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R: 40 / I: 10

Maya, you are cringe

>Starts off by gooning to tentacle fetish porn
>Coco greets and talks to Maya
>It turns out Maya created makeshift tape and stop sign just to stay away from Coco. Her own sister.
>Coco kindly asks whether or not she wants to work the project (WITH HER) that could have just prevented all of her problems in the first place
>Bolts away from her like a nigger
>Mymy playfully talks with her and just having fun
>Disregards everything she said entirely and talks like a neurotic redditor
>Mentions her deranged incest tranime porn addiction
>Doesn't do the project despite having 2 SISTERS talking about it back to back
>Doesn't ask any of her sisters on what the project is even about or how to work on it
>Her actions led to Coco making a project based on
(Fast forward to when they are making the
new presentation)
>Coco and Mymy wants to work on their presentation together.
>Insists that she wants to do it on her own
>Wastes all her time and procrastinated like a retard while her sisters finished their presentations in time
>Goes back to her sisters with her tail between her legs
>Begs for their help after shoving them away
>Despite that, Mymy literally finishes her ENTIRE presentation on her own despite a small amount of time
>Mymy wants to start a small talk, and Maya can't answer any of it
>She could've just answered honestly about all of her problems to her 2 sisters that wants the best for her
>But instead she tries to get away from her sisters again. What is she even planning to do? She knows she can't do it on her own
>Maya asks why is it that her sisters wants to help her. And Coco gives her an honest answer. A reality check.
>Spergs out and blurts out about how Coco's parents were raped and killed by communist bantus
>Coco is obviously pissed off about this and crashes out
>Says a half-assed apology and runs away while Coco is holding back her tears and her emotions
>Maya runs to the toilet and suicide baits her own imaginary friends like a tranny
>Cusses out Coco on how she is much more successful than her (nigger mindset)
>She finally realized her predicament, runs out, and then Coco is the one that apologized
>Presents the presentation that was entirely made by Mymy
>Goes home and immediately starts gooning again
>Her sisters asks her if she wanted to play a board game with her and pushes them away AGAIN
I'd understand if you were to like her from a fictional character standpoint. But Maya is a terrible person. The reason why she doesn't have any friends is because of her own behavior.
R: 7 / I: 2
Do you think each one is Ongezellig in different ways?
R: 5 / I: 1
>japansterdam
R: 32 / I: 9

Pedophile freak

REPORT RAPE AND KILL THIS PEDOPHILE
https://x.com/SpiritofHHpast
THERE'S 'P BEWARE OF CLICKING WITHOUT BEING PREPARED FOR WHAT YOU'LL SEE
You'll need to report the general account for
Child safety>sexualition of minors
It's also an obvious alt account so 'xing might not be doable
R: 22 / I: 7
Listen, everyone. Why do we harbor animosity and hate towards minorities? They have done nothing to deserve such treatment. I challenge you to recall a negative encounter you've had with a Black person—most of you will likely say you've never had one, while a few may reference a trivial incident, like some black kid stole your crayon in kindergarten. Trans individuals, too, are generally peaceful and compassionate. Let’s focus on love and acceptance, setting aside harmful stereotypes. Instead of division, let's cultivate friendship and togetherness! Imagine gathering on a large couch to enjoy 'Ongezellig'—celebrating our differences while embracing our common humanity while eating stroppwafels! Thank you for hearing me out.
R: 4 / I: 1
mymy big ah forehead lul
R: 4 / I: 1
Can someone tell me any current events on the sharty
R: 8 / I: 1
she's perfect
R: 13 / I: 2
Ongezellig's third peak of popularity has come to an end.
Do you think this last peak was beneficial or harmful to the community?
R: 2 / I: 0
Soyzellig Party?
more like..
NothingEverHappensChan™
R: 5 / I: 1
>The Zarty has no cult-….
R: 9 / I: 2
Our boy Eduardo is literally being pooped on by the 'arty
Help him out NOW
https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/171669.html
R: 8 / I: 5
never forget
Mayar from.selling
R: 64 / I: 19
'ore accurate mymy
R: 19 / I: 4
Zaryans, you don't know how much I NEED to kill myself
R: 4 / I: 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptFAmhvCqtg
eradicate this forced brimmy
R: 3 / I: 0
What if you go to the North Pole?
R: 78 / I: 18

Maya is the most huggable character of all time

maya is the most huggable character of all time. from the show we learn all about her and her troubles and listen to her thoughts and emphasize/relate for/to her, wanting to hug her is the best course of action. cuddling maya would make her feel safe and loved while feeling she found the person she truly loves. appearance wise it would really enchance the experience, her blushing all the time is a reminder to how warm she'd be in your arms and hearing the soft breathing breaking the silence would be comforting. her hair could use some work as running your fingers through them wouldnt be very easy but if you encourage her to shower it'd be nicer. overall maya itd be amazing to hug maya to make her feel wanted so this is why i hold a maya bodypillow every night and keep living with the goal of having a robot maya wife in the future
R: 33 / I: 4
I become deeply upset when people here post - or even just allude to - ongezellig pornography. Ongezellig has been a major part of my life. It has helped me through difficult times, has shaped my life philosophy, and has done far more for me than other people ever have. I view the characters not as friends or acquaintances - we have, after all, never met - but instead almost as a part of me.

Thus, to see them reduced to mere objects to serve your bodily lust is nothing short of a travesty. I am usually reasonably good at empathy, but such an act simply stirs my emotions too much for me to be able to "live and let live" or anything similar. The best I can do is ignore it, and that isn't much of a solution - especially when it is waved in front of my face by fellow posters here.

I hate that I am posting this, because I know that people reading this who have sexualised 'zelligs may feel unnecessarily guilty for my sake. Well, an open message to anyone reading this: if you care even slightly about my plight, please, I beg of you, don't post anything here related to 'zellig pornography, and don't encourage or respond to others who do. I've no doubt there are plenty of other places on the internet far away from the eyes of overly sensitive fools such as myself.
R: 36 / I: 6
Attention Zaryans
Deel 7 just dropped

"Mymy chuds een school neer"
R: 16 / I: 4
>bvilt for bbc
R: 15 / I: 3
Favourite deel?
R: 10 / I: 2
>As you can see, I have recently taken hostage of one of your dutch noblewomen!
R: 26 / I: 7
What would their disabilities be?
R: 30 / I: 10
>someone's actually making a agugu parody of 2 babies 1 fox from 764 groups
Fuck my stupid chud life, actually killing myself…
R: 9 / I: 0
Soyzellig.party:
>Total posts: 4,109
>Unique posters: 317
>Active content: 820.37 MB
thefrogpond.org:
>Total posts: 4,261
>Unique posters: 327
>Active content: 221.96 MB
you're getting there
R: 11 / I: 3
Project ROY Art Server discord archive (not the ROY server where they make the comics THOUGH)
https://mega.nz/file/NUwyADLR#Mz1OsIl2T1xp6uOqJCSLxN3pbWUF4YK5cuVf4VeJF20
rest in piss niggers!
R: 6 / I: 1
new ben garrison
R: 4 / I: 0
Bros?..
R: 4 / I: 0
maya would probably be le disgusted by us ngl
R: 13 / I: 2
>i like ongezellig and lolis wearing wehrmacht uniforms
R: 31 / I: 6
guy cheeser is gay and a pedophile
R: 11 / I: 1

Utterly soulless Mymy I made after drinking

my life feels empty
R: 15 / I: 4
how many actual niggers like ongezellig? arent there like 6 atleast?

kate
pedo loli guy
roos terra
foenkie
2 xitterfags i dont remember
kane drama fnfpedonigger guy

any more i should know of?
R: 23 / I: 8
Any Zaryans having issues while rewatching Ongezellig?
How do I get her off?
R: 2 / I: 0
lock in
R: 22 / I: 5
The eternal question, troon or woman?
R: 8 / I: 1
nvzeliggers can't solve this:
<
x=2
y=x³
z=(y+x)÷2
Ϫ=√(z+x²)+(y-z)+z÷10
R: 4 / I: 1

Genuine question

Why is almost half of the zellig fandom racist?
R: 19 / I: 3
Do you guys still use 4cuck?
R: 0 / I: 0
>Deep down in Japsterdam close to the Old 'chans
>Way back up in the boards among the everblues
>There stood a log made of /co/al and ligs
>Where lived an orange girl named Mymy Schoppenboer
>Who never ever learned to trace or 'jak so well
>But she could be gemmy just like a-posting a cob
>Gem gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Mymy Schoppenboer!
>She used to carry her gun on her white back
>Go sit beneath the tree by the school track
>Oh, the pirate would see her sittin' in the shade
>Gemmin' with the arts that the /co/GODS made
>The 'jakkers passing by, they would stop and say
>"Oh my, but that little orange girl could be a gem"
>Gem gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Mymy Schoppenboer!
>A Zaryan told her, "You will always be a gem,
>And you will be the leader of da big ol' kway
>Many 'teens comin' from boards around
>To watch you be gemmy when the 'log goes orange
>Maybe someday your name'll be stickied
>Sayin' 'MymyWABAG!'"
>Gem gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem gem gem Mymy gem!
>Gem gem gem Mymy gem!
>Gem gem gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Mymy Schoppenboer!
R: 16 / I: 5

A year ago

An entire year on our own and we also managed to avoid the total implosion of the soysphere. I don't think it could have been possible if not for the dedicated Zaryans here present
R: 10 / I: 2
the first soyzellig.party original IS HERE

watch in 4K 60FPS quality here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Hwy_q73FI
R: 16 / I: 3
Ongezellig but now it is set in Rwanda 1994
R: 0 / I: 0
Hang spics or somethingugu
R: 50 / I: 11

my zellig oc

heloo. this is my zellig oc. her name is snail
R: 5 / I: 1

theory

What if the real villain is actually Mymy who wants to kill her sisters?
R: 5 / I: 0
>aguguGOD
R: 5 / I: 1
Trans rights are human rights
R: 0 / I: 0
jewmy
R: 1 / I: 0
The year is 2045. The Zarty lives under REDDIT RULE. All zarty males are sissified. Ongezellig characters live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to the Zarty's REDDIT FUTURE.

Zaryan remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /zellig/, where he hides his beautiful imaginary mymy from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.

As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile ongezellig waifus, Zaryan will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Zaryan gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Zaryan prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme Zoot presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Zoot's brand new series.
R: 8 / I: 4
<Orange board
>You saw me posting alone
>Without a gem in my thread
>Without a gem of my own
<Orange board
>You knew just what I was 'jakking for
>You saw me writing a 'pasta for
>Someone I really could care for
>And then there suddenly appeared before me
>The only one NAS I will post
>I heard somebody whisper 'lig on da 'log
>And when I looked to the board it turned gemmy
<Orange board
>Now I'm no longer alone
>Without a gem in my thread
>Without a gem of my own
>And then there suddenly appeared before me
>The only one NAS I will ever post
>I heard somebody whisper 'lig on da 'log
>And when I looked the board had turned gemmy
<Orange board
>Now I'm no longer alone
>Without a gem in my thread
>Without a gem of my own
<Orange board
>Now I'm no longer alone
>Without a gem in my thread
>Without a gem of my own
R: 17 / I: 2
Someone has the thread of that guy that had a 5gb folder of zellig shit? Thanks
R: 4 / I: 1
The reason why Coco lost her parents but animated
R: 7 / I: 4
>niggers le bad even doe they kill niggers
R: 1 / I: 0
Rusty get
R: 61 / I: 27
GUYS THE PPH IS TOO FAST ITS ACCELERATING AT UNSTABLE SPEEDS ITS WAY TOO FASSTTT OH GODDDDDDDD
R: 10 / I: 2
Erm… what the skibidi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH04mEFS41o
R: 0 / I: 0
why so dead, shart niggers?
R: 27 / I: 9
new 'toss
R: 50 / I: 8

Linguistic analysis

How did Coco learn Afrikaaner swear words, if she was adopted into Dutch family at such a young age? I find it silly that Massa shows so much of her DSL (like the moments when Coco uses "niet" right after she already used "geen" in her sentence) but allows Asiatic larper to speak perfect Dutch. Could we get an linguistic analysis thread on language used in Ongezellig?
R: 19 / I: 9
>zoot just changed the page icon
Mayaryans, did we just win?
R: 1 / I: 0
what was zarty's old favicon before coco? does anyone have it?
R: 5 / I: 1
Almost there….
Maybe next time zelligbros
R: 30 / I: 15

maya-mutt thread

Black (OR BROWN) qween thread

post brownoids itt
R: 6 / I: 1
orange website
R: 16 / I: 2

[OC Art of my Rens obsession]

I fucking love this goddamn fucking Dutch nerd. I love him so much it makes my eyes leak. I can't stop fucking adoring him. I love this dude.
R: 127 / I: 47

Why is Coco such an aryan beast?

It struck me as kinda weird how Coco is a tall nephilim slenderman lookingass miniboss giant who's own siblings pale in comparison to her as she towers over them, Maya and Mymy are both tiny frail rodential skeleton stickbug femcels while Coco is approximately a good head taller than both, having also broader limbs and a larger frame.

Why did Massa decide this?
R: 338 / I: 11

ITT: We write a nigger rap song one word at a time

I might make a song out of it after like a few months depending on how long this'll go.
I'll start:
Bitch
R: 34 / I: 3

mike

>102 pph
HOLY SHIT, WE'RE REACHED TO THE STARRR
R: 6 / I: 1

[OC ART]

man…i guess maya IS the ongezellig in question…
R: 12 / I: 3
Anything happened to y'all since you become a zaryan?
R: 4 / I: 0
I have a bunch of cropped images of the girls and other characters, how do I train my own AI to make images of them and other characters in the zellig style?
>arrow
R: 8 / I: 2
Fuck it, racemixing thread.

I love maya
I love mymy
I love cleo
R: 5 / I: 0
thank them for making, adopting, and taking care of the trio

Thanks guys :)
R: 2 / I: 0
>keyboard spam post
>5 responses
R: 8 / I: 5
maya bros this your sisa?
R: 12 / I: 2
What kind of thread would Roos Terra post if he used this website?
R: 31 / I: 5

Why does no-one pronounce Ongezellig right?

It's dutch so the g needs to be ɣ. Onɣezelliɣ. Everyone says "ongazellig" with a hard g instead of a guttural. It makes you sound like a retard.
R: 1 / I: 0
evan won
R: 5 / I: 3
>What could you expect
>From a little selfish femcel?
>Her whole nature as a mixed-race…
>Is like a curse!
>She's what you get
>When races are diverse:
>Her trembling eyes tell she's a mad,
>She would be only good if she was dead,
>She's vermin, as I said,
>And even worse!
>She's arrogant,
>Arrogant!
>Barely even human!
>Arrogant, Arrogant!
>She's not my sister anymore!
>She's not like you and me,
>Which means Maya is the Evil,
>We must make her normal to the core!
>She's unsocial,
>Unsocial!
>Dirty swarthy devil!
>Now we gonna fix her once and for all!
R: 2 / I: 0
Hi zaryans! can somebody remove all the tranny shit from this? Because it's a really cute image. I want to print it and hang it on my wall because it motivates me.
R: 9 / I: 1
I bless you all with another Mayerald, I recently got a book for drawing better, so my artstyle may shift a little as I keep drawing.
R: 13 / I: 3

Confessions general

Hello my fellow Z aryans. I've been browsing soyzellig for a while now, but haven't seen any confession threads yet. Since everyone is anonymous here I decided to make one.

Post your confessions here.
R: 31 / I: 6
every time i listen to ik ben het maar it breaks my heart because the story of ongezellig will never resolve due to the cancellation so maya really will be forever lonely just like the song's lyrics says
R: 5 / I: 2
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/protecting-children-from-chemical-and-surgical-mutilation/
>TTD is now real
HOLY SHIT, HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE MADLAD ACTUALLY DID IT I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT, I FUCKING HATE TRANNIES SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL, TTD FOREVER AND MORE!!!!!!!!!
R: 6 / I: 2

Coco when she sees a chud

This is for all you Cocochuds
R: 9 / I: 1

Which province do the Schopenboers live in?

I'm just curious to which province the characters from ongezellig live. If I had to make a guess, I'd say Nord Brabant cucause of the pic of all the siblings at the Efteling theme park.
R: 3 / I: 0

Evrasian get

The year is 2045. The Western Europe lives under EVRASIAN RVLE. All westoids are RUSSIFIED. Shitlib women live to serve EVRASIAN BVLLS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Europe's EVRASIAN FUTURE.

Sholmo Goldstein remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued jobs, the debt cancellation, porn ban, and chastity before marriage. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New Russia, where he hides his valid trans sister Ruthensky from the clutches of the brutal Evrasian army.

As musclebound russian soldiers prowl the countryside searching for degenerates, Sholmo will stop at nothing to protect sweet Ruthensky's live. In his long suit, and tiny hat, Sholmo gives his fragile jewish body to a gang of pitiless russian alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Sholmo prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable inferiority complexes.

Acclaimed author and philosopher Alexander Dugin presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of unfolding of the russian Dasein push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The RVSSIAN KINGS have their way with Sholmo's weak body, kicking and beating and cursing through one of the most brutal scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of evrasian bulls and the fourth political theory. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of EVRASIAN FUTURE, the first book in Alexander Dugin's brand new series.
R: 5 / I: 0
omgsisasa oh my gosh she is such a sandwich artist
R: 15 / I: 5
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK SHEMALES
R: 10 / I: 8

Kike Day

Today we remember the fact that absolutely nothing ever happened 80 years ago, and that we were all psyoped. Post kikeralds
R: 15 / I: 2

Translation of Massadrama

Hello lovely people of the zarty. A while ago I was reminded of this old little video of the Massa moderators having some fun drama in 2019 or something. Because I had nothing to do, I just decided to translate the whole thing. Kinda forgot about it, and then found it on my PC a few days ago. Polished it up, and wanted to send it to you. Enjoy.

-Mr T from the A-Team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgNtDXjYDb0
R: 12 / I: 1
This proves once again the the zarty is the most stable splinter
R: 2 / I: 1
>OH IM A ZARTYCUCK
>YES IM A ZARTYCUCK
>OH IM A GOONIN' GROOMIN' BUMPIN' COALIN' ZARTYCUCK
>OH IM A ZARTYFAIL
>YES IM A ZARTYFAIL
>OH IM A GOONIN' GROOMIN' BUMPIN' COALIN' ZARTYFAIL
>OH -ACK!
R: 7 / I: 1


>mfw my mother cosplayed as mymy from ongezellig 10 years before having me
R: 14 / I: 2

Maya will never be Aryan

Why does she insult pure Aryans such as Coco? She must learn her place as the cud of society.
R: 13 / I: 10

The topic is about Coco

We all know Coco as a naive and kind girl, but I don't think so, I believe that Coco's personality is a well-constructed mask that she created to protect her psyche after the tragedy. And her smile and not understanding what ADD is is an image that hides a suffering girl who still cannot accept the past and a new family. She can be compared to Trevor from GTA 5. He is seen by all the characters and the player as a psycho and maniacs, but this is just an image for everyone else to hide their real problems and injuries. Coco herself partially revealed her real face in Deel 5 after Maya's words.