Citizens of the civilized soysphere, on this day we mark a transition. For a year, the Zarty stood as the crowning achievement of civilized beings. But there were those who would set us against one another, and we took up arms to defend our way of life against the Frootists, frogs, pedos and many others. In so doing, we never suspected that the greatest threat came from within.
The Wifufags, and some within our own Jannyteam, had conspired to create the shadow of Coomerism using one of their own as the enemy's leader. They had hoped to grind the Zarty into ruin. But the hatred in their hearts could not be hidden forever. At last, there came a day when our enemies showed their true natures.
The Wifufags hoped to unleash their destructive power against the Zarty by doxing the head of government and usurping control of the 'lig army. But the aims of would-be tyrants were valiantly opposed by those without elitist, dangerous powers. Our loyal Nordig SS gigachad 'lig troopers contained the insurrection within the Schöppenboer Sister Temple and quelled uprisings on a thousand worlds.
The remaining Wifufags will be hunted down and defeated!
The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed… but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger! And the Wifu rebellion has been foiled.
In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Zarty will be reorganized into the FIRST EFFORT POSTING EMPIRE, for a safe and secure society!TL;DR I have rebought the rights to the domain and have upgraded the servers a bit. The changes mentioned in
>>2447 will be implemented steadily.
Trust the plan, patriQtZ