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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CWArNEpaBic
BELGIUMSISSIES THIS IS YOUR MINDSET
R: 50 / I: 13
Wait, do nuzelligsluttas not have a Maya pillow they can hug, kiss, smother themselves into? ==GEEEEEEEEEEGGGGG GEGEGEGEGGGGGGGGGGG== I THOUGHT YOU LOVED THE ZELLINGS BUT I BET YOU DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO MAYA ASMR WHILE YOU TRY TO SLEEP ==GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGG==
i just can't… puny pathetic fakemayacels make me laugh.
R: 53 / I: 27

Ongezellig Sound Sources

Ongezellig has music.
Massa uses a DAW (digital audio workstation) for music making.
Massa used FL Studio, a DAW, to make zellig's music.
<REDDIT SPACE
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nj-a6mtLuWhhUCrbB9XktQE5DErR4RtMGtx0h4LPzE0/edit?usp=sharing
This Google Sheets is here to document the sounds and instruments used in zellig's soundtrack.
And this thread is here for me to sperg and post findings since I'm sure it'd interest at least one of you to know what was used to make the music and audio of Ongezellig. So here it is.
I'll also probably post any project files for anyone who's interested in my recreations or wants to pitch in and post anything you might find interesting about zellig's sounds.
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Some things of note:
>Massa seems to mostly use pre-built/default presets that came with FL Studio or whatever 3rd Party plugin he may happen to use. So that's something to keep in mind when looking for 'lig instruments.
>From the few 3rd Party plugins we do know he uses (Sonatina Orchestra, Synth1, M-Box), they all seem to be hosted on "PLUGINS 4 FREE" (https://plugins4free.com/) when searching them up. So it may be possible that's where Massa got most of his music plugins from.
As a bonus, here's a download link to all of Ongezellig's songs transcribed and turned into midis: https://files.catbox.moe/1tqko2.zip (If you happen to get a warning that this folder is full of computer viruses, it's not. Your computer is giving you a false flag, it's all midi files. And if you don't trust me: https://www.virustotal.com)
They're not perfect, but it should be a decent start to anyone who wants to mess around with making covers/remixes/recreations of them.
R: 19 / I: 8
mayafags…
R: 23 / I: 14
WHERE ARE THE OTHER 7 PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD
R: 0 / I: 0
something something zarty won jarty lost
R: 13 / I: 4
>Dude, look at this incomprehensible show I just found
R: 6 / I: 1

garry's mod thread

make this in Gmod. it's coal but it was fun to make.
R: 21 / I: 6

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Vera and Maya.

The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of dutch physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Vera's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Grunge Punk Music, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Vera and Maya truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Vera's signature move "na de les, mijn kantoor," which itself is a cryptic reference to Nirvana's Pacific-Northwest song come as you are I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated belgians scratching their heads in confusion as Alice In Chains's genius unfolds itself on their televisieschermen. What fritzls… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Vera and Maya tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
R: 44 / I: 13
billions must wish maya a happy birthd -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
R: 0 / I: 0

Holy Marge?

what did massa mean by this?
R: 26 / I: 13
OHNONONONO MYMYFAGS WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!
R: 4 / I: 1
anyone know who JackoWacko is in the zellig community
R: 26 / I: 7
Why is Coco like that? I mean, all the zellig sisters are beautiful and charming, but she noticeably stands out with her authentic Dutch beauty. I'm not from the 4cuck to describe in detail the external features that are best not emphasized in women's appearance, so let's just acknowledge her superiority to the other sisters as an undeniable fact. So, haven't you noticed this striking contrast between Coco and Mymy? I mean, as a white racist, it was very speculative to notice. I suppose that in our community there has already formed a kind of fan perception of a (one-sided) rivalry between le evil Mymy and kind but unsuspecting Coco, in which the first envies the second for her Aryan origins and everything that follows from it, particularly her appearance. I've always liked this concept that fans exploited to create different content (inb4 cherry-picking the known kind of content to bait me). And I just wanted to ask, what do you think about this? Have you also had the feeling of some symbolic (racial) contrary between Mymy and Coco as characters (both in appearance and in their personalities)?
>xitter art cuz I had nothing else to upload as a picrel
R: 17 / I: 10
ITT: we make zeltycucks and soyquote hilarious things from their shithole
R: 22 / I: 1
A little gift for a special girl's day today.
R: 35 / I: 14
I'm making a gem and when I'm done (probably tomorrow) I'll drop it
R: 5 / I: 2
zaryans what is a minnycuck
R: 13 / I: 4

27TH OF SEPTEMBER

ZARTY IS OFFICIALLY 2 YEARS OLD
WE HAVE OUTLIVED JARTY AND SHEMMY
R: 3 / I: 2
>coco maya and mymy are so gemmy
<tsmt
^KYS MAYAFAILS YOU MADE OUR CLITTIES LEAK
>…
<…
R: 33 / I: 13
I've wanted for about a year now to draw myself next to the zellig girls just to compare heights but never did because I didn't wanna look like a weirdo self-inserting waifufag loser
<wtf ew
If I ever did draw that I'd probably never post it anywhere because I usually don't want people to know what I look like so they don't think of me differently
R: 233 / I: 86
NEEEEEEEED MAYA SITE NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
R: 50 / I: 35
gemmy gifs thread
R: 7 / I: 4
Happy birthday Zaryans
Just two years ago we were trying to decide whether Froot would be the end of the soysphere (he was) or not, and still bumping on da kway
R: 27 / I: 9
cocococococoococococococococo
R: 14 / I: 7
What happened to the roosland server?
R: 46 / I: 13
ZOOT, BOB, DOBKUN IS TRYING TO DDOS THE ZARTY
R: 5 / I: 0

>WE HAVE MAYA ZITE

[REDACTED]
R: 8 / I: 2
These frames of Mymy are amazing
R: 11 / I: 5
we moving to minny
R: 33 / I: 13
new dogshit aislop
https://huggingface.co/spaces/Wan-AI/Wan2.2-Animate
it cant do full bodies or something
R: 14 / I: 4
you WILL vote 'zellig for the sharty best nas award
https://soyjak.st/soya/thread/1522.html
R: 40 / I: 23

color thread

ITT: we color colorless zelligs
R: 10 / I: 2

COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO

COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO
R: 49 / I: 10
Reminder that Mymy has to dye her hair atleast once a month
R: 2 / I: 2
Maya has ptosis from always having hair on her right eye
R: 9 / I: 1
If Mymy hates belgium does she hate the french?
R: 23 / I: 6
working on a mymy piece, which one is best?
R: 13 / I: 6
happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear maya happy birthday to you
R: 66 / I: 16

Musical zellig vantawhite GEM

I was browsing soundcloud cause im a selfish little fuck and don't want to give the jewish spotify overlord my precious shekels and decided to type ongezellig into the search bar and found this zarty saving GEM. It uses ai voices but has completely unique lyrics, show the artist some love NQQQQWW

https://soundcloud.com/blastingjoseph/sets/three-rooms
R: 12 / I: 3
New AI voice sloppinator just dropped
https://github.com/resemble-ai/chatterbox
https://huggingface.co/spaces/ResembleAI/Chatterbox
You might need a HF account thoughie.
R: 23 / I: 2
>Guess I got what I deserved
>Kept you waiting there too long, my 'lig
>All that time without a site
>Didn't know you'd think that I'd forget or I'd regret
>The special 'party I have for you,
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>My Gemmy 'lig
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>All the 'log became so orange
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>Did you really think your gems were safe?
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>'Zarty, when I sold you off
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>Thought you'd realize that I would know
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>I would show
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>The special 'party I have for you,
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>My Gemmy 'lig
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>What can I do? What can I post?
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>Except I want you posting NAZ
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>How can I show you, I'm not from Massacord
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>Don't you know the times I've denied?
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>Guess that's all I have to post,
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>Sorry, the FDL just sent agents after me.
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>Just one thing before I go:
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>Take good care, Zaryans, let me know, let it 'lig
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>The special board you have from me, My Zarty, dear.
R: 20 / I: 10
dat is noten nigga
R: 41 / I: 14
>evendoe zelligparty.soy was an actual imageboard
R: 4 / I: 3
I hope i don't have a long day
>hailo mai husubantu
R: 2 / I: 0
The video, as promised.

https://youtu.be/TkXa5rvX6m0

- Love, MakeZellig
R: 1 / I: 0
a fanfic of this would be so fucking gemmy
R: 2 / I: 1

ZARTY BEING DDOSED

I HEARD WORD WE ARE BEING DDOSED BY BELGIANS. IS THIS TRUE
R: 28 / I: 4
Time to create VOCflare
R: 5 / I: 4
rabbi and sowwy shoppenboer
R: 0 / I: 0

MAYA'S BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OUR FAVOURITE AUTIST
R: 22 / I: 4

MY PERSONAL ARMY

YOU VILL DEFEND THE NEW SHARTY BOARD AGAINST LEAKY NUSOIS https://soyjak.st/zarty/index.html
R: 8 / I: 3

Antifa banned in the Netherlands

Is the West rising Zaryans? Is the average chud going to see in its lifetime an unzogged first world?
R: 4 / I: 3
drew this Maya for a request thread on /soy/
R: 6 / I: 2

soyjak party made their own zellig board

It’s over
R: 4 / I: 2
WTF WHERE DID COCO THREAD GO
R: 50 / I: 15

Turn the /soy/ log orange

Today is Kuz larp day and zellig threads have minimal chance to be deleted so go and make it orange
R: 6 / I: 3

Soyjak.Party Pixelplanet 2025

here are some old pics from the 2023 soyjak.party pixelplanet event, should we make something again with the current one? Leave your contributions here and we could maybe organize to make some nice art
R: 5 / I: 1

TOTAL TRANNY DEATH

The FTC is asking (YOU) for your opinion on trooning kids out (AmeriGOD submissions only), you VVILL tell xem why pumping kids full of chemicals and cutting their dicks and uteruses off is beyond satanic and every doctor that did this should be lynched.
https://www.regulations.gov/commenton/FTC-2025-0264-0001
TTD TTD TTD
<offtopic question, zellig related image.
R: 10 / I: 5
new 'eel for the sharty's /qa/ fridge
R: 18 / I: 3

GO DRAW ZELLINGS, GET TO WORK

https://planet.soyjak.st/#d,0,0,15
R: 20 / I: 6
>heh yea this cocofrog thread will own da mayafags
<0 replies other than rot 'jakking himself off
>WHAT THE FUCK THIS THREAD WAS SUPPOSED TO OWN DA MAYAF-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
R: 6 / I: 1

Buurman en buurman thread

Buurman en buurman WABAG
R: 40 / I: 14
This took quite some time
R: 85 / I: 22
A girl just made this for me… I'm in love, Zaryans…
R: 28 / I: 8
>spend 7 years making a series
>literally pour your heart and soul into it
>make it only in dutch
>still gets massive fanbase
>refuse to sell merch because of morals or something retarded
>pick patreon knockoff that majority of the fanbase cant donate to because the dutch are massive retards
>show dies
YVP. ISSA RETARDED NIGGER CUCK GEEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 6 / I: 0
>Is something wrong with my beard?
R: 15 / I: 4
We should make more muslim edits of zellig characters because soyim leak at the sight of exposed skin
R: 4 / I: 3

Brapzillians on the board

This was made 3 months ago, how many lurk amongst us today?
R: 27 / I: 11
New 'toss
R: 9 / I: 5
>soyzellig.party
R: 112 / I: 95
post smear frames o algo
R: 7 / I: 6
>tfw you walk in on maya doing a satanic ritual sacrifice of mymy
>but the devil takes her soul instead
R: 25 / I: 9
>make a failure of a child
>proceed to adopt a literal aryan beast
Atleast make it subtle
R: 2 / I: 2
recently the springboks (cocos favorite team) scored a resounding 43-10 against the all blacks which are the most consistently ranked #1 rugby team in all of its existence. this has been the biggest defeat in all of new zealand's history and shows that the true aryan blood of south africans exists and we all know if coco was real she would be eccentric
R: 7 / I: 3

/anti/-sharty

Post memes that make fun of the sharty, zellig themed or IAZ please
R: 3 / I: 5
I need more of these
R: 10 / I: 6
It's been half year since ongezellig discontinuation. How does it feel after this?
R: 28 / I: 9
zartycucks don't tell me you lurk waiting for someone to post every few minutes instead of posting yourselves
R: 6 / I: 1

thanks MODs

Thank you for everything you have done for the site.
Hartelijk dank voor alles wat u voor de site hebt gedaan.
Vielen Dank für alles, was Sie für die Site getan haben.
このサイトのために尽力していただいたことに感謝いたします。
Շնորհակալություն կայքի համար արած ամեն ինչի համար։

(image is a Mod)
R: 41 / I: 9
Maya will become legal on the 21st of september
R: 7 / I: 2
what is mymy part 1488 or whatever and why do people keep referencing it
R: 4 / I: 1
new 'toss
R: 11 / I: 2

MassaGraph Files + Image Dump

<wordswordswords, I'm a lazy SLF and dumping this here for other people to finish of zoiets.
Guy that made the zellig font here, 2 weeks unfortunately turned into months and then eventually stopped all together due to irlGODing. Dropping all the resources here if anyone wants to pick up the mantle. There were still some issues I had with the font, but I honestly can't remember what exactly besides missing characters. If I were updating it again, I'd honestly just start from scratch since I think I used the old illustrations for some of the characters which were smaller and lower quality before the Google Drive dump happened from 'assa ximself.
>https://mega.nz/file/yrgAEICJ#iVh1oHoaiqL87Y5WFD7LShH3a7niXOg6SsYd3DZtd-I
You'll find all of the images I could find that used for xis font, and Paint.net files for organizing and layering letters together to see which one is the biggest for me to choose from and vectorize (ignore any of the "bolded" ones on the bottom left, not sure why I included those). None of them were resized in anyway, just cropped and possibly rotated.
I used Adobe Illustrator for vectorizing the characters, along with this paid plugin that auto-kerns the characters together: https://www.fontself.com/
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I used AI for upscaling the characters before vectorizing them back then, they probably weren't necessary for all, but definitely so for the characters that had no bigger or clearer equivalent like "Q" and "q". If anyone's serious about completing this font to include special and foreign characters, either try and replicate the style yourself or look into replacing the letters on the 2nd image via AI prompting with NanoBanana from Google or Seedream 4.0 from Bytedance since that's what I'd probably do as I couldn't imitate the style for it.

Sorry I couldn't complete it and doubly so for hoarding this all this time.
R: 25 / I: 13

I recreated Zellig’s font for use (MassaGraph)

After spending an unreasonable amount of time scouring Massa’s background; getting all of the reference photos I could and tracing the letters in Illustrator, I am pleased to release a recreation of Massa’s font for use called MassaGraph.
You can download it here: soyjak.download/f.php?h=12j7YmFY&d=1
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Keep in mind, this is still an ongoing WIP and any letters could be subject to change.
I have not recreated/interpreted all of the special characters like ‘*’, '%' and ‘$’ yet since I haven’t encountered a reference photo that uses those glyphs in Massa’s font (if he ever made them to begin with), I’ve only recreated glyphs I could easily Image Trace in Illustrator or attempt to interpret in his style like ‘[]’ and ‘=’.
Don’t be mistaken, I will certainly get to making those special characters in his style as best as I can, I just wanted cover all that I could do first and have this ready for you fellow Zaryans to use. TWO MORE WEEKS (or however I tardwrangle the object paths in ‘strator).
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And if anyone asks,
>Doesn’t Massa handwrite his stuff tho?
He does, for the most part. But if you check his earlier videos like here: https://youtu.be/JAKY-o2m0PU?t=98 you’ll see letters like ‘a’, ‘o’, ‘e’, etc. are clearly uniformal and not different from one another like you’d see in handwriting. Likewise, if you check out his website on the Wayback Machine, you’ll see he has been using this font since 2016 https://web.archive.org/web/20160618012141/https://www.studiomassa.nl/. And the fact that it had no kerning (the space between the letters) back then, says to me he made this himself and changed it later on to look less awful for use.
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Have fun Zaryans! Not sure when the next update will be, probably once I make all the characters on my keyboard is when I'll drop it then.
R: 8 / I: 2

Any magnet links for me to pirate 'zellig

that's about it really, I don't wanna download from YouTube because that sometimes doesn't work and I transheart torrenting
R: 15 / I: 4
Oy vey iz mir! Fallenchungus likes 'zellig!
R: 93 / I: 24
funkgezellig
R: 7 / I: 3
>Sir, a second VOC ship is about to hit the second school tower!
R: 34 / I: 21
why haven't 'fic writers made any HECKIN GEMS out of the scrapped episode ideas from OUR LORD AND SAVIOR MASSA HIMSELF????!!!!!

ARE THEY STUPID????? GET TO WRITTING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
R: 135 / I: 73
AGOOGY AGOOGY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO woits woits woits woits GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
R: 6 / I: 2
what is xhe doing…
R: 2 / I: 2
>damn bitch
>I'M *PUNCH*
>FEELING *PUNCH*
>SO *PUNCH*
>BACKED *PUNCH*
>UP *PUNCH*
R: 246 / I: 56
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG MAYACUCKS WHAT IS THIS GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 9 / I: 1
MakeZellig just made a q+a community post https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbkaHS4q80XLh3sBvtMox7Q
R: 34 / I: 17

Ms./co/ 2025

Alright the time has come, we don’t really NEED our girls to won but we need to make them survive as long as possible.

Nomination has begun:

https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/150219200

Nomination List: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1WCHh67pyxS1mO3T735rGTy9knukCFvL18e0qgyYeXkI/edit?gid=0#gid=0
R: 7 / I: 0
fanfic thread for your GEMMY FANFICS
R: 18 / I: 5

Your show is woke lgbt trash

Its so funny that zelligcacas her are so in denial they think their show is a neo nazi right wing show even doe its not even close to being the case. They think that massa is a based alt-right figure even tho hes the opposite of that
Ongezellig was made a by a woke guy who support the LGBT and veganism. Your show is woke. If it wasnt, why are the main character brown and colored shitskins?
>but… mymy is le nationalist white savior!!!!
Massa created Mymy as a character to mock the average brown shitskin who LARP as white nationalist who's idol is hitler. Massa made the character retarded just to mock these retarded chud. He doesnt like you or wants associate with you
Remember that massa's server cried about alt right trolls since 2018
The below image is one of his art who also proves he supports muzzies

Baiterald I kneel
R: 20 / I: 4
>Shoving Lidly in a aging machine and turning her into irl Vera forcing her to cuddle with Zaryans