Catalog (/zellig/)

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Pain

I suck at drawing, please go easy on me

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OPERATION: GEMMY ROAD

Hello Zaryans, I found this website called paintastreet.com
Essentially, some guys bought a street in SF, all the top 1,280 images will be painted in the alleyway. Our purpose is to gem it up

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Zellig Booru

https://ongezelligbooru.com/

We are grateful for your patience, now the wait is over.
The Third Booru is up!
Go post your post your gems of zoiets
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If you have any suggestions, complaints, or technical issues, you can post them in this thread or send me an email at zaltongezellig@proton.me

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test 'ru

https://ongezelligbooru.com/post/view/13274
testing

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I love you Maya… you will always be my shiny little gem… I wish i could just give you a hug and show you just how much i love you, how much i care for you, how much i think about you. my love for you truly goes as far as it goes. you're my star, my perfect silence Maya…..

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where can i find good AI voice models

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nu 'dweller
every single frame will be used by 100 different annoying tiktokfags btw

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Nu gem

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New gigaposts dropped

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Aangezien Soyjak.Party erom bekendstaat af en toe een Minecraft-server te hosten, waarom doen wij niet hetzelfde?

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Operation Zigle Zogle

since they allow real NAS on 'ru now let's just upload everything we have

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edit

Totally normal outdoor scene.

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Happy Easter to all Zaryans
As usual the Dutch are the odd ones out and actually call the Easter Bunny, "Paashaas" or an Easter Hare. They also don't celebrate with a big lunch with the family but with some sort of big breakfast and they have their own little games like Eiertikken, where you try to break and crack the eggshell of your adversary without cracking yours
>t. was told how Easter was celebrated when I went there for an exchange

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Hey guys I'm making an 'zellig mod for TABS mobile (SNCA game) and looking for suggestions. Im going to make every character but I don't know what weapons and abilities to give em! For example Maya and Coco only have kicks and punches at the moment.
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I'll have to DM a TABS mod to get it uploaded to the workshop BUT only if enough people care.

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does anybaldi like me drawing
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why did so many people see this xitter tweet like holy we're gonna get a new wave of normalfags

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How does Mymy's hair even work?

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Chuddies are usin 3rd world slave labor to make soy culture plushies and you're blackpilling?

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THE COCOPIER IS REAL!

THE COCOPIER IS REAL!

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ITT we'll post random xitteralds we've found.

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Ongezellig will never be a zem!
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April 1st! Got you!

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Does anyone have this video? Also, is this a sisa or a troon?

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Brazilian mentions a heckin' "nazi community" when talking about 'zellig though he managed the get the ONE video which has a foodist element in it at 22:00 and onwards

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Koos ##

Today I officially rename this into The Frog Pond, everything but frogs will be banned, weabs' guts will be scattered all over the floor.

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Yfke appreciation thread

Tall and frisian

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Mymy Oekaki Doodle

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What the actual fuck

Guys i dont even know what to say about this but i beleive i actually had a case of sun down sydrome or a night terror last night. I couldn't fucking sleep at all i was just lying there scared for no reason and for some reason, ongezellig kept popping into my head, im not sure what it was about it, but for some reason everytime I thought of ongezellig i would get really fucking angry. Like i lost complete control of myself and i was just having a angry feral panic attack or something. I got zero sleep. Can anyone relate

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Any info what happened to the Soysphere? Wiki booru shitty all went down this is the biggest splinter so maybe somebaldi know apperently QUOTE also lurks here so answer

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geg the whole soysphere is down except for WHO?!
zarty WQN
shartyNIGGERS LQST

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What will you do for april fools day?

I will worship the goddess of the netherlands and cultivate maximum foolery.

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cleo

post your cleos here

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Waking up next to Vera

Zaryans what are you doing if you woke up next to Vera.

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AI

/AI/ general thread
Post AI zelliged 'zarty-saving audio, image and video gemeralds and also teach me how to do them too since I'm a selfish little fuck and I can't learn elsewhere

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We should make a copy of the 'cord document but make it look the exact same and change random informations and then spread it around so the retarded faggot LARPers will eat it up and the soyboys will sneed at it, like changing to Mymy isn't a nazi to she is or "Coco's parents were killed by niggers", it would have to be written in Dutch too

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New 'toss

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Caught a Nigger Jockey in mine craft today

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Chapter 8 of 10 Dutch Days is out. Predditors are eating it up even though it fucking sucks

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We did this, it played while I was having dinner

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Who do you think the first Zaryan was? And I don't mean on da kway, I mean on the islamic slum known as /co/, while personally it was fun to believe that there were Zaryans like us all the way in 2018 and with subsequent, recorded, instances of 'zellig appearing on the kway only after a couple of years, it is more probable that these were some sort of ancestors to the average chuddy zaryan. Considering /co/ has always been one of the more prominent libtarded blue boards it is also safe to assume the conditions for the jump to /qa/ were met when /pol/ got to it just around 2020, thus prompting like-minded chuds to begin our slow dominion over this dutch cartoon

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More zellig cosplay
Ngl I prefer the Indonesian one more

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Does Massa have ADHD ximself? How did he portray it so accurately?

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til next time

Hi zaryans, here to say thanks for helping me on my campaign against zelligzone and its pedo cabal.
The main pedofags have gone into hiding with rumors that djp acked
I had been gathering info, catfishing and getting spies in there since november so it’s nice to know they won’t come back so easily
While i’m waiting on screenies for a few extra fuckers i’m exposing it might be a while.
On a side note, continue to support Lidly through this tough time
Total Zaryan Victory, hope i’m making doxeralds with you retards again soon
Your King of SNCA - Crowley

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What do you guys think of the increasing number of attackers using ongezellig imagery? For example, Gabriel Mutti, Hernán Cristobál Meneses, and Desmond Holly?

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Part 2 of the lidly comic

Zaryans, it's time for another 2-3 months of pvre vnfiltered avtism because Part 2 is being worked on

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How do I make a tulpa of Mymy? I wanna enact total Mymy care and affection or somethong among those lines

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Pretty bored today ask me what I should draw and I'll do it

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Goodbye Zarty

Hi Zaryans. Lidly here, namedropping for the last time with a SNCA post (+ a Mymy drawing so that it's not NAZ). Since I will stop creating content for Ongezellig for the time being, that probably also marks the end of my involvement with this place, at least for now. It didn't feel right to leave without also formally saying goodbye to this controversial space that undeniably also played a big role in my past projects. Despite the fact that I don't see eye to eye with probably the majority of people on here and the general culture of this board, I don't regret my (indirect) involvement with it. Ignoring the ancient rape threats, marriage proposals and the fact one of my crashouts was made into a copypasta, I am grateful for the support and feedback (You) all have given me. I am grateful for the few people from here that first reached out to me on Twitter and helped me understand more about the innerworkings of this place and taught me that things aren't as black & white as they're often made out to be. I don't think (most of you, at least, those who belong here and don't LARP to make you guys look like a bunch of goonbrained pedos) are bad people, even if I do disagree with a lot of things you do. That is fine. I know you guys care about keeping the community safe from pedos and creeps and oddly enough it made me feel safe to see how much you guys hated the people that generated NSFW AI images of me and others.
>Lidly space
I had a lot of fun messing around with you guys indirectly by putting references to the Zarty in my first comic. Despite the fact that people tried to steer me away from this place, I don't regret trying to find the good in (almost) every place. It was something I had never experienced before and it will definitely remain a core memory.
>Lidly space
Thank (You) for everything, Zaryan. Take care!

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new 'eel

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black-faced Coco

I need someone to draw Coco in blackface.

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Theory

'Zellig can only live in rulecucked spaces

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Mayo & Curry English Translated

Originals can be found here: https://archive.org/details/stripster-archief
Please let me know if there's any dialog I completely fucked up and could make better translations at, I am entirely relying on DeepL to carry my 0 knowledge of Dutch for me.
Fonts:
>Comic Book (italics): https://www.fonts4free.net/comic-book-font.html
>Showcard Gothic: https://www.fontyukle.net/font/Showcard%2bGothic

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Where's /co/ raid?

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Can somebody tell me what the fuck has been happening with the fandom for the past couple days?

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Why do people think maya is a homosexual because she made a gay joke like, i make gay jokes with my friends sometimes and its funny. I saw someone comment something along the lines of
>maya is socially akward because shes secretly attracted to her sisters
on the 'tube
???.
my apollo cheese if this is on the wrong board im new

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50% of suicides come from people that have visited the rule34 page of ongezellig.

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/edits/

A thread where you take images and 'zellig 'em up
>heckin example here

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Good morning

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Race mixing

Kinship coefficient \(F\) describes how more probable it is that a related person has the same gene as you when compared to an unrelated person. By definition \(p_y = F_{xy} + (1 - F_{xy})p\), where \(p_y\) - probabilty that the person y has a given gene, \(p\) - frequency of that gene in general population. Fixation index \(F_{ST}\) describes the same thing, but between subpopulations, so if you take a person from the same subpopulation as you, \(p_{same} = F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p\) and if you take a person from a different subpopulation, \(p_{other} = - F_{ST} + (1 + F_{ST})p\) (at least in case of subpopulations of identical size, we are doing the simplest case here), which means that your kinship with a person from the same subpopulation is \(F_{ST}\) and with a person from from different subpopulation is \(-F_{ST}\).
<Maya space
In an uniform population (not divided into subpopulations), the kinship between a person and his child is 1/4. Choose a locus and a gene at that locus in yourself, there is 1/2 chance the child inherited this gene from you (as opposed to inheriting the allele from the other chromosome), and there is 1/2 chance you have picked that gene in your child (as opposed to picking a gene that it inherited from its mother.)
<BWC space
If we take subpopulations into account and if the mother is from the same subpopulation as the father, the kinship with the child jumps to \(1/4 + 3 F_{ST}/4\). The reasoning is as follows: with probability 1/2 you pick the allele it inherited from you, then with probability 1/2 is the same allele you've picked initially and with probability 1/2 it's the other allele that comes from you, which in turn is identical to the first allele with probability \(p_{same} = F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p\). And with probability 1/2 you pick an allele coming from the mother, who is from the same subpopulation as you, so the probability of it being identical is also \(p_{same} = F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p\). Finally, you have \(p_{child} = 1/4 + 3/4 (F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p)\). Kinship coefficient is equal to \(F_{xy} = (p_y - p)/ (1 - p)\) after transforming the first equation. Transforming \(p_{child}\) gives:
• \(p_{child} = 1/4 + 3/4F_{ST} + 3/4p - 3/4F_{ST}p\)
• \(p_{child} - p = 1/4 + 3/4F_{ST} - 1/4p - 3/4F_{ST}p\)
• \(p_{child} - p = (1 - p)(1/4 + 3/4F_{ST})\)
• \(1/4 + 3/4F_{ST} = (p_{child} - p)/(1-p)\)
The above means that \(F_{child} = 1/4 + 3/4F_{ST}\). In case of a mixed child \(F_{mixed} = 1/4 - F_{ST}/4\) (I'm NOT rewriting the derivation.)
<mutt space
Now the question is: at what \(F_{ST}\) the mixed child will be as related to its father as an unrelated person from his own subpopulation, i.e., when \(F_{ST} = 1/4 - 1/4F_{ST}\). That's a simple equation, the result of which is \(0.20\), which means that if a person chooses a partner from a population that is more distant than \(0.20\), his child will be less related to him than for example an adopted child of his race.

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Maya would've probably been a Nazi

no i don't believe this because im a chud (evendoe i am geg), but i think Maya would be a nazi because it's people like Maya that the nazis (and other extremist groups) preyed on to fill their ranks
maya is
>insecure
>lonely
>lacking a purpose/identity
and the nazis (along with other groups) take advantage of that by giving these people everything they've wanted. They give them friends, a purpose, and an identity to be apart of. it's why its so hard to convince these people to leave, because leaving means losing all of that, and going back to their old pathetic lives.
also before any htsm's come in here saying
>but she an subhooman n shieet
hitler considered east asians (including indonesians, which Maya is and Massa changing it was just not necessary) as honorary aryan, so she probably would've been allowed to join the hitler youth

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mayo en curry

does anyone have a compilation or google doc of the (preferably translated) Mayo and Curry comics? from what i’ve seen, they’re pretty funny

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'zellig merch if it was good

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SNCA

'toss

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i am going to create tboi versions of all ‘zellig characters plus extras, here are isaac versions of the main girls (evan doe i made a thread like two months ago)

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zellig if it was good

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is it really cocover for the zarty?

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Goodbye

While I had fun here, the low pph and the namefagging (especially you brat shitskin) have ruined this site in recent times, and ruined the experience for me, while this site is not at the state of the nusharty it's going downhill and I have given up, I may return within a couple months to check up on here and if it hasn't improved, I'm not coming back, This is not meant to be a demoralizer to the fullest however, if you are fed up with the current state of the site this may your sign to leave or take a break, if you are willing to endure because you believe it gets better, then please endure, but I am done here, We have reached our fourth year and I feel as tough this site does not have much time left, But I still have a slight sliver of hope, ZWABAG Mymy WABAG and godspeed

(if you are wondering who I am, I'm the guy that made those 2 soymy animations and the zelty creepypasta readings)

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will this ride ever end?

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Just like the early Christians

You can make a little shape resembling mymys hair if you hold your fingers like this. I drew some illustrations in order for it to make sense. What concerns me, though, is that this is how we will identity eachother when ZOG is installed and freedom of speech and navigation is banned. Or at least that's what I read in my marvel comic.

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Geg, found xhis while searching for 'zellig content on 'tube

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redditBVLLS won
xitterfails lost
https://www.reddit.com/r/zellig/comments/1rzakrv/oc_tiger_commander_coco/

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Ok but from where in South Africa? Mymy is from Nagasaki and Maya from some snca town called Baarle-Nassau in brabant, but what about Coco?

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Ongezellig iceberg.

Ongezellig iceberg thread. shouldn't be that complex

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can somebody mod or teach me how to mod terraria with Ongezedllig characteres.

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I need help with bruhmeister

Hi guys pivfail here.
I was wondering if you gentle people could help me contact bruhmeister because i need to ask xim why he blocked me on xitter
<WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS THE MOST SNCA XITTER FAG NAMEFAG THREAD EVER KYS AND DON'T EVER POST HERE AGAIN
I know nigga, but we are in the snca IB anyway so it doesn't matter the faster we do this the better.

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Why do you think Maya's chooses an outfit so close to Kiki's in her popularity fantasies? Do you think something about their dynamic was going to be in episode 2 because of Kiki being given a VA?

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Are there any public archives of massacord and paypig stuff? I'm late to the party and I'm trying to piece together context for certain art pieces and people. I might document some of it on the ziki because a lot of things I read there are vague and unsourced

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Schizo Theory

what if Ravi adopted Coco to make sure his daughter -and community- stays white?
Coco is a sunflower child from South Africa. She is a top-tier white; she's friendly, empathetic, and social, meaning she knows how people are and could convince them into a correct belief. Coco plays the Drum set and the sport of Rugby showing physical strength and mental stability despite having trauma. Coco promotes whiteness to Maya, Mymy, Ilse, and Cleo to indoctrinate them so they would have superior genetics that only whites can provide for their descendants such as blonde hair and blue eyes. But why would Ravi adopt Coco for such a selfless reason. First, it's not a selfless reason. Ravi is half Hindustani-Surinamese from his mother's side and the other half from Noord-Brabant from his father's. He feels an intense sense of shame for it, and so Adopted Coco to compensate with inferior genetics from India such as bad hygiene (which Maya unfortunately got). Ravi wants to spread this throughout his community.
Remember this is only a theory and I want to make this a discussion, so please leave your thoughts.

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/ziki/ thread

Do you want to add, edit, or delete a page because you don't like it? Then welcome here!
Post everything you think about ziki, if it concerns IAS/IAZ standards.

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Wtf was Maya expecting on her 16th birthday?
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Not to be rude or anything but Maya knows shes a complete failure and nobody really cares about her. So why have such a visceral disgusted feeling the moment she doesn't recieve messages in the middle of the night? Simply abnormal behaviorm..
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Also what led me to falsely belive Epke and Anke were former classmates. No way she does this every holiday.

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THE END IS NEAR

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I'm planning to write a couple of pages on da 'ki
What should I write about? I'm European esl btw if that matters

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post veraralds
im first

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Mayas male schizofriend is obviously the guy she met on the bus during Maya's conversation. What do you think the back story for the second one is?

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Cocofan

Remember folks we have a booru add your Ongezellig related images, videos, songs, .gifs, and more there.
- sincerely a Coco fan

link:
https://ongezelligbooru.com/

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Coco is such a bitch for giving Maya two roses

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Do you think there was a good reason for Coco to act like she has a sophisticated taste in art in deel 1? I'm not sure if its because it's one of her friends interests she picked up, it's a larp she uses to impress people, one of her parents liked it, or Massa is just lazy and wanted to make a Hitler joke. Seems odd that see knows about different painters and what they do despite being retarded enough to play tentacle porn in front of the class. I like Ivan Shishkin btw

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The most qualified duo to save Europe

When enemies of the homeland attack, only the bravest are willing to defend it, but on this occasion, Dutch intelligence has allied itself with Spanish intelligence to defend against a greater threat… (no need to mention them).

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I have an idea zaryans

I recently bought myself an old jewpanese boombox with a feature of recording tapes, should i get an empty tape and record ongezellig on it?

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Homestuck has had a MUCH greater cultural impact than Ongezellig and it's not even close.

Homestuck
>Legendary web comic spanning hundreds of pages that has inspired and entertained millions of people
>Redefined online culture
>Basically Kiwifarms preferred NAS
>Aesthetic is a pure, unadulterated GEMERALD
>Still has new installments to the series and new original fan creations every day
>Paradoxically still too niche to have connections to 'cord groomers despite all of this

(((Ongezellig))):
>Unfinished Dutch indieslop spanning a whopping grand total of 24 minutes
>Zero cultural impact outside of the Zarty and Reddit
>Forced onto /qa/ and the sharty by one autistic schizo and whose memory is only kept alive by zartyshills (unlike gabriel dropout which was let onto /qa/ naturally)
>Only liked by diaper-wearing discord pedophiles who goot to drawing of underage sisters
>Creator literally shelved the project and disowned his own fanbase because of how much his fans suck (GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG)
>NAS, dying brimstone

It's time to admit that Homestuck is white masculine culture kino, while 'zellig has always been the hemorrhaging tumor of the soysphere. It's time to let it rest and give actual gems the spotlight.

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This video on shitter is quickly reaching the 1 million views, in under 48 hours, which means this video made the same views as Deel 1+2's 1M at least 1100 times faster

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/OZTDS/ - Zemocracy

ATTENTION ZARYANS!
As it is officially Thursday, I would like to announce the Official Zarty Thread for Discussion of Stickies. (OZTDS)
^Evandoe it's not official bc I am not related to Bob or any of the Zarty Staff
Feel free to yell at "BOOOOOOOOOB" to your heart's content at what thread (You) would like to see stickied.

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https://x.com/nyankewl/status/2032514610788520072
nu influx of normies incoming

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Ongezellig the fan book

Have you read the 17/18 chapter long Ongezellig fan-fiction?
I thought it was better than some other Ongezellig fan-fiction, I've read, but it's still quite a unique read (also the characters stick to their characterization from the Deels and the lore Docs).

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Reposting zellig art from the Shemmy because someone is being a SLF and not sharing them here

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How would one create a tranny character in the ongezellig style?
<no troonjak because that would be cheating
What would be xeir name? I'm thinking "Tran" because of the 4 word name rule