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R: 28 / I: 3

Games/Software ideas

I've got a few projects that I will eventually work on, but before that, I was wondering if any zaryan had ideas for a small piece of 'lig related software/game?
R: 18 / I: 12
Happy birthday Mymy from ongezellig ❤️
R: 3 / I: 0
Gem i found on the 'tok
R: 4 / I: 0
got very bored lol
R: 17 / I: 4
Favourite scene?
R: 12 / I: 3
nu mymy cosplay from xitter
R: 7 / I: 3
<Hoi Kiki, you know who else likes mollusk love in ancient Japan?
R: 0 / I: 0
chat am i cooked
R: 7 / I: 2
>How exposed Mymy is! Like a bright orange sunflower begging for water! Oh, to impose myself onto her…
R: 8 / I: 3
did anyone find the secret in ongezellig hit?
R: 38 / I: 9
Don't pretend you don't like it.
R: 58 / I: 22

This was not a coincidence

From the analogous colour scheme they both share to the shape of Vera's hair resembling an Octopus. These were all a deliberate choices by studio massa. Question is why?
R: 2 / I: 0

happy birthday

happy birthday mymy (and me)
R: 4 / I: 1

'lig on Google Maps

our response?
R: 20 / I: 8
"Yeah im a fan of _"

>Coco

<Maya
^Mymy
Vera
R: 3 / I: 2

mymy form ongellegig birth day!!!!

Bitrhday mymy ongegzligg
R: 8 / I: 2
How to learn dutch?
R: 29 / I: 6
would
R: 11 / I: 3
HOLY SHIT
R: 6 / I: 0
What is it about Ongezellig that made the community what it is?
R: 12 / I: 4

"Unnamed Dutch High School"

I found the 'zellig school in real life, it's the Eerde International boarding school
https://eerde.com/
R: 3 / I: 2
Kill yourselves tranny faggots
R: 7 / I: 1
does anyone have screencaps of the previous @schoppenbot model profiles? i'm attempting an archival effort of everything
R: 42 / I: 16

'zellig in the wild

>whatifalthist meets coco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtjHuPmsyYs
R: 2 / I: 1
ramadan mubarak!
R: 11 / I: 2
How do we get Turkey Tom to watch Zellig?
R: 13 / I: 5
marge what is this from
R: 61 / I: 9

Maya's Dad

This is what Maya's father looks like apparently
R: 3 / I: 1
can someone make a zellig version of the heart holding thingamajig
R: 2 / I: 0
Holy rasin its a 'zellig ARG
>attention grabbing image
R: 12 / I: 4

NSFW Ongezellig fanfictions, Need your opinion on this.

Uhh guys, isnt this a bad thing? I dont think i want people cooming to the zellig girls they are 16 after all, thus minors.
<Reddit space
Should we as a community do something about this or no? What do you think?
R: 14 / I: 2
>Hello my Ongezelligs! How are you on this Gemerald day?
R: 5 / I: 1
>Fuck de Nazis!!!
R: 68 / I: 24

CONCEPTWERKEN

A thread for zaryans with BIG IDEAS though lack the honed skillset and techniques (drawing, image editing, animation, video editing, etc) required to bring their visions to life, instead demanding that YOU do all the work. Though I sincerely hope my fellow plattelanders will have the decency to slap together a visual aid and/or go into some detail about what they want you to create for them.
<makes it more readable space
<makes it more readable space
<maakt het meer leesbare ruimte
As for my concept, it has to be perfect because this will be the single image gem that represents us by its very nature, the zem in front of all other zems, so i want you to ask yourself some questions going into this
so is it going to be nas mymy or ias mymy?
if nas what expression?
if ias what variant?
<id like to see different versions and see which one wins by natural selection
should the stroopwaffel be real or drawn?
<in 'zellig artstyle of course
should the continents just be orange or the flag in mymy's room or just green?
should i draw a CHVD kapitein koek for the body pillow?
do we disagree with having a hanged vantablack troonjak maya in our logo?
<I don't and I love maya but it needs a chuddy element, one that's also a troon/toscattle repellent that's also specific to us and plays off the sisters dynamics. I may be wrong but I don't think it can be anything else
or perhaps a different character for the octopus?
<nah lol
a different globe?
<it's an absolute requirement that it looks like it was drawn by studio massa and has Nederland at the centre, that is what you should look for
what should the text be?
<soyzellig.party Niets staat buiten onze omgeving because its more of a dslerald than niets ligt buiten ons bereik AND because the presence of more Os and Gs and a Z just makes it feel more dutch
but that's just my concept, what's yours?
R: 6 / I: 3
I like ongezellig, but i hate the fanbase.
Do you think this "short film" deserves better or let it go into complete chaos?
R: 5 / I: 0
xhey need cuddle
R: 2 / I: 0

Incomprehensible 'lig on the 'log

https://youtu.be/HYtsNG11wwY?si=Iz3brtvVm32Jp7qQ
R: 7 / I: 5
ITT we send 'lig OC we never completed or is work in progress
>but there's another thread like that already!
Can't find it doe
R: 13 / I: 2

It is coming to an end

>Triple peeb
>Bisexual "zaryan"
>Mothfag
>Shitcord screenshots
>Reddit screenshots
>Xitter screenshots
>VNfag 4cuck cord
>NJS troon
>Kate
>Reelcattle falling for the most obvious bait
>R/196-tier brimstone posts
>Zooru namedropping
>"I know its gay as fuck but"
>Nook
>Goonmeister
>Zuz
>/chud/
>Jeetbait
>Brapzilian
>Zzzchan brown migrant
>Dogfucker
>Pet nigger and Anonymous namefagging even after name field was removed
>Impending competition with reddits about who imports more shittok migrants
>"Guys lets raid rtroonland because they banned me and I cannot goon there anymore"
>Lorenzo returning on a vpn every week
>Everyone here is also on xitter
>No good posts since at least 12 hours
>All good threads swept aside by offsiter shitcords spamming bait
Welcome to nuzarty
R: 10 / I: 1
MORE GAPEJAK COCO EDITS NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
R: 14 / I: 3
reasons why coco is the best out of the three;
she's white
she's white
she's white
she's white
white
blonde hair
white
she's white
R: 19 / I: 6
EPIC ZARYAN VICTORY
1488 TRANNIES DEAD
THE UNVAWERING ZQRYQN SPIRIT
ZARYANS BTFO FAGGOTTROONCORDOFFSITERSKIKEDEMORALIZERSAMEFAGRAIDERNIGGERS
ZWABAG ZWABAG ZWABAG
YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL ZELLIG FAN. YOU HAVE NO ZEMS, YOU HAVE NO PASSION, YOU HAVE NO IMAGEBOARD. YOU ARE A BAND KID TWISTED BY (((THEM))) AND THE MEDIA INTO A CRUDE MOCKERY OF A ZARYAN’S PERFECTION.

ALL THE “VALIDATION” YOU GET IS TWO-FACED AND HALF-HEARTED. BEHIND YOUR BACK PEOPLE MOCK YOU. YOUR FELLOW FANS ARE DISGUSTED AND ASHAMED OF YOU, YOUR “FRIENDS” LAUGH AT YOUR REDDITESQUE APPEARANCE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

ZARYANS ARE UTTERLY REPULSED BY YOU. THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF SHITPOSTING HAVE ALLOWED ZARYANS TO SNIFF OUT FRAUDS WITH INCREDIBLE EFFICIENCY. EVEN PEOPLE LIKE R_TERRA WHO “PASS” LOOK UNCANNY AND UNNATURAL TO A ZARYAN. YOUR CHANNEL IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY. AND EVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO CREATE A SINGLE ZEM, A ZARYAN WILL TURN TAIL AND BOLT THE SECOND HE GETS A WHIFF OF YOUR BRIMSTONE, BELGIAN COAL.

YOU WILL NEVER GET RID OF US. YOU WRENCH OUT A FAKE SMILE EVERY SINGLE MORNING AND TELL YOURSELF IT’S GOING TO BE OK, BUT DEEP INSIDE YOU FEEL THE DEPRESSION CREEPING UP LIKE A WEED, READY TO CRUSH YOU UNDER THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT.

EVENTUALLY IT’LL BE TOO MUCH TO BEAR - YOU’LL BUY A ROPE, TIE A NOOSE, PUT IT AROUND YOUR NECK, AND PLUNGE INTO THE COLD ABYSS. NO ONE WILL FIND YOU, ZARYANS BEING RELIEVED THAT THEY NO LONGER HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE UNBEARABLE SHAME AND DISAPPOINTMENT OF PEOPLE SUCH AS YOU. THEY’LL BURY YOU WITH A HEADSTONE MARKED WITH YOUR ANTI-ZARYAN OBSESSION, AND EVERY PASSERBY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY WILL KNOW A REDDITOR IS BURIED THERE. YOUR BODY WILL DECAY AND GO BACK TO THE DUST, AND ALL THAT WILL REMAIN OF YOUR LEGACY IS A STAIN ON THE GLISTENING ZEMERALD OF THE ZARYAN COMMUNITY.

THIS IS YOUR FATE. THIS IS WHAT YOU CHOSE. THERE IS NO TURNING BACK.
R: 8 / I: 1
>Nelzon Mandela iz een Terroristische!!!
R: 3 / I: 2
>Ik zag mijn ouders vermoord worden en jij wilt zelfmoord plegen omdat ik populairder ben dan jij? Je wilt wel, maar je bent te bang, toch? Laat me je helpen.
drops Maya
R: 29 / I: 7
What would a American Ongezellig look like?
Would Mymy be some spic mutt who think she's white?
R: 8 / I: 2
i've noticed there's a captcha did something happen while i was gone?
R: 27 / I: 10
Canon
R: 12 / I: 4
Now i feel complete
R: 3 / I: 1
.
R: 13 / I: 3

Xitterald (?)

>Haven't watched this show yet but it looks adorable ngl
xittercacas finally knelt before us
R: 4 / I: 0
HOLY SHIT ITS MYMY
R: 3 / I: 1
What are you going to do about it, jews?
R: 27 / I: 11
built for image vectorization
R: 9 / I: 0

'Zellig spotted

We won, 'zellig won
5:28 https://youtu.be/u2gaASvGmDk
R: 10 / I: 2
Maybe, I would say “Salutations” or something like this, but I'm not that SalutationGOD.
R: 22 / I: 6
What phenotype would the zellig sisters be?
R: 20 / I: 6

Be honest

Do we really want Ongezellig to be continued? Or do we just like the idea of it being continued because we think that if it were to be continued, it's going to be how we expected it to be? Think about it. Massa doesn't like us. He denounced the Zarty. He refused to make a Patreon. He doesn't like having an International audience. And from the way I see it, had Ongezellig been continued, he would made it had certain woke qualities in it just to piss us off and filter us off of Ongezellig. So that, you know, it would be more easily marketable or carried by other studios.
What do you think?
R: 11 / I: 3

Tf is mymy doing in Tomoko

Bitch went to the wrong series
R: 16 / I: 3

What is the unjak'd version of terrajak?

The title/subject says it all.
R: 12 / I: 5

Rare Illustratie?

Was going through files and came across this one version of HikikoMymy on the left that's a bit brighter compared to the one released by Massa on the right.
>yeah it's cuz you edited it
I don't see why I would make a slightly brighter altercation of the original pic. Besides the colors seems to be tampered with as well so it's not just opening up 'Paint and boosting brightness a bit, some more deliberate edits were made it seems.
I don't remember where or how I got this pic, maybe a 4cuck thread from /co/on, but it's here now.
R: 2 / I: 2

Vera🤫🧏

am I the only one who’s like fuckin obsessed with Vera for some reason
I don’t know why
I just am
R: 2 / I: 0
zellig but in 60fps
R: 31 / I: 4
i can't stop having dreams and nightmares about ongezellig; my imagination keeps creating fake, non-existent episodes.
R: 3 / I: 0

What if I told you.

What if I told you that Update #130 was a hoax/social experiment (the reason for this is unclear to us) and that Unzellig was picked up by an animation studio (a big one, in fact). Sam, the team and the studio have worked long and hard on Unzellig for the remaining fans. (Dutch fans, at least. Sam despises you internationals). In order not to reveal what will happen in Ongezellig and in order not to reveal who I am, I will not say more, but I will leave it at this. Expect something to happen soon, very soon.
- Leakage

(Sorry if my English is poor, I used Google Translate, you know how that goes).
R: 20 / I: 7
i vill give mayar kruidnoten for valentine's day
R: 6 / I: 1
I think we should lynch Kapitein Koek he is a dirty nigger and Mymy loves ME, not him!
R: 9 / I: 5
my 'zellig got corrupted
R: 3 / I: 1
Are you afraid of nusoicacas doxxing you?
R: 36 / I: 9
Who would win in a fight?;
>All 3 Schoppenboer sisters
>evil dark lord foenkie
Dicuss zaryans
R: 85 / I: 28

Whiteboard Fox thread

Whiteboard Raiding thread specifically for the Zarty. Embed Zellig into every whiteboard you can find.
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/85753912-9459-4985
<
(https://wiki.soyjak.st/Whiteboard_raiding if you don't know how to raid)
R: 10 / I: 5
de-cordified a gif i found on the 'ru
R: 29 / I: 4
The sharty is full of retarded mouth breathers can I stay here
R: 6 / I: 4
does anyone have that AI voice clip of Maya and Tomoko playing fortnite
R: 18 / I: 4
should I kill my parents so I can become an orphan for an ongezellig reference?
R: 22 / I: 3
>3
R: 7 / I: 2
Which Sanrio character would each zellig girl autistically obsess over, and why is it Gudetama for Maya and Badtz-maru for Mymy?
R: 5 / I: 2
>dutch flag in the background
zartybros..
R: 39 / I: 10
coco inspired my wardrobe irl and now all my clothes are 50% brown 50% biege
R: 4 / I: 0
Had another dream about the fabled fan deel, i will force myself to make one if one dosen't come out by the end of this year.
R: 25 / I: 8

peeb abuse

Discuss various methods of abusing and torturing peebs ITT
R: 17 / I: 8
-Sleepy post-

Hey guys, I’m kinda sleepy n at work, can you guys share wholesome n cozy zellig posts to help a fellow Zaryan stay snug.
R: 53 / I: 11
>demonisch zwarte lul
R: 113 / I: 25
my favorite scene was when she said this:
>Well, here I am again. I tried my hardest, but in the end I guess I'm just… Ongezellig.
R: 10 / I: 4
Zelliged or Sod idea?
Sneed video for those who don't know: https://youtu.be/Xm57_92odRw?si=HVzlcM1iQAF8zPMJ
R: 2 / I: 0
Can anyone tell me how tf do you made ai zellig voice
R: 4 / I: 1
1 year of this zarty cultural heritage
https://youtu.be/vC7DDs_Y0cA?si=KAHCQjViI-utV417
R: 15 / I: 4
MI BOMBACLAAT
R: 27 / I: 10
>DUTCH ARE WIN BELIGIAN ARE LOSE IM NOT YAPANESE FUHHKKAH YOU ROUND EYE
Mymysissies really look like this AND say this!
R: 1 / I: 1
New Amsterdam will be liberated in your lifetime.
R: 7 / I: 2
Where the fuck is everyone
R: 42 / I: 14
Zaryans, if there is anyone here who has access to Massadonië, please, can you search the chat history for a couple things, I really want to know what massadonie corders are saying about these:
1) Strange Hill High
2) Agugu
3) Zarty/soyzellig
4) Roos Terra
just search these terms and show us what is there, i'm dying to see what they talk about all day in their secret club
R: 6 / I: 4
today i played WarioWare D.I.Y.
R: 1 / I: 0
>The body was too short or empty.
R: 11 / I: 3

Mayapedos BTFO'd

>I KNEEL
>I SQUEAL
>MY HEADCANON ISN'T REAL

>I COPE

>I MOPE
>SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE

>I SIN

>I NEVER WIN
>I BELONG IN A TRASH BIN

>I JOB

>I'M A SLOB
>I AM TOO SHORT TO REACH THE DOORKNOB

>I SMELL LIKE A TRASH BAG

>I LOOK LIKE AN OLD HAG
>I AM, A MAYAFAG
R: 45 / I: 16
It isn't cool being racist it's was a sin
R: 29 / I: 9
And what are (You) doing on the kiked holiday of Valentine's Day?
R: 3 / I: 1
What would have happened if Massa had been more sinister and made Maya commit suicide in the deel 6?
R: 7 / I: 1
Happy Valentines day you lonely faggots. Post essential trucelcore to make the day go by easier.
R: 16 / I: 7
IM GONNA PUKE