Catalog (/zellig/)

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/v/ game mentioned at 9:35
GEM IT UP!

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Agents Of Fortune Cookies.

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starting to draw

i’m trying to start drawing zellig but honestly i get so frustrated with myself i quit. how do i stop being a bitch

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very gemmy effortrald 'blox game
https://www.roblox.com/games/104969284128503/Mymys-Hide-and-Seek
>its just the /v/ schoolocaust game but family friendly and made for little agugus

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patriot for the dutch-americans

Maya looks so cute

any patriots for the dutch-americans?

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>has mymy neutralplier in the banner
>shows reddit and fucking TikTok as da heckin' fandom
You will never be a real woman

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Idea: Hotline Zellig

Perks:
Mymy - start with a NERF musket, reusable bullets
Kiki - Start with AK, ability to switch to cutlass
Coco - Nigger skull-bashing fists
Vera - Start with a large glass bottle
Yfke - Everything slow due to weed
Wiel - Start with a switchblade
<[REDDIT SPACE]
Someone should make something similar using level editor which I heard is not that hard

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Zelligdustry

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Hello saars, is from india and I am gooning to this picrel

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Someone who can edit flash animations edit the "This land" animation from Jibjab but make it 'zellig-themed (George Bush as Mymy and John Kerry as Kiki)

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why does mymy have aids

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what do you think the financial state the shoppenboer household is in? my guess is they're in the middle class but a little more leaning towards being rich. Ravi must be working like a dog to be able to support 3 girls and a wife

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Deel 7 vvill neva be real.

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Is it just me or Kara from Non-Stop Pop FM sounds like Coco?
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'Zellig bricks break

Low effort pixel art created only to be destroyed

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had fun on the sharty drawpile today even though I didn't finish my drawing. W if you get the reference.

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🙃

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Nice website you got here xisters.

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Finishing what Massa didn't

ITT we actually complete the illustration ideas that Massa never did because he's a SLF. SOME of these were made but it would be ary- I mean gemmy to see the rest, any artstyle goes

>Vera trying to open a peanutbutter jar
>Coco practicing karate
>What Vera does on a saturday night
>Mymy or Coco in cooking class
>Maya cosplays as Senpai's waifu
>Mymy falls off her scooter
>Coco drinks chocolate milk
>Coco takes a computer course
>Coco as Witcher
>Zoey playing Bass
>Maya at the hairdresser
>Zombie Coco
>Coco doing lab work
>Mymy dressed as Peni Parker
>Mymy making a Valentines Day card for Kaptien Koek
>Mymy eating seminola pudding
>Stan and Roos Ice Skating
>Vera gives Cleo guitar lessons
>Maya paintballing
>Maya on a schooltrip to the zoo
>Maya making a snow devil

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should i become a booru nametoilet

for context ive been lurking on this site since 2024 and i mostly use /qa/ albeit i dont post zellig there
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been seeing a bit of stuff about zelligposters on the booru so why not im interested in joining in

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>Cuckitors has a girlfriend
Yeah okay sure you do.
Link:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1sr236f/my_girlfriend_cosplayed_maya/

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Where can I find official info about characters?

Hi I'm new to Ongezellig and I'm wondering where I can get more info on the characters and stuff. Like I see people talk about Eiko and their parents and stuff but I haven't seen them in the show. Thanks in advance)

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ITT: I post random 'cordcoals I found

Nice face

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Will it be possible to improve Ongezellig with the highest possible image and sound quality?

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What the Hell do the Background characters Say in this scene

In know Kiki's but thats it

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zeggle devlog

hey, still here
this is where ill be posting zeggle updates from now on
you can ask me questions or suggest new features to add
for nucacas zeggle is peggle but with zellings and made in scratch
>UPDATE SPACE
what was added since the last update:
- the game logo
- a new song
- level saving and loading
- a new sound system to prevent sounds clashing
>UPDATE SPACE
in the zarty version you will be able to set custom songs and backgrounds for your levels
also there will be a dynamically updating list of featured user created levels
more on that when the game comes out

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Post spergeralds

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/art/ - general

Here is a thread, dedicated to the craftsmenship of art. Post your drawings here and share techniques/books/tips that you think may be useful.

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Nu copypasta just dropped

JSID ALREADY

I was thinking that Ongezellig would die a peaceful death after its cancellation in 2024. If only I knew how wrong I really was. As soon as I caught wind of how popular it had become on shitstagram and chinktok I was infuriated, to the point of wanting to smash my belongings I bought and paid for. Ongezellig was MY niche internet autism show. It was so unknown that I could reference it and nobody would ever know. I really do miss those times. What has transpired can be best summed up by an idiom I like to use on the regular. These people are beating a dead horse. Ongezellig is a rotting corpse, it has been for nearly 2 years. At this point, not much but bone is left. A good ending would have been that the show faded into obscurity, with a few obsessed autists continuing to profess their obsession over it to anyone online who would listen. Sadly it couldn't go that way. For some unfortunate reason, the demonic, neuron-frying algorithms of normie social media decided that it would be a splendid idea to push Ongezellig to the masses. Here we are, it's 2026 and every Ongezellig community I once took an interest in has undergone a great replacement of sorts. I refuse to even look at the zarty anymore, but last time I was there, the site was rampant with disgustingly new chinktok and shitstagram immigrants. It was sickening. This disgusts me even thinking about it to this day. Why couldn't Ongezellig die the death it deserved?

This brings me to the video posted by OP. If Ongezellig is popular enough on these platforms that it would be viable to make a MARKETABLE PLUSHIE of Mymy, then Ongezellig is beyond too far gone. Just. Fucking. Shut. It. Down. Already.

To anyone who has discovered Ongezellig in the last year and a half, I urge you to give up your obsession and let ongezellig wither away how it was supposed to.

Perhaps my previous request was too harsh. I ask that anyone who posts about Ongezellig on platforms such as Instagram, Tiktok and the like to CEASE YOUR OPERATION IMMEDIATELY. I do not hold any resentment to you or anyone like you. I truly do hope you find something else to channel your autistic obsession into, but please, let Ongezellig stay on imageboards, where it rightfully belongs.

Thank you and good day.

(https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/942979.html#q943918)

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Absolute esl

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What subreddits would the zelligs use?

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forgetting

sometimes I forget that Ilse is a kike girl

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Schoppenboer's Schooling

what were the Schoppenboer's Schooling like?
I think Maya and Coco would have gone Basicschool then VMBO, but I don't really know about Mymy maybe Basicschool and maybe HAVO, she's seems to do better then her sisters in school, but I don't live in the Netherlands so I don't really know how school progresses in the netherlands. but this is just my thoughs

so basically
Maya:Basicschool, then VMBO
Coco:Basicschool, then VMVO
Mymy:Basicschool, then HAVO, cause Willem III van Oranje

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https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wN12ZvkyWM8GyGseznPyXcudoGTcSw5E/view
can someone summarize this? its the "ongezellig screenplay" by a redditfag cdog, and i am very certain it's coal because the ending has maya playing with dolls and making them kiss while she masturbates (im fairly sure she's masturbating) or something
i am also confident it might have been made using AI because this a quote from it:

"Mymy slowly opens the door.

Beat."

and no fucking human on the planet unironically uses "beat" to emphasize a moment of silence, only unfeeling clankers. (okay it uses beat a lot but it never uses it like this, which only makes the ai argument even stronger as it's probably a hallucination that this faggot didnt catch because hes a fat slob who doesn't write his own shit
it also does that stupid thing where it does multiple one word sentences in a way nobody would ever write, like here

"Eight arms. Folded. With Dignity."

so yeah im not wasting my time with this clankerslop

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What would you do?

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Brainrot AI Agugu Video

Made a brainrot video of how Agugu got to the Netherlands.
https://files.catbox.moe/bo25tr.mp4

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new 'assa
https://files.catbox.moe/bfinua.mp4

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troonadachi life

playing the most zogslopped soytendo approved life simulator with no features and freedom award
suggest who i should add to zarty island

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Forgot to mention this earlier but both Zoot and 'zellig appear in front of this half a million views video
https://youtu.be/oMmidmD7FQk
As much as I hate this foid for talking about our little stupid funny bearded men she points out (correctly) that soys are dying mostly because of the introduction of awards/slopjaks and general usage by the lowest common denominator and that the next most likely meme is something so detached from the original point of soyjaks that it might as well be something of its own

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Where's /co/ raid?

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A 2nd Yana animation has just hit the tube

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Nusois, the video link here is lost media. If anyone has a local copy of it, please post it ITT.
>Wayback Machine
Not available
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fC93wLwQG0

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Oh look we made it big again

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I think an interesting love interest for the sisters would be something like
>Maya zoggles over some brannigger chud who hates her because she's a mutt but doesn't know the extent due to limited contact. She only likes him because he's a spergcel loner and brushes off the chuddiness
>Said chud choggles over Mymy because he's either too retarded to know a she's jap and/or lurked enough physiometry threads to know but thinks she's #BLEACHED enough anyway. Ironically Mymy thinks he's too mutty and uncultured for being an American exchange student and they are rivals as a result. They pretty much mutually bully each other and larp battle but nophono but them care
>Coco doesn't like him for saying nigger in class or something but has sympathy because some lore reason like his dad died in a DUI in Knoxville TN in June of 2013. He obviously wants to bag that but thinks she's a retard bimbo stacy that's out of his league or however the grapes are sour
This is my idea for Rens as a character but you will NOT self insert okay?

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Mymy VVon

MYMY WON

Mymy is the best character in Ongezellig, best girl. Ongezellig has now been cancelled for 2 years, I remember the past before the cancellation when (you) and me actually had hope for the future of 'zellig. But now after this time and seeing the overall general decline of 'zellig from 'tok niggers, pedophiles, degenerates (way too many of you fucking nigger abortions) and browns. It's clear that Mymy was the only good part of this show, she is the sole reason that I've cared about this SNCA for years, her scenes for me are some of the best ones when I look at the show nowadays. I sometimes even skip forward in the Deels just to get to her parts. In short, Mymy is the only perfect character, Mymy carries the show, Mymy has always carried the show, if it werent for Mymy a lot of us would never have cared for this long. Mymy is wonered

MYMY WON

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Reminder that Mymy FVCKING VVON

Face the truth /zellig/ and overboard browsers, Mymy fvcking won. She carries Ongezellig on her back even after the selfish little fuck Massa cancelled the show to have gooning sessions with foenkie on Massacord. Mymy still carries Mymy is still best girl, she still vvon. None of you would care, not even nophono would care about 'zellig after all these years if it weren't for Mymy. Maya, Coco, Vera, Henk, Kiki etc are all wonderful characters don't get me wrong. But they simply cannot compare to the glistening, shining, sparkling gemerald that is Mymy. The faster that (you) realize this /zellig/ the better your life will be. I cannot call myself an Ongezellig fan in good faith when I am more of a Mymyfan.

THIS IS (YOU)R REMINDER THAT MYMY FVCKING WON AND THAT XHE CARRIES THE SHOW AND HAS FOR ALL THESE YEARS

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We're all gonna make it

I lift for Mymy

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gemmy ‘lig shitposts

guys theres a thunderstorm and im scared
i need comforting ‘ligposts

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'ZELLIG SOVLS (ROBLOX)

'Zellig Sovls is a skill-based souls-like grindless simulator zarty saving glistening shining gemeraldy hopeful secret-hiding mindbreaking 'roon-eradicating xitter-destroying /co/-annihilating 'zelligfull slow-burn spine-tingling bone-chilling boss fighting game! Defeat enemies and get strong enough to reach Hyperborea and enact TND! Can you survive or get BTFO'd?
<'bloxcaca space
Play: https://www.roblox.com/games/15301213032/ZELLIG-SOVLS
<zarty space
If you wish to play alone or are experiencing lag, find the "Servers" tab and click "Create Private Server".
<mymy space
Discuss the game, report bugs (press f9 and screenshot if you find any), ask for help and stuff

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whats /zellig/s opinion on the Chud x Zelling ship art? i think its kinda corny but i wanna hear your opinions

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DOCTOS

ill finish this one tomorrow

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'Zellig Sovls survey
https://tally.so/r/pbP1Wb
Answer if you like shit nobloxian cares about and want to type words
Only logs answers, nothing else, trvst

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Why does Ongezellig have so many Chinese fans?

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EARTHPOL/SOYRUSALEM THREAD

Good evening zaryans, im here to shill a colony on a minecraft server called earthpol, its pretty active during peak hours and im shilling here now.
SERVER IP IS PLAY.EARTHPOL.COM, JAVA ONLY, NOT CRACKED
For more information I recommend you read the SNCApedia article, https://sncapedia.org/wiki/soyrusalem

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i hate this kike so much the amount of yurifaggotry this little shit spawned on jewtok. I also hate how trannies and normgroids ruin every piece of media I like, and i ESPECIALLY hate it when they appropriate culture from communities that they have not really understood nor been in. these npcs use the same images/gifs like a hivemind and repost the same shit again and again and again. everytime i see a "gem" gif used by a literal faggot or some chuddy gif of mymy (ev&oe they have never even went on the zarty) it pisses me off every single time. fuck whoever made those gifs on the 'gram and popularized these images on tiktok (i know who you are you fucking NIGGER) i hope you had fun spreading my niche little show to normgroids who do not even know what the soysphere is and would most likely not bother to know what it is. thanks for listening to my ted talk

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We must secure the existence of our zarty and a future for ongezellig

i have a fear that the continuation of 'zellig will be the coal that will kill the zarty the zaryan race since the likelihood of it being made by troons, faggots and pedos is alarmingly high.
<preddit space
in my view this is a existential problem for us and we must act against this as one whole, one people as how i see it individual, disunited efforts are futile and destined to fall or never reach anywhere meaning full
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so i propose the idea of an organization by zaryans for zaryans that will carry the flame of ongezellig and to continue it in our image to prevent (((them))) for taking it from us and burning it down to brimstone
<'eddit 'ace
i know i am just a random hungol newfag chud that almost never post and jut lurks around but i know it is in the interest of every trvu zarty member to keep it pure and to vanquish the troonery and the pedoniggers so i hope this post is vied as a zem and not as a schizophrenic episode
<it is
how i invision this is as a group that continues 'lig as one united entity through a one party that decides the plot and one party that makes it happen
the people that would make it happen(artist and animators) will have a more say in the plot obviously, and the whole group will be led by one chosen Rijksleider who will make sure hell doesn't brake loose and to make sure the group doesn't die or disunite
<final part
any ideas and feedback are welcome as long as they aren't coal

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Has it actually been said anywhere that Maya has social anxiety? I think she just has trouble being social and not that she’s actually afraid of people

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The site is up again…

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ITT we chud up the reviews on the only legally owned buliding with "ongezellig" in its name because it would be zemmy and we haven't done it already
https://maps.app.goo.gl/cSBxbZWGDN2LS6z49

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Svaerd

I salivate a little when i see Mymy on my screen

is there a lore reason why she's so hot?

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Mayario

It's a me, Mayario

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does someone have coco eating chips gif?

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Idk

Hi guys

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Guys… since this will be over soon. We should archive it

Archive every single page, every thread, billions must know off soyzellig, it is a important part of history, we can't miss out on these gems, billions must preserve.

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dutch learning thread

This is a thread meant to encourage people to take on dutch and start learning it. Share resources or information that you consider valuable, or something.

You WILL learn dutch
You WILL NOT use jewlingo or any other shitty time wasting "language learning" application
You WILL input wih dutch content
You WILL NOT get demoralized by monolingual amerilards
and you have to do all those things because…. because you just have to, ok??

Some resources:
https://4chanint.miraheze.org/wiki/Dutch
https://fsi-languages.yojik.eu/languages/DLI/DLI-Dutch.html

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koos why did the site go down

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Massa privated this video from one of his channels

I hope you zaryans have been doing your due diligence by archiving everything Massa has done.
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=FZfopHF67JE

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is the piano music at the beginning of deel 1 supposed to be a 2 girls 1 cup reference?

always thought this was the most obvious fucking gag ever but i've been here for 2 years and i've never seen anyone mention anything like it

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What other tracks besides schoolocaust did massa based on something else?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbyogQ2Pi_s

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new 'eel

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I am trying to collect mymy reaction images
Post your gems

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boogu

starting a comic series for this goog, here is page 1

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THE LOLIPEDO MYMY COSPLAYER IS BACK
https://www.tiktok.com/@apocalyseanew/photo/7614376205508152590
SEND THE 'ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

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Love the sites app icon

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how have we managed to gatekeep this from saberspark?

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The Russian government is posting 'zellig and you're blackpilling

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https://www.roblox.com/it/games/14989166950/Ongezellig-Rogezellig
Nu heckin 'bloxxerald made by an unbothered zaryan which rebuilds the locations seen in the deels
This is NOT done by the minnycuck

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fuck this shit website

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Do you think Coco dreams about her parents and unborn sibling every now and then?

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https://ongezelligbooru.com/post/list/artist%3Adjpoonslayer/1
i find it funny that a lot of you posted this nigger's images on here and still probably do
9 times out of 10 you faggots are completely blind to xitter and cord niggery until it's too late
fuck agugu fuck bruhmeister993 and his friends fuck discord fuck xitter and fuck you all
no arrow because i look like this and say this

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What if Mymy was named Mtmt?

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/music/ - general

This thread is dedicated to the posting and creation of music, although mostly zellig parodies other music is allowed also.

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Which ongezellig character do you guys think hates/loves ice the most

personally its bert/mymy loves ice the most and cleo yfke coco that are rebels that wear ice is fascist pins on their bag

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/ytb/ thread

ITT we discuss and post whatever related to youtube
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So yeah I just ran into this little drawing by a man who puts zellig in his video thumbnails and is probably a larping normie
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The thing I intended to say is that you had fucking lost the whole concept of the joke, wat de foek does zellig mean out of context? Huh? This shit makes no sense nigger, there's no pun or playword

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SDOOMocaust

worthwhile effort?

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Co pedo needs hanging again

I was maintaining the Pixelplanet.fun paintings, but some co pedo seemingly wants to shit on it all and turn it to brimstone

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Does the URL bar say anything in base64? Where did Massa get this snippet of code from? And what are the implications of Coco hacking the AIVD?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Intelligence_and_Security_Service

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What do you think Mymy's friend group gets up to?

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archiving artwork

Do you guys save every single new piece of ongezellig artwork you see on the internet that isn't coal on any site to eventually upload it on the booru or nah. "isn't coal" is your interpretation

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Today 'zellig reached 1488 posts on the SoyBooru

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I feel like making an animated 'zellig short right now give me some ideas on what to make