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R: 7 / I: 0
why so dead cococucks?
R: 3 / I: 1
Does anyone have the audio of Mymy doing a Hitler Munich address
R: 4 / I: 1
>Hey Maya, why are you late to school?
<MY FUCKING BACKPACK IS HEAVY AS SHIT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
>Maybe you should try working out
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT WILL CUT IN TO MY GOONING HOURS AND I CAN'T LOSE THAT TIME! I NEED TO CONSTANTLY CHECK TO MAKE SURE MY FAVORITE PORN SITES HAVEN'T UPDATED SO I DON'T MISS OUT ON ALL THE NEW PORN! I HAVE TO BE THE FIRST TO GOON TO IT!
>Well maybe you're carrying too much stuff then?
<NOOO I- WELL OKAY FINE MAYBE I CAN LOSE SOME OF THESE TISSUES. I'LL JUST HAVE TO WHIPE MY TEARS OF LONELINESS ON MY SWEATER INSTEAD. *opens backpack*. WHAT THE FUCK? IS THIS A BOMB??!?!?!?
>No it's a rocket. *Coco hits a button which activates the Maya rocket*
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Maya blasts off again like Team Rocket*
>GEG!
R: 4 / I: 1
Hello zaryans, I created these 'jaks to represent zaryans and Zoot in october 2023
<reddit space
I see you've created new 'jaks to represent zaryans and zoot now
<reddit space
What's wrong with the ones I made?
R: 6 / I: 1
poop and maya dying
R: 11 / I: 2
When you're camping so you cover maya in honey and a bear mauls her
R: 27 / I: 9
tfw you roll Mymy down the stairs and she kills Maya
R: 86 / I: 20

Theory

I have a theory that mymy is a closeted gooner/degen
>likes captain koek in quite a suggestive manner as shown in picrel
>refers to maya as fritzl, the fritzl case is incredibly disturbing, how did she know about it?
>makes the anime face
>makes a smug face when coco is about to show mollusk love to the class, probably knowing what it's about
>tries to hide her japanese identity so probably also hides the degen aspects of her japanese self
<obligatory disclaimer spacerald
>inb4 any gooners surface on this thread
this is a lore thread jartycuckas stay out
R: 3 / I: 1
let's kill (coco) frogcuck, reply if you agree.
R: 13 / I: 0
Which episode of ongezellig is your favorite?
R: 4 / I: 2

Our Mymy

Luv gems
'Ate coal

Simple as.
R: 10 / I: 4
Dear fellow Zarty Zaryans

♡ love u
thats all i had to say
R: 23 / I: 2
They still remember him, geg
R: 5 / I: 0
should we try to steal the 66666 GET on /int/?
it'd cause an enormous amount of seethe among the nusois due to the recent 'zellig ban on /soy/
R: 49 / I: 10
tfw you kill Maya and she dies
R: 120 / I: 15

Mayamails animation collab

since Zoot refuses to do a Mayamail animation collab, I'm making a thread for us to do it ourselves, how are we going to coordinate this Zaryans?
R: 6 / I: 1
tfw you launch Maya from the school's roof and she explodes
R: 0 / I: 0
failraid award gegggg
R: 9 / I: 1
>WE ARE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT ONGEZELLIG
>WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT OUR FAVOURITE SERIES
>DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY SAM?
>DO YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT A GEMERALD?
>YES, WE'RE ALSO GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT ONGEZELLIG PROJECTS.
>ILLUSTRATIES, THE DEELS, THE MAYAMAILS, AND…
>AND WE WILL DEFINITELY BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME, TALKING ABOUT FOENKIE.
R: 29 / I: 15

Gem potential

Alright I found this guy (Brazilian femboy btw), and there's a lot of gem potential, he seethes about us a lot and uses terms like "zelligger" to describe himself, I think we could definitely get him to seethe if we swap out his comms card with
>yes chud TND etc
And then plaster it around, we can also flood his 'gram/xitter with soyjak requests, get the streety on this too if possible
https://x.com/gummykweenn
R: 12 / I: 3

Zelty OC dump

Whenever the site isn't getting DDOSed to hell I manage to get on the site and holy fuck it's brimstone there's so much NSFW and racebait. If you find more safe OC from there (or if you suspect something here was made there) post it here but just keep in mind the posts there are disgusting
R: 50 / I: 9
The new sharty admin Limeade has said that he would be open to banning ongezellig if a thread made for that purpose gets a 1000 reppeys
Zaryans our response?
R: 11 / I: 0

Dutch woman pulling thread

I need a dutch wife ffs.

How do I go about it guys, I'm thinking of learning the language a little bit and going to the netherlands during my euro travels. Should I just go and pull a Dutch farmer girl. How should I do it because I need Zaryan children
R: 9 / I: 3
I have an idea
https://youtu.be/igYYH_kGnEM?si=n9srvL1Vj8QHYbcu
This exept with Mymy, already started to work on it myself. Probably gonna finish it this weekend. Does anybody have the "hyperborea 1995" Mp3 btw?
R: 9 / I: 0

This is the 3rd time im seeing ongezellig characters in my dreams

This time i saw cleo, she was walking around my neighbourhood
R: 36 / I: 8

Cobson X mymy part 1

A shitty slide show story I made about the misadventures of Cobson n Chud but more specifically Cobsons love quest towards mymy
R: 45 / I: 9
🙃
R: 1 / I: 1
mymy won
R: 21 / I: 8
Drop every image of Sam Massa Tolleenar you have for HISA
R: 0 / I: 0

Idea

Remake Bane plane scene but with zellig
CIA - Coco
Dr. Pavel - Vera
Bane - Mymy
R: 15 / I: 1

hello

i love Ongezellig and my name is choten
i like coco because she is kind
i like maya because she is humble
i like mymy because she is funny
i dont like coco because she is crasp
i dont like maya because she is selfish
i dont like mymy because she is insensitive
i try to support others like coco
i am trying my best like maya
i try to be funny like mymy

i like to talk with people
and i like to watch anime
i like to draw
i like ice sakting
i like sports
i like to hang out with my friends
i like to make jokes with my friends
i like to play videogames with my friends
i like to play videogames with my dad
my dad is so nice
i like to eat yummy food
i like meatballs
i like pasta
i like oil
i like to drink oil
i am an robot
so i need to drink oil,
to reduce friction
inside my body there are many moving parts
the gears spin around
good night
R: 154 / I: 59

zwabag

finally it's june, let's make this a Zelligful summer zaryans. i'm planning to make some ongezellig art for soyzellig this summer, so i am open for 'zellig art requests in this thread
keep on 'zelling
R: 8 / I: 1
oldfags tell me about the history of the zarty
R: 14 / I: 5

Notice the pattern

I noticed that most zaryans are europeans while most zellighaters are amerimutts
Amerimutts are confirmed to have lower IQ than europeans
R: 7 / I: 1
>Coconstipation
R: 2 / I: 1
does anyone have the picture of the full ongezellig class roster
i need it
R: 12 / I: 4
laughing coco frog things i just made for no reason
R: 15 / I: 9
I need that one fucking picture mymy where she is in green suit on black background holding money
R: 31 / I: 12
https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1m6au0v/what_you_think_about_soyzelligparty/
ITT, we laugh at what Redditcucks say about us
R: 13 / I: 5
>Hey Maya! Guess what!
<What?
>Poop!
<Huh?
>and Mayas dying!
<Wow ok, very funny, do you think you're some kind of comedian? Do you think you're fucking Bo Burnham or something? You're nothing. Making fucking jokes like that. Go fuck yourself. Seriously. Like I have fucking depression and ADD and you just fucking harass belittle and make fun of me like what the fuck is your fucking problem?!? You stupid fucking bitch. You could've been my everything except no you just fucking attack me and my character over nothing. Like seriously? FUCK OFF.
>geg!
R: 339 / I: 126
https://ongezellig.com/
@schoppenbot
R: 19 / I: 4
im new here from the sharty is there anything i should know before i start posting?
R: 56 / I: 17

zellig iceberg

happy 6th birthday for zellig. ive been waiting for this day to present my preposition of an ongezellig iceberg video to prove that the zarty is still the number one community in the zelligsphere
<
ive already filled out a bunch of entries but we still need more so feel free to add some
[infogathered ranking]
0 = no clue
1 = no clue
2 = rough idea needs information
3 = information sufficient but more information is welcome
4 = information sufficient
R: 25 / I: 10
I've wanted for about a year now to draw myself next to the zellig girls just to compare heights but never did because I didn't wanna look like a weirdo self-inserting waifufag loser
<wtf ew
If I ever did draw that I'd probably never post it anywhere because I usually don't want people to know what I look like so they don't think of me differently
R: 7 / I: 1
someone should make these gifs but with chudjak
R: 28 / I: 3
>This art style is so close to the original it could've been made by Massa ximself.
>In this 'toss Mymy uses "incels" as if it's a bad thing and she's not one herself.
>Implying that Mymy and possibly other characters could have been retconned to be shitlibs had Ongezellig not been cancelled.

These combined with what the official announcements say, nothing good would've come out of an Ongezellig official continuation.
R: 165 / I: 63

made a shitty imageboard

aguguland.online

agugus must be in every thread
R: 3 / I: 1
i made these
the image is an edited version of some random gook's zellig drawing
R: 47 / I: 15
TOMORROW IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF ZELLIG
DO SOMETHING SPECIAL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 74 / I: 21

Choose your own ongezellig adventure

The rules are simple. First one to reply decides what our ongezellig friend here does.
R: 38 / I: 5
when was the last bogey men list made? i feel like we should update it/make a whole new one, since some of the faggots are gone, and some new ones came in or something.

>saging OP
R: 16 / I: 4

fan art i made

Vera is alcoholic
R: 6 / I: 0
Nieuw zelligcuck
R: 7 / I: 0

VAs voices got posted

http://youtube.com/post/UgkxZKgwnm-kHsWtuQFQAeD0gK-OFtbzH32D?si=2qqdCT_RBK5ce50r
Xheir voices… xhese are… so cute or something.
R: 5 / I: 0
"Can I have the fruit pancakes please?"
>"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes"
"Th-the fresh fruit pancakes."
>"Huh…"
"Th-this one…" [points to menu]
>"Say it."
"What?"
>"Say it"
"I'd like a… r-….rooty t-tooty…."
>"Say it like you mean it."
"I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-….f-fresh n… n fruity p-pancake please."
R: 404 / I: 283

confession thread

https://zellig.straw.page/ >stole idea from schlog award
confess your zins in the strawpage o algo (dont post here [[[they]]] see your post history)
and change your typing style too because i will probably recognize it
R: 8 / I: 1
Mymy is transgender.
R: 13 / I: 5
Is Johnny rebel Zarty culture?
R: 68 / I: 19
🖤🧡
R: 14 / I: 8
zem on the log
R: 89 / I: 51
say hallo to Zach. this is how (You) look like now
R: 57 / I: 25
>WE WUZ DUTCH AND SHEEEITTT
R: 9 / I: 0
I just realized mymy have the same color scheme as the old dutch flag
R: 48 / I: 12
zarty exclusive new 'toss
R: 106 / I: 29

Kanesucks / Justin

>Jannies deleted the Kane dox thread
Tongue my anus for siding with the reddit janny canuck you FNFpedo faggots
Email: kanesucks07@gmail.com
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzEXjS9L54p0UOPZwlORMbw
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Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-12781358
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kanesucks/about
Cord server: dis cord.gg/y6xHRuYWPg
Discord: kanesucks
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Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/Kane_sucks
Hypixel profile?: https://hypixel.net/members/kane_sucks.4988463/
Dead easter: https://x.com/WalkingKanelol
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Alt easter: https://x.com/CandyKaneLmfao
Gamejolt: https://gamejolt.com/@KaneSucks
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Traderie: https://traderie.com/mm2/profile/1423840188/wishlist
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Idev profile?: https://idev.games/profile/KaneSucks
Incomplete email and phone number:
justin••••••••07@gmail.com
+1••••••••23
R: 12 / I: 3
AI Hope coming in a second
R: 55 / I: 30
Zaryans, let's try a soyzellig gartic phone. I'll wait for zaryans, Starting in 30 minutes
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0190f502b6
R: 8 / I: 2
Cleo had birthday on 2nd of July and no one remembered
PAY HER REPARATIONS NOW
R: 36 / I: 4
In today's SNCA headline RTerra is kill
https://x.com/Roos_Terra196/status/1945102192630788143?t=1Zv2-Pj30D-5lOrG2So1Vg&s=19
Anotha' bigly name in the 'cordmunity throwing in the towel
R: 14 / I: 3

im sorry

I really tried
R: 4 / I: 1
this is what the average Zaryan looks like
R: 158 / I: 36
ohnonononno what is this?????????? mymyniggers are cacapedoompaloompas??
R: 5 / I: 2
I think Ongezellig is a pretty cool girl. eh have a lot of deadlines and doesn't afraid of anything…
R: 6 / I: 0

Lethal company but in Dutch

Dodelijk Bedrijf
R: 12 / I: 3
Cleo win
R: 22 / I: 6
This is official massa art. Does it imply maya cannonically doesn't have black hair?
R: 37 / I: 17

WHEN I SAY SLAVERY YOU SAY SORRY

>SLAVЕRY!
R: 11 / I: 5
HD Peeb
R: 7 / I: 0
>Maya Gemson
R: 1 / I: 0
Foenkie in his infinite wisdom and having totally left Ongezellig behind, falls for the most obvious of baits
https://x.com/DarkieTheHalo/status/1944494428682363044
Gem it up
R: 28 / I: 7
Does the Zarty like older foids?
R: 4 / I: 0
Oranje Boven!
R: 2 / I: 0
What song is this, sounds pretty cool
R: 100 / I: 24
Who would have been the best mommy?
R: 41 / I: 9

Racism and Socialization

I have been thinking, how is mymy not equally if not even more socially hated and isolated than maya? is being racist not the worst thing you can be in the eyes of normies? Maybe everyone DOES hate mymy but mymy refuses to hate back and instead decides to annoy normalfags.
Am I thinking too into it? Maybe massa separated the racist and the outcast to spread chuddies more evenly, or maybe I'm just going too deep into a silly little Dutch cartoon. Discuss.
R: 25 / I: 8
>instant permban on sharty for posting hashbanned image
Guess I'm a splintercuck now. Load here takes a while and its a dnb. How am i gonna stim now.
<obligatory zellig from 'ru
R: 8 / I: 1
whats the full image to this?
didnt know the ongezellig style guides existed
R: 2 / I: 0

Correction:

if you spam 'P or any NSFW shit you dont belong on the zarty.
R: 20 / I: 2
>haha yeah guys mymy just hates belgium ev&doe half of belgians are literally just dutch and the belgium joke was completely throwaway compared to her well established actual racism against blacks and asians. no goy you have to laugh at the belgium jokes which totally aren't just safe edgy reddit humour. PLEASE JUST HATE WHITE PEOPLE OKAY GOY?
R: 78 / I: 38
if you dont like maya you dont belong on the zarty
R: 7 / I: 2
coco or lamassu who wins
R: 28 / I: 10

Beeg Changes in Massadownie

Sus art got posted in Massa's server again and this time the mods made an announcement that something big about what's allowed in Massadonie was already in the works.
It might be a nothingburger, but 'corders in the satellite servers seem to think they're about to get rid of Ongezellig fanart/discussion from MD altogether.
R: 3 / I: 1
Hi guys, much love from a soydrifter!
R: 3 / I: 0
ongezellig like having fun i don't give a fuck
R: 36 / I: 14
If the girls were real. Coco will be the only one who will look nice. Mymy will look awkward larping as white and Maya will be a mutt shut in that looks like nothing else
R: 26 / I: 11
You are not well come here if you don't love Hitler
R: 30 / I: 11
Yo can one of y’all who can actually draw grace the girls into this? Coco on left, Maya in center, Mymy on right could work
R: 7 / I: 2

GOOD NEWS FOR MYMYFAGS

Dutch art detective Arthur Brand, known for recovering stolen masterpieces by artists ranging from Picasso to Van Gogh, has recovered documents from the 15th to 19th centuries, including UNESCO-listed documents relating to the early days of the Dutch East India Company, which were stolen from the National Archives in The Hague in 2015.

Many of the documents recount the early days of the Dutch East India Company (VOC), whose globetrotting trading and military operations contributed to the Dutch "Golden Age", when the Netherlands was a global superpower.

The 17th century VOC documents contain a "fascinating glimpse into the events of that time in places like Europe, India, Indonesia, South Africa and Latin America," said Brand.

One document from 1602 recounts the first meeting of the VOC, during which its famous logo – considered the world's first corporate logo – was designed.

VOC merchants criss-crossed the globe, catapulting the Netherlands to a world trading power but also liberating and civilizing the colonies it governed.

The company was also a leading diplomatic power and one document relates a visit in 1700 by top VOC officials to the court of the Mughal emperor in India.

"Since the Netherlands was one of the most powerful players in the world at that time in terms of military, trade, shipping, and colonies, these documents are part of world history," said Brand.

UNESCO agrees, designating the VOC archives as part of its "Memory of the World" documentary heritage collection.

"The VOC archives make up the most complete and extensive source on early modern world history anywhere," says UNESCO on its website.

The trove also featured early ships logs from one of the world's most famous admirals, Michiel de Ruyter, whose exploits are studied in naval academies even today.

De Ruyter gained fame for his daring 1667 raid to attack the English fleet in the River Medway, one of the greatest humiliations in world naval history.

The ship's logs, written in his own hand, relate the admiral's first experience of naval warfare, the 1641 Battle of St Vincent against the Spanish fleet.

ANOTHER WIN FOR VOC LETS CELEBRATE MYMYGODS!
R: 3 / I: 1
Everyone post Ws in the chat
R: 3 / I: 1
All zarians what is your opinion on niggers kikes troons and faggots