Catalog (/zellig/)

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A year ago

An entire year on our own and we also managed to avoid the total implosion of the soysphere. I don't think it could have been possible if not for the dedicated Zaryans here present

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the first soyzellig.party original IS HERE

watch in 4K 60FPS quality here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Hwy_q73FI

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Ongezellig but now it is set in Rwanda 1994

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Hang spics or somethingugu

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my zellig oc

heloo. this is my zellig oc. her name is snail

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theory

What if the real villain is actually Mymy who wants to kill her sisters?

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Trans rights are human rights

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jewmy

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The year is 2045. The Zarty lives under REDDIT RULE. All zarty males are sissified. Ongezellig characters live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to the Zarty's REDDIT FUTURE.

Zaryan remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /zellig/, where he hides his beautiful imaginary mymy from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.

As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile ongezellig waifus, Zaryan will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Zaryan gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Zaryan prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme Zoot presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Zoot's brand new series.

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Someone has the thread of that guy that had a 5gb folder of zellig shit? Thanks

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The reason why Coco lost her parents but animated

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Rusty get

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GUYS THE PPH IS TOO FAST ITS ACCELERATING AT UNSTABLE SPEEDS ITS WAY TOO FASSTTT OH GODDDDDDDD

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Erm… what the skibidi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH04mEFS41o

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why so dead, shart niggers?

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new 'toss

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Linguistic analysis

How did Coco learn Afrikaaner swear words, if she was adopted into Dutch family at such a young age? I find it silly that Massa shows so much of her DSL (like the moments when Coco uses "niet" right after she already used "geen" in her sentence) but allows Asiatic larper to speak perfect Dutch. Could we get an linguistic analysis thread on language used in Ongezellig?

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>zoot just changed the page icon
Mayaryans, did we just win?

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what was zarty's old favicon before coco? does anyone have it?

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Almost there….
Maybe next time zelligbros

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maya-mutt thread

Black (OR BROWN) qween thread

post brownoids itt

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orange website

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[OC Art of my Rens obsession]

I fucking love this goddamn fucking Dutch nerd. I love him so much it makes my eyes leak. I can't stop fucking adoring him. I love this dude.

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Why is Coco such an aryan beast?

It struck me as kinda weird how Coco is a tall nephilim slenderman lookingass miniboss giant who's own siblings pale in comparison to her as she towers over them, Maya and Mymy are both tiny frail rodential skeleton stickbug femcels while Coco is approximately a good head taller than both, having also broader limbs and a larger frame.

Why did Massa decide this?

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ITT: We write a nigger rap song one word at a time

I might make a song out of it after like a few months depending on how long this'll go.
I'll start:
Bitch

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[OC ART]

man…i guess maya IS the ongezellig in question…

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Anything happened to y'all since you become a zaryan?

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I have a bunch of cropped images of the girls and other characters, how do I train my own AI to make images of them and other characters in the zellig style?
>arrow

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Fuck it, racemixing thread.

I love maya
I love mymy
I love cleo

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thank them for making, adopting, and taking care of the trio

Thanks guys :)

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maya bros this your sisa?

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What kind of thread would Roos Terra post if he used this website?

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Hi, does anybody have this type of consept art? I am pretty sure those are not in the megalink. I am pretty sure those are official, there is atleast one more of those.

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Why does no-one pronounce Ongezellig right?

It's dutch so the g needs to be ɣ. Onɣezelliɣ. Everyone says "ongazellig" with a hard g instead of a guttural. It makes you sound like a retard.

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evan won

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Hi zaryans! can somebody remove all the tranny shit from this? Because it's a really cute image. I want to print it and hang it on my wall because it motivates me.

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I bless you all with another Mayerald, I recently got a book for drawing better, so my artstyle may shift a little as I keep drawing.

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Confessions general

Hello my fellow Z aryans. I've been browsing soyzellig for a while now, but haven't seen any confession threads yet. Since everyone is anonymous here I decided to make one.

Post your confessions here.

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every time i listen to ik ben het maar it breaks my heart because the story of ongezellig will never resolve due to the cancellation so maya really will be forever lonely just like the song's lyrics says

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Coco when she sees a chud

This is for all you Cocochuds

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Which province do the Schopenboers live in?

I'm just curious to which province the characters from ongezellig live. If I had to make a guess, I'd say Nord Brabant cucause of the pic of all the siblings at the Efteling theme park.

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Evrasian get

The year is 2045. The Western Europe lives under EVRASIAN RVLE. All westoids are RUSSIFIED. Shitlib women live to serve EVRASIAN BVLLS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Europe's EVRASIAN FUTURE.

Sholmo Goldstein remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued jobs, the debt cancellation, porn ban, and chastity before marriage. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New Russia, where he hides his valid trans sister Ruthensky from the clutches of the brutal Evrasian army.

As musclebound russian soldiers prowl the countryside searching for degenerates, Sholmo will stop at nothing to protect sweet Ruthensky's live. In his long suit, and tiny hat, Sholmo gives his fragile jewish body to a gang of pitiless russian alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Sholmo prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable inferiority complexes.

Acclaimed author and philosopher Alexander Dugin presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of unfolding of the russian Dasein push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The RVSSIAN KINGS have their way with Sholmo's weak body, kicking and beating and cursing through one of the most brutal scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of evrasian bulls and the fourth political theory. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of EVRASIAN FUTURE, the first book in Alexander Dugin's brand new series.

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omgsisasa oh my gosh she is such a sandwich artist

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Kike Day

Today we remember the fact that absolutely nothing ever happened 80 years ago, and that we were all psyoped. Post kikeralds

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Translation of Massadrama

Hello lovely people of the zarty. A while ago I was reminded of this old little video of the Massa moderators having some fun drama in 2019 or something. Because I had nothing to do, I just decided to translate the whole thing. Kinda forgot about it, and then found it on my PC a few days ago. Polished it up, and wanted to send it to you. Enjoy.

-Mr T from the A-Team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgNtDXjYDb0

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This proves once again the the zarty is the most stable splinter

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the last part of the maya comic dropped

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Maya will never be Aryan

Why does she insult pure Aryans such as Coco? She must learn her place as the cud of society.

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The topic is about Coco

We all know Coco as a naive and kind girl, but I don't think so, I believe that Coco's personality is a well-constructed mask that she created to protect her psyche after the tragedy. And her smile and not understanding what ADD is is an image that hides a suffering girl who still cannot accept the past and a new family. She can be compared to Trevor from GTA 5. He is seen by all the characters and the player as a psycho and maniacs, but this is just an image for everyone else to hide their real problems and injuries. Coco herself partially revealed her real face in Deel 5 after Maya's words.

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/co/omers trying to EPI zaryans?

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this gem will always be the absolute zenith of Zarteikultur

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XD

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'aya on the 'og

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https://www.mediafire.com/file/pem6yhx0e27xumf/ongezelligV2.zip/file
just finished moving all of my 'lig into one folder and wanted to share it
WARNING THERE IS NO FILENAMES AND THERE ARE A FEW DUPLICATES
i will make a V2 will all good posts on the orginal booru for zellig, shartys 'ru, yewtube, zartys 'ru and posts from here, ill probally add filenames to them aswell, i just dont have the time for that right now

(I am sorry, but there is some brimstone sod stuff in there, including somebody jerking off to Mymy. Edit your collection by removing all the sod/'p/coomerbait shit next time and I may allowed it on the site. God bless. -Zoot)

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Ooh, i can post something on sharty with VPN's proxies. Maybe its temporarily, but i'll give a shot.

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Would any of you chvds bleach Cleo?

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>>close friend
>According to who, out of curiosity? If darkie is the only one saying it, it should probably be taken with a grain of salt. For all we know, he could be a random fanboy that happened to be the closest one when Massa needed someone to set up the pisscord, and now darkie thinks they're bff's
>Empty space
>On a somewhate related note, stuff like this is why noone should bother with pisscords, it always ends up with the least suited people worming their way into power and subsequently devolve into clique shit, agenda pushing and mod fellating contests for powergrabs.
Another oldGOD trvthnvke I've accidentally found in a forgotten 4cuck thread

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Jean Marie Le Pen

I hate ongezellig

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Agugu

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Leakerald

Someone just leaked the emojis and stickers from 'donie
https://t.co/KnRgDz4yId

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upload massa and foenkie's photos to this to see what AI has to say about them
https://theyseeyourphotos.com/

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now that the 'artys doomsday clock has been set in motion i would like to say that i have always thought ongezellig was kino

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agugu

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so where did everyone go? it's dead on sharty, it's dead on here, where did all you niggers go?

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/Vera/

Post Veraralds

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I'm suicidal, but I don't want to just kill myself, I want to commit a mass shooting or stabbing before I'll die to become a saint like Payton Gendron and Skreewie.

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I'll just leave this for newfags, they won't understand, I know for sure.

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agugu gemeralds

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so, uh, that just happened

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December 15th preparation thread

>november 22nd, zoot "randomly" activates ID's on the /oc/ board out of the blue
>"accidentally" reveals zaryans' post histories on the year old /art/ general
>mentally prepares zaryans for the December 15th event in which everyones IP's + whole post histories will get revealed
>even if you used VPN's or switched IP's, they are still tied to the same useragent data so every single post you've ever made will be revealed and tied back to you
>zarty was a huge social experiment all along
How ready are (You) personally for the December 15th event?

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im new to this place what do i do

im an autist and i want to yap abt ongezellig to fellow autists can anyone help me with that

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Zaryan makes a solid point r/zellig and makes the mods piss themselves

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Do y'all think that BBC and BWC talk should be banned from the Zarty?
Unlike in the Sharty, where it's aimed towards adult women, zaryans usually say it towards the 'zellig sisters who are all underaged, the exception being Vera.
I know it's a joke and whatnot but it is 100% going to attract pedos to this place as a bunch of oldfags were already exposed to be nonces themselves. I'm afraid it might continue the stereotype of zaryans being pedos if this were to continue.

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Zellig Episode Idea #2

A fellow r/fuckcars resident comes over to the Netherlands and soyfaces over how heckkin awesome it is that Dutchland has ZERO (0!) cars around the country and how wholesome 100 is it that they're so eco-friendly with bikes and public transport. He meets up with Mymy, and while at first she's flattered to meet up with another fellow individual who is passionate about the Netherlands, it quickly turns into annoyance over how this guy is an insufferable, obsessed faggot for the place and has no other knowledge about its rich history other than it has no vehicles. She has find a way to get rid of him (because she agreed beforehand to be his personal tour-guide for that ego stroke or smthn) by sending him to Amsterdam; which is apparently like the Ghettos for Dutch people.
B plot is Coco and Maya doing some shit together, maybe go to the park and do some dance moves because she saw a cute boy break dancing there or some shit idk. Mymy meets up with them and she tells them what she did with that tourist, Coco guilts her into feeling bad and so now they gotta go back and find him. After searching they catch up with him, but as he's walking towards Mymy he unexpectedly gets RAMMED by a bus since he didn't look both ways beforehand and now he'll be hospitalized for the rest of the trip. As he's hauled off into an Ambulance he thanks Mymy for giving him the nice tour over how beutiful of a country the Netherlands is and that he has no hard feelings for what has happened to him, because FUCKCARS!!!1!!!1!ÖöÖöÖöÖ
The End.

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Planning to post Coco everyday on this thread

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2 bees over a sea

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Evrazian quads

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Whoever did this, thank you so much
Let the Agartha be upon ye :]

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Can somebody please behead elon musk

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do zaryans also like radiohead?

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I made a graph based on the visualizations of deel 1+2 about the popularity of ongezellig

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why is maya the least liked out of the trio?

i look like this and say this by the way

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Tiktok has been banned
Reelscacas are on suicide watch, GEG

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post adult agugu in this thread

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/soy/ 5000000 GET is coming. You WILL steal IT.

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I hate massa because he made 2/3s of the characters non-white.
Isn't the netherlands supposed to be white?
What is wrong with him?

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r/Ongezellig has fallen

Open r/ongezelliig
Sees post ACK

Bilions must downvote