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R: 27 / I: 7
I keep getting friend requests from steam jewkike jeet shitskin nigger scammers and today i've had enough, i will now mindbreak them with agugu, more coming soon
R: 12 / I: 3
>ok PQTRIOTS were gonna be learning about why israel is our greatest ally
<uhh question? doesn't israel have a history of attacking us, though?
^yeah, it says here that in 1967, israel attacked the USS Libe-
>NEVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN OR I WILL HAVE YOU TWO EXPELLED
R: 124 / I: 26

END OF ZELLIG

IT'S ACTUALLY OVER FOR REAL THIS TIME
https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot

A new petje update released a couple of minutes ago. After "The combination of a burnout, a new life stage, a difficult pitch phase, a limited support and a successful side" and 4 years, Massa is cancelling the monthly ongezellig illustrations, and with it, any and all potential for more ongezellig content whatsoever.

<Thank you again to everyone who contributed. I hope you are still happy with the results that you have been able to make true. Remember, Ongezellig not as a failed pilot, but as a successful short film.
R: 9 / I: 2
for the ongezellig reanimated collab or something
R: 8 / I: 1
Never before seen zellig screencap? Idk where this came from
R: 10 / I: 2
Why is zellig popular on ifunny of all places
R: 35 / I: 27

Color Code Refs

Here's a bunch of color code reference sheets I made that will hopefully be useful to some of the artists on here.
R: 6 / I: 0
Also the way he talks with henkie is similar to "Rick" with "Morty"
The video was made in 2015 so it is possible it might have been an influence
R: 2 / I: 1
mymy won
R: 5 / I: 1
zaryans what was the original
R: 4 / I: 2
Marge who’s R_Terra?
R: 9 / I: 2

SNCA

Ok Zaryans, I've read a decent amount of fanfics since I joined this GEMMY SPACE and I've decided to rank them all (the ones I felt like)

1. Reunion. 5/10: It's ok, the pacing is kinda quick for what it's trying to do, and it feels the needs to explain everything instead of letting the reader interpret it.

2. Death and Reborn, 7/10: I would've given this a 9, but I re-read it and realized it wasn't as good as I remembered. I do like the concept, but it also suffers from bad initial pacing and overexplaining. Also it was assisted with AI and it kinda shows in some parts, but it didn't hinder how I felt about it. Pretty decent, but it could be better

10 Dutch Days, 2/10: Really annoying dialogue. They won't shut up about the stupid game Maya played, and mentioning important things which are never brought up again. Everything feels forced, and I just don't care about any of the characters. It's a decent concept, having the personalities of Coco and Maya somewhat swapped (doe Maya still kinda has anxiety), but it's so poorly executed I can't give it any higher than a 2/10

When Days Get Brighter in Amsterdam, 4/10: Could've been decent were it not
>wordswordswords
the fanfiction. It's also written like its a screenplay and NOT a book, so that's weird. There's also a side story that I just don't care about, and the nigger who uploaded it to AO3 is a retard and its impossible to read so you have to go on PLEBBIT if you wanna actually read it.
Kinda cool concept, but once again, things feel pretty forced

Total Opposites, 0/10: Abysmal Yurifag dogshit. Cleo likes Coco and goes about getting with her in the stupidest ways possible. Everybody acts out of character and nothing makes sense. SNCA the fanfiction.

One More Shot, 7/10: Maya becomes and alcoholic.
Creator deleted it because they're a selfish little fuck or whatever. The first few chapters really fucking suck doe

Tipping Point, 6/10: Coco hits Maya cause she got mad over an insult. The family kinda collapses from there. It's not finished yet so idk how it's gonna end. Decent storytelling though it's not very descriptive, and has pretty akward dialogue at times. Also Coco acts really out of character in this, and the Eiko plotline is shoved in which completely derails the entire thing.

Project Ongezoid, -3 Thrembillion/10: One of the only Zellig Fanfics on Watpad. I would've given it a 9/10, but for SOME REASON, THE CREATOR MADE AN AMAZING AND kinda EMOTIONAL STORY, AND DECIDED TO MAKE THE ENDING "IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!" WHY??? IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD AND YOU RUINED IT YOU SELFISH NIGGER

that's all from me, im writing my own fanfiction right now about Coco beating up Maya's shitskin bully (which might lead into an overarching story from there) but ive been kinda depressed (Maya reference GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG) so it might take a while
R: 21 / I: 5
does anyone have the plebbit fanfic “a different look at life” archived, it was deleted cause the author is a selfish little fuck
R: 24 / I: 9
Wich running in the 60s menber is your favorite?
R: 21 / I: 8
Maya Soytan Birthday yayayayayay whoopee!!!!
R: 48 / I: 26
give me something for my steam profile, I need IAZ zems realy bad
R: 32 / I: 15
<i baked you a pie
>oh boy what flavor
<pie pie pie
R: 6 / I: 3
zaryans a new fnf maya song has dropped, thoughts?

inb4 kane hands typed this post
R: 4 / I: 4

Hi

I am from Israel and this is my art
R: 20 / I: 3
ermmmm 'teens, the frogniggers and 'litapedos griefed our Garden of Eden.
R: 0 / I: 0
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CWArNEpaBic
BELGIUMSISSIES THIS IS YOUR MINDSET
R: 50 / I: 13
Wait, do nuzelligsluttas not have a Maya pillow they can hug, kiss, smother themselves into? ==GEEEEEEEEEEGGGGG GEGEGEGEGGGGGGGGGGG== I THOUGHT YOU LOVED THE ZELLINGS BUT I BET YOU DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO MAYA ASMR WHILE YOU TRY TO SLEEP ==GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGG==
i just can't… puny pathetic fakemayacels make me laugh.
R: 53 / I: 27

Ongezellig Sound Sources

Ongezellig has music.
Massa uses a DAW (digital audio workstation) for music making.
Massa used FL Studio, a DAW, to make zellig's music.
<REDDIT SPACE
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nj-a6mtLuWhhUCrbB9XktQE5DErR4RtMGtx0h4LPzE0/edit?usp=sharing
This Google Sheets is here to document the sounds and instruments used in zellig's soundtrack.
And this thread is here for me to sperg and post findings since I'm sure it'd interest at least one of you to know what was used to make the music and audio of Ongezellig. So here it is.
I'll also probably post any project files for anyone who's interested in my recreations or wants to pitch in and post anything you might find interesting about zellig's sounds.
<REDDIT SPACE
Some things of note:
>Massa seems to mostly use pre-built/default presets that came with FL Studio or whatever 3rd Party plugin he may happen to use. So that's something to keep in mind when looking for 'lig instruments.
>From the few 3rd Party plugins we do know he uses (Sonatina Orchestra, Synth1, M-Box), they all seem to be hosted on "PLUGINS 4 FREE" (https://plugins4free.com/) when searching them up. So it may be possible that's where Massa got most of his music plugins from.
As a bonus, here's a download link to all of Ongezellig's songs transcribed and turned into midis: https://files.catbox.moe/1tqko2.zip (If you happen to get a warning that this folder is full of computer viruses, it's not. Your computer is giving you a false flag, it's all midi files. And if you don't trust me: https://www.virustotal.com)
They're not perfect, but it should be a decent start to anyone who wants to mess around with making covers/remixes/recreations of them.
R: 19 / I: 8
mayafags…
R: 23 / I: 14
WHERE ARE THE OTHER 7 PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD
R: 0 / I: 0
something something zarty won jarty lost
R: 13 / I: 4
>Dude, look at this incomprehensible show I just found
R: 21 / I: 6

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Vera and Maya.

The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of dutch physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Vera's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Grunge Punk Music, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Vera and Maya truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Vera's signature move "na de les, mijn kantoor," which itself is a cryptic reference to Nirvana's Pacific-Northwest song come as you are I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated belgians scratching their heads in confusion as Alice In Chains's genius unfolds itself on their televisieschermen. What fritzls… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Vera and Maya tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
R: 44 / I: 13
billions must wish maya a happy birthd -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
R: 0 / I: 0

Holy Marge?

what did massa mean by this?
R: 26 / I: 13
OHNONONONO MYMYFAGS WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!
R: 4 / I: 1
anyone know who JackoWacko is in the zellig community
R: 26 / I: 7
Why is Coco like that? I mean, all the zellig sisters are beautiful and charming, but she noticeably stands out with her authentic Dutch beauty. I'm not from the 4cuck to describe in detail the external features that are best not emphasized in women's appearance, so let's just acknowledge her superiority to the other sisters as an undeniable fact. So, haven't you noticed this striking contrast between Coco and Mymy? I mean, as a white racist, it was very speculative to notice. I suppose that in our community there has already formed a kind of fan perception of a (one-sided) rivalry between le evil Mymy and kind but unsuspecting Coco, in which the first envies the second for her Aryan origins and everything that follows from it, particularly her appearance. I've always liked this concept that fans exploited to create different content (inb4 cherry-picking the known kind of content to bait me). And I just wanted to ask, what do you think about this? Have you also had the feeling of some symbolic (racial) contrary between Mymy and Coco as characters (both in appearance and in their personalities)?
>xitter art cuz I had nothing else to upload as a picrel
R: 17 / I: 10
ITT: we make zeltycucks and soyquote hilarious things from their shithole
R: 22 / I: 1
A little gift for a special girl's day today.
R: 35 / I: 14
I'm making a gem and when I'm done (probably tomorrow) I'll drop it
R: 5 / I: 2
zaryans what is a minnycuck
R: 13 / I: 4

27TH OF SEPTEMBER

ZARTY IS OFFICIALLY 2 YEARS OLD
WE HAVE OUTLIVED JARTY AND SHEMMY
R: 3 / I: 2
>coco maya and mymy are so gemmy
<tsmt
^KYS MAYAFAILS YOU MADE OUR CLITTIES LEAK
>…
<…
R: 33 / I: 13
I've wanted for about a year now to draw myself next to the zellig girls just to compare heights but never did because I didn't wanna look like a weirdo self-inserting waifufag loser
<wtf ew
If I ever did draw that I'd probably never post it anywhere because I usually don't want people to know what I look like so they don't think of me differently
R: 233 / I: 86
NEEEEEEEED MAYA SITE NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
R: 50 / I: 35
gemmy gifs thread
R: 7 / I: 4
Happy birthday Zaryans
Just two years ago we were trying to decide whether Froot would be the end of the soysphere (he was) or not, and still bumping on da kway
R: 27 / I: 9
cocococococoococococococococo
R: 14 / I: 7
What happened to the roosland server?
R: 46 / I: 13
ZOOT, BOB, DOBKUN IS TRYING TO DDOS THE ZARTY
R: 5 / I: 0

>WE HAVE MAYA ZITE

[REDACTED]
R: 8 / I: 2
These frames of Mymy are amazing
R: 11 / I: 5
we moving to minny
R: 33 / I: 13
new dogshit aislop
https://huggingface.co/spaces/Wan-AI/Wan2.2-Animate
it cant do full bodies or something
R: 14 / I: 4
you WILL vote 'zellig for the sharty best nas award
https://soyjak.st/soya/thread/1522.html
R: 40 / I: 23

color thread

ITT: we color colorless zelligs
R: 10 / I: 2

COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO

COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO
R: 49 / I: 10
Reminder that Mymy has to dye her hair atleast once a month
R: 2 / I: 2
Maya has ptosis from always having hair on her right eye
R: 9 / I: 1
If Mymy hates belgium does she hate the french?
R: 23 / I: 6
working on a mymy piece, which one is best?
R: 13 / I: 6
happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear maya happy birthday to you
R: 66 / I: 16

Musical zellig vantawhite GEM

I was browsing soundcloud cause im a selfish little fuck and don't want to give the jewish spotify overlord my precious shekels and decided to type ongezellig into the search bar and found this zarty saving GEM. It uses ai voices but has completely unique lyrics, show the artist some love NQQQQWW

https://soundcloud.com/blastingjoseph/sets/three-rooms
R: 12 / I: 3
New AI voice sloppinator just dropped
https://github.com/resemble-ai/chatterbox
https://huggingface.co/spaces/ResembleAI/Chatterbox
You might need a HF account thoughie.
R: 23 / I: 2
>Guess I got what I deserved
>Kept you waiting there too long, my 'lig
>All that time without a site
>Didn't know you'd think that I'd forget or I'd regret
>The special 'party I have for you,
<
>My Gemmy 'lig
<
>All the 'log became so orange
<
>Did you really think your gems were safe?
<
>'Zarty, when I sold you off
<
>Thought you'd realize that I would know
<
>I would show
<
>The special 'party I have for you,
<
>My Gemmy 'lig
<
>What can I do? What can I post?
<
>Except I want you posting NAZ
<
>How can I show you, I'm not from Massacord
<
>Don't you know the times I've denied?
<
>Guess that's all I have to post,
<
>Sorry, the FDL just sent agents after me.
<
>Just one thing before I go:
<
>Take good care, Zaryans, let me know, let it 'lig
<
>The special board you have from me, My Zarty, dear.
R: 20 / I: 10
dat is noten nigga
R: 41 / I: 14
>evendoe zelligparty.soy was an actual imageboard
R: 4 / I: 3
I hope i don't have a long day
>hailo mai husubantu
R: 2 / I: 0
The video, as promised.

https://youtu.be/TkXa5rvX6m0

- Love, MakeZellig
R: 1 / I: 0
a fanfic of this would be so fucking gemmy
R: 2 / I: 1

ZARTY BEING DDOSED

I HEARD WORD WE ARE BEING DDOSED BY BELGIANS. IS THIS TRUE
R: 28 / I: 4
Time to create VOCflare
R: 5 / I: 4
rabbi and sowwy shoppenboer
R: 0 / I: 0

MAYA'S BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OUR FAVOURITE AUTIST
R: 22 / I: 4

MY PERSONAL ARMY

YOU VILL DEFEND THE NEW SHARTY BOARD AGAINST LEAKY NUSOIS https://soyjak.st/zarty/index.html
R: 8 / I: 3

Antifa banned in the Netherlands

Is the West rising Zaryans? Is the average chud going to see in its lifetime an unzogged first world?
R: 4 / I: 3
drew this Maya for a request thread on /soy/
R: 6 / I: 2

soyjak party made their own zellig board

It’s over
R: 4 / I: 2
WTF WHERE DID COCO THREAD GO
R: 50 / I: 15

Turn the /soy/ log orange

Today is Kuz larp day and zellig threads have minimal chance to be deleted so go and make it orange
R: 6 / I: 3

Soyjak.Party Pixelplanet 2025

here are some old pics from the 2023 soyjak.party pixelplanet event, should we make something again with the current one? Leave your contributions here and we could maybe organize to make some nice art
R: 5 / I: 1

TOTAL TRANNY DEATH

The FTC is asking (YOU) for your opinion on trooning kids out (AmeriGOD submissions only), you VVILL tell xem why pumping kids full of chemicals and cutting their dicks and uteruses off is beyond satanic and every doctor that did this should be lynched.
https://www.regulations.gov/commenton/FTC-2025-0264-0001
TTD TTD TTD
<offtopic question, zellig related image.
R: 10 / I: 5
new 'eel for the sharty's /qa/ fridge
R: 18 / I: 3

GO DRAW ZELLINGS, GET TO WORK

https://planet.soyjak.st/#d,0,0,15
R: 20 / I: 6
>heh yea this cocofrog thread will own da mayafags
<0 replies other than rot 'jakking himself off
>WHAT THE FUCK THIS THREAD WAS SUPPOSED TO OWN DA MAYAF-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
R: 6 / I: 1

Buurman en buurman thread

Buurman en buurman WABAG
R: 40 / I: 14
This took quite some time
R: 85 / I: 22
A girl just made this for me… I'm in love, Zaryans…
R: 28 / I: 8
>spend 7 years making a series
>literally pour your heart and soul into it
>make it only in dutch
>still gets massive fanbase
>refuse to sell merch because of morals or something retarded
>pick patreon knockoff that majority of the fanbase cant donate to because the dutch are massive retards
>show dies
YVP. ISSA RETARDED NIGGER CUCK GEEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 6 / I: 0
>Is something wrong with my beard?
R: 15 / I: 4
We should make more muslim edits of zellig characters because soyim leak at the sight of exposed skin
R: 4 / I: 3

Brapzillians on the board

This was made 3 months ago, how many lurk amongst us today?
R: 27 / I: 11
New 'toss
R: 9 / I: 5
>soyzellig.party
R: 112 / I: 95
post smear frames o algo
R: 7 / I: 6
>tfw you walk in on maya doing a satanic ritual sacrifice of mymy
>but the devil takes her soul instead
R: 25 / I: 9
>make a failure of a child
>proceed to adopt a literal aryan beast
Atleast make it subtle
R: 2 / I: 2
recently the springboks (cocos favorite team) scored a resounding 43-10 against the all blacks which are the most consistently ranked #1 rugby team in all of its existence. this has been the biggest defeat in all of new zealand's history and shows that the true aryan blood of south africans exists and we all know if coco was real she would be eccentric
R: 7 / I: 3

/anti/-sharty

Post memes that make fun of the sharty, zellig themed or IAZ please
R: 3 / I: 5
I need more of these
R: 10 / I: 6
It's been half year since ongezellig discontinuation. How does it feel after this?
R: 28 / I: 9
zartycucks don't tell me you lurk waiting for someone to post every few minutes instead of posting yourselves
R: 6 / I: 1

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