains how sometimes Zarty policies have been constructed to deliberately to hurt Indonesian Dutch mutts even after gooning to tentacle hentai.
>Explains why the fact that Maya having green eyes from Medelian inheritance is sufficient evidence to suggest that she's keyed.
>Everything said in the Video is backed up by extensive research
>Gives concrete solutions on how to fix these issues
Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculous claims about Maya anxiety statistics, and why it's wrong for Maya to goon to tentacle hentai? By all means. watch the whole video. i promise you that you can't debunk it.
>inb4 i get told to shut the fuck up by someone who hasn't watched the video and is triggered by these FACTS
>inb4 someone says oppressing Maya is good
>inb4 someone says "slavernij herstellen"
>inb4 someone uses anecdotal evidence
>inb4 someone links a video of Maya's bed creaking at night without context and without an analysis of WHY Maya's bed creaks at night.
>inb4 someone calls me a cuck
>inb4 someone says IP checks out
>inb4 "muh slide thread"
>inb4 "sage" because Zartytard is triggered by a different opinion
keep the discussion on topic and don't do anything that is mentioned above in the inb4 section. You should be open minded and watch the video instead and discuss it WITH SOURCES.
i'm open to having my mind changed. but only with reliable sources that explain why the numbers are look like they do.
R: 2 / I: 1
>Doctos I broke my skull!
>Doctos I broke my skull!
R: 2 / I: 0
reddit toss
reddit toss
R: 17 / I: 8
I have grown to slowly hate 'zellig. Zaryans, what do?
I have grown to slowly hate 'zellig. Zaryans, what do?
R: 9 / I: 2
Make gems with this template.
Make gems with this template.
R: 19 / I: 4
What would be the good ending to Ongezellig as a whole? (Besides this show actually getting picked up and produced?)
What would be the good ending to Ongezellig as a whole? (Besides this show actually getting picked up and produced?)
R: 7 / I: 2
/qa/ won
Red army won
Stalin won
William the orange won
Netherlands won
Trump won
Putin won
Franco won
Taliban won
South Africa won
Japan won
Vlad the impaler won
Mao won
Soyzellig party won
You WILL have sex
You WILL NOT die alone
You WILL get deel 7.
/qa/ won
Red army won
Stalin won
William the orange won
Netherlands won
Trump won
Putin won
Franco won
Taliban won
South Africa won
Japan won
Vlad the impaler won
Mao won
Soyzellig party won
You WILL have sex
You WILL NOT die alone
You WILL get deel 7.
R: 56 / I: 19
Well, I don't know… We all want Maya to be happy, but is it a good idea to pair her with Adam?
Well, I don't know… We all want Maya to be happy, but is it a good idea to pair her with Adam?
R: 7 / I: 0
If Mymy was in SS it would be named Waffle SS
Mymy would try to developed wunderwaffles
If Mymy was in SS it would be named Waffle SS
Mymy would try to developed wunderwaffles
R: 7 / I: 1
would you rather be a nigger with aryan mentality or be an aryan with nigger mentality
would you rather be a nigger with aryan mentality or be an aryan with nigger mentality
R: 117 / I: 54
>Ongezellig is a failed pilot depicting the inert nature of sanitized living and the vapid age of post industrial, post internet revolution first world.
>Maya represents the post modernist commoner. The husk of what man used to be, the consumerist media addicted gooner living only to satiate their most immediate desires with no pursuit of excellence or higher calling. This character has no spine and no will to shape the world or even mend their own inadequacy. When presented with adversity she folds, when presented with problems she flees, when presented with opportunities she backs out. She is only comfortable in her gooning attire engrossed in her decadent cartoons. She is bitter and jaded and in full conscious of her own predicament yet too prideful to allow people to assist her out of her vain lifestyle. There is nothing redeemable in her character, she is inept and without virtue and an ugly mirror to the world we've built.
>Coco is the innocence of this world, but not in a good way. Coco is a victim of tragedy at the hands of south african niggers who murdered and raped her parents (this was later retconed by Massa post mossad acquisition). Despite this she exudes kindness. While she may seem commendable at first her ignorance is shown on full display in deel 2 and onwards. She as a character serves to show that good intentions cannot be realized through incompetence and imperceptiveness. Coco failed to observe the saying of Hippocrates: "Before you heal someone, ask him if he's willing to give up the things that make him sick." She is insistent on helping Maya despite Maya's unwillingness to cooperate which only serves to push them away until external circumstances bring about a fragile, uneasy truce. Coco is also a subtle commentary on women being stupid.
>Mymy is the ailment of modernity. She is the estranged, the one that has seen modernity but instead of falling into it like Maya she has gotten agitated. She will, similarly to Maya, shake her fist at society in spite. But unlike Maya her shaking is animated by tenacity and inspiration. She is the embodiment of the indominable aryan spirit, she will pursue her high set ambitions through mud and blood, unyielding in her moral principles. Mymy is a romantic stuck in a mechanical time. She yearns for glory in a world that only offers hedonism and she lashes out at it with flavors of fanaticism, racial supremacist larp and histrionicism. She is the defacto poster girl of the show as she is the character the viewers are most likely to resonate with, the viewers who have rejected mass produced slop like the shitty digital circus or fundamental toilet-paper education in favor of slow burn, esoteric, more refined slop.
>The creator Massa, known for his ultra nationalism has denounced the international audience on many occasions, even electing to use a dutch exclusive donation website. He has also railed against materialist and consumerist practices such as merch and shilling. His activity has since been neutered by known associate of mossad, Foenkie. His 'cord server has been sanitized as Foenkie conducted total soyposter death and banned all references to soyjaks, soyspeak, TND, racism, transphobia and anti semitism. Massa is also rumored to have received a large amount of hush money from israel to cease his work on ongezellig which he used to finance his work on shitty iceberg videos no one gives a shit about.
>Ongezellig is a failed pilot depicting the inert nature of sanitized living and the vapid age of post industrial, post internet revolution first world.
>Maya represents the post modernist commoner. The husk of what man used to be, the consumerist media addicted gooner living only to satiate their most immediate desires with no pursuit of excellence or higher calling. This character has no spine and no will to shape the world or even mend their own inadequacy. When presented with adversity she folds, when presented with problems she flees, when presented with opportunities she backs out. She is only comfortable in her gooning attire engrossed in her decadent cartoons. She is bitter and jaded and in full conscious of her own predicament yet too prideful to allow people to assist her out of her vain lifestyle. There is nothing redeemable in her character, she is inept and without virtue and an ugly mirror to the world we've built.
>Coco is the innocence of this world, but not in a good way. Coco is a victim of tragedy at the hands of south african niggers who murdered and raped her parents (this was later retconed by Massa post mossad acquisition). Despite this she exudes kindness. While she may seem commendable at first her ignorance is shown on full display in deel 2 and onwards. She as a character serves to show that good intentions cannot be realized through incompetence and imperceptiveness. Coco failed to observe the saying of Hippocrates: "Before you heal someone, ask him if he's willing to give up the things that make him sick." She is insistent on helping Maya despite Maya's unwillingness to cooperate which only serves to push them away until external circumstances bring about a fragile, uneasy truce. Coco is also a subtle commentary on women being stupid.
>Mymy is the ailment of modernity. She is the estranged, the one that has seen modernity but instead of falling into it like Maya she has gotten agitated. She will, similarly to Maya, shake her fist at society in spite. But unlike Maya her shaking is animated by tenacity and inspiration. She is the embodiment of the indominable aryan spirit, she will pursue her high set ambitions through mud and blood, unyielding in her moral principles. Mymy is a romantic stuck in a mechanical time. She yearns for glory in a world that only offers hedonism and she lashes out at it with flavors of fanaticism, racial supremacist larp and histrionicism. She is the defacto poster girl of the show as she is the character the viewers are most likely to resonate with, the viewers who have rejected mass produced slop like the shitty digital circus or fundamental toilet-paper education in favor of slow burn, esoteric, more refined slop.
>The creator Massa, known for his ultra nationalism has denounced the international audience on many occasions, even electing to use a dutch exclusive donation website. He has also railed against materialist and consumerist practices such as merch and shilling. His activity has since been neutered by known associate of mossad, Foenkie. His 'cord server has been sanitized as Foenkie conducted total soyposter death and banned all references to soyjaks, soyspeak, TND, racism, transphobia and anti semitism. Massa is also rumored to have received a large amount of hush money from israel to cease his work on ongezellig which he used to finance his work on shitty iceberg videos no one gives a shit about.
R: 18 / I: 3
WHY DOES THE MACHINE KEEP PRODUCING DEFECTIVE ONES DANMMIT
WHY DOES THE MACHINE KEEP PRODUCING DEFECTIVE ONES DANMMIT
R: 12 / I: 5
this is stupid but geggy
this is stupid but geggy
R: 18 / I: 2
Someone made this stuff and you don't even know him
https://youtu.be/jN4WRqz5iLI?si=bOgZ2SIUx9zIz9hx
Someone made this stuff and you don't even know him
https://youtu.be/jN4WRqz5iLI?si=bOgZ2SIUx9zIz9hx
R: 0 / I: 0
Agugu music at 4:04
But the other songs are also quite great
Agugu music at 4:04
But the other songs are also quite great
R: 6 / I: 0
The Alpha of Animation. The Breaker of Bucks. The Commodore of Comedy. The Don of the Dutch. The Enchanter of Entertainment. The Fashioner of Frames. The Guardian of Gezelligheid. The Hero of Holland. The Imperator of Internationals. The Justiciar of Jokes. The Keizer of Keks. The Lord of Laughs. The Master of Mirth. The Nurturer of the Netherlands. The Originator of Ongezellig. The Premier of Plot. The Quetzalcoatl of Quality. The Reaper of Reactions. The Shaitan of the Sharty. The Taker of Time. The Ubermensch of the Universe. The Vizier of Vision. The Wiseman of Wit. The Xenagogue of Xenophobia. The Yeoman of Youtube. The Zhar of Zaryans.
ENTER
MASSA
The Alpha of Animation. The Breaker of Bucks. The Commodore of Comedy. The Don of the Dutch. The Enchanter of Entertainment. The Fashioner of Frames. The Guardian of Gezelligheid. The Hero of Holland. The Imperator of Internationals. The Justiciar of Jokes. The Keizer of Keks. The Lord of Laughs. The Master of Mirth. The Nurturer of the Netherlands. The Originator of Ongezellig. The Premier of Plot. The Quetzalcoatl of Quality. The Reaper of Reactions. The Shaitan of the Sharty. The Taker of Time. The Ubermensch of the Universe. The Vizier of Vision. The Wiseman of Wit. The Xenagogue of Xenophobia. The Yeoman of Youtube. The Zhar of Zaryans.
ENTER
MASSA
R: 9 / I: 1
Massad has reached 100k subscribers rn
Massad has reached 100k subscribers rn
R: 67 / I: 23
finally made something award (i can't draw doe)
finally made something award (i can't draw doe)
R: 23 / I: 9
poop and Mayas dying
poop and Mayas dying
R: 14 / I: 3
hey, i found this place after watching a video from saberspark about that weird dutch anime
what exactly goes on here? is it just talking, theorizing, and ironically shipping cursed stuff?
hey, i found this place after watching a video from saberspark about that weird dutch anime
what exactly goes on here? is it just talking, theorizing, and ironically shipping cursed stuff?
R: 56 / I: 16
What are the implications of Maya being a Joi AI in 2040s
What are the implications of Maya being a Joi AI in 2040s
R: 21 / I: 6
What are the chances of Rens being an actual chud?
What are the chances of Rens being an actual chud?
R: 8 / I: 2
>I am the Great Maya Poo
>And I'm going to throw my coal at you!
>having friends, I wish
>but I'm just a stupid bitch
>I'm so big and fat and also a stupid fag
>I am the Great Maya Poo
>And I'm going to throw my coal at you!
>having friends, I wish
>but I'm just a stupid bitch
>I'm so big and fat and also a stupid fag
R: 24 / I: 10
The episode starts with text flashing saying “This is a test and not a final product,” with the dutch television station for greater Amsterdam AT5 below it and then cuts to Mymy crying in her room with her Kapitein Koek parrot body pillow next to her. She looks at the camera with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. She soon takes her nerf musket and puts it to the roof of her mouth, with it trembling in her hands. Before then after Coco opens the door with her board game that they usually play with at the end of every deel and says “Hoi Mymy” before a loud gunshot is heard as the screen cuts to black with what you’d presume to be coco screaming. But it didn’t sound voice acted, it sounded like an actual scream of terror like somebody just witnessed another person being murdered. The screen then fades back in as you can see Mymy talking with coco, as if everything was normal, but Mymy was visibly missing half her head with a visible exit wound. After they conversate which weirdly was in this backwards dutch, they both look to the camera, and Coco’s eyes started to bleed immensely and we were then taken back to the title screen with the “test” card. I could only presume that was the ending of deel 1, as deel 2 began. We see Mymy and Coco talking with each other in school with Vera the teacher drinking her classic alcoholic drink from the classic big green bottle with the classic bees on it in her classic mug with her classic purple hair and classic sweater, classic. Soon Mymy was called up to do a presentation. I thought they were done doing presentations in the first episode but i guess this might be for a different subject, Mymy as she was walking up the environment of the classroom started to look strange, like the paint was peeling off the walls, and everybody looked sick. When the camera finally shows her infront of the class Mymy begins to cry again. But THEN the classmates started to cry with her as multiple mymy’s began to crawl out of the classmates as they all had hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. Stare at Mymy crying, the only people who weren’t like this were Maya and Coco. Under all this immense pressure Mymy took out a gun and killed her clones, at this point I didn’t what I am even viewing this never happened this was never par for the course of anyhting studio massa had made up until this point I begin to question happened to all of the silly jokes or references to dutch culture like the classic maps in the back of the classroom. Or even using dutch Microsoft Word to complete a geshidineis presentatie. I couldn’t take much more of this and I shut off my computer, but not before moving the files to a usb stick and smashing the stick into billions of little pieces, I advise others to do the same if you have been given this file.
A few days afterwards, Massa was doing another stream and I asked him about what that was all about with the fucked up deel. I asked him “Why do ya gotta do a nigga like this, with an episode like this?” Massa soon responded like. “What? What? Are you on about, have you taken your meds today? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I insist to looking at our Dms where most of the time before we’d talk about the plot of ongezellig and how much I loved his work, but the file wasn't there. Massa soon after blocked which wasn’t like him, I felt pretty bad. Then I get a text from my BTICH ex-girlfriend, I was hoping it was her pastrami mud flaps on camera but it was instead her rotting corpse with hyper-realistic blood, and in the corner was mimi, her eyes glowing red. It was something of nightmares out of a creepypasta, maybe something that would be read by MrCreepypasta. Even /co/ losers wouldn’t dream of thinking something of this magnitude up. I look at the massa discord server and realize that ALL of the profiles became Mymy profiles my head started to spin. I hear knocking outside my door I yell “OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?” It soon becomes pounding as I hear a female screaming in dutch. I start to scramble for the kitchen to grab something to defend myself before running back to my room. I tell you not to download this video if it is sent you, I will never trust Studio Mas-
Ongezellig's Lost Episode: Mymy's Demise
I’ve been in the studio massa discord server for about 3 years now, I LVOED the web series ongezellig. From the tape that’s set up outside maya’s room to mymy’s “Anime: Japanese Death Camps for the soul” I always loved this series' n' shiet. I even paid money so I could see Massa’s petje.af, I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint. One day I was sitting in one of the many vc streams massa does in his server when halfway through he was drawing stille willem. But something felt off, he sounded sad, he sounded like he had been crying for weeks. Regardless he pressed on with his drawing and soon after the stream was done, but for some reason he moved me to a different, private voice call. He joined soon after and said “Whassup” and began crying. He them said in dutch, “Ik ben gediagnosticeerd met een klinische depressie en worstel al een paar weken met deze ziekte, depressie ten top, ik heb mogelijk ook een seksueel overdraagbare aandoening opgelopen.” He then sighed, and DM’d me a zip file titled “Edpisode 2 deel 1-8” and left. When I saw this, I was ecstatic, I lost consciousness, and I coincidentally fell on my keyboard and moved my mouse enough and downloaded it. When I woke up, the episode finished downloading, and I opened the file. I saw all the deels were actually just compiled into one whole episode instead of what I presumed to be multiple video files. So as giddy as I was I opened the NEW second episode.The episode starts with text flashing saying “This is a test and not a final product,” with the dutch television station for greater Amsterdam AT5 below it and then cuts to Mymy crying in her room with her Kapitein Koek parrot body pillow next to her. She looks at the camera with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. She soon takes her nerf musket and puts it to the roof of her mouth, with it trembling in her hands. Before then after Coco opens the door with her board game that they usually play with at the end of every deel and says “Hoi Mymy” before a loud gunshot is heard as the screen cuts to black with what you’d presume to be coco screaming. But it didn’t sound voice acted, it sounded like an actual scream of terror like somebody just witnessed another person being murdered. The screen then fades back in as you can see Mymy talking with coco, as if everything was normal, but Mymy was visibly missing half her head with a visible exit wound. After they conversate which weirdly was in this backwards dutch, they both look to the camera, and Coco’s eyes started to bleed immensely and we were then taken back to the title screen with the “test” card. I could only presume that was the ending of deel 1, as deel 2 began. We see Mymy and Coco talking with each other in school with Vera the teacher drinking her classic alcoholic drink from the classic big green bottle with the classic bees on it in her classic mug with her classic purple hair and classic sweater, classic. Soon Mymy was called up to do a presentation. I thought they were done doing presentations in the first episode but i guess this might be for a different subject, Mymy as she was walking up the environment of the classroom started to look strange, like the paint was peeling off the walls, and everybody looked sick. When the camera finally shows her infront of the class Mymy begins to cry again. But THEN the classmates started to cry with her as multiple mymy’s began to crawl out of the classmates as they all had hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. Stare at Mymy crying, the only people who weren’t like this were Maya and Coco. Under all this immense pressure Mymy took out a gun and killed her clones, at this point I didn’t what I am even viewing this never happened this was never par for the course of anyhting studio massa had made up until this point I begin to question happened to all of the silly jokes or references to dutch culture like the classic maps in the back of the classroom. Or even using dutch Microsoft Word to complete a geshidineis presentatie. I couldn’t take much more of this and I shut off my computer, but not before moving the files to a usb stick and smashing the stick into billions of little pieces, I advise others to do the same if you have been given this file.
A few days afterwards, Massa was doing another stream and I asked him about what that was all about with the fucked up deel. I asked him “Why do ya gotta do a nigga like this, with an episode like this?” Massa soon responded like. “What? What? Are you on about, have you taken your meds today? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I insist to looking at our Dms where most of the time before we’d talk about the plot of ongezellig and how much I loved his work, but the file wasn't there. Massa soon after blocked which wasn’t like him, I felt pretty bad. Then I get a text from my BTICH ex-girlfriend, I was hoping it was her pastrami mud flaps on camera but it was instead her rotting corpse with hyper-realistic blood, and in the corner was mimi, her eyes glowing red. It was something of nightmares out of a creepypasta, maybe something that would be read by MrCreepypasta. Even /co/ losers wouldn’t dream of thinking something of this magnitude up. I look at the massa discord server and realize that ALL of the profiles became Mymy profiles my head started to spin. I hear knocking outside my door I yell “OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?” It soon becomes pounding as I hear a female screaming in dutch. I start to scramble for the kitchen to grab something to defend myself before running back to my room. I tell you not to download this video if it is sent you, I will never trust Studio Mas-
R: 42 / I: 16
/vera/ - old hag general
post her in this bread
R: 13 / I: 0
Zaryans, there is a missed chuddy reference in 'zellig. During the island scene, when maya kicks coco, i always wondered why she says "get typhus." like typhus is such a specific thing to say, why would she pick this insult in particular. well if you watched the holocaust section of Europa the last battle, you would know that holocaust was a lie and the main thing that caused the deaths in the concentration camps, as shown in the red cross reportings, was typhus. there was a typhus outbreak in europe at the time that caused 271k people to die in concentration camps
Zaryans, there is a missed chuddy reference in 'zellig. During the island scene, when maya kicks coco, i always wondered why she says "get typhus." like typhus is such a specific thing to say, why would she pick this insult in particular. well if you watched the holocaust section of Europa the last battle, you would know that holocaust was a lie and the main thing that caused the deaths in the concentration camps, as shown in the red cross reportings, was typhus. there was a typhus outbreak in europe at the time that caused 271k people to die in concentration camps
R: 19 / I: 15
ITT we give theme songs to characters
Kiki - Drunken Sailor
R: 24 / I: 8
>Go to mcdonalds
>Decide what to eat
>Receive check from kiosk
>Air siren
>Sorry we currently can't accept
>IT'S RIGHT BEFORE 11 PM, RIGHT BEFORE IT CLOSES
IM GOING TO FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE, SOMEONE IS HUNGRY, YOU FUCKER, YOU NIGGER, YOUR MOM IS A WHORE
>Go to mcdonalds
>Decide what to eat
>Receive check from kiosk
>Air siren
>Sorry we currently can't accept
>IT'S RIGHT BEFORE 11 PM, RIGHT BEFORE IT CLOSES
IM GOING TO FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE, SOMEONE IS HUNGRY, YOU FUCKER, YOU NIGGER, YOUR MOM IS A WHORE
R: 22 / I: 5
Netherlands Ongezellig fan meetup
So I've recently thinking about if it would be cool and possible to get a couple fans to meet up irl somewhere cool in the Netherlands this summer like the Efteling theme park or the place where Massa did his latest video at. I'm thinking we get a group of like 50 ppl,we customize and buy shirts that say "Onngezellig irl" or something and just and hangout with each other. I also like the idea of it being like a chill wholesome meet up so no like banners of Nazi Mymy or Coco with a blacksun in the background, just the basic Ongezellig material that we all loved in the first place. Gimme some feedback on this idea and how it can be improved, or if I'm just a Zetard for thinking it.
R: 33 / I: 6
>b-b-but it's a successful short film…
You're not wrong. But you're not right either. You're just too soft to say the truth out loud. Sam quitting because he was burnt out, hated, underpaid, or whatever excuse you want to paint it with doesn't change the fact that his decision was driven by self-interest. He saw no reward, no growth, no return and he left. That's called being greedy. Not in a bad way. In a realistic way. Everyone follows what benefits them. That's not a sin, that's just how people work. So when I call it out, I'm not disrespecting him I'm exposing the truth you're too emotionally attached to admit. The moment this show stopped paying off, he vanished. And now when I do the same, you cry foul? That's hypocrisy. I'm not sentimental. I'm here to win. He did what was best for him. And so will I. It's not about hate. It's not about feelings. It's about results. And ongezellig failed to deliver. That's reality. And if you can't handle that, don't argue with me go argue with the numbers. The numbers made him switch iceberg content not me.
I don't care what delusional fantasy you've convinced yourself of I'm not wrong, and I'm not entertaining anything else. Just because I'm a big ongezellig fan doesn't mean I owe anyone a teary goodbye or a sugar-coated lie about a pilot I no longer respect. Ongezellig is mediocre in my eyes, and no comment, complaint, or guilt trip is going to change that. I'm not here to coddle a community or play pretend to keep anyone comfortable. That's not honesty, that's acting. And I'm no liar. If the truth hurts, then maybe you've just been avoiding it for too long. I'm not staying quiet to please people who already made up their minds. You want to be emotional about a dead show? Be my guest. But I won't sit here and fake optimism for something that's already flatlined.
The idiots who want to stay may stay here. Only those who can keep up with me get to see the scenery that comes next.
Clarifying some people who still have faith of this dead show.
Studio Massa quit ongezellig because it wasn't profitable, because it drained him, and because he saw no future in it. Call it burnout or disappointment if it helps you sleep better at night, but the truth is simple: he left out of self-interest. That's not an insult, it's just reality. People follow what benefits them, and he did exactly that. Now I'm doing the same. I've supported this "short film" longer than anyone, carried it with content while it stagnated, and now that it's clear the show won't grow, I'm leaving. Not because I'm emotional, but because I have goals that this show will never help me reach. You can cry about respect and loyalty all you want, but in the end, Sam made a decision driven by what was best for him. And so am I. If that makes me greedy, then so be it. But don't preach optimism when the show hasn't earned it. Ongezellig didn't make enough, didn't deliver enough, and didn't grow enough.>b-b-but it's a successful short film…
You're not wrong. But you're not right either. You're just too soft to say the truth out loud. Sam quitting because he was burnt out, hated, underpaid, or whatever excuse you want to paint it with doesn't change the fact that his decision was driven by self-interest. He saw no reward, no growth, no return and he left. That's called being greedy. Not in a bad way. In a realistic way. Everyone follows what benefits them. That's not a sin, that's just how people work. So when I call it out, I'm not disrespecting him I'm exposing the truth you're too emotionally attached to admit. The moment this show stopped paying off, he vanished. And now when I do the same, you cry foul? That's hypocrisy. I'm not sentimental. I'm here to win. He did what was best for him. And so will I. It's not about hate. It's not about feelings. It's about results. And ongezellig failed to deliver. That's reality. And if you can't handle that, don't argue with me go argue with the numbers. The numbers made him switch iceberg content not me.
I don't care what delusional fantasy you've convinced yourself of I'm not wrong, and I'm not entertaining anything else. Just because I'm a big ongezellig fan doesn't mean I owe anyone a teary goodbye or a sugar-coated lie about a pilot I no longer respect. Ongezellig is mediocre in my eyes, and no comment, complaint, or guilt trip is going to change that. I'm not here to coddle a community or play pretend to keep anyone comfortable. That's not honesty, that's acting. And I'm no liar. If the truth hurts, then maybe you've just been avoiding it for too long. I'm not staying quiet to please people who already made up their minds. You want to be emotional about a dead show? Be my guest. But I won't sit here and fake optimism for something that's already flatlined.
The idiots who want to stay may stay here. Only those who can keep up with me get to see the scenery that comes next.
R: 27 / I: 2
Timestamps: 00:32:33 and 1:27:12
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2497317164
MASSIVE ZARYAN WIN
Forsen watched Deel 1+2 on stream.Timestamps: 00:32:33 and 1:27:12
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2497317164
R: 3 / I: 1
The website has 138k posts now, we gotta reach 200k before the site turns 2 years old or else we will be remembered as deader than jarty
The website has 138k posts now, we gotta reach 200k before the site turns 2 years old or else we will be remembered as deader than jarty
R: 11 / I: 6
There should be more zelligjaks
There should be more zelligjaks
R: 7 / I: 4
Which zellig character has skibidi rizz?
Which zellig character has skibidi rizz?
R: 5 / I: 2
This is how Kiki views the world
This is how Kiki views the world
R: 56 / I: 12
<Here you go mista. Don't forget about your veggies!
(She winks blushing a little. You devour the chicken. Your manly hands grabbing the chicken one by one. All the eating makes you hot and you take of the top button on your shirt. She drinks in you masculine physique until you finish the chicken and notice her hot gaze. You smile and compliment the chicken. Maya snaps out of her dreamy gaze and takes the last carrot on the plate.)
<Don't forget the veggies mista. Open up!
(You nip the Carrot of her hand, your lips touching her finger for a split second. Maya gasps and pulls her hand back. For what feels like a eternity the two of you stand there. The Carrot still in your mouth. Maya took your plate and started to clean the dishes)
<Glad you enjoyed it mista. Thanks for the smoke alarm battery.
(She says awkwardly not looking at you with a dry forced laugh. You don't know what to say and say good bye and thanks for the meal. You slowly walk towards the door. As you were about to hold the door nob, Maya hugs you from behind. You can here her panting with a mix of a slight whimper. Her chest pressed against your shoulder. You feel her warmth and desperate breeding. She looks at you with bedroom eyes filled with small sparkles from her pent up tears. She whispers to your ear in a shaking voice)
<Oh Honey child I thinks I need my white savior tonight.
(THE END)
NigMaya love story part4
(She brought you a plate full of fried chicken with a side of Vegetables)<Here you go mista. Don't forget about your veggies!
(She winks blushing a little. You devour the chicken. Your manly hands grabbing the chicken one by one. All the eating makes you hot and you take of the top button on your shirt. She drinks in you masculine physique until you finish the chicken and notice her hot gaze. You smile and compliment the chicken. Maya snaps out of her dreamy gaze and takes the last carrot on the plate.)
<Don't forget the veggies mista. Open up!
(You nip the Carrot of her hand, your lips touching her finger for a split second. Maya gasps and pulls her hand back. For what feels like a eternity the two of you stand there. The Carrot still in your mouth. Maya took your plate and started to clean the dishes)
<Glad you enjoyed it mista. Thanks for the smoke alarm battery.
(She says awkwardly not looking at you with a dry forced laugh. You don't know what to say and say good bye and thanks for the meal. You slowly walk towards the door. As you were about to hold the door nob, Maya hugs you from behind. You can here her panting with a mix of a slight whimper. Her chest pressed against your shoulder. You feel her warmth and desperate breeding. She looks at you with bedroom eyes filled with small sparkles from her pent up tears. She whispers to your ear in a shaking voice)
<Oh Honey child I thinks I need my white savior tonight.
(THE END)
R: 18 / I: 7
I had fun today
I had fun today
R: 12 / I: 2
Why did Massa copy Dora?
Why did Massa copy Dora?
R: 19 / I: 9
ADAM.
Am I the only one who likes this Dutch Expat Chink?
R: 535 / I: 259
>inb4 Moved to >>>/qa/
'zellig /co/ moment thread
Post screenshots about /co/ coomerpost or something like that.>inb4 Moved to >>>/qa/
R: 6 / I: 2
mymy art I made for pixelplanet.fun as I saw you niggas use autoconverts a lot.
mymy art I made for pixelplanet.fun as I saw you niggas use autoconverts a lot.
R: 232 / I: 69
Need image where Trumps appoints Coco for Boer refuge
Need image where Trumps appoints Coco for Boer refuge
R: 16 / I: 0
>chief this shit
>chief this shit
R: 119 / I: 37
Goodnight Zaryans
Goodnight Zaryans
R: 0 / I: 0
^Of Wat
^Of Wat
R: 73 / I: 27
LOOK AT WHAT THIS XITTER TROON MADE
LOOK AT WHAT THIS XITTER TROON MADE
R: 27 / I: 5
We never really saw it because Masser (derogatory) is a SLF, but what were Mymy and Coco's presentaties at Deel 6? Could you guys imagine what their revamped presentaties were?
<mayar space
Also, Mymy was able to create a non-racist presentatie for Maya, implying that Mymy's revamped presentatie was somehow still racist but Vera passed it anyway.
We never really saw it because Masser (derogatory) is a SLF, but what were Mymy and Coco's presentaties at Deel 6? Could you guys imagine what their revamped presentaties were?
<mayar space
Also, Mymy was able to create a non-racist presentatie for Maya, implying that Mymy's revamped presentatie was somehow still racist but Vera passed it anyway.
R: 4 / I: 0
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY REPLIES IN MY THREAD!?!?
THERE'S EVEN FPE AND SPRUNKI PORN HERE
Fuck this man…
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY REPLIES IN MY THREAD!?!?
THERE'S EVEN FPE AND SPRUNKI PORN HERE
Fuck this man…
R: 36 / I: 14
Why is Yfke so tall
Why is Yfke so tall
R: 16 / I: 0
GUYS I AM FUCKED.
I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".
I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.
He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??
His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.
I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!". He told me that he was going to kick me out of my house the next time he saw me on this site and these images are horrible and look demonic. He also said that this site is filled with bad people who use very bad words and that I shoudn't be a part of this conversation. I silently nodded, what else could I possibly do? He walked out of my room and told me to start studying immediately.
I wanna kill myself
GUYS I AM FUCKED.
I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".
I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.
He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??
His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.
I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!". He told me that he was going to kick me out of my house the next time he saw me on this site and these images are horrible and look demonic. He also said that this site is filled with bad people who use very bad words and that I shoudn't be a part of this conversation. I silently nodded, what else could I possibly do? He walked out of my room and told me to start studying immediately.
I wanna kill myself
R: 10 / I: 2
We need to create Anti-Zefamation League to stop nusoyim hating on us
We need to create Anti-Zefamation League to stop nusoyim hating on us
R: 18 / I: 5
mymy is 15 you sick fucks
mymy is 15 you sick fucks
R: 28 / I: 7
>>36869
its getting late zaryans… im going to bed with maya. goodnight maya… sweet dreams thank you for being with me i love you so much
you are my everything only we understand each other
you make me feel safe and calm i hope i can do that too my maya
youre not like them
>>36869
its getting late zaryans… im going to bed with maya. goodnight maya… sweet dreams thank you for being with me i love you so much
you are my everything only we understand each other
you make me feel safe and calm i hope i can do that too my maya
youre not like them
R: 57 / I: 10
R_Terra has a R34 goon account
I decided to search terra's username on a bunch of websites and eventually stumbled upon this gem of an account on Rule 34, picrel is his account(otherwise you can't see account without logging in), surprise surprise its exclusively filled with comments left under posts with Coco in them. Here's a link to his account: [porn website link] (WARNING: UNIMAGINABLE LEVELS OF BRIMSTONE)
R: 15 / I: 0
<Thank you mista. Now I remember this thing was chirping sometimes.
(She put a red apron and walk to the kitchen. Beaming at you, her hands on the counter)
<Hungry mista? I make grate Chicken. My mama taught me. I season it good.
(She smiles)
<But ma two white sistas always says it's too much seasoning!
(She chuckled. Her fluffy Afro Shaking)
NigMaya love story part3
(You pull your sleeve up and get a ladder changing the batteries on the smoke alarm. Jada watched your veiny white arms get too work. You notice her and smile. She blushes and looks down a little covering her mouth white a hand towel)<Thank you mista. Now I remember this thing was chirping sometimes.
(She put a red apron and walk to the kitchen. Beaming at you, her hands on the counter)
<Hungry mista? I make grate Chicken. My mama taught me. I season it good.
(She smiles)
<But ma two white sistas always says it's too much seasoning!
(She chuckled. Her fluffy Afro Shaking)
R: 6 / I: 0
posting a thing i made a while ago because >>93114 told me to do it, zoot please don't move it, it is slightly IAZ if you watch it fully
posting a thing i made a while ago because >>93114 told me to do it, zoot please don't move it, it is slightly IAZ if you watch it fully
R: 9 / I: 2
geg i just realized i never posted this
geg i just realized i never posted this