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File: 1745888569081.mp4 (22.88 MB, 1920x1080, maya will always be MY gem….mp4)

 No.80530[Last 50 Posts]

I love you Maya… you will always be my shiny little gem… I wish i could just give you a hug and show you just how much i love you, how much i care for you, how much i think about you. my love for you truly goes as far as it goes. you're my star, my perfect silence Maya…..

 No.80531

the great replacement has now been established. what once was a land of mymyfags, has now been tamed by the NZO to flood it with mayaDEITIES. Every thread now has a mayaGOD proclaiming how much they dedicate themselves to worshipping. Every mention of waifufagging attracts the horde of mayacels defending her honor or something something too overwhelming for me to finish this

 No.80532

obsessed brimstone, deport yourself reelfag

 No.80533

Men are the true romantics.

 No.80534

>>80531
It's over for MymyGODS…

 No.80535

>>80532
i wish i could deport myself to her heart, to just be with her for ever and always, but sadly that's not possible, i do appreciate your enthusiasm and support however, wishing the best for me that i could be with her is sweet

 No.80537

Cocofags and Verafags becoming endangered species, truly epitome of the white race

 No.80571

>>80530
i don't do this but i understand why you would do this

 No.80572

>>80530
Can someone tally up how many mayafag glaze posts there have been?

 No.80573

>>80530
omg… very nice video zaryan i love her too…i think about maya all the time she is so wonderful and special i want to make her feel safe and loved…i want to wake up every morning and see her smiling at me… its almost indescribable how much i love her…

 No.80574

>>80572
Thrembo tending to 1488

 No.80576

I can't help but smile and feel a nice warmth looking at pictures of Maya. Perfect to calm down before going to sleep…

 No.80580

>>80530
I didn't notice this was a video, animated nicely too, 'em but typical waifufagging post therefore shiny iron

 No.80586

File: 1745913937317.png (136.71 KB, 415x707, i love someone with autism.png)

>I can't help but smile and feel a nice warmth looking at pictures of Maya. Perfect to calm down before going to sleep…

 No.80589

Shes 16 you pedophile

 No.80590

>>80586
>>80576
tsmt… She is so beautiful…
>>80589
inb4 porn/coal/gore gets posted in 5 minutes as a falseflag

 No.80591

File: 1745915609220.png (619.47 KB, 434x486, ClipboardImage.png)

>She's 16 chicken nuggets old you pedophile

 No.80594

>>80591
i say this

 No.80595

Zemerald albeit self insert
>The chud coomed on Maya image at 0:12
Mayagooners as always doe

 No.80596

>>80595
its a tear doebeit though because i cry every night when i think about Maya

 No.80597

>>80596
>tear even doe the color is WHITE and the close up of chud crying shows his tears being BLUE
yup mayafags are the biggest gooners in the zarty, the absolute coal that is killing it so to speak. shut it down.

 No.80598

>>80597
>stealth maya tribute video
geggy

 No.80599

>>80598
poor chud. being an unhealthy depressed unfit male due to being a mayacel, was only able to squirt out a droplet

 No.80600


 No.80638

File: 1745927071438.png (280.7 KB, 720x685, foenkiepke.png)

Hey, sorry to be a demoralizer here Zaryans, but Maya will never be real. Let's be pragmatic here, your mutt Indonesian chink waifu will never exist in real-life. A femcel like her will reject chuds in favor of foenkike self-insert (Epke) in Massa's show which isn't even white. She doesn't want to be with whitoids like you chuddy tranny incels here. Maya will never want or will be with you. Period.
{Reddit space}
So abandon your infantile pursuits and start waifufagging better candidates such as mymy, coco and vera who are better than maya in every way possible. and no you will never make a baby with her she's already defiled by her teacher in her school (so Mayafags are just cucks getting NTR'd already).

 No.80640

you're just trying to take maya for yourself doe, it's too late nigger she already lives and plays videogames with me

 No.80641

>>80638
/co/ hands wrote this post

 No.80642

>>80595
>crying and cumming at the same time
only the most stonecold zaryan truecels can achieve this feat

 No.80643

>>80638
this is super duper ultra bait but mymy and coco arent real either doe

 No.80645

>>80638
Massa's hands wrote this

 No.80657

>>80638
Epke hands wrote this

 No.80679

>>80595
fuck you faggot it's a tear i wasted like 10 minutes searching for one and still only found this shit
>>80597
the tear is transparent and the background was white when we see that chud turns off his phone the tear looks like a tear, blue tear on him is just stylistic choice, if 'jaks are crying they usually cry blue gtfo

 No.80680

>>80679
damage control central

 No.80682

File: 1745944551055.gif (776.07 KB, 1872x1080, shutitdown.gif)

>fuck you faggot it's a tear i wasted like 10 minutes searching for one and still only found this shit
>the tear is transparent and the background was white when we see that chud turns off his phone the tear looks like a tear, blue tear on him is just stylistic choice, if 'jaks are crying they usually cry blue gtfo

 No.80685

>>80679
dont listen to them i believe you

 No.80686

>>80679
Trvthnvkes, gooners see goonshit where there isn't any

 No.80688

>>80679
why have you spent 10 minutes searching for cum in a Maya video?

 No.80689

>>80688
Kill yourself tranny groomer projector shalallalala

 No.80691

>>80689
>shalallalala
obsessed

 No.80692

some niggers are really obsessed and really want to project themselves, i really don't get it. like fuck off nigger, your coom mentality makes you think instantly of some fucked up shit and makes you see shit where there isn't. YOU need to get yourself in control, embrace maya and care for her too, maybe then you'll be able to stop this bullshit gooning of yours

i appreciate those that can actually think for a moment and clearly see what it was meant to represent, but some niggers will just always be niggers.

 No.80695

>>80692
I appreciate your gemmy zem gems Zaryan

 No.80696


 No.80707

>>80692
ligtrvke

 No.80720

>>80692
>some niggers are really obsessed
Yeah like the OP. 4cuck tier coal

 No.80723

>>80692
Tell them man. All those gooning faggots need to get the fuck out of this site.

 No.80726

>>80723
as long as bullshit like racebait will be allowed these faggots will stay but those are just my 2 cents

 No.80776

>>80692
waifufagging itself is a form of coomerism. if you posted about real girls the way you post about cartoon ones, people would, rightfully, assume that you’re a depraved rapist. no one who insistently posts about how much they want to kiss and cuddle their teenage cartoon waifus isn’t porn brained to some degree, and they try to mask it by acting like they’re actually interested in wholesome, romantic scenes, but they’re too socially retarded to realize that nothing they say is cute or normal looking, it’s actually really cringy and unnerving.

 No.80777

>>80776
Remember the mymywaifus geg, and they were all some shade of brown or literal kids which I guess it's fair in the second case, although it's definitely tethering on iron/coal, we're not 16 anymore it has been years and we rightfully moved to make more projects, drawings etc

 No.80778

>>80777
im guessing the increase in waifufagging for maya has been a result of nufags finding their way into the site, given enough time they’ll eventually move on. first it was mymy, then maya, i do wonder if this site will live long enough to make coco the next candidate

 No.80782

>>80778
evendoe im a 2023 tired zigger (evendoe op is fairly new so youre half right)

 No.80783

>>80776
Rape women btw

 No.80785

File: 1745963337836.png (19.12 KB, 160x255, 1730230636047n.png)

>>80776
i don't mask anything, i truly just want to be with maya, that's the thing, unfortunately not everyone is capable of comprehending that some really do just care about loving one, cuddling and all that, some people just don't want to fuck the shit out of someone like YOU and you need to realize that, sure it may be cringy that i just love her, that i care about her and just want to be for her, supporting her, but that's on me, i care for maya and i love her. i am truly disgusted by people like you, who just automatically assume that if you love someone that it means that you want to fuck them, that you want to do all that degenerate shit, your gooner brain can not comprehend TRVE LOVE that's the issue, and i am honestly sorry for you and everyone around you about that, but who knows maybe i'm wrong here, either way i truly love her and that's a fact.


why can't we be friends? why can't we be friends? why can't we be friends? or however that goes

 No.80793

>>80692
Ragebaited by ME award
Hahaha zaryans it was really funny to notice that fake detail
It's so clear that was supposed to be a tear but lol that is such a funny blooper
Pls don't act as if we really thought that it wasn't a tear but something indecent
>>80785
<Why can't we be waifus
<Why can't we be waifus
<Why can't we be waifus
<Why can't we be waifuuuus
Or however the stroopwaffel is eaten

 No.80826

>>80785
Why can't you shut the fuck up for once? Use a period once in a while, damn nigga.

 No.80827

File: 1745979679327.gif (1.9 MB, 594x528, fuck this i'm out cobson.gif)

>>80826
i'm sorry.

 No.80829

>>80827
Capitalize the I, every Zaryan uses perfect grammar and punctuation, or else they are shitskin ESLs. And stop using a unique typing style, you MVST BE LIKE THE REST OF VS. Only do it in you goodnight thread, because nobody reads it.

 No.80831

>>80829
I DON'T HAVE A UNIQUE TYPING STYLE NIGGER! not that i know, y'all need meds and stop saying this bullshit i write how i write. FUCK OFF

 No.80832

File: 1745980687505.png (194.71 KB, 568x850, IMG_0117.png)

>>80831
you have a very unique “air” when im reading your posts. the spergy, chaotic, and unnecessary info dump makes you stand out from the other posts here thus i can differentiate you from the test. that, and how youre a mayacel gooner

 No.80833

>>80831
You just did it. When you post, it's just an annoying infodump of SNCA that make me want to bully the shit out of you. If you want to be heccin' noticed when you post, go to /brapbant/ and cultivate an image for yourself, the 'cord of the Zarty if you will.

 No.80834

File: 1745981526591.png (64.84 KB, 775x849, annoyed cobson.png)

>>80833
but i don't want that, what the fuck is the point of an anonymous image board then, sorry for typing so fast i just type out whatever comes out of my mind. nigga please, i'm sorry for being retarded, cut me some slack forgive me and just let me be. a couple posts a day won't kill you nigga now will they?

>>80832
stop projecting btw

 No.80838

>>80776
Finally someone put into words what's painfully obvious, let's see the damage control fallout
>>80785
on cue
The amount of delusion you need to have to say romantic obsession and sexual attraction are completely separate is atrocious, and atrociously inarticulate as always.

 No.80840

I just don't wanna see anymore waifufag posts, they give me second-hand embarrassment.

 No.80862

>>80840
Caring for Maya, wanting to change her life for the better and wanting to give her the love she didn't get much before is not waifufagging

 No.80864

File: 1745991426645.jpg (62.64 KB, 1024x576, 1744651417942346.jpg)

>>80862
>caring for Maya
>wanting her to change for the better
>wanting to give her love she didn't get much
That sounds like Coco, you're literally just like Coco ironically.

 No.80867

>>80862
yes it is

 No.80869

>>80862
actual fucking retard award

 No.80893

>>80864
who drew this…

 No.80895

File: 1746003753702.png (23.49 KB, 600x800, neutralplier (omgsisa).png)

you don't understand… MAYA NEEDS MY LOVE EVEN THOUGH SHE'S NOT REAL BECAUSE UM…
BECAUSE SHE JUST DOES… OK?

 No.80898

>>80893
Massa

 No.80900

>>80864
No, Coco doesn't want anything good to happen to Maya, she wants to keep Maya down so she can keep on boosting her own ego at Maya's expense, she keeps on showing off how many hobbies, skills, friends she has compared to Maya. Coco decided that best way to cope with the trauma of losing her parents would be to ruin the life of biological daughter of her adoptive parents, and to steal all their love from them for herself.

 No.80903

>>80900
>words words words muh projection muh coco bad
Even doe Coco genuinely wants the best for her xisters, including Maya, but it's all Coco's fault let blame others instead of xerself.

 No.80906

File: 1746006121190.png (3.04 MB, 2282x1521, AITRVKE.png)


 No.80907

>>80900
Tsmt. What Coco did there was very wrong and if I was there I wouldn't let her or anyone else do that to my sweet little tomato girl Maya…

 No.80908

>>80907
I am really really close to making up a 'jak based around waifucels, maybe something with a mask and coomer as a base

 No.80909

>>80908
Massive projection. I would btfo anyone who goons to Maya and torture those who draw 'p of her.

 No.80910

>>80909
dzvd, anyone gooning to Maya deserves being thrown into the woodchipper

 No.80911

>>80907
tsmt… my sweet Maya…

 No.80944

>>80900
you're just being miserable and blaming others for your faults like maya.
coco does want to help, you're mentally ill if you think otherwise

 No.80958


 No.81135

>>80900
I am a huge Mayafag myself but there really isn't anything that proves Coco is just trying to use Maya to boost her ego
Nothing that I have seen at the very least

 No.81137

>>80900
oh neee.. mayashits are genuinely delusional…

 No.81139

>>81137
I feel like so many mayaniggers are missing the point of this character
We are supposed to want Maya to grow as a person not try to defend her delusional worldview

 No.81141

>>81139
It's mass waifushit hysteria

 No.81142

>>81139
that's what i want, that's what some other want, but everyone has their own wants and opinions on things, everyone thinks and talks differently that's our human nature or something. i love her i want to be there for her and just help her, be there for her in difficult times and help her become the best version of herself (even though she's perfect as she is.)

 No.81143

>>81142
Maya is far from perfect but that doesn't make her a bad or unlovable person
If you truly love someone you would want them to get out of that self hating, delusional lifestyle and not reinforce their already delusional beliefs

 No.81145

>>81139
I would love to help change her life for the better

 No.81151

File: 1746090785256.jpg (264.77 KB, 1754x2048, giga_stare.jpg)

rightfully defending maya's justified worldview instead of thinking she needs to grow as a person

 No.81154

File: 1746091119175-0.jpg (52.17 KB, 680x836, gigachad hoodie.jpg)

File: 1746091119175-1.png (311.7 KB, 538x423, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1746091119175-2.png (137.12 KB, 723x666, incomprehensible gigachad.png)

honestly though that's such a soy thing to say
>OH MY GAHD YOU NEED TO HECKING GROW AS A PERSON AND STOP BEING A CHUDCEL
no i don't think i will..

 No.81155

>>80944
>>81135
>>81139
>>81143
If you support Coco's dreadful humiliation rituals against Maya then you don't love Maya, stop pretending, you are just Cocofag in denial. Those who love Maya want her to be happy being herself, instead of wanting her to be forced to abandon her personallity and follow that sad mockery of happy life that Coco uses to cope with her trauma.

 No.81158

>>81155
>no you stupid fucking chud
>you need to grow as a person or something

 No.81166

>>81155
So Maya should just be like the main character from the "Notes from Underground" you say?

 No.81179

>>81155
There has been a long time since our last meeting, mr. Envy.

 No.81182

>>81166
Marge what's that

 No.81250

>>81155
I don't want her to force her positive like Coco I just don't want her to be a miserable gooner for the rest of her life

 No.81263

>>81250
*force her positivity
Fuck my shitty nigger life

 No.81266

>>81250
On one hand you keep larping that you are all giant MayaGODs, you write how much you love her, you write that you want to be with her, but on other hand you keep calling her miserable, gooner, loser and all the other possible insults you can come up with against her. Can you just drop that mask off already and admit that you want to have Coco but with Maya's looks? You want to eat the cake, and still have the cake.

 No.81272

>>81250
You know that Maya's gooner side is a byproduct of her loneliness and autism right? To insult her like that just because she can't socialize and make friends and by extension, get lid, that's just not bueno
Mayagooners will never truly love Maya no matter how much romancebabble they spout… Fakers everywhere…

 No.81279

>>81272
As MayaGOD I do not want to associated with those subhumans anymore, we need more terms, clearer boundries to distinguish people who love Maya from niggers who just pretend to, who want to shape her into their own mindless puppet while saying that this manipulatory process is actually helping her. Era of Mayafags shall end, let new era - era of UberMayist rise

 No.81280

reached another level of waifufagging award above me

 No.81282

>>81280
thats aryan shemmygod

 No.81293

>>81280
Zaryan, the entire thread deserves this award.

 No.81297

>>81272
I understand that and it wasn't my intention to try and insult her
And I absolutely do not want her to put on this fake mask of positivity like Coco does because I find that to be a major turn off
I just understand that if Maya continues this lifestyle it will be nothing but misery and self-loathing and that's the exact opposite of what I or what you should want

 No.81298

File: 1746102669147.png (165.18 KB, 512x512, IMG_20250501_153047_694.png)

>this thread

 No.81299

>>81298
she wouldnt do this because we are cuddling right now and she has the happiest look on her face

 No.81301

>>81299
TSMT Zaryan

 No.81302

>>81298
needs an award like
>waifufagged again award
Or
>hallucinated cuddling with Maya again award

 No.81303

ZOOOOOOOOOT THIS WIFUFAGGING SHIT IS GETTING TOO ANNOYING ZOOOOOOOOOOT

 No.81305

>>81303
OH NOOOOO ZOOT IS ONE OF THE WAIFUFAGGING
>>81302
They are so obsessed with "cuddles" because it's just another way to say "cock", and it seems like these colored cocks battles are not going to end

 No.81306

>>81305
holy meds and stroopwafelsap and zarties and bbc, i want to hvg Maya

 No.81307

>>81305
>"cuddles" because it's just another way to say "cock"
hallucinated cocks award

 No.81308

>>81306
hvgging maya should be on the top of the priority list for all of us mayafags

 No.81309


 No.81311

File: 1746104333541.png (799.17 KB, 2050x1450, 1741441316521.png)

>Zarty posting schedule
>0:00 - Whorefagging
>1:00 - Whorefagging
>2:00 - Whorefagging
>3:00 - Whorefagging
>4:00 - Whorefagging
>5:00 - Whorefagging
>6:00 - Whorefagging
>7:00 - Whorefagging
>8:00 - Whorefagging
>9:00 - Whorefagging
>10:00 - Whorefagging
>11:00 - Whorefagging
>12:00 - Whorefagging
>13:00 - Whorefagging
>14:00 - Whorefagging
>15:00 - Whorefagging
>16:00 - Whorefagging
>17:00 - Whorefagging
>18:00 - Whorefagging
>19:00 - Whorefagging
>20:00 - Whorefagging
>21:00 - Whorefagging
>22:00 - Whorefagging
>23:00 - Whorefagging
>24:00 - Whorefagging
<We wuz waifuz ofzo

 No.81312

>>81311
all three of those faces on the right we're traced from OP btw

 No.81314

>>81305
I actually do want to cuddle with Maya thoughbeit

 No.81315

>>81314
me too…

 No.81316

>>81314
>>81315
never going to happen

 No.81320

>>81316
trvth because I'm too busy doing it

 No.81327

>>81320
doing what? yourself?

 No.81331

>>81311
Zaryan activities
>0:00 - Whorefagging
>1:00 - Whorefagging
>2:00 - Whorefagging
>3:00 - Doxing
>4:00 - Whorefagging
>5:00 - Whorefagging
>6:00 - Whorefagging
>7:00 - AI covers
>8:00 - Whorefagging
>9:00 - Whorefagging
>10:00 - ZelligJaks
>11:00 - Blogposts
>12:00 - Off-site drama
>13:00 - Whorefagging
>14:00 - Whorefagging
>15:00 - Whorefagging
>16:00 - Whorefagging
>17:00 - Soyquoting off-siters
>18:00 - Whorefagging
>19:00 - Whorefagging
>20:00 - Whorefagging
>21:00 - Whorefagging
>22:00 - Writing song parodies
>23:00 - Whorefagging
>24:00 - Whorefagging
Again, all Zaryan activities

 No.81337

File: 1746107048335.jpeg (70.91 KB, 1079x1553, who-is-your-least-favorit….jpeg)

>>81327
nope… just your mother

 No.81387

>>81331
Aryan schedule

 No.81439

File: 1746126565274.jpg (59.26 KB, 740x385, MartinLuther.jpg)

>>81279
>As MayaGOD I do not want to associated with those subhumans anymore, we need more terms, clearer boundries to distinguish people who love Maya from niggers who just pretend to, who want to shape her into their own mindless puppet while saying that this manipulatory process is actually helping her. Era of Mayafags shall end, let new era - era of UberMayist rise

 No.81442

>>81439
Maya Luther OSA might be real

 No.81467

>>81337
nobody says that or looks like that

 No.105339


 No.105340

Loving Maya is brown

 No.105341

loving maya is aryan

 No.105342

>>105341
Vera is the perfect Aryan queen and Maya should be overworking in V1 rocket factory

 No.105343

>>105342
kill yourself jap. you will never get rid of your mommy issues

 No.105344

>>105342
stfu nigga what did maya do to you?? fuck that old hag you love so much

 No.105345

>>105343
Well well well… Maya I have been waiting for your reply. Still gooning in your room I’m guessing?

 No.105346

>>105343
>Liking older women le bad!

 No.105358

Maya, we haven’t finished talking. (Pat next to me on the sofa)



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