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R: 16 / I: 16
>Which site is the most dead nigger? Zarty or swinny?
<Both, but who cares? This doesn't fix the sharty itself!
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
R: 33 / I: 8

Ongezellig Day

Happy Ongezellig Day everyone. The pilot (deels 2-6 at least) took place six years ago today. Should we do something to celebrate?
R: 11 / I: 0
Chapter 8 of 10 Dutch Days is out. Predditors are eating it up even though it fucking sucks
R: 13 / I: 5
who is foenkie?
R: 14 / I: 9
>You like Studio Massa? His early work was a little too absurd for my taste, but when Ongezellig came out in '18, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole pilot has a sparkling, gemmy taste and a new sheen of consummate animation and voice acting that really gives the deels a big boost! He's been compared to Glitch Productions, but I think Massa has a far more bitter, chuddy sense of humor.
<
>In '22, Massa released this, Deel 6, completing his most accomplished project. I think his undisputed masterpiece is "Ik ben het maar", a song so catchy most people probably don't listen to the lyrics, but they should! Because 'zellig isn't only about the struggles of social anxiety and the feeling of wasting your life, it's also a personal statement about Massa himself.
R: 4 / I: 0

On Mymy and Aryanism

The Nuremberg laws, semi-officially, designated the Japanese as honorary Aryans, still considered inferior compared to actual Aryans but they could share similar rights and privileges. I'm fairly certain Mymy would happily accept the label.
R: 10 / I: 0
>"Oh nee i forgot my assignment…But the lesson is almost over! Its looks like miss persjin forgot-"
^"Wait miss persjin aren't you going to check our assignments?"
>"FUCKING KILL YOURSELF COCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
R: 0 / I: 0
today is 'zellig day
You WILL 'lig up the sharty's /soy/ and /qa/
R: 207 / I: 77

Gemmy gems you VILL READ!!!

I recently dove cock first into fanfictions, most of them are vantablack niggerhell, but these are gemmies that YOU VVILL READ

Death & Reborn: A bone-chilling, spine-tingling, genre-redefining, character-driven ZEMERALD of Maya failing to ACK herself after feeling guilty for BEATING THE CLITTY OUT OF COCO or something: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62666986/chapters/160421989

Reunion: Takes place 10 years after the pilot or something with the family reuniting o algo, and Coco and Mymy get Maya to stop being a CLITTYCELL and go outside: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64015864/chapters/164218912

Hoi Maya: Maya ACKed herself and Coco keeps writing letters to her cause SHE WON'T TAKE HER MEDS!!!!!: https://archiveofourown.org/works/67132486

EVERYTHING ELSE I EITHER HAVEN'T READ OR IS VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE!!!!!
R: 2163 / I: 612
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1263,-587,21
https://www.tampermonkey.net/index.php?browser=edge&locale=en
OPEN THIS AND INSTALL
https://woyken.github.io/pixelplanet.fun-OverlayPicture/pixelPlanetOverlay-loader.user.js .
DOWNLOAD THE IMAGE AND PUT THE FOLLOWING IN THE COORDS BAR
X: -1369
Y: -707
(ignore the black background im retarded)
R: 8 / I: 2
do you think Maya would've been one of those little shits who had a slingshot if she didn't care what people thought of her?
R: 162 / I: 65

zwabag

finally it's june, let's make this a Zelligful summer zaryans. i'm planning to make some ongezellig art for soyzellig this summer, so i am open for 'zellig art requests in this thread
keep on 'zelling
R: 52 / I: 13

‘Fic ideas general

Post your shitty- I mean GEMMY fanfic ideas here o algo
R: 28 / I: 16

FIRE UP THE NECROBUMPING MACHINE

/qa/ our beloved is under siege by none other than /int/rannies. They seek to wipe our homeboard and establish dominance.
Serve Zellig, serve /qa/, grease the gears of the negrobumping machine one last time. Kick out these comically bankrupt invaders! MY PERSONAL ARMY!
R: 10 / I: 0
Does anyone know how to access this lost thread because wayback machine decided to be a bitch



https://www.soyjak.st/qa/thread/575499.html
R: 7 / I: 3
if we dont do ZWABAG again for 13999999 GET on /soy/ it will be the most wasted thing ever
R: 19 / I: 3

The Facebook peenoise found the show

Translation:
I just finished watching Ongezellig, a Dutch cartoon that I thought was just a simple slice of life but it turned out to have a deep meaning.
What I learned from it is that sometimes you don't have to be "happy" or "sociable" to say you're okay. It's normal to get tired of people, expectations, and yourself.
Like Maya, there are days when you just want to be alone but that doesn't mean you don't deserve to be loved or understood.
And I like MyMy, she's chaotic but real, the type who's not afraid to tell the truth even if it's harsh at times.
It's just a shame that she wasn't popular and was discontinued, maybe because it's a Dutch cartoon so the audience is a bit limited.
Ongezellig taught me that it's okay to be "not okay" sometimes.
R: 26 / I: 3
Why couldn’t massa just continue Ongezellig in comic form during his free time. I know he said he thought it was coal but that was 2018, he can definitely do better now
R: 16 / I: 9
Niggers won
R: 33 / I: 14
what kind of cat is noga
R: 169 / I: 63

made a shitty imageboard

aguguland.online

agugus must be in every thread
R: 8 / I: 0
POLL: How many of you understand the dutch Language?
Not data mining just curious
https://strawpoll.com/xVg71A4qMyr
R: 3 / I: 0
>TELL ME ABOUT MAYA
>WHY DOES SHE HAVE ADD
R: 2 / I: 0

Request from /qa/ chud

Can any of you 'zelligify this fr*g
R: 34 / I: 7
ONGETABLES
R: 4 / I: 3
VERA USED TO WATCH TRANIME GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 8 / I: 1
bbc won btw
R: 9 / I: 5
fuck mayahaters mayahaters aren't my friends
R: 144 / I: 65
Zaryans, should we do something?
R: 6 / I: 0
Margepill me on Bob's farm
R: 36 / I: 17
maya
R: 11 / I: 4
ONGEZELLIG DOES NOT MEAN "UNSOCIABLE" IN ENGLISH YOU NIGGERS!!!! "ONGEZELLIG" IS AN UNTRANSLATABLE WORD, THERE IS NO MATCH FOR IT IN ENGLISH
R: 33 / I: 7
How to save the zarty
>delete agugu, soymy and anything related to them from the site's history
>perm ban and delete anyone who posts anything related to agugu or soymy in the future
>do not mention agugu or soymy in the rules or ban logs as to avoid reminding the population they ever existed
R: 6 / I: 3

Requesting 2 missing maya pictures

1. Where Maya holds a cup like a 'jak
2. Where Maya's shirt writes "i paused my tentacles to be here
R: 110 / I: 20

mymy is hot

actually its legal and moral to have sexual fantasies about mymy!!!

no matter what ((they)) say its true! its not bad nor immoral
R: 33 / I: 11
SNCA but if Maya were to die, the best song to fit it would be “Paint it Black” cuz Mayas door is red (the person singing would probably be Coco or something. Some autistic can make an ai thing of this song o algo
R: 24 / I: 15

Adam's conmious

yo, Stan talk to that one chink in our History class.
R: 143 / I: 41
i'm gonna tear my fucking eyes out how the fuck do artists do this shit i'm way too shakey man
R: 13 / I: 1
who's the nigger bumping old mymy abuse bait? can we smash his head against the radiator?
R: 74 / I: 34
It is Maya's birthday, celebrate it
Maya is our qveen
R: 8 / I: 5
Have you wondered what kind of underwear the Running in the 60's band members wear?

These are my guesses


I know, call the FBI
R: 25 / I: 6
Do you think she stinks?
R: 13 / I: 2
Booob make a system that automatically rapes anyone who bumps threads from years ago
R: 4 / I: 1
does anyone else remember when soyzellig.party was exposed as being 'cord
R: 100 / I: 8

HEED MY WARNING

In a few months time, Zoot due to losing interest in sharty and 'zellig culture and getting a life (going to animation school, getting a girlfriend), will sell soyzellig.party to someone, fortunately not being abandoned. That person will be a russian pedophile, who will contract AIDS because of an attempt to bone a girl (that he brainwashed to look and act like Mymy, but thats not important). Does this all sound familiar to you? This is the exact same timeline of events of the sharty, very interesting.
R: 5 / I: 1
Is Cato bald?
R: 6 / I: 5
Zellig is a sharty culture
R: 43 / I: 6
If she was real (she is, take your meds) I would first kidnap her, then after I bring her home I would brutly rape her also make sure to smash her head against radiator a few times. After that I would rape her again so she goes unconscious. I would let her regain consicence a bit and after that I would again rape her and smash plates against her head so she bleeds and feels pain. After all that I would lock her up in my basement feeding her so she barely survives and also making sure to occasionally rape her while breaking her limbs and parts of her body. She deserves all that.
R: 14 / I: 8
Hello fellow Zaryans! Does anyone know what the girls foot sizes are?
R: 13 / I: 0
Rhetorically asking, if I drilled her stomach would she be able to give birth later on in life?
R: 8 / I: 6
schoppenboer = jack of spades = WABAS4BJC?? (japanese)
R: 23 / I: 3
How many times should I smash her head against radiator while assraping xer without killing xer? (0 isnt answer)
R: 4 / I: 1
jannes deleting gemmy threads
R: 4 / I: 1
When she sees the TBP or something

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R: 70 / I: 15

Maya Schoppenboer has ruined my life

Maya has got me feeling some type of way I've never felt before. She is everything I could ever want, timid but has a personality, cute and sweet, those green eyes, black hair, fair skin and her background. It sucks so much knowing no one like her exists IRL. I can't see anything related to her that I just get this heavy feeling in my chest. Why can't there be someone like her IRL? She's got this whole vibe that's so appealing, get it? The way she struggles with her ADD, how she's sometimes a bit childish, her insecurities and daydreaming, always in that red hoodie and thigh-high socks, it's all just so charming and comforting.
It's demotivating as hell, and it's messing with my drive to do anything, she has completely burned my brain. I can't feel attracted to any girl, I have no more drive for doing anything, what's the point? Maya isn real afterall. She makes me feel empty and hopeless in a way I have never felt before. It's like I've set this impossible standard for real-life relationships based on a character that doesn't even exist. I have never had to deal with this before, so I may have noticed it too late, but I've tried distracting myself with other things, other activities, but nothing works. I keep coming back to her, to Ongezellig, rewatching it and consuming everything related to her, it's like a vicious cycle. The more I watch, the more attached I get, and the more it hurts knowing she's not real, I've even started daydreaming about meeting someone like her, but it just feels so far-fetched, why couldn't I have been a Mymy/Cocofag? All the scenes she's portrayed in, when shes daydreaming and lets her hair down imagining a different world, it makes me feel like I'm seeing the real her, the part she keeps hidden from everyone else. Those small, intimate glimpses into her make her feel so real and relatable even if I don't have a similar life, and yet she's just a figment of some 30yr old Dutch guy imagination. It's so hard to stay motivated, I feel like I'm losing my grip on reality
R: 121 / I: 16

Mayamails animation collab

since Zoot refuses to do a Mayamail animation collab, I'm making a thread for us to do it ourselves, how are we going to coordinate this Zaryans?
R: 54 / I: 30
What is your favorite 'zellig art ever, official or unofficial? Mine has to be this beautiful gemerald
R: 2 / I: 1
Somebody rape and kill the nigger who keeps necrobumping 2-year-old threads every fucking day.
R: 27 / I: 7
I keep getting friend requests from steam jewkike jeet shitskin nigger scammers and today i've had enough, i will now mindbreak them with agugu, more coming soon
R: 12 / I: 3
>ok PQTRIOTS were gonna be learning about why israel is our greatest ally
<uhh question? doesn't israel have a history of attacking us, though?
^yeah, it says here that in 1967, israel attacked the USS Libe-
>NEVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN OR I WILL HAVE YOU TWO EXPELLED
R: 124 / I: 26

END OF ZELLIG

IT'S ACTUALLY OVER FOR REAL THIS TIME
https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot

A new petje update released a couple of minutes ago. After "The combination of a burnout, a new life stage, a difficult pitch phase, a limited support and a successful side" and 4 years, Massa is cancelling the monthly ongezellig illustrations, and with it, any and all potential for more ongezellig content whatsoever.

<Thank you again to everyone who contributed. I hope you are still happy with the results that you have been able to make true. Remember, Ongezellig not as a failed pilot, but as a successful short film.
R: 9 / I: 2
for the ongezellig reanimated collab or something
R: 8 / I: 1
Never before seen zellig screencap? Idk where this came from
R: 10 / I: 2
Why is zellig popular on ifunny of all places
R: 35 / I: 27

Color Code Refs

Here's a bunch of color code reference sheets I made that will hopefully be useful to some of the artists on here.
R: 6 / I: 0
Also the way he talks with henkie is similar to "Rick" with "Morty"
The video was made in 2015 so it is possible it might have been an influence
R: 2 / I: 1
mymy won
R: 5 / I: 1
zaryans what was the original
R: 4 / I: 2
Marge who’s R_Terra?
R: 9 / I: 2

SNCA

Ok Zaryans, I've read a decent amount of fanfics since I joined this GEMMY SPACE and I've decided to rank them all (the ones I felt like)

1. Reunion. 5/10: It's ok, the pacing is kinda quick for what it's trying to do, and it feels the needs to explain everything instead of letting the reader interpret it.

2. Death and Reborn, 7/10: I would've given this a 9, but I re-read it and realized it wasn't as good as I remembered. I do like the concept, but it also suffers from bad initial pacing and overexplaining. Also it was assisted with AI and it kinda shows in some parts, but it didn't hinder how I felt about it. Pretty decent, but it could be better

10 Dutch Days, 2/10: Really annoying dialogue. They won't shut up about the stupid game Maya played, and mentioning important things which are never brought up again. Everything feels forced, and I just don't care about any of the characters. It's a decent concept, having the personalities of Coco and Maya somewhat swapped (doe Maya still kinda has anxiety), but it's so poorly executed I can't give it any higher than a 2/10

When Days Get Brighter in Amsterdam, 4/10: Could've been decent were it not
>wordswordswords
the fanfiction. It's also written like its a screenplay and NOT a book, so that's weird. There's also a side story that I just don't care about, and the nigger who uploaded it to AO3 is a retard and its impossible to read so you have to go on PLEBBIT if you wanna actually read it.
Kinda cool concept, but once again, things feel pretty forced

Total Opposites, 0/10: Abysmal Yurifag dogshit. Cleo likes Coco and goes about getting with her in the stupidest ways possible. Everybody acts out of character and nothing makes sense. SNCA the fanfiction.

One More Shot, 7/10: Maya becomes and alcoholic.
Creator deleted it because they're a selfish little fuck or whatever. The first few chapters really fucking suck doe

Tipping Point, 6/10: Coco hits Maya cause she got mad over an insult. The family kinda collapses from there. It's not finished yet so idk how it's gonna end. Decent storytelling though it's not very descriptive, and has pretty akward dialogue at times. Also Coco acts really out of character in this, and the Eiko plotline is shoved in which completely derails the entire thing.

Project Ongezoid, -3 Thrembillion/10: One of the only Zellig Fanfics on Watpad. I would've given it a 9/10, but for SOME REASON, THE CREATOR MADE AN AMAZING AND kinda EMOTIONAL STORY, AND DECIDED TO MAKE THE ENDING "IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!" WHY??? IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD AND YOU RUINED IT YOU SELFISH NIGGER

that's all from me, im writing my own fanfiction right now about Coco beating up Maya's shitskin bully (which might lead into an overarching story from there) but ive been kinda depressed (Maya reference GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG) so it might take a while
R: 21 / I: 5
does anyone have the plebbit fanfic “a different look at life” archived, it was deleted cause the author is a selfish little fuck
R: 24 / I: 9
Wich running in the 60s menber is your favorite?
R: 21 / I: 8
Maya Soytan Birthday yayayayayay whoopee!!!!
R: 48 / I: 26
give me something for my steam profile, I need IAZ zems realy bad
R: 428 / I: 163
post veraralds
im first
R: 32 / I: 15
<i baked you a pie
>oh boy what flavor
<pie pie pie
R: 6 / I: 3
zaryans a new fnf maya song has dropped, thoughts?

inb4 kane hands typed this post
R: 4 / I: 4

Hi

I am from Israel and this is my art
R: 20 / I: 3
ermmmm 'teens, the frogniggers and 'litapedos griefed our Garden of Eden.
R: 0 / I: 0
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CWArNEpaBic
BELGIUMSISSIES THIS IS YOUR MINDSET
R: 50 / I: 13
Wait, do nuzelligsluttas not have a Maya pillow they can hug, kiss, smother themselves into? ==GEEEEEEEEEEGGGGG GEGEGEGEGGGGGGGGGGG== I THOUGHT YOU LOVED THE ZELLINGS BUT I BET YOU DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO MAYA ASMR WHILE YOU TRY TO SLEEP ==GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGG==
i just can't… puny pathetic fakemayacels make me laugh.
R: 53 / I: 27

Ongezellig Sound Sources

Ongezellig has music.
Massa uses a DAW (digital audio workstation) for music making.
Massa used FL Studio, a DAW, to make zellig's music.
<REDDIT SPACE
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nj-a6mtLuWhhUCrbB9XktQE5DErR4RtMGtx0h4LPzE0/edit?usp=sharing
This Google Sheets is here to document the sounds and instruments used in zellig's soundtrack.
And this thread is here for me to sperg and post findings since I'm sure it'd interest at least one of you to know what was used to make the music and audio of Ongezellig. So here it is.
I'll also probably post any project files for anyone who's interested in my recreations or wants to pitch in and post anything you might find interesting about zellig's sounds.
<REDDIT SPACE
Some things of note:
>Massa seems to mostly use pre-built/default presets that came with FL Studio or whatever 3rd Party plugin he may happen to use. So that's something to keep in mind when looking for 'lig instruments.
>From the few 3rd Party plugins we do know he uses (Sonatina Orchestra, Synth1, M-Box), they all seem to be hosted on "PLUGINS 4 FREE" (https://plugins4free.com/) when searching them up. So it may be possible that's where Massa got most of his music plugins from.
As a bonus, here's a download link to all of Ongezellig's songs transcribed and turned into midis: https://files.catbox.moe/1tqko2.zip (If you happen to get a warning that this folder is full of computer viruses, it's not. Your computer is giving you a false flag, it's all midi files. And if you don't trust me: https://www.virustotal.com)
They're not perfect, but it should be a decent start to anyone who wants to mess around with making covers/remixes/recreations of them.
R: 19 / I: 8
mayafags…
R: 23 / I: 14
WHERE ARE THE OTHER 7 PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD
R: 0 / I: 0
something something zarty won jarty lost
R: 13 / I: 4
>Dude, look at this incomprehensible show I just found
R: 6 / I: 1

garry's mod thread

make this in Gmod. it's coal but it was fun to make.
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Finishing what Massa didn't

ITT we actually complete the illustration ideas that Massa never did because he's a SLF. SOME of these were made but it would be ary- I mean gemmy to see the rest, any artstyle goes

>Vera trying to open a peanutbutter jar

>Coco practicing karate
>What Vera does on a saturday night
>Mymy or Coco in cooking class
>Maya cosplays as Senpai's waifu
>Mymy falls off her scooter
>Coco drinks chocolate milk
>Coco takes a computer course
>Coco as Witcher
>Zoey playing Bass
>Maya at the hairdresser
>Zombie Coco
>Coco doing lab work
>Mymy dressed as Peni Parker
>Mymy making a Valentines Day card for Kaptien Koek
>Mymy eating seminola pudding
>Stan and Roos Ice Skating
>Vera gives Cleo guitar lessons
>Maya paintballing
>Maya on a schooltrip to the zoo
>Maya making a snow devil
R: 21 / I: 6

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Vera and Maya.

The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of dutch physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Vera's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Grunge Punk Music, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Vera and Maya truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Vera's signature move "na de les, mijn kantoor," which itself is a cryptic reference to Nirvana's Pacific-Northwest song come as you are I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated belgians scratching their heads in confusion as Alice In Chains's genius unfolds itself on their televisieschermen. What fritzls… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Vera and Maya tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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cleo

post your cleos here
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billions must wish maya a happy birthd -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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i think onion dweller died, its over
R: 0 / I: 0

Holy Marge?

what did massa mean by this?
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OHNONONONO MYMYFAGS WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!
R: 55 / I: 22
Sometimes, I dream of rubbing my fingers through Maya's hair.
R: 4 / I: 1
anyone know who JackoWacko is in the zellig community
R: 26 / I: 7
Why is Coco like that? I mean, all the zellig sisters are beautiful and charming, but she noticeably stands out with her authentic Dutch beauty. I'm not from the 4cuck to describe in detail the external features that are best not emphasized in women's appearance, so let's just acknowledge her superiority to the other sisters as an undeniable fact. So, haven't you noticed this striking contrast between Coco and Mymy? I mean, as a white racist, it was very speculative to notice. I suppose that in our community there has already formed a kind of fan perception of a (one-sided) rivalry between le evil Mymy and kind but unsuspecting Coco, in which the first envies the second for her Aryan origins and everything that follows from it, particularly her appearance. I've always liked this concept that fans exploited to create different content (inb4 cherry-picking the known kind of content to bait me). And I just wanted to ask, what do you think about this? Have you also had the feeling of some symbolic (racial) contrary between Mymy and Coco as characters (both in appearance and in their personalities)?
>xitter art cuz I had nothing else to upload as a picrel
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ITT: we make zeltycucks and soyquote hilarious things from their shithole
R: 22 / I: 1
A little gift for a special girl's day today.
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I'm making a gem and when I'm done (probably tomorrow) I'll drop it