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 No.128185

Zaryans what are you doing if you woke up next to Vera.

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 No.128210

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i would side-hug her and nuzzle my face into her neck and then ask her to play some nirvana for me

 No.128211

i would ask her view on the political and economic state of the world right now

 No.128212

>>128211
Vera is Jewish she would tell filthy goyim that they aren't allowed to talk politics with the God's chosen people

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>>128212
sourcr

 No.128218

>>128217
>Can't clock a Jew just by looking at it
ngmi

 No.128219

>>128212
The Boers are the God chosen not the ashkenazim

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>>128185
>Zaryans what are you doing if you woke
I'd kill myself if I accidentally became woke

 No.128221

Wake her up so she can make me breakfast

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>>128221
What would she make? Stroopwafels?
I wonder what Vera's stroopwafels taske like

 No.128226

>>128185
im panicking because what is she doing in my house

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>>128226
What did you do last night maybe you'll find your answer there
And you shouldn't panic when God gives you a gift like this

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>>128228
nigger i dont care if the hottest most beautiful woman woke up beside me, if she wasn't there when i went to sleep id start panicking

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>>128230
Maybe you've forgotten what you did last night.

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>>128219
this phrase gave me ptsd

 No.128301

I don't need to elaborate ofzo

 No.128303

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>>128301
>implying

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 No.128328

Shower

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>>128328
Shit Maya doesn't do

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>>128341
false, she just doesnt shampoo or something (though its another instance of Massa adding something waaaaay too late like how he made Maya a mutt when everything was foreshadowing she was indonesian)

 No.128377

Putting the female fertility curve to the test

 No.128423

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>>128377
Veragooners are we lusting about a hag again, you know that gooning is wrong

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>>128423
Verasluttas really do

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>veraposters when she's pregnant with twin niglets

 No.128430

>>128423
nigger what is embedded

 No.128431

>>128430
embedded 'plier

 No.128432

>>128430
Verasluttas got weird with the nesting dolls.

 No.128433

>>128431
I see it now geg

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>>128433
You should post it around the reactions to this WILL be gemmy

 No.128436

>>128423
zartycels have a gooning problem doey

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>>128427
>niggers wish, or whatever

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>>128436
They should follow the easy peasy strategy

 No.128439

>>128438
i listened to an audiobook but it dindu nuffin, i need to read more

 No.128440

>>128439
It also has to do with boredom and not having anything to do, even if you pass all your day playing vidyas all day it'll keep you from gooning and frying your brain on porn

 No.128441

>>128440
wasting all day on vidya is better than wasting all day gooning i guess
even if i read easypeasy i dont trust that anything will change

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>>128441
It's mostly mental fortitude, you can read how much theory you want but essentially you have to learn how to keep your hands in your pockets
Also we need more fact signs or however I like my reaction images

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>>128210
TSMT
>>128185
Zemmy thread

 No.128484

poop and shit and rub my feces everywhere and slap my big fat belly and then drink some milk and yell really loud



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