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how?

what do they use to make these songs? i want to make 'zellig songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30DwpIzPbZ4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg2bsfakyyU
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ppppppppppppppp

(my art) don't mess with mymy
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Ongezellig Timeline

We need to make an Ongezellig Timeline, or if there is, send it
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Newest Shitstone plebbit just dropped

We should raid it or something
https://www.reddit.com/r/Ongezellig_irl/
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Varg Vikerens made this comment

this cost me 6.6mil ink for an drawing I made this shit
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>NOOO YOU CAN'T BROWSE SOYZELLIG, IT'S HECKIN EVIL EVEN THOUGH IT'S THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU CAN HAVE A NORMAL DISCUSSION ABOUT THE SHOW, BUT IT'S JUST HECCIN EVIL OKAY!?!?!
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OP has autism denial disorder btw

We all once watched the zellig for the first time. The first impressions, received during the viewing process, are undoubtedly priceless. And I would like to share one of these with (You).

The first month I got acquainted with the series, I sincerely thought that Maya was Flemish (just the Dutch but living in Belgium). Everything (Mymy in particular) on the screen led the viewer to this conclusion. Light (green) eyes and quite white skin (if more concretely, in the first deel it was rather slightly swarthy, like the Southern Europeans, and throughout the entire show, her skin doesn’t really stand out, specifically in comparison with Coco’s tan face, which makes us think of just an inappropriate palette rather than the literal skin color). This, albeit is far-fetched, “Flemishness” gave some charm to the known character. Really, I still don't get why Massa did Maya as mutt only for “muh lack of any ethnic self-identity” while he could not only make her Flemish, but also justify constant statements of different personnages about Maya’s “Belgian bornness”, it actually wouldn’t affect Maya as a character with extreme socialization problems and even give integrity to the picture of the Schoppenboer family (including Coco and Mymy, of course). Ultimately, one of you could argue, that this would “undermine” scenes with a clear Indonesian subtext, but in this case it would be essentially a reverse version of what we have now.

Even if we don't discount her Indo origins, it wouldn't hurt for her to just have tangible Flemish roots to the show will get more logical in context of its racial Santa-Barbara with 83 zelligions of ethnic and sub-ethnic minorities related with the Netherlands.

>Picrel: Flemish SS-Legioner.
R: 5 / I: 1
We're taking 'zellig to the streets
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>mymy jumping with joy when she sees BWC
R: 27 / I: 11
>Ongezellig gets me interested in Dutch history
>reads wikipedia page on Dutch colonization of Indonesia
>some Dutch gave the Indonesian women their BWC resulting in Eurasian offspring known as the "Indo people"
>300,000 of these Indos moved to the Netherlands immediately after Indonesian independence
>Maya is implied to be an "Indo" based off the Indonesia map behind her in the classroom

Is Maya basically the Dutch variant of a mestizo?
R: 6 / I: 1

What to do with my money

I want to put my money useful into something zellig related, make it reasonable, pay someone to make an actual good aryan edit of zellig, anything i need ideas
R: 18 / I: 2

Rarely does my chuddy heart find something adorable, but this is just overload

deel 6 last scene btw
R: 10 / I: 6
>Maya peebs or something
R: 3 / I: 0
Henk.
R: 1 / I: 1
FACT: I stomp nigger's heads in when I'm on my no-goon streak to quell my vril
R: 3 / I: 2
Koos is confirmed to be Russian…
Kuz = Koos
R: 3 / I: 2
new brimstone
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Slavic schizo rant

I think we all know the fact that all main characters in 'zellig are from countries related to netherlands historicaly (no shit sherlock)
>Maya is from indonesia wich used to be a dutch colony, Mymy calls her belgian wich was also dutch
>Mymy is from japan, because netherlands was the only western country japan decided to trade with when japan was in isolation
>Coco is from south Africa wich also used to be dutch for a while, also entirety of aficans is based on dutch language.
So here is the thing, we dont know the nationalities of background characters, wich brings me to my talking point:
THERE NEEDS TO BE A SLAVIC CHARACTER IN ONGEZELLIG
And i MEAN needs.
If you know anything about Peter the great (the first empreror of my homeland) Is that aside from draining swamps, building a big ass navy, killing Swedes and Turks is that he REALY liked the country of Netherlands, so much so the russian flag is based on the dutch flag (real fact btw, i am not being ironic in this antire rant a single time) so considering that pan slavic colours are based on the the biggest slavic nations flag,
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spin
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Janitor applications.. open!

Hello loyal and trusted Zaryans.
Today we have decided that within the next 72 hours, if you have a good enough post history and you write an email to zartyappeals@gmail.com, you might be the lucky winner of a janitor position (you do it for free). Follow the provided footsteps and you will become an official janitor.
Now, why? We have been a bit short on jannies when it comes to amerimutt hours, some time ago malicious links had been up for 4 entire hours due to lack of mutt jannies.
So, step up and be counted, show the world that you're a man.
God bless!

Applications are now closed, thanks a lot to all who applied!
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does anyone have some pics of mymy with a transparent background? kinda like this one? i need it for an edit
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.

“Mother looking at me
Tell me what do you see?
Yes, I've lost my mind.
Daddy looking at me
Will I ever be free?
Have I crossed the line?„ ~ Tatu. All The Things She Said
R: 5 / I: 1
zelliggggggggggggg armyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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'zellig snuck into school yet again
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mymy drawing
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wip
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Transmission from the year 2039

This message i posted on july 6 of 2039, then sent into the timesender.
7 past interplatforms it will go to, including this one, what it now is. The finality admin, the sixth one took over the soyparty 5 years due this message.
He milked the gems dry, the coal growed strenghtier.
As of the 24 of september of 2036 the interplatform known as soyparty.com, as former Soyjak.party had been milked dry of gems.
With no gems to send, all activity de-expressed.
The interplatform is almost dead, a finality of image boards.
Remember of this message, as once the admin whose name begins with an L and ends with a E takes over, it is all done with and the bjornstones with be let flown.
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Vera is a Ashkenazi Jewish QUEEN
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Send all of your Ongezellig Art/Wallpapers

Share your ongezellig art, let your creativity shine
>No NSFW
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while researching the history of Antwerp, i found that in Belgian folklore, there was a Giant called "Anti-Goon" who cut off people's hands to stop them from gooning.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antigoon
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Spam this disgusting pedophile yurifag with anti-faggot stuff and dox him if possible. https://x.com/lorenzo537265
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Guys, was trying to replicate Massa's artstyle. Am i doing this good? Not sure
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Where do you stand Zaryans? (Spoiler: I know none of you found 'assa pre-zellig here)
Also what else should I add if I'm missing anything in relation to zellig and the sharty?
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Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Whos your favourite namefag?
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GARTIC PHONE

HOSTING GARTIC PHONE
ZARYANS ARE WELCOME TO JOIN
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01e1660131
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OPEN ANOTHER ONGEZELLIG MINECRAFT SERVER

We, as Zaryans, need to come together as a community to open up an Anarchy Minecraft Server.
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Lore information nobody cares about

Erhmmmm… Did you know that Mymy was an autist from the beginning? I mean, users in the comment section was joking about her for acting like she was autistic. Then Massa used it in the show, gived Mymy a replica where she said Maya is a "healthy and lively autist".
R: 9 / I: 2
>be me browsing zarty
>janny applications open up
>i send an email
>"We analyzed your post history and saw that atleast 50% of your posts involve colored cocks, but we're desperate so"
>i get the janny discord link
>i join, in the member list i see 17 people including Zoot, Zuz and some other people i surprisingly recognize like r_terra and mikebullet
>i notice a channel named #csam
>All 17 mods discussing ways of kidnapping and raping children, pages and pages of cp
>i get scared and leave the server
>i get dm'd with my house address, "You betrayed us and you will suffer the consequences"
>go outside obviously scared
>a man named Zoll arrives and blows my face off with a shotgun
does this ever happen to you?
R: 4 / I: 1

Mymy comes back to her roots

So I'd like to make an AI song (made picrel myself just for it) but seems like every Mymy's AI sounds like a strangled cat trying to give birth to a demon, any good AI dataset and/or website that I could use?
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add /caca/
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Attention this is a continuation of the topic:

https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/26708.html

Guys, I think I found something! This church could be added by Masse as an Easter egg, as this temple may be modeled after Van Gogh's church in Etten-Leur. I suspect that the action of "Ongezellig" could take place in Brabant, but the easiest way would be to simply ask Massa himself where the action of this universe takes place. If someone is bored, they should also look for a similar church in smaller towns on Google Earth - it would make the investigation easier.
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what happened to this site? why is there so many weirdos and pedos? why is there barely any gems? why is there so much weirdposting about the 16 year old zellig girls? what we are seeing on this site is what zellig is gonna be for the rest of time since there's not gonna be anymore genuine fans after they all leave this shit behind: a bunch of cord trannies and pedos gooning to little girls.

It's not easy trying to clean the site when Da Joos want you to do useless things like (((education camps))) and throw stupid life stuff at you. Even with how far chuds have come, pedogoonerfags are harder to eradicate. We're still doing our best to solve this, but it's getting much more difficult to do as time passes.
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kill this nigger
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Post a 'Zellig character and what music they would listen to. I'll start with Mymy
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Is this the same thing with zelligniggers?

What is this post mane ☠
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>We will have flying BBCs in 50 years in the future o algo
<No. We will be using more computational power than was required to render the Cars (2006) movie to synthesize a low quality AI voice of a Korean girl playing a Japanese girl pretending to be a Dutch girl reading out skibidi toilet lore.
https://voca.ro/1ewxABqefoUI
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We need MILLIONS to watch Ongezellig

I've made a plan. Mass produce tiktok videos with Ongezellig videos and an ASMR video to keep the brainless people watching. Eventually all the fags will get washed out eventually.
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You guys are pedos
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What if I gave Massa a $100k to his Dutch Patreon or whatever the fuck? Would it cure his nigger aids and he'll get off his ass to continue with the show or what?
R: 6 / I: 1

Proving that Cleo is of African descent

There is a picture where it shows Cleo's information (below)
It says she was born in Willemstad, which is a city in Curaçao.
Curaçao is basically Dutch Jamaica and almost all of the Curaçao citizen have African ancestry
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro-Cura%C3%A7aoans
>Afro-Curaçaoans are people from the island of Curaçao of fully or partially African descent. They make up the majority of Curaçao's population.
Now explain to me why Coco is close friend with her
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Is there a chance that the fags will stumble across Ongezellig and tear it down? I've been thinking about this for some time. What're the chances of this show going mainstream
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Actual continuity error

I noticed a legit continuity error, according to the student file ,(included) Maya's birthday is September 21st, 200x, BUT, on the Maya's sweet 16 comic, the last panel(also included) depicts the weather as being cold and overcast.
Cmon massa we know you can do better
R: 6 / I: 0
>tfw Maya's only future is literally that one hentai comic about a girl's life going into a downward spiral of drugs, prostitution and STDs after High School
R: 6 / I: 0
I did some digging and found some pretty surprising result related to the popularity of Ongezellig
Apparently. The word grew in popularity in September 2023 (around that time a popular Russian cartoon reviewer would review ongezellig) and then it hit its peak of popularity in April 2024
Now its decreasing in popularity
Do you think we should keep going with popularizing Zellig by getting cartoon youtube reviewers to review ongezellig?
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/r/

Anyone got the one where Cleo is doing the 2 middle fingers? I need it thanks
R: 3 / I: 1
Massa updated his website again
https://www.studiomassa.nl/
What it looked like before: https://web.archive.org/web/20240106093201/https://studiomassa.nl/
What could this mean fellow Zaryans?
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>Me and my only female friend, both 17
>Told me yesterday that she broke up with her bf
>He doesn’t want along d’stance relationship and saw some pretty girl on the Metro or something
>Cried to me on phone for 10 minutes
>Today they reconciled

Is this what I’m missing out while playing Hearts of Iron all day Zaryans? Is this the teenage love Hollywood and Country music promised? Should I try to go out with hopes of finding a girl like Mymy? Or should I ask my grandma to find me an illiterate mormon girl from Utah? Where is our generation headed?
R: 5 / I: 1

Strange Pastebin I found

Posted on May 8th, 2019: https://pastebin.com/yKvRnsze
Google Translated:
>Dear Sir/Madam,
<
>This Context is optional, but certainly helpful:
<
>Until recently I was the main administrator of the Community server of the Dutch Youtuber Studio Massa. During my position there I fought against a number of alt-right trolls who shared a lot of politically extremist stuff. Studio Massa, the youtuber and owner of the Server, has been inactive for half a year, takes no responsibility for the Server, refuses to give up ownership and does not offer any staff member assistance by publicly choosing a side. Because of this I got stuck between his wishes / those of the good half of the community and those of the other half (the trolls), which made me overstressed and paranoid. Those same trolls abused the inactive owner to slowly make the community distrust me, which eventually made me voluntarily step down because it became too much for me mentally (exactly according to their intentions). Despite being away from there for a few months now and focusing on my own community where drama has no place, I still get negativity almost daily, and since a few days I know why: The banned extremist trolls have set up a Shadowserver where they collect as much information about me and a few others as possible, expose it and actively spread hate to new and old members of the Studio Massa Community; despite the fact that I have been away from there for months. The owners of that shadowserver allow everything even if it violates the discord TOS, so the existence of this Server is extremely harmful to everyone relevant to Massadonia.
End of Context.
<
>I have two general questions based on this context.
<
>1. Regarding the Mainserver: How is Discord looking at a Server that slowly becomes "a loose cannon" by an owner who has explicitly chosen to become inactive and not transfer ownership to anyone else. In principle, a community and its staff are then doomed to fight it out themselves in the most dramatic ways possible in the event of any fragmentation, as I have unfortunately experienced myself.
<
>2. Regarding the Shadow Server of the banned members: What is the best way to report a Server with multiple Discord TOS violations of multiple types? After a week of analyzing the Server, I have created a spreadsheet with almost all mild to severe TOS violations in the Shadow Server (ID: 523967300173430813). I have added this as an attachment for context, but this does not have to be an official report. But since I can only report 1 user, 1 type of TOS violation and 1 message at a time, I wonder if there is a better way to report this.
<
>You have my sincere gratitude for spending your time to answer my questions (possibly with the help of the context). Please take your time for an answer or follow-up, and if you need more information, please do not hesitate to ask.
<
>Kind regards,
<
>Michael "MikedeKokkie" de Kok, former admin of Massadonia
TL;DR (based on the translated text): This appears to be a 2 party conversation between admin Mike and someone who is not explicitly named, but they appear to be a former admin of the server. They talk about how they had "fought against a number of alt-right trolls who shared a lot of politically extremist stuff." and that these same trolls would "harass" them and that they formed a "Shadowserver" where they collect as much information about them and others as possible, expose it and actively cause discourse to new and old members of the Studio Massa Community. Mike then questions some of the stuff this person brings up as concern.
That begs the question of who is this "Shadowserver" of trolls that have attempted to scrape info and harass one of the admins there into leaving and pester the rest of the community before soyteens did? (Reminder the "Hi again /qa/ bros" spammer didn't post on /qa/ until around August, 2021)
This may be related to >>27160, but the months are so far off from each other it's hard to say.
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>driveable gooks
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Can someone please draw Coco and Barend Strydom holding up a large AWB flag together. It'd fit very well because they're both based Aryan South African racists
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Wholesome or something
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do you think she is cute?
R: 6 / I: 1
'zellig is dead because i said so and the novelty wore off or something
R: 0 / I: 0

Oh no a frog

Now your day is ruined
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i like to look under mymy's dress in the model, it makes me feel great, when i'm in the bad mood, i always do that, i recommend you to do the same, i want to run her over with a car while singing EURO-PA-PA, EURO-PA-PA and wave european schengen's flag around.
R: 2 / I: 1

/TV/ 200000000 GET IS COMING

YOU WILL STEAL IT!
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=tv&get=200000000&chan=4chan
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>O SAAR COCO IM BOUTA CUM o algo
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I do wonder why this is the case.

Your 'sponse, Zaryans?
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4CUCK'S /VT/ 77777777 GET IS APPROACHING

PREPARE TO STEAL IT!
https://4chan.org/vt/
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=vt&get=77777777&chan=4chan
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Are the buildings in the background based on an actual location? Can we geolocate them? Also, what is Zoey reading?
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Hate nazis love ongezellig
simple as kek
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One More Shot

Did it get deleted?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53136580
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/vt/ get is coming up, you VVILL steal it, and you VVILL post a picture of Mymy in /lig/ because it would be funny
https://boards.4chan.org/vt/thread/77768742
R: 2 / I: 0

Translated comics

Translated a random comic I found on deviant art with google if you have any translated comics yourself post them. "confusionandcreation" is the artist if interested.
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2b2t takeover

2b2t, a kind of niche Minecraft Server, could be used to spread Ongezellig. For starters mostly,everyone on 2b2t are no lifes and are chuds. Yes there are some fags on 2b but its a fraction of the people. Second, they are a very enclosed group. Unlike every other faggot community, 2b2t came from late 4chan and worrying about trannies taking over Ongezellig isn't going to happen. To spread the word the best way is to make maparts, they are Minecraft maps that you can put designs on, we can ace these maps in the most populated areas on the server. There ARE some cons to this though. First, if you dont want to wait hours in their "queue" you can pay 20$ to skip the line whenever you want for a monthly fee, or a single time purchase for a month. Second, we need materials, there is a duplication glitch though. There are many talented people 2b2t and if we spread to there, Ongezellig might be better than ever, and wont be popular enough to get raided by faggots outside
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Them arguing again…
-Vera Persijn
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Someone on /co/ paid for another ad spot on Time Square (Nigga that's NUTS!)
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>Here is some extremely boring information about my life
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mymy

Mymy is the type of person, that would say the N-word in the midle of the good game of Tf2. She wouldn't be banned because she is a girl!
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austinball.. your response?
R: 6 / I: 1
>ongezellig mentioned
Hi fed
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Efteling theme park 🌷🇳🇱🎡🎢
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Zaryan

May I please have a water
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This guy is so obsessed bruh 🤣💀
These comments are from deel 1+2 btw
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https://drawiki.com/ongezellig

ann1 wna join?
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KILL FAGGOTS
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Third time's the charm

Extended this guy's stuff
https://youtu.be/v7FcDtVKKa0?si=0bzWeLEL-khI7PcY

He isn't exactly keyed but I thought this unfinished animation of his was gemmy

>Timed-out

>Not a WebM file
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Maya

Am I the only one who thinks that Maya is hot?
R: 5 / I: 3
Are there any AI models/sites that can turn the girls into old style oil paintings like from William van Oranj (aka Stille Willem)'s time in the 1500s? Would be really gemmy imo
R: 3 / I: 1
>_gussywussy
>mutual servers
>"Neco Zone"
>"Kittens"
Erm… what the sigma?
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>trooncord woke up
FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK PRIDE MONTH, FUCK NIGGERS WHO SUPPORTS THIS EVENT
<le reddit space
/ZELLIG/ WIN
/LGBT/ LOST
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dude holy shit do NOT download this webm file >>26017 it's cursed. i don't know what this janny/mod did to this video, but it breaks windows
so My PC has been running way too slow, and making noises, and the windows file explorer kept glitching out, the thumbnails of files not showing up, sometimes straight up not being able to open files, it was getting so annoying. this shit went on for 3 days. i finally checked the running processes and a proces called "COM surrogate" was using like 1 GB of memory for some reason. i investigated this, and apparently COM surrogate is a windows process and it's using so much memory because it keeps trying to create a thumbnail for a video file, but it fails every time so it gets stuck on this loop over and over while clogging the memory. i used something called processexplorer to discover which video file was causing this problem, and found out it was "soyzellig mod interface.webm" , i saved it 3 days ago because i wanted to keep the video of what soyzellig's mod interface looks like. and upon discovering this file, i couldn't delete it either. to delete it, i had to restart the computer in safe mode, and then i was finally able to get rid of it. this shit took me 3 whole days to figure out. i had no idea you could break someones's pc with a webm file like that. we could weaponize this somehow
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Hey, do any of you Zaryans have the other variants of these? I'm trying to complete my collection
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Zaryans of xitter, please, stop posting OCs.
Nobody is interested in your delusional characters which haven't any connection with zellig
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Why did they ban me for saying this?
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Sketches of coco and kiki (and cato's juicebox)
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I just realized…
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/floydzellig/