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R: 67 / I: 15
Deel 1 just hit 3 million views zaryans
R: 7 / I: 1
Do you guys know where exactly this frame of presumably maya's cat from? I think it was in an onion dweller parody but i watched all of them quickly and didn't manage to find this one frame with the cat. This picture is so interesting I think there is something mystical to it.
R: 88 / I: 37
I think we should spread the 'ru around again, there's a serious amount of proto-chuddies waiting to be chudded up properly who post le dutch toonz around and having a place where their gems are properly stored always proves to be a good thing. Twitter especially has a lot of them and also other people who could be interesting to have around, it's not like we can keep pretending we're not popular now might as well take the thing in stride and prove that it takes just a bit of care and dedication to have something gemmy
TLDR: SPREAD THE WORD!
R: 9 / I: 2
My fellow zaryans, I have a final, non Zellig related request, please upload this gigger to the soybooru as I am banned and can’t do it myself. Don’t worry I still like Zellig too
R: 14 / I: 7

cardsloposting

Ziggas, Card just dropped his final opus magnum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqMYwRFHCho
R: 0 / I: 0
>The ongezellig fandom can be mad insane but I guess that's how every other fandom can be.
>So in my defense to ongezellig, this is pretty much what happens when right wingers claim their media that they want to associate like left wingers do whether everyone likes it or not.
R: 14 / I: 2

Qwaytriot : The Electric Jewgaloo

Hello Zaryans, excuse me for this thread because (((Quote))) doesn't let me post on the sharty unless i allow my pc to get datamined to all hell. but the femquote animator known qwaytriot is back and has made this antimatter of an account on tiktok and has began to post diddyphilic videos about agugu and just other brimmy content.
R: 33 / I: 12
who is the best side character in Ongezellig
https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AwbvqgN
voting ends in 5 days
R: 4 / I: 0
Who the fuck is Vivian?
R: 42 / I: 6
L or W?
R: 43 / I: 9

can you tell I'm obsessed with Maya?

honorary realistic mymy, I drew it from memory so its just some random face my brain made up
R: 9 / I: 1

officially leaving this fandom

and just what is this dude,, just how worse can it get,,
R: 111 / I: 25

Never go near the zelty house

My name is Nate higgers, I'm a 21-year old NEET soy"teen" I spend most of my days in my room posting on the sharde and the zarty. But one day a strange number called me the numbers on the screen were a sickly green like a brap from a stinking jartynigger. I hesitantly picked up and heard a dominant black man shout at me "wassup nigga get your white ass to de zelty house now dawg" I felt so submissive and weak when the nigger spoke to me that I quickly waved by to my mother when I left my gooncave, and ran to the address that the dominant black bull spoke of. When I got to the address I was met with a dilapidated Detroit style house covered in awards, LGBT flags, brown skinned Cocos and rap music playing loudly from it, a flock of fat niggers and hispanics were crowded outside the door. One particularly fat Hispanic man with long shit stained hair let out a loud brap and the other brown skinned obese men started jumping and shouting "Oyaya circumcise the woman", but then they saw me and stopped the jumping, shouting and brapping. They grabbed my skinny shoulders, the one with the lightest skin, a transwoman with unmistakably male shoulders, long brown hair and a dysgenic face covered in pimples and stubble "come on nigga get your cracka ass to our Maya gooncave or something" xhe said. I must have blacked out because of the smell and only woke up in a dark disturbing goon cave with dilapidated rusty shit stained walls that really proved their socio-economic challenges. The dirty walls were covered in images of rape porn, agugu soytan, Mymyabuse and brown skinned Mymys, Mayas and Cocos. But then i froze in shock as a group of melanated obese men stomped on my feet crushing my fragile hands under their greasy elephant feet, I shrieked in pain but they just put a greasy and disgusting zelty burger in my mouth, as they all got off me and started playing roblox condo games and gooning to the aforementioned pictures on the walls. After staying in this horrid house only living off the cockroaches scurrying around I was able live here for years, but the various assortment of black, hispanic, arabic, south east asian and indian men started forcing me on estrogen and started calling me Lilith. I have now spent 4 years in this house, I am 25-years old at least by now, I miss my mother, I miss my tendies and living in my mother's house. I am severely malnourished from my diet of bugs and estrogen and I am shaking as I type this, this is a warning to never answer a call from a green brap number and NEVER go near a dilapidated zelty house especially if rap music is playing from it, I am typing this from one of the shitskinned men's computers in the gooncave. I hear their heavy footsteps, by the time that you're writing this I am already dead…
R: 12 / I: 2
THIS IS REAL, WHAT THE FUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqMYwRFHCho
R: 16 / I: 5

new reactions for my zaryans

yall look at my new reaction images im sooooo good lekokzzkedkokeokfrkrineiofzfzd
R: 80 / I: 29
Sometimes, I dream of rubbing my fingers through Maya's hair.
R: 101 / I: 31

Funny story

So recently I was on an airplane and I didnt have my phone or anything. All I had was 10 dollars and a notebook, not even my sketchbook. So I bought myself some pens, normal black ink pens for 5 dollars I think.
This was on the flight home. I actually sat in the wrong seat and there was some problems but I got sat at the window seat and there was this guy next to me. he was probably middle aged (later told me he was 37).
So I was just doodling (pics will be posted) Maya, coco, and just zellig shit. after 45 minutes while we were descending (short flight) he complimented my art and we talked about zellig
I told him about the show and what it was about and he said that Maya was cute and he liked her hoodie and girls like that. I made a random dude a mayaGOD lol
anyways moral of story Maya WABAG
R: 8 / I: 3
Holy geg mymy wrote this
R: 46 / I: 33

gifs

can anyone with good transparent simple coco/maya images make funny bounce gif on this website https://poyopoyo.gifanimaker.com/ like this, its top right one thanks
R: 72 / I: 16
'DWELLER I KNOW YOU LURK HERE, FIX THIS FIX THIS FIX THIS FIX THIS
R: 5 / I: 1
Theoretically speaking Ongezellig is at least known by 1 billion people on Earth
R: 4 / I: 0

two fics uncovered

I've managed to finally obtain pdfs of two lost fics, the troons lose this time
R: 16 / I: 5
What was the plot of Ongezellig, again? I memoryholed it.
R: 389 / I: 121

/LPG/ - 'Lig Projects General

A thread dedicated to the documentation and discussion of Zellig fan projects currently in the works. Mostly just a bunch of nothingwaffel that will be put on "indefinite hiatus" or however the project is acked in 2 months.
R: 29 / I: 15
accurate or no?
R: 32 / I: 16
Maya will never have a Valentine and trashed the only gift someone tried to give her, she's a truecel and in this she has to be defended
R: 440 / I: 65
Deel 1 Aflevering 2 kino by onion dweller just dropped
R: 1 / I: 0
>SEE CHUD? SHE WOULD BE A WHOLESOME REDDIT WHIMSICAL CHUNGUS AND NOT A NAZI!
R: 11 / I: 0

what paper gems should I make

if you've seen my art before you know that i can only draw on paper because my shitty computer doesn't have a HDMI port for my drawing tablet
I've drawn all three sisters so I'm kind of out of ideas for poses or whatever.
tell me what situations or poses you'd like me to draw them in
cannot color them sadly but I can sketch them
R: 0 / I: 0
Old Zaryan with a nu AI channel go gem it up 'liggers
R: 31 / I: 3

Updating da 'ki

It's that time of the year again where we write down more of our SECA for the masses to read about later on, I was already adding the latest entries on the Geschiedenis page, but I need more eyes on it and especially sources from indipendent research approved by Snopes
We also need to update quite a few articles and add some stuff about the variants (yes peeb counts as that) and other projects
R: 6 / I: 2

Maya Schoppenboer dies at 20

Cause of death: suicide
R: 51 / I: 27

found a shitty website

wigglypaint.com


wigglypaints must be in every post
R: 6 / I: 0

Mymy's Cabinet

silly little idea I had on a whim. This will be Mymy's future if all goes according to her plan (in her own words because that's funny):
Mymy
<Chief Overarching Supreme Ultimate Commander President Dictator of The Netherlands
Bert
<Minister of Finance and Schooling and smart stuff like that
Cato
<Minister of Military cause she's Egyptian and Egyptians used to rule most of Africa I think or was it the Romans?
Kiki
<Captain Admiral Semen Lord of the Navy (but only if I like her by the time I take over)
R: 18 / I: 1
Quote posted an update on upcoming software in the IRC
R: 12 / I: 2

What the actual fuck is this cancer

I made the mistake of opening TikTok
Holy fucking brim what is this retarded shit, genuinely firewall the fucking internet it's all brown people jumping in on the fact we're popular
R: 88 / I: 32
just got my first graphic tablet
ask me to draw smth about the 'lig
R: 5 / I: 0

website animation

someone in xitter made a website to make animation, make zems NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
https://ginyo.space/celstomp/
https://ginyo.space/celstomp/
https://ginyo.space/celstomp/
R: 5 / I: 2
what would vera do if she was close to a zaryan like this?
R: 9 / I: 5
>.
R: 59 / I: 40
nu toss
R: 412 / I: 204

Cursed zelligs

Post cursed 'zelligs
R: 556 / I: 152
Artist of this comic here

So apparently this made it outside Massa's server, which I half expected, but I'm also kinda surprised. Even more surprising is that people outside the server like it, so that's cool. Just thought I'd post this to the site cuz i heard someone found it here but I cant find the thread. I'm glad people seem to be enjoying it though
R: 8 / I: 0

poom ## WeNeedMore.OC

GREETINGS EVERYONE

I am under the assumption, that (you) want this place to be active, and able (enough) to conduct raids.
Well ive got some news for you, not having OC is going to make the site die a slow, steady death.

The sharty would’ve died ages ago if it didn’t have OC and inside jokes/gags.
Spamming the same mymy reaction image isnt going to help ze cause,
However!
(You) making oc, and (you) contributing, could be the gem that saved the zarty, so, go on >>>/zellig/ and make some OC.

-Selfish Little Fuck
R: 50 / I: 6

Operation 'Toria

I found this literal who 'blox ripoff called Polytoria, it's pretty small so the raiding potential is huge. what if we infiltrate it by doing a long operation, first joining the game and making 'zellig accounts, shirts and guilds, and THEN making 'zellig places, infilrating the 'cord. This will not be a traditional raid but an ambitious long term infiltration. Zaryans what do you think about this?
R: 3 / I: 0
Someone made another heckin' channel to upload stuff, oh my it's just like my old soytube!
R: 18 / I: 1
Two entire years, he could come back anytime. Did you know that recently Deel 6 broke the 1 million views?
Ongezellig made this retard way more money than his IJsberg ever will, which takes just as much time to make. Bet he likes that passive income we willed into existence.
But no point in dwelling on such old matters, because at least we made a place just for us. We saved ourselves from certain erasure in 2024 and became known, virtually everyone knows that Ongezellig is that "one nazi show". It's even funnier that he acted exactly like us but I guess cucking oneself comes with age and ZWABAG, the shiniest gem of them all
R: 3 / I: 1
CocoARYANS, is it over?
R: 7 / I: 2
ZARYANS… FUCK FUCK FUCK SOMEONE HAS THE FOOTAGE. WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO IT'S OVER!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
R: 5 / I: 0
DOCTOOSSSSSSSSSS DWELLER KILLED ONGEZELLIG
R: 14 / I: 3

Fangame: Mymy's middagsnack

Hello everyone! I've created a fangame of Ongezellig in Scratch. It's a simple yet polished arcade experience where you help Mymy collect snacks without letting any foreign food into her diet.

Disclaimer: contain AI generated images.

Link game: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1274167400
R: 4 / I: 1
What if maya took testosterone, had a masectomy and trooned out?
R: 8 / I: 3

idk

i drew them all from memory
R: 23 / I: 2

Zarty Awards 2025 Discussion

Thank you all for participating in this event! Please feel free to discuss the results in the replies below. Also feel free to share your comments, suggestions, and feedback for this event so that I could learn from it and improve for the next awards ceremony.
R: 3 / I: 0
Another Zaryan spotted in this video
You WILL gem up the comment section
https://youtube.com/shorts/yFGSEU24MgQ
R: 10 / I: 3

frustrated o algo

i'm a bit retarded so i actually use tiktok but the only posts of zellig on there are literally just ziggers who've probably never heard the word "zarty" uttered in their entire lives, and for some reason they all goon to "yana" so i think this means oniondweller is a faggot
R: 2 / I: 0
Yana is the face of ongezellig
R: 6 / I: 1

Mymy Fanart

Watched the pilot the other day, felt like drawing Mymy.

Feel free to post your shitty OC Mymy fanart here too.
R: 8 / I: 2

SECA

Schoolocaust game mentioned in this random youtube video
29:20
he also uses soyjaks, could he be /ourguy/?
R: 47 / I: 16
ME IS A TWANS BABY GIWL! TWANS WITES ARE HUWAN WITES! ME WESPECT TWANS PEOPLE! ME WOVE BEING CUTE TWANS BABA ME WOBE SUCK MA BINKY, ME WOVE EAT SOOPWAFEL WITH SISTER, ME WOVE HAVE TWANS FLAG HAIR IN MA TWANS FLAG CWIB WITH MA TWANS FWAG CWOTHES AND TWANS FLAG BINKY. IF YU NO WESPECT TWANS FOLKS PWEFERD PWONOUNS YU ARE ENEMY OF GOOG ME WOBE ALL TWANS PEOPLE
R: 20 / I: 5
BREAKING: epstein revealed to have enjoyed dyke porn.
Zellig twt in shambles.
R: 34 / I: 11
why did massa choose that name? what does it mean? it's very racist and problematic. "Massa" is how black slaves in american plantations pronounced "master" while talking to their owners.
R: 13 / I: 1
EFN or ERN or EFJ which is the best?
R: 4 / I: 1
*Baps you with my paw* can I have 51 cookies?
*Baps you with my paw* can I have 51 cookies?
*Baps you with my paw* can I have 51 cookies?
*Baps you with my paw* can I have 51 cookies?
*Baps you with my paw* can I have 51 cookies?
R: 18 / I: 4
>Now listening to:
>Ongezellig, 2023
>Clarity - Zedd
>Ik ben het maar
>Over de VOC [AI mymy cover]
R: 14 / I: 6
OYYYYYYYYYYYYY WE'RE MENTIONED IN THE EPSTEIN FILES
R: 2 / I: 1
fly and mayas dying
R: 23 / I: 8
nu tosserald
R: 11 / I: 3
anarchasm.mc.gg:25565

minecraft 1.5.2 old school anarchy server i need some frens to play with
R: 18 / I: 8
I have been a CocoCHAD from the very beginning, but related to Maya a lot. Over time, I grew hate to her and her fanbase and started to post sisterwar bait out of spite.
R: 38 / I: 21
>I hate sudemoecore except when it's my favourite gemerald stuff I am autistic about
R: 9 / I: 3
what is mymy's iq
R: 5 / I: 1
Hello Zaryans. I don't browse here much anymore, but last week, one of you chuds reposted a two year old 'zellig drawing I made. It's one of the first drawings I ever made, it's pretty bad, and I never expected to see it anywhere, so I remade it just for (You).
R: 13 / I: 2

why did he do it

im actually going to puke like holy shit. it's so sickening with what he's done
R: 11 / I: 5
ElevenLabs released a new feature where you can have audio translated and dubbed with AI from the getgo, no login or paywall (for now): https://elevenlabs.io/dubbing
<REDDIT
Tested this with a few zellig videos (they only output 1 minute at max for the results) and holy shit it is so fucking bad.
They all slurr their words and sound like they're baked out of their minds. 11 niggas, WHAT IS THIS??
R: 9 / I: 3
>What is your name?
<Mymy Schoppenboer
R: 20 / I: 0

What if Ongezellig wasn't canceled and it turned out to be shit in the end?

Nobody thought about this?
R: 4 / I: 1
Should we dox the Zellig guy nd force him to make more zellig
R: 60 / I: 15
FACT
This site started as Zoot's personal 'cord and broke free from its restraints to evolve into something better
R: 37 / I: 13

ITT we laugh at the redditards

https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/s/2AtlMVHr7y
Redditcacas eternally buckbroken
R: 76 / I: 21
QUOTE POSTED 'ZELLIG ON /INT/
>QUOTE POSTED 'ZELLIG ON /INT/
<QUOTE POSTED 'ZELLIG ON /INT/
QUOTE POSTED 'ZELLIG ON /INT/
–QUOTE POSTED 'ZELLIG ON /INT/–
R: 6 / I: 0
You WILL show this Zaryan some love
Xe makes gemmy hand-drawn animations and I think xe has been relatively quiet about it, also xe has been around for a long time
R: 0 / I: 0
I don't fuck with no NAZ coal, only zems, tho

Spam the nucoco in the catalog, let the janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal lig, thats a dust lig

I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem lig
R: 71 / I: 27
>Bongs create a nationalist SISA for xeir anti-racism game
You VVILL turn xer into Mymy and make xer nature's perfection.
R: 6 / I: 2
How do we minimize the trannification of our lebensraum?
>ULLA
R: 158 / I: 52
nu 'toss
R: 8 / I: 3
why do you think Mymy wears glasses?
R: 8 / I: 1
new 'eel
R: 124 / I: 32

Zarty Awards 2025 Voting

UPDATE: Thank you all for voting! A new thread will be made once the awards presentation is done.
The awards nomination is now open! Vote on your favorite categories!
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Voting closes on December 23, go go go
Link for a deleted pollhttps://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ5Pjlne
R: 29 / I: 7
what happened to this site? why is there so many weirdos and pedos? why is there barely any gems? why is there so much weirdposting about the 16 year old zellig girls? what we are seeing on this site is what zellig is gonna be for the rest of time since there's not gonna be anymore genuine fans after they all leave this shit behind: a bunch of cord trannies and pedos gooning to little girls.

It's not easy trying to clean the site when Da Joos want you to do useless things like (((education camps))) and throw stupid life stuff at you. Even with how far chuds have come, pedogoonerfags are harder to eradicate. We're still doing our best to solve this, but it's getting much more difficult to do as time passes.
R: 30 / I: 8
>showing porn in class
How come this bitch never gets flak for EPIing her entire classroom? Is being stupid an excuse to do that? Is it acceptable to fake being stupid to do that? And also the fact that she gets supported by her friends, shows that Coco is no better than a DSL waffleskinned obsessed boercaca
R: 6 / I: 1
me liking 'zellig actually is the reason i became somewhat friends with someone who hates chuds
R: 13 / I: 4
where did the veraposters go? its almost like she got memoryholed and never existed
R: 12 / I: 2
Sorry xisters, but we all know who the best zellig girl is.
R: 45 / I: 15

Zem i made of zoiets

i got a huge wave of inspiration last night so i made this zem with my pants on backwards and my window open while my dad was sleeping using the soymy i made (see >>120952 ) and i might make another one

<note to self do not render in 120, it makes your computer explode several times while editing
R: 24 / I: 5
How terminally online are your siblings? Are you one of the "normal" ones or are you browsing your soycial media for that daily dopamine hit?
R: 102 / I: 19

Goodnight guys

I could use a 4ft tall jar
R: 7 / I: 2
ORANGE FUCKER
R: 12 / I: 4
guys mymy abuser and satanist warrior are the same person
R: 16 / I: 7
Have you ever talked to someone about 'zellig in a chuddy way? What was xheir response?