No.39582
What a gemmy day
No.39584
>>39581Looks like a bait o algo. Anyway, someone translate this ESL babble
No.39585
>>39584I am on it, you can't even copypaste it, I am going off on my own dutch knowledge
No.39587
>>39585Great, but remember that OCR exists if you wanted to automate this
No.39589
>>39585Inspect Element
NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW No.39592
Ok there's seriously a lot of stuff, and it'll take a while to compile it in a neat format (and mostly in English). Some of this stuff is pretty hard to comprehend
No.39594
>Mymy isn't racist
>Mymy is heavily suggested to be a furry
>Mymy wants to marry princess Amalia to become Queen of the Netherlands.
Mymybros…
did we lose?
No.39595
>>39594I knew it, i fucking knew it…
Mymyniggers lost GEEEEEEEEEG
No.39599
>>39598Is it over now? What will happen to the zarty?
No.39600
>>39598Zoot, close the zarty as jarty did
No.39602
soyzellig mass group suicide 2 sVVn
No.39605
>>39602Mass group suicide outside studio fagsa's house
No.39613
>>39598God forbid, something bad happens to that poor bastard 'assa, so our 'teens would be able to see deel 7 in their lifetime
No.39614
>>39613On Oktober 4th 2094 we’ll have deel 7
No.39615
>>39595WE ALL LOST YOU DUMB NIGGER
No.39616
>>39594>heavily suggestedFoenkie's goypium. Take something like that with a known level of scepticism. Not a MymyGOD btw.
No.39618
>>Coco was adopted after her father and pregnant mother were killed in a lightning strike.
>Evendoe he has been stating that they died in a car catastrophe
Massa just frankly doesn't know how to distance from plaasaanvaale theory and starts make evasions up as he goes along
No.39619
>>39581the doc that killed the zarty
No.39620
>>39618I think the lightning strike is just a fancy way of saying "speeding car"
No.39621
Do not be such naive idiots, could we even be wrong all that time before? It can not be. Do not let them deceive you.
No.39622
>>39620No, it is a literal lightning strike not an idiom
No.39624
Massa has been killed and replaced by a mossad agent after his “burnout” and this is psyop by (((them))) to demoralize Zaryans and eventually genocide the Zaryan race.
No.39625
>Maya is based on Tomoko from the manga/anime Watamote
Uhmmm…*gulp* were the dutch tranime allegations true?
No.39628
All in all coal, I will chose to believe this is a psyop and not written by massa because I see no immediate proof it's him posting it
No.39629
>>39625he Included that in the “misconceptions” part, so he’s saying she’s not
No.39630
>>39626Maya wasn't even paying attention.
No.39637
>>39620MAN WHO DRIVE FAST LIKE LIGHTNING CRASH LIKE THUNDER
No.39639
So, I translated the entirety of the document as best as I could, using my own knowledge and google translating the harder sections (my vocabulary is still a bit lacking), while also trying to stick to the original message that Massa was trying to get across.
No, we're not mentioned or at least, not directly.
<Zaryan spaceHere's the translation
https://files.catbox.moe/iab0j2.txt No.39642
massacord won lol
No.39647
>>39646oh im an inspectelementfail
No.39649
>>39648fail but its in the misconceptions list so
No.39653
Is this a nothingburger? I feel like everything explained there has already been known, except for the SNCA parts of lore about classmates and potential episodes, which are not important at all, because as Coco's parents death in car accident/lighting strike shows, if lore isn't a part of an actual deel, it's subject to change.
No.39654
>>39653Pretty much, but it also again shows just again how much of a SLF Massa is.
His reasoning for not making merch and not using Patreon were some of the dumbest excuses I've ever heard.
And this whole "burn-out" thing is total bs since he's still making new videos.
I think he genuinely just hates his non-Dutch audience.
No.39656
>>39655there was no hope until the fan projects subsequently revived ongezellig out of spite
No.39657
>>39656there was an idea of continuation project, but it seems to be even more dead than Ongezellig itself
No.39666
>>39625It can't be like this. Massa already was stating that Maya is based on his personal experiences and problems. Imho Tomoko could somehow influence Ongezellig, but not as much as it stated in the known doc.
No.39670
>>39669It's edited, the original said "FUCK MASSA", along with a lot of cope. Redditors are retarded.
No.39671
>>39670The Mods deleted the Comment.
I reposted the comment.
Is it there now?
No.39672
>>39670Redditors are retarded
No.39673
>>39671it's there, albeit censored.
>>39672posted it again award
No.39674
>>39668>>39668 Now that the hype and emotional reaction to the document has passed, we have to realize that this document changes nothing for us.
What little lore there was in the document was mostly already covered in the leaked lore discussion call from 'assa. So there is little actually new information that ins't SNCA.
The other episode ideas are just undeveloped ideas that would most likely be executed differently than the initial idea anyways, thus having little actual impactful meaning. Furthermore, 'assa mentions that since they aren't developed they are non-canon.
The purpose of this document seems to just state that 'assa is completely done with Ongezellig and has no intent of ever coming back as well as trying to persuade the reader into giving up on Ongezellig as well.
This may seem demoralizing at first, but realize that this means that zellig is completely in our hands. We have the power to make with Ongezellig what we want and continue making zemmy projects and posts. This is no different from what we have already been doing ever since update 130, so its business as usual.
I have no idea what the future of Zellig holds, neither for the Zarty. But our love and passion for Zellig still remains and that is enough to move forward with. Zellig will always be a gem in my heart.
No.39675
>>39674Your exactly right, in the grand scheme of thing, this shit changes nothing.
No.39676
>NOOO GUYS HE JUST SAID THAT THERE WILL BE NO ZELLIG ITS SO OVER HEY GUYS I GUESS THATS ITS
Retards! Did you not even READ update 130? This has been news since febuary.
No.39677
>>39676Yea people can't fucking read nowadays.
No.39678
>>39676Many people, including myself, were hoping that there was a future where Ongezellig would be recognized for its merits and be picked up again. This document just further clarifies that Massa will never continue with Ongezellig, even if a studio approaches him about it.
No.39679
>>39674It looks as if he felt personally insulted by people trying to continue the show without his blessing. As for our situation, nothing changed, we are still going to use zellig for raids and edits and harrasing troons and everything the zarty was always good at.
No.39681
>>39679I think we need to increase our chuddieness and truly claim Zellig as ours. 'assa let go of Ongezellig; do you really want a bunch of troons and fags to inherit zellig? No! It is our birthright as Zaryans to inherit Zellig and mold it to our desires!
No.39682
>>39681Exactly. The last 'planet blitz showed a glimpse of our capabilities. We need to start making our presence felt in the soysphere and the wider Internet. We are the best functioning splinter at now.
No.39683
>>39681He's not giving the rghts of zellig out though. it's not in the translated document but on the end of the original it says that 'assa will never give the rights of zellig to anyone.
No.39684
>>39683He also heavily discouraged trying to create continuation of zellig
No.39685
>>39581I'm not sure its written by Massa itself but what if Foenkie did all this of documentation so that soon we would all leave and in 2 years they would be able to somehow create a zellig episode but without us? What if its just another 'cado social experiment? Is Sam 2 steps ahead? Anyways its just my schizo theory so idk
No.39686
>>39682Everything was against us, 'teens have rejected zellig, did everyting to remove our work, we were with few people. Yet in the final hour I was struck by the idea to place the zelligwaffen logo and started the operation to make it a success. Thanks to the Zaryans that helped in phase 2 we did it, despite the 'teens efforts to stop us. I loved this project so much, I am so grateful for having that idea.
Similar chuddie projects in the future are the way to go to make our presence.
No.39687
>>39686meant hours, not hour
No.39688
Speaking of soypixelplanet, i think that after what we did recently, bad karma knocked on our door in the form of this…
No.39689
>>39683>>39684I have no desire to try to create a continuation, nor pass off anything that could be considered ip. Our future lays in chuddie OC and projects.
No.39690
>>39688evendoe it's a nothingwaffel
No.39691
>>39688Even though this document is a nothingwafel and actually presents an opportunity for our future as the Zarty.
No.39692
>>39690Even doe no zellig forever until he die or we'll all go our separate ways
>but we have to create something of our own o algoSomething like ROY team and OUC did? Well, looks like its gonna be a biggest nothingsandwich of all time (even doe its happened)
No.39693
>>39689Although, one thing I would like to do is a proper literary analyses of Ongezellig and write an essay about it and how it could possibly play out as a proper show.
No.39694
>>39692haven't read the replies above award
No.39695
>>39693>>39689NuOUC? Kill yourself if it fails once again
No.39696
>>39694All of them are the biggest copium nigger
No.39697
>>39696Ooh, i got a fancy digits of zoiets!
No.39698
>>39696you seem to have bad reading comprehension, come back after you improve
No.39699
>>39692We do have a project and its nearly its completion. The last guy says he's almost done, and if we want to try our hand at the other deels, we know we can (maybe not wasting 6 months this time)
>>39693Yeah all of the essays are reddit and there's always a section about the community which fundamentally misunderstands what we are. They really think the majority of the big projects was from off-siters and not us, relegating us to "fringe individuals"
No.39700
>>39698Holy retard, i read it all, it sounds like we own this show but that's not true, all we've done is raid, hate minorities for any reason, make projects that come out once a month or a year or don't even come out. Stop thinking that we are the chosen people who can restore this, this is bullshit.
No.39701
>>39700Words words words I can't hear you over this demoralization
No.39702
>>39701As expected from nuzelligcacas
No.39703
>>39695No, it would not be an attempt at continuation, it would be a thematic analyses and the extrapolation thereof. I think the thematic material is rich and would like to personally explore it.
No.39704
>>39702>if you don't get demoralized you're a nuzellogbablooblatoddler of zoietsHoly immense projection
No.39705
>>39700We are not going to restore anything because new episodes is not what we need and never was. Zellig is a form of a meme, like soyjaks are. Soyjaks have no show about them, neither they need one. What we get with the update is that now all the undesirables who clinged to the idea of continuation will get demoralised and leave, leaving us in the control of the whole zelligsphere.
No.39706
Anyways, the only thing that can restore this show in my opinion is to create your own successful animation studio, hire Sam, tell him that we will make animation according to his idea and he will accept Ongezellig.
It sounds easier in words, but in reality it will be a long process lasting 3-6 years.
No.39707
>>39706This is unrealistic as highly successful people with a lot of capital don't have any reason to support us
No.39708
>>39706You can't hire Sam, he doesn't care about money and has already expressed his opinion about trying to resurrect the show. Have you read the document?
No.39709
>>39703Then lets make a video about the full analysis of Ongezellig and its creator of zoiets, let's show others that this show is not just ordinary as it seems.
>>39705>Zellig as a memeLike agugu and other xitter tier zellig coal? Forced brimstone like FPE in sharty.
I'm probably sure that we'll hold out for a couple of years and then we'll all grow up and realize that it was all in vain.
But hey, how about a collab that's been in development for almost a year?
No.39710
>>39709>But hey, how about a collab that's been in development for almost a year?It's almost done trvst the plan
No.39711
>>39708What a depressive bitch he is, I hope he hangs himself so we can get his rights of zellig of zoiets
No.39712
>>39709>I'm probably sure that we'll hold out for a couple of years and then we'll all grow up and realize that it was all in vain.It's all about having fun, and yes, after time we can move to something else.
No.39713
>>39711Sorry chud but he said 70 years from his death, he's like a dragon resting on top of his treasure, and doing nothing with it
No.39714
>>39713Then hire a hitman
>but we don't have a money for thisThen dox him (We probably have his ip) and send him more pizza
No.39715
>>39714You'd be dead in 70 years, have you got some sort of reading handicap?
No.39716
>>39705>>39709The greatest memes are pure vessels of virality without inherit meaning. Soyjaks are an excellent example of this. 'jaks have infinite possibility for flexibility and adaptation to suit different meanings.
The founding principle of soyjaks was to make fun of the nu-male, this rarely happens anymore, instead 'jaks have evolved into pure empty vessels able to take on any meaning. This is why they have stuck around for so long.
The same can happen for 'ligs. Their founding principle is Ongezellig and now that 'assa has confirmed that no new meaning will be attributed to Ongezellig 'ligs can too become empty vessels, pure form, thus suitable for a similar type of success as 'jaks. 'ligs will take on a meaning of their own, evolved from just purely the source material into an adaptable form that can fit any meaning.
No.39717
>>39639>Inspirations for Mymy>Teenagers who LARP with exaggerated identities for attention (you'll grow out of even this one)LMFAO
No.39718
>>39715I mean let's teach him a lesson who's boss here dumbass. It looks like you have reading problems not me.
No.39719
>>39718I think you might be retarded
No.39720
>>39716Agugu is the best example of this. Take an image of Mymy, enlarge eyes, add binky, post somewhere and wait for seetheralds. No lore, no episodes are needed for that.
No.39721
>>39719He definitely is, repeatedly failing to understand what Massa and several posters here tried to communicate.
No.39722
>>39720Agugu is making its rounds on Sharty's /qa/ now
No.39723
>>39716>The greatest memes are pure vessels of virality without inherit meaning. Soyjaks are an excellent example of this.'jakking is dead since froot came out because Lute the jartycuck said so o algo
>>39719Read a book nigga, i said lets dox this faggot for what he did to us
>>39720Once again, agugu is forced brimstone
No.39724
>>39722I've noticed that too, they seem to like it and also try to claim the authorship of the concept.
No.39725
>>39723No need to post a picture, the mere mention of the word is enough to drive people mad.
No.39726
But, what if our show was forced too back in the Kuz era?
No.39727
>>39725So i made you mad isn't it?
No.39728
>>39723'jakking has lasted over 4 years, that is massively succesful, the virality of 'ligs is still a real possiblity
No.39730
>>39721Continuing the source material is off the table and ironically only off-siters have tried their hand at it (with 0 results so far, now they got even "disowned" by Massa himself). Punishing Massa for his decisions is like trying to make a dog go vegan, you can't do anything about it. One of the reasons he stated for the discontinuation was in fact that he didn't have hope at one point, and how can you blame me? He wanted to stick to his code or whatever rules he imposed on himself and failed, and now has moved on. But we'll still endure and that's what matters
No.39731
>>39729I did it yesterday
>>39728'jakking are becoming less thing because of Frootnigger and he also killed zellig because 'teens said him to clear /qa/ board
No.39733
>>39731Zellig may be dead on the Sharty and is no longer soyculture or whatever, but we still have a possibility, even if it is just a slight possibility.
No.39734
>>39733It'll always be /qa/ culture and that's what really matters
No.39735
As my closing remark, Massa may be done with Ongezellig, but I'm not. I still have a vision for the future of 'ligs and the Zarty.
No.39736
>>39731>I did it yesterdayQuite a good result, even for an online test
>'jakking are becoming less thing because of Frootnigger and he also killed zellig because 'teens said him to clear /qa/ boardjakking died because of 'booru and slopjak spam, froot also contributed, but it was by changing the demographics of the website, as for the /qa/ closure, it was a nothingburger, nothing of interest was posted there, the board was in state of constant raids and catty duels
No.39737
>>39733zellig is a shemmy culture now though…
>>39734Dont say it please or i'll send that essay about 'zellig as a /qa/ culture. TLDR: zellig is a cancer that killed /qa/ and the zellig in general
No.39738
>>39737shemmy culture is dead nigger spam, they have /zellig/ board and it has exactly 0 pph
No.39740
>>39737>zellig is a shemmy cultureThey have a page on how zellig isn't shemmy culture
>that essay about 'zellig as a /qa/ culture Which was written by a mad nusoikekker who didn't have a single clue about what /qa/ even was
No.39741
>>39740Even doe you didn't read this and seethed about it
No.39742
>>39739Like it or not, but the zarty is the only worthwhile soysphere website now:
>sharty: utterly destroyed by frootcord, can't post without being datamined and jannies manually approving your images (which somehow still doesn't prevent 'p from being posted)>jarty: literally dead>shemmy: unstable leadership (both in terms of the frequency of changes and their mental state), the only posters are frogniggers, bots and tranime spammers>swinny: 0.5 pph award, no wiki, no raid capability, no influence over anything>zarty: stable leadership, small but actively maintained wiki, comfy but not dead and recently growing pph, unique culture, actually smart and capable users No.39743
>>39741>I am going to ASSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEgeg.
No.39744
>>39742>zarty: unhealthy obsession with fictional characters, all users are discord faggots, dick worship over the dead nigger show and etc.You cant make this shit up
No.39745
>>39744hallucinated it again award
No.39746
>>>39744
Yup, issa ragebaiter, ignored
No.39747
>>39744Literally a nujarty, geg
No.39751
>>39750let's see how much time does it take for him to press printscreen button
No.39753
>>39752holy inspect element fail
No.39756
>>39754It's amazing how they come here for months to make a couple of snca posts and always fail to influence the website or it's culture in any way.
No.39757
Its fun to see how hopefags seethe about my ragebait posts
No.39758
>>39757they should be relieved about Ongezellig’s cancellation, this means that when they kill themselves they won’t miss out on anything
No.39760
>>39757People who care are more suseptible to bait, they have to learn to recognize bait and the appropriate response to it.
No.39761
>>39760Even doe the best technique of this is just ignoring until OP will get tired
No.39762
>>39760>>39761They're not experienced, they'll learn with time
No.39763
>>39761Sometimes it's fun to engage with bait.
No.39764
>>39763It sounds like this is the only thing that Zarty is still alive. Like necrobumping threads in /qa/ in our time
No.39765
>>39764ESLWARRIORS…. I kneel…
No.39766
>>39765ESL is aryan behavior though
>gigachad self insert.jpg No.39769
>>39768I wonder what will happen next
No.39771
>>39769Total Zigger Death
They won't be able to cope knowing het is voorbij, this time for real
No.39772
>>39771>total russian deathwhat did they do wrong?
No.39777
>>39772Zigger refers to off-siters (nigger but with a z).
No.39779
>>39777Thats very confusing to me and for nucomers, lets call them Zelligger
No.39780
>>39772third worldism, eurasianism, sympathy for communism, a war against europe, there is a lot of that (even doe it's off-topic)
No.39781
>>39778>You WILL use Zeggers because I said soFuck that faggot, he's the only shithead who uses Zeggers
No.39782
>>39779It was attempted to call them zeggers instead, but that never caught on
No.39783
Then i'll do some datamining and shiet, you VVILL vote it because i said so:
https://strawpoll.com/61gD96doRZw No.39784
>>39779They are off-siters that still interact with Ongezellig, whats the point of bashing them for not partaking in the zarty possibly unknowingly (if they even know what the zarty is)
No.39785
>>39784Because 99% of the time they're faggots who make coal
No.39786
>>39781I have a suggestion for an alternative, 'zikker' , based on 'nikker' which is a Dutch variation of 'neger' that always has a racist meaning in contrary to neger.
No.39851
Even after I game ended the “PINGAS MAN!” Persona, you guys still found a way to lose. GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>>39594 No.39885
>>39856atleast pingas man revived a dead meme, unlike you
No.39952
>>39626Maya knows that they never happened and were literally made up in the 90s
No.39954
>>39952Maya, thanks to this last lore drop, fully blossomed as a TRUECEL CHUD, and anyone who says otherwise doesn't have a clue about it
No.39993
>>39777Still shitty slang
No.40141
>>40140 THIS IS HAPPENING
No.40143
i disagree with him on merch and patreon, i would wear a zellig shirt and id gladly sub to him. he is too jaded, i think he would make hand over fist especially given the new wave of tiktok kids who like ongezellig
No.40144
>>40143I'd spend €60 on a Coco plushie
No.40319
>>39594Mymy isn't a furry. She has an attachment to bird characters from Dutch kids media also aired in Japan.
>>39949"Limbo-representative" means he's a Limburger. There's no TN for the term "cheesehead" either. Belgians call the Dutch cheeseheads as a slur. Southern Dutchmen call Hollanders cheeseheads as a slur. The Dutch call themselves cheeseheads as a form of self-deprecation. Cheeseheads means idiot, retard, Dutch, or old.
No.40396
>>40319Yeah but uhm. Kaptian koek is a furry mascot of a Dutch snack… So that kinda makes mymy a furry doomer.
No.106822
>>393939
In your asshole nigger.
No.106823
>>106822>bumping a year old thread by replying to no oneI kneel
No.106826
>>106825If you don't vividly remember this thread you're too young to be alive
No.106833
I've seen this before, unless Mass uses the same Note for translators: my writing is very Dutch so be weary of idioms and references being lost in translation when using a machine translator.
in every doc
No.106835
>>106833just looked it's a 12-month-old doc fuck me