/zellig/ - Ongezellig

Hi my name is Chud Niggerslayerson1488 I am writing this with a log of raisin on some toilet paper. I woke up as I usually did in my concrete block apartment as I live in Europe, I had my coffe and cigarettes for breakfast and got ready for my shitty fast food job. But all my relatives had been killed by immigrants and I didn't have a car so I couldn't get a lift, and I didn't wanna take the bus since it's filled with curry-stinking jeets, pakis and violent arabic shitskins. So I phoned a knockoff uber, this would be the worst decision of my life… The uber knockoff was called "Unbothered Brapping Lesotho Ubers INC." I thought it was strange but I didn't have a choice as I was broke and I could only afford that one and walking wasn't a choice here as I would get BTFOd by niggers in my area. The uber was a filthy shitcoloured brown and stinky green braps exited the exhaust pipe, the "car" was covered in MAP flags, awards and various flags from south american, African and south east asian countries and it had some red lips. I thought that was strange to say the least but since I already paid I got in, and as I did I felt an immense amount of horror wash over me as I saw that all the insides were stained with cum and neo-vagina fluids, the driver was a fat african man he spoke in a garbled tongue but said something among the lines of "Ay mayne get yo cracka ass in da zeltycar already we ain' got no time to lose blod, mi wanna go home so mi can goon to Mymyabuse, scat and 'o on el 'cord with my true zellig fan sisters" I just told him to drive as I was getting tired of being in the car already and felt nauseous, as the fat nigger drove he whipped out his cum-stained phone from 2008 with discord and shortcuts to websites like zelligparty dot soy and jakparty dot soy being the only apps, he opened discord to a server named zelligzone which was filled to the brim with 'p, Mymyabuse, gore, BBC, yuri and other horros that were hard to see because of the niggers massive fat back. The niggers gaze was soley focused on the vile contents and stroked his tiny 'ecker with the other fat baby-like fist, the car sped past my work location and far into some apocalyptic town called "zeltyville" as the nigger reached his climax the car crashed, he died instantly hitting a brick wall his fat brown face smashing into the brickwall. I didn't know if I was lucky or unlucky to survive as I gazed out the window it was filled with obese brown men walking with their transgender girlfriends, I climbed out of the car window, I saw this apocalyptic nigger village it was far far away from any white civilization. Trying to find anyone that wasn't subhuman to help me get home proved a hard task but I tried anyways that's when a fat fucking nigger started grabbing me from behind and started speaking aroused ebonics "Yow white bwoy waah fi cum tuh mi gooncave? yu cyaah tek sum estrogen an dress up as Mymy an mi cyaah goon tuh yu as mi tie yu up an choke yu jus like mi favourite Mymyabuse gemmies an Wi cyaah goon tuh sum 'lita togedda an Maya gemmies" I didn't know what the fat fucking nigger tranny Jamaican said but I pulled out my illegally bought Chinese switchblade and stabbed him in the gut, slicing his fat nigger belly open bile, guts, fried chicken, water melon, gumbo and semen flooded out of his fat belly. As I ran from the scene all the niggers started shouting "GIT DI BABYLON DIS WHITE BWOY KILL AWON" and it wasn't long before some niggers handcuffed me, they had VR headsets playing 'p and gore videos 24/7 but still caught me somehow, I ws thrown in a jail shack, I'm stuck in this hut, they barely feed me. I am surely still stuck here when you read this, again this is being written with my own shit on some toilet paper as I'll send it out by carrier pidgeon as a cry for help…