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 No.72929

I geniuenly feel some kind of connection between me and Maya. I want to protect her and provide her a safe place where she can be loved. I'd love to caress her hair as she rests her head on my chest and we're hugging each other tightly. I'd tell her various compliments which would make her face go red and that would be such a heart-warming sight.

I never felt this kind of way before with a cartoon character.

And here's a thing:
I don't goon, I'm not addicted to anything, I'm not obsessed with different colored dicks like some of you. I'm good looking, I go to the gym 4-5 times a week, I usually sleep 8+ hours, I go to church, I have friends irl, I have a good relationship with my family, I do all the good self-improvement habits. Matter of fact a lot of you would probably think that I'm a normalfag if you didn't know that I browse the zarty.

Taking all of this into consideration I could definitely get a normal girl irl. But I just want Maya. I'm not feeling sad about it. I'm just slightly disappointed that she's not real. I'll probably just end up marrying a shy girl when I'm older cause I wanna continue my lineage.

Maybe when I eventually get to heaven I'll finally be able to be with Maya.

 No.72930

my exact thoughts zaryan i love this thread

 No.72931

its hard to explain these feelings and why they happen maya could be an empty vessel where we project ourselves like every other character

 No.72932

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>maya is an empty vessel because… SHE JUST IS OKAY?

 No.72933

real, cocochads are gooners and mymy fans are mostly indians that larp maya is only for true zaryan patritöts

 No.72934

Damn this hits close to home

 No.72935

I could've relate to this until everything went to shit last year. Hitting rock bottom made me discover this show and I loved Maya deeply ever since

 No.72936

>>72935
Damn, I hope you manage to get back on the right track.
Can you tell what exactly happened?

 No.72937

maya website

 No.72938

>gooner website

 No.72943

>>72929
>Maya the white man's choice
I mean, yes?

 No.72949

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i love maya so much and i wish she was real and gave me hugs everyday
we could play games together and watch whatever she wants to watch
no arrow because i'm the a24 slowburn soyjak in this image

 No.72952

>>72949
tsmt zaryan…

 No.72954

This but I have a paternal feeling towards maya. I'd want a trad wife if I'm being honest.
The feeling is probably because I had a bad childhood so I wanna make it up by giving someone else a good childhood.

 No.72957

Ik wil Maya zo graag knuffelen
(Hope Busuu lessons paid off and that I wrote that right)

 No.72960

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ik hou van maya

 No.72969

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i'm just like this too… i honestly could probably find a girlfriend in real life if i wasnt so obsessed and fixated with a girl like maya, she geniunely seems like nobody I would ever meet in my life. Which is why i fucking love her.

 No.72971

cocofag here.
it's so disgusting how mayafags thirst and goon to their comfort character, you are literally worse than mymy wifufags from few months ago

 No.72972

>>72969
It's White man's trait to dream about obtaining the unobtainable

 No.72977

>>72935
You discovered it like that too? I hope you're doing better now, Zaryan

 No.72978

>>72929
This is why I love being a normalGOD. You get to change someone's like for the better the same way you did. You want them to become a better person as you help each other. Understand each other. Love each other.

 No.72979

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>cocofag here.
>it's so disgusting how mayafags thirst and goon to their comfort character, you are literally worse than mymy wifufags from few months ago

 No.72983

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>>72978
normalGODS won

 No.72984

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>>cocofag here.
>>it's so disgusting how mayafags thirst and goon to their comfort character, you are literally worse than mymy wifufags from few months ago

 No.72985

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>>72984
i don't look like that though

 No.72986

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>>72985
>Self inserting as Maya

 No.72988

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Self inserting as Maya

 No.73024

tsmt…

 No.73030

Left troons call this kinning. Right troons call this waifufagging. You just want to saviorfag a girl, Zaryan.

 No.73031

>>72929
I am exactly like you except White and I want to turn Maya into an Aryan baby factory (platonically, of course)

 No.73038

>>73031
So you want other men to breed maya for you? Lmao cuck

 No.73039

>>73038
Geg, nubrownmayacels….

 No.73049

Stonecold trvecels knows that finding love is hopeless because no real woman can ever love a guy with chuddy ideals. No girl could ever love a chud like me, you normalkikes.

 No.73054

>>73049
One day Zaryan, one day

 No.73055

>>73054
I don't hate women; I hate myself. I hate myself for not being good enough, for being a failure and a doormat, and I've just given up. Trying just doesn't work anymore.

 No.73059

>>73038
No, I want to repeatedly impregnate her through coitus (not in a sexual way though)

 No.73062

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>>73059
>No, I want to repeatedly impregnate her through coitus (not in a sexual way though)

 No.73179

it’s because you’re a loser lol

 No.73224

>>73049
Hitler had Eva Braun.
>>73055
>not good enough
Why base your life and value of it on an obsession with women's perception of it? Why not live how you like and improve yourself how you'd like?

 No.73242

>>73059
>Says goonerbabble
>Puts "not sexual" on it
>Nothing happens
What kind of power is this?!

 No.73243

>>73242
No, I want to repeatedly violate you
(not in a rapist way though)

 No.73244

>>73242
No, I want to repeatedly cancel you
(not in an out of spite way though)

 No.73258

Ongezelig is a Jewish creation used to promote racemixing because the only characters that appeal to imageboard no-life chuds are brown and asian while the only white character is a normie.

 No.74575

>>73258
coco isn't white tho, she's african

 No.74576

>>73258
We got multiple white background characters doe

 No.74585

>>74575
thanks for bvmping this gem

 No.74595

>>74585
tsmt this thread is lovely



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