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R: 61 / I: 16
very gemmy effortrald 'blox game
https://www.roblox.com/games/104969284128503/Mymys-Hide-and-Seek
>its just the /v/ schoolocaust game but family friendly and made for little agugus
R: 38 / I: 7

ITT: we guess the religions of the 'Zellig Characters

Coco - Devout Calvinist Protestant Christian
Maya - Agnostic Calvinist Protestant Christian
Mymy - Devout Calvinist Protestant Christian
Adam - (LARPer) Tengrism
Axel - Devout Lutheran Protestant Christian
Bert - Devout Lutheran Protestant Christian
Cato - Devout Sunni Muslim
Cleo - Agnostic Sunni Muslim
Henk - Agnostic Lutheran Protestant Christian
Ilse - Devout Ashkenazi Jew
Kiki - Agnostic Catholic Christian
Roos - Devout Calvinist Protestant Christian
Tryn - Devout Calvinist Protestant Christian
Wiel - Devout Catholic Christian
The rest are all reddit atheists and new-age-spiritualitytards (yfke)
R: 27 / I: 3
Made a little thingy
R: 92 / I: 33
i looked up coco schoppenboer on brave search to get a reference because i wanted to draw her and i instantly saw some stuff i didn't really want to se
R: 8 / I: 3
only women, pedophiles or autists have this level of obsession with drawn girls
R: 15 / I: 2

My Prayer

I pray to God that He may protect the good people of this board and that He will punish those who seek to spread their corruption. I pray that God will give strength to those who seek Your help, and that I pray that the corrupt when they attempt to find strength they only find weakness and a very slow and agonizing death, unless they turn back from their ways and seek you God. Amen.
R: 2 / I: 1
We live, we love, we seethe
R: 3 / I: 0

Cleo learns about Rwandan genocide

Would she support tutsis or hutus?
R: 4 / I: 0
I always wanted to remake that one video, and now I did
R: 6 / I: 3
Remember these gemerald (rating up to debate) 'fics?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59022655
https://archiveofourown.org/works/61358905
The last one dropped recently
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65159419
R: 4 / I: 5
anyone have a picture of coco's shoes? i'm drawing something, i'll post it when it's done if enough people want me to.
R: 3 / I: 0
>Ongezellig if it was in Atlanta
R: 5 / I: 0
what do amerimutts mean when they say stuff like "first period, second period" in their schools? is it the number of the lesson or is it the recess or something else?
R: 9 / I: 0

zellig if Kuz knew english

this is what we could have had…
R: 15 / I: 3
Marge? What do you niggas see in this cartoon to make a whole website out of it? I dont get it.
R: 0 / I: 0
i made my mom a chocolate chip cookie pizza for mother's day, what did you do for mother's day?
R: 9 / I: 1
Nigga heil hitler…… i love maya so much…
R: 33 / I: 26

Happy Maya

Post anything featuring Maya being happy or smiling
R: 2 / I: 0
-
R: 9 / I: 3
>A few NAZ threads will be allow in /zellig/ during weekends.
R: 12 / I: 1
the duel continues
R: 4 / I: 0
>Okay, you know what; consider me gone from the board. I officially withdraw all collaboration with the zarty now. You guys can stick to your delusional little echo chamber and I will stick to my gooning space. I'm done trying to make this shit work and trying to understand/negotiate with the puritans on here. I still believe that there are normal people on here and there's hope that you guys can turn this place into something normal, but it will not be because of me. Enjoy reverting to your old ways of being hated and spit on by every other part of the community, if that's how you prefer it to be.
R: 3 / I: 0
Zoot should buy the sharty
R: 14 / I: 6
What are you doing for his birthday zaryans?
R: 4 / I: 0
uh tf is up with the Kate's page on the wiki? =ZOOOOOOT THE FALSEFLAGGER JEET WAS KATE ALL ALONG=
R: 7 / I: 1
>Touch my first stroopwafel, i saw madness
>I see it, i want it, i got to have it
R: 3 / I: 1
>damn, there are a lot of pedophiles on this site and many of them don't admit that they are pedophiles
R: 30 / I: 4
feed mymy stroopwafel until she puke then feed her more stroopwafel and then throw stroop wafel at her and then bury her in more stroopwafel
R: 7 / I: 0
redditcacas…
R: 12 / I: 8
OMGSISAAAAAA
R: 68 / I: 20
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE
R: 1 / I: 0
ORANGE FUCKER
R: 114 / I: 69
hello everypony im buying a new computer soon, enjoy the soymy
R: 27 / I: 6
THE CIA IS HIDING THE DEELZ THREMBO, EVEN THE JANNIES DELETE INFO ABOUT IT HERE BECAUSE THEY ARE PAID BY GLOWIES
R: 4 / I: 1
Implying that Koos is slavic and Adam is central asian such as mongolian/kazakh, would they get into a fight?
R: 2 / I: 0
I don't think it's correct to portray them having the same height
Here are their actual heights
Coco - 180 cm/5'9
Maya - 170 cm/5,6
Mymy - 162 cm/5'3
There a lot of factors to that, such as dutch consuming a lot of dairy + Due to Coco being from SA she is definetely tanned and tanning makes bones stronger
R: 6 / I: 1
I've noticed that offsiters, whether it be sharty, 'cord or xitter, seem to often refer to zarty as a "dead site" or something along the lines of "almost dead, on the brink of death, no one uses it" even though the activity on zarty is the same as it's always been. what causes them to think like this?
R: 27 / I: 8

According to my calculations

Character preference of zarty users has really changed since last year
54% Prefer Maya
26% Prefer Mymy
13% Prefer Coco
7% Prefer other characters
R: 8 / I: 2
<spiteposting
<out blacklunged
<DFC
<mymyabuse
<Okay, you know what;
<begging for water
<niggerwiggle
<zoyim
</barbant/
<rangereplace
<pet nigger
<reelcaca
R: 29 / I: 11
i have 63 images about maya already! i love her so much!
R: 34 / I: 16
Post Maya images
R: 27 / I: 7

I Made Coco Antisemitic

The title says it all.
R: 20 / I: 3

إسلام

>لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ
R: 2 / I: 0
Nothing wrong with this image
R: 26 / I: 4
What did she do for this fate?
R: 14 / I: 2
Here's Foenkie as angryjak. What do you think?
R: 1 / I: 0
>using the zarty
R: 35 / I: 5
I know Zoot's real identity
R: 36 / I: 4
It seems to me that Tutu misunderstood Massak's words about Maya's father Ravi. He is not a Hindu. He is half a native Indian from Suriname, which is still controlled by the Netherlands and everyone there speaks Dutch.
R: 18 / I: 3
ridi pagliaccio
R: 10 / I: 3
Oh my fucking fauci, it's diamond…
https://x.com/peapeasnpeas/status/1739402460148490504?s=46
R: 35 / I: 4
What would the Zellig characters be ideologically
R: 7 / I: 0

How

How did Mymy get to Netherlands? I can't fucking understand im retarded 88 iq negro
R: 10 / I: 1

It's Heccin' Maya Day!!!!!

Holy shit, it's Maya Day, holy shit, holy fuck, oh my God!!!
R: 61 / I: 20

School Newspaper

did anyone translate this before?
R: 6 / I: 0
I was looking through friendshipjaks on the Sharty's 'ru and I found 3 'ligs on one page. Is the Sharty healing?
R: 129 / I: 42

Mymy's striking similarity to this character from a 2013 show

Just found about this thing
Did Massa simply have a copyright issue for reusing a design and kept the reason secret?
R: 6 / I: 2

Confrontation with a Tranny

>GIVE ME YOUR VAGI-NA-NA!
<WHAT THE ZELLIG I JUST WANTED TO BUY THIGH HIGH SOCKS THAT WERE CLEARLY MADE FOR WOMEN! NOT PERVERTED OLD MEN
>How DARE YOU you sick transphobic terf! SECURITY SECURITY THERE IS A TRANSPHOBE HARMING ME AAHHHHHHH
R: 43 / I: 20

Just reposting art I made

This is so retro you can feel the pixels , these pixel really make you feel like you are pixeling the pixel of my pixel and -
R: 20 / I: 2
I see quite a few talented people here, we need to create more content in the likeness of /v/ do you have something like that?
R: 18 / I: 4
ITT sends songs Maya would probably listen to
R: 10 / I: 1
>ripping mymy's nipples off just because shes japanese and you're mongolian so that you avenge the mongolians who died in the japanese-caused-storm centuries ago
R: 7 / I: 2
Mymy's eyes shot wide open, her mouth falling agape as she heard the dreaded word "België". She recoiled slightly, her nose wrinkling up in disgust.

"…BELGIË?" She spat out the word like it was poison on her tongue, her voice dripping with disdain and revulsion.

She leaned back in her chair, crossing her arms over her small chest as she eyed the Belgian student up and down with a critical gaze, her blue contacts glinting with a mixture of anger and contempt.

"Well… isn't that just fucking perfect," she muttered under her breath, before plastering a fake, forced smile on her face.

"And here I thought we were finally rid of the Belgian scum infesting our schools. Guess I was wrong," she said with a bitter laugh, shaking her head.

She turned away from the Belgian with a huff, her ginger bob swishing behind her as she faced the front of the class, her shoulders hunched in a clear sign of her displeasure at having to sit next to a Belgian.

Throughout the rest of the lesson, Mymy made no effort to hide her disdain for the Belgian, occasionally shooting them dirty looks or muttering under her breath about 'fucking Belgians'. It was clear that being seated next to a Belgian student from her hated neighboring country was the last thing the patriotic Dutch nationalist wanted.
R: 17 / I: 11

Markeb comic

Will move posting that xitter pencil 'mic from xitteralds thread to this one, as it seems its pretty stable project unlike other ones that get dropped after 2 pages.
R: 1 / I: 1
REMEMBER SOYTEENS!!!!!

Ongezellig is a Jewish psyop to control Aryan minds in depression, making a high quality show and never releasing more episodes for Aryans to get depressed so they never make the Aryan revolution of 2030, WAKE UP!
R: 9 / I: 2
Margepill me who is terra cause im a nuzartycaca
R: 35 / I: 7

hi guys

hi guys I drew mymy guys I hope that you like it guys
R: 21 / I: 2

MAYA VVON

=TOTAL MAYA CARE!=
R: 7 / I: 2

WHO WINS THIS FIGHT?

ORANGE CUTIE
VS PURPLE BITCH
R: 11 / I: 5
If Maya was genderbent would he(she) be called Aztec?
R: 9 / I: 2
My jeet father beat the living FUCK out of me part 2.
<reddit space
This is a continuation of my thrilling ass whooping through the hands of my father few months after he discovered the contents of soyzellig on my computer. I made a thread about that too.
<reddit space
I was busy scrolling through zarty as usual even though my dad forbade me to scroll on here. I'll cut to the chase. He absolutely demolished and twisted my nips after finding out I was browsing on here again. He stripped me naked like a kike in a concentration camp and I had to scramble to quickly hide my Maya goon collection printouts in my ass so my dad doesn't finds it. He still beat me with a leather belt and shoes mutilating and disfiguring parts of my body. Im mindbroken. I think I clenched my butt too hard which made me swallow those maya goon pics up my hole. Well atleast that is safe. I have been abused and destroyed absolutely crumbling my thoughts on my sexuality and now I identify as non-binary. Maya will cuddle with me irl and give me affirmations for my speedy recovery.
R: 4 / I: 1
How would maya feel if she was shot by a obese dravidian pajeet troon from belgium
R: 4 / I: 2
new 'eel
R: 11 / I: 5
my exams are fucking over and coal content will resume NIGGERS…(i need ideas). Jeet this side btw.
R: 22 / I: 6

Interesting message from Maya's VA

From pic related, this is what she says (Google Translated):
>Hi Sam,
>Maybe this attempt at drawing reminds you of something. At least, that was my intention. I can still remember the very first drawing you ever made for my birthday, and now that there is a definitive end to Unsociable, it feels like the circle is coming full circle.
to portray Maya when things don't work out according to a script written by you with passion as a driving force, Who else can make me empathize with a character like this,
>b-thanks…
>that I have to shed a tear at the end of every viewing session?
>I have recently reflected a lot on the role that my participation in Ongezellig has played in my development over the past 6 (!) years. This way I was able to transform a clumsy leisure activity into a Skill that I can perform with confidence. I also met several people who are dear to me to this day, and I have an overwhelming number of positive memories of portraying an introverted Brabant girl who prefers to be left alone. I am extremely proud to be a part of Ongezellig, and there isn't a single cringeworthy Al cover that can take that feeling away from me.
>So the ending of Unsociable is unfortunate, but there are no regrets. Actually, it's not a shame at all. In short, I don't like it at all
>It's not hyperbole when I say you changed my life.
>From compliments on my acting that have stuck with me to this day, to offering a level of understanding of my circumstances that not many others ever experience, I appreciate the warm welcome you have given me from the start offered, and I always feel at home with the calm, humorous and pleasant (ha ha) atmosphere that you manage to create when we finally manage to see each other.
>In the coming years, I can finally label you as just a good friend, instead of "technically my employer". In the coming years, you can finally focus on finding a satisfying balance between creating passion-driven YouTube. videos and a job that can be demanding here and there. As far as I'm concerned, that's a better ending than 16-year-old me could ever have imagined.
>I wish you a peaceful recovery, Robin
Mainly this part that peaked my interest:
>I am extremely proud to be a part of Ongezellig, and there isn't a single cringeworthy Al cover that can take that feeling away from me.
First time any of the VAs ever acknowledged the existence of AI use for their voices afaik. She probably commented on it in der 'cord in the past, but we pretty much know now she's rather indifferent to these things.
R: 15 / I: 2
it's literally impossible to enter the sharty with tor or a vpn right now. you can't even lurk it doesn't even let you in the site. how did it get this bad?
R: 25 / I: 6
Darkerst coal ever extracted from the deepest depths of niggerhell
R: 11 / I: 3
Cleo is having a gang war with moroccan mafia, only in Drenthe💀💀💀💀💀
R: 18 / I: 1

xitter brimstone detected

RAPE RAPE RAPE AND KILL THE NIGGA WHO MADE THIS
>>le reddit space
WAR WAR WAR! IMMEDIATE YURINIGGER EXTERMINATION!
R: 6 / I: 0
Where do Maya's imaginary friends come from?
R: 42 / I: 9

Guessing ethnicities of 'lig cast

so here is an image, i put flags of their ethnicities
Kike - french, Mymy - japsterdamese, Yfke - frisian, Coco - boer, Wiel - italian, Cleo - afro-curacaoan, Ilse - polish kike, Maya - you already how much of a mutt she is
Source: zelligwiki if that matters
YOU WILL EXPAND THE IMAGE
R: 1 / I: 0
New 4/20 toss
R: 18 / I: 7
>one batch of nazi cookies, white supremacist flavour please
<what Nazi cookies
>oh the zarties of course
R: 35 / I: 10
Which artstyle do we like more?
R: 5 / I: 0
>the maiden
<the mother
^the crone
R: 10 / I: 4
>Alright nigga be honest with me now tell me the truth my nigga

>Have you ever been fucked this good?


<NO KING


>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FUCKED THIS GOOD


<NO KING


>ARE YOU SERIOUS MY NIGGA?


<
R: 25 / I: 6
Zarties are in, stroopwaffels are out
R: 6 / I: 2
What happened to Noga though? Would be very sad if he got thrown away or died
R: 7 / I: 5
>I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA
R: 6 / I: 2
Would Mymy get laser surgery to make her eyes blue?
R: 0 / I: 0
>>>>>cross imageboard zellig dueling
R: 12 / I: 5
What if Coco but nut, Coconut?
R: 10 / I: 0
>Are you guys mongoloids or something?
Maya: 25% Chinese 25% Indonesian
Mymy: 90%+ Japanese
R: 6 / I: 0
Are Mymy and Maya lactose tolerant?
R: 23 / I: 5
i want to see what the stars look like, let me out of this hell
R: 6 / I: 3
>you will never slapfight people over autistic nas vs zellig on /qa/ with absolutely 0 jannies on board and constant bump wars
R: 7 / I: 1
The mad lad actually did it…
R: 4 / I: 1
>maya will never be a watermelon
maya watermelon:
R: 20 / I: 8
Everyone wishes they could help Maya BUT SHE'S NOT FUCKING REAL