Catalog (/zellig/)

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Muh Lost Media?

Can someone who actually speaks Dutch tell me what Mymy is saying at the end of Deel 3? Someone said there was a line spoken by her that was never released unlike Kiki's dialog about Somalia. I tried doing some filter shit with AI and these are the results attached.
First is a normal passthrough to get rid of background noise.
Second is a further passthrough of AI to "reconstruct" the voices and further reduce the background crowd noise.
Third is an experiment with something to get rid of Kiki's voice + a passthrough the AI reconstruction.

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Do you think Coco dreams about her parents and unborn sibling every now and then?

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i was browsing qa on sharty and found this image of what seems to be bush??? anyway i photoshoped the card to have maya instead of that hamster, is it a gem? (yes i made a whole ass thread over a image geg)

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NigMaya love story part2

(Maya takes you to her house)
<Here is it mista. Home sweet home.
(Her room was clean. Decorated by a Wehrmacht battle flag painted in black nationalist colors)
<Do you like it mista? I made it my self.
(She hold your arms putting her head on your shoulder)
<All the niggas bullied me for my dark skin and fluffy hair. Sayin that they liked light skin bitches and told me to put a wig. But mista you love me for what I am. I love your blue eyes.
(She cupped your face with tear filled eyes. You cup her face back. As you did the smoke alarm chirped. Maya blushed hard and looked down)

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>4cuckers call eachother faggots for years
<they all become actual faggots and troon out
>shartycucks call eachother jartycucks for years
<they all become actual jartycucks and goon to soytan femjanny tama porn
history has shown that whichever group an imageboard community obsesses about the most, they become exactly that in the future. what does this mean for zarty's future?

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What is Mymy's worst quality? She won't be mad if you tell her, but she wonders.

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banned me for no reason award

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GEM IT UPPPPP https://www.soyjak.st/qa/thread/575499.html#q628212

you VVILL cast a vote and you VVILL vote yes.

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NigMaya love story part1

<Aren't you a mighty fine lookin white boy with yo degrees and full time jobs and responsibilities and that nice blond hair.
(NigMaya flatters her long eyelashes and slash her long pink nails. I faint blush shows up on her dark cheeks)
<So what do you say honeychild, will take me for a date?
(She puts her hand on your arm drinking in the sight of her deep black slim fingers on your veiny robust white arm. She tilts her head making her soft Afro shake a little bit)

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oy vey, i thought this fag forgot about 'zellig

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KKK General

Post Klan gems please

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Personal request of zoiets

Could a kind Zaryan perhaps make Maya sing Invisible by Duran Duran?

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BWC

All rise for the flag

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Is xis supposed to be a parody of something?

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does anybody have the 1 eternity on discontinued dutch cartoon website feraljak i need it for something

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i need the zaryan committee to finally inform me on our opinion of this apop guy
like he has made some really iconic artwork but he also drew ongezellig porn so who really knows

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kill fursluttas

I know I'm new to this 'sites kulchur but I'm very desperate and I'm neutral about 'zellig
Could you zelligcacas wipe 'party's qa?
there is two fursluttas threads i'm tired of seeing being necrobumped by the same 2 niggers
I would prefer the catty to be filled with 'zelligs rather than furniggers
>mandatory zellig image

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How much is zelling worth


I would buy it and continue the goddamn series myself

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Nusois randomly fucking elected another admin and now he is oppressing the zaryans

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Is there any negrofied Maya with a red lip stick?

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Hoi zarty.
I spent the last 12 hours schizophrenically writing this 'fic about the 'zellig sisters being transported back to Nazi Germany
thought I'd share it here.
you're able to comment so feel free to join in on the 'tism present within.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CRpJMVkaPboFGHvNuTiDFxQQDy5bCWvg5UZtBVfmLGY/edit?usp=sharing

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Mymy won

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ITT we discuss and theorize what favorite brand of chips Maya would like the most (that is if we assume she likes those at all) and then i'll ask the source itself with the power of my insanity and schizophrenia, other schizoGODS may join on this venture with me once we theorize out the possible brand or if she even likes those at all to begin with.

>inb4 she eats kruidnoten
i fucking know nigger

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How high is too high?

I've never been on uppers. Could any Zaryan who has tried describe his experience?

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Nusoi dropped gem!?

https://www.soyjak.st/soy/thread/11734953.html#11735199

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Nusoi this is your mindset

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Add option to quote other post

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Any love for the Jew Girl?

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UHHH!!!

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Maya will have a small army of incels orbiting her and paying her and giving her attention. But she will happily be used by chads knowing that they will never love her. When found out by her orbiters, she will cry and say stuff like she was lonely.
Unlike Mymy and Coco who will be pure until they get married to save the white. Knowing degeneracy is a kike concept

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Where's /co/ raid?

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kill yourself sagetranny.

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dutch learning thread

This is a thread meant to encourage people to take on dutch and start learning it. Share resources or information that you consider valuable, or something.

You WILL learn dutch
You WILL NOT use jewlingo or any other shitty time wasting "language learning" application
You WILL input wih dutch content
You WILL NOT get demoralized by monolingual amerilards
and you have to do all those things because…. because you just have to, ok??

Some resources:
https://4chanint.miraheze.org/wiki/Dutch
https://fsi-languages.yojik.eu/languages/DLI/DLI-Dutch.html

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I do not like most agugu's, they feel vaguely fetishistic. Also the captcha sucks ass

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Nu 'blox "game"

wasted like a lot of time doing this hope YOU will at least not hate it. i don't know if you can even count this as a "game" but it sure is an impressive project that i myself am quite proud of.

I also added in 1 secret and i hope someone manages to figure it out, perhaps look through the badges of the game and figure out, another hint i can give you is there is a feature on 'tube if you type "awesome" it makes the bar flicker, that's my hint to getting whatever the secret is and i really hope that one of you figures it out. but enough of me larping play the "game" NOAW

https://www.roblox.com/games/71320148290903/

(also zoot please don't rape me i spent a lot of time doing it for all of you!)

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Massa based the three sisters on the Three Kingdoms China

mymy is wei
coco is shu
and maya is wu because it's red (it just is, ok? of zoiets)

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new 'assa

studio 'assa uploaded an unlisted video on june 1.
looks like the iceberg video is finally getting a next part

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/v/

The Schoolocaust game is already 1 year old, I think it deserves an update

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What did Coco mean when she said she found ((him))

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Hey guys, i guess that's it.

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03/03/2025

Mymy's birthday is coming!

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Add voice chat

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MAYAAAAA ACK-

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found the reference massa used for yandere maya

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Comic I madeee

Hiii I made this zellig thing, idk where else to post it but ill put it here!

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Soyolinguistics

Dutch: ongezellig
German: ungesellig
Soyspeak: 'zellig
English: asocial; unsociable

Wait; this is not right. How come the English variant is so different from its xister languages?

Despite English belonging to the West Germanic language family, alongside Dutch, German, and Soyspeak, the translated words are significantly different. This divergence is because the words did not derive from pure (Aryan) Germanic roots but rather from what is known today as Middle French.

Historically, English was entirely Germanic until the Norman Conquest of England in 1066. Afterward, the Norman French became the ruling class of England, causing English to mix with Middle French. This is why modern English contains many Latinate words and deformed spellings.

However, there has been propaganda to revert English back to its Aryan roots. In 1966, a chud named Paul Jennings published a series of articles titled "1066 and All Saxon." These articles unfolded a version of English that might have existed had the Norman Invasion failed. This led to decades of events that would make Jennings's propaganda successful. The resulting type of English is known today as " *Anglish*. " Examples of Anglish include "rainshade" for umbrella and "godlore" for religion. Imo these words are arguably better than xeir English counterparts.

This raises the question: what would the word "ongezellig" be in pure Aryan English, aka Anglish? Let's find out!

The word "ongezellig" consists of four parts:
- "on," meaning "not";
- "ge," which has a complicated definition that is hard to understand;
- "zell," the root word, which isn't a word in Dutch and derives directly from the Proto-Germanic "saljô," meaning "roommate" or "companion";
- "ig," which forms adjectives from nouns.

All these parts, except one, can be easily translated into English (I'll explain later please be patient)

"on-" can be translated to "un-," as both mean "not" and come from the same root.
"ge-" can be translated to "a-," which seems unrelated but actually makes sense if you research it on Wiktionary. An example is "gelijk" versus "alike."
Since "zell" isn't a Dutch word, translating it is a bit more challenging. However, we can consult Wiktionary for its derivative "saljô" and its descendants. Unfortunately, English has no direct word originating from "saljô," but we can create one by following English's phonological shift. I think "sell" would be OK.
Finally, "-ig" can be translated to "-y," as both form adjectives from nouns and share the same root.

Thus, the result would be "unaselly," which aligns more closely with English's xister languages.

If you've read this far, I thank you, as it took me more than an hour of dedication to write what I believe is a potential gem.

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I saw this Mymy in my dreams, so I drew her as vividly as I could remember.

How vivid are your dreams, Zaryans?

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Mother's Day

Hello my brothers! What are you doing in this beautiful sunday night? I've just finished making a special dinner for Mother's Day, she seemed so happy. Have you made something unique for your mother today? :3
Also, I've been planning to live in the Netherlands in 10-20 years from now on, any tips or anything I should know? Comment if you also think of living there!

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Königin der /qa/ (Parody of Königin der Waffen)

I did a parody of Königin der Waffen, dedicated to all necrobumpers! The melody/beat was taken from Bundeswave.
The changes to the text are not much, since i can't speak german that much. There could also be differences in the singing and the text for melodic purposes.

Text:

Künstler und Sänger
schaffens nie allein
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Katalog sein.

(Kameraden) laßt uns singen
eine Melodie
denn es soll ein Lied erklingen
auf die Stoßstangen
Denn sie ist allerzeit
immer kampfbereit
ob es Frösche, Tiere (oder) Pferde.
Ihrem steten Kampfgelingen
ist dieses Lied erdacht.

Künstler und Sänger
schaffens nie allein
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Katalog sein.
Können es nicht schaffen
ohne deinen Einsatz nie!
Königin der /qa/
Zellig Stoßstangen!

Ohne Halt durch Sturm und Regen
mitten in der Nacht.
Ohne Halt dem Feind entgegen
was auch kommen mag.
Ob auch heiß der Tag
ob auch kalt die Nacht
ob auch fern die Zarty ist.
Stets kämpft auf allen Wegen
stolz der zelligmann.

Künstler und Sänger
schaffens nie allein
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Katalog sein.
Können es nicht schaffen
ohne deinen Einsatz nie!
Königin der /qa/
Zellig Stoßstangen!

A rough Translation:

Artists and singers
can never make it alone
can never be the winners
on the catalog.

(Comrads) let us sing
a melody
cause there shall sound a song
on the bumper.
Cause she is at all times
always battle ready
whether it (be) Frogs, Animals or Hourses
(From) your steady fightings
this song is made.

Artists and singers
can never make it alone
can never be the winners
on the catalog.
Can never make it
without your commitment, (never)!
Queen of the /qa/
Zellig bumpers!

Without stop through storm and rain
in the middle of the night.
without stop against the enemy
what may comes.
If even a hot day
if even a cold night
if even the Zarty is far away.
Steady fights on all ways
proud the zellig man.

Artists and singers
can never make it alone
can never be the winners
on the catalog.
Can never make it
without your commitment, (never)!
Queen of the /qa/
Zellig bumpers!

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new zellig character
his name is zonn

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Bob, I see you've been liking pinning low effort draweralds lately…

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le mymy face

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This cartoon is getting stale

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I think you are BEEutiful!

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Have you ever gatekept zellig before

And is gatekeeping a good and feasible idea?

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why is there 7 sticky'ed threads and why are they forced cord memes? zoot what is wrong with your jannies?

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Bee Yourself

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kill niggers

*sucks binky*
I BEElieve in you!

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I am postively BUMBLED by your feedback! I have went back to my roots!

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Why am I still getting hate? BUZZ off

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Have you been keeping yourself buzzy?

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i'm really tired… i don't even know what the fuck i'm doing anymore but have this

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(Coco watching Iranian missiles hit Tel Aviv)

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You VVILL raid the Foenkie booru
So you can submit tag/alias requests without an account and the text will appear on the list, and has to be approved or rejected by an administrator, but there is no administrator. hop on da vpn and 'ape xer site now
<
https://ongezellig.booru.org/index.php?page=alias&s=list

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When she sees your twp:

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midkyk's stuff

A thread dedicated to this sovlfvl chuddy ruZZyan artist's handmade drawings

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Sjefs gotta be a 100% certified faggot.

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==ITT we search for new deels==

ITT we try to find the scripts for all the deels
not just deel thrembo. i mean ALL DEELS. this site has basically infinite info written as text, theoretically if we search there for long enough we'll find all the deels scripts. there's also a version with images so we can also TECHNICALLY search for the frames of the deels, i mean it will only take us like… more before the heat death of the universe, but considering how massa fucked us over i don't see a better option. at least let's try to estimate how long it'd hypothetically take us.

i'm terrible at explaining but it basically has ANY random combination of characters in 400 something i think pages per book, you can theoretically if you want to and search for long enough find ANYTHING, that means anything that was written, is being written, will be ever written and stuff that never was written before. literally ANYTHING. now i'm not sure how we'd find what we want considering there could be basically thousands of different scripts for the same deels, like how could we make sure we got the right one the "canon" one, but that's an issue for our future selves, first we have to find one at all.

there is also a version of it but with images as mentioned before. but again it has ANY image, that means it not just theoretically but holds literally all frames of current deels, and even deels that "could" have been made. we don't have to wait and beg massa, we just have to find it all. once we find it all we'll just have to voice and add sounds and we get as many deels as we want. you want 2 more deels? 5? 10? you can have 1000s of deels doesn't matter, time is the only constraint. except we most likely wouldn't be able to find even ONE frame from even existing deels or any deel that wasn't made for that matter.

the library: https://libraryofbabel.info/
the image version: https://babelia.libraryofbabel.info/

what are we thinking?

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would you?

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Zoot ban ongezellig.
1. It's coal
2. It's not relevant to this site's culture
3. It's not funny
4. I don't watch it
5. Nobody likes it
6. I want it banned

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COCO WON

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I feel very ongezellig this week

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Let's push 'lig to 1000

There are currently 939 ongezellig posts on soybooru, upload your IAS zems, let's push it to 1000

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Check out this cool post I found on Reddit geg

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Marge

How has this site managed to survive for 2 years straight

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you WILL post 3d 'ligs in this thread.

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looking for that folder that shows all of massa’s art. even the old ones

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Made passport for sharty now i also made one for the zarty
I use favicons as replacement for coat of arms

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Nieuw toss dat zarty doodde

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REC
<Hey Zaryans Mymy here. It has been a year since that kike loving race traitor stole my Aryan prince Richard from me and she is getting what she asked for.
(Mymy puts a sick smile with dreamy eyes)
<Yes, only me with a pure white Aryan soul deserves a man like that. And together we will save our race.
(Coco knocks on the door)
>Mymy who are you talking too? We are leaving soon.
<Yes Coco I'm coming.
(Mymy grinds her teeth and glares at the door. The video ends here)

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Zaryans, it's actually insane how fucking over it is doe. I recently formatted my PC and today I was looking at my steam library to select which games to install on my fresh system. Then I noticed the "last played" info on the corner and it hit me like a truck. games I remember playing like yesterday, Arma 3, bioshock, beamNG, witcher 3, euro truck, in my mind I thought it had been like maybe a couple years since i played them, but the "last played" sections showed me years 2018-2019… six, seven years gone with the blink of an eye, i was shocked to see how long it has really been. sharty didn't even exist back then and at that time I was an angsty 4cucker that had just graduated highschool and it seemed like university would take forever. this made me realise how new the sharty is, it didnt even exist when i used to play these games. yet, i see people here talking about sharty as if it's the ancient times even though sharty still feels like a brand new imageboard in my perspective. all these years gone and i don't have much more than a diploma to my name. more than a decade spent on imageboards, nearly 15 years since i laid eyes on my first 4cuck thread. all this time getting brainwashed on 4cuck,8cuck and kohl/int/ has added nothing beneficial to my life, only niche knowledge and weird fetishes and porn addiction. most of you zaryans here are offsiter normals who come from discord,xitter,youtube etc so i don't think you can understand the gravity of it, but you should quit imageboards as soon as possible or question how much it affects your behavior and psyche. spending time in these places adds up over time and changes you subconsciously even if you believe it's all a joke. zarty is my final stop, my last imageboard after i quit many other imageboards and ended up here. i believe the zarty is a special place, please cherish it while we're here. you won't notice how quickly everything here will become history. another advice i have is if you see something you like on the internet, and you wish to see it again in the future, save it, or else there is no guarantee you will ever see it again, you can't trust stuff on the internet to last forever.

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Let's steal the 40000000 on 4chan's /lgbt/. Estimated at ~5:45 PM EST.
4chan.org/lgbt/
getwatcher.net

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>This is a moment to savor, we just achieved total Zaryan victory. It was certainly a great victory for Zaryans but also for my white wife Coco and our 1488 white children. No conditions it was a total victory. Our chances for victory were slim but we did it.

(Spencer after hearing that Bob will ban race bait)

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Has it ever been answered as to why does Maya have a window in her room if it's between Mymy's and Coco's

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Some schlogger added 'lig to his jartycuck baldi mod (in development btw)