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R: 2 / I: 1
>Doctos I broke my skull!
R: 2 / I: 0
reddit toss
R: 17 / I: 8
I have grown to slowly hate 'zellig. Zaryans, what do?
R: 9 / I: 2
Make gems with this template.
R: 19 / I: 4
What would be the good ending to Ongezellig as a whole? (Besides this show actually getting picked up and produced?)
R: 7 / I: 2
/qa/ won
Red army won
Stalin won
William the orange won
Netherlands won
Trump won
Putin won
Franco won
Taliban won
South Africa won
Japan won
Vlad the impaler won
Mao won
Soyzellig party won
You WILL have sex
You WILL NOT die alone
You WILL get deel 7.
R: 56 / I: 19
Well, I don't know… We all want Maya to be happy, but is it a good idea to pair her with Adam?
R: 7 / I: 0
If Mymy was in SS it would be named Waffle SS
Mymy would try to developed wunderwaffles
R: 7 / I: 1
would you rather be a nigger with aryan mentality or be an aryan with nigger mentality
R: 117 / I: 54
>Ongezellig is a failed pilot depicting the inert nature of sanitized living and the vapid age of post industrial, post internet revolution first world.

>Maya represents the post modernist commoner. The husk of what man used to be, the consumerist media addicted gooner living only to satiate their most immediate desires with no pursuit of excellence or higher calling. This character has no spine and no will to shape the world or even mend their own inadequacy. When presented with adversity she folds, when presented with problems she flees, when presented with opportunities she backs out. She is only comfortable in her gooning attire engrossed in her decadent cartoons. She is bitter and jaded and in full conscious of her own predicament yet too prideful to allow people to assist her out of her vain lifestyle. There is nothing redeemable in her character, she is inept and without virtue and an ugly mirror to the world we've built.


>Coco is the innocence of this world, but not in a good way. Coco is a victim of tragedy at the hands of south african niggers who murdered and raped her parents (this was later retconed by Massa post mossad acquisition). Despite this she exudes kindness. While she may seem commendable at first her ignorance is shown on full display in deel 2 and onwards. She as a character serves to show that good intentions cannot be realized through incompetence and imperceptiveness. Coco failed to observe the saying of Hippocrates: "Before you heal someone, ask him if he's willing to give up the things that make him sick." She is insistent on helping Maya despite Maya's unwillingness to cooperate which only serves to push them away until external circumstances bring about a fragile, uneasy truce. Coco is also a subtle commentary on women being stupid.


>Mymy is the ailment of modernity. She is the estranged, the one that has seen modernity but instead of falling into it like Maya she has gotten agitated. She will, similarly to Maya, shake her fist at society in spite. But unlike Maya her shaking is animated by tenacity and inspiration. She is the embodiment of the indominable aryan spirit, she will pursue her high set ambitions through mud and blood, unyielding in her moral principles. Mymy is a romantic stuck in a mechanical time. She yearns for glory in a world that only offers hedonism and she lashes out at it with flavors of fanaticism, racial supremacist larp and histrionicism. She is the defacto poster girl of the show as she is the character the viewers are most likely to resonate with, the viewers who have rejected mass produced slop like the shitty digital circus or fundamental toilet-paper education in favor of slow burn, esoteric, more refined slop.


>The creator Massa, known for his ultra nationalism has denounced the international audience on many occasions, even electing to use a dutch exclusive donation website. He has also railed against materialist and consumerist practices such as merch and shilling. His activity has since been neutered by known associate of mossad, Foenkie. His 'cord server has been sanitized as Foenkie conducted total soyposter death and banned all references to soyjaks, soyspeak, TND, racism, transphobia and anti semitism. Massa is also rumored to have received a large amount of hush money from israel to cease his work on ongezellig which he used to finance his work on shitty iceberg videos no one gives a shit about.
R: 18 / I: 3
WHY DOES THE MACHINE KEEP PRODUCING DEFECTIVE ONES DANMMIT
R: 12 / I: 5
this is stupid but geggy
R: 18 / I: 2
Someone made this stuff and you don't even know him
https://youtu.be/jN4WRqz5iLI?si=bOgZ2SIUx9zIz9hx
R: 0 / I: 0
Agugu music at 4:04
But the other songs are also quite great
R: 6 / I: 0
The Alpha of Animation. The Breaker of Bucks. The Commodore of Comedy. The Don of the Dutch. The Enchanter of Entertainment. The Fashioner of Frames. The Guardian of Gezelligheid. The Hero of Holland. The Imperator of Internationals. The Justiciar of Jokes. The Keizer of Keks. The Lord of Laughs. The Master of Mirth. The Nurturer of the Netherlands. The Originator of Ongezellig. The Premier of Plot. The Quetzalcoatl of Quality. The Reaper of Reactions. The Shaitan of the Sharty. The Taker of Time. The Ubermensch of the Universe. The Vizier of Vision. The Wiseman of Wit. The Xenagogue of Xenophobia. The Yeoman of Youtube. The Zhar of Zaryans.

ENTER
MASSA
R: 9 / I: 1
Massad has reached 100k subscribers rn
R: 67 / I: 23
finally made something award (i can't draw doe)
R: 23 / I: 9
poop and Mayas dying
R: 14 / I: 3
hey, i found this place after watching a video from saberspark about that weird dutch anime
what exactly goes on here? is it just talking, theorizing, and ironically shipping cursed stuff?
R: 56 / I: 16
What are the implications of Maya being a Joi AI in 2040s
R: 21 / I: 6
What are the chances of Rens being an actual chud?
R: 8 / I: 2
>I am the Great Maya Poo
>And I'm going to throw my coal at you!
>having friends, I wish
>but I'm just a stupid bitch
>I'm so big and fat and also a stupid fag
R: 24 / I: 10

Ongezellig's Lost Episode: Mymy's Demise

I’ve been in the studio massa discord server for about 3 years now, I LVOED the web series ongezellig. From the tape that’s set up outside maya’s room to mymy’s “Anime: Japanese Death Camps for the soul” I always loved this series' n' shiet. I even paid money so I could see Massa’s petje.af, I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint. One day I was sitting in one of the many vc streams massa does in his server when halfway through he was drawing stille willem. But something felt off, he sounded sad, he sounded like he had been crying for weeks. Regardless he pressed on with his drawing and soon after the stream was done, but for some reason he moved me to a different, private voice call. He joined soon after and said “Whassup” and began crying. He them said in dutch, “Ik ben gediagnosticeerd met een klinische depressie en worstel al een paar weken met deze ziekte, depressie ten top, ik heb mogelijk ook een seksueel overdraagbare aandoening opgelopen.” He then sighed, and DM’d me a zip file titled “Edpisode 2 deel 1-8” and left. When I saw this, I was ecstatic, I lost consciousness, and I coincidentally fell on my keyboard and moved my mouse enough and downloaded it. When I woke up, the episode finished downloading, and I opened the file. I saw all the deels were actually just compiled into one whole episode instead of what I presumed to be multiple video files. So as giddy as I was I opened the NEW second episode.
The episode starts with text flashing saying “This is a test and not a final product,” with the dutch television station for greater Amsterdam AT5 below it and then cuts to Mymy crying in her room with her Kapitein Koek parrot body pillow next to her. She looks at the camera with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. She soon takes her nerf musket and puts it to the roof of her mouth, with it trembling in her hands. Before then after Coco opens the door with her board game that they usually play with at the end of every deel and says “Hoi Mymy” before a loud gunshot is heard as the screen cuts to black with what you’d presume to be coco screaming. But it didn’t sound voice acted, it sounded like an actual scream of terror like somebody just witnessed another person being murdered. The screen then fades back in as you can see Mymy talking with coco, as if everything was normal, but Mymy was visibly missing half her head with a visible exit wound. After they conversate which weirdly was in this backwards dutch, they both look to the camera, and Coco’s eyes started to bleed immensely and we were then taken back to the title screen with the “test” card. I could only presume that was the ending of deel 1, as deel 2 began. We see Mymy and Coco talking with each other in school with Vera the teacher drinking her classic alcoholic drink from the classic big green bottle with the classic bees on it in her classic mug with her classic purple hair and classic sweater, classic. Soon Mymy was called up to do a presentation. I thought they were done doing presentations in the first episode but i guess this might be for a different subject, Mymy as she was walking up the environment of the classroom started to look strange, like the paint was peeling off the walls, and everybody looked sick. When the camera finally shows her infront of the class Mymy begins to cry again. But THEN the classmates started to cry with her as multiple mymy’s began to crawl out of the classmates as they all had hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. Stare at Mymy crying, the only people who weren’t like this were Maya and Coco. Under all this immense pressure Mymy took out a gun and killed her clones, at this point I didn’t what I am even viewing this never happened this was never par for the course of anyhting studio massa had made up until this point I begin to question happened to all of the silly jokes or references to dutch culture like the classic maps in the back of the classroom. Or even using dutch Microsoft Word to complete a geshidineis presentatie. I couldn’t take much more of this and I shut off my computer, but not before moving the files to a usb stick and smashing the stick into billions of little pieces, I advise others to do the same if you have been given this file.
A few days afterwards, Massa was doing another stream and I asked him about what that was all about with the fucked up deel. I asked him “Why do ya gotta do a nigga like this, with an episode like this?” Massa soon responded like. “What? What? Are you on about, have you taken your meds today? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I insist to looking at our Dms where most of the time before we’d talk about the plot of ongezellig and how much I loved his work, but the file wasn't there. Massa soon after blocked which wasn’t like him, I felt pretty bad. Then I get a text from my BTICH ex-girlfriend, I was hoping it was her pastrami mud flaps on camera but it was instead her rotting corpse with hyper-realistic blood, and in the corner was mimi, her eyes glowing red. It was something of nightmares out of a creepypasta, maybe something that would be read by MrCreepypasta. Even /co/ losers wouldn’t dream of thinking something of this magnitude up. I look at the massa discord server and realize that ALL of the profiles became Mymy profiles my head started to spin. I hear knocking outside my door I yell “OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?” It soon becomes pounding as I hear a female screaming in dutch. I start to scramble for the kitchen to grab something to defend myself before running back to my room. I tell you not to download this video if it is sent you, I will never trust Studio Mas-
R: 42 / I: 16

/vera/ - old hag general

post her in this bread
R: 13 / I: 0
Zaryans, there is a missed chuddy reference in 'zellig. During the island scene, when maya kicks coco, i always wondered why she says "get typhus." like typhus is such a specific thing to say, why would she pick this insult in particular. well if you watched the holocaust section of Europa the last battle, you would know that holocaust was a lie and the main thing that caused the deaths in the concentration camps, as shown in the red cross reportings, was typhus. there was a typhus outbreak in europe at the time that caused 271k people to die in concentration camps
R: 19 / I: 15

ITT we give theme songs to characters

Kiki - Drunken Sailor
R: 24 / I: 8
>Go to mcdonalds
>Decide what to eat
>Receive check from kiosk
>Air siren
>Sorry we currently can't accept
>IT'S RIGHT BEFORE 11 PM, RIGHT BEFORE IT CLOSES
IM GOING TO FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE, SOMEONE IS HUNGRY, YOU FUCKER, YOU NIGGER, YOUR MOM IS A WHORE
R: 22 / I: 5

Netherlands Ongezellig fan meetup

So I've recently thinking about if it would be cool and possible to get a couple fans to meet up irl somewhere cool in the Netherlands this summer like the Efteling theme park or the place where Massa did his latest video at. I'm thinking we get a group of like 50 ppl,we customize and buy shirts that say "Onngezellig irl" or something and just and hangout with each other. I also like the idea of it being like a chill wholesome meet up so no like banners of Nazi Mymy or Coco with a blacksun in the background, just the basic Ongezellig material that we all loved in the first place. Gimme some feedback on this idea and how it can be improved, or if I'm just a Zetard for thinking it.
R: 33 / I: 6

Clarifying some people who still have faith of this dead show.

Studio Massa quit ongezellig because it wasn't profitable, because it drained him, and because he saw no future in it. Call it burnout or disappointment if it helps you sleep better at night, but the truth is simple: he left out of self-interest. That's not an insult, it's just reality. People follow what benefits them, and he did exactly that. Now I'm doing the same. I've supported this "short film" longer than anyone, carried it with content while it stagnated, and now that it's clear the show won't grow, I'm leaving. Not because I'm emotional, but because I have goals that this show will never help me reach. You can cry about respect and loyalty all you want, but in the end, Sam made a decision driven by what was best for him. And so am I. If that makes me greedy, then so be it. But don't preach optimism when the show hasn't earned it. Ongezellig didn't make enough, didn't deliver enough, and didn't grow enough.
>b-b-but it's a successful short film…
You're not wrong. But you're not right either. You're just too soft to say the truth out loud. Sam quitting because he was burnt out, hated, underpaid, or whatever excuse you want to paint it with doesn't change the fact that his decision was driven by self-interest. He saw no reward, no growth, no return and he left. That's called being greedy. Not in a bad way. In a realistic way. Everyone follows what benefits them. That's not a sin, that's just how people work. So when I call it out, I'm not disrespecting him I'm exposing the truth you're too emotionally attached to admit. The moment this show stopped paying off, he vanished. And now when I do the same, you cry foul? That's hypocrisy. I'm not sentimental. I'm here to win. He did what was best for him. And so will I. It's not about hate. It's not about feelings. It's about results. And ongezellig failed to deliver. That's reality. And if you can't handle that, don't argue with me go argue with the numbers. The numbers made him switch iceberg content not me.
I don't care what delusional fantasy you've convinced yourself of I'm not wrong, and I'm not entertaining anything else. Just because I'm a big ongezellig fan doesn't mean I owe anyone a teary goodbye or a sugar-coated lie about a pilot I no longer respect. Ongezellig is mediocre in my eyes, and no comment, complaint, or guilt trip is going to change that. I'm not here to coddle a community or play pretend to keep anyone comfortable. That's not honesty, that's acting. And I'm no liar. If the truth hurts, then maybe you've just been avoiding it for too long. I'm not staying quiet to please people who already made up their minds. You want to be emotional about a dead show? Be my guest. But I won't sit here and fake optimism for something that's already flatlined.
The idiots who want to stay may stay here. Only those who can keep up with me get to see the scenery that comes next.
R: 27 / I: 2

MASSIVE ZARYAN WIN

Forsen watched Deel 1+2 on stream.

Timestamps: 00:32:33 and 1:27:12
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2497317164
R: 3 / I: 1
The website has 138k posts now, we gotta reach 200k before the site turns 2 years old or else we will be remembered as deader than jarty
R: 11 / I: 6
There should be more zelligjaks
R: 7 / I: 4
Which zellig character has skibidi rizz?
R: 5 / I: 2
This is how Kiki views the world
R: 56 / I: 12

NigMaya love story part4

(She brought you a plate full of fried chicken with a side of Vegetables)
<Here you go mista. Don't forget about your veggies!
(She winks blushing a little. You devour the chicken. Your manly hands grabbing the chicken one by one. All the eating makes you hot and you take of the top button on your shirt. She drinks in you masculine physique until you finish the chicken and notice her hot gaze. You smile and compliment the chicken. Maya snaps out of her dreamy gaze and takes the last carrot on the plate.)
<Don't forget the veggies mista. Open up!
(You nip the Carrot of her hand, your lips touching her finger for a split second. Maya gasps and pulls her hand back. For what feels like a eternity the two of you stand there. The Carrot still in your mouth. Maya took your plate and started to clean the dishes)
<Glad you enjoyed it mista. Thanks for the smoke alarm battery.
(She says awkwardly not looking at you with a dry forced laugh. You don't know what to say and say good bye and thanks for the meal. You slowly walk towards the door. As you were about to hold the door nob, Maya hugs you from behind. You can here her panting with a mix of a slight whimper. Her chest pressed against your shoulder. You feel her warmth and desperate breeding. She looks at you with bedroom eyes filled with small sparkles from her pent up tears. She whispers to your ear in a shaking voice)
<Oh Honey child I thinks I need my white savior tonight.
(THE END)
R: 18 / I: 7
I had fun today
R: 12 / I: 2
Why did Massa copy Dora?
R: 19 / I: 9

ADAM.

Am I the only one who likes this Dutch Expat Chink?
R: 535 / I: 259

'zellig /co/ moment thread

Post screenshots about /co/ coomerpost or something like that.
>inb4 Moved to >>>/qa/
R: 6 / I: 2
mymy art I made for pixelplanet.fun as I saw you niggas use autoconverts a lot.
R: 232 / I: 69
Need image where Trumps appoints Coco for Boer refuge
R: 119 / I: 37
Goodnight Zaryans
R: 0 / I: 0
^Of Wat
R: 73 / I: 27
LOOK AT WHAT THIS XITTER TROON MADE
R: 27 / I: 5
We never really saw it because Masser (derogatory) is a SLF, but what were Mymy and Coco's presentaties at Deel 6? Could you guys imagine what their revamped presentaties were?
<mayar space
Also, Mymy was able to create a non-racist presentatie for Maya, implying that Mymy's revamped presentatie was somehow still racist but Vera passed it anyway.
R: 4 / I: 0
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY REPLIES IN MY THREAD!?!?
THERE'S EVEN FPE AND SPRUNKI PORN HERE
Fuck this man…
R: 36 / I: 14
Why is Yfke so tall
R: 16 / I: 0
GUYS I AM FUCKED.
I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".
I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.
He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??
His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.
I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!". He told me that he was going to kick me out of my house the next time he saw me on this site and these images are horrible and look demonic. He also said that this site is filled with bad people who use very bad words and that I shoudn't be a part of this conversation. I silently nodded, what else could I possibly do? He walked out of my room and told me to start studying immediately.

I wanna kill myself
R: 10 / I: 2
We need to create Anti-Zefamation League to stop nusoyim hating on us
R: 18 / I: 5
mymy is 15 you sick fucks
R: 28 / I: 7
>>36869
its getting late zaryans… im going to bed with maya. goodnight maya… sweet dreams thank you for being with me i love you so much
you are my everything only we understand each other
you make me feel safe and calm i hope i can do that too my maya
youre not like them
R: 57 / I: 10

R_Terra has a R34 goon account

I decided to search terra's username on a bunch of websites and eventually stumbled upon this gem of an account on Rule 34, picrel is his account(otherwise you can't see account without logging in), surprise surprise its exclusively filled with comments left under posts with Coco in them. Here's a link to his account: [porn website link] (WARNING: UNIMAGINABLE LEVELS OF BRIMSTONE)
R: 15 / I: 0

NigMaya love story part3

(You pull your sleeve up and get a ladder changing the batteries on the smoke alarm. Jada watched your veiny white arms get too work. You notice her and smile. She blushes and looks down a little covering her mouth white a hand towel)
<Thank you mista. Now I remember this thing was chirping sometimes.
(She put a red apron and walk to the kitchen. Beaming at you, her hands on the counter)
<Hungry mista? I make grate Chicken. My mama taught me. I season it good.
(She smiles)
<But ma two white sistas always says it's too much seasoning!
(She chuckled. Her fluffy Afro Shaking)
R: 6 / I: 0
posting a thing i made a while ago because >>93114 told me to do it, zoot please don't move it, it is slightly IAZ if you watch it fully
R: 9 / I: 2
geg i just realized i never posted this
R: 100 / I: 51
Zaryans…
R: 8 / I: 1

Muh Lost Media?

Can someone who actually speaks Dutch tell me what Mymy is saying at the end of Deel 3? Someone said there was a line spoken by her that was never released unlike Kiki's dialog about Somalia. I tried doing some filter shit with AI and these are the results attached.
First is a normal passthrough to get rid of background noise.
Second is a further passthrough of AI to "reconstruct" the voices and further reduce the background crowd noise.
Third is an experiment with something to get rid of Kiki's voice + a passthrough the AI reconstruction.
R: 12 / I: 1
Do you think Coco dreams about her parents and unborn sibling every now and then?
R: 4 / I: 2
i was browsing qa on sharty and found this image of what seems to be bush??? anyway i photoshoped the card to have maya instead of that hamster, is it a gem? (yes i made a whole ass thread over a image geg)
R: 19 / I: 3

NigMaya love story part2

(Maya takes you to her house)
<Here is it mista. Home sweet home.
(Her room was clean. Decorated by a Wehrmacht battle flag painted in black nationalist colors)
<Do you like it mista? I made it my self.
(She hold your arms putting her head on your shoulder)
<All the niggas bullied me for my dark skin and fluffy hair. Sayin that they liked light skin bitches and told me to put a wig. But mista you love me for what I am. I love your blue eyes.
(She cupped your face with tear filled eyes. You cup her face back. As you did the smoke alarm chirped. Maya blushed hard and looked down)
R: 17 / I: 4
>4cuckers call eachother faggots for years
<they all become actual faggots and troon out
>shartycucks call eachother jartycucks for years
<they all become actual jartycucks and goon to soytan femjanny tama porn
history has shown that whichever group an imageboard community obsesses about the most, they become exactly that in the future. what does this mean for zarty's future?
R: 8 / I: 3
banned me for no reason award
R: 4 / I: 0
GEM IT UPPPPP https://www.soyjak.st/qa/thread/575499.html#q628212

you VVILL cast a vote and you VVILL vote yes.
R: 53 / I: 8
WHITEPOWERAREWOMANPOWER
R: 8 / I: 1

NigMaya love story part1

<Aren't you a mighty fine lookin white boy with yo degrees and full time jobs and responsibilities and that nice blond hair.
(NigMaya flatters her long eyelashes and slash her long pink nails. I faint blush shows up on her dark cheeks)
<So what do you say honeychild, will take me for a date?
(She puts her hand on your arm drinking in the sight of her deep black slim fingers on your veiny robust white arm. She tilts her head making her soft Afro shake a little bit)
R: 1 / I: 0
>Wholesome BIPOC altrock band
R: 171 / I: 58
oy vey, i thought this fag forgot about 'zellig
R: 37 / I: 10

KKK General

Post Klan gems please
R: 4 / I: 0

Personal request of zoiets

Could a kind Zaryan perhaps make Maya sing Invisible by Duran Duran?
R: 23 / I: 4

BWC

All rise for the flag
R: 3 / I: 2
does anybody have the 1 eternity on discontinued dutch cartoon website feraljak i need it for something
R: 108 / I: 18
i need the zaryan committee to finally inform me on our opinion of this apop guy
like he has made some really iconic artwork but he also drew ongezellig porn so who really knows
R: 8 / I: 4
>Happy Juneteenth Mymy! Since you are my sister and I love you, I decided to give you a gift. *opens large gift box* I know how much you hate niggers, I decided to gift you the heads of 10,000 niggers.
<HAHAHA! YES! WITH 10,000 DEATHS GRAVELY INJURING THEIR FORCES! THE BELGIAN NIGGERS WILL NEVER RECOVER, AND THUS WILL BE EASILY CONQUERABLE FOR THE SUPERIOR DUTCH ARMY!
>Belgian? Oh nonono Mymy this are African heads!
<WHAT!? YOU USELESS FUCKING BITCH SKANK HARLOT! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME YOU WENT TO AFRICA AND SAVAGELY DECAPITATED 10,000 INNOCENT CIVILIANS?! YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT HOW FUCKING DARE YOU BRING ME THIS SUPPOSED GIFT FULL OF NOTHING BUT THE ROTTING DECAPITATED HEADS OF RANDOM NIGGERS THAT I DO NOT CARE ABOUT! JUST WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
>b-but Mymy! isn't it the thought that counts?
<FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!
R: 6 / I: 3

kill fursluttas

I know I'm new to this 'sites kulchur but I'm very desperate and I'm neutral about 'zellig
Could you zelligcacas wipe 'party's qa?
there is two fursluttas threads i'm tired of seeing being necrobumped by the same 2 niggers
I would prefer the catty to be filled with 'zelligs rather than furniggers
>mandatory zellig image
R: 15 / I: 2
How much is zelling worth


I would buy it and continue the goddamn series myself
R: 23 / I: 5
Nusois randomly fucking elected another admin and now he is oppressing the zaryans
R: 36 / I: 8
Is there any negrofied Maya with a red lip stick?
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Hoi zarty.
I spent the last 12 hours schizophrenically writing this 'fic about the 'zellig sisters being transported back to Nazi Germany
thought I'd share it here.
you're able to comment so feel free to join in on the 'tism present within.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CRpJMVkaPboFGHvNuTiDFxQQDy5bCWvg5UZtBVfmLGY/edit?usp=sharing
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Mymy won
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ITT we discuss and theorize what favorite brand of chips Maya would like the most (that is if we assume she likes those at all) and then i'll ask the source itself with the power of my insanity and schizophrenia, other schizoGODS may join on this venture with me once we theorize out the possible brand or if she even likes those at all to begin with.

>inb4 she eats kruidnoten

i fucking know nigger
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How high is too high?

I've never been on uppers. Could any Zaryan who has tried describe his experience?
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Nusoi this is your mindset
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Add option to quote other post
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Any love for the Jew Girl?
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UHHH!!!
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Maya will have a small army of incels orbiting her and paying her and giving her attention. But she will happily be used by chads knowing that they will never love her. When found out by her orbiters, she will cry and say stuff like she was lonely.
Unlike Mymy and Coco who will be pure until they get married to save the white. Knowing degeneracy is a kike concept
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<I am more white then you
>No I am more white then you
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Where's /co/ raid?
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kill yourself sagetranny.
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dutch learning thread

This is a thread meant to encourage people to take on dutch and start learning it. Share resources or information that you consider valuable, or something.

You WILL learn dutch
You WILL NOT use jewlingo or any other shitty time wasting "language learning" application
You WILL input wih dutch content
You WILL NOT get demoralized by monolingual amerilards
and you have to do all those things because…. because you just have to, ok??

Some resources:
https://4chanint.miraheze.org/wiki/Dutch
https://fsi-languages.yojik.eu/languages/DLI/DLI-Dutch.html
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I do not like most agugu's, they feel vaguely fetishistic. Also the captcha sucks ass
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Nu 'blox "game"

wasted like a lot of time doing this hope YOU will at least not hate it. i don't know if you can even count this as a "game" but it sure is an impressive project that i myself am quite proud of.

I also added in 1 secret and i hope someone manages to figure it out, perhaps look through the badges of the game and figure out, another hint i can give you is there is a feature on 'tube if you type "awesome" it makes the bar flicker, that's my hint to getting whatever the secret is and i really hope that one of you figures it out. but enough of me larping play the "game" NOAW

https://www.roblox.com/games/71320148290903/

(also zoot please don't rape me i spent a lot of time doing it for all of you!)
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Massa based the three sisters on the Three Kingdoms China

mymy is wei
coco is shu
and maya is wu because it's red (it just is, ok? of zoiets)
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new 'assa

studio 'assa uploaded an unlisted video on june 1.
looks like the iceberg video is finally getting a next part
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/v/

The Schoolocaust game is already 1 year old, I think it deserves an update
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What did Coco mean when she said she found ((him))
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>Zarteens making gemmy artworks aren't called Zartists
>Their creations also aren't called Zarts
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>Coco tf are you yappin about
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Hey guys, i guess that's it.