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R: 24 / I: 4
Did you know that the Z in Ongezellig stands for Zoey?
R: 1412 / I: 600
ITT we'll post random xitteralds we've found.
R: 9 / I: 4
New art from Lidly
R: 118 / I: 22
Hello zaryans
R: 2 / I: 0
i cant sleep
R: 41 / I: 6
>the first ongezellig VN comes out
>it's yurislop foidslop problematic media class of 09 with yana and the characters barely resemble their personality and looks made by a 13 year old
how will we ever recover…
R: 19 / I: 5
zelligcucks…
R: 101 / I: 27
>Open up Xitter
>Coal in the feed

Many such cases
R: 17 / I: 2
new jewtuber reaction video has been released

https://youtu.be/-2FYXVupzxU?si=EOo0iTM2oM2PdVK8

I say we gem up the comment section on this bfdiNIGGER
R: 11 / I: 2

Ik ben het maar piano

I can sight read the beginning but the faster parts are harder. give me like 2 weeks and ill record a video of myself playing it
playing this arrangement
https://musescore.com/user/77730487/scores/25414891
R: 5 / I: 2
hey boss
R: 102 / I: 64

ITT post copypastas (spoiler if too spicy or something)

I want to make Maya play Outlast or Amnesia when she's really tense and on edge I want to suddenly grab her sides and shout "BOO!".

I want to put my arms around Maya and ask her to tell me how her day went and she would talk to me for a few minutes about how shitty her day was before she starts to cry a little and I have to comfort her by gently stroking her head and saying that it's okay to feel shitty and that we all have bad days and that it's going to get better soon.

I want to hold Maya in my arms while she goes on some autistic rant about the lore of her favorite anime or whatever slop she watches for a few hours while I gently stroke her hair until she gets bored or tired.

I want to tightly hug Maya while we watch a movie together and eventually she just gets a little sleepy and she rests her head on my chest before falling asleep while I gently caress her.

If I played a game with Maya and I won she would immediately break down crying and curl up in a ball and call herself a pathetic retard and I have to comfort her by giving her a hug and telling her that it's alright and that she's not a retard.
R: 4 / I: 0

Fuck musescore

A few weeks ago I found this musical arrangement of Ik ben het maar, but the jews at musescore won't let you download the song without paying. So I just transcribed the whole piece for all zayrians to enjoy.
Original arrangement: https://musescore.com/user/54683949/scores/24571981
R: 2146 / I: 736

/maya/

Post mayas
R: 55 / I: 18
made a new 'jak and an OC 'toss of the second best BWCzellig girl, i hope you like it
R: 95 / I: 36
i am going to create tboi versions of all ‘zellig characters plus extras, here are isaac versions of the main girls (evan doe i made a thread like two months ago)
R: 24 / I: 2
Where were you when this historic moment happened right here on the zarty?
R: 67 / I: 23

/yana/

Post yanas
R: 5 / I: 1
i love maya
R: 13 / I: 4

Yet another raped nigger

ONIIGOTSTYLE

Aliases
wifeyvoo
warderic01
ChaoticGamer00
saikuonii
your_boyt_00

Crimes
Drew 'zellig porn

Lives in Atlanta, Georgia, one of the nicer suburbs too
https://files.catbox.moe/vp4j5g.png

Real name
Eric Ward

Born July 31st, 200X

Email
warderic01@gmail.com

IP
66.87.132.131

Twitter
https://x.com/ONIIGOTSTYLE

DeviantArt
https://www.deviantart.com/wifeyvoo

Newgrounds
https://wifeyvoo.newgrounds.com/

Strawpage
https://wifeyvoo.straw.page/

Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/your_boyt_00

Reddit
https://www.reddit.com/u/saikuonii
R: 22 / I: 4

Sir

why do soo many people love maya? she probably smells bad.
but mymy…. mmmmm so small and sweet, she takes care of herself i bet
R: 7 / I: 1
I know there aren't any women here but can we PLEASE get someone to make some asmr zellig (roleplay) videos that aren't this bullshit
R: 66 / I: 31

Spot The 'zellig a.k.a. /zellig_on_da_log/

Mission:
Whenever we see somebody with a zellig picture in youtube comments or anywhere else, we report it here.

This guy was on this youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eKeKaXqNHg&ab_channel=SomeNobody

Go boost him in the name of the zellig empire
R: 92 / I: 29
freshest toss
R: 156 / I: 50

fanart thread?

i made this today. anyone else make some ongezellig fanart recently?
R: 442 / I: 65
Deel 1 Aflevering 2 kino by onion dweller just dropped
R: 444 / I: 232

/sharty/ art thread

Looks like people are picking up 'zellig again and making art about it, so just post any 'lig related art from the 'party if you happen to stumble upon it
>but le datamining
Don't post or use mobile data while lurking
R: 78 / I: 14
What websites do you people use daily? I actually don't use that many websites, so I'll start.

1. This site
It's self-explanatory. A chill place, been here for almost two years.
2. rDrama.net
A comfy site. Not to be associated with the retarded site WPD, despite sharing the same mascot. By the way, did you know rDrama created the mascot? As long as you don't post stupid stuff like "I want to kill black people", you won't get banned. You can even say the n-word, and one of the two admins is a chud. It also has a fair share of fans from different communities, including some 'zellig fans, and it even has 'zellig emojis!

Basically, it's Reddit if it was good.

3. KF

It's full of annoying people, but there are some cool things there! Reading lolcow threads will never get old. Although Null is more of a lolcow than the people the site documents at this point… However, I wouldn't avoid it at all. It has gems on it
R: 330 / I: 120

San Diego Shooter Steam Profile

TCOAAL and Ongezellig fan

Combination straight from hell
R: 4 / I: 1
hi
R: 27 / I: 11

Xitterfags don't even know agugu geg

agugu wabag
R: 11 / I: 2
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-2FYXVupzxU
new nigger reaction video just dropped
R: 272 / I: 103

cleo

post your cleos here
R: 5 / I: 0
https://youtu.be/UGPIoubMT04
Gemmy vid. Ik ben het maar plays at 5:37 and Maya shows up at 5:42 but this video is clearly about how comfort characters are only meant to be representative, not to be emulated. Also he says faggot like twice geg
R: 52 / I: 12
Hello my fellow zaryans. Where is the next shooting going to take place?
R: 31 / I: 8
zaryans how do i stop being an obese chud
R: 27 / I: 2
>mfw my A10, Blonde, Evrocentric Agarthan master is out there working my own race to death knowing he'll come home and spoil me with xis BWC
R: 8 / I: 1
i have 2 rifles now (1 is a .177, the 2nd is a .22) the .177 has a silencer while the .22 doesn't so its loud ASF (air pump guns btw)
R: 8 / I: 1
sayonara soyzellig.party! till we meet again!
R: 16 / I: 6
https://
open.substack.com/pub/eshoeteric
/p/shooterism-an-emergent-religion
The evil hacker nazi shooter cartoon that hates jews and is evil and bigoted
R: 30 / I: 4
you have to be a very effeminate man or a genuine unironic woman to still like this show
R: 3 / I: 0
https://x.com/THE_W4LL_/status/2067433113152573912
Times Square Japsterdam edition just dropped, wat nou zaryans?
R: 221 / I: 54

Maya Email List

Lost lore was dropped in Massacord. Apparently the email used in Maya's Sweet 16 was real and would sign you up for a mailing list of emails sent by 'Maya' throughout 2018-19 if you emailed it. Here's all of them: pastebin com/raw/pjKNDq8C

Happy birthday Maya…
I'm full of love.
R: 4 / I: 0

is this board still a replacement for /raid/?

I'm looking through old posts on the overboard and I see one of zoot going "im gay and also /raid/ is being moved to /zellig/ or something"
R: 4 / I: 4
(you) need to remember that MYMY VVON I felt like I needed to remind /zellig/ about how keyed and gemmy Mymy is. Mymy carried the show, Mymy is the chuddy girl she best embodies the chuddy keyed side of the fandom, which is ours. Without Mymy we would never have been here, I wouldn't sit here and type on this website because it wouldn't exist. WIthout /her/ Ongezellig would be some total SNCA buried in the deepest pits of reddit and 4cuck. So I ask to (you) if you think Mymy is the worst character and wish for her to have never been, would you also never want zellig to be picked up by chuds?

MYMY VVON
TOTAL MYMY VICTORY
R: 16 / I: 3

Mymys vacation in california!

she went to six flags and then went to the beach with us
R: 114 / I: 39

Nupooner gegbvll

I've found this pooner that leaks at us and is easily irritated by things we do
You WILL edit her artwork to be chuddy
You WILL make soys of the girls hanging pooners (we have little of those)
You WILL make this pooner realize her she WILL NEVER be a man
>
R: 16 / I: 5
male version of 'zellig
R: 8 / I: 1

I found the sharty and ongezellig through this site

One day, I was at school bored, and I went on this "alt Chans" search site. I was clicking through shit (I also found crystal.cafe there) and I thought the site name was interesting so I clicked on it. I was so confused at first, but I watched ongezellig later that day and I actually really liked it so I stayed. Most people discover ongezellig first and then go to this site, but for me it was the other way around
R: 20 / I: 2
would you watch zellig if it took place in 2026 Netherlands
R: 2 / I: 1
>Playing Total War: Rome
R: 13 / I: 7
Along with this heckin' chuddy agarthan hyperborean gemerald that time travelled to this Zoot forsaken here, I found attached to the same guy who made this a vibecoded chudwheel site spinner
https://trasselvardias.neocities.org/imagespinner
So no more needing to use keyframes to manually spin your pngs
R: 18 / I: 5

shittiest iceberg ever on ongezellig

-9 minute iceberg
-explains what the show and 4chan is
-explains nothing else
-ends iceberg by quick menton of an random shitpost which he describes as "its pretty wierd i think…. And i don't know what it means"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24ClT6KyeAE
this nigga made the shitiest iceberg video ever
here are some points he made
the episodes are called deels (no shit really)
maya has social anxiety(as if it isnt in the fucking title)
mymy wears a wig (this nigga is not real how stupid is this man)
maya is adopted what (this is just wrong)

conclusion this guy is actually a fucking retard i know damnwell he didnt even watch the show he asked google ai to summarize it and ended up fetching shitposts from 4chan dont support these niggas please.
R: 5 / I: 1
There was a Soyparta thread once but I couldn't find it, what I did find was this hidden gemmy channel from a 'jakker, there's even a remix of nojak
R: 13 / I: 1

I had a dream about Maya and mymy

So in my dream, massa made a new episode, but I also experienced it in first person view. I was at school or something and we were on the stairs. I saw mymy and then I saw Maya by the gate of the school. I told mymy that Maya was there, and she started saying hi to her, but Maya got scared and left the building. I followed her, and this guy, probably 2 years older than her, picked her up. He kissed her and mymy saw and got really upset. we followed her because they ran out of the school, then we caught up to her boyfriend and we asked him what was going on, and then yeah the episode ended I woke up
R: 83 / I: 46
big ol eyes
R: 4 / I: 0
<do
>nuligs
^really?
R: 6 / I: 1

Does anyone know what animation program ongezellig was made on

I don't think it's adobe animate, it could be toonboom harmony but im not too sure. does anyone know?
R: 89 / I: 20
does anyone know how to get a girlfriend?
R: 13 / I: 1

question

would mymy, maya and coco be considered a "foid"?
R: 19 / I: 4
>maya is literally me
R: 46 / I: 16
what would ongyzellig look like if it was made in Ohio instead of dutcherlands
R: 91 / I: 21

/v/

The Schoolocaust game is already 1 year old, I think it deserves an update
R: 16 / I: 3

garry's mod thread

make this in Gmod. it's coal but it was fun to make.
R: 50 / I: 4
made nu mymy
R: 29 / I: 13
New Update: Zarty brings you:
+Gems
R: 35 / I: 14

My SNCA WWE Fantasy Spergerald

I am a fan of wrestling and began to wonder:
>what the sisters' moveset would be if they were professional wrestlers?
This is simply assuming that each of the girls in in proper shape and are all athletically capable of wrestling in a professional setting. Saying shit like "Coco would win because she's strong" do not apply here because this is a scenario where they are all strong, and simply have different ways of fighting!
Also I'm calling their moves based on what they are currently called in order to prevent confusion, but I might come back and name them.
The Moves in
>Green
are shown in the images here
<Wrestlingspace
Maya:
Would probably be the most agile considering her thinness and her great speed. Would likely wear their opponent down by making opponents chase her, wearing down their stamina until they're easy targets for various moves until they are unable to fight back.
Signature 1: Running Knee
Signature 2: Shooting Star Press
Submission: Ankle Lock
>Finisher: Tornado DDT
<Wrestlingspace
Coco:
Probably the strongest in brute power. Would win by manhandling opponents until they simply cannot fight back
Signature 1: Spear
Signature 2: German Suplex
Submission: Kirifuda Clutch
>Finisher: Pop-Up Powerbomb
<Wrestlingspace
Mymy:
Would probably be the most "exploitative" by using creative and unconventional methods to get in a hit or get out of danger, and will somtimes cheat to make their time easier (Kind of like Eddie Guerrero)
Signature 1: Backstabber
Signature 2: Superkick
Signature 3: Illegal hit with a foreign object
Submission: Koji Clutch
>Finisher: Zig-Zag
<Wrestlingspace
Do these make sense? Do their moves match their style well? Does this matter? What do you all think?
R: 85 / I: 17

My humble warning

Admin, whoever you are, please do not move this thread away from this board. It is important for this to be here so more people see it.
Zaryans, I've been connecting the dots since I was a kid. It was this analyzing mindset combined with the Love of the Father and the direction Holy Spirit that led me to Christ. It has come to a point where I can not ignore the signs anymore. I have started to receive visions about this aswell. Nearing the end of this Lent I've decided to finally put my thoughts out there. I have prepared this infographic to explain what I'm trying to say. I've stopped using imageboards and internet as a whole a long time ago and I genuinely do not use any other site than soyzellig, I made this infographic to share with you zaryans because I genuinely love you from the heart as my brothers in Christ. I tried to keep it as short as I can. Please take a moment to read it. If God has put in your that this is important, please share it with whomever you think can understand it. This is also a call to faith and a testimony to the truth of the Gospel. Time itself testifies to the truth of the Gospel.
Lord have mercy on us.
Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on us, sinners.
Blessed is He who cometh in the Name of the Lord.
R: 16 / I: 5
>THE HECKIN' 4CUCK INCELERINOS ARE LE BAD!
YOU VVILL GEM UP THIS VIDEO
R: 24 / I: 5

www.yenetherlands.com hijack

A few hours ago, Kanye West/Ye announced a concert I. The Neatherlands On June 6 of this year after his concert in Mexico.

Considering how in the 13 years since his previous concert there that ongezellig released, would it be Jimmy if we hijacked the concert with some selling gemmies.
R: 4 / I: 1

Hi

Hi
R: 16 / I: 3
Anybody has archives of Studio massa's Live streams while he was working on zellig

also can anybody find that one gif I mymy looking right and left really fast like the one shown here but it's looped I can't find it anywhere on the booru
R: 6 / I: 1
it is now illegal for ohio ahh an diddy foids to be inside the ongezellig community
R: 44 / I: 29
Welcome back 2 gem or coal
R: 17 / I: 10
OMGSISAAAAAA
R: 31 / I: 12

Zellig Characters in different scripts

Zellig Characters in different scripts
R: 136 / I: 25
vivian drew this
R: 25 / I: 7

What is each sister's favorite football team?
R: 10 / I: 3

Cytube time of zoiets

https://cytu.be/r/ongezellig
GTFI
R: 15 / I: 0
I want to marry Vivian Snow.
R: 4 / I: 0
>IT'S NOT AUTISM IT'S ADD
<She's chimpin' out!
R: 9 / I: 1
202Ϫ is next year. What are your plans for this year before the thrembocalypse?
R: 11 / I: 1
Why don't we have a No Advertising clause?
R: 44 / I: 17
https://x.com/swordgunlimited
Can we behead this trannynigger
>inb4 literal who
Look at what he made
R: 19 / I: 3
Happy pride month Zaryans, and since it is a moment of pride I decided to celebrate by 'ping and 'illing this tranny I found who thought it was a good idea to stim his axewound to Mymy

Somjak

Aliases
somchik2010
Somchik143
SomchikSays

Real name
Ján Somjak

Lives in Slovakia, near Budca (the Google maps link is PROBABLY where his father works at), although this seems to be a Russian immigrant that moved there at a later time

DoB
(March 14th?) 2010

Email
jan.somjak@centrum.sk
Id
114375047173542236770

Twitter
https://x.com/somchik2010

Google maps
https://www.google.com/maps/contrib/114375047173542236770/reviews/@48.5704388

YouTube
https://m.youtube.com/@somchik2010

Snapchat
https://www.snapchat.com/@somchik2010

Archlinux
https://gitlab.archlinux.org/somchik2010

Archlinux #2
https://gitlab.archlinux.org/SomchikSays

GitHub
https://github.com/somchik2010
R: 27 / I: 10
Happy Mother's Day! Tell your mother you love her!
R: 4 / I: 0

new subpage on this site with games

i heard of a new subpage on this site with many games please send it's link here
R: 15 / I: 7
Who was the first one to introduce Ongezellig to the Chinese?
R: 8 / I: 3
Hello I come from Mbabane, Eswatini and this is my tribal dance I just learnt thanks to Jewlon Musk giving internet access to my backwards nigger tribe of niggers, please send HHs to save the Ytcracka rayc mane
R: 61 / I: 17
Zelligcacas who is this nigga on r/ongezellig? Why does he matter?
R: 23 / I: 2
>haha yeah guys mymy just hates belgium ev&doe half of belgians are literally just dutch and the belgium joke was completely throwaway compared to her well established actual racism against blacks and asians. no goy you have to laugh at the belgium jokes which totally aren't just safe edgy reddit humour. PLEASE JUST HATE WHITE PEOPLE OKAY GOY?
R: 55 / I: 32
In this thread we post our gemmies drawn by ourselves.
R: 200 / I: 143

ONGEZELLIG HUNGER GAMES!

SNCA Hunger Games Thread! I just wanted to see what would happen in this simulator
website if you're interested: https://brantsteele.com/hungergames/classic/
>Text Document if you want to do one yourself
R: 9 / I: 1
I remember being a zellig fan before the cancellation update, I remember that excitement about what will be further, and expectations of a great future. But that never met (the expectations, I mean). I loved how everything felt back then, the show and its public image was completely OWNED by us, that funny weird world was was our means to express our beliefs as well, I had started making chuddy ongezellig content even first-second week after discovering the series. I loved the show, I loved the sisters, I loved the Schoppenboers, I loved that ongezellig universe and I loved that world. And after years, nothing can be turned back. All the feelings degradated, got muted and went away. Can we even remind ourselves of what made us join this party and take this long run? Idk anymore buddy

oh wait you've read this babble until this? So now you understand what oldfagtranny dysphoria is without lurking on soywiki or ziki or whatever, don't thank me (nobody was going to do it, meds). We're going to be back ofzo, trust the plan (we don't have one).
R: 8 / I: 0
Alright which any of you is this in BIO comic con
R: 18 / I: 4
How many of (You) Zaryans actually went to ze Nederlands? Did you try to show 'zellig to the dutch considering it seems that the latter is way more famous abroad and was quite niche until some time ago
R: 19 / I: 13
post funny pictures in this thread or something yeah
R: 12 / I: 2
>Hey, no offense but you look like you've posted on 4cuck for a bit, where are you immigrating from?
</v/
>Wow, you have posted on 4cuck then. I've never posted there but I met some users who did.
>Well, hi then. I'm Zach. I live in a splinter of the basedsphere.
<You live in a splinter of the basedsphere?
>Well, a bunker, if you want to get technical. I think it sounds gemmier my way.
>But I am not there much anymore. I'm usually out here scouting and keeping up on things for my fellow users. Whatever they need.
<So you just leave your fellow posters in the bunker?
>Yeah. I am not worried. They can handle themselves. But somebody has to keep an eye on things, know what I mean?
>And actually these days, I think they'd rather have me on xitter anyway. But that's a whole other SNCA.
>So, listen, can I ask you something from goyim to goyim?
<This better be good
>I had a run-in with this group calling themselves the Zaryans. Pretty strange bunch. Do you know anything about them?
<[Internet knowledge 6/6] They keep to their own unless you mention this dutch cartoon.
>Well, that shouldn't be a problem for me. I don't watch anything like that!
>Hey, so, where are you headed anyways?
<The Streety
>Nice, I heard they posted these funny looking wojaks once.
>I'll be honest. You're the first poster I've run across that doesn't seem completely insane and stuck in his own ass.
>There are sites I've never been to that'd be too coaly for just me. What do you think? Maybe we could post together, help each other out?
<Okay, sure
>That's the spirit. One thing you should know first, though. I asked you about the Zaryans, because I am one of them.
>I know, I know. But I had to know how you'd react when I told you. We're not very liked online!
>You still good to post along with me?
<Actually it's not a problem now that I know you aren't a complete nufag.
>I am great at making people mad. Not gonna lie. It's a gift.
>Well, thanks for taking a chance on a naive basedposter with the past in his mind and a penchant for weaponized autism.
>Let's go post some gems then
<[Zach has given you the Orange 'Teen Perk]
R: 3 / I: 1
who was the autistic person that was obsessed with coco and roos i cannot remember their name