/zellig/ - Ongezellig

We trigger 4cucks with the zems of our posts
Horrendous roach defends the loli
A dead show from a lack of new deels
Theres CP beneath agugu
A coal-rush as our zaryans rest
Then you post your oc in my thread
Coming up in a sea of chuds
Troons posting on another co thread


Beware of the CP
on your board
When we're posting zem and coal!
And slash co's desire
Is burning with the zaryan's fire
Beware of the CP
On your board
When we're posting zem and coal!
And slash co's desire
Is burning with the zaryans's fire


4cuck seethe (Seethe)
From our posts
The CP spammer, cries ACK
4cuck seethe (Seethe)
From our posts
The CP spammer, cries ACK


Beware of the CP
on your board
When we're posting zem and coal!
And slash co's desire
Is burning with the zaryan's fire
Beware of the CP
On your board
When we're posting zem and coal!
And slash co's desire
Is burning with the zaryans's fire



They say the spammer
Posts CP
and 'chieves the threads
They say that grim drew 'p
in a slash co post
We banned the spammer from-the-zar-ty
guess he switched out his I-P
Cause he's posting more C-P
Trying to drown-out our O-C
They say the spammer
Posts C P
and 'chieves the threads
When the turk
Cries ACK
With this gemmy thread


Beware of the CP
on your board
When we're posting zem and coal!
And slash co's desire
Is burning with the zaryan's fire
Beware of the CP
On your board
When we're posting zem and coal!
And slash co's desire
Is burning with the zaryans's fire
And slash co's desire
Is burning with the zaryans's fire

>>70917
Zem department?

>>70917
made something

>>76315
Diamond

Shilling my channel
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcfo91kydcrfF-8b9OjrdIciaedByYWV-

>>76403
I :transheart: you ChudGunner.

>>76404
Thank yvo saars 😍

>>76477
We loooove you 'gunner

>>76467
How the fuck did I miss this

>>76467
holy gem how did i miss this… zaryan i love these

>>77788
Zarty saving niggerrap although is there anyone with a deep enough voice

>>77789
I mean Tyler literally just lowered the pitch for his voice in post whenever Dr TC speaks

music is for faggots

IRFC (I Really Fucking Care)
IFHY X Ongezellig

Voices:
>Coco
<Mymy
+Maya
^Vera

>I never would've thought that
>You would be pulling at my nerves
>'Cause you had said all that
>I need a new drumset, scared I almost wrecked it when I thought back
>For presentation, ten minutes couldn't go past without me trying to help
>Only few hours til due so I'll state more than ten reasons
>I care about you or something like that
>You're unsocial, the fucking thought of you without anyone else
>I don't like that new messages getting left not read
>'Cause I get pretty sad when you talk about friends you never had
>This isn't an intervention I just happen to rant when you don't have the best intentions
>And find time to write facts (fuck)
>I love you
<(Can we add some more color, orange, yellow, maybe even, red?)
^(Yeah, that's good)
>I don't hate you
>Only I nearly killed you
>Broke my heart you turn my building to rubble
>Just listen and stop all the fumble
>We're good at being troubled
>Yeah
>I don't hate you
>Only I nearly killed you
>Broke my heart you turn my building to rubble
>Just listen and stop all the fumble
>We're good at being troubled
>Yeah
>Maya you fucking with my emotions
>The fuck was all that talk about?
>I nearly considered killing
>You made me look like a bitch, I snitched but a cat you stitched
>But in my cat house
>My sis is not the closest
>Crazy who makes me the saddest
>Can make me the maddest
>Look, Hook
>Go plunder someone else's wonder-er-land, I ain't Peter
>You say you're perfect for nobody
>What the fuck is this logic?
>Please, I don't wanna sound demeaning
>I promise I'll make up in due time, so stop tearing
>And you'll see the meaning of bonding
>When I get time to figure out your mind
>Knew you saw a new dude but couldn't control your >attitude
>Then proceed to fuck up your evening
>I hope you two meet again I know your sun was beaming
>'Cause when I hear your name, I cannot stop cheesing
>Hate you but I knew you almost stopped breathing I almost started beating
>And I'm prayin' that your mind ceased depravin'
>I looked a lot but I couldn't find a reason
>I was aggressive since you gave me one good reason
>It's that my mood change like these goddamn seasons
>My mind ponders these thoughts won't be leaving
>I'll fall for you, but I love you
>Stop falling now, you're bringing me with
>Broke my heart you turn my building to rubble
>Just listen and stop all the fumble
>We're good at being troubled
>Yeah
>The sky is falling, girl, let's try to catch it
>The sess is ending, c'mon just go and try it
>The sess is ending, c'mon just go and try it
>The sess is ending, c'mon just go and try it today
>(You can, do it)
>The sess is ending, c'mon just go and try it
>The sess is ending, c'mon just go and try it
>The sess is ending, c'mon just go and try it today, do it
>Come on baby
>Oh dearest Maya
>I always think about you
>No hate in my soul
>I love you
>And Mymy agrees too
>I'm passive aggressive (I'm sorry, fuck)
>Acted too aggressive (I'm sorry, Maya)
>(Stay here)
>I like it when you thrive
>(You've got so much in you)
>Don't be so jealous (please)
>And if I see that fella (i will find him)
>I'll tell him about you (tell em)
>(Look, I'll take you with the VOC, find you a better place)
>Love, love, love
>(Let you take your time, finding your light)
>(And maybe then, you can really see, just how much I care)
>(Just see)
>I really love (you)
>I really love (you)
>I don't hate you
>Only I nearly killed you
>Broke my heart you turn my building to rubble
>Just listen and stop all the fumble
>We're good at being troubled
>Yeah
+Yo, so why is Coco such a fucking dick?
<What do you mean?
<I've only seen her try to help you, a lot
<Probably some guilt cause she couldn't help her parents back then
+Uh what about them?

>>78962
Fixed it again award

>>78962
Incredibly sovlfvl although it's niggerrap I don't like, I can probably count on the tip of my hands the ones I do like

>>78978
I feel like I should make a parody of another song but my entire discography is filled with niggerrap 🥀
Any gemmy ideas?

>>78982
Probably MF Doom or Doodsgrepen they are the only ones who don't sound like total brimstone

>>78982
First 3 Kanye albums are good niggerrap

>>78987
Ye mentioned ww3 is fucking fire

>>78992
Tsmt, doebeit I like the sound of his older albums more where he uses sovl samples

>>78993
also trve, i fucking LOVE college dropout, graduation and especially mdbtf the uh ye album or whatever it's called the bipolar one is also pretty gemmy at times he just got everything for anything like for any mood you have he's got you covered for good

The 'Jakker - soyparody of The Gambler by Kenny Rogers

On a warm summer's evenin' on a board oh so dusty
I met up with a 'jakker we were both too tired to post
So we took turns a-starin' at the threads on the sharty
The pph it dwindled and he began to speak

He said 'teen, I've made a life out of baitin' and replyin'
And knowin' they were seethin' by the leakage and their cries
So if you don't mind my sayin', I can see your thread is dyin'
For a taste of your spr-o-oke I'll give you some advice

So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow
Then he bumped a 'zellig thread and he scrolled through the site
And the 'sphere got deathly quiet and his threads die oh so quickly
Said "if you're gonna post online, boy, you gotta learn to post it right.

You gotta know when to bump 'em, know when to sage 'em
Know when to DNI and know when to 'port
You never quote the numbers when you're quotin' with a soyjak
There'll be time enough for OC when the baiter's done

Every 'jakker knows that the secret to good tracin'
Is knowin' what makes a good jak and knowin' what does gleam
'Cause every 'jak's a gemstone and every 'jak's a brimstone
And the best thing you can hope for is to wake from this dream

And when he finished speakin', he turned back to his PC
Closed out of his browser and faded of to sleep
And somewhere in the coalmine, the 'jakker, he found iron
But in his final words, I found a gem that I could keep

You gotta know when to bump 'em, know when to sage 'em
Know when to DNI and know when to 'port
You never quote the numbers when you're quotin' with a soyjak
There'll be time enough for OC when the baiter's done

You gotta know when to bump 'em, know when to sage 'em
Know when to DNI and know when to 'port
You never quote the numbers when you're quotin' with a soyjak
There'll be time enough for OC when the baiter's done

You gotta know when to bump 'em, know when to sage 'em
Know when to DNI and know when to 'port
You never quote the numbers when you're quotin' with a soyjak
There'll be time enough for OC when the baiter's done

I need to get a proper set up soon, something better than a garage and a phone as recorder. When I have that I'll do a remaster of all my songs.

>>80244
The sovl is there this is so gemmy thanks zaryan

BOFFALO
BUFFALO X Ongezellig

Voices:
<Mymy
>Eiko
^Soei

YEAH! FEEL ALRIGHT? YEAH!
…
YEAH! FEEL ALRIGHT? YEAH!
…
YEAH! FEEL ALRIGHT? YEAH!
…
YEAH! FEEL ALRIGHT? YEAH!

<God, goodness gracious
<I'll be seeing the eyes open on these japs' faces
<Double M going nuts, noten ain't gonna be in this baking
<Hunting, hooking and lynching yellow gooks stops giving me all this shame
<Waffles were served, pussy nips just dipped
<So I told 'em that I'll exchange the word "jap" with "nooki"
<And all them "nookies" is pissed because their tree is aflame
<Couldn't handle two bombs them "nookies" too busy brooding to breed
<But, I'm a fraud I get hard thinking about them big parrot pecs
<Preaching while I'm reaching for that slick Koek stick
<Killing negers picking cotton felt like I'm fuckin' Arnold Schwarzenegger
<Mymy Schoppenboer fuckin' eat you like a stroopwaffel
<Brain studded but doesn't hate kittens but she won't feed em
<Won't be suckin' get your hands off me bitch, I'm sixteen.
<Told gooks to back off, away from the 'lig 'log
<Hate hearing beds creaking so I'll put some 'phones on
<Should've made them broads brawl it
^(Ay they're messed up, i get it, just ignore all it)
<Hairybacks when the lonely girl says, wait
<Let's seek some options
<For shilling in this market, only stop when they barkin'
<Gave no choice to ziggers, and dear Captain Koek
<Where you at? My "Massa" you can be
<That's the trvth I'm filthy like that greedy jew's most favorite 'ru
<AI, artworks, videos, they want more of me
<While y'all negers watchin' Massa
<Neger Massa won't be watching me

>If you fuck this up…
>Why are so many fuckin' losers here, who wanna marry this bitch?
YEAH! FEEL ALRIGHT? YEAH!
>Start running in those tall boots motherfucker!
>Can this brat even handle being rep'?
YEAH! FEEL ALRIGHT? YEAH!

<Eenie, meenie, miney, mo, chinky, chinks look like a mink
<Chopsticks, small dicks, Nagasaki blown to bits
<"Mymy the yellow, b-acking on the gallows"
<Gooks think they can hide me bitch I'll show you why I'm truly awesome
YEAH! FEEL ALRIGHT? YEAH!
>Mymy, Mymy, I swear to- I swear to fuck! If you fucking-
>Do not fuck this up!
>You have the whole fandom in your fucking hands!
YEAH! FEEL ALRIGHT? YEAH!

<How many boers in the house?
<Someone get the curtains cause my sis is getting lonely
<Snacks and pornography and streams make it obvious
<That every Maya-loving faggot lackin' confidence
<How many boers in the house? (do not fuck this up!)
<Keep calling me Dutch cause that chink spirit ain't in me
<M a great rep but she might be pretty racist
<Bitch I'm always at the top unlike them scaredy cats who hate me
<Wait, how many boers in the house?
<Vera don't count cause she took little part in our tandem
<Leave it to me most all the other bitches is weak
<Cause all these gooner pedophiles couldn't stop jacking their shit to me
<Wait, how many boers in the house?
<Ain't nobody speaking now you see how high I'm at now

YEAH! FEEL ALRIGHT? YEAH!
…
YEAH! FEEL ALRIGHT? YEAH!
…
YEAH! FEEL ALRIGHT? YEAH!

I'll make a lyrics analysis of this later.

>>81591
holy shit

>>81591
Wow I thought the symbol was done for fun and not for this absolute efforterald, this is tanzanite you know

>>81591
My next song parody is either gon be about yfke smoking weed or one song abt a dutch food, latter one will have 3 art pieces with one of them being whiteface cleo.

>>81600
*4
That one might take long

>>81591
BOFFALO lyrics analysis

>>81600
Do yfke first

Sorry the yfke one will be put on hold, as for now have this:

BLT
Colossus (Tyler The Creator) X Ongezellig

Voices:
>Maya
^Coco
Zaryans
<Mayafag

Lyrics:
>Went to Five Guys, five dykes came up
>And said "Ayo! Is the next deel soon?" I said no
>And they said "Oh! It's Maya, Coco, bvilt for BBC though!"
>Now we're like, "shit, how the fuck do we got out of this?
>So I'm sitting there frozen by Coco's behind
>With a nervous look like I was being hung by the straps like she relapsed
>So fucking annoyed 'cause I came for quick lunch
>'Cause some 'teen said we were here, knew the air gave me a hunch
(Maya's here!)
>All because they saw the top bun, heard my speech blunder
>And them fucking eyes, bet they want me as their own waifu
>They pirate-boarded me just to plunder
>Feel my mind break asunder,
<"Hey Maya, can I…?"
>No, bitch, don't you see me tryna buy eat some kruidnoten?
<"But Maya, you're my waifu, I used to be lonely
<Until I watched "Ongezellig" the last deel got to me
<See, I used to goon all day until my cock would bleed
<With you, I'll be the happiest I think I'll ever be
<My life is just like yours, full of hate
<My aunty must have forgot to limit my net access
<In school, I was the one who kept getting into ditches
<So every girl in there would say I'll never get bitches
<So when I saw you the same, i thought you would like me
<You're wife material to incels like me
<Not the incels who just like you 'cause they're horny while teen
<I'm talking 'bout me, misunderstood 'bout love until hearing you speak
<Your voice came to me right in the moment of heat
<Not just that, but of course, seein' you put me in heat
<Gun near-pulled while in my seat, I saw that first intro segment
<And it drew me in like groomers carrying good treats
<Then saw me in yourself, "Fuck, is she speaking to me?"
<See, me and you, we go together like bears and them bees
<I mean bears and Goldilocks, see my forearm?
<I carved your name on it this morning with a switch blade
<In my personal shrine that I hid in my closet
>(I'm scared-)
<I'm hard, I'm sorry I thought 'bout kissing just you 'n me
<Now I found you, saw you in your highschool
>(Uhh)
<Maya, I love you, wanna marry and love you
>(Uhm what?)
<I think 'bout future kids and I don't even fucking try to
>(I'm sixteen)
<Wish I had a mansion just so you can live with me
<We could play Sims 4 and watch your animes and eat fried nuts
<While I caress your pretty face buns
<Fire up the PC watching you scroll your feed
<I'm trashy too, so we'll get use to our smells
<And Epke that cunt, you should've dropped that mutt
<You should've took me instead
>(I don't know you-)
<See, if you can't have him then no one should either
<And if I can't have you then he shouldn't either
<No one should see you, but still you're always inside
<I worship you, ask you with the gold ring 'til my knees hurt
>(What the fuck)
<Need you Maya, Ongezellig, Schoppenboërs
<I know it seems like I'm a bitch weirdo stalker
<But I'm just so lonely and I wanna be your kids' father
>(Please just go)
<I might be a NEET, but I'll spend my whole life supporting your endeavors
<'Cause
>(I appreciate it, but…)
<I want you Maya
>(Alright)
<I like red-dyed hoods or just red white socks
<Love thigh highs you wore, I know that you don't suck
<Pics all over my shrine, I got a doll with your face
<Now I'm playing Barbie but Dutch, there's a perfect hole in the back
>(What the fuck)
<And I sent requests on 'cord, about 10 each a day
<And now I'm bitter 'cause you don't react or reject
>(Please just-)
<And the boys think I'm gay 'cause I play "Ik ben het maar" everyday
<In the park all alone speakers bothering nearby kids"
<All right, please just get going, you're weird, she doesn't like you
^We're tryna get BLTs, go back with your TBP
<(Coco, listen)
^Get going will you, stop scanning up all our bits
^But I know for a fact that you would tickle my clits
^And you're too weird so we're weirded, now you sound like a queer
^After talking and "soy-ing" 'bout their favorite teen waifu
^"Need you" and "love you
<(I really do though)
^sick of hearing "be my wifey"
^I'm grateful that there's fans, though Massa didn't care otherwise
<"Yeah, whatever, but I fucking love seeing fan content!
<I was on Xitter once, saw 'ya in a nice jet-black jacket
<Saw another that had her as a trad wife and when I saw all the fanficts of her
<That's when my fucking deep crush got started"
…
^We're not even real man, this is just sad…

>>87485
RapGOD….

>>87488
Going to try and learn animation after I graduate, I've got two mvs that I want to make 'lig parodies of in the future that I think will be gemmy. Rn I'm making these to up my lyricism.
Maybe I'll also try learning how to sing and rap it too, not sure yet.

>>87489
Sorry for the late response
<reddit^
But I am curious of what they will be about, SMVS were always my favourite kind of gemeramd

>>88150
These will likely take a long time to make since I'll be learning to animate from scratch, but here's the plans I got so far:
The first MV will be this:
https://youtu.be/3lDqMx4rmFU?si=w8UHbYxpO3KsocKT
I wanna animate it as Coco arguing with Maya like >>78962. Instead of dolls, I think they'll be replaced with wooden puppets and the house in the vid will take place in Mymy's bedroom.
<reddit space
The last MV will be a parody of this:
https://youtu.be/TGgcC5xg9YI?si=W-j08UEmoBXENM-G
Each lig sister will have their own verse and each of their scenes will be decorated to fit their character, like the african plains for Coco and a Dutch parade for Mymy. This will likely take the most amount of time as I want to capture the atmosphere with the visuals perfectly.
<reddit space
Other than that, expect smaller animations to be made about the 'ligs. Bit ambitious, but I've got determination, still got to finish that 'mic I started a while ago too.

>>87485
*BWC

>>88156
Zaryan, I completely KNEEL

I see a Coco post
And I want it to be blacked
No gems anymore
I want them to turn blacked
I see the sisters walk by
Dressed in their 'jakked clothes
I have to be blacked some more
Until my coaliness goes
I see a 'log of threads
And they're all being blacked
With soyquotes and my 'jaks
Both never to come back
I've seen zaryans sage the threads
And quickly look away
Like a newborn caca
It just happens everyday
I look inside myself
And see my folder is blacked
I see my Coco post
I must have it blacked
Maybe then, I'll be banished
And not have to face the facts
It's not easy facing up
When your whole board is blacked
No more will my gemmy 'party
Go turn a deeper blue
I could not foresee this thing
Happening to (You)
If I look hard enough
Into the setting 'sphere
My love will geg with me
Before the admin comes
I see a Coco post
And I want it to be blacked
No gems anymore
I want them to turn blacked
I see the sisters walk by
Dressed in their 'jakked clothes
I have to be blacked some more
Until my coaliness goes
I wanna see it painted
Painted blacked
Blacked as night
Blacked as coal
I wanna see the 'log
Blotted out from the screen
I wanna see it blacked, blacked, blacked
Painted blacked, yeah

>>107487
cocosissies…

>>107488
The trvke that destroyed South Africa and made it into Rhodesia 2

>>107487
mods it's brimstone

>>107487
Le official hymn of /zate/