No.96220
maya best housewife, no contest
No.96223
>>96222put yourself in the shoes of a mayacel, you help maya get better and happier, she learns basics of useful stuff like cooking, she would take care of the house and kids and make you food when you come home from work
No.96225
>>96223eve&doe Coco is gooder in ever way
No.96226
I really wish Coco was my mother, imagine her caring deeply and lovingly for me. I want a Boer mother right now!
No.96229
Coco obviously
No.96232
>>96223Trve but in terms as they are in the show Coco clears
No.96234
cococels showing they are mancels wanting a mommy: the thread
No.96235
>>96219pretty much everyone treats their children differently than they treat average people, so it's difficult to tell. not to mention they're teenagers and they'll likely go through a lot of mental development before they have kids.
Mymy's the only one who's shown interest in having children, but she likely sees them as a source for profit. her children might respect her, but not have a very intimate bond with her.
Coco would probably be a fine, emotionally available parent. her handling of her past trauma suggests that she's good at handling difficult situations. although, assuming that she doesn't significantly improve after adolescence, i imagine she could also be too overbearing, which might really stress her kid(s) out.
i honestly think Maya has a solid shot at being a good mother. she's quiet and boring, and those are underrated traits when it comes to parents, since kids need a source of stability. i also imagine her depressing developmental years would give her emotional depth and empathy for her kid(s). it also helps that she grew up on the the Internet, so she'd be well equipped to teach her kid(s) how to navigate it safely in this digital era. additionally, she previously took good care of a cat, meaning that she can be trusted to take of those who are helpless. of course, if she doesn't significantly change after adolescence, she'll most likely end up being neglectful.
No.96236
>>96234Problem Incel? We worship maternity because it's
WHITE No.96239
Maya for sure. She's quiet, she knows the dangers of internet, she dresses modestly, she's loving, she's feminine
No.96247
i'll be honest, i don't know. we can argue and try to theorize but, that's like arguing over a bag you have no clue what is inside of or however those lines go. i do have to say, i love maya a lot, and would love to help her become better at it or something, unless op was meaning it in a different way in which case he should fucking bleed.
>does that mean you hate mymy/coco/whatever the fuck else
no nigger, i said what i said stop twisting my shit, i'm a mayaGOD not a mayafag, learn the difference. same goes with x-characterGOD and -FAG, those exist for any character, and if you are someone saying the other character is shit purely because it's not your favorite character, than you are of the FAG category. FACT! stop the xisterwars already. shut those down!
>>>leaked over nothing that hasn't even happened yet award
No.96250
>>96239No, no. To KIDS, not to YOU
No.96279
>>96278I would do this, but only out of hate.
No.96282
>>96219Depends on your definition of "best".
Mymy would definitely be the best breeder, but having lots of kids along with her tiger mom Japsterdam genes would make her a schizophrenic mix of absent and overbearing.
Maya would be a muted reflection of her husband, not contributing much of her own. Her kids would love her but pretty much take her for granted.
Coco would be a soft and loving yet fussy mother, and likely snap at her kids once or twice, scaring the life out of them. They'd still love her and think of her fondly, but it would stay with them.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.96287
>>96286Coal, we all know a fly wouldn't let a /co/nigger ride him
No.96291
>>96279Pushing Maya's head into the wall moderately hard 15-27 times ❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹 (she enjoys it)
No.96292
>>96291nooooooooo :(
petting maya head are gooder
No.96295
>>96292you can still pat and cvddle after. I wouldn't do anything bad enough to bruise her… on visible parts of her, anyway.
unless she really wanted
No.96301
>>96291I was cursed with terrible indigestion for this post Zaryans please say good things only about Maya thank you
No.96307
why has this thread not been deleted yet?
No.96315
>>96286>seething over the fact that having children is literally breeding4cuck derangement moment
No.96317
>>96219Coco, absolutely no competition
No.96318
>>96315Nigga it's rational to think it's weird as fuck to say breeding over having children like you wouldn't go up to a woman and say "how do you do fellow
female." Even if it's sort of same thing, one has a wildly different connotation and it comes off as creepy to casually talk like a 4cucker.
No.96320
>>96318Would "the best child-haver" have been better? It's the easiest way to make the point. Not all of us are so brainrotted by porn that the word "breed" is immediately related to your goonsesh content.
No.96321
thinly veiled /co/ pedo thread
No.96324
>>96322Yes, that is precisely what you're doing. Good job in recognising it.
No.96328
>>96324Lmao no. If I had specified that the thing that was weird about saying "breeding" was specifically porn, your claim here that "erm, YOU are the one psychologically projecting CHUD" may have had merit, but that obviously wasn't what I meant with my original comment and you pulled that out of your own ass. There are many more reasons why using that word is weird than in the way gooners use it. Remember when I made that comparison to casually calling a woman "female?" Well, if you had half of a brain, you'd realize that calling a woman "female" is weird because while you aren't wrong, you typically don't just casually fucking say that in a conversation. The word "female" is typically used to identify the sex of say, a newborn baby or to identify the sex of animals, not random people. So it almost gives off a dehumanizing connotation. This connotation is also found in saying "breeder" because, well, that word seems like it should be used for pigs and other domestic animals, not an actual human. And you for some reason assumed that the only negative connotation for the word breeding was porn and and projected that onto me, which is literally psychological projection my friend.
No.96329
do you faggots ever NOT get into arguments for being deviants?
serious question.
No.96334
>>96325Hey Maya! You lost weight!
No.96336
>>96334projectioncucks… what is this…
No.96337
>>96336Hey Maya has big bones
No.96341
>>96340Japanese /pol/nigger posted this
No.96366
>>96340Nobody says or looks like this
No.96377
>>96369she would hate you for saying this though.
she doesn't value superficiality, unlike you.
No.96378
>>96377Maya! Breakfast is ready. Stop being angry at the computer
No.96432
>>96328>wordswordswordsPlease take your meds
No.96472
>>96233r_terra hands wrote this..
No.96496
>>96288whats the joke about fly nigga im not as terminally online as yall
No.96505
>>96502only xitter troons use those words
No.96614
>>96505obsessed
also what's the fucking joke with the fly
No.96640
>>96627tsmt, mayaretards expect her to cook for them when all she only does is goon to an octopus every day
No.96641
>>96627Maya looks so cute in this picture
No.96642
>>96640trvke, they are useless eaters
>>96641coco is cuter doe albeit maya is cute aswell
No.96647
>>96644coco would cry if you showed this picture to her
No.96655
>>96650>>96651heartless faggot 'cord woke up
No.96663
>>96659laziest paintbucket ever award
No.96696
>>96282>questioner doesn't get banned>someone seriously answers the question>answer gets bannedWhat are we even doing?
No.96763
Maya is gooder
No.96777
>>96707coco loves maya though, why would she be happy to see her get hurt?
No.96779
>>96777Coco doesn't want to hurt Maya if only Maya didn't try to hurt her first
No.96785
>>96778>>96779>xitter filenamegeg all maya haters are xittercacas
No.96803
Coco obviously
No.96808
obviously maya albeit, she would treat you like you're the best thing ever.
No.96809
>>96808even doe she doesn't have good social skills
No.96810
she would dote on you though.
No.96839
>>96777Because she's acting in self-defense and loves asserting dominance over her brown xisters
No.96902
>>96803Yep. Coco letting you fondle her coconuts would be kino.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.96907
>>96902Zoot why did you even post it???