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R: 14 / I: 1
looking for that folder that shows all of massa’s art. even the old ones
R: 23 / I: 9
>>82060

Trallallero Trallallà, porco dio e porco allah. Ero con il mio fottuto figlio Merdardo a giocare a Fortnite, quando a un punto arriva mia nonna, Ornella Leccacappella
R: 60 / I: 18
Made passport for sharty now i also made one for the zarty
I use favicons as replacement for coat of arms
R: 30 / I: 11
Nieuw toss dat zarty doodde
R: 7 / I: 1
REC
<Hey Zaryans Mymy here. It has been a year since that kike loving race traitor stole my Aryan prince Richard from me and she is getting what she asked for.
(Mymy puts a sick smile with dreamy eyes)
<Yes, only me with a pure white Aryan soul deserves a man like that. And together we will save our race.
(Coco knocks on the door)
>Mymy who are you talking too? We are leaving soon.
<Yes Coco I'm coming.
(Mymy grinds her teeth and glares at the door. The video ends here)
R: 13 / I: 5
Zaryans, it's actually insane how fucking over it is doe. I recently formatted my PC and today I was looking at my steam library to select which games to install on my fresh system. Then I noticed the "last played" info on the corner and it hit me like a truck. games I remember playing like yesterday, Arma 3, bioshock, beamNG, witcher 3, euro truck, in my mind I thought it had been like maybe a couple years since i played them, but the "last played" sections showed me years 2018-2019… six, seven years gone with the blink of an eye, i was shocked to see how long it has really been. sharty didn't even exist back then and at that time I was an angsty 4cucker that had just graduated highschool and it seemed like university would take forever. this made me realise how new the sharty is, it didnt even exist when i used to play these games. yet, i see people here talking about sharty as if it's the ancient times even though sharty still feels like a brand new imageboard in my perspective. all these years gone and i don't have much more than a diploma to my name. more than a decade spent on imageboards, nearly 15 years since i laid eyes on my first 4cuck thread. all this time getting brainwashed on 4cuck,8cuck and kohl/int/ has added nothing beneficial to my life, only niche knowledge and weird fetishes and porn addiction. most of you zaryans here are offsiter normals who come from discord,xitter,youtube etc so i don't think you can understand the gravity of it, but you should quit imageboards as soon as possible or question how much it affects your behavior and psyche. spending time in these places adds up over time and changes you subconsciously even if you believe it's all a joke. zarty is my final stop, my last imageboard after i quit many other imageboards and ended up here. i believe the zarty is a special place, please cherish it while we're here. you won't notice how quickly everything here will become history. another advice i have is if you see something you like on the internet, and you wish to see it again in the future, save it, or else there is no guarantee you will ever see it again, you can't trust stuff on the internet to last forever.
R: 15 / I: 8
Let's steal the 40000000 on 4chan's /lgbt/. Estimated at ~5:45 PM EST.
4chan.org/lgbt/
getwatcher.net
R: 14 / I: 5
>This is a moment to savor, we just achieved total Zaryan victory. It was certainly a great victory for Zaryans but also for my white wife Coco and our 1488 white children. No conditions it was a total victory. Our chances for victory were slim but we did it.

(Spencer after hearing that Bob will ban race bait)
R: 5 / I: 0
Has it ever been answered as to why does Maya have a window in her room if it's between Mymy's and Coco's
R: 11 / I: 5
Some schlogger added 'lig to his jartycuck baldi mod (in development btw)
R: 8 / I: 1
>I‘ve had some good Zems in my time, I love a good Agugu melted Agugu cheese and Maya- roasted Mayamutts caramelized Cleo on a burger uh, that is hot stuff you can get that at a number of different places.
<Honey dinner is ready!
>Yes Coco, will be there soon
R: 0 / I: 0
>Autism denial
<Autism acceptance
R: 3 / I: 1
Schlogcraft is finally open and welcomes the entire soysphere (Except the jassy) to join!
144.217.248.141:25579
https://files.catbox.moe/zcpv7d.mrpack
Use an mrpack compatible launcher (fjord, prism, modrinth, multimc, poly, polly, o algo) and just add the mrpack, it'll the instance set up automatically.
I hope you all enjoy yourselves and I can't wait to see you there!
R: 8 / I: 4
new 'eel
R: 5 / I: 0

Swiss People On Lig (SPOL)

Edited this on my iPhone, seems a little coal o algo
R: 15 / I: 4
>Lore accurate Dutch soyjaks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaper
R: 3 / I: 3
aryan beast
R: 6 / I: 1

Purplehair Saggytits

Who lives inside a school inside the hague?
Depressed and purple and old is she!
Purplehair Saggytits!
If netherlandic nonsense is something you wish!
Purplehair Saggytits!
Then pull out your dick and cum on your tish!
Purplehair Saggytits! (Ben je klaar?)
Purplehair Saggytits
Purplehair Saggytits
Purplehair Saggytits
Purplehair… Saggytits!!!
R: 12 / I: 1
87310th GET
R: 35 / I: 7
In your mind, what actually made Soei angry?
R: 28 / I: 6
would you wear this if it had a stroopwafel on it instead of a rollercoaster tycoon head
R: 19 / I: 6
>Hello Zaryans! I'm getting married to Richard Spencer and we will have 1488 huwhite babies!
<That's hot stuff
R: 17 / I: 4
.
R: 2 / I: 0

Coco

Coco
R: 28 / I: 8

RAID THIS PEDO NIGGERHELL

LETS RAID THE FUCK OUT OF THIS NIGGERHELL PEDO SPLINTER NOOOOOOOW!!!
Zaryans we must raid this new ESLpedoFNFjartycuckgooner splinter zelligparty.soy, it's created by some faggot that calls himself Koos and they claim to be "zarty but without the rulecucking" and they keep posting porn of the zelligs, they even have a /goon/ board which is full of brimstone and straight up 'p
https://zelligparty.soy/index.html
https://zelligparty.soy/zellig
https://zelligparty.soy/goon
REPORT THEIR SITE TO CLOUDFLARE FOR HOSTING 'P SO IT WILL SHUT DOWN
KILL THESE PEDONIGGERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
R: 5 / I: 2
Hello this is Maya. Please respect my diverse ancestry.
R: 12 / I: 1

New canon Ongezellig lore just dropped

Shortly after Massa announced he would no longer actively find a studio to make his ongezellig show, he did a q/a stream on, i think his discord, where he reveals alot of the lore and the things planned in ongezellig. Thanks to this dude in kiwifarms for "leaking" it
Link: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ongezellig-thread.170300/post-18151758
Below are the most important thing he said about the show
>The illustration he made on petje.af are mostly not canon (think of it as either ideas for the show or a "what if" scenario)
>the Mymy's NEET pic is from an alternate universe (i guess he was talking about Mymy getting caught by her parent watching dutch stuff, idk)
>he says he won’t continue Ongezellig as a comic because he thinks he’s very bad at making comics (he really think that lowly about himself? No wonder people think he sabotaged the show). He also thinks Maya’s Sweet 16 is the worst thing he’s ever made.
>About Maya’s Sweet 16 comic. He said that when printing physical copies of said comics, that it uses cheap printing paper that was meant for small ads and not comics, he hates the comic so much he' unironically refund the people who paid for the comic
>Massa reveals revealed Maya is 1/4th Indonesian, 1/4th Indian, 1/4th Chinese and 1/4th Dutch. (Shes a gigamutt)
>he reveals that Maya dad is 1/2 Surinamese Indian and ½ Dutch.
>He also says that her mom is ½ Moluccan (Indonesian) and ½ Chinese-Indonesian
>Massa then says that the idea behind making Maya a gigamutt is he wants to make a character that has zero identity, who doesnt belong in anywhere. She can’t belong anywhere since they’re alienated by others.
>Massa explain the “farm attack” incident that zellig fans thought was the cause of Coco’s parent's death was a red herring. They died in a fatal car crash. He then goes on to explain that if her parents died by black thieves in a farm attack incident, Coco would've never been close friends with Cleo, since Cleo is an Afro-Aruban.
>Maya's mother' name is “Soei”(It’s a chinese name and Massa apparently had a full Chinese name for her before she married the dad).
>Massa says that Maya's resentment towards her sister, especially towards Coco, starts with her losing her cat
>Massa had an episode idea involving Maya getting a new cat. Coco comes in, she’s allergic so the cat has to go. The cat would go to her grandparents instead, Maya still having access but far less, until one day the cat gets cancer and had to be euthanized. Maya resents Coco even more for taking away her only friend. This was apparently based on a true story from Massa’s life
>Massa reveals that Coco feels immensly guilty for basically losing Maya's cat. She thinks that Maya must feel the same way she herself felt when she lost her biological parents. It's one of the main reason why she's so friendly towards Maya.
>he also planned a a band episode where Maya wanted to Join Coco’s band because she really wants to, but she has no musical talent. Coco’s band is pretty talented and “eurobeat-folkband” centric, which makes no sense but they do it because it’s unique and different. Cleo is the lead singer and guitarist, as well as the main boss of the band. Coco is chill and likes to be there. Yfke is always stoned. Zoey is the quiet introverted type, Maya was actually intersted in befriending Zoey since they’re both quiet types, but besides that they have nothing in common which is why she fails at trying to befriend her since Zoey is uninterested.
>apparently, Mymy’s sister episode is the most fleshed out. Mymy’s sister tracks her down and has this big elaborate scheme where she infiltrates the school pretending to be a korean boy that causes Maya to fall for her since K-Pop boys are hot or something. She immediately befriends Maya (she knows everything about the Schoppenboer family because she’s a genius), she knows Maya’s weak spots. Maya thinks she’s made a friend but Mymy’s sister is just there to get Mymy back to Japan. She asks Maya to stay over for the night, Maya agrees, when she stays over Mymy is none-the-wiser, Coco is VERY skeptical of her presense on befriending Maya, Maya’s mom is just excited to hear Maya finally made a new friend. Coco objects, but Maya’s mom shuts her down and that he can stay (it’s revealed Maya’s mom is the pushy, bitchy type that only likes her kids if they accomplish something). Coco and Mymy keep a lookout on the “boy” that involves a nerfgun shootout between Mymy and her sister like those old cowboy movies. But in the end Mymy’s sister gets found out when they are back at school, Maya chats with her, she goes to the bathroom, Mymy doesn’t buy that her sister is korean so as a test she asks her to sign an autograph of Kim Jon Un since she’s a “big fan”, Mymy’s sister does it in perfect korean handwriting since she studied very hard for it. Later when they’re all back at home Mymy’s sister sneaks into Mymy’s room to kidnap her, pulls the sheets off only to reveal no one’s there, camera cuts to behind her back with Mymy pointing her nerf gun at her. Mymy knew she was a fake since if her sister is “south korean” then she wouldn’t have signed the picture of North Korea’s leader. Mymy’s sister knows this, but she asks how Mymy knows she was her sister. Mymy responds by saying she doesn’t know, this was supposed to be very anticlimactic. Episode maybe ends with Coco beating the shit out of Mymy’s sister and kicks her out, ends sadly as Maya loses what she thought was her only friend. Massa was thinking of hiring an actual Japanese VA to voice Mymy’s sister.
>Massa had a “Anne Frank: The Musical” episode idea that involved Mymy somehow.
>It’s revealed Mymy ran away from her family because she likes the Netherlands more than Japan, changed her identity to not be caught (this was the main reason for becoming orange and freckled, not just that she wants to pass as a Dutch girl as she didn’t want to be caught by her sister). Massa himself admits it’s a bit unrealistic for Mymy to escape Japan as a 6 year old into the Netherlands, but he guesses she’s a genius herself to get rid of the evidence.
>Massa confirms 100% without a shadow of a doubt Maya does not have Autism and only ADD. This is partially based on himself as he has ADD too
>Coco cares a lot about her friends and family, reveals that she did in fact had a unborn sibling from her old family.
R: 22 / I: 6
>Moralbrigadiers insist that the show's minor characters should not be lewded in any capacity
>Said moralbrigadiers also stash porn of their favorite characters from the show in some hole somewhere
>They also do a bad job of hiding such by being too comically opposed to any sort of lewding that one may suspect of them being too puritanical for no other reason besides guilty conscience

Many such cases! Especially with tourists who discovered the show like a couple weeks ago. My time in Xitter has at least taught me this.
R: 1 / I: 1
>O pph
R: 1 / I: 1
Misogyny won.
R: 13 / I: 5
Zaryans, there is a gugu on the 'log and its bouncing
R: 2 / I: 1
tf happened to the booru?
R: 4 / I: 1
<Hello goys. I am Rabbi Zoot. I am broad casting <this from our 'cord synagogue in Jewyork. The <Jannie Kabbalah is with me. Our plan of <twisting Ongezellig from it's original 1488 <white power pan European message to it's <current Nigger race mixing goon slop state on <this site is completed. Now keep being good <goys and posting race bait OK goyim? hehehe (Rubs hand kikely)
(I have added music to listen to while you read this) (Jannies don't 'nish me please I love Israel and diversity)

We will allow this up to show our grace and mercy.
R: 58 / I: 9

Another shilly

Put up another recruitment poster, After going over some of the constructive criticisms of the last I made sure it stood out more, the text is orange and I did a crappy little doodle of Mymy. Also btw the text is more visible in person my camera is just crappy.
R: 3 / I: 1
Kill humans. Behead humans. Roundhouse kick a human into the concrete. Slam dunk a human baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy humans. Defecate in a humans food. Launch humans into the sun. Stir fry humans in a wok. Toss humans into active volcanoes. Urinate into a human's gas tank. Judo throw humans into a wood chipper. Twist humans heads off. Report humans to the irs. Karate chop humans in half. Curb stomp pregnant humans. Trap humans in quicksand. Crush humans in the trash compactor. Liquify humans in a vat of acid. Eat humans. Dissect humans. Exterminate humans in the gas chamber. Stomp humans skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate humans in the oven. Lobotomize humans. Mandatory abortions for humans. Grind human fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown humans in fried chicken grease. Vaporize humans with a ray gun. Kick old humans down the stairs. Feed humans to alligators. Slice humans with a katana.
R: 78 / I: 27

I Shall Walk comic thread

A thread dedicated to yet another ongoing xitter 'mic. Titled "I Shall Walk", here's the link to author's xitter - https://x.com/topjapsterdam?t=QN51BnWGT4vRumhoUOHQEQ&s=09
R: 7 / I: 4

Oekaki

Look at my mid Oekaki
R: 4 / I: 0
can we have more stuff on the 'ki? i like to come by there once in a while just to see that there were ZERO (0) or one change that was just a revert and that's it, i wanna read some nu 'ki articles and pages and all that, it's fun you know?
R: 19 / I: 2
Who do you think could be a friend to Maya
R: 65 / I: 7
am i too late to the party?
R: 24 / I: 8

ITT: We post look-a-likes

>No… It can't be…
R: 1 / I: 1

Me

Mayo y coco.gif
R: 20 / I: 2
ARYANFEMINISMTHREAD
R: 27 / I: 7
Will 'zellig.'arty be changing it's logo to a more inclusive one in celebration of pride month and all of our loved and cherished zays and zaggots
R: 12 / I: 3
i made this in honor of one of my fav goytube channels
rest in BBC
R: 7 / I: 1
Biwisi are safe the our world.
R: 7 / I: 2
maya or something
R: 36 / I: 9
what does it mean that mymy is constructed for large african penis?
R: 14 / I: 5

Coco's revenge

<Hello every one. I hope you enjoyed my OC about Coco having a black boy friend. <I am a former 4chan user (btw I'm black and trans) I used to post on /lgbt/ /mlp/ /co/ but now I have decided to stay here since it's filled with goon material and BBC bait threads making me fell home. <Any way, the black guy named Jamal in my OC is modeled after my trans black lover and we are going to have tranny nigger mate out…
(Coco kicks down the door in a Klan robe followed by a small army of Klansmen. With blood shot eyes she shows them a rope tide in a knot and a sharp rusted dagger)
>Well niggers fun is over!
(She orders the Klansmen to bring the two to her where she brutally skins them alive ripping there eyes out and other unspeakable acts)
>Take them away boys. Make them suffer when you hang them.
(Coco blushes and looks at the tall white Aryan Klansmen)
>We can have fun after OK?
(As the two niggers suffers getting hanged knowing that they will suffer in niggerhell for all eternity. Coco walks on to a platform as Klansmen light crosses on fire behind her. She rises her arm)
>White power White power White power
(Years passed and Coco was married to a tall Huwite Aryan chad with a BWC and will give birth to 88 Huwite Aryan children who completed TND. The end)
R: 12 / I: 4
How 2 make those ai songs

Idk how
R: 58 / I: 12
I want to marry Coco
R: 44 / I: 10
This is my version of (REAL) football Mymy. What do you guys think?
R: 19 / I: 5
Hi Maya here. All the goonbait racemix posts were done by me. I hated my two beautiful white sister because I am a mutt nigger. I also 'ooned to the idea of my sister fucking niggers since my brain was twisted to a point of no return by porn. All my fans have the same views btw
R: 28 / I: 9
I haven't browsed this site in a year and I assumed it would be the biggest DNB on the planet at this point. It's actually zemmier than ever now. How has it managed to still be active without any new content?
R: 89 / I: 26
o algo
R: 19 / I: 3
Do all of you actually want to have the girls fucked by niggers or is it the sickest of jokes? Or maybe most of you are niggers larping as white. I'm starting to lose faith in all of you
R: 25 / I: 8
can anyone give me footage of those weird machines slamming down on molten stuff?
i need it for something.
R: 42 / I: 12
How long will we be obsessed about this show? What's the future for zellig
R: 4 / I: 1
coco predicted and tried to warn everyone but no one (((noticed)))
R: 42 / I: 14
drawGOD deities please remove her boots here
R: 1 / I: 1
I’m on that good kush and alcohol
R: 1 / I: 1
87814th GET
R: 1 / I: 0
Mymy.
R: 25 / I: 5

Just shut the fucking dead site already

So Zaryans,
Please sit around and hear my blogpost for awhile. You know if all of you died tomorrow, nobody will know or remember you for this SNCA dutch cartoon or tranime that you are obsessing about. Your art? Forgotten, gemmy or brimstone it is, once this site is gone, it's memoryholed forever, no one will have cared. Zoot can just kill this site one day and all you Zaryans can do is just cry at the corner, wondering how many time you have wasted obsessing over this useless dutch cartoon tranime characters that will never materialize into the real world. You tell lies every day to yourself that this characters is real but meds and binky lol. Demoralized? That's what you should feel. One year after this show is dead and you have done what? Fucking nothing I tell you. Go on, soyquote me, copypasta me and greentext me like a loser, but your end is inevitable. The best thing for you is to forget this "show" (if you want to call it that way) and move on to next autismo thing that are still alive and kicking. You can made all art, music, AI slop all you want but this is over. Once you stop focusing and obsessing over this SNCA "show", you'll be free and finally enjoy real-life like the Aryan Chad you are supposed to be, and not some zelligtranny nigger.
{Spacing for you redditGODs}
So in conclusion, touch grass, and forget all of this, buddy ;)
Even 4cuckpedos and shartyfaggots moved on, why do you even care anymore? Just shut this place down already. Foenkike was right, you all here are truly insufferable losers. GG well played. I'm Chad btw.

Oh I'm an obsessedcuck, yes I'm an obsessedcuck, also I'm a cucked trans btw
R: 27 / I: 7
mymy found some gems
R: 7 / I: 4
Does anyone have AI mayalaugh (mayageg) video?
R: 3 / I: 0
>I still don't get how this foreign gathered so much attention. This is very clearly the kind of work that was intended for a local audience only.
R: 19 / I: 8
New 'ollenaar
R: 20 / I: 5
is the cat still alive
R: 55 / I: 20
Why does nusoicattle have hateboner for zellig
R: 5 / I: 1
did you forget so easily…
R: 10 / I: 3
does anybody have all the soymys?
i use to think they sucked balls but now i wanna collect them.
R: 27 / I: 4
>Yeah im jewish, how did you know goyim?
R: 1 / I: 1
<why are men dressing up as me and my sisters?
R: 2 / I: 1
>I'm gay
R: 9 / I: 1
haven't been here in a while, what happened to this thread?
R: 8 / I: 1
isnt mymy a lesbian cuz she said she wanted to marry the princess of Netherlands
R: 55 / I: 12

Fix Maya

You need to fix Maya's issues. What would you do?
R: 4 / I: 0
zoot why are you advertising a xittercel attention whore's shitty video?
advertise literally anything else.
R: 1 / I: 0
pass me the ciggy nigga
R: 15 / I: 6
is this canon though?
R: 24 / I: 9
new 'toss
R: 5 / I: 1
zaryans. pleasegugu.. zaryansgugu please… zaryans…
R: 3 / I: 0
mymy when she sees 699 dead nigger babies nailed to the empire state building
R: 26 / I: 4
choosing maya over coco and mymy is similar to choosing deen over dunya
R: 3 / I: 3
>liking ongezellig even doe you hate foids
R: 8 / I: 2
H-hey Zaryan…
W-would ya join my pirate club?
That orange freak is really annoying
W-w-we can h-have fun together you know, sailing the seven seas together :)
R: 19 / I: 6
>Two lovers entwined pass me by
>And heaven knows I'm miserable now
R: 2 / I: 1
>Deleting my COB
>No fun ALLOWED
Cmon janjan, it was a funny small edit I had in my head when I heard the song. OCs are in fact brimstone and I wanted to tell the world that of zoiets.
R: 12 / I: 4
What's a nigger wiggle? Also I need a good guide to krita because I'm too dumb too read the manuals and juts bought a drawing tablet thing
R: 19 / I: 3
Holy beyond clitty leakage!
<ZPVA CLITTY SPACE
Reminder this guy leaked because of a fucking image not being taken down to his liking because it's "le goonercoal" but gladly hosts these videos on his channel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIigRfxTCrs&ab_channel=ZPVA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY9wlFLGUtw&ab_channel=ZPVA
R: 17 / I: 4
>foooooog u diggin int me u diggin int me….u unt diggin in ein nigggaaaaaaaaaa u unt diggin int- GO AHEAD, YAR!? HOOAAAAAAAHHHHH
R: 9 / I: 4
can one of you twittercacas give me the image where this is traced from thank you
R: 31 / I: 9
>pph 3
R: 1 / I: 0

BiBiSi

https://x.com/MrAleyonT/status/1926143200709722189
> HAPPENING!!!!!!
> NOT A DRILL!!!!!!!
> ZELLIG GAME DEMO DROPPED
R: 5 / I: 1
>Geert Wilders, if you can hear us, please. Please save me, Geert Wilders, please. I'm asking you. Please save me, please save me. Please get these refugees away from me.
R: 1 / I: 0
>i cant ack
R: 1 / I: 1
Just remembered this site existed. One day there will be no more to discuss about your irrelevant tranime and your site will die out and be remembered by absolutely no one KEK!
R: 4 / I: 3
> zoot i'll give you a 5 dollar roblox gift card if you delete the zarty, trace the ip of everyone who ever accessed the site and send colombian death squads after them

probably a reddit cord server owner trying to bribe Zoot to delete the Zarty in exchange for 'cord nitro…this actually happened geg. Don't even have to try yet they embarrass themselves.