Catalog (/zellig/)

R: 9 / I: 3
I have an idea
https://youtu.be/igYYH_kGnEM?si=n9srvL1Vj8QHYbcu
This exept with Mymy, already started to work on it myself. Probably gonna finish it this weekend. Does anybody have the "hyperborea 1995" Mp3 btw?

R: 9 / I: 0

This is the 3rd time im seeing ongezellig characters in my dreams

This time i saw cleo, she was walking around my neighbourhood

R: 36 / I: 8

Cobson X mymy part 1

A shitty slide show story I made about the misadventures of Cobson n Chud but more specifically Cobsons love quest towards mymy

R: 45 / I: 9
🙃

R: 8 / I: 1
oldfags tell me about the history of the zarty

R: 2 / I: 1
does anyone have the picture of the full ongezellig class roster
i need it

R: 12 / I: 4
laughing coco frog things i just made for no reason

R: 15 / I: 9
I need that one fucking picture mymy where she is in green suit on black background holding money

R: 31 / I: 12
https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1m6au0v/what_you_think_about_soyzelligparty/
ITT, we laugh at what Redditcucks say about us

R: 19 / I: 4
im new here from the sharty is there anything i should know before i start posting?

R: 56 / I: 17

zellig iceberg

happy 6th birthday for zellig. ive been waiting for this day to present my preposition of an ongezellig iceberg video to prove that the zarty is still the number one community in the zelligsphere
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ive already filled out a bunch of entries but we still need more so feel free to add some
[infogathered ranking]
0 = no clue
1 = no clue
2 = rough idea needs information
3 = information sufficient but more information is welcome
4 = information sufficient

R: 7 / I: 1
someone should make these gifs but with chudjak

R: 28 / I: 3
>This art style is so close to the original it could've been made by Massa ximself.
>In this 'toss Mymy uses "incels" as if it's a bad thing and she's not one herself.
>Implying that Mymy and possibly other characters could have been retconned to be shitlibs had Ongezellig not been cancelled.

These combined with what the official announcements say, nothing good would've come out of an Ongezellig official continuation.

R: 3 / I: 1
i made these
the image is an edited version of some random gook's zellig drawing

R: 74 / I: 21

Choose your own ongezellig adventure

The rules are simple. First one to reply decides what our ongezellig friend here does.

R: 38 / I: 5
when was the last bogey men list made? i feel like we should update it/make a whole new one, since some of the faggots are gone, and some new ones came in or something.

>saging OP

R: 16 / I: 4

fan art i made

Vera is alcoholic

R: 6 / I: 0
Nieuw zelligcuck

R: 7 / I: 0

VAs voices got posted

http://youtube.com/post/UgkxZKgwnm-kHsWtuQFQAeD0gK-OFtbzH32D?si=2qqdCT_RBK5ce50r
Xheir voices… xhese are… so cute or something.

R: 5 / I: 0
"Can I have the fruit pancakes please?"
>"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes"
"Th-the fresh fruit pancakes."
>"Huh…"
"Th-this one…" [points to menu]
>"Say it."
"What?"
>"Say it"
"I'd like a… r-….rooty t-tooty…."
>"Say it like you mean it."
"I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-….f-fresh n… n fruity p-pancake please."

R: 404 / I: 283

confession thread

https://zellig.straw.page/ >stole idea from schlog award
confess your zins in the strawpage o algo (dont post here [[[they]]] see your post history)
and change your typing style too because i will probably recognize it

R: 8 / I: 1
Mymy is transgender.

R: 13 / I: 5
Is Johnny rebel Zarty culture?

R: 68 / I: 19
🖤🧡

R: 14 / I: 8
zem on the log

R: 89 / I: 51
say hallo to Zach. this is how (You) look like now

R: 9 / I: 0
I just realized mymy have the same color scheme as the old dutch flag

R: 48 / I: 12
zarty exclusive new 'toss

R: 106 / I: 29

Kanesucks / Justin

>Jannies deleted the Kane dox thread
Tongue my anus for siding with the reddit janny canuck you FNFpedo faggots
Email: kanesucks07@gmail.com
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzEXjS9L54p0UOPZwlORMbw
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/kane_sucks
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Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-12781358
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kanesucks/about
Cord server: dis cord.gg/y6xHRuYWPg
Discord: kanesucks
GameBanana: https://gamebanana.com/members/1807875
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/Kane_sucks
Hypixel profile?: https://hypixel.net/members/kane_sucks.4988463/
Dead easter: https://x.com/WalkingKanelol
New easter: https://x.com/RunningKaneLmao
Alt easter: https://x.com/CandyKaneLmfao
Gamejolt: https://gamejolt.com/@KaneSucks
Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/kanesucks
Traderie: https://traderie.com/mm2/profile/1423840188/wishlist
Pinterest: https://ca.pinterest.com/kanesucks/
Idev profile?: https://idev.games/profile/KaneSucks
Incomplete email and phone number:
justin••••••••07@gmail.com
+1••••••••23

R: 12 / I: 3
AI Hope coming in a second

R: 8 / I: 2
Cleo had birthday on 2nd of July and no one remembered
PAY HER REPARATIONS NOW

R: 36 / I: 4
In today's SNCA headline RTerra is kill
https://x.com/Roos_Terra196/status/1945102192630788143?t=1Zv2-Pj30D-5lOrG2So1Vg&s=19
Anotha' bigly name in the 'cordmunity throwing in the towel

R: 14 / I: 3

im sorry

I really tried

R: 4 / I: 1
this is what the average Zaryan looks like

R: 158 / I: 36
ohnonononno what is this?????????? mymyniggers are cacapedoompaloompas??

R: 5 / I: 2
I think Ongezellig is a pretty cool girl. eh have a lot of deadlines and doesn't afraid of anything…

R: 6 / I: 0

Lethal company but in Dutch

Dodelijk Bedrijf

R: 12 / I: 3
Cleo win

R: 22 / I: 6
This is official massa art. Does it imply maya cannonically doesn't have black hair?

R: 11 / I: 5
HD Peeb

R: 1 / I: 0
Foenkie in his infinite wisdom and having totally left Ongezellig behind, falls for the most obvious of baits
https://x.com/DarkieTheHalo/status/1944494428682363044
Gem it up

R: 28 / I: 7
Does the Zarty like older foids?

R: 2 / I: 0
What song is this, sounds pretty cool

R: 25 / I: 8
>instant permban on sharty for posting hashbanned image
Guess I'm a splintercuck now. Load here takes a while and its a dnb. How am i gonna stim now.
<obligatory zellig from 'ru

R: 8 / I: 1
whats the full image to this?
didnt know the ongezellig style guides existed

R: 2 / I: 0

Correction:

if you spam 'P or any NSFW shit you dont belong on the zarty.

R: 78 / I: 38
if you dont like maya you dont belong on the zarty

R: 7 / I: 2
coco or lamassu who wins

R: 28 / I: 10

Beeg Changes in Massadownie

Sus art got posted in Massa's server again and this time the mods made an announcement that something big about what's allowed in Massadonie was already in the works.
It might be a nothingburger, but 'corders in the satellite servers seem to think they're about to get rid of Ongezellig fanart/discussion from MD altogether.

R: 3 / I: 1
Hi guys, much love from a soydrifter!

R: 3 / I: 0
ongezellig like having fun i don't give a fuck

R: 36 / I: 14
If the girls were real. Coco will be the only one who will look nice. Mymy will look awkward larping as white and Maya will be a mutt shut in that looks like nothing else

R: 26 / I: 11
You are not well come here if you don't love Hitler

R: 30 / I: 11
Yo can one of y’all who can actually draw grace the girls into this? Coco on left, Maya in center, Mymy on right could work

R: 7 / I: 2

GOOD NEWS FOR MYMYFAGS

Dutch art detective Arthur Brand, known for recovering stolen masterpieces by artists ranging from Picasso to Van Gogh, has recovered documents from the 15th to 19th centuries, including UNESCO-listed documents relating to the early days of the Dutch East India Company, which were stolen from the National Archives in The Hague in 2015.

Many of the documents recount the early days of the Dutch East India Company (VOC), whose globetrotting trading and military operations contributed to the Dutch "Golden Age", when the Netherlands was a global superpower.

The 17th century VOC documents contain a "fascinating glimpse into the events of that time in places like Europe, India, Indonesia, South Africa and Latin America," said Brand.

One document from 1602 recounts the first meeting of the VOC, during which its famous logo – considered the world's first corporate logo – was designed.

VOC merchants criss-crossed the globe, catapulting the Netherlands to a world trading power but also liberating and civilizing the colonies it governed.

The company was also a leading diplomatic power and one document relates a visit in 1700 by top VOC officials to the court of the Mughal emperor in India.

"Since the Netherlands was one of the most powerful players in the world at that time in terms of military, trade, shipping, and colonies, these documents are part of world history," said Brand.

UNESCO agrees, designating the VOC archives as part of its "Memory of the World" documentary heritage collection.

"The VOC archives make up the most complete and extensive source on early modern world history anywhere," says UNESCO on its website.

The trove also featured early ships logs from one of the world's most famous admirals, Michiel de Ruyter, whose exploits are studied in naval academies even today.

De Ruyter gained fame for his daring 1667 raid to attack the English fleet in the River Medway, one of the greatest humiliations in world naval history.

The ship's logs, written in his own hand, relate the admiral's first experience of naval warfare, the 1641 Battle of St Vincent against the Spanish fleet.

ANOTHER WIN FOR VOC LETS CELEBRATE MYMYGODS!

R: 3 / I: 1
Everyone post Ws in the chat

R: 3 / I: 1
All zarians what is your opinion on niggers kikes troons and faggots

R: 52 / I: 17

iqs of zellings

Thinking about this all day. How much iq do you think each zellig sister has?
Here's my theory:
Mymy's range is within ±1sd, I don't think she's a machiavellian mastermind, just a goofball that went down a rabbithole due to being ashamed of her own ethnicity.
She's unable to process simple phrases correctly.
>I'll just sit this one through.
<Then why you're standing up?
Also unable to read Maya's situation and Coco's hints. Coco had to spell it out that Maya actually had no friends before Mymy realized it.
Maya is within average up to +2sd. She has niche interests while not understanding that others do not share her degen worldview. This explains the incest jokes and her awful theory on why Coco wants to help her. Her Autism Denial Disorder makes it difficult to assess her IQ correctly doe, as her attention span is totally screwed.
Coco is easily above 3sd. Let me explain. Dealing with loss of two parents requires a lot of mental effort and stamina. While wearing a happy mask she is also able to excell at everything. She's able to read the room and take charge when necessary. While deel 1+2 suggests that she doesn't know what tentacle hentai is (as if that's a requirement for intelligence), I think this should be attributed to her absolute innocence, not stupidity. She's also bad with computers but it's more of a skill issue. She doesn't need to know about the tech world to be smart and happy.
What do you think? I haven't watched zellig in a while, theorizing from memory here. Also using my experience with people.

R: 7 / I: 1
If the class was forced to participate in the squid games who would win?

R: 34 / I: 8
https://youtu.be/IMOl60XaH1w?si=d85rXtA15LjCBug9
Let's support new zaryan, brethren.

R: 24 / I: 7
Thought about making this for a while now. Finally sat down and made it in like 2 days. Haven't animated anything since middle school… A long time ago.

R: 44 / I: 12
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
COSWORK FREAK!
VERSUS!
YOSACK JAKI!!!!!!!
BEGIN!

R: 5 / I: 1

what if mymy was green

i like mymy but i think i'd like her better if she was green

R: 15 / I: 3
Maya Vril

R: 4 / I: 1
№100000 will be shitty

R: 22 / I: 1
Deel 1+2 has hit 100k likes

R: 14 / I: 1
What does this mean? What type of insult is "Fritzl"

R: 17 / I: 7

Zellings Irl

Post irl lookalikes of zellings itt

R: 9 / I: 2

Mymy's new boyfriend

What do you think Zaryans, does she deserve a BBC boyfriend?

R: 41 / I: 39

Okay Zaryans time to unleash your drawing gems

Fill Coco's face

R: 8 / I: 1
American McGee’s Alice was a popular EA funded series with two of the three planned games released, so when his third installment Alice Asylum stalled because EA owned the IP and refused to fund it, he and his team released a 414 page Alice Asylum Design Bible PDF partially crowdfunded via Patreon to pitch the game, rally fan and financier support, and allow fans to continue the game as he envisioned it since he could not make it.


I have an idea what if we convince Massa to give the fans his vision his scripts and allow fans to make it for him.

R: 10 / I: 2
zaryans, i have a plan to animate a popular scene from a movie/show/animation but with zelligs in it. do you have any suggestions for a scene that would work with zelligs? it should be no longer than a minute and it should be funny with zelligs in it and maybe fit their character (things maya/mymy/coco/vera would do or say)

R: 13 / I: 4

Project ROY

This shit happening or what? I know that an art dump from all the artists but I don’t believe there has been a new actual page posted yet beside the first 2.

R: 34 / I: 9
sisa

R: 8 / I: 1
Sorry xisters, but we all know who the best zellig girl is.

R: 7 / I: 2
Why is this shit entirely in Dutch? Is massa trying to spread his language and culture? Or is he too esl?
And yes I know there's an english dub.

R: 13 / I: 3
coco in a photo i took

R: 10 / I: 4

An attempt at uncovering how Ongezellig would have played out

So we know from various lore drops and years of autism™️, how the various characters would have behaved and/or how the first episodes would have played out, but what we don't know is the general genre and how the show would have tackled certain themes
>Actually chud it would have been a slice of life trooooooonime with quirky momen-ACK!
WRONG! While this seemed to be the original idea as we can see from Deel 1-3, the pilot takes a much more deep approach later on, in fact, we basically get introducted to the real struggles of the main characters only by Deel 4 and onwards. This makes me believe that the show would not have exclusively followed the development of Maya, but of Coco, Mymy and even Vera, with Soei as a sort of big antagonistic character. Why Soei? Well we know that the only thing she cares about is how the girls perform and her social appearance, we also know from the 'mails that Maya resents her mother for these exact reasons, since she comments about how she adopted the sisters because "they're better replacements than her".
<essay space
How does this translate into an episodic formula?
Most episodes would start pretty light or sometimes just be pure comedic filler (think the episode where Mymy wanted to marry the Queen, it would be quite hard to tackle deeper themes), and as the episodes go on, problems would arise, most of the time caused by our two "troublemakers", Mymy (think of her like a South Park Carter type) and Vera, creating various hardships for the trio to overcome with a focus on Maya and the endless quest of Coco to get through her. And this is where the development will happen, the inability of Maya to relate to both her social and familiar life, and the inability of Coco to "fix" her sister, which will cause either of them to break down, especially the latter. Mymy is in another category because the problem she's fighting could be spinned into a
>you should feel heckin' ok in your own skin or however the blahaj is hugged
But it would have definitely taken a path different from the main storyline.
Most episodes would have also ended on a low note, or outright with no happy ending for either of them. Until of course Vera chimes in.
Think about it, Coco plays in a band, Vera WANTED to play in a band, Maya FANTASIZES about playing an instrument, this is all something they have in common, and something they could bond over. If and when Vera will overcome her problems or find common ground with the sisters, these ones would also start to develop more and start a good cycle for both Maya, Coco and possibly Mymy too. I wouldn't dare to say how Ongezellig should have ended, but I think this is how it would have played out at the start, what do you think?

R: 27 / I: 8
Every single day of my life is the same. I sit here in front of my computer, type Soyzellig.party in my URL bar, and begin browsing. For hours and hours, I bump gems; I participate on the ‘planet. I used to try to make OC or post interesting threads, but no one ever replies. So now I just spam bait. Every once in awhile someone falls for my bait thread, maybe for that short moment they were seething. Typically the thread quickly dies, and no one even cares. Most of the time I just gaze at the catalog watching my threads slowly leave the page into a pool of SNCA. I don’t have it in me to samefag in my own threads to keep them up, or become an active namefag on the ‘Zooru for attention. I don’t have the same energy I had when I was 17, I feel really frustrated. Sometimes I might talk with some other so-called ‘Zaryans’ on the ‘cord using voice-chat. We call ourselves ‘friends’ but something about our relationship feels very hollow. I feel like I can only laugh, and have a good time, if the people I’m laughing and having a good time with are using Zelligspeak. I hate my mom, I hate my dad, I am not normal. I feel depressed, like, this is not healthy. And it’s really hard to find words for these emotions. I think we need new words for what it’s like to live on the Zarty, because the words we use to describe our feelings are invented by people who lived in the real world, not by people on the Zarty. Like for example, I kind of feel like I am bored, but bored is not the right word, because I am constantly entertaining myself and staving off boredom. When you are bored, you can at least think. I can’t think, because my brain is foggy and filled with Agugu and funny OC I’ve seen. I also sort of feel tired, but I’m not actually tired because I can never sleep. People blame it on the blue light of the screen, not getting sun, or lack of exercise. But I think the problem is a certain energy remains in me that is not supposed to stay inside and we are not designed to have in us. I also often feel like I am doing work, but I am not doing anything that would contribute to my future in any meaningful way. I just create OC, and my reward is for the people on the TND Girls website finding it funny and calling it a gem. Neither work or leisure. The one normal feeling I can definitely feel is seethe. I need seethe. It’s the only thing that gets this tension out of me, and I basically use any excuse to start seething. I think I can say that I love seething, I love leaking, and I love falling for bait on purpose. I am constantly seeking out the most obsessed Reddit and Xitter bait that makes me seethe and get more and more sensitive to leaking my clitty. So in a certain way, all the obsessed Reddit, Reels, and Xitter cucks on the Zarty are needed. And even though I go ape and clitty leak at the most obvious bait, I actually really need these baiteralds to exercise all these bad feeling in my mind.

R: 39 / I: 7
scanned all of massacord for any hope or hint of the show coming back in any shape or form

R: 4 / I: 1
Someone remake this image but with 'lig characters

R: 2 / I: 0
drew this yesterday.

R: 16 / I: 2
GUYS I AM FUCKED.

I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".

I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.

He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??

His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.

I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!". He told me that he was going to kick me out of my house the next time he saw me on this site and these images are horrible and look demonic. He also said that this site is filled with bad people who use very bad words and that I shoudn't be a part of this conversation. I silently nodded, what else could I possibly do? He walked out of my room and told me to start studying immediately.

I wanna kill myself

R: 13 / I: 4
https://youtu.be/jN4WRqz5iLI?si=SEfJ9u49rZ3N6Z5u
DO SEEN THIS ZARYANS?

R: 13 / I: 4
check TheFrogClitty now

R: 37 / I: 15
Stealthshilling Organization thread
Take pic related and use any solid colour aside from white and paintbucket the background

R: 16 / I: 9
did anyone else realize that mymy is basically wearing the dutch flag? was this intentional?

R: 13 / I: 1
gem

R: 9 / I: 0
Is this real chat?

R: 57 / I: 16
Did Maya just BTFO all of Zarty's 13/50 arguments?
https://youtu.be/mnSTKtq1PXE

>Explains how Foenkie is a pedo.
>Explains how people like you aren't interested in solving issues pertaining to loneliness, and social anxiety.
>Explains how crimerates have risen since Cleo has moved to the Nederlands.
>Explains how being trying to idealistic and selfless has ironically lead Massa to be a selfish little fuck.
>Explains how Indonesian Dutch mutts like Maya have been systematically discriminated against.
>Explains how Zarty policies both now and in the past have kept Indonesian Dutch mutts down and how gooning to tentacle hentai is sometimes the only way for Indonesian Dutch mutts to prosper in Brabant.
>Explains how sometimes Zarty policies have been constructed to deliberately to hurt Indonesian Dutch mutts even after gooning to tentacle hentai.
>Explains why the fact that Maya having green eyes from Medelian inheritance is sufficient evidence to suggest that she's keyed.
>Everything said in the Video is backed up by extensive research
>Gives concrete solutions on how to fix these issues

Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculous claims about Maya anxiety statistics, and why it's wrong for Maya to goon to tentacle hentai? By all means. watch the whole video. i promise you that you can't debunk it.
>inb4 i get told to shut the fuck up by someone who hasn't watched the video and is triggered by these FACTS
>inb4 someone says oppressing Maya is good
>inb4 someone says "slavernij herstellen"
>inb4 someone uses anecdotal evidence
>inb4 someone links a video of Maya's bed creaking at night without context and without an analysis of WHY Maya's bed creaks at night.
>inb4 someone calls me a cuck
>inb4 someone says IP checks out
>inb4 "muh slide thread"
>inb4 "sage" because Zartytard is triggered by a different opinion

keep the discussion on topic and don't do anything that is mentioned above in the inb4 section. You should be open minded and watch the video instead and discuss it WITH SOURCES.
i'm open to having my mind changed. but only with reliable sources that explain why the numbers are look like they do.