R: 13 / I: 1
B plot is Coco and Maya doing some shit together, maybe go to the park and do some dance moves because she saw a cute boy break dancing there or some shit idk. Mymy meets up with them and she tells them what she did with that tourist, Coco guilts her into feeling bad and so now they gotta go back and find him. After searching they catch up with him, but as he's walking towards Mymy he unexpectedly gets RAMMED by a bus since he didn't look both ways beforehand and now he'll be hospitalized for the rest of the trip. As he's hauled off into an Ambulance he thanks Mymy for giving him the nice tour over how beutiful of a country the Netherlands is and that he has no hard feelings for what has happened to him, because FUCKCARS!!!1!!!1!ÖöÖöÖöÖ
The End.
Zellig Episode Idea #2
A fellow r/fuckcars resident comes over to the Netherlands and soyfaces over how heckkin awesome it is that Dutchland has ZERO (0!) cars around the country and how wholesome 100 is it that they're so eco-friendly with bikes and public transport. He meets up with Mymy, and while at first she's flattered to meet up with another fellow individual who is passionate about the Netherlands, it quickly turns into annoyance over how this guy is an insufferable, obsessed faggot for the place and has no other knowledge about its rich history other than it has no vehicles. She has find a way to get rid of him (because she agreed beforehand to be his personal tour-guide for that ego stroke or smthn) by sending him to Amsterdam; which is apparently like the Ghettos for Dutch people.B plot is Coco and Maya doing some shit together, maybe go to the park and do some dance moves because she saw a cute boy break dancing there or some shit idk. Mymy meets up with them and she tells them what she did with that tourist, Coco guilts her into feeling bad and so now they gotta go back and find him. After searching they catch up with him, but as he's walking towards Mymy he unexpectedly gets RAMMED by a bus since he didn't look both ways beforehand and now he'll be hospitalized for the rest of the trip. As he's hauled off into an Ambulance he thanks Mymy for giving him the nice tour over how beutiful of a country the Netherlands is and that he has no hard feelings for what has happened to him, because FUCKCARS!!!1!!!1!ÖöÖöÖöÖ
The End.
R: 23 / I: 12
Planning to post Coco everyday on this thread
Planning to post Coco everyday on this thread
R: 2 / I: 1
2 bees over a sea
2 bees over a sea
R: 6 / I: 1
Evrazian quads
Evrazian quads
R: 14 / I: 2
Whoever did this, thank you so much
Let the Agartha be upon ye :]
Whoever did this, thank you so much
Let the Agartha be upon ye :]
R: 27 / I: 4
Can somebody please behead elon musk
Can somebody please behead elon musk
R: 6 / I: 0
do zaryans also like radiohead?
do zaryans also like radiohead?
R: 43 / I: 3
I made a graph based on the visualizations of deel 1+2 about the popularity of ongezellig
I made a graph based on the visualizations of deel 1+2 about the popularity of ongezellig
R: 27 / I: 7
why is maya the least liked out of the trio?
i look like this and say this by the way
why is maya the least liked out of the trio?
i look like this and say this by the way
R: 10 / I: 4
Tiktok has been banned
Reelscacas are on suicide watch, GEG
Tiktok has been banned
Reelscacas are on suicide watch, GEG
R: 16 / I: 4
post adult agugu in this thread
post adult agugu in this thread
R: 7 / I: 1
/soy/ 5000000 GET is coming. You WILL steal IT.
/soy/ 5000000 GET is coming. You WILL steal IT.
R: 5 / I: 0
I hate massa because he made 2/3s of the characters non-white.
Isn't the netherlands supposed to be white?
What is wrong with him?
I hate massa because he made 2/3s of the characters non-white.
Isn't the netherlands supposed to be white?
What is wrong with him?
R: 22 / I: 11
Sees post ACK
Bilions must downvote
r/Ongezellig has fallen
Open r/ongezelliigSees post ACK
Bilions must downvote
R: 3 / I: 2
>meh blondie
>tall, blonde, white, normie girl AND she is from AFRICA of all places? Oy vey!
>hoi maya! unt hrt und beebeenzee? das ist gut!
>bvilt for BIC o qualcosa
>a basic jewish bitch bimbo boer
>I can't racebait
>germanic slut
>needs a queen of spades tattoo
>needs to get de-koloniseerd
>snowbunny
>wasp wasp wave
>canonically transhearts niggers
>but reddit said you are a niggelover!
>TND? Total Nazi Death?
>colonizer
>foreign invader!
>the literal african
>T50 refugee
>she is probably inbred though
>go back to Africa
>kakies told me you are mixed
>dutch redneck
>christcuck
>regular 1st world white european female
>stupid and air-headed
>retarded and naive
>the full of feigned concern voice
>she goes where the wind blows
>normalkike
>stacy
>attention whore
>mommyissues bait personality
>she is literally psychopathic
>PTSD
>technologically illiterate
>what are you, like, mongol or something?
>can't even recognize porn lol
>unwanted weeskind
>this bitch neraly killed Maya
>seems she beats the shit out of Maya
>muh cat!
>disney princess
>shut your mouth, orphan!
>don't talk to me, together I feel more alone
>krijg de typhus
>she just doesn't believe I can do it by myself!
>rather no friends than no parents
<Moet jou nie ontstel oor skelms, jou kwel oor goddelose mense nie, want 'n slegte mens het nie 'n toekoms nie; die lewenslig van die goddeloses word uitgedoof.
<Proverbs 24:19-20.
>meh blondie
>tall, blonde, white, normie girl AND she is from AFRICA of all places? Oy vey!
>hoi maya! unt hrt und beebeenzee? das ist gut!
>bvilt for BIC o qualcosa
>a basic jewish bitch bimbo boer
>I can't racebait
>germanic slut
>needs a queen of spades tattoo
>needs to get de-koloniseerd
>snowbunny
>wasp wasp wave
>canonically transhearts niggers
>but reddit said you are a niggelover!
>TND? Total Nazi Death?
>colonizer
>foreign invader!
>the literal african
>T50 refugee
>she is probably inbred though
>go back to Africa
>kakies told me you are mixed
>dutch redneck
>christcuck
>regular 1st world white european female
>stupid and air-headed
>retarded and naive
>the full of feigned concern voice
>she goes where the wind blows
>normalkike
>stacy
>attention whore
>mommyissues bait personality
>she is literally psychopathic
>PTSD
>technologically illiterate
>what are you, like, mongol or something?
>can't even recognize porn lol
>unwanted weeskind
>this bitch neraly killed Maya
>seems she beats the shit out of Maya
>muh cat!
>disney princess
>shut your mouth, orphan!
>don't talk to me, together I feel more alone
>krijg de typhus
>she just doesn't believe I can do it by myself!
>rather no friends than no parents
<Moet jou nie ontstel oor skelms, jou kwel oor goddelose mense nie, want 'n slegte mens het nie 'n toekoms nie; die lewenslig van die goddeloses word uitgedoof.
<Proverbs 24:19-20.
R: 15 / I: 5
The weights ai model for Maya was removed
It's over
https://www.weights.gg/models/clm730v461cw9cctcfckeb08dThe weights ai model for Maya was removed
R: 4 / I: 2
To anyone that has a banned Shitter account, word around the street is if you format it as a begging, desperate Indian man you will get unbanned.
Post results if it works.
<mandatory zellig image
To anyone that has a banned Shitter account, word around the street is if you format it as a begging, desperate Indian man you will get unbanned.
Post results if it works.
<mandatory zellig image
R: 6 / I: 3
hello there how are you doing today
happy friday
hello there how are you doing today
happy friday
R: 2 / I: 0
only 1 mom can take care of all the agugus
only 1 mom can take care of all the agugus
R: 30 / I: 5
>creates subxeddit about le zarty
>YVO WILL NOT POST SOY CULTUREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>creates subxeddit about le zarty
>YVO WILL NOT POST SOY CULTUREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 41 / I: 6
Why is the sharty such a shithole?
Why is the sharty such a shithole?
R: 4 / I: 3
NINTENDO SWITCH
NINTENDO FUCKING SWITCH 2!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS FINALLY FUCKING HERE, HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM LITERALLY SHAKING AND CRYING SO FUCKING MUCH RIGHT NOW, FUCK YOU JAMAL IM NOT GONNA QUIET DOWN WHILE YOU MASSAGE MY WIFE, THIS IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/itpcsQQvgAQ
NINTENDO SWITCH
NINTENDO FUCKING SWITCH 2!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS FINALLY FUCKING HERE, HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM LITERALLY SHAKING AND CRYING SO FUCKING MUCH RIGHT NOW, FUCK YOU JAMAL IM NOT GONNA QUIET DOWN WHILE YOU MASSAGE MY WIFE, THIS IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/itpcsQQvgAQ
R: 2 / I: 0
joooj chlope
joooj chlope
R: 1 / I: 0
Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line.
Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line.
R: 10 / I: 3
>Zaryans, 2023
>Oh, I can't upload this video? It's gemmy enough for the Zarty, I will convert it to .webm while also making it under 25 megabytes so it won't buffer once! I'm so excited to share my OC
<Zaryans, 2025
<we spam post 60 niggabyte unloadable bloated mp4 saar you must store huge file bigger than my biwisi. also i can upload cord and twitter memes easier now due to the mp4 update thank you so much zoor you will always be a gem
>Zaryans, 2023
>Oh, I can't upload this video? It's gemmy enough for the Zarty, I will convert it to .webm while also making it under 25 megabytes so it won't buffer once! I'm so excited to share my OC
<Zaryans, 2025
<we spam post 60 niggabyte unloadable bloated mp4 saar you must store huge file bigger than my biwisi. also i can upload cord and twitter memes easier now due to the mp4 update thank you so much zoor you will always be a gem
R: 79 / I: 25
New Mymy cosplay just dropped
New Mymy cosplay just dropped
R: 10 / I: 6
Hi, it's me, the guy who posted sketches on /qa/. Sorry for not posting the day 10 sketch, I didn't finish it because I had exams. I ll post it sometime tommorow doe.
Hi, it's me, the guy who posted sketches on /qa/. Sorry for not posting the day 10 sketch, I didn't finish it because I had exams. I ll post it sometime tommorow doe.
R: 328 / I: 100
heres the IP:
>51.222.97.41:25603
>Whispering to people is /tell
Tell me your opinion about this
Have fun Zaryans
ZelligCraft
Hello Zaryans, This is my gift back to the community, an unofficial soyzellig minecraft server. This will be anarchy, using speedhacks, or flying is just going to stop the player, but ESP and wallhacks are enabled. This is going to be an Anarchy server, every Zaryan must fend for himself. You can make alliances with eachother and make groups and bases. Spamming will be automuted. I will NOT be admin abusing in any shape or kind and will be RARELY using my operator for fixing slight things or banning people who lag, or make the server unplayable. I don't know how this will turn out soheres the IP:
>51.222.97.41:25603
>Whispering to people is /tell
Tell me your opinion about this
Have fun Zaryans
R: 11 / I: 2
zooty zooty ban christianity, islam and judaism
zooty zooty ban christianity, islam and judaism
R: 16 / I: 3
-How can we make more troons kill themselves?
-What are some gemmy ways to make trannies cry or ruin their day?
-What can we do to contribute to the hate towards trannies?
Share your troon-killing ideas ITT
/TKG/ Troon Killing General
-How do I harass more troons?-How can we make more troons kill themselves?
-What are some gemmy ways to make trannies cry or ruin their day?
-What can we do to contribute to the hate towards trannies?
Share your troon-killing ideas ITT
R: 2 / I: 1
Why does mymy want waffles despite waffles being belgian?
Why does mymy want waffles despite waffles being belgian?
R: 13 / I: 1
Hey zaryans,
I've been thinking about leaving the zarty in the end of January. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another sharty. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that Zoot won’t address:
1. NAZ/'cord stuff with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.
2. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes like "Coco, Maya and Mymy are built for BBC" and unfunny rape jokes.
3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy Zoot), no quality raids, and it’s all about faildoxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam agugu while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming agugu are the same ones causing fastburn raids.
4. The site owners are neglecting the zoot. After (((nuzarty order))), he brought in a new group of mods from discord who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses.
5. There’s barely any community engagement from Zoot because "muh 'zellig is dead, do something different you weirdo".
These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the dutch waifu obsession website.
I want to say thank you to all the zaryans, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed
Hey zaryans,
I've been thinking about leaving the zarty in the end of January. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another sharty. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that Zoot won’t address:
1. NAZ/'cord stuff with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.
2. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes like "Coco, Maya and Mymy are built for BBC" and unfunny rape jokes.
3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy Zoot), no quality raids, and it’s all about faildoxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam agugu while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming agugu are the same ones causing fastburn raids.
4. The site owners are neglecting the zoot. After (((nuzarty order))), he brought in a new group of mods from discord who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses.
5. There’s barely any community engagement from Zoot because "muh 'zellig is dead, do something different you weirdo".
These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the dutch waifu obsession website.
I want to say thank you to all the zaryans, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed
R: 2 / I: 0
whats up with the booru thats just ‘p? it seems inactive but has alot of posts. is it official or fan made?
whats up with the booru thats just ‘p? it seems inactive but has alot of posts. is it official or fan made?
R: 50 / I: 12
Why do you people say that "maya and mymy built for bwc and coco built for bbc"? Let me remind you that they're 16 years old and age of consent is 18. As I remember, Zoot set the age limit to 18 so this site is already smoked.
Why do you people say that "maya and mymy built for bwc and coco built for bbc"? Let me remind you that they're 16 years old and age of consent is 18. As I remember, Zoot set the age limit to 18 so this site is already smoked.
R: 46 / I: 24
Sloplig general thread
Post your sloplig here
R: 24 / I: 2
>i love ongezellig but if you are a nazi i'm going to fucking block you chud!
Why twitter fags are like this?
>i love ongezellig but if you are a nazi i'm going to fucking block you chud!
Why twitter fags are like this?
R: 12 / I: 3
I would like Massa to make Mymy's sister look like Niko Belik. Like she comes to a country she doesn't know and gets to know it. Niko got to know America.
I would like Massa to make Mymy's sister look like Niko Belik. Like she comes to a country she doesn't know and gets to know it. Niko got to know America.
R: 36 / I: 4
here's an interesting thing to discuss:
who's actually more likely to commit a schoolocaust out of the zellig sisters? you might think that the obvious answer is mymy, but her desire for power makes the threat of shooting up the school merely a means of negotiating that class representative position. maya for example hates everyone because she thinks that everyone hates her. she also has a strong desire to be left alone which is only amplified by the fact she has to go to school every day. coco can go full mask off once you mention her parents (or lack thereof). she also has the most intel on every student's weakness, since she's basically friends with everyone. so who's more likely to actually do it?
>wall of text award
>inb4 somebody turns this into rapepasta
here's an interesting thing to discuss:
who's actually more likely to commit a schoolocaust out of the zellig sisters? you might think that the obvious answer is mymy, but her desire for power makes the threat of shooting up the school merely a means of negotiating that class representative position. maya for example hates everyone because she thinks that everyone hates her. she also has a strong desire to be left alone which is only amplified by the fact she has to go to school every day. coco can go full mask off once you mention her parents (or lack thereof). she also has the most intel on every student's weakness, since she's basically friends with everyone. so who's more likely to actually do it?
>wall of text award
>inb4 somebody turns this into rapepasta
R: 20 / I: 2
No offense to the zaryans. But you guys are such crybabies, like cry over obvious bait or something you don't like. 💔💔 And you have a weird fetish with degrading trans people everyday. And calling the underage characters "built for tha __"
>>Mymy image bcuz NAZ rule or some dumb shi jannyforzootsmicropenis made
No offense to the zaryans. But you guys are such crybabies, like cry over obvious bait or something you don't like. 💔💔 And you have a weird fetish with degrading trans people everyday. And calling the underage characters "built for tha __"
>>Mymy image bcuz NAZ rule or some dumb shi jannyforzootsmicropenis made
R: 15 / I: 5
I haven't seen soymy in a while. Is she still a gemmy variant?
I haven't seen soymy in a while. Is she still a gemmy variant?
R: 2 / I: 0
the operation failed.. i didnt make my client into a real woman
any advice on what i should do next? i’m breaking doctor patient confidentiality to give you this picture.. it’s that desperate
the operation failed.. i didnt make my client into a real woman
any advice on what i should do next? i’m breaking doctor patient confidentiality to give you this picture.. it’s that desperate
R: 2 / I: 1
Suicide Note
Trying to enjoy a Stella… I’m so sorry Zellligbros
R: 19 / I: 7
Why is there so much Agugu shit spreading over?
Why is there so much Agugu shit spreading over?
R: 92 / I: 11
https://youtu.be/PQl04d-OT98?si=a563ejhiIxa6NLo7 IT'S FUCKING OVER GUYS…
https://youtu.be/PQl04d-OT98?si=a563ejhiIxa6NLo7 IT'S FUCKING OVER GUYS…
R: 10 / I: 4
has any of you zaryans even thought about printing out stickers to promote ongezellig of zoiets? is it even a goed idea?
has any of you zaryans even thought about printing out stickers to promote ongezellig of zoiets? is it even a goed idea?
R: 10 / I: 4
Cope and Seethe Conundrum
We Zaryans need to learn how to spot and ignore ragebait and stop reacting to it. Its getting super annoying and retarded. Suggest ways to combat obvious bait here.
R: 36 / I: 7
when did you first watch Ongezellig? how did you discover it? how did you discover the Zarty?
>inb4 glownigger accusations
when did you first watch Ongezellig? how did you discover it? how did you discover the Zarty?
>inb4 glownigger accusations
R: 3 / I: 0
Be more like Mymy
This is Mymy
Mymy hates nazism.Be more like Mymy
R: 24 / I: 4
HUH
HUH
R: 3 / I: 2
The year is 2045. The Zarty lives under REDDIT RULE. All zarty males are sissified. Ongezellig characters live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to the Zarty's REDDIT FUTURE.
Zaryan remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /zellig/, where he hides his beautiful imaginary mymy from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.
As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile ongezellig waifus, Zaryan will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Zaryan gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Zaryan prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.
Acclaimed author and pro domme Zoot presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.
Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Zoot's brand new series.
The year is 2045. The Zarty lives under REDDIT RULE. All zarty males are sissified. Ongezellig characters live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to the Zarty's REDDIT FUTURE.
Zaryan remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /zellig/, where he hides his beautiful imaginary mymy from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.
As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile ongezellig waifus, Zaryan will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Zaryan gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Zaryan prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.
Acclaimed author and pro domme Zoot presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.
Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Zoot's brand new series.
R: 1 / I: 1
The year is 2045. The Zarty lives under REDDIT RULE. All zarty males are sissified. Ongezellig characters live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to the Zarty's REDDIT FUTURE.
Zaryan remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /zellig/, where he hides his beautiful imaginary mymy from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.
As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile ongezellig waifus, Zaryan will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Zaryan gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Zaryan prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.
Acclaimed author and pro domme Zoot presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.
Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Zoot's brand new series.
The year is 2045. The Zarty lives under REDDIT RULE. All zarty males are sissified. Ongezellig characters live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to the Zarty's REDDIT FUTURE.
Zaryan remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /zellig/, where he hides his beautiful imaginary mymy from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.
As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile ongezellig waifus, Zaryan will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Zaryan gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Zaryan prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.
Acclaimed author and pro domme Zoot presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.
Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Zoot's brand new series.
R: 7 / I: 1
Instagram normies are utterly buckbroken by 'zelligposting, go to the comments section of any big 'zellig post for free seetheralds
Instagram normies are utterly buckbroken by 'zelligposting, go to the comments section of any big 'zellig post for free seetheralds
R: 37 / I: 3
/LPG/ - 'Lig Projects General
A thread dedicated to the documentation and discussion of Zellig fan projects currently in the works. Mostly just a bunch of nothingwaffel that will be put on "indefinite hiatus" or however the project is acked in 2 months.
R: 12 / I: 0
Mymy is transgender
(BRAPPED BACK TO THE SHEMALE)
Mymy is transgender
(BRAPPED BACK TO THE SHEMALE)
R: 198 / I: 61
why does this shows fanbase have to be racist? i want to reccomend it to people but im afraid that will make them think im one of you, a racist retard who doesnt leave the house much.
why does this shows fanbase have to be racist? i want to reccomend it to people but im afraid that will make them think im one of you, a racist retard who doesnt leave the house much.
R: 17 / I: 2
-Dutchman
prize
hi zarty. i know i fucked the timing up. real life shit popped up that i had to deal with. the zellig prize deal is stll up for my fellow dutch cucks. ill do my best to hide it around amsterdam for the lurking people here. trust me-Dutchman
R: 8 / I: 1
abuse.....mymy...abuse
Mymy abuse 💔💔💔
R: 24 / I: 6
I did a thing o algo
Hope you enjoy this drawing of zoiets :)
I did a thing o algo
Hope you enjoy this drawing of zoiets :)
R: 1 / I: 3
avatarralds
Post 'zellings that were made in character creators (sorry for the brimmy images)
R: 75 / I: 45
big ol eyes
big ol eyes
R: 1 / I: 1
>nigger salad will never be zarty culture
>nigger salad will never be zarty culture
R: 2 / I: 2
>>55555
>>55555
R: 19 / I: 9
guess the soyjak variants
guess the soyjak variants
R: 5 / I: 0
Don't mind me, just securing the area..
Don't mind me, just securing the area..
R: 6 / I: 1
how do i zelle the selle please teach me
how do i zelle the selle please teach me
R: 83 / I: 10
Do you think there will ever be another episode of ongezellig
Do you think there will ever be another episode of ongezellig
R: 24 / I: 5
Hoi Nigga!!!!
Niggafy all of the cast below
Hoi Nigga!!!!
Niggafy all of the cast below
R: 7 / I: 1
Late night shit cuz I can't sleep
Late night shit cuz I can't sleep
R: 22 / I: 5
mymni
mymni
R: 4 / I: 1
Would a zelligcraft server be Zem
Would a zelligcraft server be Zem
R: 11 / I: 4
zoot my nigga can you pls purge all of the spam threads
zoot my nigga can you pls purge all of the spam threads
R: 2 / I: 0
Zarty VVIN
Zarty VVIN
R: 3 / I: 0
/soy/ won
/soy/ won
R: 15 / I: 1
sharty won zarty lost
sharty won zarty lost
R: 2 / I: 0
Zelty won
Zelty won
R: 0 / I: 0
zellig won
zellig won
R: 13 / I: 6
I think boobs are cool
I think boobs are cool
R: 14 / I: 4
NAZ thread
new frootcord leaks have shown that his jannies are actual peeedos https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XubqeLp_3cyjw-bK3FQxemSJj-Sct_YjlnSkrdCfJqU/edit?tab=t.0
NAZ thread
new frootcord leaks have shown that his jannies are actual peeedos https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XubqeLp_3cyjw-bK3FQxemSJj-Sct_YjlnSkrdCfJqU/edit?tab=t.0
R: 57 / I: 18
tattoo ideas
I'm getting an ongezellig tattoo on the left side of my chest. I need some ideas so send me pictures so I can contemplate
R: 6 / I: 1
I was drawing Maya in my school today, and my furry classmate saw it and said I should make porn of xer with how good it looked.
Why the fuck does almost every furfag have to be a porn-addicted goonoid? I've only seen 2 out of the thousands I've interacted with that don't have gooner behaviour. The rest are absolutely porn-brained.
It's literally so easy to NOT act like a degenerate and yet these freaks decide to do this.
I was drawing Maya in my school today, and my furry classmate saw it and said I should make porn of xer with how good it looked.
Why the fuck does almost every furfag have to be a porn-addicted goonoid? I've only seen 2 out of the thousands I've interacted with that don't have gooner behaviour. The rest are absolutely porn-brained.
It's literally so easy to NOT act like a degenerate and yet these freaks decide to do this.
R: 43 / I: 9
probably the most accurate mymy cosplay yet
probably the most accurate mymy cosplay yet
R: 1 / I: 1
still weekend so im making a naz (ias) thread because im a slf
still weekend so im making a naz (ias) thread because im a slf
R: 3 / I: 0
help
ive been studying the soyzellig lore for some time now, but i have one question… wtf is the deal with sticking nails through the character's heads
R: 32 / I: 11
Anonymous
NAZ thread (pic unrelated)
R: 31 / I: 12
Ongezellig but they are muslims
Ongezellig but they are muslims
R: 11 / I: 3
2018/2022. How quickly time flies…
Btw, THIS IS SöÖö CUTE that she keeps the photo of them together in her room, THE BEST SISTER EVER!
Upd: she had, apparently, moved the photo from the corridor, where it originally was put.
2018/2022. How quickly time flies…
Btw, THIS IS SöÖö CUTE that she keeps the photo of them together in her room, THE BEST SISTER EVER!
Upd: she had, apparently, moved the photo from the corridor, where it originally was put.
R: 6 / I: 0
Zellig Booru ain't working anymore so i'll post some of my stuff right here
Zellig Booru ain't working anymore so i'll post some of my stuff right here
R: 0 / I: 0
I think we should kill this man for spreading Anti-Dutch/Anti-Ongezellig sentiment
I think we should kill this man for spreading Anti-Dutch/Anti-Ongezellig sentiment
R: 14 / I: 2
lig spotted at 3:54
lig spotted at 3:54
R: 14 / I: 4
maya joins the islamic state!1!!!11!!!
maya joins the islamic state!1!!!11!!!
R: 8 / I: 1
>"PUT THE CUP DOWN"
>Coco: "I CAN'T PUT DOWN THE CUP"
>Me: "AYO"
>My homies: "JIT TRIPPIN"
>Caseoh: "WHAT THE SIGMA?"
>"PUT THE CUP DOWN"
>Coco: "I CAN'T PUT DOWN THE CUP"
>Me: "AYO"
>My homies: "JIT TRIPPIN"
>Caseoh: "WHAT THE SIGMA?"
R: 1 / I: 0
stonetoss comic
stonetoss comic
R: 13 / I: 4
https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/7739.html#7744
It's been 10 hours without the Zooru, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto the Zooru but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without the Zooru, it is my life, it is my destiny, without the Zooru, I wouldn't be able to do anything. The Zooru is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best site in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I upload all of my images on The Zooru, I saved so much maya images, and showed agugu images to my trans girlfriend Untermenschsky. I don't know what to do. The Zooru can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. The Zooru is very amazing and I can't lose it. The Zooru is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend Untermenschsky there, In the comment section, I was shitposting about how coco is bvilt for bbc, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman named, Untermenschsky, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her home later then and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that I accidentally typed my thoughts out in the comments "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushed than I got nervous, we then went in and made out, after that, we went on many dates, where we adopted 2 boys named Zaryan1488, and mario. Zaryan and mario were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to Japsterdam. after that we had our child on our rooftop named agugu. Our kids were so cute and amazing that I even fed them my special milk, they liked it so much that they wanted it again. and the day after… The Zooru was down and I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my fiance and kids. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane… I want my kids back…
https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/7739.html#7744
It's been 10 hours without the Zooru, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto the Zooru but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without the Zooru, it is my life, it is my destiny, without the Zooru, I wouldn't be able to do anything. The Zooru is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best site in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I upload all of my images on The Zooru, I saved so much maya images, and showed agugu images to my trans girlfriend Untermenschsky. I don't know what to do. The Zooru can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. The Zooru is very amazing and I can't lose it. The Zooru is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend Untermenschsky there, In the comment section, I was shitposting about how coco is bvilt for bbc, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman named, Untermenschsky, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her home later then and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that I accidentally typed my thoughts out in the comments "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushed than I got nervous, we then went in and made out, after that, we went on many dates, where we adopted 2 boys named Zaryan1488, and mario. Zaryan and mario were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to Japsterdam. after that we had our child on our rooftop named agugu. Our kids were so cute and amazing that I even fed them my special milk, they liked it so much that they wanted it again. and the day after… The Zooru was down and I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my fiance and kids. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane… I want my kids back…
R: 3 / I: 0
>A few NAZ threads will be allow in /zellig/ during weekends.
>deletes NAZ thread during weekend
not even the mods care about what zoot says lmao. just delete that sticky thread at this point
>A few NAZ threads will be allow in /zellig/ during weekends.
>deletes NAZ thread during weekend
not even the mods care about what zoot says lmao. just delete that sticky thread at this point
R: 16 / I: 4
>Oh im a zartyfail
>Yes im a zartyfail
>Oh im a zartyfail
>Yes im a zartyfail
R: 12 / I: 3
help
ive just watched ongezellig and i found this website from schizo yt videos what is this place
R: 16 / I: 6
alternate universe where coco is ongezellig
alternate universe where coco is ongezellig
R: 4 / I: 2
reminder to all the nutwittercacaimmigrants and nureelGODS
reminder to all the nutwittercacaimmigrants and nureelGODS