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Whos your favourite namefag?
R: 8 / I: 5

GARTIC PHONE

HOSTING GARTIC PHONE
ZARYANS ARE WELCOME TO JOIN
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01e1660131
R: 93 / I: 47

OPEN ANOTHER ONGEZELLIG MINECRAFT SERVER

We, as Zaryans, need to come together as a community to open up an Anarchy Minecraft Server.
R: 1 / I: 0

Lore information nobody cares about

Erhmmmm… Did you know that Mymy was an autist from the beginning? I mean, users in the comment section was joking about her for acting like she was autistic. Then Massa used it in the show, gived Mymy a replica where she said Maya is a "healthy and lively autist".
R: 9 / I: 2
>be me browsing zarty
>janny applications open up
>i send an email
>"We analyzed your post history and saw that atleast 50% of your posts involve colored cocks, but we're desperate so"
>i get the janny discord link
>i join, in the member list i see 17 people including Zoot, Zuz and some other people i surprisingly recognize like r_terra and mikebullet
>i notice a channel named #csam
>All 17 mods discussing ways of kidnapping and raping children, pages and pages of cp
>i get scared and leave the server
>i get dm'd with my house address, "You betrayed us and you will suffer the consequences"
>go outside obviously scared
>a man named Zoll arrives and blows my face off with a shotgun
does this ever happen to you?
R: 4 / I: 1

Mymy comes back to her roots

So I'd like to make an AI song (made picrel myself just for it) but seems like every Mymy's AI sounds like a strangled cat trying to give birth to a demon, any good AI dataset and/or website that I could use?
R: 8 / I: 2
add /caca/
R: 22 / I: 6

Attention this is a continuation of the topic:

https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/26708.html

Guys, I think I found something! This church could be added by Masse as an Easter egg, as this temple may be modeled after Van Gogh's church in Etten-Leur. I suspect that the action of "Ongezellig" could take place in Brabant, but the easiest way would be to simply ask Massa himself where the action of this universe takes place. If someone is bored, they should also look for a similar church in smaller towns on Google Earth - it would make the investigation easier.
R: 23 / I: 7
what happened to this site? why is there so many weirdos and pedos? why is there barely any gems? why is there so much weirdposting about the 16 year old zellig girls? what we are seeing on this site is what zellig is gonna be for the rest of time since there's not gonna be anymore genuine fans after they all leave this shit behind: a bunch of cord trannies and pedos gooning to little girls.

It's not easy trying to clean the site when Da Joos want you to do useless things like (((education camps))) and throw stupid life stuff at you. Even with how far chuds have come, pedogoonerfags are harder to eradicate. We're still doing our best to solve this, but it's getting much more difficult to do as time passes.
R: 17 / I: 9
kill this nigger
R: 3 / I: 4
Post a 'Zellig character and what music they would listen to. I'll start with Mymy
R: 10 / I: 2
Is this the same thing with zelligniggers?

What is this post mane ☠
R: 1 / I: 0
>We will have flying BBCs in 50 years in the future o algo
<No. We will be using more computational power than was required to render the Cars (2006) movie to synthesize a low quality AI voice of a Korean girl playing a Japanese girl pretending to be a Dutch girl reading out skibidi toilet lore.
https://voca.ro/1ewxABqefoUI
R: 40 / I: 10

We need MILLIONS to watch Ongezellig

I've made a plan. Mass produce tiktok videos with Ongezellig videos and an ASMR video to keep the brainless people watching. Eventually all the fags will get washed out eventually.
R: 28 / I: 14
You guys are pedos
R: 8 / I: 3
What if I gave Massa a $100k to his Dutch Patreon or whatever the fuck? Would it cure his nigger aids and he'll get off his ass to continue with the show or what?
R: 6 / I: 1

Proving that Cleo is of African descent

There is a picture where it shows Cleo's information (below)
It says she was born in Willemstad, which is a city in Curaçao.
Curaçao is basically Dutch Jamaica and almost all of the Curaçao citizen have African ancestry
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro-Cura%C3%A7aoans
>Afro-Curaçaoans are people from the island of Curaçao of fully or partially African descent. They make up the majority of Curaçao's population.
Now explain to me why Coco is close friend with her
R: 19 / I: 7
Is there a chance that the fags will stumble across Ongezellig and tear it down? I've been thinking about this for some time. What're the chances of this show going mainstream
R: 13 / I: 8

Actual continuity error

I noticed a legit continuity error, according to the student file ,(included) Maya's birthday is September 21st, 200x, BUT, on the Maya's sweet 16 comic, the last panel(also included) depicts the weather as being cold and overcast.
Cmon massa we know you can do better
R: 6 / I: 0
>tfw Maya's only future is literally that one hentai comic about a girl's life going into a downward spiral of drugs, prostitution and STDs after High School
R: 6 / I: 0
I did some digging and found some pretty surprising result related to the popularity of Ongezellig
Apparently. The word grew in popularity in September 2023 (around that time a popular Russian cartoon reviewer would review ongezellig) and then it hit its peak of popularity in April 2024
Now its decreasing in popularity
Do you think we should keep going with popularizing Zellig by getting cartoon youtube reviewers to review ongezellig?
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/r/

Anyone got the one where Cleo is doing the 2 middle fingers? I need it thanks
R: 3 / I: 1
Massa updated his website again
https://www.studiomassa.nl/
What it looked like before: https://web.archive.org/web/20240106093201/https://studiomassa.nl/
What could this mean fellow Zaryans?
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>Me and my only female friend, both 17
>Told me yesterday that she broke up with her bf
>He doesn’t want along d’stance relationship and saw some pretty girl on the Metro or something
>Cried to me on phone for 10 minutes
>Today they reconciled

Is this what I’m missing out while playing Hearts of Iron all day Zaryans? Is this the teenage love Hollywood and Country music promised? Should I try to go out with hopes of finding a girl like Mymy? Or should I ask my grandma to find me an illiterate mormon girl from Utah? Where is our generation headed?
R: 5 / I: 1

Strange Pastebin I found

Posted on May 8th, 2019: https://pastebin.com/yKvRnsze
Google Translated:
>Dear Sir/Madam,
<
>This Context is optional, but certainly helpful:
<
>Until recently I was the main administrator of the Community server of the Dutch Youtuber Studio Massa. During my position there I fought against a number of alt-right trolls who shared a lot of politically extremist stuff. Studio Massa, the youtuber and owner of the Server, has been inactive for half a year, takes no responsibility for the Server, refuses to give up ownership and does not offer any staff member assistance by publicly choosing a side. Because of this I got stuck between his wishes / those of the good half of the community and those of the other half (the trolls), which made me overstressed and paranoid. Those same trolls abused the inactive owner to slowly make the community distrust me, which eventually made me voluntarily step down because it became too much for me mentally (exactly according to their intentions). Despite being away from there for a few months now and focusing on my own community where drama has no place, I still get negativity almost daily, and since a few days I know why: The banned extremist trolls have set up a Shadowserver where they collect as much information about me and a few others as possible, expose it and actively spread hate to new and old members of the Studio Massa Community; despite the fact that I have been away from there for months. The owners of that shadowserver allow everything even if it violates the discord TOS, so the existence of this Server is extremely harmful to everyone relevant to Massadonia.
End of Context.
<
>I have two general questions based on this context.
<
>1. Regarding the Mainserver: How is Discord looking at a Server that slowly becomes "a loose cannon" by an owner who has explicitly chosen to become inactive and not transfer ownership to anyone else. In principle, a community and its staff are then doomed to fight it out themselves in the most dramatic ways possible in the event of any fragmentation, as I have unfortunately experienced myself.
<
>2. Regarding the Shadow Server of the banned members: What is the best way to report a Server with multiple Discord TOS violations of multiple types? After a week of analyzing the Server, I have created a spreadsheet with almost all mild to severe TOS violations in the Shadow Server (ID: 523967300173430813). I have added this as an attachment for context, but this does not have to be an official report. But since I can only report 1 user, 1 type of TOS violation and 1 message at a time, I wonder if there is a better way to report this.
<
>You have my sincere gratitude for spending your time to answer my questions (possibly with the help of the context). Please take your time for an answer or follow-up, and if you need more information, please do not hesitate to ask.
<
>Kind regards,
<
>Michael "MikedeKokkie" de Kok, former admin of Massadonia
TL;DR (based on the translated text): This appears to be a 2 party conversation between admin Mike and someone who is not explicitly named, but they appear to be a former admin of the server. They talk about how they had "fought against a number of alt-right trolls who shared a lot of politically extremist stuff." and that these same trolls would "harass" them and that they formed a "Shadowserver" where they collect as much information about them and others as possible, expose it and actively cause discourse to new and old members of the Studio Massa Community. Mike then questions some of the stuff this person brings up as concern.
That begs the question of who is this "Shadowserver" of trolls that have attempted to scrape info and harass one of the admins there into leaving and pester the rest of the community before soyteens did? (Reminder the "Hi again /qa/ bros" spammer didn't post on /qa/ until around August, 2021)
This may be related to >>27160, but the months are so far off from each other it's hard to say.
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>driveable gooks
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Can someone please draw Coco and Barend Strydom holding up a large AWB flag together. It'd fit very well because they're both based Aryan South African racists
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Wholesome or something
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do you think she is cute?
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'zellig is dead because i said so and the novelty wore off or something
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Oh no a frog

Now your day is ruined
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i like to look under mymy's dress in the model, it makes me feel great, when i'm in the bad mood, i always do that, i recommend you to do the same, i want to run her over with a car while singing EURO-PA-PA, EURO-PA-PA and wave european schengen's flag around.
R: 2 / I: 1

/TV/ 200000000 GET IS COMING

YOU WILL STEAL IT!
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=tv&get=200000000&chan=4chan
R: 22 / I: 6
>O SAAR COCO IM BOUTA CUM o algo
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I do wonder why this is the case.

Your 'sponse, Zaryans?
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4CUCK'S /VT/ 77777777 GET IS APPROACHING

PREPARE TO STEAL IT!
https://4chan.org/vt/
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=vt&get=77777777&chan=4chan
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Are the buildings in the background based on an actual location? Can we geolocate them? Also, what is Zoey reading?
R: 9 / I: 8
Hate nazis love ongezellig
simple as kek
R: 14 / I: 4

One More Shot

Did it get deleted?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53136580
R: 4 / I: 1
/vt/ get is coming up, you VVILL steal it, and you VVILL post a picture of Mymy in /lig/ because it would be funny
https://boards.4chan.org/vt/thread/77768742
R: 2 / I: 0

Translated comics

Translated a random comic I found on deviant art with google if you have any translated comics yourself post them. "confusionandcreation" is the artist if interested.
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2b2t takeover

2b2t, a kind of niche Minecraft Server, could be used to spread Ongezellig. For starters mostly,everyone on 2b2t are no lifes and are chuds. Yes there are some fags on 2b but its a fraction of the people. Second, they are a very enclosed group. Unlike every other faggot community, 2b2t came from late 4chan and worrying about trannies taking over Ongezellig isn't going to happen. To spread the word the best way is to make maparts, they are Minecraft maps that you can put designs on, we can ace these maps in the most populated areas on the server. There ARE some cons to this though. First, if you dont want to wait hours in their "queue" you can pay 20$ to skip the line whenever you want for a monthly fee, or a single time purchase for a month. Second, we need materials, there is a duplication glitch though. There are many talented people 2b2t and if we spread to there, Ongezellig might be better than ever, and wont be popular enough to get raided by faggots outside
R: 51 / I: 32
Them arguing again…
-Vera Persijn
R: 9 / I: 2
Someone on /co/ paid for another ad spot on Time Square (Nigga that's NUTS!)
R: 1 / I: 0
>Here is some extremely boring information about my life
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mymy

Mymy is the type of person, that would say the N-word in the midle of the good game of Tf2. She wouldn't be banned because she is a girl!
R: 26 / I: 6
austinball.. your response?
R: 6 / I: 1
>ongezellig mentioned
Hi fed
R: 1 / I: 0
Efteling theme park 🌷🇳🇱🎡🎢
R: 6 / I: 3

Zaryan

May I please have a water
R: 33 / I: 7
This guy is so obsessed bruh 🤣💀
These comments are from deel 1+2 btw
R: 5 / I: 0
https://drawiki.com/ongezellig

ann1 wna join?
R: 32 / I: 14
KILL FAGGOTS
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Third time's the charm

Extended this guy's stuff
https://youtu.be/v7FcDtVKKa0?si=0bzWeLEL-khI7PcY

He isn't exactly keyed but I thought this unfinished animation of his was gemmy

>Timed-out

>Not a WebM file
R: 17 / I: 3

Maya

Am I the only one who thinks that Maya is hot?
R: 5 / I: 3
Are there any AI models/sites that can turn the girls into old style oil paintings like from William van Oranj (aka Stille Willem)'s time in the 1500s? Would be really gemmy imo
R: 3 / I: 1
>_gussywussy
>mutual servers
>"Neco Zone"
>"Kittens"
Erm… what the sigma?
R: 27 / I: 7
>trooncord woke up
FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK PRIDE MONTH, FUCK NIGGERS WHO SUPPORTS THIS EVENT
<le reddit space
/ZELLIG/ WIN
/LGBT/ LOST
R: 11 / I: 3
dude holy shit do NOT download this webm file >>26017 it's cursed. i don't know what this janny/mod did to this video, but it breaks windows
so My PC has been running way too slow, and making noises, and the windows file explorer kept glitching out, the thumbnails of files not showing up, sometimes straight up not being able to open files, it was getting so annoying. this shit went on for 3 days. i finally checked the running processes and a proces called "COM surrogate" was using like 1 GB of memory for some reason. i investigated this, and apparently COM surrogate is a windows process and it's using so much memory because it keeps trying to create a thumbnail for a video file, but it fails every time so it gets stuck on this loop over and over while clogging the memory. i used something called processexplorer to discover which video file was causing this problem, and found out it was "soyzellig mod interface.webm" , i saved it 3 days ago because i wanted to keep the video of what soyzellig's mod interface looks like. and upon discovering this file, i couldn't delete it either. to delete it, i had to restart the computer in safe mode, and then i was finally able to get rid of it. this shit took me 3 whole days to figure out. i had no idea you could break someones's pc with a webm file like that. we could weaponize this somehow
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Hey, do any of you Zaryans have the other variants of these? I'm trying to complete my collection
R: 12 / I: 5
Zaryans of xitter, please, stop posting OCs.
Nobody is interested in your delusional characters which haven't any connection with zellig
R: 51 / I: 21
Why did they ban me for saying this?
R: 5 / I: 2
Sketches of coco and kiki (and cato's juicebox)
R: 5 / I: 1
I just realized…
R: 5 / I: 2
/floydzellig/
R: 2 / I: 0

Old Petjead banner Art

>OH MY FAUCI, IT'S LORE!!!!!!
R: 4 / I: 2

mymy

So guys, bassicaly have a friend that likes soyjaks. I met the guy a year ago and he showed me cool video of Soyjaks dancing with song called "Weird science". I saw Coco shaking her hand at the begining. I said to him "What is this?". He explained to me that it's called Ongezellig. Year later I watched Ongezellig. Gotta say it's a good show. It's ironic because I ended up being a Soyteen and Zaryan.
R: 5 / I: 0
Fnfags have taken over Sharty's /qa/
Bump Zellig threads and create new ones until they're gone
R: 2 / I: 1
I'm reforming the Dutch Empire in Bloody Europe II. I already conquered Belgium and Luxembourg. France and Germany are next
R: 11 / I: 3
i'm still jealous of that one zaryan who said he's studying in south africa and many girls in the school look like coco even doe he probably made it up. today i used perfumed shampoo and hair conditioner just to imagine how coco's beautiful fluffy hair would smell like.
R: 23 / I: 5
Mymy fanart. My siblings say it looks like she has jaundice, what do yall think?
R: 13 / I: 4
>deleted my thread
0 freedom of speech award
R: 7 / I: 3
They are trying to ban zellig posting after one of us joined. change the vote so the sclog can be a zellig forum
https://soyjak.blog/index.php?threads/ban-ongezellig.2180/page-2#post-32197
R: 13 / I: 4
Keyed as fuck or Locked as shit?
R: 11 / I: 6

Ongezellig

She is the best racist character.
R: 18 / I: 5

Pride month 'zellig

We're so valid xisters!
R: 1 / I: 0
What does IAZ and soft NAZ mean?
R: 4 / I: 1
I am black and I like ongezellig
why do you guys have to all be racist?
happy pride month btw
R: 4 / I: 2
MARGE??????????
R: 20 / I: 3
>lmao Mymy isnt actually racist
R: 0 / I: 0

Low effort stuff

Used some stuff I found on the sharty's Ongezellig AI thread. I was planning to use Mymy to AI voice the whole song but no luck so far, so I settled for this instead
R: 5 / I: 3
mymy ha black hair? and brown eyes? isn't that just a shitskin? I mean if not for the cartoony orange skin color she would be some yellow chink
I don't know this makes me enjoy the show way less knowing this now.
R: 17 / I: 21
Post a zelliger and what type of games they play
R: 26 / I: 5
REEEEEEEEEEE KILL HIM!!!!
R: 5 / I: 1
>some shitty 4 minutes troonslop has more views than all of ongezellig
I feel defeated. I thought our show was good?
R: 8 / I: 6

MYMY TORTURE GAME

Would be cool and satisfying and stress relieving and relaxing methinks
R: 6 / I: 2

Wakeup babe new cam artwork just dropped

Mymy is Maltese confirmed by Cam, she realised the superior cuisine of Malta.

I LOVE EATING BUNNY RABBITS
R: 40 / I: 11
when did you guys find out about 'zellig?
R: 5 / I: 0
Some mymycare and mymyrevenge images which haven't been posted outside of the cursed thread yet
R: 21 / I: 5
Whats something unusual you HAVE to do in your lifetime?
R: 8 / I: 1
fuck this shit website
R: 6 / I: 8

baba win

baba win
R: 3 / I: 1

I wrote about Maya

Hallo allemaal.
I wrote these 900 words, but I am dissatisfied with them. It feels shallow. If you've any advice on how I could improve on it, I'd very much appreciate it.
https://pastebin.com/WtEy04n2
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dutch is not a real language
R: 22 / I: 3
Why are we like this?
R: 12 / I: 8
ITT post a gem and a coal in no particular order, ill start (NAZ allowed)
R: 10 / I: 4

The 'zellig effect is truly remarkable

I just cannot understand how zellig gained such a big community and even obsession over it. But I am personally a part of this effect. I mean, its just a stupid silly animation that doesn't even last 20 minutes in total. Normally when I find something like this on YT I think about it maybe for the rest of the day and forget about it. I have watched several much longer, deeper and more complex shows like BCS or AoT, and it's completely understandable for them to be stuck in my head for some time, but this?! I see I'm not alone with it albeit, so I wonder why is this happening? Why this short and rather shallow animation is getting stuck in so many people's heads? Is it because we are all fucking autists?
R: 27 / I: 7
what if the antizelligers are right..? what if we're nothing but autistic retards obsessing over a failed tranime? what if we're nothing but niggers larping as nazis? what if we're nothing but a pest to the sharty? i think a mass suicide is the only option…

>failed tranime even though we're the most successful chuddy community keeping troons out as much as possible
>niggers larping as nazis even though we've made so many shining glistering gems compred to the rest of anti-zelligfags
>pest to the sharty even though our histories have always co-existed side-by-side and we'll always be soyteen by heart
Yep issa falseflagger, may God change your heart for the better