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R: 6 / I: 0
>Is something wrong with my beard?
R: 15 / I: 4
We should make more muslim edits of zellig characters because soyim leak at the sight of exposed skin
R: 4 / I: 3

Brapzillians on the board

This was made 3 months ago, how many lurk amongst us today?
R: 27 / I: 11
New 'toss
R: 9 / I: 5
>soyzellig.party
R: 112 / I: 95
post smear frames o algo
R: 7 / I: 6
>tfw you walk in on maya doing a satanic ritual sacrifice of mymy
>but the devil takes her soul instead
R: 25 / I: 9
>make a failure of a child
>proceed to adopt a literal aryan beast
Atleast make it subtle
R: 2 / I: 2
recently the springboks (cocos favorite team) scored a resounding 43-10 against the all blacks which are the most consistently ranked #1 rugby team in all of its existence. this has been the biggest defeat in all of new zealand's history and shows that the true aryan blood of south africans exists and we all know if coco was real she would be eccentric
R: 7 / I: 3

/anti/-sharty

Post memes that make fun of the sharty, zellig themed or IAZ please
R: 3 / I: 5
I need more of these
R: 10 / I: 6
It's been half year since ongezellig discontinuation. How does it feel after this?
R: 28 / I: 9
zartycucks don't tell me you lurk waiting for someone to post every few minutes instead of posting yourselves
R: 6 / I: 1

thanks MODs

Thank you for everything you have done for the site.
Hartelijk dank voor alles wat u voor de site hebt gedaan.
Vielen Dank für alles, was Sie für die Site getan haben.
このサイトのために尽力していただいたことに感謝いたします。
Շնորհակալություն կայքի համար արած ամեն ինչի համար։

(image is a Mod)
R: 41 / I: 9
Maya will become legal on the 21st of september
R: 7 / I: 2
what is mymy part 1488 or whatever and why do people keep referencing it
R: 4 / I: 1
new 'toss
R: 11 / I: 2

MassaGraph Files + Image Dump

<wordswordswords, I'm a lazy SLF and dumping this here for other people to finish of zoiets.
Guy that made the zellig font here, 2 weeks unfortunately turned into months and then eventually stopped all together due to irlGODing. Dropping all the resources here if anyone wants to pick up the mantle. There were still some issues I had with the font, but I honestly can't remember what exactly besides missing characters. If I were updating it again, I'd honestly just start from scratch since I think I used the old illustrations for some of the characters which were smaller and lower quality before the Google Drive dump happened from 'assa ximself.
>https://mega.nz/file/yrgAEICJ#iVh1oHoaiqL87Y5WFD7LShH3a7niXOg6SsYd3DZtd-I
You'll find all of the images I could find that used for xis font, and Paint.net files for organizing and layering letters together to see which one is the biggest for me to choose from and vectorize (ignore any of the "bolded" ones on the bottom left, not sure why I included those). None of them were resized in anyway, just cropped and possibly rotated.
I used Adobe Illustrator for vectorizing the characters, along with this paid plugin that auto-kerns the characters together: https://www.fontself.com/
>
I used AI for upscaling the characters before vectorizing them back then, they probably weren't necessary for all, but definitely so for the characters that had no bigger or clearer equivalent like "Q" and "q". If anyone's serious about completing this font to include special and foreign characters, either try and replicate the style yourself or look into replacing the letters on the 2nd image via AI prompting with NanoBanana from Google or Seedream 4.0 from Bytedance since that's what I'd probably do as I couldn't imitate the style for it.

Sorry I couldn't complete it and doubly so for hoarding this all this time.
R: 25 / I: 13

I recreated Zellig’s font for use (MassaGraph)

After spending an unreasonable amount of time scouring Massa’s background; getting all of the reference photos I could and tracing the letters in Illustrator, I am pleased to release a recreation of Massa’s font for use called MassaGraph.
You can download it here: soyjak.download/f.php?h=12j7YmFY&d=1
<
Keep in mind, this is still an ongoing WIP and any letters could be subject to change.
I have not recreated/interpreted all of the special characters like ‘*’, '%' and ‘$’ yet since I haven’t encountered a reference photo that uses those glyphs in Massa’s font (if he ever made them to begin with), I’ve only recreated glyphs I could easily Image Trace in Illustrator or attempt to interpret in his style like ‘[]’ and ‘=’.
Don’t be mistaken, I will certainly get to making those special characters in his style as best as I can, I just wanted cover all that I could do first and have this ready for you fellow Zaryans to use. TWO MORE WEEKS (or however I tardwrangle the object paths in ‘strator).
<
And if anyone asks,
>Doesn’t Massa handwrite his stuff tho?
He does, for the most part. But if you check his earlier videos like here: https://youtu.be/JAKY-o2m0PU?t=98 you’ll see letters like ‘a’, ‘o’, ‘e’, etc. are clearly uniformal and not different from one another like you’d see in handwriting. Likewise, if you check out his website on the Wayback Machine, you’ll see he has been using this font since 2016 https://web.archive.org/web/20160618012141/https://www.studiomassa.nl/. And the fact that it had no kerning (the space between the letters) back then, says to me he made this himself and changed it later on to look less awful for use.
<
Have fun Zaryans! Not sure when the next update will be, probably once I make all the characters on my keyboard is when I'll drop it then.
R: 8 / I: 2

Any magnet links for me to pirate 'zellig

that's about it really, I don't wanna download from YouTube because that sometimes doesn't work and I transheart torrenting
R: 15 / I: 4
Oy vey iz mir! Fallenchungus likes 'zellig!
R: 93 / I: 24
funkgezellig
R: 7 / I: 3
>Sir, a second VOC ship is about to hit the second school tower!
R: 34 / I: 21
why haven't 'fic writers made any HECKIN GEMS out of the scrapped episode ideas from OUR LORD AND SAVIOR MASSA HIMSELF????!!!!!

ARE THEY STUPID????? GET TO WRITTING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
R: 135 / I: 73
AGOOGY AGOOGY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO woits woits woits woits GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
R: 6 / I: 2
what is xhe doing…
R: 2 / I: 2
>damn bitch
>I'M *PUNCH*
>FEELING *PUNCH*
>SO *PUNCH*
>BACKED *PUNCH*
>UP *PUNCH*
R: 246 / I: 56
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG MAYACUCKS WHAT IS THIS GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 9 / I: 1
MakeZellig just made a q+a community post https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbkaHS4q80XLh3sBvtMox7Q
R: 34 / I: 17

Ms./co/ 2025

Alright the time has come, we don’t really NEED our girls to won but we need to make them survive as long as possible.

Nomination has begun:

https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/150219200

Nomination List: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1WCHh67pyxS1mO3T735rGTy9knukCFvL18e0qgyYeXkI/edit?gid=0#gid=0
R: 7 / I: 0
fanfic thread for your GEMMY FANFICS
R: 18 / I: 5

Your show is woke lgbt trash

Its so funny that zelligcacas her are so in denial they think their show is a neo nazi right wing show even doe its not even close to being the case. They think that massa is a based alt-right figure even tho hes the opposite of that
Ongezellig was made a by a woke guy who support the LGBT and veganism. Your show is woke. If it wasnt, why are the main character brown and colored shitskins?
>but… mymy is le nationalist white savior!!!!
Massa created Mymy as a character to mock the average brown shitskin who LARP as white nationalist who's idol is hitler. Massa made the character retarded just to mock these retarded chud. He doesnt like you or wants associate with you
Remember that massa's server cried about alt right trolls since 2018
The below image is one of his art who also proves he supports muzzies

Baiterald I kneel
R: 20 / I: 4
>Shoving Lidly in a aging machine and turning her into irl Vera forcing her to cuddle with Zaryans
R: 1 / I: 0
what happened man
R: 13 / I: 6

Maya gets trolles

https://mayagetstrolled.webcomic.ws/comics/2/#content-start

Wtf is this
R: 4 / I: 0

is chapter 40 of "one more shot" still out there

does anyone knows what happened in it or is it lost mediarino
R: 41 / I: 5
List some stuff that I should draw tomorrow.
R: 20 / I: 5

/kirby/

kirby
R: 11 / I: 3
>tfw Maya doesn't want to eat with the rest of the family again
R: 5 / I: 1
.
R: 5 / I: 2
some low effort nonsense zellig thread on the sharty got 300+ replies in 3 hours
R: 21 / I: 9

nuZMV

M Y M Y Q U E S T
Y
M
Y
Q
U
E
S
T
R: 4 / I: 1
I heckking love AI!!
R: 13 / I: 1

PEEB Maya juzus/Jusus

Can someone draw a PEEB Maya jesus for me for a history presention? or really any one from Ongezellig.
Kan iemand een PEEB Maya Jezus voor me tekenen voor een geschiedenis presentatie? Of eigenlijk iemand van Ongezellig.
R: 170 / I: 45

im sorry

please forgive me ZOOT… zooty zoot please forgive me zARYAN… i love you… good night…
R: 33 / I: 14
will massa use the sister ever again even for a wholesome r/marvelstudios type cameo or is such a pitty slvtt for bbc that he will pretend that he the last 7 years of his life never happened
R: 13 / I: 7
anyone else like non-canon / maya's sweet 16 / mayamail maya more than canon / pilot maya?
R: 56 / I: 33
https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/mayamail/mayamail-1/viewer?title_no=1032992&episode_no=1
someone on feddit released a comic strip that completely repeats Maya's diary
R: 17 / I: 2
recreated the shittiest "dream" (more like vision? or daydream) i've ever had
R: 125 / I: 21
Would maya be one of those feminist foids who always bitch about "Men are trash" considering how much of a heccin 24/7 terminally onlinerinos NEET xhe is
R: 53 / I: 17
I feel like I've noticed something about Ongezellig that nobody has really brought attention to or talked about since its release.
People like to paint this picture that Maya is a mentally ill freak (ADD aka Autism Denial Disorder, Anxiety, Depression) amongst mentally healthy peers, when that isn't really the case.
For example, Coco may seem like a caring, loving, happy individual and well… she is, but have you noticed that she seems to desperately want validation from Maya? Coco stays suffocatingly close to her, and tries to include her in as many activities as she possibly can, in spite of Maya being ONGEZELLIG.
I believe that underneath her easygoing exterior she has a guilt complex and PTSD.
Guilt because of things that either weren't her fault or were the fault of Maya's parents (Maya lost her cat because of Coco's allergies and Maya didn't get the attention she so desperately needed to properly develop because Coco (and Mymy) received such a disproportionate amount of it), and PTSD because her parents met an untimely end.
As for Mymy, she's a sadomasochist with dissociative identity disorder.
She loves humiliating and teasing Maya (Mymy left her tied up and made fun of her like a selfish little fuck) (SADIST), and seems to intentionally get herself hurt (getting herself thwacked in the head by Vera with a bottle after trying to start a "schoolocaust" with a Nerf gun) (MASOCHIST).
She also clitty leaks if you mention her true ethnicity and reverts to speaking Japanese (DISSOCIATIVE IDENTITY DISORDER).
Consider the 'boers DIAGNOSED.
R: 9 / I: 0

wtf is a yurifag

who is yuri and why is he a fag
R: 16 / I: 7
Both of them are the same race (African)

Cocofails…ur response?
>GEG!
R: 5 / I: 2

What was the Zelty?

There's a few posts on the 'ru about it but nothing on any wiki.
R: 15 / I: 4
How would you get Vera to like you if you were the student?
R: 11 / I: 9
The perfect ongezellig sparta remix
R: 29 / I: 4

newfag questions

newGOD here, i stumbled upon this wonderful community and it has given me nothing my happiness, however, I still have some questions
1. how do you change the color of the text?
2. why does niggerstone like agugu exist?
3. why are mayafags either cool or troon pedophilles?
4. how do you dox someone?
R: 5 / I: 1
FROG ALARM 🚩🚩🚩🚩
FIXING TEAM HELP! 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱
R: 33 / I: 15
>You should like, make AI slop to appease your jewish overlords, or something yeah.
>*send*
https://aistudio.google.com/
R: 1 / I: 0
Ongezellig on Dailyjak
R: 64 / I: 20

/Sing/

Post lyrics and song suggestions below and I will cover them all with my trans-affirming voice of zoiets
R: 11 / I: 0

What are the specs of Maya's PC

You WILL help me find out the answer of this
Maya has a 16:9 monitor this can be inferred via the fact the anime she was watching has black bars and is probably 4:3
The earliest snapshot of The Sims 4 shows it requires 4 gbs https://web.archive.org/web/20200619003457/https://store.steampowered.com/app/1222670/The_Sims_4/ to run implying she has beyond 4 gbs
Combined with her operating system being Windows 10 which in 2019 required 2 gbs http://web.archive.org/web/20190719013054/https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/windows-10-specifications we can imply she has 8 gbs of ram n sheit
She has the Brave browser installed which the base enigne Chromium requires 16gbs to have a good experience https://archive.ph/9fv2D Meaning she probably has 16 gbs of ram
Onto GPU, using Steam Hardware Survey (since she has Steam software installed) http://web.archive.org/web/20190707174637/https://store.steampowered.com/hwsurvey/videocard/ She most likely had the Nvidia GTX 1060 6GB as it was the most popular graphics card at that time along with it's cheap price of $250 dollars https://archive.ph/9EXrw
I'm to lazy to write anything more
R: 20 / I: 5
Please disable the namefield, this place is even more like a discord server than it usually is.
R: 1 / I: 0
marge why did this roller coaster game steal Studio Massa's pfp?
R: 26 / I: 4

If ongezellig was set in America

The Schoppenboers are a lower middle class family who live in Chicago, Illinois in a predominantly black neighborhood. Their 3 children Maya, Mymy And Coco are enrolled at the local public school which is filled with Niggers who do not care about education

>Mymy is a Mexican who as a child who crossed the Mexican border with her family but later got separated from them and adopted by a new white family. she is a heckin' based America First Trad-Cath crusader who larps as white and wears a blonde wig and blue contacts to sell this lie, her skin is also lighter than the average Mexican due to her spending all of her time inside her room playing Modded Hoi4 and watching Spic Fuentes edits on chinktok.

<Maya is the only white child in the family and is antisocial and disconnected from her two sisters. she spends even more time than Mymy inside her room and she spends most of it talking to AI chatbots,, listening to nightcore remixes of 2010s pop songs on jewtube, and watching anime. she's a self-proclaimed leftist but harbors a hidden resentment against other races due to both her two sisters and the constant annoyance she has to endure from the niggers at her Chicago public school
^Coco is a nigger who was adopted as a baby. she is not as annoying as other black women due to being raised in a functional white house-hold with both parents present but she is still very outgoing and loud while not being mean. she has trouble relating to her sisters interests but she loves them deeply. she usually spends her free time watching Tv, listening to Nigger Rap, Going to friends houses to talk and getting fried chicken from KFC
R: 13 / I: 9

Cuddle with Black Maya

<Come here cute white boi don't you want some dark chocolate?
(Pats next to her on the sofa and puts a hand on her chest, her long eye lashes bashing)
R: 6 / I: 0
Meow
R: 1 / I: 0
Mymyr from.selling or something like that yeah
R: 147 / I: 49
ongezellig if it was good
R: 135 / I: 40

Cuddle with Vera

<Come here sweetie! (Pats next to her on the couch)
R: 4 / I: 1
does anyone have this image of massa except he's giga?
R: 8 / I: 4
You may fund yourself, working at a Studio Massa
And you may fund yourself, in another channel on Massadownie
And you may fund yourself, behind the greatest animation on Youtube since ASDF
And you may fund yourself, in an Ongezellig thread, with a lot of paypig art
And you may trust yourself, well, how did Sam get so rich?
R: 4 / I: 1

mensen uit Nederland

Zijn er echte mensen uit Nederland hier in Soyzellig, Ik weet dat de meerderheid van de menses hier geen Nederlands is, dus ik ben benieuwd weie dat is.

En ik ben zlef geen Nederlands persoon mar ik vind het taal daar heel geweldig
R: 47 / I: 10

How is Massa so good?

No seriously, how did one nigga in his bedroom manage to make Ongezellig's beautiful Disney-Pixar level art, animation, and music? Is he a professional?
R: 5 / I: 0
>The thing is, I'm a Zaryan, my friends are Zaryans and I'm actually- I actually make animations and art for the Zaryan community.
<And that always why you turn off your fucking computer whenever I walk in, that's why you always turn off your monitor?
>Uhh… that's another thing… I kinda uhh watch porn, relating to highschool girls..
<WHAT? WHAT??
>It's called 'zelling.
<WHAT?? WHAT ARE YOU- WHAT?!? Are you fucking with me?
>No, it's called 'zelling dad.
<Shut the fuck up.
>It's called 'zelling, okay! It's a natural thing!
<You're fucking with me, I know it!
>No!! I'm not!!
<There is no w-oh my god.. there is no way..
>It's-It's called 'zelling dad it's-it's something every Zaryan does, okay?
<Every..Okay. So, you're not a homosexual, you're a fucking a pedophile, okay!
>NOO!
R: 8 / I: 3
>killed by niggers award
R: 9 / I: 6
Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and I'm here to inform you that my favorite 'zellig girl is Maya.
R: 41 / I: 8
2025 is soon ending, and I’m afraid it felt like just yesterday I was celebrating new years. I just wish I could be with Mymy and live happily with her instead I’m so fucking tired of living without her especially since my whole family calls me sick in the head for loving her. It’s just a bit rough right now zaryans.
R: 1 / I: 0

Hoi May-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Can somebody please find or make a drawing of Maya beating the shit out of Coco please
R: 2 / I: 0
5 months until Ϫ
R: 24 / I: 5

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R: 7 / I: 2

these fucking pedotroons in operation ongezellig make me wanna ACK!!!

these fucking pedotroons in operation ongezellig make me wanna ACK!!!
R: 29 / I: 12

mayafags are brimstone striaght from niggerhell

if maya went onto the sharty and saw the fags that like her, she wouldn't hesitate to 'ACK herself. i seriously don't understand the appeal of raping someone who's depressed
R: 48 / I: 10
Sharty has had its own cytube for years now
How about we make our own
This will boost activity
R: 11 / I: 2

Zellig Mandela Effects

Does zellig (and to an extent its broader community) have any Mandela effects?
<Schizo marge space
Basically the mandela effect is when everyone thought a nigger died ealier, but (((in reality))) the nigger died later. some schizoARYANs say that this heccin theory is valid and that somehow interdimensional kikes did some a24 kino time travel back to the future and changed everything.
R: 9 / I: 5
>Hoi Maya!
R: 1 / I: 0

We lost

It's…over
R: 11 / I: 3
What the hell is "zelligtoilet"?
R: 8 / I: 1
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1xzwPeSEYL bilibili has lots of gems
maybe we can get chinese immigrants to boost pph
R: 24 / I: 2
So why is zellig so popular in east Europe?
R: 131 / I: 53
‘Zellig it up
https://www.theinkedlink.com/voting
(Guide on how to mass vote here https://wiki.soyjak.st/The_Inked_Link)
R: 54 / I: 8
Do (you) remember the Mymy toilet video?
R: 11 / I: 3

Brown faggot talks about us

https://youtu.be/dH2Q8xNrKvc
Reelcacas… This is your mindset
R: 5 / I: 1

AI slop fooled me for the first time

just found out this amazing image was actually AI slop! Noooooooooooooooooooooo
R: 6 / I: 3

Stickers for shilling.

Alright, I made two versions of the sticker!

First one should be the "SFW" version
The second one is the "NSFW Ö " version

The sticker itself is 4x4 (4k px x 4k px) large and uses CMYK (so that it can be printed and look good).
I am not sure if the printing will look good, so somebody has to test them out.

The QR code take you to a magical place where all dreams come true.

I am also not sure if the texts will be readble, but it should be large enough.

The face of Mymy looks a bit weird, but I hope it isn't too much of a problem.

Let me know what you think : the good, the bad and the ugly.
R: 60 / I: 23
i made a group on the 'blox around the start of this year, if you're interested in ongezellig (which (You) obviously are) feel free to join, we don't do raids or anything.
>
www.roblox.com/groups/33640172
R: 58 / I: 17

Operation team Fort Bourtange 2

A day ago somebody suggested to shill our beloved Dutch cartoon to streamers, to which my suggestion about shilling it to zesty jesus got a bit of attention since he is the most based tf2tuber. I d also like to add that tf2 community infamously likes throwing a lot of money at their favorite game, so if we reach success Massa may actually get payed for once. Zesty posts stream announcements to his disscord usually a day before, so I recommend joining and waiting until a stream gets announced. Then we all collectively join pre stream, and suggest watching 'Zellig, please act like normal people, we don't want him to think we are payed shilling bots, and ban or ignore us. If he actually watches it, it's an instant win, he is THE type of guy to like it, and have 0 problems with the community.
De cord: https://discord.gg/2xVsvG96Cq
'Tube:
https://youtube.com/@ZestyJesus?si=M-IGVR0EgMpiDe55
If you dislike the idea, please suggest a different guy.
P.s:
If AsocialInDutch reads this, remember, if we work together, we might both win, you and /co/ are not the only ones busy with shilling, not everything related to chuds is bad.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR HIS SHIT OPINIONS)
R: 87 / I: 32
Coco will always be the best sister btw any other opinion is federal-backed brimstone
R: 127 / I: 34
Homunculus Maya