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R: 2 / I: 0
Holy rasin its a 'zellig ARG
>attention grabbing image
R: 12 / I: 4

NSFW Ongezellig fanfictions, Need your opinion on this.

Uhh guys, isnt this a bad thing? I dont think i want people cooming to the zellig girls they are 16 after all, thus minors.
<Reddit space
Should we as a community do something about this or no? What do you think?
R: 14 / I: 2
>Hello my Ongezelligs! How are you on this Gemerald day?
R: 5 / I: 1
>Fuck de Nazis!!!
R: 68 / I: 24

CONCEPTWERKEN

A thread for zaryans with BIG IDEAS though lack the honed skillset and techniques (drawing, image editing, animation, video editing, etc) required to bring their visions to life, instead demanding that YOU do all the work. Though I sincerely hope my fellow plattelanders will have the decency to slap together a visual aid and/or go into some detail about what they want you to create for them.
<makes it more readable space
<makes it more readable space
<maakt het meer leesbare ruimte
As for my concept, it has to be perfect because this will be the single image gem that represents us by its very nature, the zem in front of all other zems, so i want you to ask yourself some questions going into this
so is it going to be nas mymy or ias mymy?
if nas what expression?
if ias what variant?
<id like to see different versions and see which one wins by natural selection
should the stroopwaffel be real or drawn?
<in 'zellig artstyle of course
should the continents just be orange or the flag in mymy's room or just green?
should i draw a CHVD kapitein koek for the body pillow?
do we disagree with having a hanged vantablack troonjak maya in our logo?
<I don't and I love maya but it needs a chuddy element, one that's also a troon/toscattle repellent that's also specific to us and plays off the sisters dynamics. I may be wrong but I don't think it can be anything else
or perhaps a different character for the octopus?
<nah lol
a different globe?
<it's an absolute requirement that it looks like it was drawn by studio massa and has Nederland at the centre, that is what you should look for
what should the text be?
<soyzellig.party Niets staat buiten onze omgeving because its more of a dslerald than niets ligt buiten ons bereik AND because the presence of more Os and Gs and a Z just makes it feel more dutch
but that's just my concept, what's yours?
R: 6 / I: 3
I like ongezellig, but i hate the fanbase.
Do you think this "short film" deserves better or let it go into complete chaos?
R: 5 / I: 0
xhey need cuddle
R: 2 / I: 0

Incomprehensible 'lig on the 'log

https://youtu.be/HYtsNG11wwY?si=Iz3brtvVm32Jp7qQ
R: 7 / I: 5
ITT we send 'lig OC we never completed or is work in progress
>but there's another thread like that already!
Can't find it doe
R: 13 / I: 2

It is coming to an end

>Triple peeb
>Bisexual "zaryan"
>Mothfag
>Shitcord screenshots
>Reddit screenshots
>Xitter screenshots
>VNfag 4cuck cord
>NJS troon
>Kate
>Reelcattle falling for the most obvious bait
>R/196-tier brimstone posts
>Zooru namedropping
>"I know its gay as fuck but"
>Nook
>Goonmeister
>Zuz
>/chud/
>Jeetbait
>Brapzilian
>Zzzchan brown migrant
>Dogfucker
>Pet nigger and Anonymous namefagging even after name field was removed
>Impending competition with reddits about who imports more shittok migrants
>"Guys lets raid rtroonland because they banned me and I cannot goon there anymore"
>Lorenzo returning on a vpn every week
>Everyone here is also on xitter
>No good posts since at least 12 hours
>All good threads swept aside by offsiter shitcords spamming bait
Welcome to nuzarty
R: 10 / I: 1
MORE GAPEJAK COCO EDITS NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
R: 14 / I: 3
reasons why coco is the best out of the three;
she's white
she's white
she's white
she's white
white
blonde hair
white
she's white
R: 19 / I: 6
EPIC ZARYAN VICTORY
1488 TRANNIES DEAD
THE UNVAWERING ZQRYQN SPIRIT
ZARYANS BTFO FAGGOTTROONCORDOFFSITERSKIKEDEMORALIZERSAMEFAGRAIDERNIGGERS
ZWABAG ZWABAG ZWABAG
YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL ZELLIG FAN. YOU HAVE NO ZEMS, YOU HAVE NO PASSION, YOU HAVE NO IMAGEBOARD. YOU ARE A BAND KID TWISTED BY (((THEM))) AND THE MEDIA INTO A CRUDE MOCKERY OF A ZARYAN’S PERFECTION.

ALL THE “VALIDATION” YOU GET IS TWO-FACED AND HALF-HEARTED. BEHIND YOUR BACK PEOPLE MOCK YOU. YOUR FELLOW FANS ARE DISGUSTED AND ASHAMED OF YOU, YOUR “FRIENDS” LAUGH AT YOUR REDDITESQUE APPEARANCE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

ZARYANS ARE UTTERLY REPULSED BY YOU. THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF SHITPOSTING HAVE ALLOWED ZARYANS TO SNIFF OUT FRAUDS WITH INCREDIBLE EFFICIENCY. EVEN PEOPLE LIKE R_TERRA WHO “PASS” LOOK UNCANNY AND UNNATURAL TO A ZARYAN. YOUR CHANNEL IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY. AND EVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO CREATE A SINGLE ZEM, A ZARYAN WILL TURN TAIL AND BOLT THE SECOND HE GETS A WHIFF OF YOUR BRIMSTONE, BELGIAN COAL.

YOU WILL NEVER GET RID OF US. YOU WRENCH OUT A FAKE SMILE EVERY SINGLE MORNING AND TELL YOURSELF IT’S GOING TO BE OK, BUT DEEP INSIDE YOU FEEL THE DEPRESSION CREEPING UP LIKE A WEED, READY TO CRUSH YOU UNDER THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT.

EVENTUALLY IT’LL BE TOO MUCH TO BEAR - YOU’LL BUY A ROPE, TIE A NOOSE, PUT IT AROUND YOUR NECK, AND PLUNGE INTO THE COLD ABYSS. NO ONE WILL FIND YOU, ZARYANS BEING RELIEVED THAT THEY NO LONGER HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE UNBEARABLE SHAME AND DISAPPOINTMENT OF PEOPLE SUCH AS YOU. THEY’LL BURY YOU WITH A HEADSTONE MARKED WITH YOUR ANTI-ZARYAN OBSESSION, AND EVERY PASSERBY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY WILL KNOW A REDDITOR IS BURIED THERE. YOUR BODY WILL DECAY AND GO BACK TO THE DUST, AND ALL THAT WILL REMAIN OF YOUR LEGACY IS A STAIN ON THE GLISTENING ZEMERALD OF THE ZARYAN COMMUNITY.

THIS IS YOUR FATE. THIS IS WHAT YOU CHOSE. THERE IS NO TURNING BACK.
R: 8 / I: 1
>Nelzon Mandela iz een Terroristische!!!
R: 3 / I: 2
>Ik zag mijn ouders vermoord worden en jij wilt zelfmoord plegen omdat ik populairder ben dan jij? Je wilt wel, maar je bent te bang, toch? Laat me je helpen.
drops Maya
R: 29 / I: 7
What would a American Ongezellig look like?
Would Mymy be some spic mutt who think she's white?
R: 8 / I: 2
i've noticed there's a captcha did something happen while i was gone?
R: 27 / I: 10
Canon
R: 12 / I: 4
Now i feel complete
R: 3 / I: 1
.
R: 13 / I: 3

Xitterald (?)

>Haven't watched this show yet but it looks adorable ngl
xittercacas finally knelt before us
R: 4 / I: 0
HOLY SHIT ITS MYMY
R: 3 / I: 1
What are you going to do about it, jews?
R: 27 / I: 11
built for image vectorization
R: 9 / I: 0

'Zellig spotted

We won, 'zellig won
5:28 https://youtu.be/u2gaASvGmDk
R: 10 / I: 2
Maybe, I would say “Salutations” or something like this, but I'm not that SalutationGOD.
R: 22 / I: 6
What phenotype would the zellig sisters be?
R: 20 / I: 6

Be honest

Do we really want Ongezellig to be continued? Or do we just like the idea of it being continued because we think that if it were to be continued, it's going to be how we expected it to be? Think about it. Massa doesn't like us. He denounced the Zarty. He refused to make a Patreon. He doesn't like having an International audience. And from the way I see it, had Ongezellig been continued, he would made it had certain woke qualities in it just to piss us off and filter us off of Ongezellig. So that, you know, it would be more easily marketable or carried by other studios.
What do you think?
R: 11 / I: 3

Tf is mymy doing in Tomoko

Bitch went to the wrong series
R: 16 / I: 3

What is the unjak'd version of terrajak?

The title/subject says it all.
R: 12 / I: 5

Rare Illustratie?

Was going through files and came across this one version of HikikoMymy on the left that's a bit brighter compared to the one released by Massa on the right.
>yeah it's cuz you edited it
I don't see why I would make a slightly brighter altercation of the original pic. Besides the colors seems to be tampered with as well so it's not just opening up 'Paint and boosting brightness a bit, some more deliberate edits were made it seems.
I don't remember where or how I got this pic, maybe a 4cuck thread from /co/on, but it's here now.
R: 2 / I: 2

Vera🤫🧏

am I the only one who’s like fuckin obsessed with Vera for some reason
I don’t know why
I just am
R: 2 / I: 0
zellig but in 60fps
R: 31 / I: 4
i can't stop having dreams and nightmares about ongezellig; my imagination keeps creating fake, non-existent episodes.
R: 3 / I: 0

What if I told you.

What if I told you that Update #130 was a hoax/social experiment (the reason for this is unclear to us) and that Unzellig was picked up by an animation studio (a big one, in fact). Sam, the team and the studio have worked long and hard on Unzellig for the remaining fans. (Dutch fans, at least. Sam despises you internationals). In order not to reveal what will happen in Ongezellig and in order not to reveal who I am, I will not say more, but I will leave it at this. Expect something to happen soon, very soon.
- Leakage

(Sorry if my English is poor, I used Google Translate, you know how that goes).
R: 20 / I: 7
i vill give mayar kruidnoten for valentine's day
R: 6 / I: 1
I think we should lynch Kapitein Koek he is a dirty nigger and Mymy loves ME, not him!
R: 9 / I: 5
my 'zellig got corrupted
R: 3 / I: 1
Are you afraid of nusoicacas doxxing you?
R: 36 / I: 9
Who would win in a fight?;
>All 3 Schoppenboer sisters
>evil dark lord foenkie
Dicuss zaryans
R: 85 / I: 28

Whiteboard Fox thread

Whiteboard Raiding thread specifically for the Zarty. Embed Zellig into every whiteboard you can find.
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/85753912-9459-4985
<
(https://wiki.soyjak.st/Whiteboard_raiding if you don't know how to raid)
R: 10 / I: 5
de-cordified a gif i found on the 'ru
R: 29 / I: 4
The sharty is full of retarded mouth breathers can I stay here
R: 6 / I: 4
does anyone have that AI voice clip of Maya and Tomoko playing fortnite
R: 18 / I: 4
should I kill my parents so I can become an orphan for an ongezellig reference?
R: 22 / I: 3
>3
R: 7 / I: 2
Which Sanrio character would each zellig girl autistically obsess over, and why is it Gudetama for Maya and Badtz-maru for Mymy?
R: 5 / I: 2
>dutch flag in the background
zartybros..
R: 39 / I: 10
coco inspired my wardrobe irl and now all my clothes are 50% brown 50% biege
R: 4 / I: 0
Had another dream about the fabled fan deel, i will force myself to make one if one dosen't come out by the end of this year.
R: 25 / I: 8

peeb abuse

Discuss various methods of abusing and torturing peebs ITT
R: 17 / I: 8
-Sleepy post-

Hey guys, I’m kinda sleepy n at work, can you guys share wholesome n cozy zellig posts to help a fellow Zaryan stay snug.
R: 53 / I: 11
>demonisch zwarte lul
R: 113 / I: 25
my favorite scene was when she said this:
>Well, here I am again. I tried my hardest, but in the end I guess I'm just… Ongezellig.
R: 10 / I: 4
Zelliged or Sod idea?
Sneed video for those who don't know: https://youtu.be/Xm57_92odRw?si=HVzlcM1iQAF8zPMJ
R: 2 / I: 0
Can anyone tell me how tf do you made ai zellig voice
R: 4 / I: 1
1 year of this zarty cultural heritage
https://youtu.be/vC7DDs_Y0cA?si=KAHCQjViI-utV417
R: 15 / I: 4
MI BOMBACLAAT
R: 27 / I: 10
>DUTCH ARE WIN BELIGIAN ARE LOSE IM NOT YAPANESE FUHHKKAH YOU ROUND EYE
Mymysissies really look like this AND say this!
R: 1 / I: 1
New Amsterdam will be liberated in your lifetime.
R: 12 / I: 5

New tranny dropped

Tranny who just found out about Ongezellig, minor, xhe draws porn and it's just a matter of time before xhe decides it would be a wonderful idea to make 'zellig porn, here's his strawpage
https://quinnipage.straw.page/
There's a script that lets you spam the images at
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/501886-strawpage-image-uploader (you need tampermonkey to run it)
Just get this faggot out of here, just like we did with the latinx tranny
R: 7 / I: 2
Where the fuck is everyone
R: 42 / I: 14
Zaryans, if there is anyone here who has access to Massadonië, please, can you search the chat history for a couple things, I really want to know what massadonie corders are saying about these:
1) Strange Hill High
2) Agugu
3) Zarty/soyzellig
4) Roos Terra
just search these terms and show us what is there, i'm dying to see what they talk about all day in their secret club
R: 6 / I: 4
today i played WarioWare D.I.Y.
R: 1 / I: 0
>The body was too short or empty.
R: 11 / I: 3

Mayapedos BTFO'd

>I KNEEL
>I SQUEAL
>MY HEADCANON ISN'T REAL

>I COPE

>I MOPE
>SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE

>I SIN

>I NEVER WIN
>I BELONG IN A TRASH BIN

>I JOB

>I'M A SLOB
>I AM TOO SHORT TO REACH THE DOORKNOB

>I SMELL LIKE A TRASH BAG

>I LOOK LIKE AN OLD HAG
>I AM, A MAYAFAG
R: 45 / I: 16
It isn't cool being racist it's was a sin
R: 29 / I: 9
And what are (You) doing on the kiked holiday of Valentine's Day?
R: 27 / I: 5
>I was browsing the 'arty, and the threads were coal-oal-oal
>Moved to /zellig/, and I saw some po-ost-osts
>Some 'teen was making 'ligs
>Posting them, "ZWABAG" he said
>Then the board's gone, no more /zellig/-lig-lig
>Froot mad, Ongezellig was kway culture
>That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening NAS
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>There's Mymys and Cocos
>And their zems will blow your mind
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>Zoot told us not to blow it
>Let the CP spam subside
>He told me
>Let the frogs ACK it
>Let chudcels browse it
>Let all the zaryans boogie
>I saw my 'lig posted on the booru-ru-ru
>Hey, that's a zem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh
>I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll harass a tranny on twitter too
>Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y
>The pedo's seething, he'll get banned tonight-ight-igh
>If he comes back I'll just report him out of spite
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>There's Mymys and Cocos
>And their zems will blow your mind
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>Zoot told us not to blow it
>Let the CP spam subside
>He told me
>Let the frogs ACK it
>Let chudcels browse it
>Let all the zaryans boogie
>-party, a zaryan's paradise
>There's Mymys and Cocos
>And their zems will blow your mind
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>Zoot told us not to blow it
>Let the CP spam subside
>He told me
>Let the frogs ACK it
>Let chudcels use it
>Let all the zaryans boogie
<Reddit chorus
R: 3 / I: 1
What would have happened if Massa had been more sinister and made Maya commit suicide in the deel 6?
R: 7 / I: 1
Happy Valentines day you lonely faggots. Post essential trucelcore to make the day go by easier.
R: 16 / I: 7
IM GONNA PUKE
R: 40 / I: 10

Maya, you are cringe

>Starts off by gooning to tentacle fetish porn
>Coco greets and talks to Maya
>It turns out Maya created makeshift tape and stop sign just to stay away from Coco. Her own sister.
>Coco kindly asks whether or not she wants to work the project (WITH HER) that could have just prevented all of her problems in the first place
>Bolts away from her like a nigger
>Mymy playfully talks with her and just having fun
>Disregards everything she said entirely and talks like a neurotic redditor
>Mentions her deranged incest tranime porn addiction
>Doesn't do the project despite having 2 SISTERS talking about it back to back
>Doesn't ask any of her sisters on what the project is even about or how to work on it
>Her actions led to Coco making a project based on
(Fast forward to when they are making the
new presentation)
>Coco and Mymy wants to work on their presentation together.
>Insists that she wants to do it on her own
>Wastes all her time and procrastinated like a retard while her sisters finished their presentations in time
>Goes back to her sisters with her tail between her legs
>Begs for their help after shoving them away
>Despite that, Mymy literally finishes her ENTIRE presentation on her own despite a small amount of time
>Mymy wants to start a small talk, and Maya can't answer any of it
>She could've just answered honestly about all of her problems to her 2 sisters that wants the best for her
>But instead she tries to get away from her sisters again. What is she even planning to do? She knows she can't do it on her own
>Maya asks why is it that her sisters wants to help her. And Coco gives her an honest answer. A reality check.
>Spergs out and blurts out about how Coco's parents were raped and killed by communist bantus
>Coco is obviously pissed off about this and crashes out
>Says a half-assed apology and runs away while Coco is holding back her tears and her emotions
>Maya runs to the toilet and suicide baits her own imaginary friends like a tranny
>Cusses out Coco on how she is much more successful than her (nigger mindset)
>She finally realized her predicament, runs out, and then Coco is the one that apologized
>Presents the presentation that was entirely made by Mymy
>Goes home and immediately starts gooning again
>Her sisters asks her if she wanted to play a board game with her and pushes them away AGAIN
I'd understand if you were to like her from a fictional character standpoint. But Maya is a terrible person. The reason why she doesn't have any friends is because of her own behavior.
R: 7 / I: 2
Do you think each one is Ongezellig in different ways?
R: 5 / I: 1
>japansterdam
R: 32 / I: 9

Pedophile freak

REPORT RAPE AND KILL THIS PEDOPHILE
https://x.com/SpiritofHHpast
THERE'S 'P BEWARE OF CLICKING WITHOUT BEING PREPARED FOR WHAT YOU'LL SEE
You'll need to report the general account for
Child safety>sexualition of minors
It's also an obvious alt account so 'xing might not be doable
R: 22 / I: 7
Listen, everyone. Why do we harbor animosity and hate towards minorities? They have done nothing to deserve such treatment. I challenge you to recall a negative encounter you've had with a Black person—most of you will likely say you've never had one, while a few may reference a trivial incident, like some black kid stole your crayon in kindergarten. Trans individuals, too, are generally peaceful and compassionate. Let’s focus on love and acceptance, setting aside harmful stereotypes. Instead of division, let's cultivate friendship and togetherness! Imagine gathering on a large couch to enjoy 'Ongezellig'—celebrating our differences while embracing our common humanity while eating stroppwafels! Thank you for hearing me out.
R: 4 / I: 1
mymy big ah forehead lul
R: 4 / I: 1
Can someone tell me any current events on the sharty
R: 8 / I: 1
she's perfect
R: 13 / I: 2
Ongezellig's third peak of popularity has come to an end.
Do you think this last peak was beneficial or harmful to the community?
R: 2 / I: 0
Soyzellig Party?
more like..
NothingEverHappensChan™
R: 5 / I: 1
>The Zarty has no cult-….
R: 9 / I: 2
Our boy Eduardo is literally being pooped on by the 'arty
Help him out NOW
https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/171669.html
R: 8 / I: 5
never forget
Mayar from.selling
R: 64 / I: 19
'ore accurate mymy
R: 19 / I: 4
Zaryans, you don't know how much I NEED to kill myself
R: 4 / I: 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptFAmhvCqtg
eradicate this forced brimmy
R: 3 / I: 0
What if you go to the North Pole?
R: 78 / I: 18

Maya is the most huggable character of all time

maya is the most huggable character of all time. from the show we learn all about her and her troubles and listen to her thoughts and emphasize/relate for/to her, wanting to hug her is the best course of action. cuddling maya would make her feel safe and loved while feeling she found the person she truly loves. appearance wise it would really enchance the experience, her blushing all the time is a reminder to how warm she'd be in your arms and hearing the soft breathing breaking the silence would be comforting. her hair could use some work as running your fingers through them wouldnt be very easy but if you encourage her to shower it'd be nicer. overall maya itd be amazing to hug maya to make her feel wanted so this is why i hold a maya bodypillow every night and keep living with the goal of having a robot maya wife in the future
R: 33 / I: 4
I become deeply upset when people here post - or even just allude to - ongezellig pornography. Ongezellig has been a major part of my life. It has helped me through difficult times, has shaped my life philosophy, and has done far more for me than other people ever have. I view the characters not as friends or acquaintances - we have, after all, never met - but instead almost as a part of me.

Thus, to see them reduced to mere objects to serve your bodily lust is nothing short of a travesty. I am usually reasonably good at empathy, but such an act simply stirs my emotions too much for me to be able to "live and let live" or anything similar. The best I can do is ignore it, and that isn't much of a solution - especially when it is waved in front of my face by fellow posters here.

I hate that I am posting this, because I know that people reading this who have sexualised 'zelligs may feel unnecessarily guilty for my sake. Well, an open message to anyone reading this: if you care even slightly about my plight, please, I beg of you, don't post anything here related to 'zellig pornography, and don't encourage or respond to others who do. I've no doubt there are plenty of other places on the internet far away from the eyes of overly sensitive fools such as myself.
R: 36 / I: 6
Attention Zaryans
Deel 7 just dropped

"Mymy chuds een school neer"
R: 16 / I: 4
>bvilt for bbc
R: 15 / I: 3
Favourite deel?
R: 10 / I: 2
>As you can see, I have recently taken hostage of one of your dutch noblewomen!
R: 26 / I: 7
What would their disabilities be?
R: 30 / I: 10
>someone's actually making a agugu parody of 2 babies 1 fox from 764 groups
Fuck my stupid chud life, actually killing myself…
R: 7 / I: 0
Soyzellig.party:
>Total posts: 4,109
>Unique posters: 317
>Active content: 820.37 MB
thefrogpond.org:
>Total posts: 4,261
>Unique posters: 327
>Active content: 221.96 MB
you're getting there
R: 11 / I: 3
Project ROY Art Server discord archive (not the ROY server where they make the comics THOUGH)
https://mega.nz/file/NUwyADLR#Mz1OsIl2T1xp6uOqJCSLxN3pbWUF4YK5cuVf4VeJF20
rest in piss niggers!