Wait, do nuzelligsluttas not have a Maya pillow they can hug, kiss, smother themselves into? ==GEEEEEEEEEEGGGGG GEGEGEGEGGGGGGGGGGG== I THOUGHT YOU LOVED THE ZELLINGS BUT I BET YOU DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO MAYA ASMR WHILE YOU TRY TO SLEEP ==GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Zaryan 08/26/24 (Mon) 10:12:40 No.36869

Wait, do nuzelligsluttas not have a Maya pillow they can hug, kiss, smother themselves into? ==GEEEEEEEEEEGGGGG GEGEGEGEGGGGGGGGGGG== I THOUGHT YOU LOVED THE ZELLINGS BUT I BET YOU DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO MAYA ASMR WHILE YOU TRY TO SLEEP ==GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGG==
i just can't… puny pathetic fakemayacels make me laugh.

Zaryan 08/26/24 (Mon) 10:14:13 No.36870

Do mayafags really???
GEEEEG

Zaryan 08/26/24 (Mon) 10:40:04 No.36871

>it's not even the correct sweater
Kys

Zaryan 08/26/24 (Mon) 11:11:47 No.36872

buddy i am the realest mayaGOD you will ever meet but i don't do this because i simply do not seek human interaction or touch. i am incapable of love. i was born a stone cold TRUEcel with NO heart. the only emotions i feel are hatred and contempt. i watch the wall all day as a hobby, and watch the ceiling as a side hobby. no one has ever loved me. i don't know what it feels like to touch another human being and i do not wish to learn. i haven't been outside since 2009. you have simply never seen a real Trvecel like me. i know this is hard to comprehend for all you fakecels who have friends and families and shit, but there are people like me who are beyond the concept of love but can still appreciate Maya.

Zaryan 08/26/24 (Mon) 12:48:41 No.36874

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>buddy i am the realest mayaGOD you will ever meet but i don't do this because i simply do not seek human interaction or touch. i am incapable of love. i was born a stone cold TRUEcel with NO heart. the only emotions i feel are hatred and contempt. i watch the wall all day as a hobby, and watch the ceiling as a side hobby. no one has ever loved me. i don't know what it feels like to touch another human being and i do not wish to learn. i haven't been outside since 2009. you have simply never seen a real Trvecel like me. i know this is hard to comprehend for all you fakecels who have friends and families and shit, but there are people like me who are beyond the concept of love but can still appreciate Maya.

Zaryan 08/26/24 (Mon) 21:59:08 No.36892

>>36872
i understand
i love the characters, but i don’t have a crush on them, i don’t even fantasize about interacting with them in any way.

Zaryan 08/26/24 (Mon) 22:06:42 No.36893

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please massa save us, please massa, im asking you massa, please save us, massa save us

Zaryan 08/26/24 (Mon) 22:07:09 No.36894

>>36892
Liar liar pants on fire

Zaryan 08/26/24 (Mon) 22:22:17 No.36895

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>>>36872
>i understand
>i love the characters, but i don’t have a crush on them, i don’t even fantasize about interacting with them in any way.

Zaryan 08/26/24 (Mon) 22:50:37 No.36896

>>36869
You are mentally ill and need help

Zaryan 08/27/24 (Tue) 00:58:19 No.36909

I wish I had this but with Mymy

7370 08/27/24 (Tue) 01:05:43 No.36911

>>36909
Its kinda gross you would do that with my wife. Leave her alone bud.

Zaryan 09/02/24 (Mon) 10:43:41 No.37572

>>36872
kys fakecel you will never be a real incel. you have a jawline, you have friends, you have had sex. you are an sociable man twisted by wizchan and /r9k/ users into a crude mockery of an incel's depression. real incels are disgusted and ashamed by your normalcy. trvecels laugh at you behind closed doors. even if you "pass" as a real truecel while complaining about mundane things and insisting "ITS HECKING OVER" at 22 on wiz, the 3 other posters will turn tail and bolt the second they learn about your sexual successes. you will never be truly unhappy. you will wrench out a grimace every morning as you force a frown looking in the mirror and tell yourself you will never be okay. But deep down, you feel the optimism creeping up on you like a weed, ready to lift you with its comforting strength. Eventually, it'll be too much to bear. you'll meet a chick, have a nice chat, ask her out, and your love will blossom and bloom from there. you will go on many dates, ask her to be your girlfriend, and one day wed her. you will have between two and five children inclusive, who you will raise on a homestead in the ruhr. your children will love you, relieved and glad that they have (You) as their father. One day your body will decay and go back to the dust from which you cometh. and all that shall remain of ur legacy is a headstine marked with your name, attended to with flowers from your next of kin. this is your fate. this is what God chose. There is no turning back.
DIE FAKECEL DIE.
You're going to the normalnigger chamber.
DIE FAKECEL DIE.

Zaryan 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:37:28 No.37588

what the actual fuck is this? man fuck this shit frogs won

Zaryan 09/02/24 (Mon) 22:18:23 No.37603

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>>36911
Mymy is MY wife

Zaryan 09/02/24 (Mon) 22:28:59 No.37606

>>37603
Thanks for redacting your page, no "my wife is X" bullshit please.

Zaryan 09/02/24 (Mon) 22:39:06 No.37610

>>37603
Also can the nigger who changed the name of the article of "Ziggers" to "Zeggers" change it the fuck back. No one says Zegger

Zaryan 09/02/24 (Mon) 22:40:12 No.37611

>>37610
Zelliggers better tbh

Zaryan 09/03/24 (Tue) 06:19:53 No.37636

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>>37603
stop being obsessed kike

Zaryan 09/03/24 (Tue) 06:23:12 No.37637

>>37603
Kill yourself obsessed faggot she is mine

Zaryan 09/03/24 (Tue) 06:41:13 No.37639

>>37610
>>37611
All are fucking stupid and coopting a shitty farty insult
>>37636
Mother of xitter faggot coal, please, Zoot, ban this nigger

Zaryan 09/03/24 (Tue) 07:44:33 No.37645

>>37639
That guy has a new account and 100% of activity there is sending DNB gore to random people. Mentally unwell jewish degenerate who shouldn't be allowed to post here.
https://nitter.poast.org/Chud1488_TKD/with_replies

Zaryan 09/03/24 (Tue) 07:48:49 No.37647

>>37636
No I won't stop being obsessed

Zaryan 09/03/24 (Tue) 08:06:18 No.37651

>>37645
Tsmt.

Zaryan 09/03/24 (Tue) 08:08:13 No.37652

>>37645
Making a xitter account should be considered infidelity and be made a bannable offense on the grounds of treason

Zaryan 09/03/24 (Tue) 08:20:13 No.37654

>>37603
>editing wiki articles to fit your narrative
massive kike behavior

Zaryan 09/03/24 (Tue) 08:51:49 No.37656

>>37603
Life or death? >>>/q/2556

Zaryan 09/03/24 (Tue) 09:15:07 No.37657

>>37656
I love Mymy more than life itself

Zaryan 09/03/24 (Tue) 10:11:04 No.37659

>>37657
>>37603
Kys obsessed jewish pedonigger

Zaryan 09/03/24 (Tue) 21:00:29 No.37715

>>37654
there’s a small group of people on the wiki making articles about their Discord friends that hardly anyone besides them have heard of

Zaryan 09/03/24 (Tue) 21:26:29 No.37717

>>37715
All these literal whos should be removed from the wiki. If they haven't had real significance to Zellig or the Zarty they don't belong on the wiki.

Zaryan 09/03/24 (Tue) 21:37:31 No.37718

>>37639
Zegger is even more dumb doebeit
>>37717
Tsmt
>>37715
We should redirect every single literal who article to the "Ziggers" one

Zaryan 09/03/24 (Tue) 22:09:14 No.37720

>>37610
>>37611
>>37639
>>37718
'liggers is the best variant, isn't it?

ArchaeologistGOD 09/16/25 (Tue) 17:54:46 No.107535

Legendary artifact goes up