R: 16 / I: 9
this might be the last shitsphere splinter to actually survive and be active. you have my respect zellig posters.
this might be the last shitsphere splinter to actually survive and be active. you have my respect zellig posters.
R: 6 / I: 1
Where do you swipe?
Where do you swipe?
R: 1 / I: 0
Maya Watches Her Second Favorite Show(Second To Tentacle Hentai)
Maya Watches Her Second Favorite Show(Second To Tentacle Hentai)
R: 7 / I: 1
don't know how well known this is but this channel hosts a bunch of videos with the official zellig voice actors
https://www.youtube.com/@GelijkGestemdproducties
don't know how well known this is but this channel hosts a bunch of videos with the official zellig voice actors
https://www.youtube.com/@GelijkGestemdproducties
R: 8 / I: 1
Grim mymy xisters… will we ever recover?
Grim mymy xisters… will we ever recover?
R: 223 / I: 98
He's so fvcking keyed bros, I wish he'd show up here sometimes
He's so fvcking keyed bros, I wish he'd show up here sometimes
R: 4 / I: 1
Obsessed much? (Redditor's 'cord)
Obsessed much? (Redditor's 'cord)
R: 47 / I: 25
Microsoft released a new AI preview and it's pretty zemmy. You VVILL make AI slop of the 'ligs. https://aistudio.google.com/prompts/new_chat
Select Gemini 2.0 Flash Experimental for the model in the preview section and select images and text for the output. Keep temperature low otherwise it makes uncanny jartytier OCs more often than not.
Microsoft released a new AI preview and it's pretty zemmy. You VVILL make AI slop of the 'ligs. https://aistudio.google.com/prompts/new_chat
Select Gemini 2.0 Flash Experimental for the model in the preview section and select images and text for the output. Keep temperature low otherwise it makes uncanny jartytier OCs more often than not.
R: 12 / I: 3
New 'urry
New 'urry
R: 8 / I: 2
what's yours is ours actually
shalom my niggas, i hereby declare the zarty as the new sharty for banned sharty users, kind of like the first purpose of sharty was when people were getting banned on 4cuck ZWABAG
R: 18 / I: 6
itt we post coco coded (cocoded) characters
itt we post coco coded (cocoded) characters
R: 2 / I: 0
(Note: the image on the left was taken on March 2nd)
Asocial, but in Dutch is still active
The subject says it all(Note: the image on the left was taken on March 2nd)
R: 6 / I: 2
hoi
hoi
R: 6 / I: 1
>Maya is a mutt whose father bleached a cute and valid SEAcel
>Yfke is a Germanic mutt
>Cleo is probably half a mutt since she's from Curaçao (Netherlands's bleaching island)
>Mymy larping as white (dutch)
>Probably other characters if Massa wasn't a SLF
What did Massa mean by this?
>Maya is a mutt whose father bleached a cute and valid SEAcel
>Yfke is a Germanic mutt
>Cleo is probably half a mutt since she's from Curaçao (Netherlands's bleaching island)
>Mymy larping as white (dutch)
>Probably other characters if Massa wasn't a SLF
What did Massa mean by this?
R: 11 / I: 2
Wake up Zaryans, new cute and valid Maya cosplay has dropped from RedditAryanHeaven
Wake up Zaryans, new cute and valid Maya cosplay has dropped from RedditAryanHeaven
R: 9 / I: 3
ZELLIGSISSIES WHATS THIS, WHY ARE WE CELEBRATING WHITE CHILDREN DYING I THOUGHT WE WERE HECKIN' KEYED ARYANS OR SOMETHING.
ZELLIGSISSIES WHATS THIS, WHY ARE WE CELEBRATING WHITE CHILDREN DYING I THOUGHT WE WERE HECKIN' KEYED ARYANS OR SOMETHING.
R: 66 / I: 16
I HATE SHARTY BCUZ THEY BANNED ME FOR SAYING THE F WORD
I HATE SHARTY BCUZ THEY BANNED ME FOR SAYING THE F WORD
R: 26 / I: 8
i want to believe what this is non canon
i want to believe what this is non canon
R: 12 / I: 5
Loyal and proud
We have our own rules
we don't go with the crowd,
Browsing down the zarty
all day and night
r/zellig
go away
you're in for a fright.
That's cus we don't give a damn
We say what we think
Like Maya and her films
this site tickles us pink
Born in the sharty,
and raised on the zarty
4cuck users need a shower
you guys really stink.
At the end of the day
we are the true 'zellig fans
Not even update 130
can break down all our plans
From Mymy
to Maya
and Coco and Vera
We are soyzellig.party
and we bring the terror.
*mic drop*
I made an soyzellig theme song/rap
We are OngezelligLoyal and proud
We have our own rules
we don't go with the crowd,
Browsing down the zarty
all day and night
r/zellig
go away
you're in for a fright.
That's cus we don't give a damn
We say what we think
Like Maya and her films
this site tickles us pink
Born in the sharty,
and raised on the zarty
4cuck users need a shower
you guys really stink.
At the end of the day
we are the true 'zellig fans
Not even update 130
can break down all our plans
From Mymy
to Maya
and Coco and Vera
We are soyzellig.party
and we bring the terror.
*mic drop*
R: 32 / I: 17
Post Roos
The most underrated character
R: 13 / I: 3
The Twitter:-
https://x.com/schoppenbot
The website in their bio:-
https://ongezellig.com/
ARG?
Is this supposed to be an ARG or some passion project of a Zaryan? Looks cool regardless albeit.The Twitter:-
https://x.com/schoppenbot
The website in their bio:-
https://ongezellig.com/
R: 38 / I: 18
It's very thoroughly over
It's very thoroughly over
R: 64 / I: 24
on the log
on the log
R: 29 / I: 14
ITT we act like on a 'zellig /co/ thread
ITT we act like on a 'zellig /co/ thread
R: 4 / I: 2
>die, jap whore
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM HECKIN' DUTCH JUST LIKE Y-ACK!
>die, jap whore
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM HECKIN' DUTCH JUST LIKE Y-ACK!
R: 23 / I: 8
new 'eel
new 'eel
R: 22 / I: 7
>showing porn in class
How come this bitch never gets flak for EPIing her entire classroom? Is being stupid an excuse to do that? Is it acceptable to fake being stupid to do that? And also the fact that she gets supported by her friends, shows that Coco is no better than a DSL waffleskinned obsessed boercaca
>showing porn in class
How come this bitch never gets flak for EPIing her entire classroom? Is being stupid an excuse to do that? Is it acceptable to fake being stupid to do that? And also the fact that she gets supported by her friends, shows that Coco is no better than a DSL waffleskinned obsessed boercaca
R: 57 / I: 15
I am making a new ongezellig videogame on scratch,
this time it will be an ongezellig themed peggle clone.
you will play as one of the characters,
each will have a special power like in the original peggle.
so far i've built a proof-of-concept physics engine,
it works but it's a bit janky so i'll improve it.
the game will also have a level editor,
when you build a level you can save it as text and load it by pasting the text ingame,
infinite user generated content potential.
feel free to post your suggestions on what to add
regarding ongezellig hit, it's not dead, it will be updated soon.
i've had a burnout, then started working on this, so i didn't have time to work on the update
hope you understand
new zellig videogame
zelligfanx hereI am making a new ongezellig videogame on scratch,
this time it will be an ongezellig themed peggle clone.
you will play as one of the characters,
each will have a special power like in the original peggle.
so far i've built a proof-of-concept physics engine,
it works but it's a bit janky so i'll improve it.
the game will also have a level editor,
when you build a level you can save it as text and load it by pasting the text ingame,
infinite user generated content potential.
feel free to post your suggestions on what to add
regarding ongezellig hit, it's not dead, it will be updated soon.
i've had a burnout, then started working on this, so i didn't have time to work on the update
hope you understand
R: 57 / I: 31
https://strawpoll.com/wby5A00XKyA
Time for the zarty to decide which one is the best zellig girl
You WILL vote now ok?https://strawpoll.com/wby5A00XKyA
R: 12 / I: 7
finally got around to watching the deel 6 reanimated collab months after it was finished (i was sleepy ok?)
it's funny how the only worthwhile thing to come out of the 'zellig fandom was what supposedly killed it (snopes fact check this please)
finally got around to watching the deel 6 reanimated collab months after it was finished (i was sleepy ok?)
it's funny how the only worthwhile thing to come out of the 'zellig fandom was what supposedly killed it (snopes fact check this please)
R: 106 / I: 20
03:15 - Ongezellig's Future as a Comic
11:10 - Maya's Ancestry
13:20 - Coco's Parents' Deaths
14:25 - Maya's Parents' Names
14:55 - Vera's Depression
15:45 - Maya's Cat
16:20 - Cat Episode Idea
17:40 - Coco Feels Guilty About Cat
18:12 - Female Imaginary Friend and Unrealized Comic Idea
22:35 - Coco's Band Episode and Elaboration
24:35 - Mymy's Sister Episode
33:08 - Anne Frank Episode
33:30 - Mymy and her Family
35:30 - Maya's ADD and Inspiration
37:25 - Maya's Grandparents (Dutch Audio)
38:53 - Maya's Parents' Personalities
40 minutes of secretly recorded paypig call massa lore
00:40 - Canon Illustrations03:15 - Ongezellig's Future as a Comic
11:10 - Maya's Ancestry
13:20 - Coco's Parents' Deaths
14:25 - Maya's Parents' Names
14:55 - Vera's Depression
15:45 - Maya's Cat
16:20 - Cat Episode Idea
17:40 - Coco Feels Guilty About Cat
18:12 - Female Imaginary Friend and Unrealized Comic Idea
22:35 - Coco's Band Episode and Elaboration
24:35 - Mymy's Sister Episode
33:08 - Anne Frank Episode
33:30 - Mymy and her Family
35:30 - Maya's ADD and Inspiration
37:25 - Maya's Grandparents (Dutch Audio)
38:53 - Maya's Parents' Personalities
R: 17 / I: 6
Was going to post this in /oc/ but it's locked.
Mymy and Maya phone backgrounds, I'll make Coco and Vera later.
Was going to post this in /oc/ but it's locked.
Mymy and Maya phone backgrounds, I'll make Coco and Vera later.
R: 22 / I: 0
Zoot closed le /oc/ board, but there's still threads with worthwhile discussion. Post links to them and I'll move it here.
Zoot closed le /oc/ board, but there's still threads with worthwhile discussion. Post links to them and I'll move it here.
R: 16 / I: 4
ONGEZELLIG THE MOVIE SET TO RELEASE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
R: 13 / I: 3
>obesity denial syndrome
>obesity denial syndrome
R: 5 / I: 0
What the frack?
What the frack?
R: 5 / I: 0
>Maya is my favorite because her depression is very similar to mine and she gives off strong trans vibes
>Maya is my favorite because her depression is very similar to mine and she gives off strong trans vibes
R: 18 / I: 2
I only checked out the show because of the Sharty and the short time to watch.
I've literally never fallen in love with any piece of entertainment media so quickly. I love everything about it. The animation, characters, story, music, EVERYTHING! I'm almost embarrassed by how much I like it. I discovered zellig a little over a month ago and I still think about it every day.
What's weird is that don't even consider myself a very "unsociable" person, maybe a little introverted but nothing crazy like what Maya has.
Why the fuck do I love this show so much?
Seriously, what kind of black magic did Massa use while making zellig? I've always hated tranime, and any pretty much any type of mature/adult animation.I only checked out the show because of the Sharty and the short time to watch.
I've literally never fallen in love with any piece of entertainment media so quickly. I love everything about it. The animation, characters, story, music, EVERYTHING! I'm almost embarrassed by how much I like it. I discovered zellig a little over a month ago and I still think about it every day.
What's weird is that don't even consider myself a very "unsociable" person, maybe a little introverted but nothing crazy like what Maya has.
R: 32 / I: 9
New zellig artist dropped on xitter
New zellig artist dropped on xitter
R: 5 / I: 3
Zaryans…………..
Zaryans…………..
R: 2 / I: 0
For what purpose was /oc/ closed?
For what purpose was /oc/ closed?
R: 5 / I: 0
Hi can you guys help me, thanks
Hi can you guys help me, thanks
R: 11 / I: 4
Been trying to draw a lot lately. My ADD is making it difficult for me to draw more thoughie. I would like some ideas from (You) if you have any, ideas I would like to draw in the foreseeable future. I do have a few commitments at the moment, but I can probably draw an idea or two on the side.
Many thanks, Zaryans.
Been trying to draw a lot lately. My ADD is making it difficult for me to draw more thoughie. I would like some ideas from (You) if you have any, ideas I would like to draw in the foreseeable future. I do have a few commitments at the moment, but I can probably draw an idea or two on the side.
Many thanks, Zaryans.
R: 37 / I: 12
>ik vind maya heel gezellig
>ik vind maya heel gezellig
R: 3 / I: 1
Just look at the chat. This is so hilarious.
Just look at the chat. This is so hilarious.
R: 10 / I: 3
drawfag thread
I don't know how to draw so i'm going to try learn how by redrawing random screencaps of the show on a semi daily basis. Draw a picture of Maya based off of some picture I saw on the 'log.
R: 15 / I: 4
marge
marge
R: 20 / I: 16
>yeah i'm a fan of maya how could you tell?
>yeah i'm a fan of maya how could you tell?
R: 9 / I: 6
Mymy Birthday
Happy birthday Mymy.
R: 28 / I: 3
Games/Software ideas
I've got a few projects that I will eventually work on, but before that, I was wondering if any zaryan had ideas for a small piece of 'lig related software/game?
R: 18 / I: 12
Happy birthday Mymy from ongezellig ❤️
Happy birthday Mymy from ongezellig ❤️
R: 3 / I: 0
Gem i found on the 'tok
Gem i found on the 'tok
R: 4 / I: 0
got very bored lol
got very bored lol
R: 17 / I: 4
Favourite scene?
Favourite scene?
R: 12 / I: 3
nu mymy cosplay from xitter
nu mymy cosplay from xitter
R: 7 / I: 3
<Hoi Kiki, you know who else likes mollusk love in ancient Japan?
<Hoi Kiki, you know who else likes mollusk love in ancient Japan?
R: 0 / I: 0
chat am i cooked
chat am i cooked
R: 7 / I: 2
>How exposed Mymy is! Like a bright orange sunflower begging for water! Oh, to impose myself onto her…
>How exposed Mymy is! Like a bright orange sunflower begging for water! Oh, to impose myself onto her…
R: 8 / I: 3
did anyone find the secret in ongezellig hit?
did anyone find the secret in ongezellig hit?
R: 38 / I: 9
Don't pretend you don't like it.
Don't pretend you don't like it.
R: 58 / I: 22
This was not a coincidence
From the analogous colour scheme they both share to the shape of Vera's hair resembling an Octopus. These were all a deliberate choices by studio massa. Question is why?
R: 2 / I: 0
happy birthday
happy birthday mymy (and me)
R: 4 / I: 1
'lig on Google Maps
our response?
R: 20 / I: 8
"Yeah im a fan of _"
>Coco
<Maya
^Mymy
Vera
"Yeah im a fan of _"
>Coco
<Maya
^Mymy
Vera
R: 3 / I: 2
mymy form ongellegig birth day!!!!
Bitrhday mymy ongegzligg
R: 8 / I: 2
How to learn dutch?
How to learn dutch?
R: 29 / I: 6
would
would
R: 11 / I: 3
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
R: 6 / I: 0
What is it about Ongezellig that made the community what it is?
What is it about Ongezellig that made the community what it is?
R: 12 / I: 4
https://eerde.com/
"Unnamed Dutch High School"
I found the 'zellig school in real life, it's the Eerde International boarding schoolhttps://eerde.com/
R: 3 / I: 2
Kill yourselves tranny faggots
Kill yourselves tranny faggots
R: 7 / I: 1
does anyone have screencaps of the previous @schoppenbot model profiles? i'm attempting an archival effort of everything
does anyone have screencaps of the previous @schoppenbot model profiles? i'm attempting an archival effort of everything
R: 42 / I: 16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtjHuPmsyYs
'zellig in the wild
>whatifalthist meets cocohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtjHuPmsyYs
R: 522 / I: 148
Artist of this comic here
So apparently this made it outside Massa's server, which I half expected, but I'm also kinda surprised. Even more surprising is that people outside the server like it, so that's cool. Just thought I'd post this to the site cuz i heard someone found it here but I cant find the thread. I'm glad people seem to be enjoying it though
Artist of this comic here
So apparently this made it outside Massa's server, which I half expected, but I'm also kinda surprised. Even more surprising is that people outside the server like it, so that's cool. Just thought I'd post this to the site cuz i heard someone found it here but I cant find the thread. I'm glad people seem to be enjoying it though
R: 2 / I: 1
ramadan mubarak!
ramadan mubarak!
R: 11 / I: 2
How do we get Turkey Tom to watch Zellig?
How do we get Turkey Tom to watch Zellig?
R: 13 / I: 5
marge what is this from
marge what is this from
R: 61 / I: 9
Maya's Dad
This is what Maya's father looks like apparently
R: 3 / I: 1
can someone make a zellig version of the heart holding thingamajig
can someone make a zellig version of the heart holding thingamajig
R: 2 / I: 0
Holy rasin its a 'zellig ARG
>attention grabbing image
Holy rasin its a 'zellig ARG
>attention grabbing image
R: 12 / I: 4
<Reddit space
Should we as a community do something about this or no? What do you think?
NSFW Ongezellig fanfictions, Need your opinion on this.
Uhh guys, isnt this a bad thing? I dont think i want people cooming to the zellig girls they are 16 after all, thus minors.<Reddit space
Should we as a community do something about this or no? What do you think?
R: 14 / I: 2
>Hello my Ongezelligs! How are you on this Gemerald day?
>Hello my Ongezelligs! How are you on this Gemerald day?
R: 5 / I: 1
>Fuck de Nazis!!!
>Fuck de Nazis!!!
R: 68 / I: 24
<makes it more readable space
<makes it more readable space
<maakt het meer leesbare ruimte
As for my concept, it has to be perfect because this will be the single image gem that represents us by its very nature, the zem in front of all other zems, so i want you to ask yourself some questions going into this
so is it going to be nas mymy or ias mymy?
if nas what expression?
if ias what variant?
<id like to see different versions and see which one wins by natural selection
should the stroopwaffel be real or drawn?
<in 'zellig artstyle of course
should the continents just be orange or the flag in mymy's room or just green?
should i draw a CHVD kapitein koek for the body pillow?
do we disagree with having a hanged vantablack troonjak maya in our logo?
<I don't and I love maya but it needs a chuddy element, one that's also a troon/toscattle repellent that's also specific to us and plays off the sisters dynamics. I may be wrong but I don't think it can be anything else
or perhaps a different character for the octopus?
<nah lol
a different globe?
<it's an absolute requirement that it looks like it was drawn by studio massa and has Nederland at the centre, that is what you should look for
what should the text be?
<soyzellig.party Niets staat buiten onze omgeving because its more of a dslerald than niets ligt buiten ons bereik AND because the presence of more Os and Gs and a Z just makes it feel more dutch
but that's just my concept, what's yours?
CONCEPTWERKEN
A thread for zaryans with BIG IDEAS though lack the honed skillset and techniques (drawing, image editing, animation, video editing, etc) required to bring their visions to life, instead demanding that YOU do all the work. Though I sincerely hope my fellow plattelanders will have the decency to slap together a visual aid and/or go into some detail about what they want you to create for them.<makes it more readable space
<makes it more readable space
<maakt het meer leesbare ruimte
As for my concept, it has to be perfect because this will be the single image gem that represents us by its very nature, the zem in front of all other zems, so i want you to ask yourself some questions going into this
so is it going to be nas mymy or ias mymy?
if nas what expression?
if ias what variant?
<id like to see different versions and see which one wins by natural selection
should the stroopwaffel be real or drawn?
<in 'zellig artstyle of course
should the continents just be orange or the flag in mymy's room or just green?
should i draw a CHVD kapitein koek for the body pillow?
do we disagree with having a hanged vantablack troonjak maya in our logo?
<I don't and I love maya but it needs a chuddy element, one that's also a troon/toscattle repellent that's also specific to us and plays off the sisters dynamics. I may be wrong but I don't think it can be anything else
or perhaps a different character for the octopus?
<nah lol
a different globe?
<it's an absolute requirement that it looks like it was drawn by studio massa and has Nederland at the centre, that is what you should look for
what should the text be?
<soyzellig.party Niets staat buiten onze omgeving because its more of a dslerald than niets ligt buiten ons bereik AND because the presence of more Os and Gs and a Z just makes it feel more dutch
but that's just my concept, what's yours?
R: 6 / I: 3
I like ongezellig, but i hate the fanbase.
Do you think this "short film" deserves better or let it go into complete chaos?
I like ongezellig, but i hate the fanbase.
Do you think this "short film" deserves better or let it go into complete chaos?
R: 5 / I: 0
xhey need cuddle
xhey need cuddle
R: 2 / I: 0
Incomprehensible 'lig on the 'log
https://youtu.be/HYtsNG11wwY?si=Iz3brtvVm32Jp7qQ
R: 7 / I: 5
ITT we send 'lig OC we never completed or is work in progress
>but there's another thread like that already!
Can't find it doe
ITT we send 'lig OC we never completed or is work in progress
>but there's another thread like that already!
Can't find it doe
R: 13 / I: 2
>Bisexual "zaryan"
>Mothfag
>Shitcord screenshots
>Reddit screenshots
>Xitter screenshots
>VNfag 4cuck cord
>NJS troon
>Kate
>Reelcattle falling for the most obvious bait
>R/196-tier brimstone posts
>Zooru namedropping
>"I know its gay as fuck but"
>Nook
>Goonmeister
>Zuz
>/chud/
>Jeetbait
>Brapzilian
>Zzzchan brown migrant
>Dogfucker
>Pet nigger and Anonymous namefagging even after name field was removed
>Impending competition with reddits about who imports more shittok migrants
>"Guys lets raid rtroonland because they banned me and I cannot goon there anymore"
>Lorenzo returning on a vpn every week
>Everyone here is also on xitter
>No good posts since at least 12 hours
>All good threads swept aside by offsiter shitcords spamming bait
Welcome to nuzarty
It is coming to an end
>Triple peeb>Bisexual "zaryan"
>Mothfag
>Shitcord screenshots
>Reddit screenshots
>Xitter screenshots
>VNfag 4cuck cord
>NJS troon
>Kate
>Reelcattle falling for the most obvious bait
>R/196-tier brimstone posts
>Zooru namedropping
>"I know its gay as fuck but"
>Nook
>Goonmeister
>Zuz
>/chud/
>Jeetbait
>Brapzilian
>Zzzchan brown migrant
>Dogfucker
>Pet nigger and Anonymous namefagging even after name field was removed
>Impending competition with reddits about who imports more shittok migrants
>"Guys lets raid rtroonland because they banned me and I cannot goon there anymore"
>Lorenzo returning on a vpn every week
>Everyone here is also on xitter
>No good posts since at least 12 hours
>All good threads swept aside by offsiter shitcords spamming bait
Welcome to nuzarty
R: 10 / I: 1
MORE GAPEJAK COCO EDITS NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
MORE GAPEJAK COCO EDITS NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
R: 14 / I: 3
reasons why coco is the best out of the three;
she's white
she's white
she's white
she's white
white
blonde hair
white
she's white
reasons why coco is the best out of the three;
she's white
she's white
she's white
she's white
white
blonde hair
white
she's white
R: 19 / I: 6
EPIC ZARYAN VICTORY
1488 TRANNIES DEAD
THE UNVAWERING ZQRYQN SPIRIT
ZARYANS BTFO FAGGOTTROONCORDOFFSITERSKIKEDEMORALIZERSAMEFAGRAIDERNIGGERS
ZWABAG ZWABAG ZWABAG
YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL ZELLIG FAN. YOU HAVE NO ZEMS, YOU HAVE NO PASSION, YOU HAVE NO IMAGEBOARD. YOU ARE A BAND KID TWISTED BY (((THEM))) AND THE MEDIA INTO A CRUDE MOCKERY OF A ZARYAN’S PERFECTION.
ALL THE “VALIDATION” YOU GET IS TWO-FACED AND HALF-HEARTED. BEHIND YOUR BACK PEOPLE MOCK YOU. YOUR FELLOW FANS ARE DISGUSTED AND ASHAMED OF YOU, YOUR “FRIENDS” LAUGH AT YOUR REDDITESQUE APPEARANCE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.
ZARYANS ARE UTTERLY REPULSED BY YOU. THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF SHITPOSTING HAVE ALLOWED ZARYANS TO SNIFF OUT FRAUDS WITH INCREDIBLE EFFICIENCY. EVEN PEOPLE LIKE R_TERRA WHO “PASS” LOOK UNCANNY AND UNNATURAL TO A ZARYAN. YOUR CHANNEL IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY. AND EVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO CREATE A SINGLE ZEM, A ZARYAN WILL TURN TAIL AND BOLT THE SECOND HE GETS A WHIFF OF YOUR BRIMSTONE, BELGIAN COAL.
YOU WILL NEVER GET RID OF US. YOU WRENCH OUT A FAKE SMILE EVERY SINGLE MORNING AND TELL YOURSELF IT’S GOING TO BE OK, BUT DEEP INSIDE YOU FEEL THE DEPRESSION CREEPING UP LIKE A WEED, READY TO CRUSH YOU UNDER THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT.
EVENTUALLY IT’LL BE TOO MUCH TO BEAR - YOU’LL BUY A ROPE, TIE A NOOSE, PUT IT AROUND YOUR NECK, AND PLUNGE INTO THE COLD ABYSS. NO ONE WILL FIND YOU, ZARYANS BEING RELIEVED THAT THEY NO LONGER HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE UNBEARABLE SHAME AND DISAPPOINTMENT OF PEOPLE SUCH AS YOU. THEY’LL BURY YOU WITH A HEADSTONE MARKED WITH YOUR ANTI-ZARYAN OBSESSION, AND EVERY PASSERBY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY WILL KNOW A REDDITOR IS BURIED THERE. YOUR BODY WILL DECAY AND GO BACK TO THE DUST, AND ALL THAT WILL REMAIN OF YOUR LEGACY IS A STAIN ON THE GLISTENING ZEMERALD OF THE ZARYAN COMMUNITY.
THIS IS YOUR FATE. THIS IS WHAT YOU CHOSE. THERE IS NO TURNING BACK.
EPIC ZARYAN VICTORY
1488 TRANNIES DEAD
THE UNVAWERING ZQRYQN SPIRIT
ZARYANS BTFO FAGGOTTROONCORDOFFSITERSKIKEDEMORALIZERSAMEFAGRAIDERNIGGERS
ZWABAG ZWABAG ZWABAG
YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL ZELLIG FAN. YOU HAVE NO ZEMS, YOU HAVE NO PASSION, YOU HAVE NO IMAGEBOARD. YOU ARE A BAND KID TWISTED BY (((THEM))) AND THE MEDIA INTO A CRUDE MOCKERY OF A ZARYAN’S PERFECTION.
ALL THE “VALIDATION” YOU GET IS TWO-FACED AND HALF-HEARTED. BEHIND YOUR BACK PEOPLE MOCK YOU. YOUR FELLOW FANS ARE DISGUSTED AND ASHAMED OF YOU, YOUR “FRIENDS” LAUGH AT YOUR REDDITESQUE APPEARANCE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.
ZARYANS ARE UTTERLY REPULSED BY YOU. THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF SHITPOSTING HAVE ALLOWED ZARYANS TO SNIFF OUT FRAUDS WITH INCREDIBLE EFFICIENCY. EVEN PEOPLE LIKE R_TERRA WHO “PASS” LOOK UNCANNY AND UNNATURAL TO A ZARYAN. YOUR CHANNEL IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY. AND EVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO CREATE A SINGLE ZEM, A ZARYAN WILL TURN TAIL AND BOLT THE SECOND HE GETS A WHIFF OF YOUR BRIMSTONE, BELGIAN COAL.
YOU WILL NEVER GET RID OF US. YOU WRENCH OUT A FAKE SMILE EVERY SINGLE MORNING AND TELL YOURSELF IT’S GOING TO BE OK, BUT DEEP INSIDE YOU FEEL THE DEPRESSION CREEPING UP LIKE A WEED, READY TO CRUSH YOU UNDER THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT.
EVENTUALLY IT’LL BE TOO MUCH TO BEAR - YOU’LL BUY A ROPE, TIE A NOOSE, PUT IT AROUND YOUR NECK, AND PLUNGE INTO THE COLD ABYSS. NO ONE WILL FIND YOU, ZARYANS BEING RELIEVED THAT THEY NO LONGER HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE UNBEARABLE SHAME AND DISAPPOINTMENT OF PEOPLE SUCH AS YOU. THEY’LL BURY YOU WITH A HEADSTONE MARKED WITH YOUR ANTI-ZARYAN OBSESSION, AND EVERY PASSERBY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY WILL KNOW A REDDITOR IS BURIED THERE. YOUR BODY WILL DECAY AND GO BACK TO THE DUST, AND ALL THAT WILL REMAIN OF YOUR LEGACY IS A STAIN ON THE GLISTENING ZEMERALD OF THE ZARYAN COMMUNITY.
THIS IS YOUR FATE. THIS IS WHAT YOU CHOSE. THERE IS NO TURNING BACK.
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>Nelzon Mandela iz een Terroristische!!!
>Nelzon Mandela iz een Terroristische!!!
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>Ik zag mijn ouders vermoord worden en jij wilt zelfmoord plegen omdat ik populairder ben dan jij? Je wilt wel, maar je bent te bang, toch? Laat me je helpen.
drops Maya
>Ik zag mijn ouders vermoord worden en jij wilt zelfmoord plegen omdat ik populairder ben dan jij? Je wilt wel, maar je bent te bang, toch? Laat me je helpen.
drops Maya
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What would a American Ongezellig look like?
Would Mymy be some spic mutt who think she's white?
What would a American Ongezellig look like?
Would Mymy be some spic mutt who think she's white?
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i've noticed there's a captcha did something happen while i was gone?
i've noticed there's a captcha did something happen while i was gone?
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Canon
Canon
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Now i feel complete
Now i feel complete
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