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R: 388 / I: 137

/coco/ general

Post Coco images
R: 29 / I: 5
ZOOT, BOB, DOBKUN IS TRYING TO DDOS THE ZARTY
R: 133 / I: 19
I love you Maya… you will always be my shiny little gem… I wish i could just give you a hug and show you just how much i love you, how much i care for you, how much i think about you. my love for you truly goes as far as it goes. you're my star, my perfect silence Maya…..
R: 15 / I: 4
How would you get Vera to like you if you were the student?
R: 696 / I: 393
I'm cooking something guys, wait for this gem
R: 11 / I: 9
The perfect ongezellig sparta remix
R: 29 / I: 4

newfag questions

newGOD here, i stumbled upon this wonderful community and it has given me nothing my happiness, however, I still have some questions
1. how do you change the color of the text?
2. why does niggerstone like agugu exist?
3. why are mayafags either cool or troon pedophilles?
4. how do you dox someone?
R: 5 / I: 1
FROG ALARM 🚩🚩🚩🚩
FIXING TEAM HELP! 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱
R: 33 / I: 15
>You should like, make AI slop to appease your jewish overlords, or something yeah.
>*send*
https://aistudio.google.com/
R: 1 / I: 0
Ongezellig on Dailyjak
R: 64 / I: 20

/Sing/

Post lyrics and song suggestions below and I will cover them all with my trans-affirming voice of zoiets
R: 11 / I: 0

What are the specs of Maya's PC

You WILL help me find out the answer of this
Maya has a 16:9 monitor this can be inferred via the fact the anime she was watching has black bars and is probably 4:3
The earliest snapshot of The Sims 4 shows it requires 4 gbs https://web.archive.org/web/20200619003457/https://store.steampowered.com/app/1222670/The_Sims_4/ to run implying she has beyond 4 gbs
Combined with her operating system being Windows 10 which in 2019 required 2 gbs http://web.archive.org/web/20190719013054/https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/windows-10-specifications we can imply she has 8 gbs of ram n sheit
She has the Brave browser installed which the base enigne Chromium requires 16gbs to have a good experience https://archive.ph/9fv2D Meaning she probably has 16 gbs of ram
Onto GPU, using Steam Hardware Survey (since she has Steam software installed) http://web.archive.org/web/20190707174637/https://store.steampowered.com/hwsurvey/videocard/ She most likely had the Nvidia GTX 1060 6GB as it was the most popular graphics card at that time along with it's cheap price of $250 dollars https://archive.ph/9EXrw
I'm to lazy to write anything more
R: 20 / I: 5
Please disable the namefield, this place is even more like a discord server than it usually is.
R: 1 / I: 0
marge why did this roller coaster game steal Studio Massa's pfp?
R: 26 / I: 4

If ongezellig was set in America

The Schoppenboers are a lower middle class family who live in Chicago, Illinois in a predominantly black neighborhood. Their 3 children Maya, Mymy And Coco are enrolled at the local public school which is filled with Niggers who do not care about education

>Mymy is a Mexican who as a child who crossed the Mexican border with her family but later got separated from them and adopted by a new white family. she is a heckin' based America First Trad-Cath crusader who larps as white and wears a blonde wig and blue contacts to sell this lie, her skin is also lighter than the average Mexican due to her spending all of her time inside her room playing Modded Hoi4 and watching Spic Fuentes edits on chinktok.

<Maya is the only white child in the family and is antisocial and disconnected from her two sisters. she spends even more time than Mymy inside her room and she spends most of it talking to AI chatbots,, listening to nightcore remixes of 2010s pop songs on jewtube, and watching anime. she's a self-proclaimed leftist but harbors a hidden resentment against other races due to both her two sisters and the constant annoyance she has to endure from the niggers at her Chicago public school
^Coco is a nigger who was adopted as a baby. she is not as annoying as other black women due to being raised in a functional white house-hold with both parents present but she is still very outgoing and loud while not being mean. she has trouble relating to her sisters interests but she loves them deeply. she usually spends her free time watching Tv, listening to Nigger Rap, Going to friends houses to talk and getting fried chicken from KFC
R: 1241 / I: 625

Shitpost thread or smth

Post Ongezellig shitposts, memes and anything funny related to ongezellig.
R: 13 / I: 9

Cuddle with Black Maya

<Come here cute white boi don't you want some dark chocolate?
(Pats next to her on the sofa and puts a hand on her chest, her long eye lashes bashing)
R: 6 / I: 0
Meow
R: 1 / I: 0
Mymyr from.selling or something like that yeah
R: 63 / I: 25

Gemmy gems you VILL READ!!!

I recently dove cock first into fanfictions, most of them are vantablack niggerhell, but these are gemmies that YOU VVILL READ

Death & Reborn: A bone-chilling, spine-tingling, genre-redefining, character-driven ZEMERALD of Maya failing to ACK herself after feeling guilty for BEATING THE CLITTY OUT OF COCO or something: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62666986/chapters/160421989

Reunion: Takes place 10 years after the pilot or something with the family reuniting o algo, and Coco and Mymy get Maya to stop being a CLITTYCELL and go outside: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64015864/chapters/164218912

Hoi Maya: Maya ACKed herself and Coco keeps writing letters to her cause SHE WON'T TAKE HER MEDS!!!!!: https://archiveofourown.org/works/67132486

EVERYTHING ELSE I EITHER HAVEN'T READ OR IS VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE!!!!!
R: 147 / I: 49
ongezellig if it was good
R: 135 / I: 40

Cuddle with Vera

<Come here sweetie! (Pats next to her on the couch)
R: 686 / I: 644
Reposting zellig art from the Shemmy because someone is being a SLF and not sharing them here
R: 127 / I: 39
I'm in love with mymy but I relate to maya the most, my brain is a margerald
Mymy is genuinely just so adorable and hecking chuddy, I literally pretend to cuddle with her every night as I go to sleep, I cry knowing she ain't real
But I also kinda like maya because I'm a lonely ass nigger with no irl friends or anything and I can't talk in public to anyone at all
So when I think more about mymy, the more I want a gf, which makes me more sad and lonely, and then makes me relate to maya, like some weird cycle
What do? Why did massa have to make the chud and the incel seperate characters, makes no sense to a lonely chud like me.
R: 4 / I: 1
does anyone have this image of massa except he's giga?
R: 121 / I: 36
let's add annotations to ongezellig
https://youtation.com/watch?v=-tt2ZmH-3uc
R: 8 / I: 4
You may fund yourself, working at a Studio Massa
And you may fund yourself, in another channel on Massadownie
And you may fund yourself, behind the greatest animation on Youtube since ASDF
And you may fund yourself, in an Ongezellig thread, with a lot of paypig art
And you may trust yourself, well, how did Sam get so rich?
R: 4 / I: 1

mensen uit Nederland

Zijn er echte mensen uit Nederland hier in Soyzellig, Ik weet dat de meerderheid van de menses hier geen Nederlands is, dus ik ben benieuwd weie dat is.

En ik ben zlef geen Nederlands persoon mar ik vind het taal daar heel geweldig
R: 47 / I: 10

How is Massa so good?

No seriously, how did one nigga in his bedroom manage to make Ongezellig's beautiful Disney-Pixar level art, animation, and music? Is he a professional?
R: 5 / I: 0
>The thing is, I'm a Zaryan, my friends are Zaryans and I'm actually- I actually make animations and art for the Zaryan community.
<And that always why you turn off your fucking computer whenever I walk in, that's why you always turn off your monitor?
>Uhh… that's another thing… I kinda uhh watch porn, relating to highschool girls..
<WHAT? WHAT??
>It's called 'zelling.
<WHAT?? WHAT ARE YOU- WHAT?!? Are you fucking with me?
>No, it's called 'zelling dad.
<Shut the fuck up.
>It's called 'zelling, okay! It's a natural thing!
<You're fucking with me, I know it!
>No!! I'm not!!
<There is no w-oh my god.. there is no way..
>It's-It's called 'zelling dad it's-it's something every Zaryan does, okay?
<Every..Okay. So, you're not a homosexual, you're a fucking a pedophile, okay!
>NOO!
R: 8 / I: 3
>killed by niggers award
R: 9 / I: 6
Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and I'm here to inform you that my favorite 'zellig girl is Maya.
R: 41 / I: 8
2025 is soon ending, and I’m afraid it felt like just yesterday I was celebrating new years. I just wish I could be with Mymy and live happily with her instead I’m so fucking tired of living without her especially since my whole family calls me sick in the head for loving her. It’s just a bit rough right now zaryans.
R: 1 / I: 0

Hoi May-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Can somebody please find or make a drawing of Maya beating the shit out of Coco please
R: 10 / I: 7

Niggers this, Niggers that - general

Nigger please!

Post aryan niggas
R: 2 / I: 0
5 months until Ϫ
R: 20 / I: 5

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Vera and Maya.

The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of dutch physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Vera's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Grunge Punk Music, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Vera and Maya truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Vera's signature move "na de les, mijn kantoor," which itself is a cryptic reference to Nirvana's Pacific-Northwest song come as you are I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated belgians scratching their heads in confusion as Alice In Chains's genius unfolds itself on their televisieschermen. What fritzls… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Vera and Maya tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
R: 54 / I: 27

jiggie.fun thread

Solve puzzles or something
https://jiggie.fun/zellig (permanent link, may make temporary rooms later)
R: 24 / I: 5

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
R: 7 / I: 2

these fucking pedotroons in operation ongezellig make me wanna ACK!!!

these fucking pedotroons in operation ongezellig make me wanna ACK!!!
R: 29 / I: 12

mayafags are brimstone striaght from niggerhell

if maya went onto the sharty and saw the fags that like her, she wouldn't hesitate to 'ACK herself. i seriously don't understand the appeal of raping someone who's depressed
R: 48 / I: 10
Sharty has had its own cytube for years now
How about we make our own
This will boost activity
R: 105 / I: 34

Finishing what Massa didn't

ITT we actually complete the illustration ideas that Massa never did because he's a SLF. SOME of these were made but it would be ary- I mean gemmy to see the rest, any artstyle goes

>Vera trying to open a peanutbutter jar

>Coco practicing karate
>What Vera does on a saturday night
>Mymy or Coco in cooking class
>Maya cosplays as Senpai's waifu
>Mymy falls off her scooter
>Coco drinks chocolate milk
>Coco takes a computer course
>Coco as Witcher
>Zoey playing Bass
>Maya at the hairdresser
>Zombie Coco
>Coco doing lab work
>Mymy dressed as Peni Parker
>Mymy making a Valentines Day card for Kaptien Koek
>Mymy eating seminola pudding
>Stan and Roos Ice Skating
>Vera gives Cleo guitar lessons
>Maya paintballing
>Maya on a schooltrip to the zoo
>Maya making a snow devil
R: 11 / I: 2

Zellig Mandela Effects

Does zellig (and to an extent its broader community) have any Mandela effects?
<Schizo marge space
Basically the mandela effect is when everyone thought a nigger died ealier, but (((in reality))) the nigger died later. some schizoARYANs say that this heccin theory is valid and that somehow interdimensional kikes did some a24 kino time travel back to the future and changed everything.
R: 9 / I: 5
>Hoi Maya!
R: 1 / I: 0

We lost

It's…over
R: 11 / I: 3
What the hell is "zelligtoilet"?
R: 8 / I: 1
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1xzwPeSEYL bilibili has lots of gems
maybe we can get chinese immigrants to boost pph
R: 10 / I: 3
>w-was that the bite of 87…
R: 8 / I: 1

everything ongezellig gets put on hold

>finds cool thing called "Ongezellig"
>really likes it
>its been cancelled
>cry
>find this place
>discover "The (On)gezellige Zusters
>gets really excited
>its been put on hold
R: 24 / I: 2
So why is zellig so popular in east Europe?
R: 131 / I: 53
‘Zellig it up
https://www.theinkedlink.com/voting
(Guide on how to mass vote here https://wiki.soyjak.st/The_Inked_Link)
R: 139 / I: 32

We're all gonna make it

I lift for Mymy
R: 54 / I: 8
Do (you) remember the Mymy toilet video?
R: 11 / I: 3

Brown faggot talks about us

https://youtu.be/dH2Q8xNrKvc
Reelcacas… This is your mindset
R: 5 / I: 1

AI slop fooled me for the first time

just found out this amazing image was actually AI slop! Noooooooooooooooooooooo
R: 6 / I: 3

Stickers for shilling.

Alright, I made two versions of the sticker!

First one should be the "SFW" version
The second one is the "NSFW Ö " version

The sticker itself is 4x4 (4k px x 4k px) large and uses CMYK (so that it can be printed and look good).
I am not sure if the printing will look good, so somebody has to test them out.

The QR code take you to a magical place where all dreams come true.

I am also not sure if the texts will be readble, but it should be large enough.

The face of Mymy looks a bit weird, but I hope it isn't too much of a problem.

Let me know what you think : the good, the bad and the ugly.
R: 29 / I: 18
gemmy gifs thread
R: 60 / I: 23
i made a group on the 'blox around the start of this year, if you're interested in ongezellig (which (You) obviously are) feel free to join, we don't do raids or anything.
>
www.roblox.com/groups/33640172
R: 58 / I: 17

Operation team Fort Bourtange 2

A day ago somebody suggested to shill our beloved Dutch cartoon to streamers, to which my suggestion about shilling it to zesty jesus got a bit of attention since he is the most based tf2tuber. I d also like to add that tf2 community infamously likes throwing a lot of money at their favorite game, so if we reach success Massa may actually get payed for once. Zesty posts stream announcements to his disscord usually a day before, so I recommend joining and waiting until a stream gets announced. Then we all collectively join pre stream, and suggest watching 'Zellig, please act like normal people, we don't want him to think we are payed shilling bots, and ban or ignore us. If he actually watches it, it's an instant win, he is THE type of guy to like it, and have 0 problems with the community.
De cord: https://discord.gg/2xVsvG96Cq
'Tube:
https://youtube.com/@ZestyJesus?si=M-IGVR0EgMpiDe55
If you dislike the idea, please suggest a different guy.
P.s:
If AsocialInDutch reads this, remember, if we work together, we might both win, you and /co/ are not the only ones busy with shilling, not everything related to chuds is bad.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR HIS SHIT OPINIONS)
R: 87 / I: 32
Coco will always be the best sister btw any other opinion is federal-backed brimstone
R: 127 / I: 34
Homunculus Maya
R: 2 / I: 0
rare 'cordnigger gemerald
R: 3 / I: 2
GEM ALERT also the creator of this said xey would make deel 7 if this gets to 100,000 views PROBALLY an empty promise but it deserves more attention >though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TTt3Dynx24
R: 12 / I: 1

Moon Man Revival 2025

We should all make an effort to revive Moon Man on Instagram Reels.

Moon Man is legendary, only OG's remember him.

If we revive Moon Man he could be the face of a new movement, Just hear me out.
R: 34 / I: 10

new peeb game

i made a zellig game, play it NOW

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1188493710
R: 1 / I: 1
New songeralds, let's rejoice at these new musical tracks
https://youtu.be/9z_THjHuSRQ (in case the embed doesn't work)
R: 61 / I: 29
Is there any fanart of the girls being older then they are in the show???
R: 46 / I: 15
someone draw our BLACK QUEEN Cleo there https://wplace.live/
R: 6 / I: 0
dnb site
R: 2 / I: 1
binding of ‘zellig
R: 92 / I: 27

Gussy dusty?

Is gussy like some twitter fag with weird shit I don't know about? Started following him a day ago and people were calling him coal on here.
R: 4 / I: 0
You guys suck at ppf. Stop dithering everything
>
R: 171 / I: 32
Deel 1 Aflevering 2 kino by onion dweller just dropped
R: 21 / I: 8
kill terra
R: 5 / I: 1

Where can I find official info about characters?

Hi I'm new to Ongezellig and I'm wondering where I can get more info on the characters and stuff. Like I see people talk about Eiko and their parents and stuff but I haven't seen them in the show. Thanks in advance)
R: 149 / I: 27

My OC

Hey guys! I wanted to share an OC I made, his name is Jamal and he's from Libya, I wanted to give Coco a boyfriend!
R: 19 / I: 7
<Kiki my good friend I pinky promise you that there is buried treasure underneath Maya's bed. Dig a hole straight to the center of the earth and I swear on my mama's soul blud that you will find it.
>I'll do it, but Mymy if I dig this hole and I find out this is actually just a ploy so you can kill Maya like how you made me dig a 12,000 meter deep hole underneath Yana's bed then I'll have your bloodied corpse mounted on my ship's figure head (as soon as I can get it out of the museum)
<Yes kiym yes
R: 91 / I: 0

Write a story but only one word at a time

Mymy
R: 0 / I: 0
>tuning into the zooru every night for the daily wave of roughly 100 new posts
R: 3 / I: 0
lol, lmao even
R: 14 / I: 5

Are niggers zarty culture?

Do you like ém?
R: 0 / I: 0
if this post gets 1 reppy mods have to add a 'zelligtoilet board
R: 19 / I: 3

IMPARTANT

https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4986803.html
you VILL defend zellig while I go to sleep
R: 4 / I: 1

neo nazi people in the community

why are there so many neo nazis in the ongezellig community?
R: 13 / I: 1
Ik miss 2023, Ongezellig was so gezellig back then (of zoiets). What memories do you have from those times?
P.s. if you're older and remember things from 2018-2022 it would be also nice to hear about them
R: 19 / I: 4
Obsessed Gegerald found on /soy/
R: 4 / I: 2
why is it so unbearably soul shattering to watch puppy torture videos but no effect when its human children? both are done with purely malicious intent to innocent beings who don't deserve it, but watching kittens and puppies get tortured hurt more to look at. what are the psychological implications of this?
R: 63 / I: 14

cocofrog

It's 6AM. As usual, Maya spent the entire night browsing threads. She is lying on the bed, crying, feeling a void in her heart.
>Hoi M- Maya!? What happened Maya? Is everything all right?
Maya is sobbing, and with a shaky voice she replies:
<How could you do this to your sister? I always knew your kindness was a facade… *sobs* B-but I'm not offended anymore, I'm heartbroken, you're so cold to me Coco. WHY?
Maya bursts into tears.
>What are you talking about Maya?
Coco answered, puzzled by her statement.
<You say the most vile words against me, roleplaying as that frog..
>Maya.. are you spending time on that site again? O nee…
Coco puts her hand on Maya's shoulder, and in a gentle manner she says:
>Maya, even though I'm your adopted sister, I will always love you like a true sister. I want to see you happy, you're saddening me…
Her words pierce Maya's chilled and wounded heart.
Maya leans into her for a hug, her tears and sobs turning into a cry of repentance under the warmth of sisterly love. In this embrace there was enough love to flood the entire Netherlands.
There were no words uttered after this, for they were useless. As the sun rose, so did her hope of a better life rise.
^
With this newfound strength, Maya decided to pursue a healthier lifestyle, all with the help of her beloved sister Coco.
^
After taking care of her malnourished and weakened body. She has found herself thirsting for a much bigger purpose, one that nothing in this world could fulfill. She remembered seeing an Orthodox edit in her countless all-nighters, so she became curious, since it was so different from the watered down churches she was used to seeing. But that is a different story.
^
The end.
R: 17 / I: 1
coco and cleo have the same pose, could this mean that coco = cleo = subhuman?
R: 13 / I: 4
Zaryans, our stuff is making incredibly huge numbers on ChinkTok of all places, we're talking 100k+ views, I think we're on the verge of absolute Total Social Media Domination. But what will happen after that?
This isn't isolated to us, it's also happening to the streety and broader soy culture, if we weren't mainstream before, we are now
R: 5 / I: 0
Normalsoi zellig sympathizer here. Why haven't ziggers at least tried to do do what frogcucks have done? In 2023 you were making IAS edits and poking fun at nusois in the same way, but now all the 4 of you left do is spam moeraisin and agugu pedoslopon on nuqway. Do better
>
R: 18 / I: 2

why dont you make an alternative?

well, zaryans
zellig is dying, the expert(php) says
and there's nothing to do since we're not joows
means we DONT have cash to burn. but
its NOT over! we HAVE time and talent(zems) to waste
even, we CAN DO BETTER! it can be ours, zaryans own show. dempolwords, but a trVthnuke (meds)

or else, the best shot xe fanz can do is to a dead body

so why dont ""we"" create and animate a new title called "asocial" (or originalé gemified name, 3girlz1zeacher) or somethin'
and stop feeding a selfish little jew instead? chudgunner can do muzic for free and shieet

i dont know, let just find a way. self-insert me could try myzelf but i touched grass (schools(n(artrelated))) but you can! even copying the full series couldnt charge anyone, instead of editz. zoot can lead and share on zpva for instance. just like creating deel 7
for independence, UNITE!

snca: im no zaryan, o algo. just a traveler who though that would be le zood idea. im coco btw.
R: 9 / I: 5
Jeet this side, long time no see soyzellig.
Anyways Swatantrata Diwas ki Hardik Shubkamnaye❤️❤️ Happy Independence Day. 🇮🇳🇮🇳
R: 68 / I: 22
Maya has been a room for a week. What is she doing.
R: 15 / I: 0
how to save the zarty
>get a group of zaryans together who know how to do basic video editing and voiceover work
>start making goyslop video essays about SNCA like "ths sad decline of minecraft" or anything else that will make troons and cacas watch it
>Do this until you've saved up a decently large amount of money
>approach massa saying that you would be willing to pay him for some new deels
>make sure to emphasize that they should be similar to the original 6. no retcons about mymy being a leftist or coco having a black boyfriend or anything like that
>tell him to not post them to youtube and make them only accessible through the zarty or related sites (i.e zartywiki or zartybooru) so that there isnt a influx of troons and normgroids into the community
This would take a while but seeing how videos about SNCA goyslop gets millions of views its not impossible
R: 31 / I: 9
NEW HECKIN' VIDEO ESSAY IN WHICH WE APPEAR IN
YOU WILL WATCH IT