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R: 32 / I: 3
>tfw no Mymy gf to kiss under the mistletoe on Christmas day
R: 6 / I: 0
I miss the Ongezellig fandom of 2023; the pilot hadn't been canceled yet and there was a lot of anticipation, plus there wasn't as much yuribait on TikTok.
R: 220 / I: 79

Gemmy gems you VILL READ!!!

I recently dove cock first into fanfictions, most of them are vantablack niggerhell, but these are gemmies that YOU VVILL READ

Death & Reborn: A bone-chilling, spine-tingling, genre-redefining, character-driven ZEMERALD of Maya failing to ACK herself after feeling guilty for BEATING THE CLITTY OUT OF COCO or something: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62666986/chapters/160421989

Reunion: Takes place 10 years after the pilot or something with the family reuniting o algo, and Coco and Mymy get Maya to stop being a CLITTYCELL and go outside: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64015864/chapters/164218912

Hoi Maya: Maya ACKed herself and Coco keeps writing letters to her cause SHE WON'T TAKE HER MEDS!!!!!: https://archiveofourown.org/works/67132486

EVERYTHING ELSE I EITHER HAVEN'T READ OR IS VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE!!!!!
R: 32 / I: 4

/fic/ fanfiction general

post your shitty fanfictions here because there isnt a dedicated thread (at least not one i could find that was purely dedicated to it)
R: 59 / I: 25

Copium by an average East-European zaryan

I'll do a sketch of (((my))) perception of 'zellig (Coco in particular), which, obviously, is absolutely true and correct™.

So, the most pressing issue in the Zarty is the posotion of the three Shoppenboer sisters about TND. Only Coco supports the friendliest attitude towards nigger girl from they class, but this is only a superficial fiction. If you know the 'zellig lore, you should know that her parents died as a result of the South African "lé rofles" against white farmers. She herself was also born into a family of such farmers. This, basically, explains her chastity and "simplicity", which we can notice in her rejection of technology (ABSOLUTELY BASED according to our good polish friend Ted Kaczyński). Coco's consciousness is as pure as possible from modern anti-white (((propaganda))). She grew up among white people. Her entire inner (manya-)world is the world of white people: Her opponents and allies in rugby tournaments are white (belgians and dutch I mean). Her adoptive father is white (perhaps her stepmother is also white, but only half). Maya is white (most likely, mischling of the 2nd degree according to the Nüremberg laws). Mymy, although Japanese, tries to appear like a white dutcg. Most of her (I mean Coco's) surroundings are also white. She lives in an ordinary dutch province, and not in a megapolises like Amsterdam. She clearly does not know about the perversions and degradation that are happening in the heart of her second fatherland. However, this white manyaworld fell apart into before and after due to the very incident when "those of a certain skin color" killed her parents. She will never forget this "color". I believe that her internal racism is hidden by her just like the whole memory of her boer past, and therefore she simply does not want to remember that tragedy. But it seems completely nonsense to me that her "ideal dream guy" in her mind looks like an churka/khach/kaffir/chink/kike/other subhuman and not like the stereotypical SS soldier from nazi posters.

Summarizing, (((myth))) about "Coco built for BBC" has been destroyed by Lé trivial logic. Total Zaryan Victory, comrades.
R: 17 / I: 5
nu lig variant
R: 59 / I: 30

jiggie.fun thread

Solve puzzles or something
https://jiggie.fun/zellig (permanent link, may make temporary rooms later)
R: 27 / I: 11
do you regret your decision?
R: 3 / I: 0

I have an idea zaryans

I recently bought myself an old jewpanese boombox with a feature of recording tapes, should i get an empty tape and record ongezellig on it?
R: 3 / I: 0
Zaryans, how come Mark Zuckerberg the jew allow so much kike hatred to exist on instagram? I mean it is gemmy that one of the biggest social media platforms is so chuddy now, instagram users are more racist than 4cuckers at this point, and zoomers are getting redTrqthpilled of zoiets. But why is this stuff allowed to spread on instagram when every other platform would ban it for hecking antisemitism? What could be this kike's endgame?
R: 7 / I: 4
>it's painful when waifufags pretend like they obsess over teenage girls for innocent, romantic activities like "snuggling" and "sharing hot chocolate". we all know what you really wish to get out of it. your autistic fantasies are a result of stunted mental development and early exposure to cartoon pornography. you will never bring happiness to anyone, no girl will ever look at you and find you attractive, and the world is better without you in it, and it's not because you're physically ugly (although you almost certainly are), it's because your rotten, porn sick soul is ugly, and you will never fix it because you're too childish and narcissistic to even recognize that it's ugly.
R: 155 / I: 45
i'm gonna tear my fucking eyes out how the fuck do artists do this shit i'm way too shakey man
R: 32 / I: 10
i want to snuggle and share hot chocolate with Mymy while she rests her head on my shoulder and we watch the snow fall outside
R: 204 / I: 104

confession thread - nuzarty edition

Last time this happened it was kinda interesting
Confess on this website because jannies see your post history https://zaryans.straw.page/
Yes it will be coal
R: 20 / I: 2
Zaryans how does it feel to have our culture spread out to the far corners of the internet, virtually knowing that your action /here/ was fundamental in shaping the zeitgeist of the wider internet
For me it feels cathartic but nothing will beat posting alongside 10-20 other autists shitposting about BWC or whatever on a formerly niche soysphere, I hope that Massa even in his own denial might have considered the possibility of someone outside of the Redditlands actually loving his work, but that we shall never know
R: 1 / I: 0
massacacas…
R: 25 / I: 5
SNCA but i got a zellig GET on /soy2/
R: 5 / I: 0
I wish stan was real so I could spend time sitting next to him in a sauna…
R: 66 / I: 11

Zarty Awards 2025 Nomination

Good day everyone! I would like to host a special end-of-the-year event for every Zaryan, called the "Zarty Awards 2025."
>AWARDS SPACE
The Zarty Awards is a special awards ceremony to celebrate the many zems Zaryans have created in the year 2025. I would be hosting this myself with the help of a few other special guests (which will be announced later on), and I'd like to invite you all to nominate candidates you wish to vote for in every category.
>AWARDS SPACE
So far these are the categories I have in mind (final presentation order may change on the awards ceremony):
1. Zem of the Year
2. Best Zellig Girl
3. Best Deel
4. Best Thread
5. Best Pinned OC
6. Best Studio Massa Project
7. Best YouTuber
8. Best Video
9. Best Song
10. Best Comic
11. Best Game
12. Best Game Mod
13. Best IRL Zem
14. Best Admin
15. Best Zaryan
16. Favorite Pet Nigger
17. Best Zarty Hatestone
18. Best NAZ
19. Best Agugu
>AWARDS SPACE
Please suggest any other categories you like me to add in as well.
I'll be accepting suggestions starting today until December 10, and once it's closed I'll be opening up the strawpoll later on next week.
<AWARDS SPACE
I hope you guys could join in the fun and enjoy
R: 35 / I: 7
Onion dweller is a ‘cordfail

leaks I compiled frrrom a server known as shalomistan: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pkapioepaZrjZuyl4dNtDEhVocdJEgy77BaICcuSg8g/edit?usp=sharing
Not sure if anyone would care, yet I am still posting it rrrregardless. I will also be leaking more Zelling ‘cords in the future
R: 11 / I: 5
>You used to call me on my phone
>Anywhere you need my love
R: 36 / I: 21
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear Potgieter
Haappy biiiirthdaaaay too yooouuuu
R: 26 / I: 15

Kwazii and Kiki pirate crew

I think kwazii from octonauts and kiki would make great friends. Kiki wants to be a pirate and kwazii is actually a pirate and so is his entire family. They'd probably go on a bunch of pirate adventures together, and honestly I'd watch an entire show of just that.
R: 37 / I: 8
i was so close bros… so fucking close.
R: 363 / I: 158
More zellig cosplay
Ngl I prefer the Indonesian one more
R: 266 / I: 100

cleo

post your cleos here
R: 2 / I: 2
Mymy if she was AWESOME
R: 5 / I: 5
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R: 129 / I: 39
I'm in love with mymy but I relate to maya the most, my brain is a margerald
Mymy is genuinely just so adorable and hecking chuddy, I literally pretend to cuddle with her every night as I go to sleep, I cry knowing she ain't real
But I also kinda like maya because I'm a lonely ass nigger with no irl friends or anything and I can't talk in public to anyone at all
So when I think more about mymy, the more I want a gf, which makes me more sad and lonely, and then makes me relate to maya, like some weird cycle
What do? Why did massa have to make the chud and the incel seperate characters, makes no sense to a lonely chud like me.
R: 10 / I: 3
i wish one day i'd wake up cuddling her instead of my pillow… why can't she be real bros…
R: 3 / I: 0
how do you say "I love you" in Dutch?
R: 14 / I: 7
I’m on that good kush and alcohol
R: 12 / I: 3
srfgihuvgugtfddggggffhs
R: 6 / I: 0
If ongezellig was a tv show, how it would be? In wich tv channel it would air? How many seasons would have?
R: 70 / I: 25

'zellig /co/ moment thread pt2

Post screenshots about /co/ coomerpost or something like that.

Raiding and trolling /co/ is a site culture. Don't believe what nuadmin says, he's 100% nusoi.
R: 2 / I: 0

why kiki being a nigger works

it would explain why she's so fixated on pirates, mainly the idea of being captain of some random bumfuck somalian party. it also contributes to Mymy's character, being frenemies with her for a long time and such allowed Mymy to be perfectly comfortable into making le edgy racist jokes. also for adding diversity to the show and shieet
R: 14 / I: 8
Post your trans mymy images here!
R: 4 / I: 4
REDDITNIGGER ADVERTISING ‘LIG ON ‘EDDIT.
RAPE. NOW.
https://old.reddit.com/user/Hoxxitron
R: 70 / I: 15
Put up a ad for the site irl lol.
R: 7 / I: 1
what do you drawfags use to draw stuff on screens? I want to get gooder at drawing and I feel like drawing on screens would be a good way to improve, also cuz it would be easier to upload here.
R: 26 / I: 5
posting in /zellig/ because it's tangentially related
i tried stroopwafels for the first time
ignore the fact it's some russhit brand, i'm actually in serbia (as indicated by the mug, which is in serbian, and merch for a popular local-tourism location)
R: 16 / I: 1
what the fuck are they yapping about o algo
R: 8 / I: 1
why do i get a "Your connection is not private" warning when i try to use the zarty
R: 25 / I: 0
What does snow feel like? Since I live where the sun turns everyone into swarths (not me though, I am a chudcel who hates going outside of zoiets), I will never see a lick of snow my life
R: 110 / I: 62

Old English (700-1000) Ongezellig/Unhyggelīc

“(ungemyndig) …hmm, ēa, (blīðe) on morgen sind þā hīersprǣc-becwedenunga; ic hæbbe sume tīecnīsce earfoðnessa, ēa, (swutelīce forsyndrod).”- Coco
unhyggelīc (maybe? if there's a better title to say it then put it, or just 'Ongezellig, in Old English/Anglo-Saxon')
R: 21 / I: 6

Lil Watermark Ik Ben Het Maar

Is this real?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilF4HGD_eMI&list=RDilF4HGD_eMI&start_radio=1
R: 6 / I: 3

Idea

Remake Bane plane scene but with zellig
CIA - Coco
Dr. Pavel - Vera
Bane - Mymy
R: 65 / I: 24
How would you feel if I developed a vn about a chud romancing mymy, coco & maya?
R: 80 / I: 45
big ol eyes
R: 30 / I: 5

Just shut the fucking dead site already

So Zaryans,
Please sit around and hear my blogpost for awhile. You know if all of you died tomorrow, nobody will know or remember you for this SNCA dutch cartoon or tranime that you are obsessing about. Your art? Forgotten, gemmy or brimstone it is, once this site is gone, it's memoryholed forever, no one will have cared. Zoot can just kill this site one day and all you Zaryans can do is just cry at the corner, wondering how many time you have wasted obsessing over this useless dutch cartoon tranime characters that will never materialize into the real world. You tell lies every day to yourself that this characters is real but meds and binky lol. Demoralized? That's what you should feel. One year after this show is dead and you have done what? Fucking nothing I tell you. Go on, soyquote me, copypasta me and greentext me like a loser, but your end is inevitable. The best thing for you is to forget this "show" (if you want to call it that way) and move on to next autismo thing that are still alive and kicking. You can made all art, music, AI slop all you want but this is over. Once you stop focusing and obsessing over this SNCA "show", you'll be free and finally enjoy real-life like the Aryan Chad you are supposed to be, and not some zelligtranny nigger.
{Spacing for you redditGODs}
So in conclusion, touch grass, and forget all of this, buddy ;)
Even 4cuckpedos and shartyfaggots moved on, why do you even care anymore? Just shut this place down already. Foenkike was right, you all here are truly insufferable losers. GG well played. I'm Chad btw.

Oh I'm an obsessedcuck, yes I'm an obsessedcuck, also I'm a cucked trans btw
R: 4 / I: 1
Why isn't this mutt mongrel raped and quartered already
R: 15 / I: 3
Can anybaldi draw Nococo?
R: 74 / I: 33
Zaryans, let's try a soyzellig gartic phone. I'll wait for zaryans, Starting in 30 minutes
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0190f502b6
R: 60 / I: 6
I find it hard when women give me hints

The hints:
R: 35 / I: 8
zaryans please repent and get to know Christ because the kingdom of heaven is at hand. the spirit of mockery has become a stumbling block for you. He is knocking at the door waiting for you
R: 8 / I: 3

Sinterklaas

gelukkige Sinterklaas (it's Sinterklaas eve)
R: 22 / I: 5

the hypothetical end of the site

recently I've been pondering about the "chans" that shut down and why, 8chan got shut down after Tarrant posted his final message on there, then shadowbanned/shut down after Crusius did the same. I have asked myself this very question in relation to this site and I wanna know the likelyhood of that happening
R: 1 / I: 0
why are they DUTCH
R: 707 / I: 397
I'm cooking something guys, wait for this gem
R: 2 / I: 0
I drew this in Wplace
R: 59 / I: 17
i wish she was real. i wish we could fall in love with each other, i wish i could take her out and have fun with her and get her gifts. i wish i could laugh with her and make her smile. i wish i could listen to her talk about her passions. i want to take care of her and make her feel loved and protected. i wish after years of making memories together we'd get married and start a family and spend the rest of our lives together
R: 88 / I: 20

Theory

I have a theory that mymy is a closeted gooner/degen
>likes captain koek in quite a suggestive manner as shown in picrel
>refers to maya as fritzl, the fritzl case is incredibly disturbing, how did she know about it?
>makes the anime face
>makes a smug face when coco is about to show mollusk love to the class, probably knowing what it's about
>tries to hide her japanese identity so probably also hides the degen aspects of her japanese self
<obligatory disclaimer spacerald
>inb4 any gooners surface on this thread
this is a lore thread jartycuckas stay out
R: 7 / I: 3
the new norm ain't the same as the old norm
R: 23 / I: 6

i drew this in art therapy :D

drew this when bored pls dont be mean :(
R: 34 / I: 7
Who's your favorite Ongezellig background character (characters)? By the design and etc., it doesn't matter. My favorites are Kiki, Sjef and Mats
R: 13 / I: 7
<one year and two months on discontinued dutch goyslop animation website award
R: 4 / I: 2
new pizzacake
R: 9 / I: 0
>Being apart of the Ongezellig fandom almost 2 years after cancellation
R: 81 / I: 18

Project ROY thread

Literal twitter
R: 17 / I: 3
Someone has even thought about the hairstyles of Maya, Coco and Maymai and what names these hairstyles have, you can throw examples of what their hairstyles are
R: 3 / I: 1
mymy is geeked out of her mind right now, yjke gave her a bit too much green
R: 11 / I: 6

which Ongezellig character who commit tax evasion?

which Ongezellig character who commit tax evasion?
give your's reason why that character who or wouldn't or fucking debait. any ways which character would commit tax evasion.
R: 54 / I: 12
trump or kamala?
R: 12 / I: 7

Niggers this, Niggers that - general

Nigger please!

Post aryan niggas
R: 6 / I: 1
wasn't there a thread here about a russkie/ukrop in a trench with a 'zellig patch lmao
R: 6 / I: 2
I told you that nothing would happen
R: 16 / I: 3
NO FREAKING WAY, MASSA JUST POSTED AN UNUSED THEME FOR KIKI IN HIS PAYPIG ANNOUNCEMENT CHANNEL!!!
R: 8 / I: 0

On the premise of Mymy's voice actor not available after deel 5

Is it true that the reason why Joyce Ter Stege stopped working with Massa was because she was being harassed? If so, was it one of us or a couple of obsessed offsitercacas?
<
Don't exactly remember the details as to where I got the information from, maybe it's muh heckin mandela effect or I'm just retarded ofzo
R: 17 / I: 1
hello guys, Studio Massa here, I just discovered this cool website, I'm currently working on deel 7, AMA.
R: 9 / I: 2

irrelevant question, questionable image

How did (((they))) turn my chuddy Dutch nationalist Massa into a neglecting leftycuck fag?
R: 5 / I: 1

Gemming up the 'ru

Hello,
I have seen that the zellig 'ru is still missing a lot of gems. There is a thread on /qa/ which includes a lot of zellig gems (and a bunch of coal, which we can filter out) which we can try to upload on the ru and make it better.

Here is the thread:
https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/218227.html#218245

Here is the link:
https://mega.nz/folder/saV3wBTI#Jdc4pFznS6krSBcM27D8kQ

I will try to upload on the 'ru when i can.
R: 8 / I: 2
<…
>…
<Heeeeeeeeey, Maya, look at the Zarty, did you notice anything?
>That the site dedicated to us turned into /clittyleakingchudpol/?
<IMPLYING?
>UHM, I-I MEAN… I mean I just really did notice… not that it's kinda bad…
R: 11 / I: 3
>w-was that the bite of 87…
R: 11 / I: 4
Dear fellow Zarty Zaryans

♡ love u
thats all i had to say
R: 10 / I: 0
Sharty added 'zellig namerolls for like 30 minutes
https://archive.md/xiYcT
R: 14 / I: 12
Is the original version of Deel 1 available to view anywhere? Is there an MP4?
R: 50 / I: 17

weekend zellig gartic thread of zoiets

thought it'd be fun to do these i guess
R: 45 / I: 21
Someone make a toss of this as Maya stabbing Coco
R: 1 / I: 1
>wish I was like you <…> blondie
GEEEEG this is literally your idol's mindset, mayakeks!
R: 38 / I: 11
Zaryan autumn baking: zellig Kruidnoten!

Previous thread - https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/20027.html
R: 3 / I: 1
>mawds ban everybody not gooning to coco
R: 16 / I: 5
/zellig/ - gossip and drama
R: 310 / I: 111
If you haven’t already had the displeasure of seeing this tourist nigger then let me show you a coalmine, is there anything we could do to xhim? Xhey are coaling up our gemmy community? I know it’s SNCA Xitter slop but they are forcing Mymy to be in yuricoal with a a Jewess.
R: 54 / I: 18
Zoot is alive and uh… It's kinda disappointing tbh
https://youtube.com/post/UgkxumeTFX06cQ4KN98NgEsrpp4qIVmusBAG