[ home ][ q / qa / zellig / brabant / drenthe ][ overboard ][ v ][ archive / telegram / zelligwiki / club / booru ][ execution list / pph ][ Rules / Contacts ][][ log in ]

Catalog (/zellig/)

Sort by: Image size: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [Full]
R: 4 / I: 1
Me hear ik ben het maar
Me cry
R: 1 / I: 0
Ilse looks too much like Anne Frank
R: 28 / I: 6
How would Maya's suicide affect the Schoppenboer family and other environments in her life?
R: 38 / I: 15
>choclate thing thinf cocoao powder of the sugar sugara choclate bar cococao
R: 13 / I: 3
These boots were made for walking
And thats what they'll do
And one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
R: 48 / I: 23
>Okay, you know what; consider me gone from the board. I officially withdraw all collaboration with the zarty now. You guys can stick to your delusional little echo chamber and I will stick to my Twitter space. I'm done trying to make this shit work and trying to understand/negotiate with the people on here. I still believe that there are normal people on here and there's hope that you guys can turn this place into something normal, but it will not be because of me. Enjoy reverting to your old ways of being hated and spit on by every other part of the community, if that's how you prefer it to be.
R: 40 / I: 16
I think about Mymy all day every single day. She's the first thing I see when I close my eyes. Every time I see someone with red hair, every time I see someone with blue eyes, every time someone mentions the Netherlands, every time I see a bow, I think of her. I stare at pictures of her every night before I go to bed, I like to have those pictures fresh in my mind so I can think about her as I fall asleep and dream about how happy she would make me. I even kiss pictures of her and imagine that I am really kissing her. I want to kiss her, I want to talk with her, I want to cuddle with her, I want to marry her and raise a family with her. I love her and only her, I want nothing in life more than her.
R: 63 / I: 20

wordswordswords a nothingstroopwaffel

why, why is maya just so amazing like i don't even know where to begin with or how to explain it, but something about her is just so.. real? so… relatable? i can't quite put it, but either way Maya is an absolute GEM that's for sure, am i the only one who thinks like that and talks like that? i mean talk def just me but there has to be someone as well who likes or even loves maya, anyway that's not what i wanted to say or talk, i wanted to talk about my personal experience with this show, snca i know but i don't give a fuck because i want to write today, when i first found out about this thing i was like, huh ongezellig? sounds funny, eventually i let myself go and actually decided to watch it, i was retarded back then well still am and watched the heckin ai dub, worst mistake of my life, i wish i would have introduced myself to it with the real thing but what happened, happened. i.. i liked it, it was interesting, i was hooked, but not REALLY hooked but like hooked enough to like it if it makes any sense, but then kind of a couple days go by, i barely thought about it.. but then it hits me once more, i want to watch it again, i want to know more, and i slowly 'zelligpill myself if you will, out of nowhere, like i needed a couple of days to fall back into it if it makes any sense. so then i started watching EVERYTHING about it, like reading everything about it and just looking through everything about it, but i didn't know what exactly was pulling me into it so much, some time passes and maya keeps popping up to me, i keep thinking about her, until i realize, i heckin like her or something she's like, me if i would speak dutch, wouldn't be as retarded and would be a real woman, kinda maybe idk, day by day my affection grew until finally i knew, i knew i was in love, in TRUE love. i don't know what to say this is my personal experience with this whole thing, oh right eventually even some more time later i found her, she was just there listening in her headphones in a park? i ran up as fast as i could, and it was as if we knew each other for eternity, we both loved each other and still do, we are now always together, she's even watching me write this very wordswordswords shit thing, i can't believe it 'zelligbros i actually made it, she's ACTUALLY here, ACTUALLY real and ACTUALLY in love with me just how i am, isn't that wholesome and amazing and heckin valid? To me, maya is like mymy to a lot of chuddies here, i am a chud, but maya took the spot for me, she was the one for me and i was the one for her. something about her is just, idk how to explain, and as i kept thinking and thinking i realized JUST how similar we are, there are probably only few real differences between the two of us, that probably act as yin and yang to each other as well, we were meant to be together, it was destined. love you all niggas may you as well find that one for yourselves.

Mayagods am i the only one like this?
R: 19 / I: 4
ching chong chingy ching chong chong
R: 2 / I: 2
missed coco
R: 16 / I: 5
cocoCOONS strike again…
R: 1 / I: 0

pure kino

those who know
R: 2 / I: 0
4/20 has passed but whatever, i require someone to make a drawing where Cleo buys weed from Yfke
R: 17 / I: 1
goth mymy
R: 26 / I: 4
why has no one ever tried to create a sharty /qa/ splinter? im guessing it's becuase sharty /qa/ in it's heyday was just a few users and we're all split between multiple splinters now
R: 17 / I: 5
fuck foenkie and all the discordniggers massadoniecucks that lurk the zarty 24/7 to look out for their 'cord friends and """protect""" them, you fucking APPEAR """""coincidentally""""" whenever anything happens. i guess i know where the occasional coalposting comes from now
R: 6 / I: 3
THEY ARE FUSING STOP THE TEST ABORT ABORT
R: 9 / I: 1
Nufag here, WTF is a nigglerwiggle
R: 8 / I: 1
If maya ever gives birth the child will be an absolute mutt shitskin and would look something like that
R: 29 / I: 5
>TFW Mymy and Maya cannot be spared from the upcoming Ethnic Cleansing
R: 7 / I: 2
why couldn't massa or whoever composed the music have made this song louder?
R: 5 / I: 0

If maya used omegle:

>Heilige shit, wat is dat nou weer? Zien Amerikanen er echt zo slecht uit?
<kill yourself obsessed dyke
R: 5 / I: 2
site
R: 2 / I: 1
>THE HACK WAS NOT A FALSEFLAG TO SHUT DOWN THE SHARTY SINCE THEY KNEW FROOT WOULD BE RETARDED ENOUGH TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT
>FROOT IS NOT COLLABORATING WITH HIRO FOR OPERATION CLEAN STABLE
>TAKE.YOUR.MEDS.
R: 14 / I: 3

NEVER FORGET

NEVER FORGET THE DOLLIST GENOCIDE OF ZARYANS ON THE SHARTY
NEVER AGAIN WILL 1.5 MILLION ZARYAN CHILDREN BE TURNED INTO COAL AND SPROKE
R: 6 / I: 4
New 'eel
R: 13 / I: 1

what would happen if mymy started a thing against Belgians

make a story in the replies lol
R: 34 / I: 8
Oh my fucking God! What the faggot did to her!
R: 10 / I: 0

wtf am i doing with my life

> goon for 4 hours
> build magic deck at 2 am
ts sum bs maya would do why am i doing this with my life.
R: 5 / I: 6
FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN
R: 208 / I: 50

Maya Email List

Lost lore was dropped in Massacord. Apparently the email used in Maya's Sweet 16 was real and would sign you up for a mailing list of emails sent by 'Maya' throughout 2018-19 if you emailed it. Here's all of them: pastebin com/raw/pjKNDq8C

Happy birthday Maya…
I'm full of love.
R: 41 / I: 14
is it just me or the way some of the cast are drawn is mildly pony inspired. From the side profiles atleast. especially considering massa was a big clopper
R: 24 / I: 8
Why aren't you chuddies taking advantage of the great 'cuck drought and not shilling soyzellig to rapefugees?
R: 5 / I: 2

RusGOD

Evrasian get
R: 3 / I: 0
unknown author
R: 3 / I: 0
bifbibi ascici cicic si bi site
R: 1 / I: 0
Got kush all in my lungs
Get high like Cheech and Chong
R: 18 / I: 1
When was the last time (You) watched Zellig? You should be watching Zellig daily. Be in a constant state of 'ligging at all times. You VVILL watch it right now!!!
R: 24 / I: 3
How do we contain this and keep our community safe zaryans?
R: 17 / I: 6
new toss
R: 3 / I: 0
Can someone make a zellig screamer
R: 6 / I: 0
learning luau right now
R: 9 / I: 1
i wanna cosplay as mymy someday
but the 190cm is not gonna help doebeit
R: 3 / I: 0
gugus when they hear mama say "doctor" "appointment" and "vaccine" while talking on the phone in the other room
R: 21 / I: 9

oy vey

hey there zaryans! i wanted to kindly request that (YOU) send me all material there is about the layout of the 'zellig rooms and everything like the fucking uh idk how to explain and it sounds a bit weird but i promise it's for a good reason and if i won't be a lazy little fuck there might something come out of this but who knows, people send all material that could shows designs/rooms from the show, and just sets in general all we know, for example maya's room coco's and so on, classroom everything you have that can help layout shit or whatever is good, i may not tell what this is for just yet but i promise it'll be worth it as long as i'll actually go through with muh plan please help out.

tldr; send me images/anything that shows blank/easy to view rooms and plans of the sets from 'zellig like rooms and buildings and anything in between need it for a project that i can not talk about yet because i have no clue if anything is going to ever happen, please help out.
R: 93 / I: 14

LGBTQ+ Inclusion

Hello, one of the admins here.

We've been discussing in our Discord and came to the conclusion that we should be a lot more welcoming to minorities (gays, transgenders, queers, black, etc.) of any new fan of zellig that comes here.
So from now on, any form of homophobia, transphobia, racism, bigotry is NOT tolerated and will result in a ban with no form of appeal. Please inquire any messages you have about our new inclusion policies ITT. Thank you.
R: 9 / I: 7
i have a picture of mymy taped to my wall and i regularly put my cigarettes out on her forehead
R: 4 / I: 0
Who has the drawing of mymy in boy mode?
R: 75 / I: 25
Someone give me a picture of foenkie unedited o algo
R: 21 / I: 11
>He has risen
erm… marge?
R: 7 / I: 2
I shouldn't have put the Easter egg in the fridge. I almost broke my teeth.
R: 62 / I: 15
What is the average age for this site's users
R: 117 / I: 20
were oldGODS in the wrong for making 'tosses like this?
R: 22 / I: 4
I've lost interest in 'Zellig for the past few months and I want to get back into it again, so please use every glowie tactic to train my mind into being obsessed again.

Also, Happy Easter! He has risen!
R: 3 / I: 1
die
R: 53 / I: 14
Quite possibly the rarest 'assa artpieces never-before-seen until now.
R: 23 / I: 3

Happy Birthday Hitler

Wish him a happy birthday or something he fought for the zaryan race!!!
R: 7 / I: 1
What would be the favorite club of each of the sisters?
R: 3 / I: 0
agaboibibi sis ibp ibi site
R: 13 / I: 8
Post about Lost Media by Ongezellig. Official or fan-made. For example, Mymy's dialogue at the end of deel 3, which Massa never published (only Kiki's dialogue).
R: 2 / I: 0
>Hello, one of the admins here.
>
>We've been discussing in our Discord and came to the conclusion that we should be a lot more welcoming to minorities (gays, transgenders, queers, black, etc.) of any new fan of zellig that comes here.
>So from now on, any form of homophobia, transphobia, racism, bigotry is NOT tolerated and will result in a ban with no form of appeal. Please inquire any messages you have about our new inclusion policies ITT. Thank you.
<ClipboardImage.png
<white.gif
R: 16 / I: 4
whats a zaryans favorite minecraft version? (peep my zemmy build)
R: 20 / I: 4
'tistic is back
R: 93 / I: 19
Would their relationship work?
R: 2 / I: 2
>sulfur
R: 9 / I: 5
ban God for being openly homophobic, transphobic, racist and a bigot
R: 1 / I: 0
>Hello I am an obsessed faggot and I NEED to find my sister cause uhhhh I just do okay!?
R: 10 / I: 1
NPO 1 News: 20-year-old girl with orange hair arrested in The Hague for tear gas attack on Dutch parliament.
R: 13 / I: 2
ME IS A TWANS BABY GIWL! TWANS WITES ARE HUWAN WITES! ME WESPECT TWANS PEOPLE! ME WOVE BEING CUTE TWANS BABA ME WOBE SUCK MA BINKY, ME WOVE EAT SOOPWAFEL WITH SISTER, ME WOVE HAVE TWANS FLAG HAIR IN MA TWANS FLAG CWIB WITH MA TWANS FWAG CWOTHES AND TWANS FLAG BINKY. IF YU NO WESPECT TWANS FOLKS PWEFERD PWONOUNS YU ARE ENEMY OF GOOG ME WOBE ALL TWANS PEOPLE
R: 35 / I: 7

What would you do while working on Ongezellig?

Since today is the 1 year anniversary of Update 130, I want to hear what you Zaryans would've done if you were in Studio Massas shoes during the production of Ongezellig.
R: 17 / I: 3
What was she trying to do, make fun of the Jews?
R: 25 / I: 9
Drew ‘atsune Miku
R: 9 / I: 4
>Maya if she was actually from indonesia
R: 78 / I: 17
why does maya's bed creak at night?
R: 12 / I: 6
>cocooooooooooooooooooo looooooook duuuuuuuuude im fuhkkennnnnn hiiiiiiiiiiiigh dooooooooood fuhhkkennnnnn im off my rocker doooooooooooooood check it outtttttttttt im fuhkkennnnn hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhh
R: 8 / I: 4
is anyone else just sick to death of seeing mymy's stupid fucking face with her retarded, cheap blue contacts and that obnoxious eyesore for a head of hair? god, i just want to shave her bald, i have so much vitriol for that little shit.
R: 3 / I: 1
flush niggers down the largest toilet in the world
R: 3 / I: 1
'zellig ought to be a 4chan thing too
4CHAN 4EVER
R: 19 / I: 8
Why does Maya look so gypsy?
R: 57 / I: 14

Jannycord Leaks

Hello
I was jannycord leaker
I tried getting more from cord but mods were obsessed
And they kicked me out before I could properly archive everything
Good thing they forgot to remove my janny so here was all I could recover
Have fun (:
R: 29 / I: 8

le hecking fan fiction

Hello, I am in the process of writing a possibly 4 episode long fan fiction where Mymy meets with her biological sister. I am currently looking for suggestions on how to end said fan fiction. Do any Zaryans have suggestions? (no nsfw please)
R: 2 / I: 0
<I NEED THIS
<I know others that need it too
<the soyjak download link is dead
<someone just post the font files or something
R: 11 / I: 5

oldgems

OH MY ! this is the mandela effect or something
R: 86 / I: 29

Begging to be taught by drawGODS ITT

why am i so fucking terrible at drawing and frankly everything in life, is it my retardation? probably. but still, i just can't shit out anything good besides coal I CAN'T DRAW! and that's why i wanted to kindly beg you drawGODS to teach me, please, just teach me from like THE basics i don't know shit i don't know how any of it works i'm terrible but i wanna learn that's the first step right? please don't let me down people pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
R: 24 / I: 5
Poor Maya, she can't get on 4chan anymore. Don't worry about Mymy, she moved away from /pol/ a long time ago.
R: 8 / I: 6
What would he look like without glasses?
R: 2 / I: 0
Is he right?
R: 168 / I: 61
'assa has been fully 'ox by the 'farms
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ongezellig-thread.170300/post-18822249
R: 46 / I: 13
Xhey pulled the plug
R: 14 / I: 10
Well guess what niggers, soytroons nuked the 4chan so I'm using this shithole to showcase my zellig porn
R: 6 / I: 3

looking for a zem

Maya about to use Mymy's nerf gun to commit suicide, Mymy shouting where is my nerf gun or something, you don't see Mymy but you see her angry face in the speech bubble pointing out of frame, i really thought i saved it and with the zooru down forever i can't go back and save it, please help if you have it
R: 27 / I: 4
oekaki request thread, ill oekaki zemmy ideas, im not oekakigod btw
>what a fucking belgian
R: 30 / I: 10
what would coco say about these clips?
R: 18 / I: 4

Another message from Leakage

Hello, I go by the name “Leakage” (at least here) for privacy reasons. The last time I posted about us (the team) working on a secret production/continuation of Ongezellig I was ridiculed, but in their defense I have not provided any evidence of that production. Just to recap, the whole Update 130 was a hoax, the reason Sam did it is unknown to us. (Foenkie probably knows, but being the way he is we don’t bother asking him) Ongezellig got picked up by a major studio and Sam still hates the internationals. All that aside I FINALLY have some sort of proof (the name of the studio was vague for reasons I don’t want to get into right now). For those desperate to know when something is going to happen, look around late 2025 - early 2026. If any of you have any questions, go ahead and ask. Stay strong and God bless.

P.S. If my English looks really choppy, it's because I used Google Translate. If anyone has a better translator, please let me know.
R: 5 / I: 1
opinions on mexiaryans?
R: 14 / I: 8
>OH MY SINTERKLASS I JUST LOVE COMMITTING UNSPEAKABLE ACTS TO MY CAPTAIN KOEK BODY PILLOW EVERY NIGHT
R: 17 / I: 1
new toss
R: 3 / I: 1
zelligs i did on spray paint
R: 44 / I: 32

Anti -

I feel like this needs to be a thread feel free to sage it if if ur leaking and need a higher dosage of cope

Talkie fan here:

Zelig sucks because of many things, or algo:


1. It has a shitty story and basic characters.

2. A 4cuck, pedophilic MLPFag made this; literally, the art style is heavily inspired by MLP.

3. All the characters are boring; the only goodish character is Mymy, for her hate of her own race, but that's it.

4. It's super clear that the Dutch 4cuck who loves MLP and anime made the characters based on his fetishes.

5. The show became big with the 4cucks/pedosoyakers because it was made by a pedo4cuck; every thread here proves my point.

6. The show didn't get picked up for a reason (it was shit).

7. Massa hates you and this show, as he matured and moved on from his pedophilic, edgy ways and immediately ended his 10-year journey after mild success with an Iceberg series.

8. Eight seconds on zeligxitter is brim goonerslop.

9. Maya (kid) is literally seen masturbating to tentacle hentai at the start of the show.

10. Maya literally got horny during her sister's racist larp.

11. Maya/Mymy is based on his racism and lonergoonerchud life, with a mix of yellow fever and "coco" being his type of women.

12. Obsession over a show about three school children is always going to be 70-90% pedophilic in this day and age.

13. You like the character because you either heavily relate or heavily "goon" to them, or both.

14i ran out of idea cuz im not profeshinal critick but add more for me etc etc etc

Your show is shit; your entire fanbase consists of three kinds of people: the ones who "goon" to the three kids and lie about it, or the ones that proudly do it, and 0.001% that don't because they haven't reached puberty or can't because they are post-op trans.

Feel free to debunk my points with cope and seeth, and banning me only proves my point of how sensitive you gooners are when someone calls your fetishs out.

SoyQuote me if you agree.