/zellig/ - Ongezellig

Beezellig WABAG

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>>90959
zach? really nigga? that's what you niggas named him? hell nah i'll keep calling him zate

>>90963
The full name follows the Nate Higgers pun, in this case Zach Fjood, I'll let you understand the rest

>>90995
>Zach Fjood
Me when I lie

>>90993
yeah and sharty has also a board named nate, look how everything is working out HA I WAS FUCKING RIGHT NIGGA HIS NAME IS ZATE GEGGGG

>>91011
>>90963
Nate (Nathaniel), Jake (Jacob) and Sean (derived from John/Yohanan) are all biblical names, continuing this naming convention we get Zach (Zachariah) as our nate. It starts with Z referencing zellig, four letter, boy name, it's the perfect name for our mascot, in fact no other name fits this criteria.
Also zate is not a name so it makes no sense as a name

>>91030
Isn't Zach just a pun from "Zach Bleipperhead"?

>>91030
geg this is pretty creative. just call the mascot Zach with how genius this zaryan made it to be

>>91031
Nate Higgers (hate niggers), Jake Stews (stake jews) (idk about sean) all had racist wordplays that works with swapping the first part of the name with the surname, so we needed something like that with our Zach. but there arent any slurs that start with Z other than zipperhead which refers to asians. Also couldn't find a violent action that ends with -ach. and since ongezellig is a show about bleaching asian girls (maya and mymy) it fit well to make it a wordplay on Bleach Zipperhead(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>91033
zippertits is a word though, it refers to pooners

>>91033
>a show about bleaching asian girls
nigga

>>91034
you have to also find a violent action that ends with the (ach) part of Z(ach) and a slur that starts with Z that will also somewhat resemble a surname when swapped, it's impossibly difficult to find a wordplay that works. Zach Bleipperhead was the best i could come up with

>>91035
Tsmt. Gezellig is actually a show about white excellence personified in Coco which is also meant to be bleached. Massa told me so btw.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>91033
>>91036
>>91037
i think i liked it better when the name was referencing from the bible and not racebaiting trash

>>91030
pretty cool and all. but i'll still call this nigga zate, it simply makes more sense, this place is a direct splinter off of sharty, zate is a direct "splinter" if you want to call it of nate, and this place calls itself "zarty", coming from the "sharty" it just makes sense that this orange motherfucker would be called ZATE. there is a nate board on the sharty, there is a ZATE board on the sharty. where's the zach board nigga? say all you want, but it really just makes sense that his name is zate, if you just think a bit logically and notice the patterns.

>>91041
>there is a ZATE board on the sharty
meds

>>91042
fuck i meant there's a nate board on the sharty and a zate board existed here too, sorry

>>91041
thats retarded doe, did jarty call theirs jate? did shemmy call theirs sate? they didn't do this because those arent real names. zate was a meme board that existed for 7 days, and the context was /nate/ is a porn brimstone board so zoot made /zate/ as a joke referencing to the brimstone board, not the yellow haired character. our orange haired mascot, since its creation has always been named Zach

>>91046
Source: check the 9 months old post

>>91040
Agree, Bible condemns racemixing

>>91041
i thought about it logically and noticed patterns and came to the conclusion that you're a newfag from discord that doesn't know what hes talking about. you are confusing the /nate/ board with the character nate.
jarty was a "direct" splinter of sharty, yet they gave their mascot a real name like Jake instead of jate because that would be retarded and its not a real name.
shemmy was a "direct" splinter of sharty, yet they gave their mascot a real name like Sean instead of sate because that would be retarded and its not a real name.
there is no such custom as making a board for the mascot. in neither of these boards they made a board for their mascot like /jake/ or /sean/
you are trying to justify your opinion by referencing to the meme board zoot made for a week called /zate/ - but you are either ignorant or using talmudic jewish deception tactics to justify it- that board had nothing to do with the orange haired mascot. /zate/ was a joke reference to the NSFW porn board on sharty, in no context was it related to the mascot.
you might argue about the surname, but you can not argue that Zach is the perfect name for the mascot. You will never find another 4-letter boy name that starts with Z that goes along with Nate, Jake and Sean. Now that your arguments have all been refuted, you will stop trying to force your illogical headcanon and acknowledge Zach as the real name of our mascot

>>91054
DESTROYING nuligs with FACTS and LOGIC

>>91054
wordswordswords the left can't meme nigger

>>91054
i appreciate you wasting your time arguing with niggas on an image board about dutch cartoon or something but you simply can't change the trvth. his name is zate, and i will keep calling him zate, there's nothing you can do about it. zate board was indeed made after the nate board, but nate board was in DIRECT reference of nate. don't erase the history and trvth. zate won zach lost. end of discussion. you wanna call this nigga zach, go on, i can't really judge you for that, even though i will just as you will for me calling him zate. also what is this jartycuck like behavior
>muh jarty and shemmy named them differently (because we were retarded) so that means this niggas name HAS to be anything but zate(He will always be Zach)

>>91059
we already have zate, this guy, making fun of nuligcacas, reelshits, xitterfags

>>91060
oh come on nigga that doesn't make ANY sense.

>>91061
It made sense at the time, Zate will always be the Xitter Indian Reels Trans 'jak and Zach is the unbothered aryan