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File: 1751142144314.mp4 (798.38 KB, 656x360, McDonald's incident.mp4)

 No.94232

>Go to mcdonalds
>Decide what to eat
>Receive check from kiosk
>Air siren
>Sorry we currently can't accept
>IT'S RIGHT BEFORE 11 PM, RIGHT BEFORE IT CLOSES
IM GOING TO FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE, SOMEONE IS HUNGRY, YOU FUCKER, YOU NIGGER, YOUR MOM IS A WHORE

 No.94234

>>94232
gemmy video

 No.94259

ancient diamond

 No.94270

File: 1751145199043.png (82.32 KB, 600x800, neutralplier.png)

fuck man i'm so sorry for you, i got one basically right here next to me and it's always open until 12pm geg, i can literally just walk to it, it's especially useful considering i have a terrible sleeping schedule and this place is the only one working for so long, would be gemmier if it was 24/7 but this is good enough

>made it about ximself again award

 No.94277

Oh hey I remember this video

 No.94298

mandatory viewing for 10 minutes after watching ongezellig for the first time never to remember it again

 No.94301

>>94298
Kek it's so true

 No.94541

File: 1751338063204.jpg (1.54 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20250630_190658.jpg)

It's been more than 10 hours already but whatever
I finally got what i wanted, 2 cheeseburgers, fries, curry sauce and cola (niggers put too much in it again)

 No.94546

>>94541
you know what? fuck it, i'll get some mcgoyslop today too and i VVILL use this thread for MY OWN blogposting about it because i just will okay? hope OP doesn't mind me for it, love you all or something

 No.94547

>>94546
Im OP and i approve

 No.94548

>>94546
oh and also keyed, doe curry sauce is a rather… unique choice to say the least

 No.94549

>>94541
Too much ice*

 No.94550

File: 1751338488014.gif (151.85 KB, 169x255, wholesomejak with heart.gif)

>>94547
thanks buddy, i think i'll go with either two cheeseburgers with a chicken burger or one of each and a mcflurry, can you zaryans help me decide? thanks

 No.94552

File: 1751338654665.png (57.27 KB, 500x525, ClipboardImage.png)

>>94550
Today i developed a new strategy
Buying 2 cheeseburgers is more profitable than buying a double one (this is how you explain bulk purchasing to amerimutts)

 No.94554

>>94552
tsmt, well it depends on the coupons and shit, sometimes it's actually cheaper to get one double and like eat the halves with each patty kind of like two, doe i found a GEMMY KEYED strategy that i'll share today, doe please i still need help in deciding if i should get one of each and a mcflurry or two cheeseburgers with a chicken burger o algo

 No.94684

File: 1751404477551-0.mp4 (12.76 MB, 720x720, RAGE.mp4)

File: 1751404477551-1.mp4 (5.99 MB, 960x960, feraljak is RAGING rageson….mp4)

File: 1751404477551-2.mp4 (654.68 KB, 322x450, not so calm jak.mp4)

FUCK MY STUPID CHUD GOY LIFE! ALL I WANTED WAS SOME FUCKING MCGOYSLOP AND I GOT THERE JUST FOR THE WIFI NOT TO WORK, MOBILE DATA NOT WORKING EITHER! THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR LIVING IN A SHITHOLE! FUCK ME FUCK MY STUPID CHUD LIFE! I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS FOR OVER A DAY YOU COCKSUCKER ZOG NIGGER! I WAS STANDING LIKE A RETARDED AUTISTIC SPERG INFRONT OF THAT KIOSK FOR HALF AN HOUR HOPING JUST MAYBE IT'D WORK BUT NOOOO OF COURSE NOT, HOW DARE THE GOYIM EXPECT ANYTHING? FUCK THIS SHIT NIGGEREREREREGBDFSDGFSRT

 No.94687

>>94684
^accelerated the great reset by one day with those large files award

 No.94689

>>94687
>12MB is le big now
ohnonononononono

 No.94690

>>94689
^doesnt know theres only a few gigabytes left until storage is full

 No.94691

>>94689
it is for reaction posts, the 10 mb giga gifs are at similar fault, literally killing the zarty server space

 No.94692

>>94690
oyyyyyyyyy doctos but wtf are we supposed to do? zoot just buy some hard drives saaaaar do not redeem the site

 No.94719

File: 1751409745559.gif (10.26 MB, 600x811, 1732740532974.gif)

>posting 10 mb giga gifs

 No.94723

>>94692
Delete useless threads, there's probably actual SNCA premium sitting around from 2 years ago

 No.94800

>>94687
nusoiclucks don't know how to encode their shit, it's honestly embarrassing at this point…

 No.94815

I can barely eat a double cheeseburger there without being full
I'm happy about that but enjoy mcdonalds



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