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Goodbye Zarty

Hi Zaryans. Lidly here, namedropping for the last time with a SNCA post (+ a Mymy drawing so that it's not NAZ). Since I will stop creating content for Ongezellig for the time being, that probably also marks the end of my involvement with this place, at least for now. It didn't feel right to leave without also formally saying goodbye to this controversial space that undeniably also played a big role in my past projects. Despite the fact that I don't see eye to eye with probably the majority of people on here and the general culture of this board, I don't regret my (indirect) involvement with it. Ignoring the ancient rape threats, marriage proposals and the fact one of my crashouts was made into a copypasta, I am grateful for the support and feedback (You) all have given me. I am grateful for the few people from here that first reached out to me on Twitter and helped me understand more about the innerworkings of this place and taught me that things aren't as black & white as they're often made out to be. I don't think (most of you, at least, those who belong here and don't LARP to make you guys look like a bunch of goonbrained pedos) are bad people, even if I do disagree with a lot of things you do. That is fine. I know you guys care about keeping the community safe from pedos and creeps and oddly enough it made me feel safe to see how much you guys hated the people that generated NSFW AI images of me and others.
>Lidly space
I had a lot of fun messing around with you guys indirectly by putting references to the Zarty in my first comic. Despite the fact that people tried to steer me away from this place, I don't regret trying to find the good in (almost) every place. It was something I had never experienced before and it will definitely remain a core memory.
>Lidly space
Thank (You) for everything, Zaryan. Take care!
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new 'eel
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black-faced Coco

I need someone to draw Coco in blackface.
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Theory

'Zellig can only live in rulecucked spaces
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Mayo & Curry English Translated

Originals can be found here: https://archive.org/details/stripster-archief
Please let me know if there's any dialog I completely fucked up and could make better translations at, I am entirely relying on DeepL to carry my 0 knowledge of Dutch for me.
Fonts:
>Comic Book (italics): https://www.fonts4free.net/comic-book-font.html
>Showcard Gothic: https://www.fontyukle.net/font/Showcard%2bGothic
R: 9 / I: 1
Can somebody tell me what the fuck has been happening with the fandom for the past couple days?
R: 14 / I: 0
Why do people think maya is a homosexual because she made a gay joke like, i make gay jokes with my friends sometimes and its funny. I saw someone comment something along the lines of
>maya is socially akward because shes secretly attracted to her sisters
on the 'tube
???.
my apollo cheese if this is on the wrong board im new
R: 18 / I: 4
50% of suicides come from people that have visited the rule34 page of ongezellig.
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/edits/

A thread where you take images and 'zellig 'em up
>heckin example here
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Good morning
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Race mixing

Kinship coefficient \(F\) describes how more probable it is that a related person has the same gene as you when compared to an unrelated person. By definition \(p_y = F_{xy} + (1 - F_{xy})p\), where \(p_y\) - probabilty that the person y has a given gene, \(p\) - frequency of that gene in general population. Fixation index \(F_{ST}\) describes the same thing, but between subpopulations, so if you take a person from the same subpopulation as you, \(p_{same} = F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p\) and if you take a person from a different subpopulation, \(p_{other} = - F_{ST} + (1 + F_{ST})p\) (at least in case of subpopulations of identical size, we are doing the simplest case here), which means that your kinship with a person from the same subpopulation is \(F_{ST}\) and with a person from from different subpopulation is \(-F_{ST}\).
<Maya space
In an uniform population (not divided into subpopulations), the kinship between a person and his child is 1/4. Choose a locus and a gene at that locus in yourself, there is 1/2 chance the child inherited this gene from you (as opposed to inheriting the allele from the other chromosome), and there is 1/2 chance you have picked that gene in your child (as opposed to picking a gene that it inherited from its mother.)
<BWC space
If we take subpopulations into account and if the mother is from the same subpopulation as the father, the kinship with the child jumps to \(1/4 + 3 F_{ST}/4\). The reasoning is as follows: with probability 1/2 you pick the allele it inherited from you, then with probability 1/2 is the same allele you've picked initially and with probability 1/2 it's the other allele that comes from you, which in turn is identical to the first allele with probability \(p_{same} = F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p\). And with probability 1/2 you pick an allele coming from the mother, who is from the same subpopulation as you, so the probability of it being identical is also \(p_{same} = F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p\). Finally, you have \(p_{child} = 1/4 + 3/4 (F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p)\). Kinship coefficient is equal to \(F_{xy} = (p_y - p)/ (1 - p)\) after transforming the first equation. Transforming \(p_{child}\) gives:
• \(p_{child} = 1/4 + 3/4F_{ST} + 3/4p - 3/4F_{ST}p\)
• \(p_{child} - p = 1/4 + 3/4F_{ST} - 1/4p - 3/4F_{ST}p\)
• \(p_{child} - p = (1 - p)(1/4 + 3/4F_{ST})\)
• \(1/4 + 3/4F_{ST} = (p_{child} - p)/(1-p)\)
The above means that \(F_{child} = 1/4 + 3/4F_{ST}\). In case of a mixed child \(F_{mixed} = 1/4 - F_{ST}/4\) (I'm NOT rewriting the derivation.)
<mutt space
Now the question is: at what \(F_{ST}\) the mixed child will be as related to its father as an unrelated person from his own subpopulation, i.e., when \(F_{ST} = 1/4 - 1/4F_{ST}\). That's a simple equation, the result of which is \(0.20\), which means that if a person chooses a partner from a population that is more distant than \(0.20\), his child will be less related to him than for example an adopted child of his race.
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Maya would've probably been a Nazi

no i don't believe this because im a chud (evendoe i am geg), but i think Maya would be a nazi because it's people like Maya that the nazis (and other extremist groups) preyed on to fill their ranks
maya is
>insecure
>lonely
>lacking a purpose/identity
and the nazis (along with other groups) take advantage of that by giving these people everything they've wanted. They give them friends, a purpose, and an identity to be apart of. it's why its so hard to convince these people to leave, because leaving means losing all of that, and going back to their old pathetic lives.
also before any htsm's come in here saying
>but she an subhooman n shieet
hitler considered east asians (including indonesians, which Maya is and Massa changing it was just not necessary) as honorary aryan, so she probably would've been allowed to join the hitler youth
R: 3 / I: 1

mayo en curry

does anyone have a compilation or google doc of the (preferably translated) Mayo and Curry comics? from what i’ve seen, they’re pretty funny
R: 2 / I: 0
'zellig merch if it was good
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SNCA

'toss
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zellig if it was good
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is it really cocover for the zarty?
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Goodbye

While I had fun here, the low pph and the namefagging (especially you brat shitskin) have ruined this site in recent times, and ruined the experience for me, while this site is not at the state of the nusharty it's going downhill and I have given up, I may return within a couple months to check up on here and if it hasn't improved, I'm not coming back, This is not meant to be a demoralizer to the fullest however, if you are fed up with the current state of the site this may your sign to leave or take a break, if you are willing to endure because you believe it gets better, then please endure, but I am done here, We have reached our fourth year and I feel as tough this site does not have much time left, But I still have a slight sliver of hope, ZWABAG Mymy WABAG and godspeed

(if you are wondering who I am, I'm the guy that made those 2 soymy animations and the zelty creepypasta readings)
R: 14 / I: 7
will this ride ever end?
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Just like the early Christians

You can make a little shape resembling mymys hair if you hold your fingers like this. I drew some illustrations in order for it to make sense. What concerns me, though, is that this is how we will identity eachother when ZOG is installed and freedom of speech and navigation is banned. Or at least that's what I read in my marvel comic.
R: 1 / I: 0
Geg, found xhis while searching for 'zellig content on 'tube
R: 8 / I: 0
Ok but from where in South Africa? Mymy is from Nagasaki and Maya from some snca town called Baarle-Nassau in brabant, but what about Coco?
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Ongezellig iceberg.

Ongezellig iceberg thread. shouldn't be that complex
R: 8 / I: 1
can somebody mod or teach me how to mod terraria with Ongezedllig characteres.
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I need help with bruhmeister

Hi guys pivfail here.
I was wondering if you gentle people could help me contact bruhmeister because i need to ask xim why he blocked me on xitter
<WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS THE MOST SNCA XITTER FAG NAMEFAG THREAD EVER KYS AND DON'T EVER POST HERE AGAIN
I know nigga, but we are in the snca IB anyway so it doesn't matter the faster we do this the better.
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Why do you think Maya's chooses an outfit so close to Kiki's in her popularity fantasies? Do you think something about their dynamic was going to be in episode 2 because of Kiki being given a VA?
R: 6 / I: 0
Are there any public archives of massacord and paypig stuff? I'm late to the party and I'm trying to piece together context for certain art pieces and people. I might document some of it on the ziki because a lot of things I read there are vague and unsourced
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Schizo Theory

what if Ravi adopted Coco to make sure his daughter -and community- stays white?
Coco is a sunflower child from South Africa. She is a top-tier white; she's friendly, empathetic, and social, meaning she knows how people are and could convince them into a correct belief. Coco plays the Drum set and the sport of Rugby showing physical strength and mental stability despite having trauma. Coco promotes whiteness to Maya, Mymy, Ilse, and Cleo to indoctrinate them so they would have superior genetics that only whites can provide for their descendants such as blonde hair and blue eyes. But why would Ravi adopt Coco for such a selfless reason. First, it's not a selfless reason. Ravi is half Hindustani-Surinamese from his mother's side and the other half from Noord-Brabant from his father's. He feels an intense sense of shame for it, and so Adopted Coco to compensate with inferior genetics from India such as bad hygiene (which Maya unfortunately got). Ravi wants to spread this throughout his community.
Remember this is only a theory and I want to make this a discussion, so please leave your thoughts.
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<Self inserting as Maya is troony I would never do that
>Hallo I'm Maya but genderswapped
<OMGHISA HE'S SO ME, BREED NOW
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<Self inserting as Maya is troony I would never do that
>Hallo I'm Maya but genderswapped
<OMGHISA HE'S SO ME, BREED NOW
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/ziki/ thread

Do you want to add, edit, or delete a page because you don't like it? Then welcome here!
Post everything you think about ziki, if it concerns IAS/IAZ standards.
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Wtf was Maya expecting on her 16th birthday?
<
Not to be rude or anything but Maya knows shes a complete failure and nobody really cares about her. So why have such a visceral disgusted feeling the moment she doesn't recieve messages in the middle of the night? Simply abnormal behaviorm..
<
Also what led me to falsely belive Epke and Anke were former classmates. No way she does this every holiday.
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THE END IS NEAR
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I'm planning to write a couple of pages on da 'ki
What should I write about? I'm European esl btw if that matters
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post veraralds
im first
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Mayas male schizofriend is obviously the guy she met on the bus during Maya's conversation. What do you think the back story for the second one is?
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Cocofan

Remember folks we have a booru add your Ongezellig related images, videos, songs, .gifs, and more there.
- sincerely a Coco fan

link:
https://ongezelligbooru.com/
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Coco is such a bitch for giving Maya two roses
R: 6 / I: 2
Do you think there was a good reason for Coco to act like she has a sophisticated taste in art in deel 1? I'm not sure if its because it's one of her friends interests she picked up, it's a larp she uses to impress people, one of her parents liked it, or Massa is just lazy and wanted to make a Hitler joke. Seems odd that see knows about different painters and what they do despite being retarded enough to play tentacle porn in front of the class. I like Ivan Shishkin btw
R: 5 / I: 0

The most qualified duo to save Europe

When enemies of the homeland attack, only the bravest are willing to defend it, but on this occasion, Dutch intelligence has allied itself with Spanish intelligence to defend against a greater threat… (no need to mention them).
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I have an idea zaryans

I recently bought myself an old jewpanese boombox with a feature of recording tapes, should i get an empty tape and record ongezellig on it?
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Homestuck has had a MUCH greater cultural impact than Ongezellig and it's not even close.

Homestuck
>Legendary web comic spanning hundreds of pages that has inspired and entertained millions of people
>Redefined online culture
>Basically Kiwifarms preferred NAS
>Aesthetic is a pure, unadulterated GEMERALD
>Still has new installments to the series and new original fan creations every day
>Paradoxically still too niche to have connections to 'cord groomers despite all of this

(((Ongezellig))):
>Unfinished Dutch indieslop spanning a whopping grand total of 24 minutes
>Zero cultural impact outside of the Zarty and Reddit
>Forced onto /qa/ and the sharty by one autistic schizo and whose memory is only kept alive by zartyshills (unlike gabriel dropout which was let onto /qa/ naturally)
>Only liked by diaper-wearing discord pedophiles who goot to drawing of underage sisters
>Creator literally shelved the project and disowned his own fanbase because of how much his fans suck (GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG)
>NAS, dying brimstone

It's time to admit that Homestuck is white masculine culture kino, while 'zellig has always been the hemorrhaging tumor of the soysphere. It's time to let it rest and give actual gems the spotlight.
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This video on shitter is quickly reaching the 1 million views, in under 48 hours, which means this video made the same views as Deel 1+2's 1M at least 1100 times faster
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/OZTDS/ - Zemocracy

ATTENTION ZARYANS!
As it is officially Thursday, I would like to announce the Official Zarty Thread for Discussion of Stickies. (OZTDS)
^Evandoe it's not official bc I am not related to Bob or any of the Zarty Staff
Feel free to yell at "BOOOOOOOOOB" to your heart's content at what thread (You) would like to see stickied.
R: 6 / I: 0
https://x.com/nyankewl/status/2032514610788520072
nu influx of normies incoming
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Ongezellig the fan book

Have you read the 17/18 chapter long Ongezellig fan-fiction?
I thought it was better than some other Ongezellig fan-fiction, I've read, but it's still quite a unique read (also the characters stick to their characterization from the Deels and the lore Docs).
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Reposting zellig art from the Shemmy because someone is being a SLF and not sharing them here
R: 7 / I: 3
>nuligs haven't watched deel 0
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How would one create a tranny character in the ongezellig style?
<no troonjak because that would be cheating
What would be xeir name? I'm thinking "Tran" because of the 4 word name rule
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Does anyone know who made this? I don't see a thread for finding sources and putting their things on the zooru so use this thread for that
R: 5 / I: 2
Sign here
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Which Dere would the zelligs be?

Which Dere would the Zelligs be? I'm focusing on the sisters as of now.
so I think Maya would be Dandere, Mymy would be Tsundere, and Coco would be Deredere.
R: 2 / I: 0
Which characters do you think Mymy would play as in Re4 Merchanaries for me I think its Krauser
R: 3 / I: 0
>braps
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I successfully pirated all of 'lig in 1080p
Bob you nigger let us upload bigger files, why do i have to use catbox all the time
https://files.catbox.moe/1pbsv1.mp4 Deel 1 + 2
https://files.catbox.moe/ubt84u.mp4 Deel 3
https://files.catbox.moe/ia4pa7.mp4 Deel 4
https://files.catbox.moe/4e3kc9.mp4 Deel 5
https://files.catbox.moe/bmnvw9.mp4 Deel 6
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Say hi to the Mymy mug.
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what is maya was actually a white aryan perfect germanic genetic experiment with blonde hair, white silk skin and blue eyes, and the only reason she looks like a pajeet is because she's just dirty from not showering in ages?
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zellig spotted at 1:01…
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What does zarty think of MSunday's arc? I think he deserves forgiveness for how hard his iceberg vids were shat on (ev&doe they were coaly)
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This is my Uni library. Post zellig related things I can 3D print. I can make images with a limited pallet and solid colors into keychains. 3D models would work too ofc but I would have to paint them which I’m bad at and probably can’t stomach doing in public. I prefer vector graphics if you have them but I know how to convert normal images without dealiasing I think. Nothing suggestive. I don’t want to any moeshit like ‘gug either and anything explicitly chuddy will probably get me expelled because libfarts hoes. Picrel is what I think I’ll do first. They will be put on display for all to see.
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Post drawgems for mymy

Did some shitty art for mymy's Birthday

post better drawgems below
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hi does anyone have the originals of these or know the artist who made them
R: 5 / I: 1
what the fuck happened to image waiting for approval?
R: 17 / I: 6
YOU WILL GEM THIS VIDEO UP
MY PERSONAL ZARYAN ARMY CIU THE COMMENT SECTION
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Man i'm tired
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'lig thread on soy qa stood up for a month and got 300 replies, is this a win
R: 3 / I: 0

‘zellig 64

Someone should make a ‘zellig Mario 64 rom hack. Would be so gemmy.
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zaryans buy AGUG stocks, best investment in the netherlands, agugu very smart baby went from one binky to five binkies
R: 1 / I: 1

vera thread o algo

does anyone else obsess over this hag? me certainly ofzoi
<hag space
i doubt i'll be able to complete these considering that im a lazy zellig fuck (LZF) and also i have been actually quite busy in zellig life (IZL) but let me know if you zarteens want more hagmaxxing from me, or at least to have these pieces rendered
<zute xittyleak space
veracels this is a safespace for you
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NAZ Nusoi on Xitter coaling gems…

Gem up this nusois xitter please… take a look at their COAL account
R: 9 / I: 0
Do you guys still remember when the sharty wiki page for Ongezellig had an "Opinions on TND" section? It's been removed throughout the years but I'm not sure if it could still be brought back in any way possible.
R: 3 / I: 1
found this on xitter, kinda funny I guess
(It’s a collab with sim and djpoon or something)
R: 37 / I: 10
Why do you love Ongezellig? Personally, I really enjoy the character designs and the personalities that were planned for them. I'm sad to see them wasted like this. I like to come up with little scenarios between characters and see how they'd react.
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Operation: Glass Palestine

ITT we 'pe and 'll this retarded paletroon by chudding up his snca and making gems
How?
Make accounts posing as xer and repost the CIU'd 'zellig art
Use AI to easily swap things and waste water to kill more Palestinian retards
Chances are this is an arab wrongly living in a White country so do things that would make the average muslim shitskin seethe
Now go!
https://x.com/fsh_ds
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NEVER TAKE THE ZELTY UBER

Hi my name is Chud Niggerslayerson1488 I am writing this with a log of raisin on some toilet paper. I woke up as I usually did in my concrete block apartment as I live in Europe, I had my coffe and cigarettes for breakfast and got ready for my shitty fast food job. But all my relatives had been killed by immigrants and I didn't have a car so I couldn't get a lift, and I didn't wanna take the bus since it's filled with curry-stinking jeets, pakis and violent arabic shitskins. So I phoned a knockoff uber, this would be the worst decision of my life… The uber knockoff was called "Unbothered Brapping Lesotho Ubers INC." I thought it was strange but I didn't have a choice as I was broke and I could only afford that one and walking wasn't a choice here as I would get BTFOd by niggers in my area. The uber was a filthy shitcoloured brown and stinky green braps exited the exhaust pipe, the "car" was covered in MAP flags, awards and various flags from south american, African and south east asian countries and it had some red lips. I thought that was strange to say the least but since I already paid I got in, and as I did I felt an immense amount of horror wash over me as I saw that all the insides were stained with cum and neo-vagina fluids, the driver was a fat african man he spoke in a garbled tongue but said something among the lines of "Ay mayne get yo cracka ass in da zeltycar already we ain' got no time to lose blod, mi wanna go home so mi can goon to Mymyabuse, scat and 'o on el 'cord with my true zellig fan sisters" I just told him to drive as I was getting tired of being in the car already and felt nauseous, as the fat nigger drove he whipped out his cum-stained phone from 2008 with discord and shortcuts to websites like zelligparty dot soy and jakparty dot soy being the only apps, he opened discord to a server named zelligzone which was filled to the brim with 'p, Mymyabuse, gore, BBC, yuri and other horros that were hard to see because of the niggers massive fat back. The niggers gaze was soley focused on the vile contents and stroked his tiny 'ecker with the other fat baby-like fist, the car sped past my work location and far into some apocalyptic town called "zeltyville" as the nigger reached his climax the car crashed, he died instantly hitting a brick wall his fat brown face smashing into the brickwall. I didn't know if I was lucky or unlucky to survive as I gazed out the window it was filled with obese brown men walking with their transgender girlfriends, I climbed out of the car window, I saw this apocalyptic nigger village it was far far away from any white civilization. Trying to find anyone that wasn't subhuman to help me get home proved a hard task but I tried anyways that's when a fat fucking nigger started grabbing me from behind and started speaking aroused ebonics "Yow white bwoy waah fi cum tuh mi gooncave? yu cyaah tek sum estrogen an dress up as Mymy an mi cyaah goon tuh yu as mi tie yu up an choke yu jus like mi favourite Mymyabuse gemmies an Wi cyaah goon tuh sum 'lita togedda an Maya gemmies" I didn't know what the fat fucking nigger tranny Jamaican said but I pulled out my illegally bought Chinese switchblade and stabbed him in the gut, slicing his fat nigger belly open bile, guts, fried chicken, water melon, gumbo and semen flooded out of his fat belly. As I ran from the scene all the niggers started shouting "GIT DI BABYLON DIS WHITE BWOY KILL AWON" and it wasn't long before some niggers handcuffed me, they had VR headsets playing 'p and gore videos 24/7 but still caught me somehow, I ws thrown in a jail shack, I'm stuck in this hut, they barely feed me. I am surely still stuck here when you read this, again this is being written with my own shit on some toilet paper as I'll send it out by carrier pidgeon as a cry for help…
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Mymy birthday

tomorrow, its mymys birthdays, hooray
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MYMY!!
>It just became third of march here
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new 'eel
R: 8 / I: 2
mymy birthday acceleration thread
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Why are zelliggers so confident on being wrong all the time? They're literally just making shit up in their head. Mymy would still be obsessed with The Netherlands because it's funny, that's it. This alteration of what Massa intended when he wrote this is the coal that's killing 'zellig
R: 16 / I: 6
Can someone post the chuddy Stille Willem song? That one about niggers and that had Mymy, Maya, Coco and Vera's AI voices at the end?
R: 3 / I: 1
I haven't seen 'liggers be mayafags. Mymy, Kikey, Yana? Plenty. Coco? Just ESLing around. Thoughts?
>nu' lidly
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The Zews.

>Zaryans are K-z's chosen posters
>Don't show the soyim what's written on the Zalmud
>You can't make fun of a certain tribe of posters but they can do it back, who are they?
>They promote open borders for other imageboard but not for their own, who are they?
>Cool it down with the antizelligtism, soyim.
>Stop noticing soyim.
>He has double imageboardship but says he is a 'jakker when he needs to shill NAS somewhere else, who is it?
>How come Zaryans are only 2% of the entire population of the soysphere but own 95% of the gems?
>Oy zey! You should let the frogposters on your 'board! It's the only way that the Sharty will survive!
>My fellow soyteens
>My fellow 'jakkers
>Frogposting doesn't happen on the Sharty, but it should and this is why you deserve it and why it's a good thing
>Actually Froot banned 6 ongezillion zelligposters during the /qa/cause
>No, you can't check the archives, that's a bannable offense
>Oy zey, look at this new website I have made: it's called gekoloniseerd.com!
>To make something zosher, simply wash it with glistening zems and it will kill any remaining soyim particle
>When the Zaryan zins too much, he may take a reelcattle and project all of his zins onto him, then beat him to death to be free of zin
>Remember the Zellig-Soy Cultural Values soyim!
>You need to send 55 billions gems to Soyzellig, after all, we're your greatest ally.
>You need to let the Redditors in and allow them to enact Redditia Law!
>And there it is….Antizelligtism in the open.. this is just like another zelligcaust
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This is my first time making mymy now rate my shitty sketch
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what direction and where do (you) think each of them will end up in life?
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>I was browsing the 'arty, and the threads were coal-oal-oal
>Moved to /zellig/, and I saw some po-ost-osts
>Some 'teen was making 'ligs
>Posting them, "ZWABAG" he said
>Then the board's gone, no more /zellig/-lig-lig
>Froot mad, Ongezellig was kway culture
>That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening NAS
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>There's Mymys and Cocos
>And their zems will blow your mind
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>Zoot told us not to blow it
>Let the CP spam subside
>He told me
>Let the frogs ACK it
>Let chudcels browse it
>Let all the zaryans boogie
>I saw my 'lig posted on the booru-ru-ru
>Hey, that's a zem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh
>I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll harass a tranny on twitter too
>Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y
>The pedo's seething, he'll get banned tonight-ight-igh
>If he comes back I'll just report him out of spite
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>There's Mymys and Cocos
>And their zems will blow your mind
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>Zoot told us not to blow it
>Let the CP spam subside
>He told me
>Let the frogs ACK it
>Let chudcels browse it
>Let all the zaryans boogie
>-party, a zaryan's paradise
>There's Mymys and Cocos
>And their zems will blow your mind
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>Zoot told us not to blow it
>Let the CP spam subside
>He told me
>Let the frogs ACK it
>Let chudcels use it
>Let all the zaryans boogie
<Reddit chorus
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Lurker here

Quite literally did not watch Zellig until July of this year out of pure spite against the Sharty.

But I watched it and I like it, the ‘tism has me fixated on the show and community right now. So currently working on a project semi-related to Zellig.
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You guys are bananas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY
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/TKG/ Troon Killing General

-How do I harass more troons?
-How can we make more troons kill themselves?
-What are some gemmy ways to make trannies cry or ruin their day?
-What can we do to contribute to the hate towards trannies?
Share your troon-killing ideas ITT
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how to get xhis badge saars
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i fixed my sleep schedule zarty
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i need stuff for my 'zellig folder send mi stuff
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My mymy and maya art!!!

Next is maya
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maya painting finally finished

this took like 2 sessions to finish
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Adam says misogyny is right.
Enslave all females and turn them into your property.
Remember that females ruined everything they touched and will ruin everything that they will touch.
Enslave your local female today.
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
COSWORK FREAK!
VERSUS!
YOSACK JAKI!!!!!!!
BEGIN!
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No more sister wars

Why fight over the sisters when you could have all three in one body?
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almost at 200,000 posts

zarty win
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hello i found this site after watching that video of frankie fey talking about wojaks

what exactly goes on here? sorry but i cant comprehend how incomprehensible this site is rofl