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i hate this kike so much the amount of yurifaggotry this little shit spawned on jewtok. I also hate how trannies and normgroids ruin every piece of media I like, and i ESPECIALLY hate it when they appropriate culture from communities that they have not really understood nor been in. these npcs use the same images/gifs like a hivemind and repost the same shit again and again and again. everytime i see a "gem" gif used by a literal faggot or some chuddy gif of mymy (ev&oe they have never even went on the zarty) it pisses me off every single time. fuck whoever made those gifs on the 'gram and popularized these images on tiktok (i know who you are you fucking NIGGER) i hope you had fun spreading my niche little show to normgroids who do not even know what the soysphere is and would most likely not bother to know what it is. thanks for listening to my ted talk
R: 11 / I: 0

We must secure the existence of our zarty and a future for ongezellig

i have a fear that the continuation of 'zellig will be the coal that will kill the zarty the zaryan race since the likelihood of it being made by troons, faggots and pedos is alarmingly high.
<preddit space
in my view this is a existential problem for us and we must act against this as one whole, one people as how i see it individual, disunited efforts are futile and destined to fall or never reach anywhere meaning full
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so i propose the idea of an organization by zaryans for zaryans that will carry the flame of ongezellig and to continue it in our image to prevent (((them))) for taking it from us and burning it down to brimstone
<'eddit 'ace
i know i am just a random hungol newfag chud that almost never post and jut lurks around but i know it is in the interest of every trvu zarty member to keep it pure and to vanquish the troonery and the pedoniggers so i hope this post is vied as a zem and not as a schizophrenic episode
<it is
how i invision this is as a group that continues 'lig as one united entity through a one party that decides the plot and one party that makes it happen
the people that would make it happen(artist and animators) will have a more say in the plot obviously, and the whole group will be led by one chosen Rijksleider who will make sure hell doesn't brake loose and to make sure the group doesn't die or disunite
<final part
any ideas and feedback are welcome as long as they aren't coal
R: 18 / I: 1
Has it actually been said anywhere that Maya has social anxiety? I think she just has trouble being social and not that she’s actually afraid of people
R: 0 / I: 0
The site is up again…
R: 10 / I: 6
ITT we chud up the reviews on the only legally owned buliding with "ongezellig" in its name because it would be zemmy and we haven't done it already
https://maps.app.goo.gl/cSBxbZWGDN2LS6z49
R: 3 / I: 0

Svaerd

I salivate a little when i see Mymy on my screen

is there a lore reason why she's so hot?
R: 45 / I: 11
>tfw you spread your culture everywhere and can finally rest
R: 16 / I: 5

Mayario

It's a me, Mayario
R: 5 / I: 2
does someone have coco eating chips gif?
R: 6 / I: 1

Idk

Hi guys
R: 9 / I: 0
Guys… since this will be over soon. We should archive it

Archive every single page, every thread, billions must know off soyzellig, it is a important part of history, we can't miss out on these gems, billions must preserve.
R: 119 / I: 31

dutch learning thread

This is a thread meant to encourage people to take on dutch and start learning it. Share resources or information that you consider valuable, or something.

You WILL learn dutch
You WILL NOT use jewlingo or any other shitty time wasting "language learning" application
You WILL input wih dutch content
You WILL NOT get demoralized by monolingual amerilards
and you have to do all those things because…. because you just have to, ok??

Some resources:
https://4chanint.miraheze.org/wiki/Dutch
https://fsi-languages.yojik.eu/languages/DLI/DLI-Dutch.html
R: 4 / I: 1
koos why did the site go down
R: 10 / I: 6

Massa privated this video from one of his channels

I hope you zaryans have been doing your due diligence by archiving everything Massa has done.
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=FZfopHF67JE
R: 28 / I: 3
is the piano music at the beginning of deel 1 supposed to be a 2 girls 1 cup reference?

always thought this was the most obvious fucking gag ever but i've been here for 2 years and i've never seen anyone mention anything like it
R: 33 / I: 6
What other tracks besides schoolocaust did massa based on something else?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbyogQ2Pi_s
R: 5 / I: 1
new 'eel
R: 16 / I: 10
I am trying to collect mymy reaction images
Post your gems
R: 122 / I: 42

boogu

starting a comic series for this goog, here is page 1
R: 30 / I: 8
THE LOLIPEDO MYMY COSPLAYER IS BACK
https://www.tiktok.com/@apocalyseanew/photo/7614376205508152590
SEND THE 'ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
R: 28 / I: 2
Love the sites app icon
R: 10 / I: 3
how have we managed to gatekeep this from saberspark?
R: 22 / I: 5
The Russian government is posting 'zellig and you're blackpilling
R: 77 / I: 20
https://www.roblox.com/it/games/14989166950/Ongezellig-Rogezellig
Nu heckin 'bloxxerald made by an unbothered zaryan which rebuilds the locations seen in the deels
This is NOT done by the minnycuck
R: 4 / I: 2
fuck this shit website
R: 15 / I: 1
Do you think Coco dreams about her parents and unborn sibling every now and then?
R: 154 / I: 44
https://ongezelligbooru.com/post/list/artist%3Adjpoonslayer/1
i find it funny that a lot of you posted this nigger's images on here and still probably do
9 times out of 10 you faggots are completely blind to xitter and cord niggery until it's too late
fuck agugu fuck bruhmeister993 and his friends fuck discord fuck xitter and fuck you all
no arrow because i look like this and say this
R: 1 / I: 1
What if Mymy was named Mtmt?
R: 53 / I: 28

/music/ - general

This thread is dedicated to the posting and creation of music, although mostly zellig parodies other music is allowed also.
R: 12 / I: 3
IPADGOD COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
R: 13 / I: 6

Which ongezellig character do you guys think hates/loves ice the most

personally its bert/mymy loves ice the most and cleo yfke coco that are rebels that wear ice is fascist pins on their bag
R: 13 / I: 0

/ytb/ thread

ITT we discuss and post whatever related to youtube
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So yeah I just ran into this little drawing by a man who puts zellig in his video thumbnails and is probably a larping normie
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The thing I intended to say is that you had fucking lost the whole concept of the joke, wat de foek does zellig mean out of context? Huh? This shit makes no sense nigger, there's no pun or playword
R: 194 / I: 64

SDOOMocaust

worthwhile effort?
R: 13 / I: 2

Co pedo needs hanging again

I was maintaining the Pixelplanet.fun paintings, but some co pedo seemingly wants to shit on it all and turn it to brimstone
R: 4 / I: 1
Does the URL bar say anything in base64? Where did Massa get this snippet of code from? And what are the implications of Coco hacking the AIVD?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Intelligence_and_Security_Service
R: 22 / I: 3
What do you think Mymy's friend group gets up to?
R: 4 / I: 0
>I'm gonna go kill myself! I am Mayar O'Toole!
<Hey! Don't kill yourself!
>No!
<Don't kill yourself I said!
>No! *runs off*
vOh let her go, she's going to kill herself LOL
R: 22 / I: 2

archiving artwork

Do you guys save every single new piece of ongezellig artwork you see on the internet that isn't coal on any site to eventually upload it on the booru or nah. "isn't coal" is your interpretation
R: 20 / I: 5
Today 'zellig reached 1488 posts on the SoyBooru
R: 20 / I: 3
I feel like making an animated 'zellig short right now give me some ideas on what to make
R: 28 / I: 8
is the cat still alive
R: 6 / I: 2
mymy new character
R: 21 / I: 1

Zeltycraft

Since Zelligcraft is absolutely dead I've decided to create Zeltycraft. Send your aternos account names if you want to be able to turn on the server when you want. Server is cracked so you can join on tlauncher or ultimMC
Version: 1.21.1
ip: zelligparty.aternos.me
R: 5 / I: 3
What gun is mymy using

I heard it might be a smith carbine but I’m m not so sure
R: 21 / I: 2
Is Cleo a 'gger?
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WEEKEND NAZ THREAD: DECADENT ORIENTAL CARTOONS DISCUSSION

18 months and 2 weeks ago Zoot said we could make NAZ threads for cartoons fellow zaryans might like on /zellig/. Three DOA ocgemerald.club launches later I don't think anychuddie did this. Here goes nothing. Weekend NAZ thread #1. For Zootie Zoot.
Zaryans I really want to be a weeb, I wanna get into anime, I wanna read manga, I wanna have a waifu. I don't want to be normal and I want to be an otaku. But there's a problem, most anime and manga sucks.
evangelion
I tried watching evangelion, the one everybody praises. Asuka and Misato are waifu material and Rei is beautiful too but the real plot's mechas and angels and apocalypse are incomprehensible. I didn't get it at all, I felt like a retard and I wait for the pretty girls to get on screen.
'toro
I started reading Nagatoro. It's okay and kind of hot but it makes me feel really lonely. People said I would like it after volume 1 cause 'toro gets nicer but I liked sadistic, teasing autism. I'm so jealous of senpai. Imagine having a gigatistic foid who obsesses over you all day, who spots you in the crowd, who loves every idiosyncratic foible, who teases you so meanly but you love it cause a woman is finally interested in… you, the real you, the weird you, the strange you, the (You) normies walk past and don't look in the eye.
Nagatoro is White btw. Her skin is brown cause she's tanned. Anyone who works in the sun and doesn't live in Scandinavia will relate, some summers you just tan like crazy. The skin she covers would be white as raw turnip flesh.
The only bad thing about nagatoro is I feel like a coomer reading it. I haven't gooned to it yet, finished volume 1 and 2. Please don't spoil it for me, Zaryans.
komi
I tried to read komi, i pirated volume 1 and got really excited, printed out the pages and everything. It was gonna be my first time reading printed manga, the real way, not on some screen. I liked the plot, komi is beautiful, agari is basically my dream gigatist girl. Komi's wish for 100 friends and her insane popularity were weird drags on the story, but they weren't that bad. What ruined it was the LITERAL CROSSDRESSER FAGGOT that shows up and says he "was a boy but is now a girl who wears skirts". And for some reason, this character isnt just a laughing stock and he matters in the story? Fuck that. I'm going to burn the pages and piss on the ashes. FUCK FAGGOTS. Damn. Wasted too much money to feel happy with that.
other shit
And do you have any anime or manga on your to-watch and to-read list? I'm thinking of reading Tamon's B-Side. And I want to watch something airing now while its fresh on /a/, maybe I Befriended the 2nd Prettiest Girl, is anything airing rn?
THREADLY REMINDERS
>This thread violates not one zarty rule
>Deleting this thread violates Zoot's memory and spits on his grave
>Jannies are not human beings
By posting in these threads, you irrevocably denounce the Talmud out of your own volition
TARD WRANGLE YOUR FUCKING JANNIES, KOOS, I'VE POSTED MY NAZ THREAD ALLOWED BY ZOOT HIMSELF THE KING OF THE ZARTY FOREVER AND EVER THREE FUCKING TIMES, I PUT IN EFFORT EVERY SINGLE TIME, JUST FOR YOUR GOONS TO DELETE IT, TARD WRANGLE YOUR FUCKING GOON JANNYTRANNIES
R: 34 / I: 13

Cleo appreciation thread

Post Cleo
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>mfw my A10, Blonde, Evrocentric Agarthan master is out there working my own race to death knowing he'll come home and spoil me with xis BWC
R: 15 / I: 7

music thread

Send any music related to 'zellig, covers or originals or ai, I also want to see older stuff
R: 14 / I: 3

Kway's Way

And now, the brim is near
And so I face the final reppy
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my gems, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's gemmy
I traveled each and every board
And more, much more than this
I did it the /qa/'s way

Coals, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And posted it through without exemption
I planned each charted thread
Each careful step along the catty
And more, much more than this, I did it the /qa/'s way

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I baited more than I could chew
But through it all, when there were (You)s
I reppy'd "up" and quoted them out
I faced it all and I stood tall and did it the /qa/'s way

I've loved, I've keked and cried
I've had my gems, my share of brimstone
And now, as threads subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a /soy/ way
Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it the /qa/'s way

For what is a 'teen, what has xhe got?
If not himself, then he has naught
To post the gems xhe truly feels
And not the coals of one who kneels
The record shows
I took the (You)s
And did it the /qa/'s way

Yes, it was the /qa/'s way
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Idea
We make anti-Palestine Yana gems and spread them around so that this coal gets disassociated from yuritroons
R: 21 / I: 9

How did Mymy get to the netherlands?

how did Mymy get from her home city of Nagasaki, Japan to 's-Hertogenbosch, North Brabant (and wherever she ends up from there in North Brabant) like did she leave of day, went to the airport, bought a ticket, flown to the netherland, or did she travel across Japan, sail across water, cross Siberia, then trained to the netherlands? like how did she end up in the netherland by international adoption? it does happen but it is super rare.

So how did Mymy get from Nagasaki, Japan to 's-Hertogenbosch, North Brabant?
R: 12 / I: 2

AI Slop

found an ai generated slop fanfic that people are eating up because they're too stupid to see that an AI wrote it
the constant use of single word sentences instead of commas, example being "My bass. Mine. This a mistake. I picked it up. Plugged it in. Turned on the amp. And then… nothing. I had no idea what I was doing. I tried pressing a string. Plucked it. It made a sound. A bad sound. I tried again. Still bad." no human would ever write like this. ai writes like this because it wants to leave ZERO ambiguity. (another example in the story: "So, I guess there is a different Coco. Somewhere. Hidden. Waiting.") its not even trying to hide it

https://www.wattpad.com/1620695220-maya%27s-friendship-part-1-maya%27s-friend%0D-part-1
R: 31 / I: 9

Pride month 'zellig

We're so valid xisters!
R: 220 / I: 54

Maya Email List

Lost lore was dropped in Massacord. Apparently the email used in Maya's Sweet 16 was real and would sign you up for a mailing list of emails sent by 'Maya' throughout 2018-19 if you emailed it. Here's all of them: pastebin com/raw/pjKNDq8C

Happy birthday Maya…
I'm full of love.
R: 12 / I: 6

OnionDweller did Ongezellig better imo

Personally I far prefer OnionDweller's Ongezillig more than Studio Massas.
R: 26 / I: 7
lemon
R: 34 / I: 7

Pain

I suck at drawing, please go easy on me
R: 9 / I: 2

OPERATION: GEMMY ROAD

Hello Zaryans, I found this website called paintastreet.com
Essentially, some guys bought a street in SF, all the top 1,280 images will be painted in the alleyway. Our purpose is to gem it up
R: 145 / I: 22
I love you Maya… you will always be my shiny little gem… I wish i could just give you a hug and show you just how much i love you, how much i care for you, how much i think about you. my love for you truly goes as far as it goes. you're my star, my perfect silence Maya…..
R: 6 / I: 1
where can i find good AI voice models
R: 40 / I: 18
nu 'dweller
every single frame will be used by 100 different annoying tiktokfags btw
R: 7 / I: 1
Nu gem
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New gigaposts dropped
R: 5 / I: 0
Aangezien Soyjak.Party erom bekendstaat af en toe een Minecraft-server te hosten, waarom doen wij niet hetzelfde?
R: 8 / I: 2

Operation Zigle Zogle

since they allow real NAS on 'ru now let's just upload everything we have
R: 66 / I: 15

edit

Totally normal outdoor scene.
R: 13 / I: 3
Happy Easter to all Zaryans
As usual the Dutch are the odd ones out and actually call the Easter Bunny, "Paashaas" or an Easter Hare. They also don't celebrate with a big lunch with the family but with some sort of big breakfast and they have their own little games like Eiertikken, where you try to break and crack the eggshell of your adversary without cracking yours
>t. was told how Easter was celebrated when I went there for an exchange
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Hey guys I'm making an 'zellig mod for TABS mobile (SNCA game) and looking for suggestions. Im going to make every character but I don't know what weapons and abilities to give em! For example Maya and Coco only have kicks and punches at the moment.
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I'll have to DM a TABS mod to get it uploaded to the workshop BUT only if enough people care.
R: 10 / I: 2
does anybaldi like me drawing
>
R: 9 / I: 1
why did so many people see this xitter tweet like holy we're gonna get a new wave of normalfags
R: 6 / I: 1
How does Mymy's hair even work?
R: 6 / I: 0

THE COCOPIER IS REAL!

THE COCOPIER IS REAL!
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ITT we'll post random xitteralds we've found.
R: 3 / I: 0
>Frikandel met mayonaise
<Frikandel zonder mayonaise
R: 9 / I: 3
Ongezellig will never be a zem!
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April 1st! Got you!
R: 18 / I: 3
Does anyone have this video? Also, is this a sisa or a troon?
R: 0 / I: 0
Brazilian mentions a heckin' "nazi community" when talking about 'zellig though he managed the get the ONE video which has a foodist element in it at 22:00 and onwards
R: 12 / I: 8

Koos ##

Today I officially rename this into The Frog Pond, everything but frogs will be banned, weabs' guts will be scattered all over the floor.
R: 73 / I: 30

Yfke appreciation thread

Tall and frisian
R: 12 / I: 4
Mymy Oekaki Doodle
R: 1 / I: 0

What the actual fuck

Guys i dont even know what to say about this but i beleive i actually had a case of sun down sydrome or a night terror last night. I couldn't fucking sleep at all i was just lying there scared for no reason and for some reason, ongezellig kept popping into my head, im not sure what it was about it, but for some reason everytime I thought of ongezellig i would get really fucking angry. Like i lost complete control of myself and i was just having a angry feral panic attack or something. I got zero sleep. Can anyone relate
R: 8 / I: 0
Any info what happened to the Soysphere? Wiki booru shitty all went down this is the biggest splinter so maybe somebaldi know apperently QUOTE also lurks here so answer
R: 10 / I: 5
geg the whole soysphere is down except for WHO?!
zarty WQN
shartyNIGGERS LQST
R: 3 / I: 0

What will you do for april fools day?

I will worship the goddess of the netherlands and cultivate maximum foolery.
R: 41 / I: 8

Waking up next to Vera

Zaryans what are you doing if you woke up next to Vera.
R: 774 / I: 445

AI

/AI/ general thread
Post AI zelliged 'zarty-saving audio, image and video gemeralds and also teach me how to do them too since I'm a selfish little fuck and I can't learn elsewhere
R: 6 / I: 1
We should make a copy of the 'cord document but make it look the exact same and change random informations and then spread it around so the retarded faggot LARPers will eat it up and the soyboys will sneed at it, like changing to Mymy isn't a nazi to she is or "Coco's parents were killed by niggers", it would have to be written in Dutch too
R: 9 / I: 0
New 'toss
R: 6 / I: 3
Caught a Nigger Jockey in mine craft today
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Chapter 8 of 10 Dutch Days is out. Predditors are eating it up even though it fucking sucks
R: 10 / I: 1
Who do you think the first Zaryan was? And I don't mean on da kway, I mean on the islamic slum known as /co/, while personally it was fun to believe that there were Zaryans like us all the way in 2018 and with subsequent, recorded, instances of 'zellig appearing on the kway only after a couple of years, it is more probable that these were some sort of ancestors to the average chuddy zaryan. Considering /co/ has always been one of the more prominent libtarded blue boards it is also safe to assume the conditions for the jump to /qa/ were met when /pol/ got to it just around 2020, thus prompting like-minded chuds to begin our slow dominion over this dutch cartoon
R: 1 / I: 0
>vera productions
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Does Massa have ADHD ximself? How did he portray it so accurately?
R: 5 / I: 0

til next time

Hi zaryans, here to say thanks for helping me on my campaign against zelligzone and its pedo cabal.
The main pedofags have gone into hiding with rumors that djp acked
I had been gathering info, catfishing and getting spies in there since november so it’s nice to know they won’t come back so easily
While i’m waiting on screenies for a few extra fuckers i’m exposing it might be a while.
On a side note, continue to support Lidly through this tough time
Total Zaryan Victory, hope i’m making doxeralds with you retards again soon
Your King of SNCA - Crowley
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What do you guys think of the increasing number of attackers using ongezellig imagery? For example, Gabriel Mutti, Hernán Cristobál Meneses, and Desmond Holly?
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Part 2 of the lidly comic

Zaryans, it's time for another 2-3 months of pvre vnfiltered avtism because Part 2 is being worked on
R: 5 / I: 0
How do I make a tulpa of Mymy? I wanna enact total Mymy care and affection or somethong among those lines
R: 40 / I: 15
Pretty bored today ask me what I should draw and I'll do it