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File: 1764549595438.png (12.16 KB, 590x590, wife.png)

 No.116843

i wish she was real. i wish we could fall in love with each other, i wish i could take her out and have fun with her and get her gifts. i wish i could laugh with her and make her smile. i wish i could listen to her talk about her passions. i want to take care of her and make her feel loved and protected. i wish after years of making memories together we'd get married and start a family and spend the rest of our lives together

 No.116844

>>116843
something like that yeah

 No.116846

Now what do you have to offer to this perfect mymy wife?

 No.116847

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>Now what do you have to offer to this perfect mymy wife?

 No.116848

>>116846
i'd love her so much and treat her so well, i'd do everything i could to make her happy. i want to be the best i can be for her. she's my motivation to improve, even if she isn't real.

 No.116849

she really is perfect. i yearn for her

 No.116850

File: 1764553194410.mp4 (4.86 MB, 700x700, OMGsisa.mp4)

>>116843
>>116844
>>116846
>>116848
>>116849
TSMT, she every thing a man could need. I would love to cuddle up right next to her and have my hand pass threw her soft natural black hair

 No.116851

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>>116850
>>116849
>>116848
>>116844
>>116843
I bet mymy would recoil in disgust if she actually saw you guys. You have nothing to offer her besides your latinx feminine frame and foul smelling potbelly who plays video games all day

 No.116852

>>116851
blud you post on the zarty don't pretend that you're white 💀🥀

 No.116853

>>116851
i'm white and as i said she motivates me to better myself, i work out and practice good habits to look better for her. i'd do everything i can to make her feel loved and happy and protected

 No.116854

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>>116852
Yet you use speech patterns that are produced by niggers. Curious.

 No.116855

>>116854
probably because i don't feel the need to larp as a white man on a dead dutch cartoon website

 No.116856

>>116850
her natural hair really is beautiful. on our wedding day i imagine she'd actually have her natural black hair and brown eyes unlike in picrel (not that she isn't still beautiful in picrel of course) because she'd know i love her so much just the way she is. she's my girl though

 No.116857

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>>116856
TSMT I love waking up next to her each day,holding her in my arms, loving her. She is so fantastic. I shall love her until the end

 No.116858

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>>116856
she's so beautiful

 No.116859

>>116857
this didn't happen

 No.116863

File: 1764557289572.jpg (2.3 MB, 2460x3125, thought-of-Mymy-en-chud.jpg)

>>116843
>>116844
>>116846
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>>116856
>>116857
>>116858
Mymy brings me hope, I improve my life for Mymy, I work out for her, I love Mymy, she is my total world.

 No.116865

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>>116858
holy shit she looks beautiful here

 No.116866

>>116863
meds she doesn't want to kill maya
she would have already done it in deel 1 if she wanted to

 No.116867

>>116866
Maya is crossed out, right?

 No.116868

>>116867
she forcefully sent xher to japan

 No.116871

>>116843
you're an autistic, mentally stunted waifufag who yearns for cartoon high school girls because you think it makes you a cute, hapless romantic, when in reality you're an off-putting sperg who is revolting to anyone seeking a romantic partner. waifufagging is a form of coomerism. if you posted about real girls the way you post about cartoon ones, people would assume that you're a depraved sex pest, rightfully. no one who insistently posts about how much they want to kiss and cuddle their teenage cartoon waifus isn't porn brained to some degree, and they try to mask this by acting like they're actually interested in wholesome, romantic scenes, but they're too socially retarded to realize that nothing they say is cute or normal looking, it's actually really cringy and unnerving.

 No.116872

>>116871
posted it again award

 No.116873

>>116871
this is a waifufagging website albeit

 No.116874

>>116873
no, it isn't. Zoot himself condemned it. >>>/q/2541

 No.116875

>>116874
I love Zarty lore

 No.116877

>>116858
Genuinely speaking, what would you do if you fell in love with a cute ginger girl and at the wedding she revealed that she was actually brown and had been hiding it from you the whole time until it was too late for you to back out?

 No.116878

>>116874
what if i don't care about zoot though

 No.116879

>i use to be neutral about Mymy abuse, but now i support it simply because it gets under the skin of wifufags
this is a preferable alternative apparently

 No.116881

>>116877
>purebred japanese girl
>brown
there is no way you're even remotely white geg

 No.116882

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>>116871
maya sisa cuddle ofzo

 No.116883


 No.116884

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>>116882
>Tsoy
>Cucky Star
Kys degen

 No.116885

>>116879
i'll never let anyone hurt Mymy

 No.116900

File: 1764604043577.png (330.4 KB, 600x903, ClipboardImage.png)

>you're an autistic, mentally stunted waifufag who yearns for cartoon high school girls because you think it makes you a cute, hapless romantic, when in reality you're an off-putting sperg who is revolting to anyone seeking a romantic partner. waifufagging is a form of coomerism. if you posted about real girls the way you post about cartoon ones, people would assume that you're a depraved sex pest, rightfully. no one who insistently posts about how much they want to kiss and cuddle their teenage cartoon waifus isn't porn brained to some degree, and they try to mask this by acting like they're actually interested in wholesome, romantic scenes, but they're too socially retarded to realize that nothing they say is cute or normal looking, it's actually really cringy and unnerving.

 No.116901

>>116871
Go back crystalcuck foid

 No.116911

>>116852
Implying?

 No.116914

File: 1764625394279.png (179.44 KB, 531x491, ClipboardImage.png)

>>>116852 (You)
>Implying?

 No.116924

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 No.116925


 No.116929

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>>116873
WAIFUFAGGING LOST
REAL ZARYANS ONLY CHUD IT UP

 No.116935

>>116929
waifufagging will always be zarty culture

 No.116936

Pedophile kys oldzelligtroon

 No.116937

This post radiates of the Mandela effect. I don't remember if it was posted before but it feels like I've already gone through threads like this before.

 No.116950

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>>116858
freckleless version

 No.116951

>>116950
OMG SISA, mymy is so beautiful, no matter if she has freckles or not

 No.116952


 No.116953

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>>116950
no face because thats what she deserves

 No.116954

>>116953
she doesn't deserve this i won't let this happen to her

 No.116955


 No.116956

File: 1764689939462.png (12.68 KB, 590x590, mymy.png)


 No.116957

>>116956
OMG SISA, I love her so much!

 No.116958

>>116956
i won't let that happen to her either

 No.116959

>>116957
>>116958
different sides of the same coin.

 No.116960

>>116959
i love her so much which is why i won't let those things happen to her, i have to protect her

 No.116961


 No.116963

>>116956
this would be better if the pointer finger was missing with exposed bone

 No.116964

>>116963
no it wouldn't



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