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File: 1747730461733.png (509.43 KB, 640x742, Coco.png)

 No.85736[Last 50 Posts]

I want to marry Coco

 No.85737

what do you provide other than your TBP

 No.85738

File: 1747732398342.jpg (394.48 KB, 1281x1080, Maya.jpg)

I want to marry Maya

 No.85739

>>85738
what do you provide other than your TWP

 No.85740

>>85738
omg… tsmt… Imagine telling Maya you want to marry her and be with her forever and she tears up and hvgs you tight…

 No.85741

>>85740
I would gently wipe her tears off while caressing her cheek…

 No.85742

>>85741
omg… tsmt…

 No.85747

File: 1747738075635.png (8.37 KB, 255x143, ClipboardImage.png)

>IM IN LOVE WITH THE COCO

 No.85753

>>85737
I have a 14inch BWC you nigger. Just cut off you gross TBP

 No.85754

>>85740
How about kissing with Coco in front of Maya

 No.85756

>>85754
evendoe kissing Maya in front of maya

 No.85757

>>85754
>>85756
kill waifufaggots unironically

 No.85758

>>85756
Maya is a porn addict so she will enjoy getting cucked by her sister

 No.85759

>>85736
CocoGod

 No.85761

>>85759
*Cocojugs

 No.85806

>>85758
marge who said anything about cucking

 No.85808

>>85806
i think he's projecting his own fantasies GEG

 No.85809

Just an average day in the Zarty with troons obsessing with the idea of marrying 16 year olds

 No.85821

She's 16, why this thread is still up today?
>VPNs blocked

 No.85827

File: 1747769213078.png (1.94 MB, 1024x1024, 1735487474154y.png)

>>85809
>>85821
zartypoopoos…(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.85882

>>85736
>>85738
Mormonism allows you to do both

 No.85883

>>85882
maya would get jealous though.

 No.85889

>>85882
we got mormonists recruiting people on the fucking ZARTY GEGGGGGGGGGGGG

 No.85890

>>85889
that's aryan zartycuck

 No.85892

>>85890
i was just observing nigger

 No.85898

>>85890
Mormonism is the Judaism of Christianity.

 No.85902

>>85806
eve&doe Maya will love that

 No.85904

>>85902
cocoracebaitersissies…

 No.85905

>>85902
coconiggers projecting once again GEGG

 No.85906

>>85904
>>85905
eve&doe Coco is made to breed aryan babies

 No.85910

>>85906
mispelled maya again award

 No.85912

Tf is this thread nigga

 No.86702

To Coco, the Light of My Heart

In fields where dreams and laughter play,
A Boer girl shines in her own way.
With strength like mountains, grace like streams,
You light my life, igniting dreams.

Your voice, a melody soft and sweet,
A symphony that makes my heart skip a beat.
In every word, I hear the song,
A gentle echo where I belong.

Athletic spirit, fierce and bright,
You dance through life, a radiant light.
With every challenge you embrace,
You carve your path with style and grace.

Your baking warms the coldest days,
A sprinkle of joy in so many ways.
An orphan’s heart, yet bold and free,
You inspire the best version of me.

Oh, Coco, with your angelic charm,
In your presence, I feel safe and warm.
With every glance and every smile,
You make this journey so worthwhile.

So here’s my heart, wrapped up in rhyme,
A timeless love, transcending time.
Together, let’s write our own sweet song,
In a world where we both belong.

I hope she loves it!

 No.86751

>>86702
Whitest person in existence just found

 No.86752

>>86702
Zaryans are artists, programmers, musicians, animators, warriors, gymbros, saviours of the White Race and also poets

 No.86754

>>86702
She's not real anon

 No.86757

>>86702
She's real Zaryan

 No.86758

>>86702
She may be real chud

 No.86759

File: 1748263829240.mp4 (2.07 MB, 480x724, niggerz.mp4)

>I want to marry Coco

 No.86761

>>86754
>even doe she is real in our hearts or something

 No.87150

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>>86761
>Zaryans are so kindhearted that their hearts are as wide as entire universes

 No.87152

>>86759
i checked out this guy's YouTube channel and he's uploaded all the Sholicast episodes. he might be the male host but i'm not sure. his channel was created in 2010 so it's most likely not a bit.
https://www.youtube.com/@nubnuber/videos

 No.87153

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>>87152
oyyyyyy veyyyyyyyyyyyy oyyyyy gevalt

 No.87157

>>87152
this is insane, they talk about "watching things" and how some people "get into stuff" (actual quotes from the videos) at age of 10 or 12

 No.87171

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>>87152
This guy is just fucked in the head, definitely not a bit

 No.87174

File: 1748382215698-0.mp4 (1.05 MB, 360x640, pedotroon.mp4)

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>>87171
what are you going to do to him now that you have his full dox? this is a soyteen's dream come true, a literal pedophile admitting he's a pedo and gives out his name and address to you on a silver plate, now that this dream came true, what will you do with it now?

 No.87175

>>87174
Da cops obviously duh

 No.87176

>>87174
Swat xim

 No.87180

>>87174
This isn't the sharty

 No.87182

>>87175
>>87176
he said he's already spoken to the police, so any emergency calls about him would probably be dismissed as a false alarm. your best bet for putting him in jail would be having him arrested for owning drawn child pornography, as it MIGHT be illegal under U.S. federal law if we interpret "minor" as something which appears to be a child instead of something depicting a specific, identifiable child. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1466A
the cop in the this video flat out says "lolicon's illegal" https://youtu.be/whACbBa5pd0?si=6gNWdleb3cJnkdZm&t=1706

 No.87251

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>>85736
i want to marry Vera btw

 No.87252

this is so soyzellig.party!!!!!!!!!

 No.87260

Why is someone getting doxed and jannies not doing anything

 No.87265

Leakage above me

 No.87272

>>87260
he published that himself doe

 No.87281

>>87251
#HAGGANG 4EVA 🤘🤘🤘

 No.88235

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 No.88264

>>88235
someone jartify him

 No.88271

File: 1748778879205.png (3.14 MB, 2485x1397, AnticontACK.png)

>You don't understood me mame, me just likes kids for the joke!

 No.112336

>>112333
And another one bites the dust, see Zaryans, the problem always takes care of itself

 No.112343

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>>86759
>>87152
this guy got arrested two days ago for halting Wikipedia's NYC conference by storming the stage, pointing a gun at his head, and declaring that he wanted to kill himself.
>>112336
i added two more images of his arrest.

 No.112366

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>>112343
he apparently did it to protest shota and loli art being censored

 No.112367

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Cococucks this is your mindset

 No.112368

>>112343
Btw I still don't get how this guy was related to us or if it's just some funny SNCA a la kiwicuck

 No.112369

File: 1760903125901.gif (2.64 MB, 240x240, fat brapzilian shitskin si….gif)

>maneeee they banned my lolishota gemmies what the fugg MANE I was just gooning to them this is CENSORSHIP

 No.112495

>>112343
They should have just allowed him to do that.

 No.112773

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please ACK

 No.112896


 No.112902

>>112896
you should ACK like a good little troon

 No.112917

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I want to marry Mymy

 No.112918


 No.112919

File: 1761316836008.jpg (406.11 KB, 1281x1080, Maya.jpg)

I want to marry Maya

 No.112924

File: 1761317460436.webp (7.78 KB, 220x255, coco.webp)

I want to marry Coco

 No.112929

>>85736
the thread that revived nuzartee

 No.112960

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I want to marry and have a family with Vera

 No.112970

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>>112919
>>112924
>>112960
inb4 niggers fall for the bait award

 No.112983

>>112970
>le oldsoi tier gooning to minors is le bait
Nigga what? This is the worst bait made.

 No.113646

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 No.113708

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>>113646
whoa niggity nigger, what's this?

 No.113709

>>113646
Kaffer

 No.113710

>>113709
thought we wouldn't notice zez

 No.131348


 No.131354

>>85898
Mormonism is White Islam doebeit

 No.131376

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 No.131399

>>131376
Unbothered aryan lol rent free

 No.131469

>>131465
>>131466
>>131467
>>131468
clitty status?

 No.131471

>>131470
its… leaking

 No.131473

>>131472
when did i?

 No.131475

>>131474
you are clearly mad

 No.131633

File: 1777928376547.png (2.05 MB, 1618x1010, 14678 - artist_thomasvanwe….png)

>>85736
built for giving birth to an entire platoon's worth of children and having a loud, rambunctious, but ultimately satisfying and loving household for decades on end.

 No.131635

>>131633
>build for [long black bar]
insane dogwhistle

 No.131636

>>131635
obsessed with tbp

 No.131638

>>131633
>teen built for having babies
still pedophilic, jartycuck

 No.131696

>>131638
You are a fucking retard do I even need to explain why. Nigger, you're such a sperg, I'm not gonna sage this thread, let everyone see how much of a fool untermensch you are.

 No.131697


 No.131751

>>85736
Making this thread today would get you banned btw. New normal.

 No.131844

I want to marry Maya(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.131846

>>131844
Nigga what is this

 No.131847

File: 1778185093274.png (73.23 KB, 639x715, ClipboardImage.png)

>I want to marry… fat Maya…

 No.131848

>>131844
Third or forth time I've seen fat maya be posted on here.

 No.131849

>>131848
I remember each instance too, and they're also not the same image
Why are people obsessed with fat Maya? Faggots

 No.131851

>>131844
The mudslime pedo worshippers from /drenthe/ will tell you this was a gem and that jannies are banning fun

 No.131852

File: 1778185882669.jpg (221.03 KB, 1357x960, 1756566293526.jpg)

kill drenthepedos

 No.131853

File: 1778185889779.png (17.54 KB, 600x800, Mayaxister.png)

>be Maya
>thick as a dry broken stick
>still get pornverslawhatever obsessed with you enough to draw you fat

 No.131854

>>131851
Made up another Boogeyman again award

 No.131855

>>131844
This reminds me of that Maya belly rubbing shitstone made by huwabrap

 No.131856

>>131844
what was in the photo? other then fat Maya?

 No.131857

>>131855
There was another one made by cpt-pop thankfully we ultra doxed that nigger

 No.131859

>>131853
realistically sitting around all day and eating junk food would not make you skinny

 No.131860

>>131859
It's because Maya throws up what she eats
It also makes me wonder how neglectful are her parents for her to end up this way

 No.131861

>>131860
still unrealistic, nobody can engage in bulmia forever, lest their teeth rot and their throat get an acid burn.

 No.131863

>>131862
accidentally hit new reply before typing anything award

 No.131864

>>131859
>>131860
It could just be that she has a high metabolism.
I have one and despite eating a lot I barely have any fat on me.

 No.131865

>>131862
deleted their empty reply award

 No.131866

>>131863
Fuck my vantablack life

 No.131867

>>131861
Fic where Maya gets acid burns and rotting teeth and becomes worse and worse instead of becoming an alcoholic

 No.131868

>>131864
maybe
>>131866
kek
>>131867
why are there so many sadists here

 No.131877

>>131859
If she avoids meals and doesn't actually eat all that much, you could knock out a bag of chips and nothing else for about 1,300 calories per day, which would sustain a very low weight at her height.

 No.131879

>>131868
It's called kino and nuligs should learn to discern it from cute tranny coal Maya my wife
Mayaxisters should be sadists who want to kill themselves after killing Coco and Mymy

 No.131899

>>131633
>>131696
why are wignats on this site always obsessed pedophilic faggots

 No.131902

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>wignats

 No.131988

>>85758
Zellig is so centered around 3 mcs, every gooners are bound to think of this eventually

 No.131991

>>131899
Perbraps you should post more tbp racebait, that will show them!

 No.131993

>>131899
Marrying after 18 is not fucking pedophilia you stupidest neger

 No.131994

>>131993
Everyday is pedough or however I joined a year ago and spam woahjacks on social medias

 No.132049

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 No.132050

>>132049
Vera posters have one joke

 No.132051

>>132050
Veracucks are the ones who say "step on my dommy mommy"

 No.132054

>>132051
sisterpedo cope o algo

 No.132057

>>132054
One joke

 No.132282

>>85736
You will never be in a real relationship with Coco because Coco is not even real. There is no hidden future waiting for you, no chance encounter, no moment where fantasy suddenly becomes reality. You attached yourself to a character, a concept, an illusion, and somehow convinced yourself it meant something deeper than it actually did.

Every emotion you poured into it was one-sided from the very beginning, because there was never a real person there to return it. You built conversations, scenarios, and entire emotional connections in your own head, then acted as though they carried the weight of a genuine relationship. They don’t. At the end of the day, you are emotionally investing yourself into something fictional and expecting reality to reward you for it.

The people around you can see how absurd it looks. While everyone else is building actual experiences, meeting actual people, and living in the real world, you’re stuck obsessing over a fantasy that cannot love you back because it literally does not exist. No amount of attachment, loyalty, or obsession will ever change that basic fact.

You keep trying to blur the line between imagination and reality because reality is disappointing to you. It’s easier to cling to an idealized fiction than to deal with the unpredictability of real relationships and real human beings. Coco can never reject you personally, never argue with you, never stop being “perfect,” because Coco only exists in the form you created in your own mind.

But deep down you already know this attachment leads nowhere. There is no ending to it, no payoff, no future where the fantasy becomes tangible. Just endless repetition: revisiting the same thoughts, the same feelings, the same imaginary connection over and over while real life keeps moving without you.

Eventually you’ll realize you weren’t chasing love at all. You were chasing escape, escape from loneliness, disappointment, and the uncertainty of reality. And the more time you spend trapped in that illusion, the harder it becomes to reconnect with actual life, actual people, and relationships that genuinely exist outside your imagination.

 No.132283

>>132282
I knvvl

 No.132284

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>>132282
>>>85736 (OP)
>You will never be in a real relationship with Coco because Coco is not even real. There is no hidden future waiting for you, no chance encounter, no moment where fantasy suddenly becomes reality. You attached yourself to a character, a concept, an illusion, and somehow convinced yourself it meant something deeper than it actually did.
>
>Every emotion you poured into it was one-sided from the very beginning, because there was never a real person there to return it. You built conversations, scenarios, and entire emotional connections in your own head, then acted as though they carried the weight of a genuine relationship. They don’t. At the end of the day, you are emotionally investing yourself into something fictional and expecting reality to reward you for it.
>
>The people around you can see how absurd it looks. While everyone else is building actual experiences, meeting actual people, and living in the real world, you’re stuck obsessing over a fantasy that cannot love you back because it literally does not exist. No amount of attachment, loyalty, or obsession will ever change that basic fact.
>
>You keep trying to blur the line between imagination and reality because reality is disappointing to you. It’s easier to cling to an idealized fiction than to deal with the unpredictability of real relationships and real human beings. Coco can never reject you personally, never argue with you, never stop being “perfect,” because Coco only exists in the form you created in your own mind.
>
>But deep down you already know this attachment leads nowhere. There is no ending to it, no payoff, no future where the fantasy becomes tangible. Just endless repetition: revisiting the same thoughts, the same feelings, the same imaginary connection over and over while real life keeps moving without you.
>
>Eventually you’ll realize you weren’t chasing love at all. You were chasing escape, escape from loneliness, disappointment, and the uncertainty of reality. And the more time you spend trapped in that illusion, the harder it becomes to reconnect with actual life, actual people, and relationships that genuinely exist outside your imagination.

 No.132286

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>>85736
OP have you tried making a Coco?
OP have you tried summoning Coco?
OP have you tried talking to women and finding the one most similar to Coco?
OP have you tried going schizo?
OP have you tried praying to God, so that he can send you a Coco?
OP have you tried meeting a woman and raising your daughter to be like Coco and then die due to a "lightning strike"?
OP have you tried manifesting Coco into reality?
OP have you tried appreciating Coco, what she stands for, and how she would wish for you to be your best self?
OP have you tried projecting Coco into reality?
OP have you tried becoming trans and becoming like Coco?
OP have you tried dimension-hopping into one of the Ongezellig universes?
OP have you tried frankensteining a Coco into reality?
OP have you tried becoming a scientist, who majors in biology and making a Coco?
OP have you tried hallucinating Coco into reality and stop taking your MEDs?

 No.132292

>>132286
OP ascended to an elevated state of being after summoning a Coco tulpa btw

 No.132297

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>>132282
wordswordswords
2d foids > 3d foids

 No.132298

File: 1778552342727.png (45.87 KB, 500x461, friendship.png)

>2d foids > 3d foids

 No.132302

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>>132286
OP answer my questions.

 No.132512

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>>132298
>>132297
>2D foids are better than 3D foids even though they are literally just the same but drawn

 No.132513

>>132512
Well 2D women are usually funnier, prettier, more unique, less hypergamous etc

 No.132515

>>132513
I found 3D women with the same quantity. where are you getting your 3D women from?

 No.132631

>>132513
well 2d women aren’t real so you’re gooning to something that isn’t real geg

 No.132666

>i wants ta marry da 16 yer old girl mayneee im trans btw

 No.132722

>>132051
>>132050
>>132049
Verafags are just Mistatocucks except Vera is twice her age.

 No.132808

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>>85736 Dude, she's a minor and she also has a lot of psychological problems. (LARP): If you marry her, you'll probably end up like those guys from that 2014 series whose name I can't remember. 🤔🙄😆

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