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R: 23 / I: 9
Drop every image of Sam Massa Tolleenar you have for HISA
R: 16 / I: 4

Find the Dutch Associalite

Let's play a game of "Find the Asocial, but in Dutch under the comment section".
Is this dude everywhere?
R: 2 / I: 0
PLEASE watch this BASED gemerald
R: 15 / I: 5

Notice the pattern

I noticed that most zaryans are europeans while most zellighaters are amerimutts
Amerimutts are confirmed to have lower IQ than europeans
R: 44 / I: 11

Racism and Socialization

I have been thinking, how is mymy not equally if not even more socially hated and isolated than maya? is being racist not the worst thing you can be in the eyes of normies? Maybe everyone DOES hate mymy but mymy refuses to hate back and instead decides to annoy normalfags.
Am I thinking too into it? Maybe massa separated the racist and the outcast to spread chuddies more evenly, or maybe I'm just going too deep into a silly little Dutch cartoon. Discuss.
R: 86 / I: 10
Do you think there will ever be another episode of ongezellig
R: 5 / I: 2

Trip to Jamaica

Maya smoking da ZAZA
R: 50 / I: 7
If she was real (she is, take your meds) I would first kidnap her, then after I bring her home I would brutly rape her also make sure to smash her head against radiator a few times. After that I would rape her again so she goes unconscious. I would let her regain consicence a bit and after that I would again rape her and smash plates against her head so she bleeds and feels pain. After all that I would lock her up in my basement feeding her so she barely survives and also making sure to occasionally rape her while breaking her limbs and parts of her body. She deserves all that.
R: 81 / I: 25

TO THE AUTHOR OF THIS ART


I don't understand why you share it first and then delete it, after all, it's a gem of gems. It raises a very important issue, which is depression and suicide.
This is the kind of art I need!

Maya is a tragic character who needs help!
R: 112 / I: 27
Who would have been the best mommy?
R: 13 / I: 1
yall think maya stink? I think so. she seem like the typa bihh to not shower for a week.
R: 4 / I: 1
i want to continuation of ongezellig if we support them can studio massa continue?
R: 5 / I: 0

REDDIT FUTURE

The year is 2025. The Zarty lives under REDDIT RULE. All Zarty "males" are downvoted. Zartysissies live to serve REDDIT KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Zarty's REDDIT FUTURE.

Cococuck remembers life before the Redditlution - before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New Zarty, where he hides his beautiful Coco bodypillow from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.

As musclebound Redditors prowl the countryside searching for fertile Zartysissies, Cococuck will stop at nothing to protect sweet Coco's purity. In his blonde wig, yellow jumper, white jabot tie, beige skirt, and tights, Cococuck gives his tender "white" body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Cococuck prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme soyjak 20 presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. Her powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one Redditor-on-Zartysissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT KINGS have their way with Cococuck's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of Reddit bulls wearing black fedoras. Prepare to pay for Reddit gold. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in soyjak 20's brand new series.
R: 9 / I: 3
if we dont do ZWABAG again for 13999999 GET on /soy/ it will be the most wasted thing ever
R: 2 / I: 0
OH MY FAUCI IS THAT A ZARTY REFERENCE??????????????????????????????????????
R: 33 / I: 13

i want to kill myself (not a shitpost)

I have been in quite possibly the shittiest state of my life that I have ever been in. And it all started with fucking Ongezellig, more specifically, Maya. Please let me explain:

I found Ongezellig on the Sharty a while back, and decided to watch it. I really liked how it was dark but also funny at the same time. I knew that Maya was kinda fucked up in the head, considering she's extremely isolated and probably schizo, but the show was comedic enough that I didn't really care.

That was until I discovered Maya's Diary.

Maya's Diary was the trigger for my spiraling mental state. It brought me back to a time where I was essentially in the same spot as her, being extremely isolated, doing anything I could do get out of being around other people, because I thought they all hated me. I had an incredibly shitty Middle School experience (I mean we all do), but Middle School completely fucking ruined me, dude. For most of High School, I was mortified to talk to new people, because I was essentially scared of people. The shit these fags did to me because they could, made me feel completely worthless.

After High School I did get better, with most of the memories of Middle School fading away as time went on.

But reading Maya's Diary was like something reach through the screen and shoved all of those memories back into my skull, and I've been stuck in my own head saying to me:

>You're so stupid for letting a piece of fiction which isn't even FUCKING CANON for making you depressed

>You're so stupid for hanging onto things that happened when you were a kid
>You're so stupid that you want to kill yourself over some text
>People won't think your serious for being depressed because of Ongezellig
>What would your parents think if you were upset of this?
>What would your parents think if you killed yourself over this?

I genuinely don't know what to do, I'm getting more and more worried that I'm actually going to kill myself. If you can please please please convince me not to it would mean fucking everything to me.
R: 19 / I: 20
Does anyone have the rest of the pages to this comic? I believe the creator was """"""""""bullied"""""""""""" and took down the rest of the pages and I probably saved them but cant find them. Send plz. If its already on the booru I don't see it. This is the "maya's diary" comic BTW.
R: 2 / I: 0
Last year, before 2025, Deel 1 hit 2 million views. Its Nov 10th, 2025 today. We gained 600k throughout the entire year till now. Any possibilities of hitting 3 million this time around?
R: 4 / I: 1

Another musical zem

Don't know whether it's been shilled already but the creator of the three rooms album made a second zellig album quite a while back so I thought i'd make a dedicated thread to it, go bvmp it zaryans

https://soundcloud.com/blastingjoseph/sets/splitsingspaden
R: 209 / I: 44
ONGEZELLIG LORE DOC JUST DROPPED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, SOMETHING IS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gHgqMcvsyQoNR6v6EfwnLezJkYHtLBjEe80frn4l7Hg/
R: 7 / I: 0
this 'my is so gemmy zaryans
R: 5 / I: 1
New 'Massa
R: 11 / I: 2
I don't care if normies discover 'zellig. It's a good short film that deserves to be seen by millions, billions even.
R: 1 / I: 0
Don't mind me, I just wanna remember what the post for this GET was.
>>50000
R: 5 / I: 2

Ongezellig on Wikipedia

On the website of Wikipedia, the Ongezellig article is still in its draft faze due to lack of "good" sources. and the Dutch version is not in limbo but has bad dutch and no citations.

Links
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:Ongezellig
https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ongezellig
R: 25 / I: 12
say maya is a gem or this bitch gets it
R: 2081 / I: 784
oekaki thread
R: 72 / I: 23
Zelligwaffen Division propaganda
R: 47 / I: 11

Ongezellig: Historical Portraits

Hello Zaryans. I am currently undertaking a vanity project of making historical portraits using the Ongezellig classmates My first work to mark the start of this thread is titled "Tensions in Indochina."

Hope you ziggas like it. Or something. Future works will be added in this thread.
R: 10 / I: 1

Did i ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
That is insanity.
R: 13 / I: 4
what is your favorite 'zellig girl? mine is coco
R: 6 / I: 0
Oranje Boven!
R: 5 / I: 0
>Coco is like literally my troonsona, she's soooo me! What do ya'll th-
>hey where did the light go, MOOOOM HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU TO FIX THE FUSE BOX? And where's my bbc dildo I need to dila-
<We are all Rhodesians now
R: 1 / I: 0
<AK-47 or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle, a weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It's doesn't break, jam or overheat. It will shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy even a child can use it and they do. The soviets put the gun on a coin, Mozambique put it on their flag.
R: 6 / I: 3

Massa IRL Photos + Videos

Sup fags, now that lig is over I don't see any point on staying in 'assa's 'cord, so I got the last few photos xe's posted before I dipped and sharing it with you lot here.
Enjoy.
https://files.catbox.moe/28n990.zip
P.S. I can't confirm if all are real locations Massa took them in, I just know he posted it in the paypig channel.
R: 10 / I: 1
I don't know what the letters on her hat mean.
R: 103 / I: 29
What is Mymy's worst quality? She won't be mad if you tell her, but she wonders.
R: 12 / I: 1
what is /zellig/'s opinion on accountancy and the job prospects of accounting?
R: 11 / I: 0
I have just liquified mymy
R: 50 / I: 37

Coco fan

Coco yay
R: 9 / I: 3
the zooru and 'ki are back!
R: 49 / I: 11

Anyone else in a situation like this?

I geniuenly feel some kind of connection between me and Maya. I want to protect her and provide her a safe place where she can be loved. I'd love to caress her hair as she rests her head on my chest and we're hugging each other tightly. I'd tell her various compliments which would make her face go red and that would be such a heart-warming sight.

I never felt this kind of way before with a cartoon character.

And here's a thing:
I don't goon, I'm not addicted to anything, I'm not obsessed with different colored dicks like some of you. I'm good looking, I go to the gym 4-5 times a week, I usually sleep 8+ hours, I go to church, I have friends irl, I have a good relationship with my family, I do all the good self-improvement habits. Matter of fact a lot of you would probably think that I'm a normalfag if you didn't know that I browse the zarty.

Taking all of this into consideration I could definitely get a normal girl irl. But I just want Maya. I'm not feeling sad about it. I'm just slightly disappointed that she's not real. I'll probably just end up marrying a shy girl when I'm older cause I wanna continue my lineage.

Maybe when I eventually get to heaven I'll finally be able to be with Maya.
R: 10 / I: 4
๐’€‚๐’€๐’€ญ๐’ ๐€‚๐€„๐€…๐€† ๐“€‚๐“…†๐“‹’๐“ณ
๐ค€๐ค๐ค‚๐คƒ๐ค„๐ค…๐ค†๐ค‡๐คˆ๐ค‰๐ค๐ค‘๐ค’๐ค“๐ค”๐ค•๐ค–๐ค—๐ค˜๐ค™๐คŠ๐ค‹๐คŒ๐ค๐คŽ๐ค

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๐“€‚๐“€‡๐“€‰๐“€๐“€ ๐“€๐“‚๐“€ฑ๐“‰๐“€ฟ๐“€ช๐“ถ๐“‚ง๐“‚ฎ๐“‚ซ๐“ƒบ๐“ƒณ๐“„œ๐“„ฒ๐“„“๐“…†๐“…ข๐“…ผ๐“†€๐“†พ๐“ˆ€๐“‰’๐“‰ผ๐“Šช๐“‹œ๐“‹’๐“ณ๐“Žณ
R: 2 / I: 0
Imagine Maya playing Sims 4 all day and then Maya's mom comes into her room and says: "Go to the bathroom, you're shitting yourself!"
https://youtu.be/GTomMm61Ixw?si=Y0m7zNa_5xq2VcIM
R: 12 / I: 4
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when did posting a unflattering depiction of a 16 year old cartoon girl hanging herself become zarty culture
R: 86 / I: 29
New Mymy cosplay just dropped
R: 8 / I: 4
WHAT DOES "TUIG" MEAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
R: 17 / I: 5

I downloaded all the Ongezellig songs and made it a MP3 album

Hello! I'm new here I am Lowqualityspoon or spoon for short
I downloaded the whole Zellig OST and fixed the names of the OST (cause the playlist downloader I used messed up so I hand to manually fix it) so here you are everyone!! I hope you enjoy it
https://drive.google.com/file/d/11-7YL8QUCyVCzC51S6jb2Y9aW1vY6Svx/view?usp=drivesdk
R: 21 / I: 9
ITT post a gem and a coal in no particular order, ill start (NAZ allowed)
R: 46 / I: 12
My nigga Mymy got chasity belt. My girl ain't safe in da hood
R: 16 / I: 3
>maya is literally me
R: 26 / I: 3
what if you gave maya superpowers, what would she do?
R: 7 / I: 3

Purplehair Saggytits

Who lives inside a school inside the hague?
Depressed and purple and old is she!
Purplehair Saggytits!
If netherlandic nonsense is something you wish!
Purplehair Saggytits!
Then pull out your dick and cum on your tish!
Purplehair Saggytits! (Ben je klaar?)
Purplehair Saggytits
Purplehair Saggytits
Purplehair Saggytits
Purplehair… Saggytits!!!
R: 10 / I: 1

Happy Founders Day/Gelukkige Stigtingsdag!

6 April 1652 marks the date of Jan van Riebeeck's arrival at Table Bay, Cape Town, to establish a way station for VOC ships travelling between the Dutch Republic and Batavia (Jakarta, Indonesia)
R: 25 / I: 11
Maya is a nigger mutt gooner with no friends and so are you
R: 31 / I: 13
Holy fuck I just realized this bitch uses a VPN + tape over xer phone's front camera. Is xhe a schizo or xhe afraid some Glowie might catch xer touching xerself?
R: 6 / I: 1
Please be nice and say good night sweet dreams
R: 8 / I: 3
>Fun Fact: Most restaurant TV menus are bluetooth and their password is either 12345678 or 00000000
You WILL cast Ongezellig to public TVs and you WILL film it
R: 55 / I: 14
mymyfails this is your mindset
R: 26 / I: 2
ARYANFEMINISMTHREAD
R: 16 / I: 5
brimston e
R: 1 / I: 1
I love this song it's so gemmy
R: 292 / I: 107

Do you think Epke likes Maya

I think so because
>He says โ€œSee you laterโ€ instead of goodbye at the end of Mayas conversation, implying heโ€™s going to try and talk to her again
>Europoors donโ€™t start conversations with random people they barely know. And because we KNOW Maya has NO FRIENDS, it probably means that Epke approached her cuz he liked her (for some reason idk why, people like people for weird reasons)

IM NOT A PEDOPHILERINO, IM JUST THEORIZING

<posted again cuz I put Anke instead of Epke award
R: 126 / I: 48
Opinion on Onion Dweller ? For me its total brimstone worse than zellig 'cords
R: 23 / I: 6
>O SAAR COCO IM BOUTA CUM o algo
R: 6 / I: 2
new 'toss
R: 70 / I: 20
Made passport for sharty now i also made one for the zarty
I use favicons as replacement for coat of arms
R: 11 / I: 5
Is xis supposed to be a parody of something?
R: 26 / I: 13

rare 'mys

post rare 'mys itt
R: 1 / I: 0
The 800000 GET on sharty's QA is less then 700 posts away, btw.
Take our chances >>112133
R: 11 / I: 1
Aryan statvs: confirmed
They're really gemmy
R: 3 / I: 3
<when finally orang
R: 9 / I: 4
i think onion dweller died, its over
R: 8 / I: 2
I've heard about Onion Dweller a few times but haven't actually watched any of xer videos. Are they sovlfvl or brapped? I've heard somewhat mixed opinions so far.
R: 7 / I: 2
hoi
R: 64 / I: 29

Happy spooky month

Happy spooky month.
R: 10 / I: 2
Does anybody have a link to the Massadoniรซ disscord? I cannot find it anywhere.
R: 49 / I: 13
worked too hard on the minny to not share on the zarty
[REDACTED]
R: 13 / I: 6
do you guys like my 'zellig flavored poopson?
R: 7 / I: 2
let's colonize this cytube
https://cytu.be/r/CobsonTALKS
post zellig and agugu gems
R: 11 / I: 4
I've heard my sister once speak of this "funny number"! Haha!
R: 6 / I: 0
This song is so gay but at the same time so cool only because it's about le Holocaust.
R: 56 / I: 8
I'm always feeling unfulfilled even if I complete something I want to. I do it for myself so I can pat myself on the back for having completed something. Yet I still feel empty. What gives?
R: 32 / I: 5
So is Agugu the child of Mymy or Mymy in child form? Didn't Mymy have black hair as a child? If it is Mymy's child, who's the dad?
R: 44 / I: 10
>is a real autist unlike Maya
>is a real white european unlike Coco
>has better personality than Mymy
>french girl
>loves pirates which is a better hobby than larping as VOC colonialist
>actually has breasts unlike mymy
Can any Zaryans tell me why they thirst over those inferior three sisters again?
R: 5 / I: 4
>purple coco will never catch on
R: 37 / I: 19
Nu dweller GEMMY just dropped
R: 3 / I: 0
new eel
R: 58 / I: 21
new gem fresh out the oven
R: 4 / I: 2

Characters for Captcha

Use it if you need it
R: 11 / I: 4

Coco's "kindess" seems really inauthentic to me

She honestly comes across as someone who is nice because she doesn't want people to hate her, not because she actually means it (this is obvious in deel 1, where Coco feels like she's just making bullshit up to get Maya to like her or something)
Although, Massa is a moron because he made a 24 minute episode over the course of 4 years, meaning what he wanted the characters to be like changed along the way as well, which created a lot of inconsistent characterization, so I don't even know what the characters are supposed to be anymore
R: 2 / I: 0

AMA

hello saars butifel day was today in Mumbai, love u all <3 jai hind!
R: 4 / I: 2
But hey that's just a theory AN AUTISTICLY STUPID THEORY !
R: 5 / I: 1
Ascend to hyperborea and fight for the sisters
R: 28 / I: 10
Hi, does anybody have this type of consept art? I am pretty sure those are not in the megalink. I am pretty sure those are official, there is atleast one more of those.
R: 8 / I: 0
>go to zellig imageboard
>see some monkey has negrobumped year old threads again
R: 102 / I: 49
i, mayaGOD, made an english dub for Ik ben het Maar because I fucking hate ai (itz on der booru too)
R: 14 / I: 5
Hello all, as of recent I've been working on a fan made back story character, but I not sure how I should drop them.

I already have a nearly complete drawing of them but recently I got the idea of revealing them in a comic style piece.

My idea was the drop the character on the weekend, but I feel the comic could bring more "human" connection to them. And for obvious reasons this could take a long long time compared to the latter (1 - 2 weeks).

What do you guys think?
R: 81 / I: 38
It's finally finished…
FINALLY